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Crackers I've pulled your starter for 10 Sarah Pascoe
Pointless friend Alan Davis
buzzes Sarah goes
Yeah filthy animal with a little stocking filler, especially for Alan
60% of the world's Christmas decorations are made in China in a single town there China gets the name from the Qin
Dynasty which invented candles in about 200 BC. So my seasonal starter is
What did the chin make their candles from bear in mind?
This is a present for you Alan's an absolute gift. This what did they make their candles from?
Blue whales whales generally not only a blue whale bonus you get this festive cheer
Often it's something quite menacing
It's quiz maz, so we're going quizzing. Has anybody had a bad quizzing experience had a few
Oh have you like what well about four years ago?
My mom got really jealous of her twin sister who was doing very very well at trivial pursuit
And she said can I ask the next question and what she asked was why have you done nothing with your life?
That's terrible, yeah it ruined the quiz
I would imagine that had a third impact on the family as well
Anybody else been in quizzes that have not gone well I did a pub quiz and the other team were late and
They come all the way from Croydon or someone and this place at all feel like Marco Polo coming all the way up here
And I said and I thought this was really funny. Who's he? That's good. You see
And they look to be absolutely blank thinking we're gonna stop
It was a joke you see feel like Marco Polo
They did stuff us actually
Not for a single question, I had no idea what they were talking about and then when they did sport they did lacrosse
Oh
It's not a sport a sport. It's got a net in it
Yeah, but they weren't around with it
It is a legitimate sport it is it's just I don't know anything about it
Maybe it wasn't even lacrosse. I'd switched off by then. It's an ancient sport. Actually, it's a Native Americans. That's probably what the question was
Done with you there. Yeah, you might have laughed at the Marco Polo gag as well
Josh any bad quizzing experience I found out a family thing a pub quiz that's not your mother
Tie breaks a tie break though, isn't it?
So I've always been told that there's this guy I'm a descendant of called Saban Baring Gould who wrote the lyrics to Abide With Me
That's the claim to fame in the family and the claim to fame in the family
Okay, and it came up in a pub quiz and I was like, here we bloody go. What's out here Saban Baring Gould and it wasn't him
And the whole thing had been some lie passed down in the family no
That's not even a name
That's a firm of Chartered Surveyor
Biggest shock in a family is you discover you're not related to the person who wrote Abide With Me
FA Cup final day ruins now I
Used to host a quiz right? I worked at a pub. There was no internet. So I had to go to the library every week and
fundamentally work out of children's atlases
To set the questions and I asked a question one week and it was word on the body
Would you find the clavicle which is a shoulder?
But I wrote it down in hearst and said the knee
Teams was a team of ambulance drivers
Virtually had me up against the wall
Telling me I was an idiot
But then three months later, it was a Christmas quiz. So you got outside teams coming to the pub
It was brilliant because in the quiz you go according to the Vegas Medical Dictionary
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Work on the body. Would you find the clavicle? And it was just beautiful watching the locals go. It's the knee
It's gonna make you feel good. The elves tell me that barring gold your relative you'd write onward Christian soldiers. Oh onward Christian
Yeah bet it's a bigger hit in there do you feel better now I genuinely feel on cloud nine
I
Did a quiz once on Radio 2 and it was Ed Stupot and he said can you name three people from the world of entertainment who?
Came originally from Denmark and I went this as a Victor Borge. I came up with Hans Christian Anderson
And then I couldn't think of a third one
It was me
In a moment of madness we did the celebrity version of you know family fortunes
Worst mistake we ever made why
Name something you'd bite and not swallow and my dad buzzed in and said a towel towel in the same way again
Well, you know you think they look at your dad and just mouth quietly
Pub quiz is notorious for igniting furious rouse about tiny quibbles
So we asked our Twitter followers to send us examples of petty quarrels at pub quizzes
So here are a few that they sent us. What is the act of eating outside called anybody?
fresco
The same thing lots of teams answered alfresco and the quiz master said a picnic and there was uproar for at least 10 minutes
From Scott Doherty who sent us this in here's another one. This is from a Barker and Jones
What is the connection between the word murder and the horse red rum? Red rum is murder backwards
Absolutely, the answer that quiz master had his murder is red rum backwards
Their answer that they gave is that the two are anagrams of each other, which is also correct
quiz master refused to accept
Okay, let's try this one who can spell Fahrenheit
Go not me
H R E N H E I T
Called C spaniel once had an argument about how it's felt. He is here with us in the audience
There he is right there. Now, how did you settle how it was actually spelled?
I contacted Leiden University and asked them to get hold of an original copy of Fahrenheit's signature
Do you think it's possible darling you were taking it a little bit too soon I believe so and I've calmed down now and I'm on
medication
Yes, they did how did you contact them? Well, it was using email, but it was pretty how did you spell it in email?
It wasn't Celsius
Call yourself C spaniel, but it's an anagram of my name. Is it an anagram or just your name backwards?
Could be both. Okay. Well, thank you very much for coming in. That's fantastic
Origin of the word quiz anybody know? Oh, we've had this one. You have had this one before someone said
I'll make up a word and everyone will be saying it. Yeah, that's the bit that we definitely proved wasn't true that bit
The truth is we don't know in the late 18th century it meant an odd or eccentric person
But there was also a thing called a quizzing glass, which is a marvelous thing
It's a magnifying glass and used to be worn on a chain around the neck and you held it up to to look closely
At things but in the mid 18th century quizzing was mocking somebody by examining them closely with a quizzing glass became quite the thing
So you all have one you mock them by looking at yes, so it was used as a sort of oh, is that what you're wearing?
So the king of dealing with the quizzing glass was a man called Bo Brummel in the 18th century
It was said he could destroy a person's social standing altogether by just using his quizzing glass like this
I mean he was an amazing guy in his heyday. It took him five hours to get dressed very like yourself Johnny
It's they're very similar
I think it's so rude of someone who takes that long to get dressed to then insult other people with his little glass
I don't like him. You don't like him. He polished his boots in champagne
He said to have had three different hairdressers for different parts of his head a bit for the front bit for the back
But for the sides, he said between them. They've really fucked it up
He once caught a chill and he blamed his valet for forcing him to enter a room containing a damp stranger
Tis the season to be jolly and tonight we have some jolly silly questions
In fact, we have trawled the QI archives for the silliest questions. We've been asked over the years
This one is from 2006 and it's from a mr. Alan Davis
This is the question that you asked in 2006 perhaps you would read it out
If you went up into space with a mouse and an elephant would they both become weightless at the same time?
Right, so there is you in 2006 asking this question
You're in the wonder stuff
What do you reckon you've had 12 years to think about it if you went into space with a mouse and an elephant would they
Both become weightless at the same time. I would say that yes, they would because gravity
Disappears from both of them at the same moment, right? Yeah, if there's no gravity you basically you weigh nothing
So it doesn't matter how big or small you are. Yeah, but the elephant would be so afraid of the mouse. Maybe he jumps
Elephants can't jump did you know that?
That's one of the reasons why they're afraid of mice
If only the elephant had the foresight
To stitch a tiny hat for the mouse right learn to fly. Ah, well, we will come on to flying elephants in just one moment
I'm so glad because I know nothing but I watch a lot of Disney films
Well, then this is the show for you
Here's another science question if you are in a place with no gravity and somebody
Hurls a weightless mouse at you and an equally weightless elephant
Would they both feel the same when they hit you? No, okay. Why not because they're both weightless
I reckon if you hit had two items that are weightless and one is smaller than me. Yeah
Then that would deflect off me
More in the same way that I would deflect off an elephant because I'm smaller than an elephant does that make sense? No, not really
It's gonna be controlled by their mass
It is about mass it's about momentum. Yeah, if you've got a big ship on the water and you push it
Yeah, and you've got a little paper boat and you push it and there are two people in dinghies
Yeah, the person in the dinghy has got the paper boat coming towards them. Yeah, it's indifferent
Yeah, the person the dinghy with a big ship coming towards them it's quite bothering rightly afraid
Yeah, yeah, I think the same principle applies in space with elephants. I
Love this shot. I go home and I don't sleep for weeks after
How many species of elephant are there today
two
There are three there is the Asian elephant and got it back grabbed it straight
Looks
One Asian kind and there are two African there's the African forest in the African savannah and there's the space elephant
Dumball Dumbo, okay, what would happen to Dumbo's ears when he came into land?
We're too easy Josh, we've got to keep moving they're catching us every time
So
Do we know why human ears pop? Oh, it's air pressure and the sinuses and the various head cavities
No, it's rice krispies when you're younger them up your nose. You're full
They're in your ear canal. So when the outside pressure changes, there's an imbalance and we equalize this thanks to the eustachian tube
So it's able to release air down into the throat and that is that sort of feeling when it equalizes that you hear a pop
Elephants all the different chambers in an elephant skull are connected with these broad open channels
And that means there should never be any difference in pressure
So I think Dumbo would certainly not have to hold his trunk and blow does that mean if they go underwater
They just fill up with water
Did he just say that
Okay, here's a good dumbbell question how big would Dumbo's ears have to be to enable him to fly
Oh
30 meters either side. Okay, so we have actually done the maths. I would say they'd have to be longer at the back
So they'd need to it's not how wide they have to be it's the depth
I don't know why you didn't go into something technical for a living
I will show you my big bug of rejection letter
Honest to God the one-off NASA is just yeah, you're not allowed to come up and you're not allowed to bring your elephant either
So is that to the width
If they were rigid they would have to be a 20-foot ear span is what we've worked out
But if they were floppy like hang glider, this is Dumbo they would have to measure and we've done this to scale
Okay, they would have to measure 60 foot from tip to tip in order for this to work
But it won't work. There's no tiny mouse sat on it
I'm the tiny mouse. I think is the way to do it
And that's so if you take that darling, so that's how big we're real
The ears would have to be that big. I'll be honest if they were that big the mother would reject him. Yeah
Honest to God, I've never ever presented this show looking at an elephant's ass
Right time for a sing-song Christmas is often a time when you're given the gift of a book and I was given one
Should I stay or should I go by James Ball which poses some interesting questions raised in songs?
Hopefully we can sort a few of them out. Have a listen to this
Okay, so how much would a puppy under six months old actually cost for a pet shop in the UK
400
You can't get them from pet shops, that is the correct answer you cannot get them from pet shops since 2019 speaking to a dog rescuer
You get them now from breeders or authorized rehoming centers as the rules changed in 2019
That's to be a licensed breeder and you must ask to see the mother. Yes, you must see the mother
I want to see your mother
question from a song
Is it a feeding thing it is to do with feeding darling birds are able to distinguish rather subtle changes in air pressure
And they may know that a storm is coming and they want to feed as quickly as possible before the weather changes
It's to do with that. My dad is in Australia and he had grapes outside of his house in Adelaide and all of these
Birds it's like they just had chatted to each other
They just turned up all at once and I ate everything in two minutes and went away Wow
Why is it that we never see baby pigeons? What do you think the reason they're invisible till they're six months old?
Quicker than most species and they tend to stay in the nest until they're fully fledged and the fact is honestly
We don't really see baby birds of any kind really we'll see ducks and so on
But mostly we don't see baby birds anywhere
The way you can tell a baby pigeon you do occasionally you see them in the street and the adults have red orange
Eyes you can see the adult there and the babies still have dark eyes
So that is one of the ways in which you can tell when they love I thought pretty the babies aren't they?
Yeah, that's you'd have to be a mother to love
My dad used to race pigeons when I was a kid. Did he win?
Persons of professional comedians
20 quid to do that
Let's have another song question how many roads must a man walk down
Okay, so my question is
How much road should a boy walk down before he becomes a man? Oh in terms of aging?
Well, let's try and just work out how many miles between your fifth and your 18th birthday
So that makes you a man how many roads?
8,000 roads 8,000 roads. I'm gonna say 25,000 roads. I'm gonna go
100 miles a year and it's 13 years
One thousand three hundred miles. Okay, it's not enough. It's not enough. It's going to make a very very fat person
You're telling me that I'm a beast because I've walked on the pavement instead of the road
They reckon on average a boy ought to walk 15,000 steps per day that's 35 and a half thousand miles
Between their fifth and their 18th birthday
So there are just under 250,000 miles of road in the UK
So the answer to Bob Dylan's question for the British ban is you should aim to walk down one seventh of all British roads by
The time you are 18
That was a really long afternoon in the office. Yeah
So my question as woman is how many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost
It says all of them only six percent of men surveyed said they would ask for directions or consult a man
Realizing their loss the average man drives an extra 900 miles while lost
So if you think lands end to John and greats is 874 miles and that's how much extra time men will drive
Now is the new thing where men think they know better than the sat nav
Here's another extremely silly question
Submitted in 2011 by mr. Alan Davis, so
Thank you so much, what is the aquatic equivalent of a sheepdog
You're right from about 1840 to 1930 off the coast of Eden in New South Wales
There was a pod of orcas such a type of dolphin and they were recorded herding whales towards fishermen
And they were rewarded with the tongues and lips of the whale it became known as the law of the tongue
The indigenous people the human people are thought to have cooperated with orcas from we don't know perhaps thousands of years
But it came to an end with the death of the lead orca who was known as old Tom
But Laguna in southern Brazil
There's a group of bottlenose dolphins and they have been collaborating with local fishermen to herd fish since at least 1847
So they drive shoals of mullet towards the fishermen in shallow water and then they indicate the sort of specialized head and tail movements
Where the humans should throw the nets and then they share the catch and there's about 200 fishermen who are entirely dependent on the dolphins
And they never fish without them and it seems to be a single group of dolphins
About 20 of them. Yeah, and it rather suggests it's been handed down as it were in the family
Exactly as it has for the fishermen. There's also dogs that heard fish
They're called Portuguese water dogs and they've been used for this purpose for absolutely centuries. The Portuguese call them Portuguese fishing dogs
Unbelievably fast you run at me and i'll get you when you're running
When I go to get my haircut, I take a photo of him in actually
Actually that would suit you darling
You could get a little brown beard like he's got
I
Turns out that there actually are aquatic sheep dogs after all sort of anyway, not as silly as you thought
Now here is another it's christmas time for her majesty's speech
But what did people sing before there was a national anthem?
Onward christian soldiers
Anybody know god save the king when when does that come? I imagine it's victorian
I don't think that god save the king started in victorian times. No
You rule britannia
Well, they performed publicly in the same year. So god save the king
It was first publicly performed in 1745. It was the band at the theater royal dreary lane
And it was played nightly. It was a sort of defiant response to the jackabite victory at the battle of preston pan
But there is a third patriotic song which is much older used to be more popular than either of those things
It was called britain's strike home was written by henry percel in 1695 for a production of a play about
I don't know what we say anymore. Did we say buddhica? Yeah buddhica buddhica is the way forward
We still say bodhicea in ethics where she lived
He's got it right
It was sung by a druid to whip up resistance against the romans
And it used to be hugely popular this song the entire house of commons sang it spontaneously in 1797
When war was declared by pit it was played on board ship
During the battle of trefalgar the last recorded instance of it being played as a sort of patriotic rallying cry is december
1914 but it's since fallen out of public consciousness
So we've got a quick version performed by the academy of ancient music. Have a listen to this
You come from a composing family
Terms of kind of patriotic songs. Yeah, I prefer three lions
In fact, it was written in the kebab house
Fight fight
Okay, so we are all going to sing uh, here we go
That was really shit
It felt like dinner at nigel farage's house
The original national anthem a song about druids fighting romans
Uh now for a q question. Has anybody here ever had the quabbles and don't spare me the details
intergestion diarrhea
I've had like collie wobbles collie wobbles says that is to do with your digestive area, isn't it? No, no
That's when you're just like a bit unsettled. Okay. Yeah, oh I went out in the garden
I think an owl's watching me. I've got the collie wobbles
Like I feel his eyes on me like it's not hooting. Yeah, I think it's there
He's looking at me, but his body's facing the wrong way, but his head's coming right round
What might it do to you if it's watching you it might think i'm a shrew or something. I don't know
It's going to its head. Okay, so it's not quabbles. It's an emotional thing. It's physical. It's a very old word
It's it's actually a word from possibly an in the wiltshire dialect. It's the wrinkles that form on your fingers
Um when you are oh, I hate them
Why do you hate them? Oh when you when you rub them against each other they kind of oh my god, I hate that
Why do you think we have them? Do you know what the reason is? Is it for grip?
Yeah, well we don't know but it's possible that is one of the suggestions that it's a sort of evolutionary adaptation
Because you had to handle objects quite often with wet hands and it helps drain water away from the fingers
So you get a better grip
It's not simply because your skin is saturated because you would have it all over wouldn't you it is very useful for doctors
As a diagnostic tool, uh, particularly on an unconscious patient because it you might suspect
Damage to the autonomic nervous system like your breathing and your digestion and your heartbeat and so on
If you wet the hand and you can see which bits wrinkle elephants have permanently cobbled skin anybody know why
They're always in the bath
When humans appear they jump out the bath
They're cobbled from head to toe
Is it a surface area? It is it is to do with staying cool. Yeah
So they have these tiny interconnected crevices and the cracks in the skin it retains five to ten times as much water
As it would if it was smooth. It is beautiful. Isn't it elephant skin is the most glorious feeling to it
It's just soft and exquisite. They have wonderful. Where did you meet an elephant? It's part-time job as a mouse. Yeah
Which brings us to the
Quizmasy quagmire of quandary's which is our quizmas general ignorance fingers on buzzers, please
How many months of the year does it snow in britain?
Uh, yep
All of them
Is the correct answer?
All rain in the uk begins to snow
Is the actual answer albeit unbelievably good noise good interested
Oh gonna tell that what's a people at home in the morning
Very high up in the atmosphere unless it's a very cold day
The snow melts as soon as it hits the warm air and it falls to the ground as rain
Do you know what sandy? I love a party with a happy atmosphere. Yeah
Why can't you have a party on the moon? I don't know why can't you have a party on the moon? No atmosphere
Um
Most british rain is caused by something called the burger on
Findeisen process so the tops of the clouds are made of a mix of ice crystals and supercooled water droplets
So that's water which is below freezing point but has not frozen and the liquid water clumps around the ice crystals and forms
Snowflakes below freezing point, but it hasn't it hasn't actually frozen. I know it is perfectly possible
Um, and they should be stoned
Yes
They form snowflakes which grow until they're heavy enough to fall out of the cloud
So in britain and other temperate climates nearly all of the rain which we get starts as
That's amazing. So you start snow and you're drifting a bit
Drifting and then you think oh i'm turning i'm turning
That's exactly what it's like just like
Why is ice slippery?
Oh good question, it's the watery bit on top of the ice. Oh, yeah, does that sound right?
Well, I think you should probably ask sandy rather than me
When your foot goes down it melts the top into the ice
Would you ever look at me again when you're answering a question? We're not in this together
It's an old theory that it used to melt when you stepped on it or that by stepping on the ice somehow
She's just really yanked him
Yeah, she's got a lot of life insurance
It was a theory that if you stepped on the ice the pressure you exerted melted the top layer and
This water is then what you slid on. You'd have to be stupid to think that
Would need to be extreme we've been talking about elephants if you put an elephant in high heels
You still could not exert enough pressure to make that happen. I think you'd be locked up
What
I'm glad to see an elephant in high heels
Yeah, but would you put it in four like two pairs of high heels or just two like do you want to make it sexy?
Or is it an experiment?
There's a team from the university of amsterdam who may have solved the problem and I think it's a matter of loose molecules
So ice has a very regular
Crystal structure so I am going to just you're going to get this johnny and you're going to enjoy it a little bit
Of science, okay
So the ice that's down at the bottom is each bit here's a molecule here's a molecule of ice
Yeah, and it is attached. Can you see that to three? It's got three different things that it's attached to
When you say ice what you're looking at there are mice
Down below the surface has got three things that it is attached to the stuff that is up
So up here mickey is mickey up here on the surface is only attached to two
Yeah, what that means is they kind of move around they don't really stick together
They detach themselves and reattach themselves in various ways
And so it is literally like marbles on a dance floor and it would be slippery even if you weren't on it
Madam you claimed it would all become clear
Okay, now you explain it johnny when you put your foot in it it melts a bit that's
Alan i'm back in your camp. I feel my work here is done
Um
Name an animal that you should leave a carrot out for
Is it a reindeer?
Is it a spooky garden owl? It is a spooky garden now. No
It's not a rabbit. Is it a hedgehog? Did you say rabbit hedgehog? Hedgehog? No, should he have said rabbit?
So bad news for children who leave carrots out for rudolph reindeer is finding it hard to eat carrots
They don't have incisor teeth on the upper jaw
So they never evolved to eat them because it's not a food stuff they would find in the wild at all
Have you heard about the carrot swindle? Do you know about the carrot swindle?
When you go to your self-serve checkout everything you put on for way you just press carrots
Really? Yeah, so you'd be like buying an anvil and you'd press carrot. Yeah, so you put down what's an expensive vegetable
Prosecco
I'm not doing it josh. I'm a very honest customer. Where did you learn this from a reindeer?
Because what what they found in the supermarkets the reason they started to become suspicious
Was because they were selling millions of tons of carrots and that thousands and thousands of bottles of prosecco were being stolen
And they started to watch people and sure enough people just putting all their washing on the thing pressing carrots and putting it
Or they're watching
They were putting all their shopping on the thing pressing carrots again, they've got six bags
They paid 12 quid theft from self-service tills has doubled in the last four years
So you should not put this information up. I'm doing it for sainsbury's. Yes, alan alan when you put your washing on
What should you press?
Why why should we not give carrots to rabbits? What's the reason for that? Oh, she's not good for them greens greens
You're absolutely right wild rabbits don't eat root vegetables in any way or fruit at all too much sugar
It's not good if it causes tooth decay best diet for pet rabbits is hay supplemented with some dark vegetables
But certainly not carrots. Let me show you the world's biggest rabbit. This is uh, darious owned by annette edward
He is not happy about being picked up there is he
Bill bailey's got two of those and he told me that his was the biggest rabbit in the world
Well, apparently this one measures four foot four inches from nose to tail costs are over 2000 pounds a year in food bills
We're gonna have to have a rabbit off with bill and this
That is brilliant, it's fantastic, isn't it? I mean that's nearly as tall as me mind you a lot of things
I know but you just want that to be in the garden when a cat comes over trying to bully it
The unrealistic thing about the father christmas story is that reindeer don't actually eat carrots
Now I think it's time for a cup of cheer who would like a glass of wine
What a way to fall off the wagon this is going to be
It really just feel like christmas at my house because the glasses are plastic
Very expensive very expensive glasses that matter call that cristal. Oh, that was a good day at pound land, wasn't it?
When you got there
So, I know you like to know a little bit about wine don't you josh love
Yeah, okay
So how far in advance should you open the wine for your christmas dinner to make sure it is properly aerated october?
I would say 15 minutes. It's intolerable to open a bottle of wine and wait for more than 15 seconds
I can't wait for the fedora russia round
And are we allowed to drink this just telling if your mother says it's okay
I'll go as christian soldiers everybody
Red wine red wine the best way if you are going to aerate red wine my sofa smells like
Is not to be counted at all or or indeed aerate drink it straight from the bottle
Honestly might as well is the truth of it
But if you really and truly wanted to aerate it what you need to do is to put it in a blender
Or do what i've done here
Which is I poured out a bit of the wine put the cork back in and give it a jolly good shake
But just leaving it open for an hour or putting it in a decanter or something. It's actually pointless, frankly
I like the idea of using your nutribullet the next morning. It's that would take some time
Lots of people believe that aerating good wine makes it worse. There's a guy called emil
Pienu he's often thought of as a sort of forefather of enology
So the the guy who knows about the study of wine and said it should be avoided at all costs
So don't bother with it at all. Don't even pull over
With all the drinking we'll be doing this christmas we're all going to have stacks of glasses and cups
So who fancies a christmas cup stacking contest?
Okay, so take out your stack of cups. Yeah
And what you need to do is you need three cups here
And three cups here and six cups in the middle. Okay. Have I got a child lock on my cups?
Have you done it? Yeah, okay. Well done. So it's a proper sport is recognized by the american amateur athletics union junior olympics
So here is what you have to do. You have to take the stack on the left
And make three like this then you have to take the six in the middle and make them into a stack as well
like this
And then you have to make the stack of three
So this is the shape that you should end up with and once you've done that in order to do it as a proper
Sport stacking contest you then have to return it to how it was but you have to start the same way
uh
And back like this, okay
So i'm gonna have a competition. Yep. See who can do this fastest. Yep. All right, this is so exciting
Start on the left
Yeah, okay
A stack of three a stack of six a stack of three ready steady go
Three and a six
I'm just gonna take them down again from the left to the right
To see if there's somebody in the audience
I'm gonna pick anybody want to have a go anybody i'm gonna go
Okay, the guy just put his hand up here. Come and have a go my darling. Let's uh, let's challenge you again
Let's uh, what's your name? Uh, lee lee. Lee. This is josh. I've got bad news for you lee
You're about to get your ass handed to you
Uh both put your hands on the board before you start
Okay, are you ready? Not really
Okay
Whoa, what's good? He dropped my first car
Otherwise, I thought we were pretty well matched
Best of three. Okay, put your hands on the mat so no cheating. You think that's gonna make a difference. I do
You should be ashamed josh i've ruined christmas. You should be ashamed of yourself cheating at christmas
Boys hands on the mat. They're gonna give you best of three. Are you ready?
Go champion stacker lee norton
Second and a happy christmas to alan who comes first, but once a year
Now what we're gonna do
Merry christmas and a happy two year. Here we go two three