1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,440 This programme contains some strong language. 2 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:38,200 Good evening and welcome to QI. 3 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:42,640 So my first question is about ova, spelt O-V-A. 4 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:46,800 You can't learn to ski-jump without breaking legs 5 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,200 and you can't make an omelette without? 6 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,360 Breaking eggs. 7 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,760 Yeah! 8 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,880 And we're off and running. What? 9 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,680 Yes. But you're going to show us how you can. 10 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:01,200 You can make an omelette without breaking eggs into a pan, 11 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,880 it's called a golden egg, as we shall demonstrate. 12 00:01:03,880 --> 00:01:06,080 What you need to do is... 13 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,600 Get a chicken. 14 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,920 An egg. It's in a pair of tights. Well, it's in a stocking. 15 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:12,120 A stocking, oh, right. So I'm going to pass this to you 16 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,760 and what you need to do is you need basically to break the membrane that 17 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:19,040 is round the egg yolk, that is called the vitelline membrane, 18 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:20,480 that's the protein fibres. 19 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,880 And what you do is you spin it, like this, and you're trying 20 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:25,160 to shake the egg... 21 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,080 Actually one of the good things, when you let go 22 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:29,520 it does that. I've got a very expensive suit on at this point. 23 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,400 Ah, OK. Just spin it gently, 24 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,720 would be the thing, yes. 25 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:38,680 I don't think we've ever had anybody who's worn expensive clothing 26 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,760 on this show before. 27 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,960 Woohoo! 28 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:44,920 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 29 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,800 It is a really cheap children's toy, isn't it? 30 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,000 Have you broken yours? 31 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:55,000 You spin it and you mix up the egg inside the shell. 32 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:57,040 Right. It's actually quite tough to do. 33 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,480 "I canna make it go any further, Jim!" 34 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:03,160 And then you boil it and it will... 35 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,200 When you remove the shell, it will reveal that it is an omelette. 36 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,080 That's what a man looks like... 37 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:09,880 That's a bloke, innit? ..In tights. 38 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,680 I'm sure we could ask Grayson. 39 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:14,400 Is this what a man looks like in tights? 40 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,160 Grayson, I'm so sorry. I tell you, if my skirt 41 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,120 was any shorter. Yes. 42 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,960 Let's have a look at the below-the-desk cam. 43 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:25,320 Oh, there we go! 44 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:34,880 Which is the odd one out out of these four? 45 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:39,880 Mmm... well... Three. 46 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:42,040 Number three? 47 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,240 Not number three. I mean, this feels like this is... 48 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,920 I can't... Yeah. I think the last one that we pick is going to be 49 00:02:46,920 --> 00:02:48,720 the good one, right? Do you think? 50 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,240 One. 51 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,880 Aw! 52 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,080 Does someone get paid when that sound effect goes off? 53 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,680 It feels like somebody... 54 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,360 They've been waiting 15 years for that gag. 55 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,160 There are lots of what we call augmented animals, 56 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,520 so animals who make themselves look a bit different. 57 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,400 One of my favourites, Uraba lugens caterpillar. 58 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,920 It keeps its old heads and wears them as hats. 59 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,040 What?! 60 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,840 Oh, my God! 61 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,880 That is hoarding gone mad. 62 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,000 As it grows, it sheds its exoskeleton 63 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,360 and the protrusion on the top of the head remains, 64 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:37,960 and eventually it has a stack, which it uses both as a weapon 65 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:40,360 and as a false target for any would-be predators. 66 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,440 It's known as the Mad Hatterpillar. 67 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,200 Yeah. Yeah, I mean it would be, wouldn't it? Yeah. 68 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:46,680 Found in Australia and New Zealand. 69 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,440 Isn't it wonderful? That's incredible. 70 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,640 He doesn't even need that. 71 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,280 Look... look how much you'd remember him anyway. Yeah. 72 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,080 You know the one, do you remember the guy? You met him last week. 73 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,160 He had five heads on his... Five heads as a hat. 74 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,400 Five Head Gary, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,720 Is this a sardine or a pilchard? 76 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,080 Bill? Pilchard. 77 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,040 OK. Is that the name, the pilchard? Try again. 78 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,440 Yes? 79 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,920 Sardine. Sardine, yeah! 80 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,440 So... 81 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,720 Yes? Dolphin! 82 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,160 If it were an optical illusion, it would be red. 83 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,760 It would therefore be a red...? 84 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:30,120 Snapper! 85 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:33,760 Easy, easy. Wow! Easy. 86 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,160 I want that as a ring tone. 87 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,080 Wow. "Snapper!" 88 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,160 I've got a text. 89 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,200 I am aroused. 90 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,960 That is fantastic. Wow! Be brilliant that, as a gif. 91 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,760 Make that into a gif. Oh, Nellie. 92 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:48,800 "Snapper!" Again, again. Again... 93 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:52,120 Can you do it one more time, Claudia? ..But right in my face. 94 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,720 Very loud, quick snapper, come on. 95 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,520 Come on. Ready? I am ready. 96 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:03,080 - Yeah. Go on. - So, if it was an optical illusion and it was red, it would be a red...? 97 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,160 So the etymology of "ocean", 98 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,080 anybody know where it comes from? 99 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,960 Billy, it's named after Billy. 100 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,680 Billy. 101 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:21,360 It's Greek, Oceanus. 102 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,080 The great river or sea surrounding, well, 103 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,440 the only known land masses at the time, which is Eurasia and Africa, 104 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,760 and the river was personified by Oceanus, 105 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,920 son of Uranus for the earth, and Gaia from the sky. 106 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,960 A muscular fellow, wasn't he? 107 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,440 He looks like he owns, like, a Shoreditch coffee bar. 108 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:46,560 "Oh, my God, we've got every sort of coffee you could imagine," 109 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,560 "we've got the stuff made by weasels." 110 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:49,600 "We've got..." 111 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:52,080 He was married to his sister. 112 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,160 Listen, don't knock it till you've tried it. 113 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,760 How many kids do you think they had, he and his sister Tethys? 114 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,440 Three kids, six heads. 115 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,240 There's another one, which is a beetle that lives in the Costa Rican rain forest. 116 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,120 It's called Nymphister kronaueri, 117 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,320 and it disguises itself as an army ant's bottom. 118 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:20,680 So, that looks like it's just an ant, 119 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,840 but the bit that is a protrusion, 120 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,440 as if the ant has got terrible haemorrhoids, is actually a beetle. 121 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,160 And what it does is, it bites onto the ant and then it rides around 122 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,520 disguised as an army ant's bottom. Wow. 123 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,200 What a life. We've all done it! What a life, I know! 124 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:41,160 Do you think the ant knows what's happening... 125 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,160 ..why it's got an extra bum? 126 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,120 Or do you think the ant is like, "Oh, my God, 127 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:48,520 "the piles are back?" Yeah. 128 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,680 Well, it would keep going like that, wouldn't it? 129 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,920 Yeah. "What the hell is that?" 130 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,320 "There's something, I'm sure there's something..." 131 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,840 And the beetle's like that... 132 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,920 Oooh... Suddenly, you're the Kardashian of ants. 133 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,760 Oh, no, no. 134 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,000 "You never see me." 135 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:07,400 And every now and then it goes... 136 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,080 Can you hear something? I can hear something! 137 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:12,080 But then the ant will shit in its face. 138 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,120 "Oh, you ruined it!" 139 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:17,200 "You were behind me, you stupid beetle!" 140 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,360 All the other ants are going, "You don't", 141 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,280 "you haven't put on any weight, you look fine!" 142 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,560 "Oh, really, are you sure?" "You look fine." 143 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,480 And then the five head caterpillar going, 144 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,840 "Have you seen him? He's hanging onto his arse!" 145 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:31,200 "Well he can't possibly be living down there." 146 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,560 "He is, he's on his arse." 147 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,120 "There's a beetle on the ant's arse." 148 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,840 "There's a beetle on the ant's arse?!" 149 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,800 "Yes, there's a beetle, I can see it from here." 150 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:41,360 "Swap places, swap places." 151 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,880 "Oh, hold on..." 152 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,320 "Oh, there is, oh, there is, there's a beetle on the ant's arse." 153 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,880 "Go and have a look." 154 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:52,440 "I can't get up there, why am I always at the bottom?" 155 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,360 Now, doctors, what's your diagnosis here? 156 00:08:07,760 --> 00:08:09,800 He'd fallen asleep on a stag do. 157 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,160 He was running a circus school... The world's worst. 158 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,920 ..and his students hated him. 159 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:17,560 It's a party game, is it? 160 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,480 Pin the sword on the nutter. 161 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,280 So, this is possibly one of the earliest anatomical drawings for medics. 162 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,560 He was known as the Wound Man. 163 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:32,560 It's a medieval image, first printed in a book, 1491, in Venice. 164 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:36,080 It's all the various things, so he's been injured, if you look there, 165 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,880 with daggers, he's been shot with arrows, he's been lacerated, 166 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,520 he's been stung by bees, scorpions, been clubbed in the head, 167 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,360 bitten by a dog, scratched by thorns, 168 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,360 blasted by cannonballs, he's definitely got plague and bad spots, 169 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,160 and he appears to have a toad in his stomach. 170 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:51,360 So it's, as it were, the contents page to the book. 171 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,960 What a shame, though, for a guy 172 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:55,600 who obviously looks after himself and goes to the gym... 173 00:08:57,240 --> 00:08:59,160 ..to go down like that. 174 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:00,800 He eats paleo. Yeah. 175 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,520 You know, he's really healthy, thought he'd have a long life, 176 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,920 and then... All of those things happen to him. 177 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,320 He's a curious contradiction, though, cos he doesn't 178 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,720 look after his appearance enough to remove a sword from his head. 179 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,000 No. 180 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:15,240 But he does buy his underwear in Agent Provocateur. 181 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,600 Yeah. 182 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:19,280 They're quite snug. 183 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,080 They are on the tight side, aren't they? 184 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,560 Yeah. Ironically, that's the most pain he's in. 185 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:31,960 It's time for a round of that evergreen parlour game favourite... 186 00:09:35,680 --> 00:09:39,520 OK, let's have a look at our skeletons. 187 00:09:39,520 --> 00:09:42,120 And who's going to start with number one, 188 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,000 and be specific, please? 189 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,240 Its teeth haven't come through. 190 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,960 You're absolutely right, it's a child, 191 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,000 because you can actually see the adult teeth waiting to... 192 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,200 Oh, no, it's not that cute kid! 193 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:54,680 It's not that child, is it? 194 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,760 No, it's not that child, OK? 195 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,440 It's another child that we don't care about! 196 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,800 But that, that poor kid is a model, 197 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,320 and then his parents might be just flicking through the TV 198 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,160 and they're like, "Argh!" 199 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,160 This looks like you've spun the world's worst fruit machine. 200 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,080 You can see the teeth waiting to come through there. 201 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:23,440 So the process of the old teeth being pushed out 202 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:24,720 is called exfoliation. 203 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,840 We moved house recently, and behind the U-bend under the sink, 204 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,200 we found this tobacco tin full of children's teeth. 205 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,600 Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. 206 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,680 Is that where the Tooth Fairy puts them? Yes! 207 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:38,400 And I didn't know what we should do with them, and I felt really bad, 208 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,120 cos they were obviously the people who lived in the house before us, 209 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:42,480 and it's like a family heirloom. 210 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:45,160 So I asked our neighbour if they had a forwarding address for them, 211 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,280 and they were like, "Yeah, sure." And I... 212 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:51,760 I sent it to them, and I felt really good about myself, 213 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,720 and then I was talking to my other neighbour, 214 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,520 and she said, "That's so weird, cos they didn't have children." 215 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:01,920 Oh, my God. 216 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,280 So I just sent a complete stranger a tin of children's teeth. 217 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,280 Right, moving on... 218 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,240 This is absolutely true. 219 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,160 I'm the only person I know who has a mark on their hand 220 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:18,040 from setting fire to a condom. 221 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,040 Yeah, don't do this, OK. 222 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,840 I was making a retractable knife for a play at university, 223 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,320 and I had conceived the idea that a condom inside the mechanism 224 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,240 would stop it making a sort of clunking noise. 225 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,280 Anyway, it didn't. And I didn't know then that condoms 226 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:33,560 come in packs of five, but I'd used one, so I thought, 227 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,800 "Well, I can't even make a glove for washing-up," 228 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:38,240 "so what shall I do with the other four?" 229 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,240 And I didn't want people to find them in my room. 230 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,320 So I thought, "Well, I'll set fire to it." 231 00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,320 So I got a match and I held the condom like this, 232 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:47,520 and if you set fire to the end of a condom, the tight bit at the end, 233 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,520 it separates itself from the rest of the condom, 234 00:11:49,520 --> 00:11:51,840 flies in a little arc and embeds itself in your hand. 235 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,800 I'm just warning you now. 236 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,160 Why didn't you just put them in the bin, Sandi? 237 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,320 Stuff them in a chicken, that's what I'd do. 238 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,960 Stuff them in a chicken?! 239 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,040 What, one that's just walking past? 240 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,320 Good hiding place for stuff, isn't it, chickens? Chickens? 241 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,200 I'd stuff the chicken in it and use it as a nice roasting bag. 242 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,680 Keep the juices in, 243 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:17,040 they're definitely not going to escape at the end. 244 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,480 But at some point, the end of the condom's going to separate 245 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,400 and burst itself through the oven door. 246 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,880 And that's how you know the chicken's ready! 247 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:31,080 What we're going to do now is we're going to test out 248 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,320 how a dog does on sniffing things out. 249 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,920 I have here some contraband, 250 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,320 which I am going to give to you, Alan. 251 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,440 OK. And what I would like you to do is put it in your pocket. 252 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:43,280 Put it in my... And go and hide in the audience. 253 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,800 Go and hide in Croydon. 254 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,000 So the audience have got special masks to put on, 255 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,240 so if they could put, those who've got masks could put them on. 256 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,360 Oh, my God! It's terrifying. 257 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:57,440 Argh, it's like a sea of... It's awful. It's completely terrifying! 258 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:02,880 Oh, God! Now this is a very special episode of Jonathan Creek. 259 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,200 There you go. I never thought I'd be involved 260 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,720 in a live game of Where's Wally. 261 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,960 OK. We now welcome, please, to the studio, from the RAF Police, 262 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,360 Corporal Sam Robson Rodriguez and Rex. 263 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,760 Sam, thank you so much for coming in 264 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,920 and supplying us with the dummy contraband. 265 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,640 Tell me about Rex, and what his job is? 266 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,960 Well, Rex is a five-year-old black lab. 267 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,480 His main job is to search for drugs, 268 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,440 anywhere we want to put him, basically. 269 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:42,640 And how's he trained? How do you make him be able to do that? 270 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:44,600 Well, we start searching for, like, their toys, 271 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:46,680 and then we just associate the toys with the drugs. 272 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,480 Then, in their head, they'll think they're searching for their toy, 273 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,440 whereas in fact we want them to search for drugs. 274 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,560 And how many scents can Rex recognise, do you think? 275 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,040 He's trained in all the main scents, 276 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,240 and basically anything that you can make out of that. 277 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,000 So he looks keen to get going. He does. 278 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,920 Right, Sam, please, over to you, my lovely. 279 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,400 Yeah, thank you very much. 280 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,000 Rex. Come here. I do hope nobody in the audience has got anything. 281 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,000 Do you know what? I really hope somebody does. 282 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:16,360 That would be... wouldn't that just be the best bit of telly ever, 283 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,680 if you just... if he dragged someone to the floor and just, 284 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,200 just dragged them out? 285 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,080 A live drug bust on QI. 286 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,840 He's so far ignoring everybody. 287 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:28,520 So that's good for that side. 288 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:33,040 How will he... how will he show, if he knows? 289 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,840 They have either a stand indication or a sit indication. 290 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,600 Oh. Is he sniffing your crotch, Alan? 291 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,880 Is it in your left pocket? Oh, my God! 292 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,680 Let's have a round of applause, please, for Rex and Sam. 293 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,920 Sam and Rex, very good, thank you very much. 294 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:00,640 When is it cool to wet your pants? 295 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,640 Is it when it's, like, in a hot situation? 296 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,720 Obviously, we're going to be, yes, somewhere hot. 297 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,440 Is it to do with jellyfish, you know, when you have to pee on a...? 298 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:12,960 Cos my daughter got stung by a jellyfish in South Africa. Right. 299 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,760 And she was crying, really upset, and so I pulled my tankini, 300 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,120 which is what older women wear instead of a bikini, 301 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,120 I pulled it to the side to pee, 302 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,600 and the sight of my pulled-to-the-side gusset 303 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,400 fully stopped her crying. Yes, I would imagine. 304 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,040 It worked really well. 305 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:29,760 And she begged me not to pee on the sting. No. Is it to do...? No? 306 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,400 Does she still have dreams about this? 307 00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,480 She does, yeah, and, you know, we're working on it. 308 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,200 It's best. OK. We're working it through. 309 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:37,760 I think we're all going to have dreams about it, aren't we? 310 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:43,200 Now, name an endangered mammal that eats bamboo. 311 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,840 Panda! 312 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,160 Hey! 313 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:51,720 Not so, why? 314 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:55,160 Bill, any idea? Well, they're not that endangered. 315 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,880 They're no longer endangered. 316 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:58,400 Oh, they're all over the place. 317 00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:01,120 They're vulnerable. You can't go in any shopping centre in London 318 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,240 without them taking up all the seats. 319 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:05,840 Yeah. Elephants eat bamboo, is there a right answer? 320 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,640 There is a right answer, but it isn't panda, 321 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:10,280 because they are no longer designated as endangered. 322 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:13,000 Tree sloths. It's a golden bamboo...? 323 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,640 ..eater... lemur. 324 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,960 There, look, how cute is that? Aww. 325 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,800 Look at his little face! 326 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,880 Aah, look, cute. And then a bird of prey! 327 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,200 There's only the two of us left now! 328 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,520 Phone the World Wildlife Fund. Stop eating the bamboo! 329 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:32,480 That's why they see us! 330 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,920 We're making the same mistakes again and again and again! 331 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,880 We need to adapt to new habitats! 332 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,400 Shut up, I'm eating all the bamboo before the bird comes back! 333 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:51,720 I love bamboo, I bloody love it! 334 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,600 You can do so much with it. You can grill it, you can fry it. 335 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,240 You can chop it up and... 336 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,760 You can make scaffolding out of it, for building a lemur house. 337 00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,120 It's a very flexible plant, everyone knows that! 338 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,360 You can make a xylophone out of it, for God's sake! 339 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,440 There's loads of it, why are we dying out?! 340 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,520 We should be thriving. We're not having enough sex. 341 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,000 No. 342 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,920 It doesn't really look like bamboo, though, 343 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,400 I mean, it looks like he's crimping the end of a joint. 344 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,640 "Yeah, let's crimp it, here we are, that's that." 345 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,440 "Right, OK, come on everyone." 346 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,680 The Camberwell Carrot. Yeah. 347 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,880 Now, you'll need to sort the sheep from the goats. 348 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:36,120 So let's play... 349 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,920 This has really dumbed down, hasn't it? 350 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,840 I like it, I like it. This show used to be something. I mean... 351 00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,040 What is the difference between a sheep and a goat? 352 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:57,400 I think it's something that they do, rather than what they look like. 353 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:01,200 The simplest way to tell them apart is that goats' tails point upwards. 354 00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,600 That is the easiest way. 355 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,520 It's almost like they're asking for it. 356 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:09,680 Don't listen to him, he's a bad man! 357 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:12,120 That is a kind of... That's why they have the horns, right? 358 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,040 That's the whole point of the horns. Yeah. 359 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,880 Don't listen to him, either! 360 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,400 They're both terrible men. 361 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,400 So sorry. 362 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,200 So another clear distinction is kind of a martial arts style. 363 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,320 So rams back up and charge in order to butt heads, 364 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,880 whereas billies will rear up. Look at that, that's fantastic. 365 00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,920 They'll rear up on their hind legs and try and nut their opponent there. 366 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:35,440 Oh, OK. And when the two species fight each other, 367 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:38,520 the ram style gives an advantage, cos he hits the billy in the middle, 368 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,920 amidships, there. But also, another difference between them is, 369 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,440 they look different. 370 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:49,040 They look different. Spelt differently. 371 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,360 Tails. 372 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:52,760 They have different names. Different names. 373 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,880 OK. Let's find out whether you're right, 374 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,760 whether it is in fact cos they look different, as we play, 375 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,800 Sorting The Sheep From The Goats! 376 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,080 I'm telling you, Jimmy, you're going to be hosting this 377 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,800 before long. This quiz show. 378 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:14,160 OK, here we go, first picture. 379 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:15,840 Goat. Sheep, sheep. 380 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,720 In your face! 381 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,320 You had it, it's a sheep. 382 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,400 The giveaway is the long, floppy ears there. 383 00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,840 That's definitely a sheep. OK. 384 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,840 And the fact that it's a sheep. All right. 385 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,280 Next one. 386 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,120 Ah... Oh. Sheep. 387 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,960 It looks it. 388 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,840 Ha-ha, ha-ha! 389 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:39,240 Colin, say the opposite of what it looks like, I think that's the game. 390 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,840 Say the opposite. A dog. 391 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,600 It's an angora goat. 392 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,360 Next one. What are going for? 393 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:46,120 I'm saying sheep, cos it looks like a goat. 394 00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:48,920 OK, the main reason we know it's a sheep is cos the tail is down. 395 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,760 Tail's down! Oh! 396 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,200 OK. Next one. What do we reckon about this one? 397 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,560 Pig sheep. It is a pig. 398 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:03,640 It's a curly-coated Mangalitza from Austria or the borders of Hungary. 399 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,600 Actually, the really extraordinary thing was, 400 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:07,520 I talked about sheep's tails hanging down, 401 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:09,240 so about a quarter of the world's sheep 402 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,640 are what they call fat-tailed varieties. 403 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,440 They store fat in their tails. 404 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,600 Whoa! They've got booties. Yeah, just like a camel stores fat. 405 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,040 Can we show that? 406 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,080 What should I do if I spill red wine on the tablecloth? 407 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,880 So, gentlemen, 408 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,840 I'm going to give you a tablecloth 409 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:31,560 and you've got some wine between you. 410 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:33,920 Wine, yes. Wine, lovely wine. 411 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,280 All right, there we go. 412 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,400 If you think any of it's going on the tablecloth, 413 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,120 you are sadly mistaken. 414 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,120 A merry, merry, merry Christmas to you all. 415 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,160 I've had drinks with you before, and I suspect I am not mistaken. 416 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,120 OK, so... Pouring the red on. 417 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,160 Do a bit of red on. A little bit of red on there. 418 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:56,720 OK. Now, what would you do about that? 419 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,240 I've gone, "Ooh, my tablecloth!" What are you going to do? Oh! 420 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,640 Get me some white wine, get some white wine. White. 421 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:07,400 Can we try it, at least? You can give it a go, yeah. 422 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,200 I mean, it's a bit unfair to give us white wine and then have a go at us 423 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,640 for mentioning it, but... Yeah. OK, have a go. 424 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,000 So... It's gone, it's gone! Yes. 425 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,000 So, it will dilute the stain, 426 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,920 but it contains complex sugars. 427 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,920 It's perfectly possible that the white wine will discolour the cloth. 428 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:29,640 So you two, you've got a bit of carpet that you've spilled yours on. 429 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,160 I have seen that work, though. 430 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,880 Spill a bit of red. Shall I spill it? 431 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,240 Yeah, go on. It's Liberty Hall. 432 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,640 There we go. Oh, God. 433 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:38,720 Red on the carpet... Wow, you just went crazy! 434 00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:43,720 You assumed that you were doing just the one experiment did you, Holly? 435 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,160 And you were going to get it right first time out of the gate? 436 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:49,000 Right, Jason, what are you going to do? I've got all sorts here, so... 437 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,760 OK, go, yes. I think there's some, is that soda water? 438 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:55,040 Yes. That's... Is it water? Yes. Maybe a bit of salt? 439 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,720 OK, you were doing... 440 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,240 Not salt? Not salt. 441 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,040 Salt will absorb the wine initially, but it's also a fixative. 442 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,440 So unless you manage to get all the salt out, it's possible 443 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,040 that what you're actually doing is making the stain permanent. 444 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,800 Well, this is... this is doing a good job. 445 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,240 I mean, I'm getting... So the tip is, blot it... 446 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,400 I'd open the vinegar. So, again, the vinegar, 447 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,760 frankly no better than water, and extremely expensive. 448 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,760 What's this, then? No better than water. 449 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,360 It's also acidic, so it's going to possibly discolour the cloth. 450 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:25,560 It's going through the desk! It's going through the desk! 451 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:27,600 Argh, it's like Alien! 452 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,280 So the tip is... 453 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,720 Get Ripley! 454 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,040 The tip is to... Oh, no. Sorry, I splashed you. 455 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,320 Well, that's put that fire out. 456 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,680 That didn't work, Sandi. That didn't work, no. 457 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,560 What you need to do is blot it with kitchen paper. 458 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:53,280 I was going to take this notebook home. 459 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,680 Well, that's sorted that out, that's... 460 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,840 What did the Nazis call this? 461 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,040 Um... 462 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,600 Aaah... 463 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,040 Aah. Who's going to go for it? 464 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,600 Stephen? The future! 465 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,880 Not, I'm told they didn't call it a swastika? 466 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,920 They did not call it the swastika. They called it the Hakenkreuz. 467 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,840 It's the German for "hooked cross", 468 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,960 and in Germany, in fact, it's still referred to, 469 00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,080 except when discussing it in a neo-Nazi context, 470 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,720 in which case it's called the swastika. 471 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:37,960 But Hitler was mad for it. 472 00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:39,840 And after his party adopted the swastika, 473 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,280 he actually changed his signature to S Hitler, 474 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,160 because the shape of the S mimicked, there, you can see there, 475 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,760 it mimicked the shape of the swastika. "Sadolf." 476 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,280 Yes, Sadolf. 477 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,640 Sadolf Shitler. 478 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,840 Do you know what? I've never seen it. 479 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,400 Oh, Josh! 480 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,360 Oh, really, never? 481 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,880 You've never seen the...? 482 00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,800 ♪ You are 16, going on 17. ♪ 483 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,960 Yeah, it's like that, but with a tune. And... 484 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,040 Do you know, I was once lucky enough to meet Julie Andrews. Oh, wow. 485 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,040 It's the only time in my entire life I've been completely speechless. 486 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,560 Cos she wouldn't shut up? 487 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:29,600 She just kept asking me what my favourite things were, it was very annoying. 488 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,840 I'm not laughing, cos I don't know... Do you like string? 489 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,920 Do you like 'em tied up with string? 490 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,400 I bet you do, girl, I bet you do! 491 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,840 What's a deer, what's a female deer? Come on! 492 00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,400 Oh, Julie, leave me alone! 493 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,920 I'll get the puppets out, I'll get the puppets out. 494 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,440 Do you want to see the goatherd? 495 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,480 ♪ High on the hill. ♪ It wasn't me singing! 496 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,000 ♪ High on the hill. ♪ 497 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,960 I'm Maria, I'll be back with you, I'm Maria. 498 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:04,320 What's up, Julie? God! 499 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,160 I'll be honest, I understood none of that. 500 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,840 If you were on the moon and you jumped off... 501 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:22,600 Yes? Would you land on the Earth? 502 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,240 Hold on, hold on, what are you doing on the moon, anyway? 503 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,120 - Well, I don't know, maybe... - Have you been left behind by a spacecraft? 504 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,480 Yeah. You got an Uber and it went horribly wrong. 505 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:32,960 It depends which side you're on. 506 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,880 I just think, if you jumped off the moon, you would just fall, 507 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,760 - and you'd land on Earth. - Yeah. I don't think you'd be in a great state. 508 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,400 I mean, I think you'd be like Wound Man, 509 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,280 - by the time you got down. - Yeah, you would. 510 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,640 They know about space. This is my problem with the sea. 511 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,560 Right. They can tell us all kinds of things about planets and space 512 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,600 and other galaxies, they've been to the moon, allegedly, but they've... 513 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,520 ..not been to the bottom of the sea. 514 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,640 I've been to the bottom of the sea, in part of it. Have you? Yes. 515 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,680 What's down there? My feet. 516 00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,960 The fact is, nobody knows for sure 517 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,000 how to separate the sardines from the pilchards. 518 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,680 OK, in theory, how fast can this boat sail? 519 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:17,640 OK. Oh, the jib's broken. 520 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,400 Oh hang on a minute. Wait, wait, wait. 521 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,120 Oh, there we are. OK. Do it again. Is it depending on the wind? 522 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,640 Yes, one moment, hold that thought and I'll do it again. 523 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,200 OK, nobody knows for sure 524 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,240 how to separate the sardines from the pilchards. 525 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,040 In theory, how fast...? 526 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,760 Something about wind! 527 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,240 Oh, how unusual, a boy who came before I was ready. 528 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,560 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. 529 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,320 - Put your glasses on. - Sorry, it's happened again, sorry. - Back to square one. 530 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,920 - I'll see you tomorrow, same time. - See you tomorrow, bloody... 531 00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,360 I'm going to do it again. 532 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,320 OK, baby! 533 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,680 Well, you know what to do, don't you? 534 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,560 I'm ready, ready. Come on. 535 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,320 On and on and... 536 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,960 Just in an hour. Right. OK, here we go. 537 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,480 All right, then, I'm ready, I'm ready, baby. 538 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,000 Say the words, lady. 539 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,080 Bill, shut the fuck up! 540 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,520 Claudia, I'm going to bring out a yacht. 541 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,840 I'm excited about it. 542 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,560 And you're going to say, "Is it something to do with the wind?" 543 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,480 I want to do it! 544 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,800 I'm doing it! - OK. Go ahead. Shush! Put your wine away, 545 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:57,040 put your wine away. 546 00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,240 God, it's bloody, it's just like being at school. 547 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,040 "Put your wine away." 548 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,560 - Take your blindfold off. - Yeah. - Shut up, put your wine away. 549 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,560 Shut up, put your wine away! God! I'll tell you what... 550 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,880 Happiest days of our lives. Bloody hell! 551 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,640 Bovington Gurney Primary was a rough school of hard knocks, 552 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,400 I'm telling you. 553 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:21,760 "Here, Bailey, put your wine away and shut the fuck up!" 554 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:26,200 Right. Quiet! 555 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:32,080 Here we go. Nobody knows for sure 556 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,000 how to separate the sardines from the pilchards. 557 00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,760 In theory... 558 00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,440 ..how fast can this boat sail? 559 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,640 Claudia, what do you think? 560 00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:43,640 Is it...? 561 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:45,960 - Has it got something to do with wind? - Yes!