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[theme music]
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♪ Sometimes the world
looks perfect ♪
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♪ Nothing to rearrange ♪
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♪ Sometimes you
just get a feeling ♪
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♪ Like you need
some kind of change ♪
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♪ No matter what the odds are
this time ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna stand
in my way ♪
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♪ This flame in my heart ♪
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♪ And a long lost friend ♪
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♪ Gives every dark street
a light at the end ♪
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♪ Standing tall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ Rise and fall ♪
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♪ On the wings of my dream ♪
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♪ The rain and thunder ♪
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♪ The wind and haze ♪
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♪ I’m bound for better days ♪
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♪ Oo‐oh ♪
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♪ It’s my life and my dream ♪
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♪ Nothing’s gonna stop me now ♪
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[music continues]
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Hi, Jen, I’m home.
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I‐I’m sorry I’m late.
The traffic was terrible.
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Larry...
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Oh.
Oh, sweetheart.
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Sweetheart,
I’m‐I’m so sorry.
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Oh, I‐I didn’t see you there.
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Although, I don’t know
how I could have missed you.
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[laughs]
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No, I mean, not that you’re
not that you’re too big to miss.
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No, just, no,
I didn’t mean I‐I‐I...
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And I’ll‐I’ll
stop talking now.
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Is there, is there anything
I can do for you, precious?
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Yes, have this baby.
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Alright, I know you’re a little
overdue and I understand.
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I do.
Really.
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But you are gonna
have this baby any day now.
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No, Larry,
I’ve been pregnant so long
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that this baby is gonna go
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straight from delivery room
to college.
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Well, at least we’ll miss
the toilet training.
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♪ Boochi boochi boochi ♪
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[gasps]
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♪ Boochi boochi boochi ♪
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♪ Boochi boochi boochi ♪
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Alright, it hasn’t
escaped our notice
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that some people
in this house
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we’re not gonna
mention names...
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No.
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...have been
a little less than jolly.
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But we have just the way
to turn them frowns upside down.
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We’re going to a place
that’s big and colorful
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where barnyard animals
roam freely.
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No, it’s not my bedroom.
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[laughs]
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Where do I come up
with them?
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We’re going to the fair.
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‐Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
‐Wheee.
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Oo‐ah.
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And Balki’s gonna enter his
boysenberry pig gut preserves
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in the jams
and jellies contest.
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Come on, you guys,
you want to be
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the first in line
at the petting zoo
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because later in the afternoon
the animals get so cranky.
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So, come on,
come on, come on‐‐
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Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
Hold it. Hold it.
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Are you crazy?
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We are not going to the fair.
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Jennifer is in
no condition to be
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waddling around
the fairgrounds.
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She can barely
waddle around here.
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Now, I mean,
just look at her.
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I think they get
the picture, Larry.
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The fair is out of
the question.
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Okay, forget the fair.
We’ll go miniature golfing.
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We’ll just sort of golf
around her. Just...
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Balki.
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Balki, take a hike.
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Okay, a hike.
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Even though that seems
a bit more strenuous
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than the fair.
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Get out.
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‐What?
‐Get out. Get out now.
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Well, excuse us
for trying to bring
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a little bit of joy
into your lives.
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Come on, Mary Anne, let’s
forget this whole ugly incident
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at the Square Dance Pavilion.
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[sighing]
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Larry, I’m a little hungry.
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Would you fix me
something to eat?
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Sure.
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Maybe some...fresh fruit
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a‐a tossed salad,
some cheese
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a pot roast with those
little round potatoes
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Oh, wait a minute,
what am I thinking?
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I couldn’t finish
that much food.
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Um, forget
the little potatoes.
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[Jennifer exhaling]
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Sweetheart, uh,
if you’re going to
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practice your
Lamaze breathing remember
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you have to start with
a cleansing breath.
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[inhales and exhales]
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Hmh?
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Come on,
try it with me now.
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Larry, honey...
I’m not practicing.
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‐I’m having the baby.
‐What? What?
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We have to go
to the hospital.
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I’ll, um, I’ll write Balki
and Mary Anne a note.
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Okay, good, good.
You write them the note.
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Alright. Alright.
I’ll‐I’ll get the car.
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Where are the keys?
Alright, no. Where’s the Maalox?
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Huh? No, where’s my jacket?
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Where is your suitcase?
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[blabbering]
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[breathing heavily]
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Jen, we have to talk.
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Now, in the last week
we have gone to the hospital
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numerous times and you know how
it goes, it’s always the same.
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You tell me you’re in labor,
I have a mini‐breakdown.
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Somehow we get out the door,
I drive on the sidewalk
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we get to the hospital
and we find out
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it is false labor,
false labor, Jen.
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And then we come home and then I
have to go back to the hospital
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and have my
blood pressure lowered.
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Now, I‐I only have
one trip left in me, Jen.
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If we’re going to do this,
I have to know
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that this is
the real thing.
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This is
the real thing, Larry.
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We have to go
to the hospital.
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We have to go now.
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Okay, okay,
alright, alright.
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Alright‐alright, just‐just
so long as you know
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what you’re
getting yourself into.
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Okay, alright.
Here we go.
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Alright, okay,
I’ll get the car.
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Alright, where’s my keys?
Alright, no.
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Where the Maalox?
Huh. Where’s my jacket?
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No, where’s the suitcase?
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Alright. Let’s go.
Come on. Let’s go.
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Let’s go.
Alright, here we go.
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[panting]
I’m breathing too fast.
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We’re not gonna make it.
Just clear the sidewalks.
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‐Whoop.
‐Oh.
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♪ Who’s got the pain
when they do the mambo ♪
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♪ Who’s got the pain
when they go hoo ♪
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♪ Who’s got the pain
when they do the mambo ♪
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♪ I don’t know who do you ♪
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♪ Someone must be sick
with the heat ♪
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♪ Or stepping
on everyone’s feet ♪
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♪ But if everyone’s
feeling okay ♪
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♪ Why don’t they just say ole ♪
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Ow.
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Oh, Balki,
I’m sorry your boysenberry
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pig gut preserves
didn’t win first prize.
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Well, that’s okay,
I guess they just hated my guts.
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Where do I
come up with them?
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Thank you for winning
Bobo for me.
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I just love him.
He’s so cute.
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And I love you, too,
Mary Anne.
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And remember, only you can
prevent forest fires.
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Okay.
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Okay, Bobo,
take a break.
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[both sighing]
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Oh, Balki, look a note.
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"We’ve gone to the hospital.
I’m having my baby."
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Gee, I wonder
who it could be from.
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Oh, for heaven’s sake,
Mary Anne.
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See, it’s on my stationery.
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‐Hmm...
‐Hmm...
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‐It’s from Jennifer.
‐It’s from Jennifer.
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‐Jennifer’s having her baby.
‐We have to call the hospital.
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Uh, no, no, no, we have to go
to the florist.
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No, no, no, we have to
call the florist.
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We have to go to the florist
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and call the hospital
from the florist.
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‐Oh...
‐Oh...
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‐Congratulations.
‐Oh, congratulations.
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You had a baby.
Oh, my goodness.
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We’re home.
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And‐and‐and you’re home
in only one day. What stamina.
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You must be part Myposian.
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Oh, Jennifer,
I’m so happy for you.
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I think I’m gonna cry.
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Jennifer didn’t have
the baby.
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Well, that‐that would explain
why she’s still so huge.
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You didn’t have the baby?
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It was another false alarm.
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‐Oh.
‐Oh.
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I hyperventilated,
drove on the sidewalk.
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Jennifer yelled, screamed,
pulled the nurse’s hair...
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You know, the usual.
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[laughing]
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Mary Anne, please,
there’s nothing funny
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about what I’m going through.
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[giggling]
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I’m sorry, Jennifer.
I wasn’t laughing at you.
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[giggling]
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Oh, I know what it is.
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You’re‐you’re thinking about
the way I looked
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in the Fun House mirror.
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No, but that’s funny, too.
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[giggling]
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Oh, I feel
all funny inside.
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I think I’m having
my baby.
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Really?
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Yes. Oh.
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You can’t be
having your baby.
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I’m‐I’m due before you are.
It’s my turn.
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Larry, make her stop.
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Oh, uh, well, l‐listen, um, uh,
Mary Anne, this is‐this is
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kind of a touchy subject
with Jennifer right now.
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Is‐is there any way
that‐that you could just
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hold off, on hold
on having that baby?
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[giggling]
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I don’t think so, Larry.
Oh, boy.
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Okay, now listen everyone.
Listen, listen, listen.
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Here’s the plan.
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Now, uh, Jennifer,
would you please walk
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Mary Anne to the car?
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And, um, I’ll call the doctor
and tell him to meet us
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at the hospital
and Cousin Larry
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you get the pig snout
pacifier.
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Alright, go.
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Oh.
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Mary Anne, you’re gonna
hear a lot of ugly things
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about my behavior
at the hospital today.
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Unfortunately, it’s all true.
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Yes, hello.
Uh, this is Balki Bartokomous.
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My wife, Mary Anne Bartokomous,
is on her way to the hospital.
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She is in labor.
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Would you...
Yes, I’ll hold.
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Oh, yes, hello.
Ah, uh, yes.
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And would you please
tell Dr. Ives
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that we are on our way
to the hospital
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and would he please
meet us there?
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, I’m fine.
I’m fine.
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Are you,
are you okay?
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Alright, thank you very much.
Bye‐bye.
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Boy, you are gone.
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Well, I will be
in just a second.
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Who do you think you are fooling
with this "I am in control" act?
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I am in control.
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No, you just think
you’re in control.
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You’re in the midst
of a major breakdown.
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‐What?
‐And you’re in denial.
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‐No, I’m not.
‐See?
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Oh, my God, you’re right.
What am I denying?
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Alright, you are facing
one of the most
250
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,016
important moments
of your adult life
251
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,251
and you are starting
to realize
252
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:01,822
that millions
of things can go wrong.
253
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,889
What can go wrong?
254
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,157
Well, just getting
to the hospital.
255
00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,859
What if you
run out of gas?
256
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,228
What if you get stuck
in a traffic jam?
257
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:09,963
What if the transmission
falls out?
258
00:12:09,996 --> 00:12:12,498
What if I hit a cow
and then I have to bury it
259
00:12:12,533 --> 00:12:13,934
and comfort the other cows?
260
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,035
That’s right,
that’s right.
261
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,202
Just go with those
feelings, buddy.
262
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,505
Just‐just let it happen.
Go ahead.
263
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:22,108
Oh, cousin, oh, cousin,
I‐I‐I didn’t mean to hit her.
264
00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,777
She ran out
in front of my car.
265
00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,913
She was, she was chasing
a salt lick.
266
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,885
One minute she was a happy,
productive little heifer
267
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,355
and the next, ground chuck.
268
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,993
That’s good.
That’s good.
269
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,130
Guys, the most amazing thing
just happened.
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00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,933
Mary Anne had the baby
in the car.
271
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,536
‐What?
‐Balki, you have a son.
272
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,478
Did you hear that, cousin?
273
00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,113
I have a son.
274
00:13:00,146 --> 00:13:02,949
Well, congratulations.
275
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,350
Well, come on, we’ve gotta
get ’em both to the hospital.
276
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,186
Yeah, but‐but what if
something goes wrong?
277
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,589
What if, uh, what if,
uh, I run out of gas
278
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:13,126
or‐or the transmission on my car
falls out or I hit another cow?
279
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,061
The other cows
know about me now.
280
00:13:17,598 --> 00:13:20,033
Okay, Balki, Balki, Balki.
281
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,135
Just get a hold
of yourself.
282
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:25,572
Yeah, yeah. You’re right.
You’re right. Gotcha. I’m fine.
283
00:13:25,606 --> 00:13:28,141
‐Okay, let’s go.
‐Okay.
284
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,159
Balki, I’ve been going
over this and over this.
285
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,861
There has to be
something different
286
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,363
that Mary Anne did that
made her go into labor so early.
287
00:13:50,396 --> 00:13:52,933
I’ve got to find out
what it was and do it.
288
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,635
I’ve got to have
this baby now.
289
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,171
Well, Jennifer, no one wants you
to have this baby more than I do
290
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:02,308
but I don’t think anything
Mary Anne did had anything to do
291
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,310
with her going into labor.
292
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,615
Maybe you’re right, sweetheart.
293
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,017
Could you fix me a Pop Tart?
294
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,620
And cut it into little tiny
squares like I like it?
295
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:15,255
Well, of course, honey.
296
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,960
Anything for my little
mother‐to‐be.
297
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,562
’My little mother‐to‐be.’
298
00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,999
Balki, tell me everything
Mary Anne did yesterday
299
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,634
up until she went
into labor.
300
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:31,271
Okay, but first I have a really
important question for you.
301
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,608
Is this the cutest nose you’ve
ever seen in your life or what?
302
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,142
It’s adorable.
303
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,145
Don’t worry
he’ll grow into it.
304
00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,650
Balki, what did
Mary Anne do yesterday?
305
00:14:43,684 --> 00:14:46,252
She had my child.
306
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:48,388
Little Robespierre
Boinki Bartokomous...
307
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,257
A‐K‐A...
308
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,459
(both)
The cutest baby in the world.
309
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:56,129
Oh‐ho‐ho.
310
00:14:56,162 --> 00:15:00,400
I’ve taken a photograph of him
every hour for the last two days
311
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,670
and I’ve just realized
if I flip them real fast
312
00:15:03,704 --> 00:15:05,506
you can see him grow.
313
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,444
‐Baby’s first steps.
‐Oh, okay, okay, okay.
314
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:13,580
Balki, I need to know
everything Mary Anne did
315
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:16,617
leading up to the birth of
little Robespierre Boinki.
316
00:15:16,650 --> 00:15:19,052
Well, let’s see, uh,
she didn’t do much of anything
317
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,721
until we went to the fair.
318
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,290
Mary Anne spent $36
at the coin toss
319
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,961
and she won
a moustache comb which...
320
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,495
...which she gave
to the Bearded Lady
321
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:31,031
’cause she’s such
a giving soul.
322
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,401
And all that time,
unbeknownst to us
323
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:37,403
Little Robespierre Boinki
was planning
324
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,606
to make his little entrance
into the world.
325
00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,274
[laughs]
Look at those cheeks.
326
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,744
Don’t you just wanna
pinch them?
327
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,078
I wanna have
my own little baby
328
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,212
with little cheeks
to pinch.
329
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,648
I wanna have
48 pictures
330
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:49,382
of my own baby.
331
00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,217
Forty‐nine if you count
the double exposure.
332
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,354
Look, see where it’s like
a car coming through his head.
333
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,356
Balki, you could help me
have this baby.
334
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,591
Huh?
335
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,359
You could help
little Robespierre Boinki
336
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,460
have a little cousin
to play with.
337
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:04,330
All you have to do is
just tell me what Mary Anne did.
338
00:16:05,766 --> 00:16:07,634
After the coin toss
339
00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:11,772
we went for
a helium balloon ride
340
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:14,708
and then she wanted a corn dog
which I really don’t understand.
341
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:18,512
’Cause it’s not corn
and it’s not a dog, what is it?
342
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,380
Jennifer, are you
still trying to figure out
343
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,182
what Mary Anne did?
344
00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,784
‐Because I don’t‐‐
‐Balloon ride.
345
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,485
It makes perfect sense.
346
00:16:25,519 --> 00:16:26,753
She went up in a balloon,
the air pressure changed
347
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:28,755
she went into labor.
348
00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,490
Well, that is ridiculous.
349
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:32,458
A‐a balloon ride couldn’t
possibly have made
350
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,127
Mary Anne go into labor.
351
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,395
Cousin, it makes perfect sense.
352
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:38,231
It happens to Myposian
astronauts all the time.
353
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:41,034
We have a birth
on every shuttle.
354
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,736
Of course, they only go up
as far as we can throw them
355
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,138
but still the principle
is exactly the same.
356
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:46,406
Come on, Jennifer,
let’s go get
357
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,308
little Robespierre Boinki
a little cousin.
358
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,543
Come on, we’ll put them
in a crib
359
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,377
make them do the Dance of Joy
with their little booties...
360
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,615
Hey. Hey. Now, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
361
00:16:54,648 --> 00:16:58,519
What, are, are you two
out of your minds?
362
00:16:58,552 --> 00:17:01,622
I‐I am not gonna let my wife
float hundreds of feet
363
00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:03,824
in the air i‐i‐in a,
in a balloon.
364
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,358
Cousin, it’s not
hundreds of feet.
365
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:07,160
It’s just fifty feet
up and it goes
366
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,630
and‐and there’s rope
holding it to the ground.
367
00:17:09,663 --> 00:17:13,199
You know, I bet, I bet we could
see the hospital from it.
368
00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,268
Maybe‐maybe I could ask
Mary Anne to take a picture
369
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,803
of me from
little Robespierre Boinki’s
370
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,371
point of view.
371
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,743
Come on, Larry,
we have to get to the fair.
372
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,377
Now‐now, sweetheart,
listen‐listen.
373
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,246
I know you are
not gonna to like this
374
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,750
but I absolutely forbid you
to go up in a balloon.
375
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:34,254
Now, is‐is‐is that gonna be
a problem, sweetheart?
376
00:17:38,759 --> 00:17:40,460
What do you think?
377
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,397
I think we’re going
for a balloon ride.
378
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,432
You see the eyelashes?
379
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,334
‐Yes, they’re adorable.
‐You see those...
380
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,516
Will you guys please hurry up?
381
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,850
We’re coming, sweetheart.
382
00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:06,186
Look at my little boy’s little
buttocks. They’re so cute...
383
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:11,391
I don’t believe this.
The balloon is closed.
384
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,527
Uh‐oh, looks like
Howard took the day off.
385
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:14,728
(Jennifer)
’Who’s Howard?’
386
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,496
Well, he runs
the balloon ride.
387
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:19,399
He’s also a wine connoisseur,
philosopher
388
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,868
and his thumbs are
double‐jointed.
389
00:18:21,902 --> 00:18:23,770
They bend all the way back.
390
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:25,271
Mine won’t reach.
391
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,373
‐Sure they will.
‐Oh.
392
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:30,744
Okay. Now let’s‐let’s
just forget Howard. Let’s go.
393
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,646
I’m not leaving here until
I’ve gone up in this balloon.
394
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,881
Now‐now‐now where do we find
this Howard person?
395
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,317
Sweetheart, we are in
no condition to be
396
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,621
running all over Chicago looking
for some clown named Howard.
397
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:43,890
Excuse me, cousin,
Howard is not the clown.
398
00:18:43,924 --> 00:18:45,526
Arthur is the clown.
399
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:47,894
He’s right over there,
next to the fortune teller.
400
00:18:47,928 --> 00:18:49,596
‐Arthur? Arthur?
‐’Thank you, thank you.’
401
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:51,297
‐Cousin Larry needs to laugh.
‐’Thank you, thank you.’
402
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,267
Look, look, cousin.
See?
403
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,769
Here’s what we’re gonna do.
404
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,804
We’re just gonna go home,
get a good night’s rest
405
00:18:57,838 --> 00:18:59,940
and‐and just be here bright
and early tomorrow morning.
406
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,942
‐Exactly what I’d suggest.
‐Thank you.
407
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,243
If today didn’t happen to be
408
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,911
the last day of the fair.
409
00:19:04,945 --> 00:19:06,880
Oh, God.
410
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,382
Oh, God, I’m never
gonna have this baby.
411
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,317
I’m never gonna have
48 pictures.
412
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,220
I’m never gonna have any
chubby little cheeks to pinch.
413
00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:18,725
I’m just gonna have this huge
stomach for the rest of my life.
414
00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:20,293
No, you won’t, Jennifer.
415
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,728
I’ll take you up
in the balloon myself.
416
00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:23,296
‐Oh, thank you, Balki.
‐Yeah.
417
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,298
No. Hey, now.
Hey, let’s not get crazy.
418
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:31,204
It’s too late, Larry.
I am way past crazy.
419
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:34,708
I’m going up in this balloon
with or without you.
420
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,510
Alright, alright.
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
421
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,478
Balki, Balki? Are‐are
you sure you can do this?
422
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,847
Well, of course I am.
Don’t be ridiculous.
423
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:44,751
Just like the balloons
we have on Mypos.
424
00:19:44,785 --> 00:19:46,987
Only ours don’t have
any air in them
425
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,822
and they don’t have
any baskets.
426
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,427
We call them
drop cloths.
427
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:56,362
‐Let’s get going.
‐Alright.
428
00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,765
Alright, wait, wait.
Let us help you in.
429
00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,702
Here. Come on, Balki.
Just, just, okay.
430
00:20:01,735 --> 00:20:03,770
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, sweetheart.
431
00:20:03,804 --> 00:20:04,738
Here we go.
Alright, alright, I’ve got her.
432
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,540
‐I just got these two back‐‐
‐Just get in.
433
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,474
Just get in and help her
in the basket.
434
00:20:08,509 --> 00:20:09,743
Help her in the basket now.
435
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,314
Here, I got you, sweetheart.
I got you.
436
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,250
Alright, alright,
here we go. Here we go.
437
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,253
‐Okay, okay, Jennifer.
‐Alright, there you go.
438
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,922
Okay. Good, good, good.
439
00:20:21,955 --> 00:20:23,557
Okay.
440
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,658
‐Good girl.
‐Balki, help me in.
441
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,459
Come on.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
442
00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:29,896
[panting]
443
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,539
Alright, wait there, sweetheart,
Wait there, we’ll help you.
444
00:20:38,572 --> 00:20:41,542
We’ll help you. Hang on. Hang
on, we‐we’ll be right there.
445
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:43,510
[indistinct mumbling]
446
00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,917
Alright, come on,
let’s just get in. Just get in.
447
00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:52,719
Here we go.
448
00:20:52,753 --> 00:20:56,723
Oh, Larry. Um, there...
There we go.
449
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:59,325
Okay. Okay.
450
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,294
[panting]
451
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:07,333
Okay, now let’s see,
um, yeah, yeah.
452
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,569
It’s all coming back
to me now.
453
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:11,872
I was here, and, uh
and Howard was over there
454
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:13,640
and‐and the McNulty’s
were back there
455
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,542
and‐and Mary Anne
was right behind me.
456
00:21:15,576 --> 00:21:19,345
And, uh, yeah, this,
uh, this rope
457
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:23,550
uh, it lets you go up and
that one brings you back down.
458
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:24,484
Nope, I think it’s
this one.
459
00:21:24,518 --> 00:21:25,752
See‐see the way
it’s tied down there?
460
00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,920
This is clearly the one.
461
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,622
Larry, are you sure you guys
know what you’re doing?
462
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,690
Absolutely.
463
00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,891
Well, it’s obvious
to anyone
464
00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:32,559
with a brain.
465
00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:34,928
‐This is the one.
‐This is the one.
466
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,329
Cousin, I’m kinda sure
it’s this one.
467
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,397
Kinda sure?
Kinda sure?
468
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,599
Kinda sure isn’t gonna
cut it.
469
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,466
Balki, I am positive
it is this one.
470
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,868
No, I was in the basket.
I know it.
471
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,471
‐Well, now you’ve done it.
‐Well, now you’ve done it.
472
00:21:45,506 --> 00:21:46,740
‐You pulled the wrong rope.
‐You pulled the wrong rope.
473
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,241
‐Now we can’t get back down.
‐Now we can’t get back down.
474
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,477
(Larry)
’Don’t worry, sweetheart,
everything is under control.’
475
00:21:51,512 --> 00:21:53,346
’Balki, get this thing
back down on the ground.’
476
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:54,480
(Balki)
’I can’t get back.’
477
00:21:54,515 --> 00:21:55,982
’I don’t know how it works.’
478
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:57,984
(Jennifer)
’Oh, my God.
The wind is picking up.’
479
00:21:58,018 --> 00:21:59,553
’We’re starting to drift.’
480
00:22:09,730 --> 00:22:11,698
Balki, I’m sorry your
boysenberry pig gut preserves...
481
00:22:13,567 --> 00:22:14,868
Stop it.
482
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:20,340
Balki, I’m sorry your
boysenberry pig gut preserves...
483
00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,147
I’m really sorry
it didn’t win first prize.
484
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,683
Balki, I’m sorry your
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preserves didn’t...
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Balki, I’m sorry your
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boysenberry pig gut preserves...
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Balki, I’m sorry
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your boysenberry pig gut
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preserves didn’t win
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Balki, I’m sorry your
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