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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going to stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
♪ Haa ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s
going to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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Well, look what I found in
the white zone at the airport.

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Welcome home, oh!

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Oh, it’s so good to be home.

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Well, Jennifer,
you look exhausted.

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Why don’t we, uh,
go upstairs and take a nap?

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Larry, I‐I’m not sleepy.

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Yeah, but, Jennifer, you know

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every time you come back
from a long trip

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we take a nap.

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Oh, oh, a nap.

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Well, I’m a little hungry,
why don’t we have lunch first?

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You’re in luck,
I have plenty of cold yak loaf.

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Uh, uh, Jennifer,
it’s, uh, been two weeks

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since I’ve had a nap.

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I mean, if I were
any sleepier, I’d explode.

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Well, alright.

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I should have eaten
on the plane.

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Oh, great.

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She prefers airline food
over my yak loaf.

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I love your yak loaf.

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Well, if nobody cares
about my yak loaf

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I’m just gonna put it away.

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Balki, Balki, hello?

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Oh...

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I’m sorry, I, uh

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my mind was somewhere else

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my little gravy boat.

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Come, sit down, sit down.

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I want to hear
all about your trip.

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How was San Francisco

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Honolulu, Tahiti, Sydney

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Auckland, Sydney, Tahiti

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Honolulu and San Francisco?

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Fine.

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I brought you
a present from Tahiti.

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Oh!

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This is the biggest gummy bear
I have ever seen.

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‐Balki, Balki!
‐Mm? Mm‐hmm.

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It’s not a gummy bear.

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It’s a Polynesian marriage God.

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The legend says
if you give it to someone

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you’ll be married to them
by the next full moon.

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This is gonna come in handy
in case I ever meet anyone

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I want to marry.

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I’m worried about Mary Anne.

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Larry, all she talked about
on this trip was Balki.

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She really wants to marry him
but he just doesn’t get it.

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W‐what...
Isn’t‐isn’t this something

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that we could talk about later?

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Mm, la‐later is good.

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‐Mm? Mm.
‐Mm.

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Oh, later is no good.

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Alright, alright. Look,
you’re right. You’re right.

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But this is not a‐a new problem.

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I mean,
Mary Anne has wanted Balki

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to marry her for a long time.

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It’s much worse now

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it’s gotten to the point
where every time

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she sees a woman
with a wedding ring on

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she breaks down.

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W‐w‐well, don’t worry.

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I mean, they’ll work it out.

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Yeah, they’ll work it out.

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Oh, there’s no way
they can work it out.

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Larry, this is
really upsetting to me

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and you know I can’t nap
when I’m upset.

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Okay, alright,
alright, alright, alright.

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I’ll tell you what
I’m gonna do, alright?

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I’m gonna do downstairs
and‐and talk to Balki

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and‐and tell him that Mary Anne
wants him to propose.

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Then I’m gonna come back
and we’ll take a nap.

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‐Maybe two.
‐Larry, you can’t do that!

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Oh, sure I can,
it’s been two weeks.

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No, come on, no.

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What I mean is a woman

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wants a man to propose
because he’s in love

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not because someone told him to.

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I want you to go talk to Balki

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get him to realize
how much he loves Mary Anne

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how much she loves him

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and how perfect
they are for each other.

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But don’t use
any of those words.

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[instrumental music]

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There is a certain woman

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who is interested in you

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in a romantic way.

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Apparently
you have not realized it.

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Realize it...

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...take care of it,
see you later.

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Who could that possibly be?

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"Who could that possibly be?"

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"Who could that possibly be?"

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Balki, open your eyes!

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No, no.

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I mean, it is obvious.

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Who is it?

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I can’t tell you her name.

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Oh, this is a game.
Is she living or dead?

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Balki, this is a woman

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who is always making excuses

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to be with you, huh?

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If you’re in another room,
she finds some

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lame reason to go in there.

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Alright, she’s always
asking for your help.

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She’s blonde.

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She lives in this house.

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Give me a hint.

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She is in love with you.

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Please, take care of it
because it is starting

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to affect my marriage.

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I...I‐I had no idea.

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[chuckling]
I’m‐I’m so sorry.

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Don’t worry about it.
Just talk to her.

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What‐what will I say?

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Just tell her
how you feel about her.

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‐Okay.
‐Everything will be fine.

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I sure hope so.

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Dimitri, did you hear that?

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Jennifer is in love with me.

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Oh, Jennifer! Good news.

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I talked to Balki.
Everything is fine.

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Oh, great.

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‐Where are you going?
‐You were subtle, weren’t you?

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He never knew what hit him.

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Why are you going downstairs?

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B‐I‐I‐I have to go
fold the laundry.

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W‐well, yo‐but‐but‐but
you told me to hurry

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and I did, I hurried and‐and
shouldn’t we hurry upstairs?

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Well, I can’t,
I’m still a little tense.

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I need to be relaxed
to take a nap

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and folding laundry
helps me do that.

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Okay, okay, it’s a little weird

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but it worked on our honeymoon.

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Fold, fold away.

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‐Hi, Balki,
‐Hi‐hi, Jennifer. How are you?

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What are you doing down here
in the kitchen alone with me?

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I was just gonna
fold the laundry.

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Whatever you do,
don’t leave me alone with her.

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‐Balki?
‐Yeah?

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Would you give me
a hand with this?

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Look, look, Jennifer

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I don’t think
this is a good idea

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for either one of us.

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I need you.

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So, uh, did, uh,
Larry talk with you?

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Yeah, yeah.

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He did.

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And do you
understand everything?

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Yeah, yeah, I think I do.

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I‐I would have said something
to you earlier but

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I just didn’t feel comfortable
talking to you about it.

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Well, I can understand that.

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It just seemed better
to have Larry tell you.

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Yeah, yeah, that takes
the pressure off of you

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but how you think
Cousin Larry feels about this?

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Oh, he’s all for it.

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"He’s all for it?"

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Here, grab the ends.

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Yeah, well, Larry’s always said

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that if two people are in love

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then nothing should
stand in their way.

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Come to me.

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Now that you know everything

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don’t you think
you should make your move?

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‐Jennifer, Jennifer, please.
‐Oh! Oh!

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Please, look, look, look,
now listen to me. Listen to me.

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I know you have your heart
set on things being different.

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‐I do! I do with all my heart!
‐Oh, God!

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But in this turbulent
sea of emotions

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you and I can only be two ships

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that go bump in the night, okay?

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You are anchored
at Appleton Harbor

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and I am

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what I am, okay?

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And that’s all that I am.

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I’m Balki,
the sailor man, toot, toot.

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[imitating Popeye]

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What the hell
are you talking about?

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Oh, I knew it.
This is killing you.

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Jennifer, look,
we have got to stop this

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before innocent people get hurt.

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What do ya, what,
do ya think you’re the first

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married woman
to ever go goo‐goo over me?

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Stop it.

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Just stop it.
Don’t kid yourself, baby.

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‐Balki‐‐
‐Look, look, look.

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I‐I‐I don’t often
speak about this

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because it’s one of the reasons
I had to leave Mypos

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but Stavros is on
the other side of the island

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and you innocently offer to milk

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his wife’s goat
and all of a sudden

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she gets all hot and buttered.

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‐Balki‐‐
‐No, no, Katarina! It’s wrong!

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Balki, we need to clear up
a big misunderstanding.

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‐That’s right. Now you go back.
‐Okay?

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‐Back! Back! Back! Back!
‐Balki, no, no, no.

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Back up against the stove.

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There’s only one thing
that you have to understand

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and that is that even though
you have feelings for me

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your place is with your man.

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‐Balki, please, please...
‐Don’t beg.

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It’s just not
gonna happen, baby.

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You go back to Cousin Larry

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you forget me
and the power I have over you.

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And don’t you ever
speak of this again.

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Oh, believe me, I won’t.

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Larry!

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Larry, you are an idiot.

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Oh, good.

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We’re gonna play
strict schoolmarm

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and naughty student again.

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Teach me.

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No, I mean,
you’re really an idiot.

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You completely botched
your conversation with Balki.

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He thought
I wanted to marry him.

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Balki thought
you wanted to marry him?

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You remember last summer,
when Balki and I were out

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on a lake alone in the rowboat?

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I should have killed him then.

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Larry, you have to go
talk to him again.

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Jennifer, I would love to see
Balki and Mary Anne get married

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but we can’t force it.

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I know how women think.

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Mary Anne has waited this long

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if she has to,
she will wait a lot longer.

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I can’t wait any longer.

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Balki’s never gonna ask me
to marry him, so I’m moving out.

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[instrumental music]

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[instrumental music]

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‐Balki...
‐Cousin, look.

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I want you to know
I talked to Jennifer

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and‐and that everything’s fine.

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But I really want you to know
that I did nothing

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to reduce her
to a quivering mass of desire.

253
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,217
And I appreciate that.

254
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,987
Thank you.

255
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,323
But as long as we’re here

256
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,627
why don’t we talk about...
another problem?

257
00:14:20,661 --> 00:14:23,363
Cousin, another dirty little
problem like the last one

258
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,632
and we could end up
on "Sally Jessy Raphael."

259
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,635
Listen to me.

260
00:14:28,669 --> 00:14:30,571
Listen to me.

261
00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,472
There is a woman...

262
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,942
...who lives in this house...

263
00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,981
...not Jennifer.

264
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,919
Not Jennifer...

265
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,091
...who has something
she wants you to know.

266
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,030
‐Mary Anne?
‐I didn’t use those words.

267
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,065
‐Not Mary Anne?
‐Yes, Mary Anne.

268
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,266
But you didn’t hear it from me.

269
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:06,172
She loves you.
She cares about you very much.

270
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,975
And you’d better talk to her
because in a few days

271
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,612
it will be too late.

272
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:14,380
‐Why would it be too late?
‐Because she will be gone.

273
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,487
Oh, God.

274
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,127
Oh, cousin, oh, cousin,
I got to talk to her

275
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,296
before it’s too late and...
and she will be gone.

276
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,099
Yes, you do.

277
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,334
And you don’t have
a moment to lose.

278
00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:37,203
And neither do I.

279
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:49,583
Dimitri...brace yourself.

280
00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:55,155
Mary Anne only has
a few days to live.

281
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,994
Is today’s newspaper here?

282
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,462
I wanna read the funnies.

283
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,330
Laughter is the best medicine.

284
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,467
Mary Anne, Mary Anne, Mary Anne.

285
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,070
I want to talk to you.

286
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,472
Oh? About what?

287
00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:16,409
About...you, and how you feel.

288
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:18,779
Oh, suddenly you care
about how I feel?

289
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,414
Yes, I do. I do.

290
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,050
And‐and I’m so sorry
I didn’t realize sooner

291
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,218
what was going on.

292
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,755
Well, I hinted at it.

293
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:31,291
But maybe I should’ve just
come right out and told you.

294
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,293
Should’ve, could’ve, would’ve.

295
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,428
Mary Anne,
let’s not conjugate our lives.

296
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,605
What’s important is that
I want you to know

297
00:16:44,638 --> 00:16:47,741
that I want to spend
every minute of the rest

298
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,475
of your life with you.

299
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,347
Doing everything that I
possibly can to‐to make you

300
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,316
as happy as you can be.

301
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,453
Balki, this is the happiest
day of my life!

302
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,622
[Balki sobbing]

303
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,760
Well, you certainly do have
a good attitude about this.

304
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:10,864
Now, when the big day comes

305
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,133
do you think we should
make a major event out of it

306
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,701
or should we just keep it
small and intimate?

307
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:23,777
Well, that’s kind of up to you.

308
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,680
A‐after all,
it‐it will be your day.

309
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,516
Then I want
a lot of people there.

310
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,418
It’ll be wonderful.
My mother will cry her eyes out.

311
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:40,727
Well, of course she will!
I’ll cry my eyes out!

312
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:42,563
[sobbing]

313
00:17:42,596 --> 00:17:45,431
Oh, Balki, you’re so sensitive.

314
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,101
Well, who wouldn’t be?

315
00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,303
I’ll wear the same dress
my grandmother wore.

316
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,747
And I thought
we had some weird customs.

317
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:03,884
Let’s go tell
Jennifer and Larry.

318
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:05,752
Jennifer’s going
to be so excited.

319
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:08,388
Well, I suppose so.
She does look good in black.

320
00:18:11,892 --> 00:18:14,628
Jennifer, Larry!
Come down quick!

321
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,330
And I want to get a really
good band so everyone can dance.

322
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,235
‐Hurry!
‐What is it?

323
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,540
We have some really big news.

324
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,609
Well, couldn’t it have waited
just a few minutes?

325
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,547
The big news?

326
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:35,649
Yes.

327
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,551
[screaming]

328
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:41,555
Ah, ya crazy kid, you! Ah!

329
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,625
You nut!

330
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:46,392
[laughs]

331
00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:50,731
Larry, isn’t this great?

332
00:18:50,764 --> 00:18:52,533
What a party
we’re going to have.

333
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:56,402
It sure is. I can’t wait.
I’m gonna dance all night.

334
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,404
What is it with you people?

335
00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,440
What are you talking about?

336
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,276
Dancing? Partying?
Are you crazy?

337
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,478
You should be ashamed
of yourselves!

338
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:08,682
Talking like this when Mary Anne
only has a few days to live.

339
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:14,420
I only have a few days to live?

340
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,324
Why didn’t anyone tell me?

341
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:23,363
Mary Anne,
you’re not going to die.

342
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:24,731
What did you say to him?

343
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,299
Well, I don’t know
what I said to him.

344
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,268
But I didn’t use any
of the forbidden words.

345
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,674
If Mary Anne...isn’t dying...

346
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,243
...what are we talking about?

347
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:41,848
We’re talking about
our wedding.

348
00:19:41,882 --> 00:19:43,750
Didn’t you just ask me
to marry you?

349
00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:48,354
I thought I just agreed
to oversee your burial.

350
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,360
But then again, it’s been
a very confusing afternoon.

351
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,466
Balki, it’s really
not confusing at all.

352
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,769
I’m moving out of the house.

353
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:04,971
Mary Anne,
I don’t want you to move out.

354
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:10,276
If you want me to marry you...

355
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:13,379
...I‐I will.

356
00:20:15,749 --> 00:20:18,985
You’d marry me
just to keep me from moving out?

357
00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:22,355
Sure, if it would
make you happy.

358
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,992
Balki, marriage is something
that’s supposed

359
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:28,929
to make both of us happy.

360
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,632
I’ve been dropping hints for
months, but you never got it.

361
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,901
And now I realize it’s because

362
00:20:34,935 --> 00:20:38,672
marriage is something
you haven’t even thought about.

363
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,474
We seem to be headed
in two different directions.

364
00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:46,279
It’s better if I move out
and just get on with my life.

365
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:50,617
[instrumental music]

366
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,791
(Larry)
’We’re gonna miss you,
Mary Anne.’

367
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,903
Well, um,
we’ll just let you say goodbye.

368
00:21:16,076 --> 00:21:18,478
I found this in my wallet.

369
00:21:18,512 --> 00:21:20,614
It’s your season pass
to the reptile farm.

370
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,791
I’m gonna miss you.

371
00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:31,892
Me too.

372
00:21:33,627 --> 00:21:35,461
But we can still be friends.

373
00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,700
Yeah, we can.

374
00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:42,636
And‐and we can still go
to the reptile farm together.

375
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,509
Yeah, we can.

376
00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:52,478
And if we can...if we
can still be friends...

377
00:21:52,513 --> 00:21:53,847
...then we can still make...

378
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:58,952
...we can still make shadow
animals on the wall together.

379
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:06,727
But friends can’t do that.

380
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,596
No.

381
00:22:09,630 --> 00:22:11,698
No...no, they can’t.

382
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,401
Goodbye, Balki.

383
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,709
Goodbye, Mary Anne.

384
00:22:32,953 --> 00:22:35,556
[theme music]

385
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:06,152
[music continues]