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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just get
a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what the odds
are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart
and a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall
on the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall
on the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪

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Face it, mister, we can’t get
the couch up to your office.

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It won’t fit in the elevator.

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Oh, it’s just great.

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I spent a fortune
redecorating my office

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around this sofa
and you can’t get it up there?

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You hear that, Balki?
Opportunity is knocking.

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Well, I have no choice.
Take it back.

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N‐no need to take
that couch back, sir.

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Uh, it just so happens
that, uh, during college

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I worked for the Eight Garibaldi
Brothers Moving Company.

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I was so good, uh,
they laid off four brothers.

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So you could get
this couch up to my office?

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Absolutely, sir.

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Is this gonna be
like that time you insisted

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on cleaning my aquarium
and got your head stuck in it?

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No, it won’t be
anything like that, sir.

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I‐I will treat
your couch with TLC.

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I have a better idea.

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Treat it as if
it meant your J‐O‐B.

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R‐E‐S‐P‐E‐C‐T.

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Find out what it means to me.

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Okay. Good luck
with that couch, sucker.

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Whoa!

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Oh!

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Don’t play with my dolly.

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Stop fooling around.

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We’ve got a job to do.

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Hey, cousin, uh, you never
told me that you were a mover.

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Balki, I have never moved
a piece of furniture in my life.

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But how hard can it be to get
a couch into an elevator?

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Well, that all depends
on how much of the couch

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you want to get
into the elevator

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and whether or not
you want the doors to shut.

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Alright, Balki,
let me explain.

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Getting this couch
into the elevator

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is all a matter
of finding the magic angle.

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Oh, yeah.

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Vila, the goat girl, used to say

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there was a certain magic
in my ankles.

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‐Balki.
‐Yeah?

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Just help me get the couch
into the elevator.

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Cousin, the only way
you’re gonna get this couch

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into that elevator
is to saw it in half.

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No, we are not going to saw it
in half.

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Oh, yes.
Make a nice set of sectionals.

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Perhaps a little end table
with some straw flowers‐‐

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We’re not going
to saw it in half.

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Balki, what we’re going to do
is take this end

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into the elevator
and then lift it up.

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Now you take this end,
I will take that end.

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Wait a minute.
How come you get the good end?

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There is no good end.
Both ends are the same.

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‐Oh really?
‐’Yes.’

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Then how come
you want that end?

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‐No, you take that end.
‐I’m just gonna take a look.

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Just take that end.
Look, now alright.

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You see, they’re both
the same, alright?

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Now you take that end.
You take that end.

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I am a citizen of this country.

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I can vote. I can choose.

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I do not have to take this end!

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Please, let me have that end.

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‐Alright, fine, take this end.
‐Okay.

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Happy?

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Well, professionally,
I, I can’t complain

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and my personal life
is pretty satisfying

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and I’ve got a little money
in the bank

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so overall,
I’m gonna say yes, I’m happy.

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Glad to hear it.

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‐I think spiritually, I’m‐‐
‐Okay, ready? Here we go.

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On the count of three,
we’ll lift. Ready?

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One, two, three, lift!

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Now?

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Yes, now.

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[grunting]

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And circle!

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And swing it around.
Just swing it on in.

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Just swing it on in
and into the elevator.

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I knew I had the bad end.

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Alright now, lift.
Lift. Keep lifting.

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‐Cousin, cousin, oh, cousin‐‐
‐Lift it up. Lift it up.

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‐Stop! Stop pushing!
‐Just lift. Keep lifting.

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‐Ah! Ah! Stop pushing!
‐To the left! To the left!

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Is it going? Th‐there!
I think I feel it going!

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There it goes. There it goes.
You’ve got...

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‐Ow! Ow! Ow!
‐’Stop pushing!’

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[gasps]

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Aah! Ah!

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What is it? What’s wrong?
What’s wrong?

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‐Foot!
‐’Foot?’

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‐Foot!
‐Oh, your foot!

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[groans]

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It’s caught under the couch!

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You‐you’ve got to get it
out from under the couch!

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‐Ow, ow, ow.
‐Get it off!

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Oh!

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Are you alright?

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[grunting]

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‐Cousin, cousin.
‐Huh?

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‐What is it?
‐Cousin, you know what?

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You know what?
This isn’t working.

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I think you’re right.

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Cousin, why we don’t
just tell Mr. Wainwright

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that the couch don’t fit
in the elevator?

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Balki, we are not quitters.
We are not shirkers.

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‐We are not slackers.
‐We are not movers.

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Please, please, just...
You’ve got to help me.

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I’ve got to convince
Mr. Wainwright

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I am not an idiot.

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Good luck.

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I can’t believe he remembered
the aquarium thing.

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Cousin, I didn’t wanna say
anything at the time

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but that was pretty stupid.

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Good thing for you,
I had that snorkel in my desk.

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And if you could be
just as helpful this time

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I’d appreciate it.

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Okay.

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You know, the thing is
if we could just get rid

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of the ceiling,
the couch would fit in there.

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That is the stupidest idea
I have ever heard.

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Balki, you’re a genius!

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Kind of a mixed message,
isn’t it?

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Sort of like jumbo shrimp.

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No, no, no, no.

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Balki, Balki,
that is a brilliant idea!

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Uh, if the couch won’t fit
into the elevator

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we’ll put the couch
on top of the elevator!

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Was that my idea?

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Funny, that don’t sound
like me.

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Just help me get the couch
out of the elevator.

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‐Well, I’m just taking‐‐
‐You take that end.

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‐I want this, this is my end.
‐Take that end.

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Just take that end!

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I haven’t even taken
a look at this end.

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Let me just check it out.

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[grunting]

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Now I have sent the elevator
down one floor.

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I’ll pry the doors open

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and then we’ll load the couch
on top of the elevator.

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Cousin, since this was my idea,
I hereby withdraw my idea.

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Balki, it’ll be fine.

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Now to make this work,
we’re going to

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have to stop the elevator on 15.

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Yeah, but Mr. Wainwright’s
office is, is on 16.

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I know that, Balki, that is why
we have to stop the elevator

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at 15, so we can unload
the couch at 16.

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Now get on top of the elevator
and help me pull the couch in.

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I’m not gonna get on top
of the elevator!

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Just get on top of the elevator.

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I’m not gonna get on top
of the elevator.

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Get on top of the elevator!

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I’m not gonna get on top
of the elevator!

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Look it, I don’t even know
if it can support my weight!

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Get on top of the elevator
and help me pull this couch in.

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I don’t even know if
it’s gonna su
pport my weight.

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Just get on top.

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Ouch!

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What if something goes wrong?

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Don’t be silly.
Nothing can go wrong.

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You always say that
right before things go wrong!

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What are you talking about?

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(Balki)
’Cousin, this has fish tank
written all over it.’

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[intense music]

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Well, at least
we learned the route.

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‐Yes, yes, we did.
‐Hm.

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And I have every reason
to believe

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it will go just as smoothly
with the couch

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on top of the elevator.
Help me pick up the couch.

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You know, this would
never happen on Mypos.

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‐Why, no elevators?
‐No, no couches.

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It’s also the reason
we have no talk shows.

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Help me pick up the couch.
You take that end.

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‐I like this end.
‐You take that end.

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‐That end stinks.
‐Take that end.

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‐I’ve had that end.
‐Please, just take that end.

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‐I wanna take this end.
‐Alright, alright, never mind.

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I’ll do it myself.
I’ll do it myself.

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‐I’m gonna help you.
‐Aah!

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Phase one, complete.

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We are on our way to the top.

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Correct me if I’m wrong,
but don’t the phrase

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on our way to the top
imply movement?

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Okay, I forgot
to push the button.

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Little snag, no big deal.

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I’ll just climb down
into the elevator

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through this little trap door...

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...press 15
and we’ll be on our way.

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Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait, wait.

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How come I, I can’t climb down
through the little trap door?

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Because someone has to stay
up here with the couch.

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[grunting]

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Cousin, cousin, cousin.

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I‐I, I‐I don’t wanna stay
up here alone with the couch.

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‐It’s scary.
‐Okay, okay, fine.

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Ow. Ow.

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I’ll stay up here
with the couch.

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You climb down
into the elevator.

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Alrighty.

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Ooh.

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I’m not staying up here.

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It’s too scary.

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We’ll both go down.
You go down first. Go ahead.

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Okay, I got ya. I got ya.

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[thud]

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(Balki)
’Oww!’

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Okay, Phil, I just came up
from the sub‐basement.

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The elevator’s at the bottom
of the shaft and it’s empty.

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We’re ready for the test.

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Let’s see how much punishment
this baby can take.

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[intense music]

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‐’Okay, alright.’
‐Okay.

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‐I got you.
‐’Okay. okay.’

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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‐Yep, yep.
‐’Keep goin’.’

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‐Hang on alright, good.
‐Okay, alright. Okey‐dokey.

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‐Okay. Alright. Alright.
‐Okay.

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‐Alright, just help me down.
‐Just let her drop.

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‐Help me down.
‐Cousin, it’s one foot.

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‐Help me down!
‐It’s a foot!

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‐Just one foot!
‐Just help me down!

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‐Just drop! Just let go!
‐Just help me!

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‐Let go. Alright, alright.
‐Just help me...

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[laughing]

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Now I’ll just press 15
and we’ll be on our way.

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Well, I’ll be snookered.
It’s working.

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I may just have to eat my worms.

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00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,975
‐Words.
‐Worms.

243
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,044
‐Words.
‐Worms.

244
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,413
You might just have
to eat your words.

245
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,282
Cousin, on Mypos,
when you doubt someone

246
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,152
and later on you find out
that they were right

247
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,921
you have to eat your worms.

248
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,559
They’re a good source
of protein, but, uh...

249
00:13:47,628 --> 00:13:51,231
...it’s a long, long time
before you doubt someone again.

250
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,039
All connections
and overrides have been made.

251
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,307
Let’s, uh, take it up
to the tenth floor.

252
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,952
What was that?

253
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,287
‐We’ve stopped.
‐Yeah, I know that.

254
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,623
But we’re supposed to be
going to floor number 15

255
00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:18,391
and we’re only on number 10.

256
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,662
Something’s wrong.

257
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,330
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe

258
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,232
someone pressed the button
at 10 to get on?

259
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:31,905
Did it ever occur to you

260
00:14:31,938 --> 00:14:35,208
that the usual sequence
of elevator events

261
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,210
is someone pushes the button...

262
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,214
...the doors open
and someone gets in?

263
00:14:47,521 --> 00:14:48,889
What’s your point?

264
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:56,029
My point is the doors didn’t
open. Something’s wrong!

265
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,699
Everything is fine.

266
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,267
I’ll just press the button
and we’ll be on our way again.

267
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,072
Okay, let’s test the brakes.

268
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,241
Let it drop, uh, three floors.

269
00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,344
Here we go.

270
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,313
[both screaming]

271
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,692
What was that?

272
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,163
I don’t know.
But it seems to be over.

273
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,132
Let’s not dwell on it.

274
00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,368
Let’s just get
the hell out of here.

275
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:40,473
Okay, Phil,
let’s really test the brakes.

276
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,443
Take her up 10 floors
and drop her all the way down.

277
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,249
There.

278
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,318
Everything seems to be fine.

279
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,389
Everything seems
to be fine to me.

280
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,527
Everything seem fine to you?

281
00:16:02,328 --> 00:16:03,129
No.

282
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,034
Except I can take
some small comfort

283
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:11,337
from having just figured out
what is going on here.

284
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,740
‐You know what’s going on here?
‐Well, of course, I do.

285
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:15,075
Don’t be ridiculous.

286
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,378
This elevator is possessed.

287
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,715
What?

288
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:25,251
I saw the very same thing
in a Stephen King movie once.

289
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,220
Only the elevator was a car

290
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,590
it didn’t have a couch on top
of it and we weren’t in it.

291
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,326
But aside from that,
it was the exact same thing

292
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,761
that’s happening here right now.

293
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:37,130
This elevator wants to kill us.

294
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,532
Next stop, hell!

295
00:16:41,802 --> 00:16:46,106
Balki, that is the dumbest thing
I have ever heard.

296
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,074
[both screaming]

297
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,772
[groaning]

298
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,806
Balki!

299
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:24,077
This elevator is possessed!

300
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,411
We’re gonna die!

301
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,281
We’re gonna die!
We’re gonna die!

302
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:31,818
I‐I hate this elevator!
I hate it! I hate it!

303
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,587
I hate it! I hate...

304
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:41,695
You are hysterical. Now calm
down. I’m going to handle this.

305
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,664
I’m going to talk
to the elevator.

306
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,669
I have a way
with mechanical objects.

307
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,075
Hello, Mr. Elevator.

308
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,580
May I call you Otis?

309
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:08,354
Otis, I know how you must feel.

310
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:13,293
All day long, up and down,
up and down.

311
00:18:15,729 --> 00:18:17,664
Everybody pushing your buttons.

312
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:27,874
But‐but, Otis, you’re taking it
out on the wrong guys.

313
00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:29,743
We usually take the stairs.

314
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,881
‐Now I was wondering‐‐
‐Balki, wait a minute!

315
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,150
Elevators always have a phone!

316
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,322
Cousin, cousin,
what a great idea

317
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,357
but, but who’s gonna call?

318
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,326
Nobody knows we’re here.

319
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:51,331
We are going to call out.

320
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,766
Oh, cousin,
that is a good idea.

321
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,234
We’ll call Jennifer
and Mary Anne

322
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,736
and say our last goodbye.

323
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:58,238
B‐Balki, we are gonna call out
for help.

324
00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,740
Cousin, we don’t have time
for that.

325
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:01,642
We have to call our loved ones

326
00:19:01,675 --> 00:19:03,409
and cancel
our magazine subscriptions.

327
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,713
‐Give me that.
‐No, cousin. I’m calling.

328
00:19:06,747 --> 00:19:08,248
‐I’m calling!
‐I am calling!

329
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,315
‐I am calling!
‐Cousin!

330
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,651
I will give you the phone

331
00:19:10,684 --> 00:19:12,653
when I am finished
with "Muppet Baby" magazine!

332
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,756
‐Give me that.
‐Cousin.

333
00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,758
Not until I cancel "Kermit."

334
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,194
Oh, God.

335
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:25,566
The line’s been cut.

336
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:31,505
[grunting]

337
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,242
Phil, the override checks out.

338
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,679
The, uh, brakes seem okay,
but I’m hearing

339
00:19:38,712 --> 00:19:41,548
a kind of high‐pitched noise
coming from the shaft.

340
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:43,650
[screaming]

341
00:19:43,684 --> 00:19:45,285
I think it’s probably
just the cables

342
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,821
but just to be safe, we should
check the rate of climb.

343
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,824
Let’s, uh, see how fast we can
get this baby to the top.

344
00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:53,760
[intense music]

345
00:19:53,794 --> 00:19:55,729
[grunting]

346
00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,967
Balki, we’re moving,
but we’re going much too fast.

347
00:20:01,001 --> 00:20:03,403
What if it doesn’t stop?
What‐what’ll happen to us?

348
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,239
Oh, it’ll stop, cousin,
I guarantee that.

349
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,642
The top of the elevator shaft
is reinforced concrete.

350
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:10,410
When we arrive,
the car will smash

351
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,912
and we’ll be squashed
like grapes.

352
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:13,814
This car will be no thicker
than a deck of cards.

353
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,716
So you see, we will stop.
Feel better?

354
00:20:17,718 --> 00:20:18,719
Oh! Oh!

355
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,756
Cousin, would you mind
choking me down there?

356
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:24,658
Because, you see, any second
the couch is going to come

357
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,293
through the ceiling
right above our heads.

358
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,962
[both screaming]

359
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,498
‐This is much better.
‐Thank you.

360
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:33,767
You’re welcome.

361
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,707
[crash]

362
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:49,516
Okay, elevator’s all yours,
Mr. Wainwright.

363
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,684
Thank you.

364
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,659
‐Hi.
‐Hi.

365
00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,310
‐How’s it goin’, cousin?
‐Pretty good, Balki.

366
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,079
I think I’ve figured out
how I can get

367
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,715
my half of the money
for Wainwright’s couch.

368
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:23,950
No vacation this year.

369
00:21:23,984 --> 00:21:26,553
Uh, forget about new tires
for my car.

370
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,856
And sell my bagpipes.

371
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,862
Well...

372
00:21:35,896 --> 00:21:37,631
Alright,
I’ll keep the bagpipes.

373
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:41,902
Where are you gonna get
your half of the money?

374
00:21:41,935 --> 00:21:43,504
Oh, that’s simple, cousin.

375
00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:45,005
I’m just gonna dip into my

376
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,407
Cousin Larry Appleton
Emergency Relief Fund.

377
00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,410
What are you talking about?

378
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,546
Well, every time you try
to impress Mr. Wainwright

379
00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:55,749
lie to Jennifer
or say I have a plan

380
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,051
I put a dollar into this fund.

381
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,553
‐Oh, really?
‐Mm‐hmm.

382
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,922
‐How much do you have?
‐Well, let’s see.

383
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:07,594
Three dollars,
some Junior Mints and this.

384
00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:11,698
A postcard of a golf course?

385
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:14,434
If you look down
the ninth fairway

386
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:16,002
you’ll see the villa I own.

387
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,077
‐Next to the lake?
‐That’s my pool.

388
00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,723
[theme music]