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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you just
get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going to stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder
the wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
♪ Haa ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going
to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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[telephone ringing]

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Hello!

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Yeah, yeah, Tina, Hi!

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Yeah. No, Balki’s
not here right now.

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Can I take your number?

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Uh‐huh.

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Okay, well,
you know, I really have

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no idea
if he is free on Tuesday.

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Oh, your second date!

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Well, you are a lucky,
lucky girl!

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Uh‐huh.

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Okay, bye‐bye.

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Larry, dating
all these women at once is

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is sending Balki down a‐a
terrible and‐and lonely road.

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I‐I think that deep down,
he’s miserable.

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Okay, you lost me.

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Balki has had twenty dates

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in the last two weeks.

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You call that misery?

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Balki is trying to fill
the void left by Mary Anne.

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He’s never gonna be happy
until they get back together.

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Alright, alright, uh‐Jen,
I‐I‐I know that

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Mary Anne is your dearest friend

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but Balki has moved on.

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[chuckling]
He is now living

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every bachelor’s dream.

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Trust me,
he is very, very happy.

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Well, thank you, thank you
very much for driving.

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Well, aren’t ya gonna invite me
in for a nightcap?

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Well, I would but I don’t think

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any of my nightcaps
would fit you.

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‐Uh! Oh!
‐Goodnight. Oh!

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Watch your fingers,
watch your fingers, fingers.

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Well, here’s the happy bachelor!

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[laughing]

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So, Balki...

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...did you have fun
on your date with Heather?

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She owns her own trampoline.

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Need I say more?

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See? Huh?

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And what about last night, uh

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did you have fun with Kimberley?

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Ooh, Kimberley. Yeah.

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Yeah. What a woman.

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What a wonderful woman

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and what a special
evening we had.

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We went to a magic show

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and, uh, she was picked out
of the audience

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to be a contestant.

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They put her in a box

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and I still don’t know
where she is.

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Oh, yeah, Jen,
he is real miserable.

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Yeah, life don’t get
much better than this.

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No‐o‐o, sir!

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[laughs]

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No way!

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[laughing continues]

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So you really are happy?

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[crying]
Oh, God! Jennifer!

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You can see through me
like an empty aquarium.

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I feel like I’m sitting
on the dock at the bay...

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...wasting time.

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[crying]

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Alright, maybe "Happy"
isn’t exactly the right word.

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Larry, you have to go
talk to him.

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He’s feeling empty

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and‐a‐and shallow
and he’s quoting song lyrics

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because he misses Mary Anne.

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Alright, alight,
I’ll talk to him

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but this has nothing
to do with Mary Anne.

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‐Yes, it does.
‐N‐no, he just...

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He just needs
to slow down his dating habits.

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He’s confused
because he’s dating

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too many women at a time.

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I experienced the same thing
when I was in college.

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Well, I read about the same
thing when I was in college.

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An‐an‐anyway,
I will straighten him out.

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[crying]

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Balki, Balki, Balki,
come on, come on.

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Now let me,
l‐let me get this straight.

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You’re...you’re dating

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all these gorgeous women

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sometimes two, three a day.

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Yeah.

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You’re not happy?

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I‐I know that you told me

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the American bachelor’s dream

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was to juggle
three women at the same time...

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I tried it and I almost

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dislocated my shoulder.

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[groaning]

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Alright, Balki, listen, listen.

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I‐I‐I’m gonna give you
a‐a slight adjustment

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to some of the advice
I gave you earlier.

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Well, cousin,
your exact words were

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"Balki, you got to date
until your head caves in

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"and then remember
every little detail

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so you can tell me
about it later."

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Balki, I‐I think
you gotta slow down.

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You know, get to know
the women that you date.

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You know,
find out who they are

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w‐w‐what they’re like.

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Learn to listen to their

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inane little stories.

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(Larry)
’I talked to Balki, he’s happy.
End of conversation.’

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Larry, he’s not happy!

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I’m sure he still
loves Mary Anne

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and Mary Anne still loves him.

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[sighs]
Well, I think
he’s over Mary Anne.

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I’m glad you’re both here,
I have some wonderful news

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to share with you.

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I’ve met her!
The girl of my dreams!

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And I owe it all to this
big Cucamonga over here!

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Cousin Larry!

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Hey, we’re all gonna go out
to dinner tonight to celebrate!

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‐Really?
‐Well, Balki.

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Congratulations!
Where’d you meet her?

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On the carousel in the park,
about an hour ago.

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I‐I think she was swayed
by the fact that

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uh, my shirt
wasn’t tucked into my underwear.

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Balki, before you decide
she’s the girl for you

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don’t you think you should spend
a little more time with her?

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Oh, sometimes,
you know, love just

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hits you in the stomach
and makes you nauseous.

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And this girl...makes me sick.

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She’s in the kitchen right now,
I’d like to bring her out

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and introduce you to her.

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Well, there goes one happy man!

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He’s met a girl

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he’s moving on with his life

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and he owes it all to me.

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I don’t buy it, Larry.
He still loves Mary Anne.

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Oh, Jen‐Jennifer,
I know how you feel

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but Mary Anne
is in his deep past.

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He is over Mary Anne
for good.

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Cousin Larry?

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Honey, this is Cousin Larry

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and his wife, Jennifer.

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Pleased to meet you.

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Cousin Larry, are you a friend

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of Balki’s or are you related?

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Is she one of a kind or what?

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Balki, you said
that before dinner

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we could race our jackets
down the laundry chute.

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Last one up the stairs
is a rotten eggbeater!

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And we owe this all to you!

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[instrumental music]

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Honey, I think you’re really
gonna like this restaurant.

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The food is excellent,
the service is great

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and the bread sticks
are just small enough

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to stick up your nose.

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Good evening.

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May I help you?

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Yes, uh,
Bartokomous, party of four.

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The other two
are in the parking lot.

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My Cousin is negotiating
with the parking attendant.

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Jennifer,
for the last time I admit

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I was wrong about Balki.

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Larry, it doesn’t matter
who’s right or wrong.

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What’s important
is what we do about it.

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Got any ideas?

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Not a one.

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But I did just save us
a buck on parking!

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Oh, here we are.

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‐Excuse us.
‐Oh.

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Uh‐uh, uh, move, uh, move.

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[laughing]

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Okay, okay, fine.

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Hi. We have reservations...

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[gasps]
Look who just walked in!

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Oh, oh, alright,
alright, don’t panic.

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I, I’ll, I’ll take care of this.

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Uh, Balki, uh

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I think you should know

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an old friend of yours is here.

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Ah! Well, of course.

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Mary Anne.

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How long is the wait?

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Mary Anne. Mary Anne.

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Hi, Balki.

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Hi, Mary Anne.

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Um...how are you?

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Fine.

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‐You look great.
‐Thank you, you look great too!

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You look just great.

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‐Are you happy?
‐Yeah, I’m happy!

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‐Are you happy?
‐Oh, couldn’t be happier!

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Well, I’m happy
to hear you’re happy.

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Honey, this is happy.

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I mean, this is, uh...

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’This is, this is Mary Anne.’

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And Mary Anne, this is Honey.

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It’s nice to meet you, Honey.

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It’s very nice to meet you, too.

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I love your hair.

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I could never get mine
to do that.

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Mary Anne,
would you like to join us?

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Okay, but,
but I’m here with my date.

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Oh, you‐you are?
Well, that’s great.

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Yeah, I think
you’d really like him.

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Well, sure.
Well, he can join us, too.

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Where is he?

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Oh, there he is.

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Yoo‐hoo, over here.

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Everyone, this is Nico.

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He’s pretty special.

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Oh, go on with you.

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I’m happy to make
your acquaintance.

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What did he just say?

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He said he’s happy
to make your acquaintance.

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Oh, pleased to meet you.

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Larry, what are we going to do?

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I don’t know.

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But maybe two people
who look exactly like us

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will come in
and explain it to us.

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[instrumental music]

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Mary Anne and Balki are dating

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mirror images of each other
and they don’t even see it.

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I‐I can’t believe it!

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Well, I can’t believe
there’s no cheesecake.

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Larry!

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Alright, alright, alright, look.

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We’ll‐we’ll just
go back to the table

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sit down,
drop a few subtle hints

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and get them to see
what’s going on.

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So anyway to this day

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the moose doesn’t know

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what happened to his shower cap.

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[laughing]

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[sighing]

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I don’t get it.

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Neither do I.

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Oh,
but I love your accent, Nico.

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Are you from Mypos, too?

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No, I’m from Greece.

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Why does everyone think
I’m from Mypos?

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With that nose?

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Uh, Nico, your,
your vest is very beautiful.

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00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:56,102
I‐I know I’ve seen one
very similar to it before.

258
00:13:56,136 --> 00:14:00,340
Mary Anne, does this vest
look familiar to you?

259
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,546
You know you’re right!

260
00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:08,649
I don’t believe
I didn’t see this sooner!

261
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:11,451
We used to have a couch
made out of that same material.

262
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,922
‐Balki?
‐Mm‐hmm.

263
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,591
Would you like some pepper?

264
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,393
Pepper!
Oh, Balki never uses pepper.

265
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:22,428
It makes his feet itch.

266
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,299
You remembered.

267
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,206
Is it just me...

268
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,279
...or is there
an amazing similarity

269
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,347
between the four of you?

270
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,450
Well, of course there is.
Don’t be ridiculous!

271
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,320
‐Finally!
‐We all ordered rice.

272
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:52,258
‐Okay, Balki.
‐’Mm?’

273
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,660
Come with me
to the dessert cart.

274
00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:56,062
No, cousin, I’ve got
a knife full of peas here

275
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,130
and they’re all just nice

276
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,099
and peppered
at room temperature...

277
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,300
Yeah, very nice.

278
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,434
This is a lovely meal, you know

279
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:03,003
and, oh, my goodness!

280
00:15:05,539 --> 00:15:06,940
Cousin, cousin!

281
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,478
You’re embarrassing me!

282
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,650
Don’t you see
what’s going on here?

283
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,952
‐You mean about Mary Anne?
‐Yes!

284
00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,486
I can’t believe you
brought that up.

285
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,322
I thought
I was the only one that saw it.

286
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,457
Nico is all wrong for her.

287
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,726
I mean, the‐the, he’s just

288
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,128
he’s got a silly accent...

289
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:33,399
...he smells of goat cheese
and those clothes!

290
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,236
Those clothes! Stop it!
Take him shopping!

291
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:43,009
Plus he’s got
the attention span of a child.

292
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,745
’Oh, they’re balancing
spoons on their noses.’

293
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,412
I want in on this.

294
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,587
[piano music]

295
00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:57,991
Wrong seat! Wrong seat! Um...

296
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,493
Can I, would it be alright
if I, if I, I’m sorry.

297
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,595
‐I didn’t mean to‐‐
‐You know, that’s alright.

298
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,330
It’s alright. Alright. Go ahead.

299
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,732
‐No, go ahead.
‐Thank you very much, cousin.

300
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:08,702
[chattering]

301
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:18,011
[instrumental music]

302
00:16:19,780 --> 00:16:23,349
Balki, would you
come down here, please?

303
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,485
We have to talk!

304
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:28,188
You know, I was sure
they would catch on last night

305
00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,190
wh‐when people in the restaurant
kept on coming up

306
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,626
and asking them if they were
the Doublemint twins.

307
00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,030
Well, they,
they didn’t catch on, Larry

308
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,331
and that’s why
it’s up to you and me to just

309
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,134
point them
in the right direction.

310
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,737
Is this gonna take long?
Because I have plans.

311
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:46,773
Uh, Honey and I are going
to the museum today.

312
00:16:46,807 --> 00:16:48,509
This is the day
they wax the floors.

313
00:16:48,542 --> 00:16:50,611
It’s perfect
for skating in your socks.

314
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,614
Balki, have a seat.

315
00:16:56,783 --> 00:17:00,386
Uh, Jennifer and I wanted
to ask you about something.

316
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,756
Uh, uh,
how do you feel about Honey?

317
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,158
I adore honey on a muffin.

318
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:08,161
In tea, I have to go
with granulated sugar.

319
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,767
I mean Honey, the girl.

320
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,435
Honey LeBelwich!

321
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:19,305
Oh, she’s terrific.
She’s, you know, so, so sweet.

322
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,306
Innocent.

323
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,810
Naive yet with
an occasional spark of genius.

324
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,649
So...you like her?

325
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:31,618
Oh, no one compares
to Mary Anne.

326
00:17:31,652 --> 00:17:34,588
Ah‐ha! What did you just say?

327
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:36,823
She‐she‐she just said,
"So, you like her?"

328
00:17:36,857 --> 00:17:39,425
and I said,
"No one compares to Honey."

329
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,728
No, you said Mary Anne,
not Honey.

330
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:43,530
You said,
"No one compares to Mary Anne."

331
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:46,366
‐No, I didn’t.
‐I heard it, too.

332
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,734
What? What is it with you two?

333
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:49,770
I know my own voice.

334
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:52,472
Hello?

335
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,443
[knocking on door]

336
00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:05,719
Hi, Mary Anne!
Look, everyone, it’s Mary Anne!

337
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,588
‐Hi, Mary Anne.
‐Hi, Balki.

338
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:08,689
How are you?

339
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,726
Is this gonna take long?

340
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,561
They wax the floors
at the museum today.

341
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,666
Before you say anything
to these two

342
00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:21,502
I just want you to know

343
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,603
the lights are on

344
00:18:22,636 --> 00:18:24,705
but they don’t own homes.

345
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,375
If you get what I mean, okay.

346
00:18:31,612 --> 00:18:33,614
Mary Anne,
I‐I’m glad you’re here.

347
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,415
Jennifer and I thought that, uh

348
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,418
we should all
get together and, uh, chat.

349
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,555
You know, about, uh,
current events, the weather...

350
00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:44,290
...displacement of true feelings

351
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,826
for one person onto another

352
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,662
having similar, almost
identical characteristics.

353
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,834
You know...stuff!

354
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,941
Need I say more?

355
00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,375
[whistling]

356
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,512
Mary Anne, have you noticed

357
00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:07,614
that you and Balki are dating

358
00:19:07,648 --> 00:19:09,850
people who look
exactly like you?

359
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,487
Well, I don’t think
I look anything like Nico!

360
00:19:18,959 --> 00:19:20,293
Our mistake, our mistake.

361
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,895
No, I‐I‐I think what

362
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,430
what Jennifer means is‐is‐is

363
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,568
it’s just that, you know,
after meeting Nico and Honey

364
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:31,237
[chuckling]
it seems that both of you
are attracted

365
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:35,776
to people who‐who seem
to resemble one another.

366
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,778
And don’t you find that odd?

367
00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:43,449
When you say "Odd..."

368
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,990
...do you mean odd funny

369
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:52,492
or odd weird?

370
00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:55,662
Weird.

371
00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:57,397
When you say "Attracted"

372
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,733
do you mean attracted allured

373
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:03,269
or attracted a force acting
between particles of matter

374
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,872
tending to draw them together
and resisting their separation?

375
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,843
Allured.

376
00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:14,314
‐What was the question?
‐What was the question?

377
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,282
Oh, God!

378
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,918
‐Conference.
‐Okay, alright.

379
00:20:17,951 --> 00:20:19,620
Okay, alright, uh,
y‐y‐you know something

380
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,754
we’ll be right back.

381
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,422
Wh‐why don’t you just, uh

382
00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:23,990
chat amongst yourselves?

383
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:36,803
Well, I’m sure glad
you met someone that you like.

384
00:20:36,837 --> 00:20:38,939
I did? Who?

385
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,474
‐Nico.
‐Oh, Nico, right.

386
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,409
Yeah.

387
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,411
And you and Honey
make a lovely couple.

388
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,748
Oh, thank you,
thank you very much.

389
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,554
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
you wanna laugh?

390
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,789
[laughing]

391
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,691
Can you believe that at one time

392
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,459
you and I were thinking
of getting married?

393
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,427
[laughing]

394
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,732
Oh, boy, that seems
like a thousand years ago!

395
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:08,068
Does it ever! Oh...

396
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,036
[both sighing]

397
00:21:23,817 --> 00:21:25,752
Well, we’ve gone
with the subtle approach

398
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:27,353
and the not‐so‐subtle approach.

399
00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:29,455
Do you have any other ideas?

400
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,057
We could wrap them
together with duct tape

401
00:21:31,091 --> 00:21:33,727
until they come to their senses.

402
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,962
Larry, I’m serious.

403
00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,397
We have to go back in there

404
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,732
tell them they’re perfect
for each other

405
00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:41,835
and force them
to get back together again.

406
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,470
If that doesn’t work
we’ll go with the duct tape.

407
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:47,908
Okay, you two. Listen up.

408
00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,410
You... Oh!

409
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,979
Well, I guess
they did get it on their own.

410
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:57,784
Well, now this I like!

411
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,921
Now this is a good first step.

412
00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:05,659
Alright, now you two kids
get reacquainted.

413
00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,060
You know, take it slow.

414
00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:10,463
Spend some time together.

415
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,898
And who knows?

416
00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:14,367
You might even have
a future together.

417
00:22:15,969 --> 00:22:17,904
Mary Anne and I
are getting married.

418
00:22:18,872 --> 00:22:20,607
[instrumental music]

419
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,821
[theme music]

420
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,651
[music continues]