1 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:28,040 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 2 00:00:32,960 --> 00:00:36,879 Hello, and welcome to QI. 3 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,599 Now, what do vegetarian goatsuckers eat? 4 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:43,039 LAUGHTER 5 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,119 Right, I thought... Wow. Can you show that on television? 6 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,480 I think that's taking vaping too far. 7 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,799 Is that a goat bagpipe? It is a goat bagpipe. Oh. 8 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:55,359 He's done something odd to his hair. 9 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,200 Yeah, his hair, that's the problem with that picture! 10 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,919 So vegetarian goatsuckers, what do they eat? 11 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,919 He must eat the rest of the goat, surely, 12 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,759 before it becomes his instrument? 13 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,719 It's a vegetarian goatsucker. So... 14 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,879 Not goats! There's no use saying that... 15 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:13,719 What's a goatsucker? 16 00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:16,479 It's a kind of bird, it's an order of birds called goatsuckers. Oh. 17 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:18,719 And they were named because there was an ancient belief 18 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:21,639 that they lived nocturnally, sucking the milk from the teats of goats, 19 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,039 which sent them blind. Oh, God! Oh, I know. 20 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,199 It feels like a fun-size owl. Well... 21 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:29,159 Like, if you're like, "Oh, I want to get an owl, 22 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:30,959 "but I haven't got the space." Yeah. 23 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,959 "I'll get one of these." 24 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:35,999 They're called oilbirds, also known as guacharo. 25 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,119 And they are the only vegetarian species of goatsuckers. 26 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,159 Most goatsuckers eat insects, these oilbirds eat fruit. 27 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,799 Sorry, you said that like it's like a huge surprise to us. 28 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,039 What? We've only just heard they existed and you went, 29 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,199 "These are the only ones that are vegetarians!" 30 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,559 Well, I've just found out. 31 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,439 I mean, I literally couldn't care less. 32 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:53,799 LAUGHTER 33 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,479 And I'm speaking on behalf of everyone in the room when I say, 34 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,759 "No, really, these are the only vegetarian ones? 35 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,639 "Wow, let's get this down." 36 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:04,400 What are you talking about? You've lost your mind! 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,639 They live in caves in the northern part of South America. 38 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,359 Well, no wonder they're vegetarian, what is there to eat in there? 39 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,919 Well, the thing about them is they get so fat 40 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:19,039 from the fruit that they eat, that they become incredibly plump and 41 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:23,239 there's an annual oil harvest where people take the plump babies in 42 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:26,319 their thousands, the local people, and they render them for the oil. 43 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,159 Because apparently it's excellent for fuel and also for cooking. 44 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,759 Do they still suck the goats? Nobody sucks goats, it's... 45 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:35,799 Do you remember when Sandi had a breakdown on television 46 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,119 and she was talking about goatsuckers? 47 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,319 And then we just gave up. We asked about three times, 48 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:42,359 "What has this goat got to do with anything?" 49 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,079 And she just went, "Oh, it's a bird." 50 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,399 But then she kept on talking about goats for ages before, 51 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,359 but then we just let it go. People will look back on it as the tipping point. 52 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:50,919 They'll say it was one show too many, 53 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,879 and she explained to everyone, "It's the only vegetarian goatsucker, 54 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:55,839 "but it doesn't suck goats, doesn't even do it." 55 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,679 And she thought it made sense. Yeah, yeah. 56 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:00,519 It was an ancient belief that they sucked the teats of goats 57 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,959 for the milk, but they don't. 58 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,919 Sometimes in the old days they got things wrong. 59 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,839 LAUGHTER 60 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:10,639 I'd quite like to live in a cave. Would you? Why? 61 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,639 I don't know, I always like being in a cave. 62 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,199 LAUGHTER 63 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,319 Whenever I'm in a cave, I feel quite relaxed. 64 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:22,079 This is the weirdest therapy session of all time. 65 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:26,079 I went into some really big caves once, and it was great in there. 66 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,200 LAUGHTER 67 00:03:29,640 --> 00:03:32,360 I'd say whatever Sandi's got is catching. 68 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,399 And do you know what...? 69 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,959 If my calculations are correct, I think the wind's blowing that way. 70 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:42,480 I don't think Jason's got much hope. 71 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,119 OK, I've got some descriptions of perfumes 72 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,719 and I want you to guess which celebrity they come from, OK? 73 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,239 "Focused on the topic of decisiveness and persistence. 74 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:56,839 "Its composition is based on sophisticated shades of spices, 75 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,519 "which are blended with citruses over a masculine, elegant heart 76 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,320 "and a woody, leathery base." 77 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,039 # Smell the roses. # 78 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:07,559 Is it David Beckham? It is! What?! 79 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,840 APPLAUSE 80 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:14,079 Well done, two to go. 81 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:17,799 So it's called Beyond Forever. I love it. By David Beckham. 82 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,199 OK, here's the next one. Ready? 83 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,879 "The perfect accessory for the confident man determined to 84 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,719 "make his mark with passion, perseverance and drive. 85 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:28,759 "For those who aspire to create their own empire through personal 86 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:31,399 "achievement, this dynamic scent is both compelling 87 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,479 "and leaves a lasting impression. Bold notes..." 88 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,319 ROSS'S BUZZER 89 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,600 Ross? Is it Rory Bremner? 90 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,159 Rory could probably do this person, I would imagine. 91 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:45,599 Donald Trump... Yes! Yes! 92 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:49,640 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 93 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,839 I'm very, very pleased to actually have a... 94 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,119 BUZZER TRUMPS ..a trump sound. 95 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:03,359 It's called Empire, by Donald Trump. 96 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,359 Right, last one. Ready? 97 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:09,119 "Base notes are leather, peat fire, highland mud, burned rubber 98 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:11,039 "and white truffle." 99 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,480 # Smell the... # Yes, Nish? Is it Ross?! 100 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,279 Have you not got your own perfume in the...? 101 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,319 I've released many scents. 102 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,919 But not one that people would pay for. 103 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:29,079 I quite like the idea of a perfume called Noble Gas. 104 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,040 LAUGHTER Oh, yeah. 105 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,679 OK. 106 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:40,159 I'm going to carry on with this one. 107 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:44,039 "Heart notes are sharp and tempting with cigar, heather, fir and rubber. 108 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,559 "Top notes complete the fragrance with fresh, 109 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,079 "spiced notes of bergamot, black pepper, pine and whisky." 110 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,239 # Smell it too... # 111 00:05:52,240 --> 00:05:53,640 David Dickinson? 112 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,359 I would have to say "creosote" if it was David Dickinson. 113 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,719 It's a boy. Is it George Clooney? 114 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:03,959 No, it's the best name for a perfume ever, I think. 115 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,399 It is Cumming, by Alan Cumming. 116 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:09,320 LAUGHTER 117 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,079 And there are lots of words called orphaned negatives. 118 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:17,239 So these are words that have the opposites, 119 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,159 but nobody uses them, they are now obsolete. 120 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:23,559 So, what would be the opposite of ineffable? 121 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,999 Eff... Effable. Effable. But nobody ever uses it, 122 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,639 it's a perfectly good word, isn't it? I've heard people say that. 123 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,399 Effable - it's not effable? "Oh, he's got nice trousers on today. 124 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,359 "He's totally f-able." 125 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:36,960 LAUGHTER It makes sense... 126 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,760 I mean, that could be acceptable, in polite company. 127 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,679 Have you ever played the spoon game? What's the spoon game? 128 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:50,039 The spoon game is, you put a spoon in your mouth, a bit like that... 129 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:52,519 Yeah. Put your head down, put your head down, it won't hurt. 130 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:56,559 Put my what? Your head. Head down, right. 131 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,599 And you go like that. 132 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,920 Right. M-hm? Then... David, you can get up now. Thank you. 133 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:08,479 And then David will put the spoon in his mouth and I'll put my head down. 134 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,039 Yeah? And then a third person behind me will hit me 135 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,560 with incredible force with another spoon. 136 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,839 And it really, really hurts. Yes! 137 00:07:16,840 --> 00:07:18,439 So when you come up, you're enraged. 138 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,679 And then you put the spoon back in your mouth 139 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:23,079 and you really, really try as hard as you can. 140 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,679 And then they say, "Right..." And then the third person goes... 141 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,759 And it took me three goes before I thought, 142 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,559 "Hang on a minute, you're not doing that with a spoon in your mouth!" 143 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:36,039 What worried me is how compliant David was. 144 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:38,039 You had no idea. 145 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,999 I was just trying to look fun. 146 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,040 LAUGHTER 147 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,240 I've known you a long time, David, it's a new look. Yeah. 148 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,479 The important thing, although oestrogen is the primary 149 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,919 female sex hormone, of course men have it as well - 150 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,599 the same as women have testosterone. 151 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,039 And if men didn't have oestrogen, what would happen to them? 152 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,839 It's the light, it's the light. Everyone is looking at that picture, 153 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:04,519 it's the light. It's not what you think! 154 00:08:04,520 --> 00:08:07,279 It's just the light. 155 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:09,759 Why would you have swimming trunks made out of silk? 156 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:12,519 That's the most... I think those two women are going, 157 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:15,039 "If you could just leave us two alone...." Yeah. 158 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,999 So, men have to have oestrogen, and if they don't have oestrogen, 159 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,839 what happens to them? Do we know? They become ladies. No! 160 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,319 Well, they get a male menopause is the thing. 161 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:26,119 They start putting on weight and have a diminished libido. 162 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,399 It's like babies, when you're breast-feeding them, 163 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,079 at the beginning, little baby girls can have periods in the first 164 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:34,079 month, because they've taken your oestrogen. 165 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,359 I did not know that. Yeah, that's true... 166 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:39,399 Is this the first time you've ever had that experience? What? 167 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,119 Not knowing something? 168 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,240 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 169 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:53,159 Our perception of sharks is apparently shaped by footage 170 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:57,959 in nature documentaries, which tends to be accompanied by ominous music. 171 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:01,079 So the thing that really scares you in it is ominous music. 172 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:03,280 So here's one with silence. 173 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,200 Hello, my friend! 174 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,760 "Aaaah." 175 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,519 "Am I going to be on TV?" 176 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,439 Da-da-da-da-da! 177 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:22,719 "Aaaaawwwww!" 178 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,359 "Awwwww." 179 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,759 LAUGHTER 180 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:29,120 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. 181 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:34,439 Do you know what? There's a whole show for you, Alan, 182 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:36,400 in just doing fish impersonations. 183 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:40,679 We had the trout faking her orgasm last series. 184 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,159 We've done that. 185 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,480 LAUGHTER 186 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:52,080 Different orgasm, same trout. 187 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,719 Can you do a shark who then has an orgasm? 188 00:09:56,720 --> 00:09:58,600 Can you combine...? 189 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,959 "Aaah." 190 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,920 "Ah, oooh!" 191 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:10,919 Mildly surprised. Yeah. 192 00:10:10,920 --> 00:10:13,919 Because they don't know they're going to have an orgasm, 193 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,919 they haven't learnt about orgasms or experimented with themselves, 194 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,999 I imagine. And then when they have an orgasm the first time, 195 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:23,599 it must be very alarming. My worry is, watching you do them, 196 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:26,760 that you haven't seen someone have one before. 197 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:31,400 "Ooooh. Ooh, uh-oh!" 198 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,639 And then they go... When they do it for the second or the third time, 199 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:42,920 then they're much more, "Ooooooh, aah, aaah!" 200 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,160 "Aaaahhh!" 201 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,480 Is... Is everything OK at home, Alan? 202 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:57,519 What is the point of a tap in the ocean? 203 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,399 That's not a real picture. 204 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,719 LAUGHTER 205 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,159 It isn't a real picture, because in Britain 206 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:08,079 you'd have two taps for no reason at all. Yeah. 207 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,999 OK, I don't understand this. What?! 208 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,559 So you have a hot tap and you have a cold tap, right? Yes. 209 00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,319 Yes, well, how is that? So you're trying to wash your hands, 210 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:18,039 and what happens, you put it under the hot tap, you think, "Argh!" 211 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,639 And then you go for the cold tap, and go, "Argh!" 212 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,079 "Oh, hoo, hoo, hoo! Argh!" Yeah. 213 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,959 How is it the British haven't discovered there's a mixer tap?! 214 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,719 What...? It's the only excitement we get. Oh, is that...? 215 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,799 Did you find that baffling when you arrived? 216 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,679 I still find it baffling. Yeah, no. And I don't understand radiators. 217 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:37,439 Why you want to heat an entire house with a small hot metal 218 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,839 plate in the corner. It doesn't work! What would you do instead? 219 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:44,079 We have forced air in Canada, otherwise you freeze to death. 220 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,199 What do you have? A forced what? What? 221 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:48,879 Forced air, just the same as air-con. You know... Forced air-con? 222 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,239 Yeah. Yeah. I've never heard the term, I'm 40... Late forties. 223 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,199 LAUGHTER 224 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,519 I genuinely didn't know how old I was then! 225 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:58,279 But I've never... 226 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,959 I'm not going to bother sitting here working it out, 227 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,719 but, I mean, I'm 50 soon and I've never heard the term "forced air". 228 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:05,120 Well, not in that context. 229 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:09,599 I love the fact, Rhod, that I'm asking you some 230 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:14,239 quite complicated science questions and you don't know how old you are. 231 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,359 I'm about 49. You're about 49. Have you just worked it out? 232 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:18,640 Yeah. 233 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,599 I'm so used to saying I'm 50 in a few years. 234 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,959 I'm so used to saying that, that for a moment it stumped me. 235 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:27,879 No, but the thing is, though, it is quite good to know how old you are, 236 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,319 and the producer has just told me in my ear, Rhod, that you're 48! 237 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,400 LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE 238 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:46,119 OK, so for this I'm going to ask Aisling, please, to channel 239 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,479 Carol Vorderman for me, if you wouldn't mind. 240 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,159 Oh! So here is a pen. 241 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,559 So you've got to hold it up so that everybody can see. Yes. 242 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:55,639 So maybe Alan can help you with that. 243 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:58,919 Well, I think I'm all right. No, no, I mean hold it up 244 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,519 so that the audience can see what you're writing. 245 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,719 Oh, I see what you mean. Yes. 246 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:06,359 LAUGHTER 247 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:09,119 AMERICAN ACCENT: Thank God I got this big strong man with me 248 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,920 to help me carry this heavy old board. 249 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,679 There's a gentleman wearing a T-shirt that says 250 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,519 "Love Is..." Something. Any random number, please. 251 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:22,599 Just a single-digit number. Eight. 252 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:25,239 It wasn't a difficult question. Eight. 253 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:28,239 Not that many of them. Right, eight. Write that down, please. OK. 254 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,279 Just to warn you, you're going to write a three-digit number 255 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,159 and there's going to be quite a lot of numbers. So, eight. 256 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,279 Oh, dear God! 257 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,120 LAUGHTER 258 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,919 Could you just start again? OK. 259 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:49,279 That was just me having a gentle laugh, Sandi. I love it. 260 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,439 There is... Let's go right up the back, 261 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,759 the first row at the very back. 262 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:55,359 The blue shirt at the end. Two. 263 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,599 Two. Number two. OK. OK, there we go. 264 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,679 Oh, squeaky! Shut up, Debbie McGee! 265 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,679 And let's go over here, lady with a patterned top. Seven. 266 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,559 Seven. 827. OK. Whoa. 267 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:11,119 So what I want you to do now is reverse the digits underneath. 268 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,439 Oh, yes. 269 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:17,679 Oh, but that's always going to be two in the middle. 270 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,519 Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, keep going. 271 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,239 That's still an eight. Put it upside down. 272 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,079 It's not really complicated, what I'm asking you to do. Yes, yes, yes. 273 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:28,760 Could you now subtract the smaller number from the larger? 274 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,319 Right, yeah. 275 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,599 OK, so we're going to do this now. 276 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,519 So we take eight from seven, 277 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:38,919 just not possible, 278 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,959 I think we all know that. 279 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:44,799 OK. Yes, so we're going to do... Wow! 280 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,439 I mean, I'm in the arts, you see, so... Yeah. It's just... 281 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:52,079 Nine, nine, nine! What, stop saying "no" at me in German 282 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:55,959 and tell me what the answer is. Nine. 283 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:59,079 Yeah, and then it's going to be... And then this one comes down here... 284 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,239 It's going to be nine again. So it's three from nine. 285 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,759 So I need to have three numbers, so put a zero now, please. 286 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:07,919 So you have three numbers. OK. Now reverse those digits, please. 287 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,719 Zero... Always 9. 288 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,599 ..9, 9, and please could you add them together? 289 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,640 Oh... 290 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,879 So 18? No. 291 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,200 So, so... 292 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,439 So 9 and zero... Start again. Oh! 293 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,199 9 and zero is 9. 9. 294 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,199 9 and 9 is 8, carry 1. 18. 295 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,239 So the answer is? 1089. 296 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,159 OK, so we've come to 1089. 297 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,279 OK, thank you very much. How exciting. 298 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,159 Wow, that was painful. Really painful. 299 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,880 APPLAUSE 300 00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,399 So, what was the number that we had? We had 1089. 301 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,239 So, Noel, I'm going to pass you a copy 302 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,720 of 1,342 QI Facts To Leave You Flabbergasted. 303 00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,479 Noel? Yes? I feel really stressed. 304 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,159 Could you, let's see, 1089, take the tenth word on page 89 305 00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,719 and tell me what it is? 306 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:01,319 Yeah. What is it? French. French. 307 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,519 Here is the envelope that I did earlier. 308 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,999 And there is the word French. 309 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,840 APPLAUSE No! RUSSELL BRAND: That's magic. 310 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,359 Number four? Let's have a quick look. 311 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,719 The horns are the giveaway. Is it a goat? Goat? 312 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,599 No, much smaller. Smaller than a goat. 313 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,319 Reindeer. 314 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:26,560 Yes, those famous small reindeer. 315 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,239 Muntjac. No, it's called a dik-dik. 316 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,199 Oh, yeah, yeah. A dick pic? 317 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,239 A dik-dik. Not a dick pic. 318 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:39,399 I'd rather get one of those than a dick pic, to be honest. 319 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,559 Do you know why they're called dik-dik? 320 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,999 Cos they've got two... So good they named it twice. 321 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,519 Because they've got two what, darling? 322 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,560 Er... 323 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:50,919 No, it's just I thought... 324 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,919 Sorry, the rest of the class want to hear it now. 325 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,039 I sort of... I just... What was it, Nish? 326 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,799 Well, I was just saying. 327 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:00,319 It seemed very important that you wanted to interrupt Sandi. 328 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,999 You have to say it. 329 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,360 I was just... I was just saying that maybe they have two dicks. 330 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:08,680 Yeah, no. 331 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,359 It's the sound they make. It's a sort of a warning cry. 332 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,840 Dick! Dick! Yeah. 333 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,240 Dick! Dick! 334 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:24,839 The thing I like about them, they are incredibly efficient with water. 335 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:26,759 They have the driest poo 336 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:29,519 and the most concentrated urine of any ungulate. 337 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:30,919 Right. Wow. 338 00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:35,239 Well, clearly you've never spent a night in Wetherspoon's. 339 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:38,520 And an extra point for that, cos that's true too. 340 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:46,559 Now, it's time to wrap our presents in the great QI wrapping race. 341 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,239 OK, so under your respective desks you're going to find paper 342 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,119 and scissors and tape. 343 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,679 And I would like you to beautifully wrap the things you've got. 344 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:57,439 So, Romesh, you need to wrap the game that we've got there for you. 345 00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,479 And if you could find the best way.... 346 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:01,719 LAUGHTER 347 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:03,279 Wrap that for me. 348 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:08,399 And, Alan, if you could wrap yours. There we are, that's lovely. 349 00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,599 And what have you guys got to wrap up? 350 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,799 Lovely. 351 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,239 So, what do we reckon? 352 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,559 Best way to wrap these things up? 353 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,959 Are you going to say, "Ready, steady go," or something? 354 00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,160 Ready, steady, go. Whoever does it best... 355 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,280 Wow! Jason, that's... Yeah. 356 00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:37,679 That looks good. 357 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:40,079 I think I've finished, Sandi. OK, let me see, let me see. 358 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,319 Alan is the winner, I think, got there first. 359 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,799 APPLAUSE 360 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,479 OK. 361 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:51,399 So, awkward items, what you need is a life-hack, OK, 362 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,679 to wrap something awkward. 363 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,919 So I've got here a small American football and a single piece 364 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,599 of paper, and what you actually do, and you could have done it with 365 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,959 any of your items, is you take your paper and you fold it like this. 366 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:07,799 And then put some tape down the middle like this. 367 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:13,400 And then you need to fold the piece of paper like this, and fold it in. 368 00:19:14,560 --> 00:19:18,640 And then put some Sellotape on that, like this. 369 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:22,000 This is like Blue Peter, isn't it? 370 00:19:23,360 --> 00:19:26,239 It's a really brilliant way to wrap an awkward thing. 371 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,599 It is basically a bag with a gusset that you can make 372 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,679 out of a single piece of paper and you make it like that, and you 373 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,839 stick your awkward thing inside and you have a very neatly wrapped gift. 374 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,279 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 375 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,760 APPLAUSE 376 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,719 Here's a collection of odd-sounding O words, 377 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,639 and I'd like you to pick one and use it in a sentence, please. 378 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,680 A cum-spliff, what the f...? 379 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,280 "Oh, ja, a cum-spliff. 380 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,479 "Ja, cum-spliff, ja." He doesn't take long, he doesn't take long at all. No, no. 381 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,719 "Oppenchops, cum-spliff." 382 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:09,999 Are you doing Oojah-cum-spliff? Yeah... Is that your one? 383 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,479 Cum-spliff... 384 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,159 What is your sentence, please, Alan? 385 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,639 "Oh, ja, a cum-spliff." 386 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:15,680 It's a... 387 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,640 It's a Dutchman having a joint in a brothel. 388 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,280 Cum-spliff? I don't want it, I don't want it. 389 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,639 Get it away from me, man. 390 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,600 You'd be no fun in a brothel, would you? 391 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:38,080 Oh, look at Rom, he doesn't want the cum-spliff, what a prude! 392 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,159 Oojah-cum-spliff means all fine and dandy. 393 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,200 Yeah, I bet it does. 394 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,999 It's a glimpse of the future. Yeah. 395 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,719 Him just talking to his chameleon. 396 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,239 Well, if you've got one, it doesn't do anything else, does it? 397 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,919 What are you going to do with it? You can't take it for a walk. 398 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,879 Well, it's like the first ten minutes you have with your chameleon. 399 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,879 "Barry? Barry! Barry!" 400 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,239 He's there! He's just there. 401 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,159 Oh, shit, it's there. 402 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:09,119 He went on a two-tone suit once and nearly had a heart attack. 403 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,919 Do you have this on Strictly? All you want to do is talk about the foxtrot and people are going, 404 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,799 "Rumba, I want to talk rumba." No, I never want to talk about the foxtrot. 405 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,279 No, this is good. What's it like? I was asked to go on it and I... 406 00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:21,159 I wish you would. I said... You could dance with the pipe, chatting. 407 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,879 They said, "Who do you want to...?" I said "I want to do it in character." 408 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,319 And they said, "Who do you want to be?" I said, "Abu Hamza." 409 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,560 And they said no. 410 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,839 Is anybody good at origami? 411 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,519 I did that thing, the only thing I've done is... Oh, yeah, that one. 412 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,559 That thing where he goes, pick a number, Josh? Oh... Three. 413 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,999 Pick a colour. Red. 414 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,600 Hmm, hmm, hmm, he fancies you. That's all I've done. 415 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,840 How is it so accurate? 416 00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,599 But I've got some very good ones for you. 417 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:13,439 So, Josh, you can have... There we have a little jumping frog. Oh, a frog. Frog. 418 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,919 And, Rich, you have a jack rabbit. There's a jack rabbit for you. 419 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,639 And, Susan, you've got an elephant. 420 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,879 Oh. 421 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,399 And, Alan, what's this? 422 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,880 It's a blue whale. 423 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,520 No, this is a blue whale. Oh, God. 424 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,959 All these years, still don't recognise it. 425 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:41,440 There we are. 426 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,599 The modern hi-tech racing catamarans have taken this one step further. 427 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,519 They don't even have a floppy sail any more, 428 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:50,599 they have much more like an aeroplane wing. 429 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,399 So if you have a look here, the AC72 catamaran, it has a rigid thing, 430 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:57,079 the same size of wing as the Boeing 747. 431 00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:00,199 So using the aeroplane technology and the fact they lift out of water 432 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,919 onto hydrofoils, they have speeds of up to 2.79 times the speed of wind. 433 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,439 So, unbelievably fast. 434 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,720 ALAN BLOWS RASPBERRY 435 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,400 LAUGHTER 436 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,319 Do you know, people often say to me, 437 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,359 "What did Stephen say to you as he left?" 438 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,999 And the truth is, he shook his head and went, "You have no idea." 439 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,719 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 440 00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,799 Boats sailing across the wind can go much faster than the wind itself. 441 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,400 Indeed there is... Oh, stop going on about the boat! 442 00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,240 Come here. 443 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,120 They're so awful. 444 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:46,320 I just... Oh, thank God you're here. Right. 445 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,600 Can you name a female outlaw? 446 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,799 Well, not Jesse James. No. 447 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,280 Bonnie out of Bonnie and Clyde. 448 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,719 Strictly speaking, 449 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:04,239 there is no such thing as a female outlaw in British law. 450 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:07,359 Outlawry is when an individual was placed outside 451 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,639 the protection of the law. 452 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:11,479 And females denied protection of the law were called something else, 453 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,399 they were called waived women. 454 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,439 Isn't that awful? 455 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,679 So their right to any protection was said to be waived, 456 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,839 so left out or not regarded. 457 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,999 Can you name a male outlaw of the Wild West? 458 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,839 Of the Wild West? Yeah. Oh. 459 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,879 Billy the Whatsit? Billy the Whatsit? 460 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,560 Billy the Kid. Yeah. Billy the Kid. Billy the Kid. 461 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,520 Sundance Kid? You know, What's-Her-Name. 462 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,480 Butch Cassidy? 463 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,799 It could go on and on. 464 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:47,919 So, again, there were no outlaws as such in the Old West... Oh, you amaze me. 465 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:49,799 ..male or female. 466 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:53,559 So in the original meaning, an outlaw is merely somebody 467 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,279 who's been put outside the law, so denied its protection. Right. 468 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:59,880 HE SINGS THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN THEME That's a fantastic film, isn't it? 469 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,959 So these were, so none of them were outlaws. 470 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,719 In order to be an outlaw, you had to be set outside... 471 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,519 LAUGHTER 472 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,439 Are you trying to hum the theme tune to The Magnificent Seven? Yeah. Yes. 473 00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:13,879 That's not the theme tune to The... 474 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,359 Do you know The Magnificent Seven? HE SINGS THEME 475 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,800 No, that's Bonanza. Oh, that's Bonanza! 476 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,999 Oh, I liked Bonanza. I thought Bonanza was... 477 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,079 SHE SINGS NOTES Bonanza! 478 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,119 GRAYSON PERRY: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that was right. I think we need... 479 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:30,159 What's The High Chaparral? I demand... 480 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,039 BILL BAILEY: That's The Muppets. Someone Google it. 481 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:36,959 Does anybody know the bloody theme tune? 482 00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:41,400 HE SINGS TUNE, ALAN JOINS IN 483 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,200 Come on, everyone. 484 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:48,439 Anybody join in. 485 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,480 THEY ALL JOIN IN 486 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,359 BILL BAILEY: Oh, no, no, it's not that. 487 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,840 It's not that! 488 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,520 How many hills was Rome built on? 489 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,120 Seven. Seven. 490 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,719 Six, six, five. 491 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:20,079 Five. Four, three. 492 00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,599 - Eight. - Seven and a half. 493 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:25,559 Oh, no, you've done it again! Yes! Da-da, da-da-da... 494 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,439 It's always been known as seven, but it seems to be a misunderstanding. 495 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:31,119 In fact, they used to have a big festival called the Septimontium, 496 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:34,039 which means seven hills, and they used to celebrate the whole thing. 497 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,639 But, actually, when you look at the ancient list of the hills 498 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:40,399 involved that they're celebrating, there are eight. 499 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,079 And Mary Beard, who's a wonderful classicist, says, 500 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,799 "Something has got confused there somewhere along the line." 501 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,879 But there's about 75 cities in the world that claim 502 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,639 to have been built on seven hills. 503 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,399 There are two Romes, two Athens. 504 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,199 There's a Seven Hills in Ohio, which is rather aptly named. 505 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,519 About a quarter of Europe's capital cities claim to be. 506 00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,159 Bath, where I grew up, that's supposed to be based on Rome. Right. 507 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,319 The seven hills, but, you know... The seven hills. 508 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,799 ..I don't know. Lisbon's very hilly. 509 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,039 What's that? 510 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,039 They have a funicular railway. 511 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,279 It's like the worst TripAdvisor review. 512 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,479 No, on the contrary, it's a very good tip about Lisbon. 513 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:19,279 It's very hilly, it's what you need to know more than anything else. 514 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,799 "They said it was hilly on TripAdvisor." 515 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,799 You need to be warned about it, you're absolutely right. 516 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,160 Edinburgh's hilly. Yeah. 517 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:30,959 OK, let's stop doing places that are hilly. 518 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:32,799 Dublin's not very hilly. No. No. 519 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,639 OK, moving on from hilly. 520 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,839 Holland's completely flat, no hills at all. 521 00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,039 Amsterdam, no, barely an incline. 522 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,199 Nothing at all. 523 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,319 No, there's no crime in Holland or Belgium 524 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:46,119 cos you can see people coming from miles off. Cos you can see everyone. 525 00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:48,279 Do you know, I can imagine you in a home, somehow. 526 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:52,320 LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE 527 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,879 Will you come and see me? 528 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,879 Yeah, no. 529 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,679 I'll bring you some mashed banana. Uh... 530 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,000 Argentina, that's really hilly. Shut up! 531 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,199 I'll be in the next bed. 532 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:08,720 What was that, Alan? 533 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,039 Vancouver, but it's not a capital, don't count. Yeah. 534 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,480 Fiji, is that hilly? Shut up! 535 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,559 Do you think this is sharp enough to kill somebody? 536 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,079 Yeah, if you have enough intention behind it. 537 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,320 Yeah. Oslo. 538 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:25,839 Oslo is hilly. 539 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:29,040 That's true. They've got a funicular railway, and don't deny it. 540 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,639 That's right. 541 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,040 OK. Yeah? 542 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:39,359 On the subject of Rome... Yes. 543 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:41,959 That is hilly, it's famous. That's really hilly. 544 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,319 You thought it was seven, but it turns out it's eight. 545 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,839 Eight, we know that. 546 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,079 Does this qualify as entertainment? No. 547 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,599 When I'm in the company of men in a group like this, I feel happy about my life choices. 548 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:53,799 And so... 549 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,240 APPLAUSE 550 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,000 CHEERING