1 00:00:23,927 --> 00:00:30,924 (Applause) 2 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:38,163 Well, hello, hello, hello, hello and welcome to another edition 3 00:00:38,207 --> 00:00:40,801 of Ql, otherwise known as the British space 4 00:00:40,847 --> 00:00:42,838 between the ears programme. 5 00:00:42,887 --> 00:00:45,560 And boldly going nowhere with me tonight are 6 00:00:45,607 --> 00:00:49,156 Jeremy Clarkson. 7 00:00:49,207 --> 00:00:53,598 Alexander Armstrong. 8 00:00:53,647 --> 00:00:56,639 John Sessions. 9 00:00:56,687 --> 00:01:00,396 And Alan Davies. 10 00:01:03,527 --> 00:01:06,405 So tonight we have three astronauts 11 00:01:06,447 --> 00:01:09,803 and one astro minus 25. 12 00:01:09,847 --> 00:01:13,203 Ha, the things l do with words! 13 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:16,398 Tonight's buzzer noises all have some relevance 14 00:01:16,447 --> 00:01:18,722 to the questions that will be coming up this evening. 15 00:01:18,767 --> 00:01:23,079 - Jeremy goes... - (Firework rocket) 16 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:32,564 - Alexander goes... - (Moose mating call) 17 00:01:33,447 --> 00:01:37,076 - John goes... - # Fruity, fruity, fruity! 18 00:01:37,127 --> 00:01:41,325 # Fruity, fruity, fruity, fruity, fruity, fruity # 19 00:01:41,367 --> 00:01:45,838 - And Alan goes... - (Cuckoo calling) 20 00:01:45,887 --> 00:01:47,286 (Gunshot) 21 00:01:47,327 --> 00:01:49,557 (Cuckoo calling) 22 00:01:49,607 --> 00:01:51,598 This week we have something rather exciting going on, 23 00:01:51,647 --> 00:01:56,277 and that is, as you guests are more grown-up than usual, 24 00:01:56,327 --> 00:01:59,239 we're going to do something very daring and we're going to treat you like adults 25 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:02,245 and we're going to ask you to keep your own scores. 26 00:02:02,287 --> 00:02:05,643 So l have absolute... 27 00:02:12,927 --> 00:02:17,284 You see, l told the producer there would be a flaw in this system. 28 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:20,000 And you see, what l'm going to do at the end 29 00:02:20,047 --> 00:02:23,835 is l'm going to subtract the amount you lie by, 30 00:02:23,887 --> 00:02:26,481 because we're also going to have an electronic check. 31 00:02:26,527 --> 00:02:31,317 But, if you're very accurate, 32 00:02:31,367 --> 00:02:35,121 l will give an extra 100 points to anyone who's bang on their own scores. 33 00:02:35,167 --> 00:02:37,635 "l like Stephen." 34 00:02:39,687 --> 00:02:43,475 lt's like having your own little performing donkeys. 35 00:02:44,487 --> 00:02:47,160 Now, l have absolute faith in your honesty, gentlemen, 36 00:02:47,207 --> 00:02:51,883 but by coincidence, the first question does happen to be about cheating. 37 00:02:51,927 --> 00:02:56,159 The 1904 Olympic Games were held in St Louis, Missouri, 38 00:02:56,207 --> 00:02:58,641 and they were notable for a number of bizarre events, 39 00:02:58,687 --> 00:03:01,918 including something called Anthropology Days 40 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:05,801 where so-called "uncivilised" tribes such as Pygmies and Sioux lndians 41 00:03:05,847 --> 00:03:09,681 held mud fights and tug-of-wars against each other in tribal costume. 42 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:13,003 The Marathon, however, which featured the first Africans 43 00:03:13,047 --> 00:03:15,607 ever to compete in the Olympics, was equally remarkable. 44 00:03:15,647 --> 00:03:18,161 Two of the first four men to cross the line 45 00:03:18,207 --> 00:03:21,358 were disqualified because they'd been poisoned. 46 00:03:21,407 --> 00:03:23,363 And the winner himself was disqualified, 47 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:25,398 but l want to know why the winner was disqualified. 48 00:03:25,447 --> 00:03:27,915 # Fruity, fruity, fruity! # 49 00:03:29,367 --> 00:03:33,155 Erm, in a moment of inadvisable candour, 50 00:03:33,207 --> 00:03:37,439 he said, "l'm afraid l poisoned the other two contestants." 51 00:03:37,487 --> 00:03:39,125 lt's a good answer. 52 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:42,955 What sort of poison was it that made them run 26 miles and nearly win? 53 00:03:43,007 --> 00:03:44,998 Do you mean they did it to themselves? 54 00:03:45,047 --> 00:03:47,038 lt was performance-enhancing poison? 55 00:03:47,087 --> 00:03:51,160 Well, that's really very intelligent, because they did, 56 00:03:51,207 --> 00:03:55,120 their trainers gave them and they gave themselves strychnine, 57 00:03:55,167 --> 00:03:58,364 which was commonly used as a rat poison and is very poisonous. 58 00:03:58,407 --> 00:04:01,922 lt was quite legal to do so, it enhanced performance. 59 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:06,199 - (Jeremy) But it kills you. - Non-fatal doses won't kill you. 60 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,761 - l ran a marathon the other day. - Did you? 61 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:12,197 Well, l didn't run it, l drove it. But... 62 00:04:12,247 --> 00:04:14,238 l did race against a marathon runner, 63 00:04:14,287 --> 00:04:17,643 from Greenwich on the London marathon course to the Mall 64 00:04:17,687 --> 00:04:20,565 in normal London traffic, and he was faster by eight minutes. 65 00:04:20,607 --> 00:04:23,121 - That's fantastic. - lsn't it great? 66 00:04:23,167 --> 00:04:26,682 And amazingly, gestures towards the answer. 67 00:04:26,727 --> 00:04:28,877 - He had a car. - Yes! 68 00:04:28,927 --> 00:04:30,519 (Alan) He got a lift? 69 00:04:30,567 --> 00:04:35,402 The winner Fred Lorz went most of the way by car. 70 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:38,965 He was given a laurel by Alice Roosevelt, 71 00:04:39,007 --> 00:04:42,158 the daughter of President Theodore. 72 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:45,324 - Was he in the car on the podium? - He wasn't actually. 73 00:04:45,367 --> 00:04:47,437 (Stephen) The car ran out of petrol... 74 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,682 and he ran the last 11 miles or so. 75 00:04:49,727 --> 00:04:53,402 He couldn't go on the course, he must have had to go quite round. 76 00:04:53,447 --> 00:04:56,644 - (Jeremy) They'd have seen him. - They'd have seen him 77 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,201 - ln a running vest... - (Alan) Vrrrroom. 78 00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:06,801 Fourth place was awarded to a Cuban postman called Felix Carvajal, 79 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:10,078 - who rather sweetly... - Delivered the post on the way round. 80 00:05:14,287 --> 00:05:16,881 (Mexican accent) l have a letter for you. 81 00:05:16,927 --> 00:05:20,124 - That's so like... - lt's from Cuba. 82 00:05:20,167 --> 00:05:23,637 lt's so like your famous Mexican accent, but no. 83 00:05:23,687 --> 00:05:25,643 He had to run in street clothes, 84 00:05:25,687 --> 00:05:28,485 which he snipped around the legs to make them look like shorts. 85 00:05:28,527 --> 00:05:31,439 And then he stopped off in an orchard to have a snack on some apples 86 00:05:31,487 --> 00:05:33,045 and they poisoned him and... 87 00:05:33,087 --> 00:05:34,679 The strychnine didn't kill the winner 88 00:05:34,727 --> 00:05:36,718 but the apples nearly killed the bloke that came fourth. 89 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:38,837 They were rotten, so he had to lie down and have a nap. 90 00:05:38,887 --> 00:05:42,641 But he still... he still came fourth. 91 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,597 The athlete who came ninth was called Len Tau, 92 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:51,118 and he was a Tswana tribesman, the first African ever to run in the Olympics, 93 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:54,045 and he had to run more than a kilometre out of his way 94 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:56,157 because he was being chased by a dog. 95 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,163 ln the 1904 Olympics, the same Games, 96 00:06:02,207 --> 00:06:05,165 there was a fellow called George Eyser, 97 00:06:05,207 --> 00:06:07,880 who won six medals in gymnastics. 98 00:06:07,927 --> 00:06:10,395 And he had a handicap. Can you imagine what that was? 99 00:06:10,447 --> 00:06:11,880 - Blind. - No. 100 00:06:11,927 --> 00:06:12,962 - (Alan) Deaf. - No. 101 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:15,043 (Jeremy) Mad. 102 00:06:15,087 --> 00:06:18,045 Club foot, two left feet, one leg. 103 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,043 - One wooden leg. - He had a wooden leg? 104 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:23,284 He had a wooden leg and he won six gold medals. 105 00:06:23,327 --> 00:06:25,318 Maybe he could do brilliant stuff spinning on it. 106 00:06:25,367 --> 00:06:29,406 - (Stephen) Yes. Freestyle hopping. - Take it off, put it on his head. 107 00:06:30,887 --> 00:06:33,720 Put wheels on it, little wheels. 108 00:06:37,127 --> 00:06:41,086 ln 1900 there was a sport where Great Britain won the gold medal, 109 00:06:41,127 --> 00:06:43,595 in which the only other country that competed was France. 110 00:06:43,647 --> 00:06:45,365 Can you imagine what that might have been? 111 00:06:45,407 --> 00:06:46,920 Arrogance? 112 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:50,486 (Alan) Cricket? 113 00:06:50,527 --> 00:06:53,280 We played France at cricket and beat them. 114 00:06:53,327 --> 00:06:54,885 We whipped their arses. Though the French team 115 00:06:54,927 --> 00:06:58,317 was actually British Embassy officials from Paris. 116 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:03,365 lt's a way to run the Olympics, isn't it? 117 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:04,999 They don't have a French team now, do they? 118 00:07:05,047 --> 00:07:07,277 l should think the Embassy has still got a team. 119 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,919 (Stephen) The Embassy will have. 120 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:12,403 And they do a marvellous Pirates Of Penzance every other year. 121 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,997 1904 Tour de France, interestingly, 122 00:07:16,047 --> 00:07:18,766 what do we know about the Tour de France? A lot of cheating there. 123 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:20,206 (Alan) Cycling. 124 00:07:20,247 --> 00:07:24,240 Yes, good. Award yourself a point. 125 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:26,118 Absolutely. 126 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:28,761 There were some night races and there were some riders 127 00:07:28,807 --> 00:07:32,561 discovered biting cork, on the end of which was a wire, 128 00:07:32,607 --> 00:07:34,404 on the other end of which was a car. 129 00:07:34,447 --> 00:07:38,076 They were being towed by their teeth. 130 00:07:38,127 --> 00:07:39,845 Yeah. Though the winner... 131 00:07:39,887 --> 00:07:42,117 Tie it on the handlebar, you idiot! 132 00:07:43,207 --> 00:07:45,926 You'd think, but l suppose they could, l don't know. 133 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:49,676 They could, if they were found, they could let go quickly. 134 00:07:49,727 --> 00:07:52,195 Maurice Garin was the first man to cross the finishing line, 135 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:54,636 but he was disqualified when it was discovered that he had gone 136 00:07:54,687 --> 00:07:56,598 part of the way... 137 00:07:56,647 --> 00:07:58,285 by train. 138 00:07:59,727 --> 00:08:02,878 His main rival fell from his bicycle fast asleep 139 00:08:02,927 --> 00:08:06,886 because he'd been given chicken with sleeping pills in it. 140 00:08:06,927 --> 00:08:09,361 And there were other nobblings... 141 00:08:09,407 --> 00:08:11,557 Yeah, there were other... Laxatives... 142 00:08:11,607 --> 00:08:14,360 Laxative in a water bottle was a very common one. 143 00:08:14,407 --> 00:08:17,160 ltching powder in jumpers and sandpaper in the jockstrap. 144 00:08:17,207 --> 00:08:19,038 (All) Ooh! 145 00:08:19,087 --> 00:08:23,205 You'd notice that when you pulled it on, though, l would guess. 146 00:08:23,247 --> 00:08:26,045 Anyway, there we are. Stop me when you've guessed 147 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:28,442 what l am now listing. 148 00:08:28,487 --> 00:08:29,886 Challenger. 149 00:08:29,927 --> 00:08:31,758 - Tornado. - (Cuckoo clock) 150 00:08:31,807 --> 00:08:32,842 Tanks. 151 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:37,165 - (Alarm) - Oh! Tanks. 152 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:40,517 - Jet fighters. - (Alarm) 153 00:08:42,927 --> 00:08:45,725 Biscuits, types of biscuits. Dragonflies, butterflies. 154 00:08:45,767 --> 00:08:46,961 Moths. 155 00:08:47,007 --> 00:08:48,963 (Stephen) Shall l carry on with the list? 156 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,201 Typhoon. 157 00:08:50,247 --> 00:08:52,522 - Mustang. - (Moose) 158 00:08:52,567 --> 00:08:53,920 Tennis balls. 159 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,639 No, but good. 160 00:08:55,687 --> 00:08:57,484 - (Alan) Cars. - Laser. 161 00:08:57,527 --> 00:08:58,596 Getting good, Marauder. 162 00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:00,160 - (Firework explosion) - Boats. 163 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,277 - No. Hurricane. - They all are boats. 164 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:04,921 - Star Quest. Apache. - Yeah, all boats. Still boats. 165 00:09:04,967 --> 00:09:06,116 - Buccaneer. - Boat. 166 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:09,204 Jet Stream and Super Storm. 167 00:09:09,247 --> 00:09:11,283 - Are they air currents? - (Alan) Hovercraft. 168 00:09:11,327 --> 00:09:13,716 l was in one the other day that was actually a Cobra. 169 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:16,327 - A helicopter. - (Alarm) 170 00:09:16,367 --> 00:09:19,245 Oh, hello, who said helicopter? 171 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:21,118 lt was him. 172 00:09:21,967 --> 00:09:25,357 - Ferries. Car ferries. - Big ones that you live in. 173 00:09:25,407 --> 00:09:26,681 - (John) You live in? - Barges. 174 00:09:26,727 --> 00:09:30,083 Caravans! Ladies and gentlemen. 175 00:09:30,127 --> 00:09:34,245 - They are all makes of caravan. - (Jeremy) You can't say that word! 176 00:09:34,287 --> 00:09:35,959 (Jeremy) Don't look at it! 177 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:38,567 Just... take it away! 178 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:41,403 But, Jeremy, l've got so much to talk to you about. 179 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,883 No, l'm not listening, not listening. 180 00:09:44,927 --> 00:09:48,203 You've destroyed a few in your time, you've done a service, haven't you? 181 00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:50,397 We played conkers with them not that long ago. 182 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:54,281 l saw that. Now the world record speed for towing a caravan is? 183 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,842 - 140-something miles an hour. - Oh, he's good, isn't he? 184 00:09:57,887 --> 00:10:00,355 (Alan) They tried to beat it on your programme. 185 00:10:00,407 --> 00:10:02,967 lt's 139.113, very good indeed. 186 00:10:03,007 --> 00:10:05,726 - (Applause) - Wrong again. No, wrong. 187 00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:08,042 Miss is as good as a mile. 188 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:11,682 Now, so, that was fun actually, let's try it again with something else. 189 00:10:11,727 --> 00:10:14,719 Fingers on buzzers again. What am l listing now? 190 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:16,997 - Patriot. Gladiator. - (Firework explosion) 191 00:10:17,047 --> 00:10:20,119 - Missiles. - (Alarm) 192 00:10:22,007 --> 00:10:24,646 - Best to wait. - # Fruity, fruity, fruity! # 193 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:29,636 Really big dodgy gay condoms. 194 00:10:29,687 --> 00:10:33,077 Oh, yes, they could be actually, that's a very good name. 195 00:10:33,127 --> 00:10:35,322 l'll keep going, though. Dagger. Javelin. 196 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:37,278 - (Moose) - Merlin, Archer, Arrow. 197 00:10:37,327 --> 00:10:41,286 Tory Party summer balls for the last ten years. 198 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:44,806 - (Alan) Apples. - You're in the right area now. 199 00:10:44,847 --> 00:10:46,644 - (Alan) Pears. - Well, it's not a fruit, though. 200 00:10:46,687 --> 00:10:49,406 - Apricot, no. - Tomatoes, radishes. 201 00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,278 - Oh, now that's close. - (John) Potato. 202 00:10:51,327 --> 00:10:54,046 They were used as potatoes in Britain before potatoes were discovered, 203 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,839 - if you know what l mean. - Turnips, swedes. 204 00:10:55,887 --> 00:10:58,037 - Oh, you're so in the right family now. - (Alan) Parsnips. 205 00:10:58,087 --> 00:10:59,884 Parsnips is the right answer. 206 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,963 There you go! 207 00:11:02,007 --> 00:11:04,885 - Get some points. - How many do l get? 208 00:11:04,927 --> 00:11:08,078 Well done, l don't know, how many you think you deserve, old thing. 209 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:13,360 But which parsnip wrote a great novel of the 20th century? 210 00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:16,524 Probably the best-known Russian novel of the 20th century. 211 00:11:16,567 --> 00:11:20,765 - ls it Pasternak, Boris Pasternak? - Pasternak, which is the Russian for? 212 00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:22,638 - Parsnip. - Exactly. 213 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:25,804 Boris Parsnip wrote Dr Zhivago. 214 00:11:25,847 --> 00:11:28,805 So there you are, parsnips. What else can we say about them? 215 00:11:28,847 --> 00:11:30,883 Sometimes, when you're a kid you think they're chips 216 00:11:30,927 --> 00:11:33,077 and you plunge in and they're not chips. 217 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,845 That is a disappointment. 218 00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:37,526 Bet l'm the only person here that grows their own parsnips. 219 00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,966 - (Stephen) Do you? - Yeah. 220 00:11:39,007 --> 00:11:41,077 (Alan) ls that a euphemism? 221 00:11:42,247 --> 00:11:45,523 "They say he grows his own parsnips." 222 00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,684 When l say "l grow them," 223 00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:52,402 they are grown on a piece of soil near where l live. 224 00:11:52,447 --> 00:11:56,042 - And Jess Hardacre, your gardener... - A man comes and leans on a shovel. 225 00:11:56,087 --> 00:11:59,841 "Er, l say there, Mr Clarkson, they come up lovely, Mr Clarkson. 226 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:04,199 "Maybe if l could have a cup of tea once a week, that would be nice." 227 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:07,444 Get out, get out, get out with your muddy shoes. 228 00:12:07,487 --> 00:12:10,638 Now, what kind of creature was actually the first 229 00:12:10,687 --> 00:12:12,405 to be sent into space? 230 00:12:12,447 --> 00:12:14,278 - (Moose) - (John) Dog. 231 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:16,966 - A monkey. - (Alarm) 232 00:12:19,407 --> 00:12:21,318 - And what did you say? - He said dog, sir. 233 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,359 l think he did say dog, didn't you, John. 234 00:12:24,407 --> 00:12:26,716 - (Alarm) - Yes, yes. 235 00:12:28,527 --> 00:12:31,405 l bet it was something that they didn't know had gone into space. 236 00:12:31,447 --> 00:12:33,642 - No, they sent it deliberately. - A fly. 237 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,804 Fly is correct. Do you know what kind of fly? 238 00:12:36,847 --> 00:12:38,963 - (Alan) Fruit flies. - Fruit fly. 239 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,998 You divide points between yourselves. 240 00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:45,040 - Very good indeed. - Why did they do that? 241 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:47,123 Well, they're very light, so there was no payload. 242 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,965 They sent them up in July 1946 243 00:12:50,007 --> 00:12:53,636 on an American V2 along with some corn seeds. 244 00:12:53,687 --> 00:12:57,043 But fruit flies, why are they used so much in science? 245 00:12:57,087 --> 00:13:00,397 Because they can talk and they tell you exactly what's going on. 246 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,403 lf you're a fly and it's weightless, 247 00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:04,836 what happens then? 248 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:10,240 Do you suddenly sort of stop flapping and you go, "Hang on." 249 00:13:10,287 --> 00:13:12,403 "This is what l've always dreamed of." 250 00:13:14,647 --> 00:13:18,435 No effort, they just stay like that. 251 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,759 ln space, when they go to do a number two, they do it in the wall, 252 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:27,322 - they dock into the wall like that. - (Stephen) Yeah, all right. 253 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:30,325 All right, thank you, Davies. 254 00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,805 One of the things about fruit flies is... 255 00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,883 - (Fart) - Thank you. 256 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,356 - But there's no sound in space. - (Stephen) No. 257 00:13:39,407 --> 00:13:41,523 So you can't hear your own farts. 258 00:13:42,847 --> 00:13:46,237 He's so amused, that's what's so sweet. 259 00:13:46,287 --> 00:13:48,960 He is absolutely adoring it. 260 00:13:49,007 --> 00:13:52,920 No, 61 per cent of all known human disease genes 261 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,958 have a recognisable match in fruit flies. 262 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:57,840 Fruit flies also go to sleep at night, rather sweetly. 263 00:13:57,887 --> 00:14:00,401 Do they get a cold, then, do they get the common cold? 264 00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:02,438 - A-zzzp! - They may well do. 265 00:14:02,487 --> 00:14:05,081 And the other thing is, every two weeks you've got a new generation, 266 00:14:05,127 --> 00:14:06,799 so any experimentation you do, 267 00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:09,884 you can observe very fast what happens. 268 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:12,725 Scientists who work with fruit flies give them jokey names 269 00:14:12,767 --> 00:14:15,918 and l want you to tell me why they're called what they're called. 270 00:14:15,967 --> 00:14:18,527 There's a gene strain called the Ken and Barbie fruit fly, 271 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,285 - why is it called that? - They've got no penises. 272 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,603 Yes, they have no external genitalia, quite right. 273 00:14:23,647 --> 00:14:26,480 There's one called the Maggie. Why would that be called the Maggie? 274 00:14:26,527 --> 00:14:28,358 Handbag. 275 00:14:29,207 --> 00:14:32,279 Hates the unions, a bit right-wing. 276 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,724 No, because it suffers from arrested development, 277 00:14:37,767 --> 00:14:41,123 - like... Maggie in? - (Alexander) The Simpsons. 278 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:43,283 Yes. Someone in the audience got there before you, 279 00:14:43,327 --> 00:14:45,238 they must award themselves a point. 280 00:14:45,287 --> 00:14:47,562 So there's the Maggie one, there's the Cheap Date, 281 00:14:47,607 --> 00:14:51,236 which is sensitive to ethanol intoxication. 282 00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:56,636 Go figure. Erm, anyway, what's quite interesting 283 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,076 about the sperm of the fruit fly? 284 00:14:59,127 --> 00:15:01,482 (Alexander) lt smells of guava. 285 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,879 (Alan) The thing is, Alexander actually knows that. 286 00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:15,080 - Fruit fly spunk, what can we say about it? - They don't have any of it. 287 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:17,118 They... By God, they do. 288 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,920 lt is the most fecund sperm. 289 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:23,039 The parsnips taste nice in it. 290 00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:25,681 l'm afraid it's size, l'm just going about size. 291 00:15:25,727 --> 00:15:28,799 lt's the largest sperm of any living thing. 292 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:33,284 Uncoiled, it's 20 times as long as its own body. 293 00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:35,887 lt's 5.8 centimetres long, 294 00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:38,521 one sperm, l'm not talking about its seminal fluid. 295 00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,035 - Five centimetres? - Yeah, 5.8 centimetres. 296 00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:44,079 A human sperm is 0.05 millimetres. 297 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,516 So you don't think tadpole, think Loch Ness monster. 298 00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:47,966 lt really is absolutely gigantic. 299 00:15:48,007 --> 00:15:50,396 You could probably have one as a pet, couldn't you? 300 00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:53,280 Well over a thousand times longer than a human sperm. 301 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,840 (Grunts) 302 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,799 (Stephen) Oh dear. 303 00:16:01,847 --> 00:16:04,566 Cos our sperm are the smallest cell in the human body. 304 00:16:04,607 --> 00:16:07,167 - What's the largest? - (Alan) The smallest cell in the body? 305 00:16:07,207 --> 00:16:09,960 - Yes, the human sperm. - The largest. The brain? 306 00:16:10,007 --> 00:16:13,044 (Stephen) No. After all... (Alexander) Cheek. 307 00:16:13,087 --> 00:16:15,601 Only half human beings have the sperm, 308 00:16:15,647 --> 00:16:18,798 which is the smallest, and funnily enough, the largest cell the other half have, 309 00:16:18,847 --> 00:16:20,405 - which is the... - The womb. 310 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:22,517 The womb is not a cell! 311 00:16:22,567 --> 00:16:26,446 Even l, who as you say, am not exactly an expert in these matters, 312 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:28,523 do know that the womb is not a cell. 313 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:31,320 - No, whereas the ovum is, the egg. - The ovary. Ovum, yeah. 314 00:16:31,367 --> 00:16:34,359 lt is kind of a cell, like, for nine months. 315 00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:38,996 (Stephen) Yeah, yeah. Good point. 316 00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:40,719 Very good. 317 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:46,837 Now, bearing in mind all that has gone before, boys and gentlemen, 318 00:16:46,887 --> 00:16:49,082 what's the connection between 319 00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:52,244 Nancy Kerrigan and Wrong Way Corrigan? 320 00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:54,437 - (Cuckoo clock) - Yes? 321 00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:58,366 She was the skater who had her leg smashed 322 00:16:58,407 --> 00:17:00,557 by Tonya Harding. 323 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:03,201 - Absolutely right. - And he was another skater 324 00:17:03,247 --> 00:17:06,762 who had his leg smashed by another skater. 325 00:17:06,807 --> 00:17:11,358 No, that's not right, but the link is what was Tonya Harding doing? 326 00:17:11,407 --> 00:17:13,477 l mean, essentially in a very violent and appalling way. 327 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:16,087 She was trying to eliminate her rival from the competition. 328 00:17:16,127 --> 00:17:17,355 She was cheating. 329 00:17:17,407 --> 00:17:21,480 Wrong Way Corrigan was a shamed porn star... 330 00:17:22,687 --> 00:17:24,086 in the '70s. 331 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:25,765 He looks like Edward Fox there, doesn't he? 332 00:17:25,807 --> 00:17:29,720 - He's a jockey, isn't he? - (Stephen) No. He was a famous cheat. 333 00:17:29,767 --> 00:17:32,565 He had a ticker-tape parade in Manhattan 334 00:17:32,607 --> 00:17:35,883 where more than a million people turned up in the streets. 335 00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:39,283 He was inspired by a man called Lindbergh. 336 00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:41,966 He was determined to fly across the Atlantic, 337 00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:43,679 although Lindbergh had already done it. 338 00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:46,161 They told him he wasn't allowed to, 339 00:17:46,207 --> 00:17:50,166 because his aeroplane wasn't up to snuff, it was a mess, it was an old crate. 340 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,118 So what he said happened was, 341 00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:55,955 he flew from New York to California, 342 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,567 but he ended up in Dublin airport. 343 00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,802 And he flew across the Atlantic, 344 00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:04,442 but claimed that he had just gone the wrong way by mistake. 345 00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:07,797 And to his dying day he claimed that it was just an error in that, you know, 346 00:18:07,847 --> 00:18:10,759 he'd lost one of his compasses. But he was known as Wrong Way Corrigan. 347 00:18:10,807 --> 00:18:13,605 Did he ever look out of the window, because, hey? 348 00:18:13,647 --> 00:18:16,525 He couldn't see, it was night, it was foggy, he says. 349 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:20,162 lt can't have been night for 3,000 miles. 350 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:24,043 He does look like Eddie Fox in the Day of the Jackal. 351 00:18:24,087 --> 00:18:28,444 When he said, "lt's going to cost you a lot of money." 352 00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,000 He does a bit. 353 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:32,720 Eddie Fox, the only man with a bicep in his face. 354 00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:39,321 "Wallace, l'm going to have to abdicate." 355 00:18:42,807 --> 00:18:46,163 l was in a play in Chichester years ago, 20-odd years ago, 356 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:47,640 first play l was ever in, 357 00:18:47,687 --> 00:18:52,636 and he was in another play, but l got to know the DSM, 358 00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:54,962 as they call the deputy stage manager, very well, 359 00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:56,998 and she'd not met him, 360 00:18:57,047 --> 00:19:00,517 and he suddenly appeared and put a hand on either shoulder 361 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:02,159 and lent into her ear and said, 362 00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:06,120 "lf we do go to bed together, it'll be strictly on my terms." 363 00:19:07,567 --> 00:19:09,956 Hell of a pick-up line, isn't it? 364 00:19:10,007 --> 00:19:12,760 Edward is one of these guys, he just stares into space 365 00:19:12,807 --> 00:19:15,480 and suddenly says something. 366 00:19:15,527 --> 00:19:18,121 And he was sitting in a dressing room, 367 00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:21,125 possibly at Chichester again actually, and he said, 368 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:25,604 "l'm so glad there are no homosexuals in this company." 369 00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:28,002 And everyone just sort of looked at him. 370 00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,436 "The other lot in the Anthony And Cleopatra play 371 00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:33,399 "were an absolute fleet of Berties." 372 00:19:35,727 --> 00:19:38,639 Now, one last chance to even things up 373 00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:43,124 by awarding yourselves a few points in the mad sprint for the finishing line 374 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,920 that we call General lgnorance. Buzzers. 375 00:19:45,967 --> 00:19:49,164 ln which year did the Second World War end? 376 00:19:49,207 --> 00:19:51,675 - (Cuckoo clock) - 1945. 377 00:19:51,727 --> 00:19:56,243 - No, what a pity! - (Alarm) 378 00:19:56,287 --> 00:19:59,199 - Who was the war between and against? - Germany and Britain. 379 00:19:59,247 --> 00:20:01,477 - Germany, now, what happened... - America and... 380 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:05,486 There was a peace accord of Paris in 1947, 381 00:20:05,527 --> 00:20:08,121 but where was Germany? There was no Germany, was there? 382 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:09,805 - Well, there was. - (Stephen) There were two. 383 00:20:09,847 --> 00:20:11,838 So it ended in 1990, when they unified Germany. 384 00:20:11,887 --> 00:20:14,640 ls the right answer, when Germany became one country again. 385 00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:16,678 3rd September 1990. 386 00:20:19,807 --> 00:20:22,640 That is officially when the war ended against Germany, 387 00:20:22,687 --> 00:20:24,678 because Germany didn't exist until then again. 388 00:20:24,727 --> 00:20:26,843 l know it's weird, but it's technically true. 389 00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:29,640 That is silly and l lost 20 points for it. 390 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:31,120 (Laughs) Oh dear. 391 00:20:31,167 --> 00:20:34,762 - l knew that was going to happen. - All right, we'll make up for it this way, Alan. 392 00:20:34,807 --> 00:20:37,196 Name something, fingers on buzzers, invented by the Swiss? 393 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:39,477 - (Cuckoo clock) - The cuckoo clock. 394 00:20:39,527 --> 00:20:42,485 - Oh dear! - (Alarm) 395 00:20:42,527 --> 00:20:44,438 Oh, no! 396 00:20:44,487 --> 00:20:47,399 (German accent) lt was a Tcherman invention, l fear. 397 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,484 - Chocolate. - Not chocolate itself, no. 398 00:20:50,527 --> 00:20:54,076 l'll give you a few. Well, Velcro is a good one. 399 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,516 Well, milk chocolate, you see, l think you should give yourself some points, 400 00:20:56,567 --> 00:20:58,603 because milk chocolate they did invent. 401 00:20:58,647 --> 00:21:02,196 What, got some chocolate and put milk in it? That's not an invention. 402 00:21:02,247 --> 00:21:05,444 - (Stephen) But it was certainly impressive. - lt's not even close to being an invention. 403 00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:07,955 - Cellophane, that was important. - (Jeremy) Oh, wow! 404 00:21:08,007 --> 00:21:09,360 (Stephen) Now... 405 00:21:09,407 --> 00:21:12,843 Dr Jacques Brandenberger in 1908 invented cellophane. 406 00:21:12,887 --> 00:21:17,165 Rayon, the first of the proper man-made fibres, rayon. 407 00:21:17,207 --> 00:21:20,324 And the Swiss army knife. What can you tell us about the Swiss army knife? 408 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:23,006 You can use it to cut your toenails? 409 00:21:23,047 --> 00:21:25,277 - lt's always got a name on it. - Equinox or something like that. 410 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:29,684 Oh, very close. Victorinox. Named after Victoria, the inventor's mother, 411 00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:31,763 - and inox, which is the... - (Alan) Half a point. 412 00:21:31,807 --> 00:21:34,321 ...international symbol for stainless steel. 413 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:37,040 But that was only the German-speaking Swiss army knife. 414 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,078 A few years later, the French invented one... 415 00:21:39,127 --> 00:21:42,802 - (John) With a little white flag on it. - Well... No. (Laughs) 416 00:21:43,727 --> 00:21:45,558 Very good. 417 00:21:46,047 --> 00:21:51,405 Well, oddly enough, they both have got the Swiss cross on it, 418 00:21:51,447 --> 00:21:53,563 but they're bitter rivals, one calls themselves the original 419 00:21:53,607 --> 00:21:55,120 and the other the genuine. 420 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:58,637 And the Swiss army meticulously buys 50 per cent from one company 421 00:21:58,687 --> 00:22:01,201 and 50 per cent of its supplies from the other. 422 00:22:01,247 --> 00:22:05,923 There you are. The only difference is the very first one has the shield stamp 423 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:08,640 of its flag and the other one just has the flag. 424 00:22:08,687 --> 00:22:12,077 The first cuckoo clock was designed and made by Franz Anton Ketterer 425 00:22:12,127 --> 00:22:17,520 in the village Schonwald near Triberg in the Schwarzwald. 426 00:22:18,607 --> 00:22:21,963 Black Forest. ln about 1738. 427 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,475 The Swiss have the highest 428 00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:26,836 motorcycle ownership in the world. 429 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,242 - (Stephen) Do they? - And the highest gun ownership. 430 00:22:29,287 --> 00:22:33,485 Eight million guns in private hands from a population of six million. 431 00:22:33,527 --> 00:22:36,963 l once had the pleasure of being stopped in a car in Switzerland, 432 00:22:37,007 --> 00:22:39,646 which l was told by the policeman was too loud. 433 00:22:39,687 --> 00:22:42,485 They measured it and said, "lt's too loud, you're not allowed to use this car any more." 434 00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:46,406 And at no point mentioned the machine gun on my driver's seat. 435 00:22:46,447 --> 00:22:50,156 A loaded machine gun, no, just not interested. 436 00:22:50,207 --> 00:22:52,357 "This exhaust, on the other hand, matey boy, 437 00:22:52,407 --> 00:22:55,046 "you're on foot from here on in." 438 00:22:55,087 --> 00:22:57,317 Well, that brings us to our last question. 439 00:22:57,367 --> 00:23:00,837 Now, the year is 1792. 440 00:23:00,887 --> 00:23:02,878 lt was a notable year for a number of reasons. 441 00:23:02,927 --> 00:23:05,566 lt was the year the guillotine was first used. 442 00:23:05,607 --> 00:23:08,121 (Alan) Which was last used in 1960. 443 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,283 - A point for that. - No, because it's not true. 444 00:23:10,327 --> 00:23:11,726 - You're wrong. - lt is true. 445 00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:16,557 (Stephen) No, it isn't. We'll come to that, l'm afraid. 1977. 446 00:23:16,607 --> 00:23:19,997 The last French... Sorry, no. 447 00:23:20,047 --> 00:23:22,481 lt was a one-legged French criminal 448 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,563 who was guillotined in 1977. 449 00:23:24,607 --> 00:23:26,962 1792 was the year the guillotine was first used 450 00:23:27,007 --> 00:23:29,601 and the year of birth of the inventor of the computer 451 00:23:29,647 --> 00:23:33,162 and the death of the man after whom the sandwich is named. 452 00:23:33,207 --> 00:23:35,243 - What was invented... - Lord Sandwich. 453 00:23:35,287 --> 00:23:36,720 Yes. 454 00:23:39,447 --> 00:23:43,156 Well, it wasn't going to be Nora Buttie, was it? 455 00:23:43,207 --> 00:23:44,606 (Jeremy) Charles Babbage. 456 00:23:44,647 --> 00:23:47,036 Charles Babbage, you're right, is the inventor of the computer, 457 00:23:47,087 --> 00:23:49,362 - so you've all added to that. - Difference engine. 458 00:23:49,407 --> 00:23:52,240 - Yes, the difference engine. - l know how many were at his funeral. 459 00:23:52,287 --> 00:23:54,278 - (Stephen) Oh, go on. - Three. 460 00:23:54,327 --> 00:23:56,443 Only three people went to his funeral. 461 00:23:56,487 --> 00:23:59,320 None of his friends turned up because he was a laughing stock by the time he died, 462 00:23:59,367 --> 00:24:01,244 and he'd invented the computer. 463 00:24:01,287 --> 00:24:03,721 - Which was only recently... - They rebuilt one, didn't they? 464 00:24:03,767 --> 00:24:06,281 Science Museum, and turned it, and it works. 465 00:24:06,327 --> 00:24:10,684 ln Vietnam, the guillotine was last used in 1960. 466 00:24:19,447 --> 00:24:22,439 However, in France, in 1977... 467 00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:23,476 En France. 468 00:24:23,527 --> 00:24:26,678 En France, exactly, en France. 469 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:31,361 Has anyone survived it? 470 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:36,001 Well, do you remember Jim Dale in the film... 471 00:24:36,047 --> 00:24:40,120 - lf you survive it, you can go. - That smarts. That smarts. 472 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:43,204 Savlon! Bit of Savlon! Anything! 473 00:24:43,247 --> 00:24:47,365 - (Stephen) Guillotine be gone. - The head just flopping over like that. 474 00:24:47,407 --> 00:24:49,841 Do you remember Jim Dale in the Carry On film, you know, 475 00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:52,447 Don't Lose Your Head, and he's just being guillotined, 476 00:24:52,487 --> 00:24:55,923 it's the French Revolution and they say, "There's a note for you from Robespierre," 477 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:59,846 and he says, "Leave it in the basket, l'll read it later on." 478 00:24:59,887 --> 00:25:03,277 Well, there's a horrible truth to that, because of course it was maintained 479 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:06,319 by contemporary witnesses that a lot of the heads 480 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,959 were quite sentient... 481 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,475 - for some time after decapitation. - They twitched. 482 00:25:10,527 --> 00:25:12,961 They're going, "You bastards!" 483 00:25:14,207 --> 00:25:18,086 lf they were there long enough, you'd get some weirdo who'd want to marry them. 484 00:25:18,127 --> 00:25:20,800 - Well, the tricoteuses, who sat knitting... - Start writing to them. 485 00:25:20,847 --> 00:25:23,281 "Ooh, l love you. 486 00:25:23,327 --> 00:25:25,841 - "Will you marry me?" - Our question is, 487 00:25:25,887 --> 00:25:29,357 what was invented at Cambridge University in 1792? 488 00:25:29,407 --> 00:25:31,238 Was it girls? 489 00:25:31,287 --> 00:25:36,122 Not... No, we had to wait about a hundred years before girls arrived. 490 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:37,805 (Jeremy) Was it homosexuality? 491 00:25:37,847 --> 00:25:42,045 That had been going on at Cambridge and still, l proudly claim, to this day. 492 00:25:43,687 --> 00:25:45,518 - What goes on at Cambridge? - Studying. 493 00:25:45,567 --> 00:25:48,081 Studying, and at the end of studying is? 494 00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:49,924 - Exams. - ls exams. 495 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,435 How do you know when someone's done well in an exam? 496 00:25:52,487 --> 00:25:54,478 - The person who marks it. - Who marks it. 497 00:25:54,527 --> 00:25:56,802 And where did this idea of marking exams come from? 498 00:25:56,847 --> 00:26:00,203 - (Jeremy) 1792. - lt was invented in Cambridge, right. 499 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:03,603 So the written exam was invented there in 1792? 500 00:26:03,647 --> 00:26:05,365 ln Cambridge in 1792 501 00:26:05,407 --> 00:26:08,126 by professor of chemistry, Farish his name was. 502 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:11,523 Before that you would speak in Latin, you'd be asked questions, you'd answer. 503 00:26:11,567 --> 00:26:14,877 But they were starting to be paid in piecework with the industrial revolution, 504 00:26:14,927 --> 00:26:17,122 and they decided they'd process a lot more students 505 00:26:17,167 --> 00:26:20,796 if they got them to write down what they knew and then someone would mark them 506 00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:23,520 and give them an award according to how well they'd done. 507 00:26:23,567 --> 00:26:26,081 l've learned one thing that is quite interesting. 508 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,038 You see? 509 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,636 ln fact, if this show had been made before 1792, 510 00:26:31,687 --> 00:26:33,757 it's scoring system would have been regarded 511 00:26:33,807 --> 00:26:35,957 as even more weird and innovative, wouldn't it? 512 00:26:36,007 --> 00:26:38,885 Which brings me to wonder what scores you have given yourself. 513 00:26:38,927 --> 00:26:41,919 So, let's have a look, let's start with you, Xander. 514 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:45,676 - Minus seven. - Minus seven, right. 515 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:48,002 - Minus 29. - (Stephen) Minus 29. 516 00:26:48,047 --> 00:26:49,480 - John, what have you got? - Plus seven. 517 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:54,203 - Plus seven, he's given himself. - l've got minus 85 and a half. 518 00:26:54,247 --> 00:26:55,521 This is very interesting. 519 00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:58,718 Now, l did say if anyone was spot on the money, what did l say would happen? 520 00:26:58,767 --> 00:27:01,042 They'd have sex. 521 00:27:03,007 --> 00:27:06,795 l think the wish is father of the thought there, young Alan, 522 00:27:06,847 --> 00:27:09,759 l know how... But no. 523 00:27:11,167 --> 00:27:15,206 Someone around this table has got their score exactly right 524 00:27:15,247 --> 00:27:16,965 according to our scoring computer 525 00:27:17,007 --> 00:27:20,682 and that person is Alexander Armstrong with minus seven. 526 00:27:20,727 --> 00:27:23,525 - (Applause) - Honest. Honest John. 527 00:27:24,887 --> 00:27:28,084 - Which means you get another minus 40? - l think so, yeah. 528 00:27:30,287 --> 00:27:34,280 So, your plus score takes you definitely into the lead, 529 00:27:34,327 --> 00:27:36,158 you're the winner with 93 points. 530 00:27:36,207 --> 00:27:41,361 ln second place with zero is Jeremy, did a lot better than he thought. 531 00:27:46,327 --> 00:27:49,239 And in third place, because he did fall into a few of our traps, 532 00:27:49,287 --> 00:27:51,118 with minus ten is John Sessions. 533 00:27:55,087 --> 00:27:57,885 But only 33 out, in last place, 534 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:00,157 with minus 52, Alan Davies! 535 00:28:03,007 --> 00:28:04,998 Well, there we go. 536 00:28:06,807 --> 00:28:08,604 That's just about it from Ql. 537 00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:11,764 My thanks to fellow invigilators Jeremy, Xander, John and Alan. 538 00:28:11,807 --> 00:28:15,720 Till next week, l leave you with this quite interesting question. 539 00:28:15,767 --> 00:28:20,477 What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 540 00:28:20,527 --> 00:28:22,961 One in fifty million has a chance of becoming 541 00:28:23,007 --> 00:28:24,998 a human being. 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