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[theme song]

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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪

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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪

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♪ Sometimes you
just get a feeling ♪

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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪

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♪ No matter what
the odds are this time ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going to stand
in my way ♪

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♪ This flame in my heart ♪

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♪ Like a long lost friend ♪

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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪

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♪ Standing tall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ Rise and fall ♪

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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪

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♪ The rain and thunder ♪

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♪ The wind and haze ♪

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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪

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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪

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♪ Nothing’s going
to stop me now ♪

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[instrumental music]

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More eggs, Mary Anne?

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Oh, no thanks. I’m stuffed.

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Jennifer?

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Do you really have to ask,
Larry?

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Thanks.

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What’s taking Balki so long?

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Oh, he wants to pick
the perfect flowers

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for my morning bouquet.

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Call an ambulance!
They’re all dying!

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Did‐did he say who was dying?

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Balki, who’s dying?

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All the ants from my ant farm.

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Except Mitch.

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I’ve still got a pulse on Mitch.

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Hold on, Mitch. Hold on.

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I’m gonna give him
mouth‐to‐mouth.

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I’ve gotta pinch
his little nose

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and tilt his little
head back and blow.

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Be careful.
Don’t overinflate the lungs.

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[coughs]

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Why don’t you try to get
his little heart going?

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Okay.

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Balki...he’s gone.

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[sobbing]

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Now, what happened?

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Cousin, I was in the backyard

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picking Mary Anne’s
morning bouquet...

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...and I went over
to my ant farm to give them

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their good morning hug
and as I put them down

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one by one they started
dropping like...ants.

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I need a drink.

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Well, Balki,
you‐you’ve had that ant farm

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for about four
and a half years.

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That’s pretty much
the life expectancy for ants.

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Not these ants, cousin,
they were happy, healthy

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had everything to live for.

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Well, I tell you what you do.

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Get a piece of bread, go outside
throw it on the ground.

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By noon, you’ll have
a whole new ant farm.

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Now, who wants another Pop‐Tart?

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I do.

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Wait a minute, cousin.

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I just, I just figured out
what this all means.

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I’ve got the curse.

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The curse? What curse?

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The curse!
The Exterminiki curse.

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It brings instant death
to anything I touch.

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What are you talking about?

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Cousin, this has plagued

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the Bartokomous family
for generations.

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In 1583, an ancestor of mine

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Porkos the Butcher...

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...tried to pass off
yak knuckles as pig knuckles.

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Well, you can imagine
the brouhaha.

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The incensed population
marched up

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to the great and powerful
Wizard of Mypos, Dave.

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So he put a curse on Porkos
and all his descendants

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which brings
destruction and death

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to anything
the cursed person touches.

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Now let me get this straight.

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Your family curse has returned
and anything you touch dies

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which is why
your ants bought the farm.

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Yes.

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Larry, are you getting
that Pop‐Tart?

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Oh!

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Oh, Balki. Why you? Why now?

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Why ask why?

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But I’ll tell you anyway.

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It‐it just
kind of slipped my mind

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but in his twenty‐ninth year

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each male member
of the Bartokomous family

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develops a really bad case of...
Exterminiki.

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‐Oh, my poor‐‐
‐Don’t touch me!

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Don’t touch me!

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Stand back, Mary Anne.
I am a walking death machine.

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But you’re my
walking death machine.

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No!

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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Calm down! Calm down!

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You’re not
a walking death machine

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and you’re not cursed.

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You‐you‐you’re
just a‐a little upset

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because you watched
your‐your little buddies

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drop dead one by one.

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I mean, tha‐that‐that’s
understandable.

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Cousin, I loved that ant farm.

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I will never forget the look
on little Binki’s face...

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...as he fell off
his little ant tractor...

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...and he looked up
at me as if to say...

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"...What’s it all about, Balki?"

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Well, Balki, I‐I know this is
a terrible loss for you

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but there’s got to be
a‐a logical explanation

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for what happened... I got it.

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Now, it was
a very hot day yesterday.

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The ants probably
couldn’t take the heat.

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I should have
let you air‐condition

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that ant farm when you asked.

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See? So I’m the one to blame.

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Not you. You’re not cursed!

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Cousin, you‐you really think
I’m not cursed?

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Of course not.
Don’t be ridiculous.

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Well, in that case, never mind.

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I’ll just go outside
and get Mary Anne’s bouquet.

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Um, listen, I don’t know
what you folks are doing later

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but the funeral is at two.

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I’d like each of you
to...say something.

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Mmm.

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Larry, I’m very proud
of the way you handled that.

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You handled it well.

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Well, over the years, I’ve‐I’ve
learned how to handle Balki.

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You might want to take note
of this, Mary Anne.

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See, you just, uh, listen
to his silly, Myposian ravings.

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Then you spoon‐feed him logic.

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He says, "Thank you, cousin..."

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...and everything is fine.

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Mary Anne’s flowers.

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They were fresh
just a moment ago.

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I killed them.

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I have the Exterminiki curse.
Stand back!

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If I touch you...you die.

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[instrumental music]

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Hi, how was Lamaze class?

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Same as usual.

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They showed the film
and Larry fainted.

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We did the breathing
and Larry fainted.

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We had a coffee break
and Larry fainted.

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Yeah, well, the last faint
was a fake faint.

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I just didn’t want
to talk to the Bickleys.

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I mean, it’s always "Our fetus
this" and "Our fetus that."

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How’s Balki doing?
Has he come out of his room yet?

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Oh, his mother express mailed
the Exterminiki curse remedy

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and he’s up there now
testing it on some flowers.

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Balki, how’s it goin’ up there?

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(Balki)
’Well, cousin,
I, I think it works.’

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’I haven’t dazed the daisies.’

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Well, he‐he probably
had to drink some

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disgusting concoction
made of pig by‐products.

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He’ll smell like a

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slaughterhouse all day but,
uh...

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...it’ll be worth it.

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Boy, am I lucky.

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I thought Mama was gonna
send me the big, ugly suit.

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All I have to do
is wear this suit

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and our lives can
get back to normal.

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What’s this?
The business section? Huh.

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[instrumental music]

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Okay, Balki, Balki, Balki.
Look, let me serve the salad.

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‐No, cousin.
‐Just let me serve the salad.

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‐Cousin, please, please, no.
‐You made it, let me serve it.

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‐Let me serve it, Balki...
‐Cousin, please don’t do this.

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‐Listen, listen.
‐Balki. B‐‐

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The only way
I’m going to get adjusted

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back into society
is with mitts‐on experience.

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‐No, I’ll‐‐
‐Cousin, please, please!

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I think we should
respect Balki’s feelings.

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We need to treat him
like any normal person

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with the touch of death.

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Tossing that’s all.

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[sighs]

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None for me, thanks.

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Dressing?

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Uh, no. Uh, why don’t we
just go on to the main course?

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‐Okay?
‐Alrighty.

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I made roast beef.
I hope that’s okay.

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It’s no toad potpie
but then again, what is?

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Well, it smells
delicious, Balki.

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Right?

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Oh, come on, Jennifer.

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If Larry were dressed like
a human pot holder I’d help you.

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Whoa!

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Alright, Balki,
let me serve the roast beef.

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‐No, cousin, I‐‐
‐Let me serve the roast beef.

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‐I got to explain something‐‐
‐Let me serve it.

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Just let me serve it.
Don’t fight me on this.

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‐Do not fight me on this.
‐Listen, listen to me.

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Alright, just let me serve
the roast beef...

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‐Don’t, not today. Not tonight.
‐Give me the roast beef.

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[screams]

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I was just going to point out...

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...that the pan is hot.

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[screaming]

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Sorry, cousin. Sorry, cousin.
Sorry, cousin.

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Oh. Oh...

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Would you? Would?
No, don’t, don’t, don’t worry.

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I have a surprise for you.

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I baked bread.

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‐Is it hot?
‐No.

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Oh good, good. Bread is good.

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Nice, soft, safe bread.

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Have these knives
been sharpened?

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No! No! No!

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No bread! No bread.
Just no, no, put the knife down!

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Put the knife down!

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‐I almost forgot the coffee.
‐No! No! No, no!

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No coffee! No! Put it back!
Just put it back! Put it back!

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Alright, alright,
now come on. Sit down.

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Just sit down. Sit down!

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Sit! Sit! Sit!

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Stay! Stay.

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Alright.

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Now, Balki, tell me.

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How long can we expect
this curse to last?

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Well, the average shelf‐life
of a curse

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is somewhere in between
four days and...

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...47 years.

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Forty seven years?

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Well, how do we know
when it’s over?

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Well, could it be when your
friends are wearing their dinner

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and suffering
third‐degree burns?

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No, that only happens
when you throw

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a dinner party on a volcano.

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Cousin, you know
the curse is over

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when you touch someone with your
bare hands and they don’t die.

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Until then, my flesh
must not touch another’s.

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Oh, Balki, you’re just like
the boy in the plastic bubble.

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I wish we had
a bubble built for two.

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No!

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No. No.

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We must not.

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God, I almost
kissed you to death.

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Mary Anne,
you’re gonna have to go

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to your mama’s house
for a few days.

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Well, it’ll rip my heart out
but if you think it’s best...

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What is the matter with you?

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There is no curse!

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Are Jennifer and I
the only sane ones here?

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Well, actually,
I thought I’d go with Mary Anne.

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What?

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Well, Larry, nine times out
of ten, strange as it may seem

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Balki’s Myposian myths
turn out to be true.

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00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,230
I mean, remember
the time he wore that hat

251
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:39,432
with the weather vane on it
and he made it rain?

252
00:16:46,607 --> 00:16:48,241
Come on, Mary Anne, let’s pack.

253
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:59,285
Well, great. This is just great.

254
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:03,056
You‐you’ve driven
my wife from my home.

255
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:06,292
I’m sorry, cousin.
Can I freshen your iced tea?

256
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,594
Yeah, sure.

257
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,345
[instrumental music]

258
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,123
(Balki)
’Sorry, cousin, I thought
I could draw Dimitri’

259
00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,792
’with my mitts on. I was wrong.’

260
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,396
Well, this has been
quite a day.

261
00:17:45,699 --> 00:17:49,703
My wife has left me,
my career is over

262
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,439
and I’m eating take‐out dinner
with Oven Mitt Man.

263
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,880
Maybe I’m the one who’s cursed.

264
00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,282
Oh, cousin, you’re not cursed,
except maybe...

265
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:06,219
...in the fact that
you have me as a cousin.

266
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,365
Hey, cousin, they‐they
gave me extra coleslaw.

267
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,466
You want it?

268
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:22,435
No, I do not want your coleslaw.

269
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,139
I do not want your coleslaw.

270
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,875
All I want is to sit
and enjoy my dinner

271
00:18:28,909 --> 00:18:31,477
maybe watch a little TV.

272
00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:33,580
And don’t even think
about using the remote.

273
00:18:44,825 --> 00:18:48,394
I’ll trade you a, a Cajun wing
for a southern‐fried thigh.

274
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:55,368
[choking]

275
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,579
Are you choking?

276
00:19:08,682 --> 00:19:10,851
And would you like me
to take off my mitts

277
00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:12,819
and give you
the Heimlich maneuver?

278
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,861
I’m getting a little sick
of your pathetic attempts

279
00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,563
to get me to take off my mitts.

280
00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:26,232
I tell ya.

281
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,838
You know...

282
00:19:31,872 --> 00:19:34,307
...this chicken needs something.

283
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,609
Gonna see if we
have any paprika.

284
00:19:54,795 --> 00:19:56,396
[croaking]
Help me.

285
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:01,635
Help me! Help me!

286
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,805
Oh, you want some, too?

287
00:20:04,838 --> 00:20:06,272
I’ll go get some
from the pantry.

288
00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:39,740
Okay, I’ll play along.

289
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,709
Knock three times
on the table if you’re faking

290
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,711
twice on your head
if the answer is no.

291
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:49,716
Uh‐oh.

292
00:20:50,884 --> 00:20:53,620
Oh, cousin,
you’re really choking?

293
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,455
I bet... Ah, oh...

294
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,825
I’d better better give you
the Heimlich Maneuver.

295
00:20:58,859 --> 00:20:59,926
Come on, stand up.

296
00:21:01,762 --> 00:21:03,396
Come on, get up!

297
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,532
Get up.

298
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,640
Oh‐oh, cousin,
I, I cannot take off my mitts...

299
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,275
I, oh... Well.

300
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,590
[gasping]

301
00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:45,005
Balki, you saved my life.

302
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:46,707
Cousin, do you realize
what just happened?

303
00:21:46,740 --> 00:21:48,008
Yes.

304
00:21:48,041 --> 00:21:50,443
You almost let me die!

305
00:21:52,846 --> 00:21:54,681
No, cousin, I touched you
with my bare hands

306
00:21:54,715 --> 00:21:56,082
and you, you didn’t die!

307
00:21:56,116 --> 00:21:57,984
The curse is over!

308
00:21:58,018 --> 00:22:01,588
Now we are so happy,
we do the Dance of Joy!

309
00:22:01,622 --> 00:22:04,490
♪ Dai‐dai dai‐dai
da‐dai da‐da‐dai ♪

310
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:08,361
♪ Hey‐hey hey‐hey
hey hey hey ♪

311
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,634
[theme music]

312
00:22:18,972 --> 00:22:21,474
You made my favorite dessert.

313
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,544
Oh, cousin, I‐I know
it cannot make up

314
00:22:23,577 --> 00:22:25,646
for this disastrous meal, but...

315
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:39,526
Yeah, you‐you slaved away
all‐day in that hot suit

316
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,162
making my favorite dessert...

317
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,831
...and all I could think
of is how miserable I am.

318
00:22:44,865 --> 00:22:47,033
Boy, wha‐wha‐what
is wrong with me?

319
00:22:48,001 --> 00:22:49,736
Come on, buddy.

320
00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:52,405
The two of us are gonna
sit down here together and...

321
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:56,610
...have some cherries flambe.

322
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,680
[theme music]