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Today we sally forth upon a quest with our night's quadruple all hail the valiant and

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mighty sir Philip the jupiter and audacious Alan Decar lady Alice Levine and the night

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on the tiles Alan Davis list G to their nightly noises sir Philip the jupiter's

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goes so Alan Decar goes and prepare for combat. I can't actually move with this. It looks nice

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on you weirdly. Halfway through the show he's gonna go oh I feel drained.

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Wind machine on him. With his head out the car window. How do they wear glasses in the olden days?

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They hadn't invented glasses in the olden days darling. I'm gonna struggle on this show.

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I was given to understand there was a bee keeping round. Oh I'm from Amsterdam would

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you like some lovely cheese? Shall we start the show and do a quest? So what's this man's name?

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Is it Don Quixote? Darling. Don Quixote. The X is a ch sound isn't it? Well the X is a ch

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technically because he's speaking old Castilian in the book and it should be Don Quixote.

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Quixote. But I think we could say Quixote don't you think? Is Don short for something like Donald or Donner?

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No it was more of an honorary title. Really? Like the Don? Yeah like the Don yeah. But Quixote

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that sounds like an Irish order doesn't it? I love Quixote. Actually technically he's not

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called any of those things because the protagonist in the book is called Alonso Chiano. So Don

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Quixote is a name he makes up for himself when he loses his marbles and assumes the

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character of a medieval knight. Lots of people argue it is the world's first modern novel. Where

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do they argue? In the literary world my darling. Oh. He wrote this in prison actually which

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used to be a good place to write a book and it was an immediate and roaring success. So the

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question is why might Elizabeth the first not have read it? She could read couldn't she?

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Do you know what she could read in six languages? Is she like beach reads? Like the kind of big paperback?

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Danielle Steele. What's the one thing that we know about Elizabeth the first? Didn't she lose all her teeth?

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Yes that wasn't the thing I was looking for but yes that is uh

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but I based my act on her. What is the big event in history that uh Elizabeth the first? To do with

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the Spanish isn't it? Yes yes. The Armada. Spanish Armada. So she wasn't reading a lot of

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Spanish. Oh no uh Tarantiz was a buying agent for the Spanish Armada. Very good pronunciation

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of Tarantiz.

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But actually that thing that you were doing there that is a little bit like Elizabeth the first

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when she lost all her teeth apparently. The foreign ambassadors couldn't understand her and

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she obviously because she was queen she carried on chatting. If she's anything like my nan I'll

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tell you what Queen Elizabeth the first was saying.

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In the novel itself Don Chirwuthy goes mad because of reading. It used to be believed that reading

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or what they called excessive contemplation was incredibly bad for you and it caused the most

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astonishing range of illnesses. So if you read too much you could get all of these things

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according to Dr Robert Burton. Gout catars. Wasting indigestion colic crudities. Vertigo

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consumption and wind. All caused by reading too much. It's like the menu in a gastropub.

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I feel like I'm in an exciting new hipster coffee bar.

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The top 10 names in England in 2035. Yes gout and wasting are at camp but colics at home.

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And I just say though it's so nice to be with another Alan because Alan

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they're like the white rhino. They're going extinct. There's only me you and Alan Titchmouse

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going. Did you know that? There's no other Alan. You think with me being on the telly

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there'd be a few more but sadly not. I love you very much Alan but I think you being on

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television is not going to encourage the breeding of children. I know it's your first

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time on. I'll be very kind and very lovely. Why don't you stamp on me glasses while you're at it.

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Collective for Alan's is I wonder what though. A pride. A pride.

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You happy with that darling? Yeah. Okay fantastic.

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Padavantis himself had quite an adventurous life. He was in the Spanish

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army during which he got shot three times. Well he's got a sword in him there.

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Oh yes there's not. I'll kill you Ryan don't worry. He lost the use of his left arm. He was

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kidnapped and held captive as a slave for five years. He was arrested three times. He

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was excommunicated three times. I mean he really had the most astonishing life. Is he from Albert

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Square? That's the sort of scene in the extenders all of those bad things happen to you. Nasty Nick.

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Now his death date is recorded as the 23rd of April 1616. It is the same date as Shakespeare

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and yet they died 10 days apart. How is that possible? You're lying. Yes.

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10 points. No. 23rd of April we celebrate St George's Day and Shakespeare's birthday 1616.

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So Shakespeare famously died on his birthday. So the same day they are marked down as dying

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and yet they died 10 days apart. How is that possible? Is it that calendar they use? It is

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that calendar they use. Is it Julian calendar? Yes darling. Which is also my drag name.

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Europe was using the Gregorian calendar and England was still using the Julian calendar

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and so the dates are very slightly apart. Also in Spain the date of death was recorded as the

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day you were buried rather than the day you actually died. Now what's the most thankless job

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in history? It was being a mum surely. Don't try and get the mum vote.

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We have to say thank you to mum in our house. We won't get any biscuits.

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What's the worst job you ever had? I put the raisins into fruit and fibre.

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Did somebody else do the apple bits? You were only in charge of the raisins.

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Yeah they came in a big box. I didn't put them in individually. Wish I'd gone to school.

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I was once working at a record company and someone had a record out with a lyric in it

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that mentioned Mr Potato Head and so I was asked as a promotional device to carve faces

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into a hundred potatoes. Most thankless job in history comes from ancient China so we're going

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to go back to 400 to 100 BC and there were people called Yusha and they were on a constant

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quest to rescue anybody in trouble and to help the poor but they hated being thanked

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because they were too modest. In fact it was part of their fundamental beliefs that you

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should never receive praise so they are almost the equivalent of the night errants which is what

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Don Quixote was. But were they really modest or were they like no please don't please don't.

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They had codes of chivalry so there was one called Chuchia and he saved hundreds of people's

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lives but whenever anybody thanked him he couldn't bear it even when he saved a king's

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life he refused to ever see him again just in case he was thanked. It was absolutely

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part of who they were. There's a period of time in China it's the 250 year period of warring states

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and lots of dynasties were fighting for control. In the end the dynasty called

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Qin finally won that's q-i-n and that is where China gets its name from from the Qin

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dynasty so you can see this area down here on the left that only lasted for about 15 years

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but in these times of untrustworthy government instability people turned to these more

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self-sacrificing Yuxia knights to dispense justice instead. Actually the Chinese made a TV

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series called Yuxia and it was based on an American television series can anybody imagine

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what it might have been? Starcian Hatschuk. Well you've got it in that the car is critical.

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They actually made a real version of the car from Knight Rider in China and they sold it

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it was called the Yuxia and the operating system was called kit yes name of Hasselhoff's car

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and it featured all the sort of leds mimicking the ones from the show who doesn't want one of

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those thing about kit was though he's really sassy so he would always tell michael that he

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was wrong oh but i'd really like that if there was like a sat nav that spoke back to you i

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think that would be rather good fun if what if it said do you want to go to sainsbury's are

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surely waitress is more your style

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i quite like i think being the voice of sat nav sas nav you can record your own can you

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yeah i had a tom tom i did it on that how long does that take do you have to record

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every road ever he's been doing it for nine years this week he's been doing

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lithium villagers where's alan in the shed like oh god grove avenue grove street

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it's uh you know you just go turn left but because it's you you can go turn left

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left now no wait have you just done turn left in lots of different moods

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you can have done all the different things in different moods yeah but can you do

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mine that bus that doesn't tell you to mine that one that is the children

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i'd rather it just said i think it's here somewhere

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it's a bit non-committal like yeah we could yeah it's round here

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have a look get out and look what don't you buy a map buy a map

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anyway moving on what's the lowest camping experience you can think of

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oh my god i was there that year where is that that's glastonbury 2006 or seven that was the

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year when there were police divers um going into the tents looking for bodies oh they didn't

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find any so it's all right it looks like a cross between camping and a soup from wagamamas

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i went to glastonbury once yeah and i got absolutely paralytic i i woke up on the floor

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someone must have trodden on me because i had two footprints and someone had stubbed a fag

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out on my face annoying can i be if i'm lying on the floor i'm talking about the lowest

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campsite in the world it is 1.6 kilometers down inside the deepest cave on earth is in georgia

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the krubera cave it is obviously not open to your average camper ah this is a genuine picture

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from the inside of the cave it is 13 kilometers long it is over two kilometers deep and it can

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fill with water really fast with absolutely no warning whatsoever nevertheless people go

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camping down inside this cave so in 2018 56 cavers from seven different countries spent

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four weeks down inside they were sleeping six to a tent and for fun they would dive down into

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sumps which are sort of freezing they're freezing cold passages submerged underwater

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and squeeze as far as they could down these extremely narrow passageways four weeks can you

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imagine how much is it for a family of four it's not for me what do you mean it's not

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for you you're a perfect size for underground living i can't get in that corridor where's sandy

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sandy get down there will you tell us there's any sumps you like stuart little we get your

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little car go and find find the interesting things underground sandy and make sure you come

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back we'll have a lovely bit of cheese for you so i was listening to that flight of fancy

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and he went cheese and i thought i would come back from the deepest point of the cave is

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called the terminal sump oh dear nobody knows how deep it is i've got one of those

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only my doctor knows where it is well i know a ukrainian diver who could go and have a look

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and he holds the record for the deepest dive so far 52 meters down to the terminal sump why

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would you do that i do not want to go any further down here sandy sandy go further

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the thing i love about this cave is the deepest terrestrial animal ever found on earth lives

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there it's a hexapod three millimeters long just a tiny little thing it's called a plutomorus

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autoballaginensis and it lives at nearly 2000 meters down do you not think that's

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astonishing that life is carrying on it's not camping it's living there full time i like

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the element oh are you looking at the same picture i didn't really think you think it

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looks ugly alice but you wait till you've seen sandy doing dressage on one

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they're too heavy for it it does look like it's oh why have i got these

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they put them back yes just needs a bit of product or a scrunchy yes

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camping is a pastime first documented where do i reckon early victorian early victorians

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it's british so yeah it is the victorians absolutely loved it there was a great boating

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craze so it was up and down the tems and some boats even converted into floating tents the

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person we have to blame is a british tailor called thomas hyrum holding he is regarded as

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the sort of father of lightweight camping as a boy in 1853 he and his family went across

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the united states by pioneer wagon across the prairies and he absolutely loved it and has

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inflicted on the rest of us for the all eternity that we have somebody that wears a

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pussy bow is not genuinely camping like i feel like they he's got an inflatable mattress in there

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he's got heaters he's got a hot water bottle well he did a little me he rather hilariously

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produced the camper's handbook and under meal suggestions he provides recipes for blancmange

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and lobster salad just come out in a vegetarian cookbook in the 80s and had a crisp sandwich

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in it it's not much of a tent is it but he has road there on dry land which is quite impressive

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tides out

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you say there's not much of a tent he sold it to e or just after this photo

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camping these days can get seriously intense

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oh okay moving from the deepest quest on earth to the highest what do everest

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summitors come down with i was offered the chance to walk to base camp and i did one

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day's training on hamster teeth and declined they say hamster teeth harder so you have to

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talk to the dog walkers but there's only a fortnight in may and a fortnight in october

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when you can even go to the top and the rest of the it's 400 mile an hour winds and minus

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60 oh why would anyone go up there i thought you're gonna say it's all school groups

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if you do get permission to go you have to queue and people get really bad tempered

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there are many fights that break out as people are waiting what do they come down

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with a black eye by the sounds of it if everyone's like or a fridge magnet something

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one of those pens with something that's like a climber

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well there's a surfer in a bra

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sir edmund wow you could see his hillary the best ones don't call it ever as they call it

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tumalanga and they employ in fact 30 porters their sole job is to carry poo down the mountain

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yes to special pits further down the mountain you're not allowed to leave your poo up there

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well no in fact if you do climb up now the nepalese government they require you to bring

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down 18 pounds of rubbish uh that includes other people's poo or you will lose your four

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thousand dollar deposit just over 26 000 pounds of human excrement is dumped at base camp

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will the poo ever overtake we can do this for comic relief

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but the nepalese porters who carry it all down they are astonishing they they use something

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called a numlo it's a sling that goes across the forehead and on average the male porters

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can carry 90 percent of their body mass and there's female porters as well they can

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carry 66 percent there's one porter who can carry twice his own body weight hillary went

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back to the himalayas lots of times after climbing everest he led an expedition

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he led an expedition to look for the abominable snowman he concluded that it didn't exist no no

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but the nepalese government has yeti hunting rules you have to pay for a permit it's the

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first thing you have to photograph or capture it you're not allowed to kill it and you

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have to turn it over or turn over the photographs of any sightings whatsoever i like

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the idea that edmund hillary's there at the press conference and this is what we're looking

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for and there's a bunch of sherpas in front of the gap oh you mean keith

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he said and you see no hat the yeti or the center parting do you think they saw lots of

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ones with little side parties like that's not the one i'm looking for

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if we cannot find the yeti we will settle for the lead singer of herman's hermits

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from mountains to cliffs how did the first ever cliffhanger ending conclude with somebody

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falling off a cliff or somebody not falling off a cliff where do we think it comes from

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the idea of using a cliffhanger in a story well as from serial storytelling was it dickens

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this is a famous british author who first came up with this test the devils dude oh

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obscure thomas hardy did it is thomas hardy thomas hardy wrote a novel in 1873 called a

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pair of blue eyes and one of the characters henry knight is left dangling perilously

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off the edge of a cliff and his love interest elf reader she realizes that he's in some

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terrible trouble and this is rather shocking and daring at the time she goes and takes

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off all her underwear in a bush and makes it into a rope and saves his life makes her bush

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this is it test the devils there's a wonderful line and it's dark and she's walking along

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and she suddenly felt a huge erection in her front and it turns out to be stonehenge

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wow the metaphorical cliffhanger so uses a literary device is much much older so the

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arabian 1001 nights is in the story from the eighth century of sherezade and she tells a

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story every night to avoid being killed and she always ends it so that the king wants to

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find out what happens next is there one in the bible what is the story in the cliffhanger

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with mary when she tells joseph that he's not the father of the kid and it like

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yes he's not my son no

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that's a cliffhanger that isn't it yeah but i like the doom that's what i think

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you're so right it is better with it it is much better previously in the bible

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oh you mentioned uh cereals what did you mean coca-pops in newspapers and and okay

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there were serial films in the early 20th century that would be shown once a week usually on a

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saturday morning and then they would continue on from the last and episodes tended to have

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some kind of suspenseful scene that would then resolve the following week the most successful

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of these probably 1914's the perils of pauline that does have a literal cliffhanger in it in

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episode six with pauline the protagonist clinging halfway down a cliff but there's

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an effect called the zigharnik effect and cliffhangers take advantage of this

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people can remember uncompleted or interrupted tasks better than they can remember completed

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ones so there was a psychologist working in 1927 bluma zigharnik she was the very first

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russian woman ever to attend university and she studied this phenomenon after her professor

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noticed that a waiter had better recollections of unpaid orders than paid ones and she found that

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people will remember an interrupted task about 90 better than something that is uninterrupted

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in a cliffhanger context you remember the story better and you're more invested in it

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if the scene is left unresolved now how did britain's greatest national treasure get here

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taxi what do you reckon what britain's greatest national treasure crown jewels it is to do with

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the crown jewels the cullinan diamond world's largest diamond ever found like a molar

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it's about the size of an orange so if you imagine the average diamond is about the size

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of a seed and you compare that to the cullinan diamond it was absolutely massive it was

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discovered in 1905 in the cullinan mines in south africa probably the most valuable object

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in the world at the time now as you said is in the crown jewels and so obviously they want to

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get it to london but did they just someone have to pocket it well what they did was they wanted

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to make sure that it was safe so they rather ceremoniously put it in a package and they

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locked it inside the safe of a steamboat there was a team of detectives and all those things

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making sure this huge thing was absolutely safe in fact that package was a decoy and the

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diamond arrived in london safe and sound by a registered post don't you love that they

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stick a stamp on it be all right i'm very glad that you said that because i just imagined

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the poor man walking all the way down the mall going oh god delivery for the coin

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it was taken immediately to king edward the seventh to inspect in fact the diamond went

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unsold for two years and the government of transvaal eventually they bought it

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after the equivalent of 15 million pounds today and they wanted to give it as a gift

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to the king but the government wasn't sure but churchill was the colonial secretary and

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he said absolutely we need to take this and because everybody was so grateful in transvaal

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to him for doing this churchill was given a replica he used to put it on a silver plate

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and show it off at dinners to guests i like the idea that you take it to the king and the king

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would inspect it but i mean i'm presuming he doesn't know loads about no diamond i mean

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what's he looking for i don't know i would have taken it to david dickinson

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he knows a bit more to me well that hs samuel

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is that a good one of course you did have to find somebody who was good with diamonds and the

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people who really knew about it was the asher brothers in amsterdam and again they made a big

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song and dance out of it the royal navy took a box across the north sea in fact abraham asher

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took the diamond put it in his pocket and caught the train and went by train and ferry

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all the way tickets please oh shit

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his brother joseph studied the diamond and he planned the cut for weeks and weeks and weeks

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four days before making the initial groove he he did a thing with the cutting knife and the

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knife broke rather than the diamond i mean it really was a massive thing he spent nine

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months cutting it into nine major diamonds and 96 what they call what do you want it to say

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how do you spell it so cullinan's one which is the great star of africa that is at the top of the

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scepter and cullinan's two is in front of the imperial state crown they're the major components

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that ruby there is black prince's ruby the largest one in the world not cut properly just

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give it a bit of a polish now on to the quest for true love who would be interested in this

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dating profile stocky build short bald bolivian male moderate drinker never been in a previous

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relationship definitely wants children that's basically me is it a human no obviously it's

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not a human all bolivian yes creature beginning with a q it doesn't begin with a q

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well it's in the wrong series it is but we are on a quest to find this creature a mate it

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is a frog a frog so this is a very sweet story okay this is a story of romeo a sewencus

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frog so he has been living in a tank in bolivia in the kochambamba natural history museum

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and it was thought that romeo was the last one in his species so the last one of species

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is called an endling and in 2018 his conservation has set up an online dating profile

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for him on match.com in an effort to find him a mate and here is the video

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that they made for their search hi there i'm romeo a sewencas water frog from bolivia

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i'm a pretty simple guy i tend to keep to myself and love spending nights at home

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i also love eating then again who doesn't oh who could resist right who could resist

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they're good friends to do that didn't want to do it himself yeah

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miguel could you do a video for me

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i have the tiny arms of the frog he is not possible for me to hold the phone

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in the world you want me to say

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right it's not a big piece of pepper behind your phone

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the thing is it worked loads of frogs started turning up

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went out on a frog finding expedition they found three males and two females and he has now

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been paired with a female who they have obviously named juliette exactly right see

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because i'm called romeo this photograph was taken of me at my modern jazz dance class

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dancing bolivia must never smile what's wrong about romeo's personality as they put

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him with juliette she's really energetic she loves to swim she eats a lot she keeps trying

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to escape and she is driving me on the wall climbing out of the tank yeah he's eating my

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arms he's very shy he doesn't like her there's no such thing as shyness

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that's an affectation he doesn't like her and he's acting as if he's shy

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i want a different one this is your one there are other animal dating

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apps there is a dating app called tudder does anybody know what that might be for cows it is

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for cows it was launched in early 2019 and you can browse cattle from all over the uk

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to find a suitable mate for your livestock you're going to request either cows or bulls

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and you do literally swipe left or right find someone that looks at you the way that that

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freesia is looking at me honestly apparently andy murray is invested in tudder i don't know

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why you thought that's not true is it yeah that is a true thing yes why i don't know

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the i don't know the workings of his mind i don't know if you're aware but i recently had

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an artificial hip put in so i need to find new avenues of uh revenue

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i thought cow dating i was on a lot of painkillers anything like him at all

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yeah but i sound a little like the bull the frog was in the room but i don't know who this

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float is andy murray i won't wumble them

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he certainly physically resembled him anything left or right with uh i think they get the farm

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speaking of breeding who has the world's most sinister genitals

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in attendance or in the world in the world the most sinister sinister as in to the left

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exactly latin for left so in 2017 there was a snail called jeremy who was really lonely

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and there is uh yeah so where's he from i'll do the accent jeremy was from southwest london

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it is an extremely rare sinistral snail so that means that the shell spirals to the left

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so he was called jeremy because they named him after jeremy corbyn but it meant his

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genitals were on the wrong side so he could only have sex with another snail who also had

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genitals on the left side anyway they did a search and they found two potential mates this

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is a lovely story you keep saying it's a lovely story a succession of perverts trying to get

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weird animals to have sex this isn't a lovely story at all wait i want to see the snails

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snail porn come on

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takes ages it takes ages anyway this is a nice story because two potential mates were found one

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in spain and one in suffolk and they brought the three together oh there is a threesome

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no no it's worse darling the ones from spain and suffolk got down to it and jeremy had to watch

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was he videoing it this is the key yeah you say he had to watch he could have just gone indoors

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yeah now because i love you phil we do actually have some snail porn oh yeah

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there's snails engaging in foreplay so what they do is they circle and they touch each

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other's tentacles yeah if you look carefully there you can see their penises come out of their

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heads that is just a thing it's a snail thing oh baby yeah don't worry about unblocking the sink

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come to bed only one final challenge remains for our gallant knights as we trepidate into

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the treacherous kingdom of general ignorance fingers on buzzers please which is the closest

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planet to earth yes absolutely right it is mercury but it's not how we normally think of it

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so the minimum distance between the earth and venus is 24 million miles if you have a look at

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this this is how we generally very very near isn't of it yeah well it is in sort of space

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terms the minimum distance to mars is 34 million miles and to mercury it's 48 million

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miles so you would imagine that it all goes like that and everybody stays in the same

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line up however that is not how orbits work so let's have a look at this video which explains

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it a little bit more initially it looks as though mercury is the furthest away but the

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way the orbits function is that venus often is right the other side of the sun making it

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really really far away and there's a guy called oliver hawkins and he wrote some

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computer code to try and work this out and he found that the planet that spends most of

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the time closer to earth than any other is mercury so it's closest to earth 46 percent of

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the time venus was closest 36 percent of the time and mars only 18 i think i did say all of that

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yeah venus is an astonishing place because a day on venus is longer than a year it rotates

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so slowly that you could stroll across its surface at exactly the same speed as the sun

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passes through the sky it means you could watch the sunset forever just by walking but you'd be

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eviscerated you would darling it rains sulfuric acid and the atmosphere is 872 degrees fahrenheit

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but anything for a sunset am i right anybody have a mnemonic to remember the planets in order

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yes it's mercury venus earth mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune thank you darling that's

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perfect um that is the order and gruto doesn't count it's actually a disney character yes

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that is the order of the planets and one is often taught it at school so

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many volcanoes emit mulberry jam sandwiches under normal pressure

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or my very easy method just speeds up naming planets so they were i couldn't get past vagina

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though i've got moist vagina expected might just steam up nighty so so weirdly that's

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probably the one i'm going to remember anybody else alice you've got one mine's quite depressing

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okay mom's vacant expression means jane sulks and less noticed wow you're a jolly girl at school

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my favorite is mary's virgin explanation made joseph suspect upstairs neighbor

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we're pointing out of course that pluto is no longer regarded now not there

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it's now a dwarf but on the subject of earth where would you find the oldest part of it

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antique shop alice is sort of heading in the right direction in terms of it being on display

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somewhere is it a fossil in a museum is it something like that well it's actually in

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shuston oh it's the moon rock moon rock is darling it is absolutely a piece of moon rock

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because it was don't blind me with science so we're talking about apollo 14 so 1971 they

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brought some bits and pieces back and they haven't really had time to analyze them all

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you know how you have stuff in a box you think i must get to it so it's at mass's lunar sample

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laboratory facility in houston and in january 2019 they analyzed a piece of this rock

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and they realized it came from what's known as the hadian earth so we are talking about the

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planet only being about half a billion years old at that point and it was found on the

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moon but almost certainly what happened is this particular specimen was blasted off the

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earth about four billion years ago when a large asteroid struck so it would have shot

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through what would have been much thinner atmosphere and collided with the moon which

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at that time was only a third of its current distance as i'm sure you know the moon is

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drifting away from the earth annually about 1.6 inches used to be much closer than it is so

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so that is an astonishing thing that they found it in the cupboard um it's only tiny

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it's a chip just about a couple of centimeters squared everyone's got that draw with you know

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yes elastic bands yeah some floppy disks we cleared out our understates cupboard and

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we found three fondue sets what is i've never been less surprised by anything

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the oldest known piece of earth was found on the moon what is the name of this sword

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Excalibur

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that's the first one he got Excalibur is the one later yes from the lady of the lake the one he

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pulled out the stone is called terry oh yeah you're right the sword the sword and stones

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likely called clarent claren claren is a sort of piece he pulled it out of the stone shortly

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before buying his first pair of trousers they're quite a fit aren't they that's what

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they're all laughing at i did see a boy in the street the other day wearing uh jeggings

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a boy it's a mistake isn't it you can see everything because he was sinister

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i know a snail like you

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with the quest for eternal life so so alan of car your final challenge okay

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okay upon the under table lies the chalice of eternal life prithi select the one true

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holy grail and bring it to me oh okay good luck this is my hat oh yes of course if i

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look like indiana jones i look like a charlie hungerford from berserak

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so um you are looking for the holy grail which one are you going to select what's that

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indiana jones one where it thinks that jesus's cup will be like the golden one but it's the

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modest one isn't it okay so what do you reckon well i think it's the wooden one

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here is the thing you should have picked the tray tray is the holy grail a grail was most

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likely a serving dish so would you please bring me the tray and none of the cups whatsoever

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has it got one of those bean bag padded bottoms i love those if i could have that

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please darling the word grail like thank you sweetheart it comes from the latin gradale

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grail and it means a deep platter that you would serve food on during medieval banquets

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it gradually evolved from sort of middle ages onwards into people thinking it was a larger

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vessel with an elaborate cover and then a drinking cup tradition the idea is it gives

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immortality to the drinker although the bible gives no special significance to the chance

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that jesus uses to consecrate his land why it became very popular in arthurian tales

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one of these stories tells of joseph of aramathia bringing it to glastonbury actually

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where he got smashed oh well there's a stream that runs red is that right oh by the red bull

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stand well the legend has it it's because it's traveled through christ's blood via the holy

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ground i think spoil sports scientists will tell you it's the high levels of iron red oxide in

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the soil well i'm afraid you picked wrong but you look very fetching in the hat i would love

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to see a camp indiana jones make terrible happens because

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a grail actually looks like this which means a holy grail looks like this

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i'm working my ass off here people which brings us to the scores in first place

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with minus one it's phil in second place with minus seven making a fantastic debut it's alan

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car this is surprising minus 15 alan plays with minus 18 it's alan farewell to my noble

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knights alice alan phil and alan and me till we meet again let us dwell upon this questing

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quotation from the late great knight of the realm sir terry pratchett so much universe

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and so little time good night