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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going to stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going
to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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Cousin, there’s something
I think you should know.

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Balki, if you’re gonna tell me

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that the toaster’s broken,
don’t bother.

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The toaster’s broken?

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No wonder why my Pop‐Tart
never popped up.

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U‐um, I’ve also
got a, a fork in there. Yes.

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Um, the thing that I wanted
to tell you is...

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Look, uh, Jennifer is knitting
something for you

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and, um, ordinarily I would
never want to spoil the surprise

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but I think if you
just take a look‐‐

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Okay. It’s okay, Balki,
it’s okay.

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She’s probably
knitting me a sweater.

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She’s always
knitting me sweaters.

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Except for the time
she knitted me a car cover.

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Cousin, she’s,
she’s not knitting you

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a car cover or a sweater.

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She’s knitting you these.

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And, and usually I, I wouldn’t

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even dream of spoiling
the surprise

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but I just wanted you
to see them.

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I, I wanted you to see them so
that when she gives them to you

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and you see that they’re
...way too small, you...

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...you, you won’t say...

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‐"Oh, my Lord!"
‐"Oh, my Lord!"

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...and hurt her feelings.

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Balki, d‐do you have
any idea what this means?

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Well, of course I do.
Don’t be ridiculous.

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It means Jennifer has grossly
misjudged your foot size.

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I think they’ll stretch if we
just...dip them in something.

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Some kind of saline solution
or something.

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No, Balki, d‐don’t you get it?

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Jennifer’s gonna have a ba‐aa...

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Jennifer’s gonna have a ba‐aa...

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Jennifer is going
to have a sheep?

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In the entire history of Mypos,
that only happened once.

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No, Balki, Jennifer
is not gonna have a sheep.

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She’s gonna have a...baby.

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A baby what?

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A baby Appleton.

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Cousin! Cousin!

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Oh, my goodness.

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When did Jennifer tell you?

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W‐well, she hasn’t
told me y‐yet.

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She, she obviously wants it
to be a surprise.

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That’s why
she’s knitting booties.

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That’s why
she’s knitting booties?

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It’s what women do
to prepare for a baby.

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Well, that’s,
that’s kind of odd.

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On Mypos, when a woman
is expecting a child

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all she has to do
is dig a deeper well

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buy a bigger laundry basket
and pre‐chew a lot of meat.

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They’re blue.

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That, that means it’s a boy.

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Well, I, I can handle that.

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I, I used to be a little boy.

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I‐I’ll just do everything
my father did.

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I‐I’ll, I’ll be my son’s pal.

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We‐we’ll communicate.

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If he does something wrong,
I’ll just point it out to him.

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And, and when, when he builds
that, that little car

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for, for the Soap Box Derby

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I’ll just tell him
that it’s not good enough.

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And I’ll be sure to tell him
in front of all his friends.

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Oh, Balki, who am I kidding?

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I’m gonna destroy my son.

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Cousin, cousin, cousin, come on.

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I think you’re overestimating
your influence.

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Now...

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...you’ll learn
how to be a father.

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Look, uh, in the beginning
anyway all you have to do

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is just let him be a baby,
have fun, eat with his hands.

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That’s just like you.

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Everything is fun and games
and enjoying life.

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Well, that’s
just not how it works.

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And someday you’ll have
a son of your own

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and you’ll see
just how hard it is.

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Maybe I will have a son.

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Cousin, I’ll teach him
everything my father taught me.

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I’ll teach him
how to shear a sheep.

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I’ll teach him
how to milk a goat.

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I’ll teach him
how to outrun lava.

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Cousin, wouldn’t it be great
if, if our little boys

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were best buds
just like we are?

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[instrumental music]

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Sweet dreams, little Larry.

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Have a nice nap and after dinner

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I’ll teach you
how to balance a checkbook.

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Snoozi snoozi, Baby Balki.

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Sleep on your face and drool.

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After your nap,
we’ll take you to Disneyland.

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Now, why would you
promise them that?

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We have no intention
of taking them to Disneyland.

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I know, I’m just hoping
you’ll take me.

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[instrumental music]

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"Balance a checkbook."
That’s why I love my dad.

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He’s practical.
That’s a skill I can use.

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What can you learn
going to Disneyland?

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That it’s,
it’s a small world after all?

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And how to have fun?

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You know,
that’s just your problem.

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You think, uh, the world
is, is about fun and games.

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Well, that’s
just not how it works.

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W‐wowww!

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That was more fun than bouncing
that golf ball off your head.

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I want to play
with my Bookie cat!

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[instrumental music]

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[grunts]

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I want, I want my Book...
I want my Bookie cat.

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I want to play with Bookie cat.

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No, I want my Bookie.

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I, I want to play, I want...

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Uh...

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You can’t!

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I want to play with...
Bookie cat’s mine.

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‐I want to play with Bookie‐‐
‐Ow!

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‐Ow!
‐Ow!

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Okay, fine.
You play with Bookie cat.

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But if you do,
his collar bell will ring

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and then our dads will know
that we’re not taking a nap

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and we’ll be
sent to an orphanage.

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An orphanage?

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Yeah, and we’ll have
to eat crumbs

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and sleep on thumbtacks.

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I don’t want to sleep
on thumbtacks.

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Well, you’ll have to sleep
on thumbtacks

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if you play with Bookie cat.

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I don’t, I don’t want
to sleep on thumbtacks.

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Well, you’ll have to sleep
on thumbtacks

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if you play with Bookie cat.

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I, I don’t want to play
with Bookie cat.

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I think you should play
with Bookie cat.

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I don’t want to play
with Bookie cat.

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I think you should play
with Bookie cat!

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I don’t want to play
with Bookie cat.

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Please! Please!

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Don’t make me play
with Bookie cat!

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‐Okay.
‐Okay.

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‐I’ll play with Bookie cat.
‐Okay.

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[imitating Bookie cat]
Meow! Meow!

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Me‐eow!

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[screaming]

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Let’s get out of this crib
and have some real fun.

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[instrumental music]

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But, cousin,
where, where are you going?

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There are all these
toys in the crib

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that we haven’t played with.

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[imitating Baby Balki]
There’s all these
toys in the crib

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that we haven’t played with.

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Ow!

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You know something?
You get on my nerves.

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I’m gonna go ride
my rocking horse.

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I have two thumbs!

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Mmm. Mmm. Dessert!

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Mmm.

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Stop acting like a baby.

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I am not a baby.

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I’m just a terrible two.

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I wish I was three.

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They say life begins at three.

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I’m out of the crib!

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I’m out of the crib!

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Boy, oh, boy

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it sure is fun
being out of the crib!

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[groans]

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[laughs]

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I want to be out of the crib.

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You can’t be out of the crib.

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Yes, I can, and I’m beginning
to doubt that orphanage story.

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[music continues]

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(Balki)
Where, where’s the rocker?

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It’s over here.

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‐Where’s the rocker?
‐Over here.

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Come on, jump! I’ll catch you.

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Uh, uh, please,
I wasn’t born yesterday.

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Come on, I’m your cousin.
Trust me, I’ll catch you.

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‐No.
‐Come on! Come on.

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Come on, come on. Here we go.

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‐Ready? Ready?
‐Okay.

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One, two, three!

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Oh!

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Let that be a lesson to you.

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Never trust anyone over two.

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[crying]

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No, no! Don’t, don’t cry,
or our fathers will hear us.

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Hey, you know,
if you don’t stop crying

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Mr. Cuddly Bunny’s gonna beat
the living daylights outta ya!

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[instrumental music]

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Ahh‐haa!

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[Baby Larry grunting]

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Ow‐ow. Oww...

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[both crying]

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‐I’m bored.
‐Yeah, me, too.

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I wish I lived on a ranch.

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I wish I had a, a plane
and could go all over the world.

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I wish I could get
my foot in my mouth.

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That way I’d always know
where my shoes are.

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You know...that’s your trouble.

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You think small.

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I am small.

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Although, genetically,
I, I have a, a good chance

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of being taller than you.

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[crying]

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What I mean is...

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...you are perfectly content
to nap your life away

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while there’s other kids
outside having fun.

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I’m going outside
to the backyard

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to play on the swings.
Wanna come with me?

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Well, I want to come with you

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but, but the swings
are way out there

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and‐and we’re,
we’re stuck in here.

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How will we get out there?

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‐Don’t worry. I have...
‐Oh, God.

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...a plan.

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[instrumental music]

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Okay, Balki.

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You hold the blocks steady

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and I’ll climb up
to the window sill.

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Hello, Mr. Bear.

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Do you want, do you, do you want
to play in the backyard?

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Balki? Are, are you holding
the blocks st‐steady?

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Just a minute, cousin,
I’m talking to Mr. Bear.

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You‐you’re what?
You’re talking to Mr. Bear?

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Oh!

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’Nose, nose.’

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Eyes, eyes.

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Mouth, mouth.

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Ear, ear.

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‐What did I ask you to do?
‐Hold the blocks.

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00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,650
‐What did you do?
‐Talked to Mr. Bear.

249
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,184
What happened?

250
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,953
Cousin Larry fall down, go boom.

251
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,323
What should you say to me?

252
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:26,292
Do it again.

253
00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:28,662
[instrumental music]

254
00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:30,496
Oh. Oh...

255
00:15:30,531 --> 00:15:31,632
Oh.

256
00:15:41,742 --> 00:15:43,476
[screaming]

257
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,346
[gasps]

258
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,451
You know, I just never
get used to that thing!

259
00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:56,657
Will you concentrate
for a minute?

260
00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:59,192
We have to find
a way out the window.

261
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,393
Let’s play patty cake.

262
00:16:00,426 --> 00:16:02,028
No, I don’t want to play
"Patty Cake."

263
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,263
Well, I can’t say I blame you.

264
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,598
I mean, "Patty Cake."

265
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,732
What is that anyway?

266
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,203
And, and who is this
"Baker’s man?"

267
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:12,706
And why does he have to make me
a cake as fast as he can?

268
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,474
Where’s the quality in that?

269
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,178
‐And when he‐‐
‐The seesaw.

270
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,279
Perfect!

271
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,316
Oh, cousin...

272
00:16:23,349 --> 00:16:25,719
Oh, I always wanted to play
on the seesaw.

273
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,487
How, how does it work?

274
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,328
All the fun’s on your side.

275
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,364
Stand up.

276
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,042
‐I don’t see‐‐
‐No, don’t, don’t, don’t!

277
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,076
Oh!

278
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,547
[crying]

279
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,481
Mmm.

280
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,722
We are not going to play
on the seesaw.

281
00:17:01,755 --> 00:17:03,189
You are gonna sit on that end

282
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,691
I am gonna climb up
on the blocks

283
00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:06,593
and jump on the high end,
you’ll sail through the air

284
00:17:06,627 --> 00:17:08,361
land on the window sill
and you can climb out.

285
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:11,765
Uh‐oh.

286
00:17:13,667 --> 00:17:15,669
You don’t like the plan.

287
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,671
No, I, I didn’t say that.

288
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,774
I see it all over your face.
You don’t like the plan.

289
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,210
Well, it’s, it’s just that
I, I’m still recovering

290
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,512
from that jack‐in‐the‐box thing.

291
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,081
I mean...look at that thing.

292
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,415
It’s hideous!

293
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,219
A‐a disembodied head
and a pair of arms

294
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,688
and, uh,
just a spring for a body?

295
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,456
How does it digest its food?

296
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,425
And then, then this.

297
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,127
I, I don’t know...
Flying through the air?

298
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,129
I, I might have done that

299
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,498
before but now that
I know I have two thumbs

300
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,467
I’ve got too much to live for.

301
00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,771
Alright. Alright.

302
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,105
We’ll just have
to think of something else.

303
00:17:54,608 --> 00:17:57,611
I know! We can take the crib
and push it over to the window

304
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,345
and climb up on that.

305
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,116
Naw, that’ll never work.
I’ve got it!

306
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,551
We can take the crib, push it

307
00:18:04,585 --> 00:18:06,520
over to the window
and we can climb up on that.

308
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:09,823
You know, when you say it

309
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,592
it don’t sound like
such a good idea.

310
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,462
Oh, really? Oh, really...
Let me ask you something.

311
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,731
How many nurseries
have you escaped from?

312
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,666
‐Oh, come on!
‐Hmm? How many? How many?

313
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:20,601
‐How many nurseries...
‐Cousin, cousin, cousin‐‐

314
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:24,671
How many nurseries
have you escaped from?

315
00:18:24,705 --> 00:18:27,273
You know, this argument
is a lot like diaper rash.

316
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,478
I’ve had it before and I know
I’m gonna have it again.

317
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,617
Come on, just pull on the crib.

318
00:18:36,650 --> 00:18:38,384
[instrumental music]

319
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,690
Here we go. On three.

320
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,726
Ready? One, two, three.

321
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,797
[grunts]
Alright, one more time.
On three. Here we go.

322
00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:52,866
Ready? One, two, three.

323
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,636
[grunting]

324
00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,939
Alright, here we go.
One more time, on three.

325
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,907
Ready? One, two, three.

326
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,781
Pull!

327
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,815
Ow!

328
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,853
[crying]

329
00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:22,328
Cousin, you know,
I was thinking‐‐

330
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,664
‐No, I do the thinking.
‐Cousin, if... Cousin...

331
00:19:23,697 --> 00:19:24,798
I do the thinking.

332
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,669
I, I, I. Me! Me! Me!

333
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,741
You know, it’s babies like you

334
00:19:34,775 --> 00:19:36,810
that give us two‐year‐olds
a bad name.

335
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,847
Alright, one more time,
on three.

336
00:19:40,881 --> 00:19:42,583
This time we push.

337
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,951
Ready? One, two, three...

338
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:46,720
[grunts]

339
00:19:48,622 --> 00:19:51,592
You know, Balki,
we’re lucky to have such quiet

340
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,926
well‐behaved children.

341
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,561
Yeah, right.

342
00:19:54,595 --> 00:19:55,896
Are you sure we can’t go
to Disneyland?

343
00:19:55,929 --> 00:19:56,930
‐No.
‐Oh.

344
00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,533
[crashing sound]

345
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:09,743
‐Hi.
‐Hi.

346
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,182
Oh, God.

347
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:18,885
Balki, our, our children are
gonna be jus‐just like us.

348
00:20:18,919 --> 00:20:21,287
I, I, I’m not ready
to have a child.

349
00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,826
I, I couldn’t even take
care of my pet goldfish.

350
00:20:25,859 --> 00:20:27,594
I, I overfed him and he died.

351
00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,832
Winston’s dead?

352
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,001
You told me
he went to a petting zoo.

353
00:20:39,873 --> 00:20:41,241
Hi, guys.

354
00:20:42,643 --> 00:20:45,579
Larry, I have some
very exciting news.

355
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,613
[gasping]

356
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:51,417
Don’t worry, Jennifer,
Cousin Larry will be okay

357
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,620
once the baby arrives.

358
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:56,790
Baby? How did Larry know my
Cousin Lucille is having a baby?

359
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:58,992
Your Cousin Lucille
is having a baby?

360
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,062
Yes, Larry,
she’s due in the spring.

361
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:03,864
You’re not having a baby?

362
00:21:03,897 --> 00:21:04,998
No. No!

363
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:08,368
Larry, if I were you’d
be the second one to know.

364
00:21:12,773 --> 00:21:14,508
Wonder who she’s planning
on telling first?

365
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,778
[instrumental music]

366
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,624
Larry, are you disappointed

367
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,526
the baby is my cousin’s
and not ours?

368
00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,529
Oh, no, no. Not at all.

369
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,667
Well, well,
maybe a‐a‐a little.

370
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,671
You know, b‐but,
Jen, I promise...

371
00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:47,741
When the time comes,
I’m gonna learn

372
00:21:47,774 --> 00:21:49,710
everything there is to know
about fatherhood.

373
00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:53,614
Oh, Larry, you’ll make
a wonderful father.

374
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:05,526
But aren’t you forgetting
one very important step

375
00:22:05,559 --> 00:22:07,694
towards becoming a father?

376
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:19,573
Oh! Oh!

377
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,608
Oh, oh! Ooh! Oh!

378
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:23,510
Mmm, mm‐mmm.

379
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:24,678
Oh, oh.

380
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:25,812
[glass shattering]

381
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:28,782
[theme music]

382
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,779
[music continues]