1 00:00:34,240 --> 00:00:37,680 Good evening and welcome to QI, 2 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,480 where tonight we'll be suffering all things odorous and odious. 3 00:00:41,480 --> 00:00:45,240 And joining me on our olfactory odyssey are 4 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,280 the fragrant Nish Kumar... 5 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:54,360 ..the aromatic Sally Phillips... 6 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:01,680 ..the musky Ross Noble... 7 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,000 ..and... 8 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,400 ..the unmistakable essence of Alan Davies. 9 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:22,480 And their buzzers are particularly odorous. Sally goes... 10 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,440 ♪ You've got to stop 11 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,960 ♪ And smell the roses. ♪ 12 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:31,080 Oh, I love that. Nish goes... 13 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,400 ♪ Oh, I think I smell a rat 14 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,760 ♪ Oh, I think I smell a rat. ♪ 15 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,480 Oh, I wanted more of that. Ross goes... 16 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:46,720 ♪ I can smell it, baby 17 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,760 ♪ Can you smell it too? ♪ 18 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,520 Drinks half price. And Alan goes... 19 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:07,320 Now... Even on a show as high-brow as this... I know. 20 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,600 ..that is still funny. 21 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,920 The whole show is about smell, OK, so I've got these - 22 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:16,320 scratch-and-sniff stickers that they often give out in schools 23 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:17,720 for good work. 24 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,160 So I've got strawberry, lemon meringue and grape, 25 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,000 and if you do good work and are particularly clever, 26 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,720 you could have a scratch-and-sniff sticker, OK? Ooh! 27 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,200 So which would you want to go for - strawberry, lemon or grape? 28 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,400 I've got a cold, I can't smell anything at the moment, 29 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,560 so, really, I'm easy. 30 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,480 You're lucky cos you're next to Ross - it's the best thing. 31 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:38,240 How dare you! These pants were fresh on last week. 32 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:41,920 I don't think, Sally... Can I just say, no woman should ever say, 33 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:45,160 "I can't smell anything, I'm easy." I don't think that's... 34 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:48,080 Every man's dream is a woman with no sense of smell! 35 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:50,960 OK, let's start with some smells. 36 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,880 What scent should you wear to attract a cougar? 37 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,440 Oooh! 38 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,600 There's a double meaning at work here. 39 00:02:58,600 --> 00:03:01,200 Ah, you know me well... You see... Yes. 40 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,520 The... the vampy older lady... Yes. Bonjour... the cougar. 41 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,440 Hi. An excellent example. 42 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:10,000 You're calling Sally old? 43 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,480 I'm fine with that. Easy, no sense of smell... 44 00:03:15,640 --> 00:03:17,440 It's a hell of a Tinder profile. 45 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,640 Are you swiping left or right at the moment, Nish? 46 00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:23,560 100% left. 47 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,800 I don't even know what I just asked you. Um... 48 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,960 Well, in 2003, the Wildlife Conservation Society tested 49 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:35,960 a variety of scents to see which ones big cats find attractive. 50 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,520 Wow! Now, why would they do this? 51 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,960 Was it too busy in the perfume department of Boots? Yeah. 52 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,400 Cos the thing about those women, you know in the make-up... 53 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,840 They're terrifying... they've got those faces... I know. 54 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:49,800 ..and a wild cat can rip at their face and have no effect. 55 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,640 That's how deep the make-up is. 56 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:57,680 No, what it is, you want to lure the big cats in 57 00:03:57,680 --> 00:03:59,240 towards camera traps for filming. 58 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,600 So they discovered that there's a clear winner - 59 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,720 Calvin Klein's Obsession kept big cats interested for 11 minutes. 60 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,120 Wow! Yeah. 61 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,000 By comparison, Nina Ricci's L'air du Temps, 10 minutes. 62 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,560 The effects of Revlon's Charlie, 15 and a half seconds. 63 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,480 And some mild blistering. Yeah! 64 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:24,840 I thought they attracted wild cats with... 65 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,680 piss... of other wild cats. 66 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,000 Well, that's a hell of a night out. 67 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:32,960 Grrr! 68 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,560 How did you come to think this? 69 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:38,080 I thought that they made ointments 70 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:41,440 of the urine of other... 71 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,320 of male... 72 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,440 Yeah, they do, but it's called Lynx. 73 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:54,040 Right, we're going to play a game now. 74 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:55,560 Time to play On The Scent. Ooh. 75 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,720 OK, I've got some descriptions of perfumes, 76 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,680 and I want you to guess which celebrity they come from, OK? 77 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,480 So, "Focused on the topic of decisiveness and persistence." 78 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:11,720 "Its composition is based on sophisticated shades of spices" 79 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,000 "which are blended with citruses over a masculine, elegant heart" 80 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,920 "and a woody, leathery base." 81 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,240 ♪ Smell the roses... ♪ 82 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:20,480 Is it David Beckham? 83 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,720 It is! What?! Wow! 84 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:24,680 Unbelievable. 85 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,600 Wait a minute... It was the word "leathery". Yeah! 86 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,320 Grape, lemon or strawberry? I'll have grape, please. There you go. 87 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,920 That was amazing. Thank you. That's amazing, the way you did it. 88 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,400 Do you smell that and you go... 89 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:41,600 .. "Beckham's coming"? 90 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,040 You have to smell it. There's no point just putting it on you. 91 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,560 I can't smell anything - I've told you, I've got a cold. 92 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:49,320 I never thought I'd say this to a woman, just scratch it and sniff... 93 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:50,520 Ross can sniff it. 94 00:05:51,840 --> 00:05:53,960 So, it's called Beyond Forever. 95 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,560 I love it. By David Beckham. 96 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,120 OK, here's the next one. Ready? 97 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,880 "The perfect accessory for the confident man determined to" 98 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:03,720 "make his mark with passion, perseverance and drive." 99 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,000 "For those who aspire to create their own empire through personal" 100 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,760 "achievement, this dynamic scent is both compelling" 101 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,320 "and leaves a lasting impression." 102 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,520 "Bold notes..." 103 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,560 ♪ ..smell it too... ♪ Ross? 104 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,080 Is it Rory Bremner? 105 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,120 Rory could probably do this person, I would imagine. 106 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,600 Donald Trump. 107 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,640 Yes! Yes! 108 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,480 I'm actually... 109 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,840 I'm very, very pleased to actually have a... 110 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:35,480 ..a trump sound. 111 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,360 And it's called Empire, by Donald Trump. 112 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,960 You wanted lemon meringue, didn't you? Lemon meringue, yeah. 113 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:44,800 You want them with sunglasses, or without? 114 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,520 There you go. I gave you sunglasses... Thank you so much. 115 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,480 ..if that's OK. I'm going to scratch quite hard. Right. 116 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,600 Are you getting lemon meringue? 117 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,640 Quite a lot on my finger. 118 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:02,160 No, hang on, that's not lemon... 119 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,160 Oh, you're doing your own jokes there. "Ugh!" 120 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,040 Right, last one. Uh... Ready? 121 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:16,160 "Bass notes on a leather, peat fire, highland mud, burned rubber" 122 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,240 "and white truffle." 123 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:18,920 ♪ ..smell a rat... ♪ Yes, Nish? 124 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,160 Is it Ross?! 125 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Have you not got your own perfume in the...? 126 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,200 I've released many scents... 127 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,240 ..but... but not one that people would pay for. 128 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,040 I quite like the idea of a perfume called Noble Gas. 129 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,840 I think that's... 130 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:38,360 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 131 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,160 OK... 132 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,560 I'm going to carry on with this one. 133 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:50,840 "Heart notes are sharp and tempting with cigar, heather, fir and rubber." 134 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:53,920 "Top notes complete the fragrance with fresh, spiced notes" 135 00:07:53,920 --> 00:07:56,640 "of bergamot, black pepper, pine and whisky." 136 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,760 ♪ ..smell it too... ♪ 137 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,880 David Dickinson? 138 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,120 It would have to say "creosote" if it was David Dickinson. 139 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,600 It's a boy... Is it George Clooney? 140 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,600 No, it's the best name for a perfume ever, I think. 141 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:12,560 It is Cumming, by Alan Cumming. 142 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:25,000 Now, what will the Apocalypse smell like? 143 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,840 Ooh... 144 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,560 Well, there's four horses, so there's a start. Yeah. 145 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,680 A massive barbecue? A barbecued horse. 146 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,560 Kind of. What other sort of smells might you find? 147 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,880 Well, there's pestilence. That's going to be a bit... 148 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,760 Pestilence is very bad. A touch of... That's going to be odorous. 149 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:45,440 I can't imagine plague's going to be a barrel of laughs as well. 150 00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:46,560 No, that's whiffy. 151 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:51,160 Well, here's the thing - there is a perfume specifically designed 152 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:53,840 to smell like the Apocalypse. 153 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,600 What?! And I have it here. 154 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:58,800 Two artists, Jon Thomson and Alison Craighead, they went through 155 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,560 the Book of Revelation in the 1611 King James Bible 156 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:07,200 and they put together everything that has a recognisable smell. 157 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:12,640 So it's blood, rocks of the mountains, incense, wormwood, 158 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:16,280 rod of iron, creatures of the sea, hail and fire, animal horns... 159 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,960 ..flesh... brimstone. 160 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:26,280 Eurgh, it smells like racism! 161 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,520 That's a good name for a perfume - "Racism". 162 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,400 So they passed this list to an Edinburgh-based perfume maker, 163 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,560 Euan McCall, and he turned it into a scent. 164 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,200 A reporter for The Guardian newspaper had a sniff 165 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:47,960 and described it as "digestive". 166 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,600 What do you think it smells like? 167 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:52,480 Well, it smells, it smells of the Apocalypse. 168 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,880 It tastes of... 169 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:57,280 Weirdly, it tastes of Romford. 170 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,400 Is it unpleasant? I haven't actually smelled it. 171 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,120 I can't smell anything. 172 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:06,920 It gets right to the back of your brain. 173 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:13,160 Now, why is the second smelliest man in the world so frustrated? 174 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,800 Is he frustrated because everyone's like, 175 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,800 "You must be the smelliest person in the world. 176 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:21,440 And he's like, "Yeah, you'd think..." You'd think... 177 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,360 "Do I have a certificate? No." 178 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,000 Is it Boris Johnson? 179 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,880 It's a cattle herder from India called Kailash Singh. Oh. 180 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:36,280 Now, he stopped washing in 1974 because a priest told him that 181 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:39,720 he would have a son if he didn't bathe or cut his hair. 182 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,800 So, it's 40 years later, he hasn't had a single bath or a shower. 183 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,040 He's got six-foot-long dreadlocks. 184 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,520 He's father to seven daughters, and, no... 185 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:53,720 What, can you believe he's had sex at all? It's... breath-taking. 186 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,400 There's the lovely place of Varanasi, 187 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,800 on the banks of the Ganges there, where he lives. 188 00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,560 His family did once try and force him to bathe in the river, 189 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:03,360 but he fought them off and said he would rather die. 190 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,440 So they killed him. Yeah. 191 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,280 But he now says he's going to wash in the next life. 192 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,600 Oh... That's his plan. 193 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,800 But he's only the second smelliest man in the world. 194 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,400 The person currently believed to be the most unwashed man 195 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,640 in the world is Amou Haji. 196 00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:19,880 We don't have a picture of him. 197 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,400 I think it would be too much for the cameraman to get... 198 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,680 No photographer can get near enough. 199 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,840 "Use the zoom!" 200 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,840 "It's too much!" 201 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,160 "The lens is fogging!" 202 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,400 "Run, run!" 203 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,600 He hasn't washed for over 60 years. 204 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,720 He lives, not surprisingly, in a remote village. 205 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,080 You'd have to do it like the cheetahs - you'd have to set up 206 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,760 a camera and then try and attract him towards it. Yeah, lure him. 207 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,160 Where's his village? 208 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,800 He lives in southern Iran, and he lives on roadkill. 209 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,960 He gets more and more attractive as you go through. 210 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:57,560 He particularly likes porcupine, and he smokes animal dung in his pipe. 211 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:00,920 And if he needs a haircut, he burns his hair off with fire. 212 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,400 Hey, stop looking at me. 213 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,400 We've been talking a lot about smell. 214 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,760 How do you measure the unpleasantness of a smell? 215 00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:11,240 How might you decide? 216 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:15,640 I mean, I don't know, but I once did a fart that was so bad, my dad... 217 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:19,360 I didn't own up to it, and my dad went and got the Yellow Pages out, 218 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:22,160 and he was looking for the number of a plumber 219 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,520 because he thought a sewage pipe had leaked. 220 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:32,320 Did you not have a Labrador you could blame? 221 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,520 Yeah, dogs' farts are bad. Dogs, they're very bad. 222 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:35,960 My dog used to get up... 223 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:39,000 The only time she ever left the room was if she'd farted. 224 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,760 She'd be lying there by the sofa asleep, 225 00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,880 and I'd be watching Morse or something... 226 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,880 ..and then she'd just get up and go in the hall. 227 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:51,120 And then immediately, I'd have to pause Morse and get up and go. 228 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,720 We both would have to stand in the hall... 229 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,200 ..for a period of time until it would clear. 230 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,960 There was only the two of us in the flat. 231 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,400 Anyway, here's a thing - 232 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:08,160 there's a Danish engineer called Professor Povl Ole Fanger, 233 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,480 and he wants to create a new unit of measurement called an olf, OK? 234 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,040 So one olf would be the emission of air pollutants 235 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:16,880 given off by a standard person. 236 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,040 And the idea is that any unpleasant smell could then be expressed by 237 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480 the number of people it would take 238 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,480 to cause that level of unpleasantness. 239 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,600 So you have an average person is an olf. 240 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,400 And then, say that your fart, 241 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,120 you know, well, "Wow, that's like 150 olfs", that it would be. 242 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,480 Yeah. That was a lot of olfs. That's a lot of olfs. 243 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:38,240 My wife, her horses... Our bedroom has got a window, 244 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:41,280 and the horses are out there, and they fart so loudly 245 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,400 that sometimes I have to turn the telly up. 246 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:49,360 So, on a summer's evening, just lying in bed there, 247 00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:50,840 put the telly on, and just hear... 248 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:52,920 ..like that. 249 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,080 What they're eating, or was it a particularly...? 250 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,320 They have to or they die. 251 00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,000 But are they particularly gassy, horses? 252 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,560 Oh, God, yeah, horses, they're shocking. 253 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,880 I don't know how the Queen stands it in that carriage. 254 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,120 Unbelievable. 255 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,040 Honestly. 256 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,600 Just buy a car. Yeah. 257 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,120 That's why the hat's always at a jaunty angle. 258 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,720 Anyway, moving on... 259 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,960 What do the UK's stink pipes do? 260 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,520 It sounds like a barber shop quartet, doesn't it - 261 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,760 The Stink Pipes. 262 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,840 Oh, that's a great title for a band, yeah. 263 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,680 "And now The Stink Pipes." It's an actual thing. 264 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,960 Indeed, you may have passed one on the way to the studio. 265 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,600 I think the nearest one to this studio is at Southwark Bridge. 266 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:41,920 Are they letting out odours from... the sewers? 267 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:43,440 Absolutely right, yes. 268 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:46,320 You can have another sticker. Ooh! You can have another sticker. 269 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,040 Very well done. 270 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,640 There you are. Purple one. 271 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,080 Yes, you're absolutely right. 272 00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,520 They're sort of tall, hollow, cast iron pipes. 273 00:14:54,520 --> 00:14:56,880 They stand at quite often six to eight metres tall, 274 00:14:56,880 --> 00:14:59,520 and their purpose is to ventilate the potentially explosive... 275 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,960 But do they still work? Yes, they still absolutely work, 276 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,040 and they follow the routes of the main sewers. 277 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,680 Lots of them are still in operation. 278 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,520 How cheap is that flat? 279 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,600 Yeah, that's not nice, is it? 280 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,280 You do have to update sewers 281 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,080 because sewer explosions are not uncommon if they are not 282 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,520 properly looked after and the gas isn't released and so on. 283 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:21,080 So the River Fleet at King's Cross exploded in 1846. 284 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,040 It destroyed a Clerkenwell poorhouse, 285 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,640 and it smashed a Thames steam boat against Blackfriars Bridge. 286 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,440 Can we do anything with it yet? 287 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,840 Has some scientist managed to, you know, like create... 288 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,560 With the sewage? ..create power or something? 289 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,960 Well, the gas, they used to burn 290 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,120 the gas off sometimes at the top of the stink pipes. 291 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,000 In fact, in Sheffield, you can still see that, 292 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,320 some of the gas being burnt off. 293 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,800 But whether they could actually power things with sewage, 294 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,320 that would be fantastic. 295 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,240 Right, time for a little food. 296 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,760 I want you to smell this oil and tell me what has been added to it. 297 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:51,880 There you go. 298 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,400 Is it truffle? 299 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,720 Well... 300 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:58,400 Idiot. I'm an idiot. 301 00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,960 That's the thing with being 302 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,600 a worldwide international restaurant critic... 303 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,840 ..when I get a taste of the truffle, I can't... Yeah. 304 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,920 Here is the thing - 305 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:11,520 almost all truffle oil on the market has never seen a truffle. 306 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,000 It's a mixture of olive oil and chemicals 307 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720 which gives it its truffle aroma. 308 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,880 So what you do is you take methyl mercaptan, which is 309 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,760 the main compound in bad breath and smelly feet, 310 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,360 and you add it to some formaldehyde. 311 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:26,920 I love the smell of truffle. 312 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,760 The Epicureans said the scent smelled like 313 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,440 the tussled sheets on a brothel bed. 314 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:35,440 And medieval monks were not allowed to have truffles, because it 315 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,200 was believed that it would make them forget their calling. 316 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,720 I don't know... These are unbelievably expensive. 317 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:43,640 We have some actual truffles there. 318 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,680 There's some surprising stuff 319 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:53,720 in the world of food that you wouldn't know. 320 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:55,840 So you wouldn't know mostly when you buy truffle oil 321 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,760 that it's never been anywhere near a truffle. 322 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,120 And also, can I recommend a book to you called. 323 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,320 Extra Virginity: The Sublime And Scandalous World Of Olive Oil, OK? 324 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:07,440 And it turns out that there's a huge amount of 325 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,760 fraudulent mislabelling in the olive oil world. 326 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:15,040 Apparently, over 50% of olive oil sold in Italy is adulterated, 327 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,960 and 75-80% in the United States is completely adulterated. 328 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,160 You'd think you're getting that... Well, this is... 329 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,760 They should have, on the extra virgin olive oil, 330 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,440 just have, like, in brackets, "may contain slag". 331 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,840 Definitely, possibly a double sticker on that one, I think. 332 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,200 There's a double, so I think that was definitely... 333 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,600 Extra "phor"! Excellent. 334 00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:48,200 Now, do you have the ability to sniff out crime? 335 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,040 Depends what kind of crime. 336 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:54,760 He who smelt it dealt it - that is legally binding. 337 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,040 Today I probably couldn't sniff out a crime, 338 00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,840 because of the cold, aforementioned. 339 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:03,360 But, I mean, I guess you could smell certain types of crime? 340 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,600 Well, they did some research in the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, 341 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,520 a Professor Mats Olsson, 342 00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:13,120 and people can tell a criminal by smell as well as by sight. 343 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,560 So they showed some video clips to people of crimes being committed, 344 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,440 and asked them to smell, at the same time, 345 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,840 the body odour of the person who was committing it. 346 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:25,520 And when there was a line-up, just by the smell of the person, 347 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:28,960 they were able to work out, 70% of the time, which is exactly the same 348 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:33,040 as a visual line-up, they were able to work out which person it was. 349 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:36,440 If the shirt don't whiff, you must... acquit. 350 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,840 That is the law. 351 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:42,640 I cannot wait to see the Swedish version of Sherlock, 352 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,640 cos it's just him going... 353 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,640 "Smell-a-mentory, my dear Watson." 354 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:48,360 Hey, come on! 355 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,000 Yes! 356 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:57,040 Oh, no. You've blown it. 357 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,360 Has he got any stickers? Uh... 358 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:00,720 Have you got any stickers, Nish? No. He hasn't got any. 359 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,000 No, cos I was going to ask for them back. Take one back. 360 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:08,600 But there are places... So in Alaska, Florida, New York, 361 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,560 they use scent line-ups. 362 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,080 But to fair, they use dogs, rather than human beings, 363 00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,080 because the human can smell with, 364 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:18,320 we have about five or six million odour-detecting cells. 365 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,320 A dog, how many do you reckon? 10 million. 366 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,440 220 million. 367 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,320 And actually, even rabbits have more than us - 368 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,880 they have 100 million. 369 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,480 So, what we're going to do now is we're going to test out 370 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,800 how a dog does on sniffing things out. 371 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:36,160 I have here some contraband, which I am going to give to you, Alan. 372 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,320 OK. 373 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:39,640 And what I would like you to do is put it in your pocket... 374 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,200 Put it in my... ..and go and hide in the audience. 375 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,640 Go and hide in Croydon! 376 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,480 So the audience have got special masks to put on. 377 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,080 So if they could put, those who've got masks could put them on. 378 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,560 Oh, my God! It's terrifying. 379 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,320 Urgh, it's like a sea of... It's awful. Completely terrifying. 380 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,720 Now this is a very special episode of Jonathan Creek. 381 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,400 I never thought I'd be involved in a live game of Where's Wally? 382 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,080 OK. We now welcome please to the studio, from the RAF Police, 383 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,560 Corporal Sam Robson-Rodriguez and Rex. 384 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,560 Sam, thank you so much for coming in and supplying us 385 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,200 with the dummy contraband. 386 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,680 Tell me about Rex and what his job is. 387 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:35,040 Well, Rex is a five-year-old black Lab. 388 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,640 His main job is to search for drugs 389 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:38,560 anywhere we want to put him, basically. 390 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:39,760 And how's he trained? 391 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,760 How do you make him be able to do that? 392 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,400 Well, we start searching for, like, their toys, and then we just 393 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,360 associate the toys with the drugs, so then they think they're searching 394 00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,160 for their toy, whereas in fact, we want them to search for the drugs. 395 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,280 And how many scents can Rex recognise, do you think? 396 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,760 He's trained on all the main scents, 397 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,760 and basically anything you can make out of that. 398 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,640 So, he looks keen to get going. He does. 399 00:20:57,640 --> 00:21:00,880 Right, Sam, please, over to you, my lovely. Thank you very much. 400 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,880 Rex. Come here. 401 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,160 I do hope nobody in the audience has got anything... 402 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,360 - Do you know what? I really hope somebody does. - Yeah. 403 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:15,520 That would be... Wouldn't that just be the best bit of telly ever? 404 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,240 If you just... If he dragged someone to the floor and just, 405 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,960 just dragged them out. 406 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,440 A live drug-bust on QI. Brilliant. 407 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,720 He's so far... ignoring everybody. So that's good for that side. 408 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,760 How will he...? How will he show if he knows? 409 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,840 They have either a stand indication or a sit indication. Oh. 410 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,680 Is he sniffing your crotch, Alan? 411 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,800 Is it in your left pocket? Oh, my God! 412 00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:46,040 Let's have a round of applause, please, for Rex and Sam. 413 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:53,880 Sam and Rex, very good. Thank you very much. 414 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,920 And thank you to all my Alans. What a very, very spooky sight that was. 415 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,720 That was very, very spooky. It was extremely unpleasant. 416 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:09,000 Right, it's time for the stinking miasma that is General Ignorance. 417 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,360 Fingers on buzzers, please. 418 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:13,800 In which country was the full bikini wax invented? 419 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,840 ♪ Smell the roses... ♪ Sally? 420 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,720 I think I'm going to fall into a hole. I'm going to say Brazil. 421 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,040 It's not right, is it? 422 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,400 No. Argh! 423 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,280 It's not Brazil. Croydon. 424 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,240 It's not Croydon. Any more? Any more? 425 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,640 Australia? America? 426 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,760 It is America. It is in the United States. 427 00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,320 So, there's a woman called Jonice Padilha 428 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,920 of J Sisters salon in Manhattan. 429 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:38,400 They pioneered the Brazilian bikini wax in the early 1990s, 430 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,640 and Playboy tried to patent it as an idea. 431 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:44,080 And in order to stop them doing that, she said, "Oh, no, no", 432 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,560 "you can't do that, it's tremendously popular throughout" 433 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,920 "my entire home country, and therefore it is unpatentable." 434 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,360 And that is... You have to use proper wax there. 435 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:54,120 Never just think you can use honey. 436 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:57,440 You speak from experience, then? 437 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,800 Oh, it stings in so many different ways. 438 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,520 The salon still exists and it's opposite Trump Tower. 439 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,080 So you can actually have a Brazilian 440 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,360 and avoid being grabbed by the pussy at the same time. 441 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,040 They came up with the process after other salons refused to wax 442 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,200 that area, apparently. Oh, wow. 443 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,520 Apparently one of the world's most expensive car waxes 444 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:18,800 is also Brazilian. 445 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:21,520 It is called Carnauba wax, made from a palm tree 446 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,360 that only grows in north-east Brazil. 447 00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,240 Handy if you've got a hairy car. Yeah. 448 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:28,840 You can get a French wax as well, 449 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,560 but it only waxes a strip down the middle of the bonnet. 450 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,520 Why should you be worried about how you store your toothbrush? 451 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,880 Is it to do with things that crawl around at night 452 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,440 and crawl about your brushes? 453 00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,160 Do you think there are things crawling about your bathroom? Yeah. 454 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,040 If you put your toothbrush in the wrong place, 455 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:51,160 it's more susceptible to interference from... from... 456 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,240 ..some creatures. 457 00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,000 Are you worried about the Wombles? 458 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,320 There is a common belief that if you keep your toothbrush 459 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:02,800 in the same room as the toilet, 460 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:04,640 it will get covered in faecal matter. 461 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,120 So, here is the good news... 462 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,720 Well, to be fair, that is true, but that's only after my wife 463 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,320 and I had a bit of an argument. 464 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,480 She told me two or three days later, so, you know... 465 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,840 It's true. Your whole house has got faecal matter, 466 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,280 but it has no effect on you whatsoever. It's fine. 467 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,240 According to the American Dental Association, there's "insufficient" 468 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,320 "clinical evidence to support that bacterial growth on toothbrushes" 469 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:31,400 "will lead to specific adverse oral or systemic health effects." 470 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:35,240 It's good, it's good to know, now I can use my toothbrush to just 471 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,160 buff me downstairs. Free from worry. 472 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,520 It's good to know you don't have to worry about creatures 473 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,080 crawling around your toothbrush. 474 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,120 Really, really small cougars at night. 475 00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:52,400 Can you name an animal well known for playing possum? 476 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,000 Is this a trick question? Yes. 477 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,480 I've been playing this game for 15 years now... 478 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:00,400 and I smell a rat! 479 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:02,560 Ah. A possum. Possum. 480 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,080 A possum, yay! 481 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,280 It isn't. Feigning death, right, is that what that is? 482 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,760 It is, it's called thanatosis. 483 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,600 But it isn't the possum that does it, 484 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:17,160 it is the expression that we use - it is the opossum. 485 00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,280 So it's one of those great confusions. Irish possum. 486 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,400 Which is an O'possum. An O'possum. 487 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,400 The opossum is on the right there, the little white-faced one. 488 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,080 And the possum is on the left. They're both marsupials. 489 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,160 The possum actually lives in Australia, 490 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,240 the opossum lives in the United States. 491 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,200 And apart from them both being marsupials, 492 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,240 there's not really much that they have in common. 493 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:38,880 The similarity between the name 494 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,440 stems from Captain's Cook's voyage to Australia. 495 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,680 The naturalist Joseph Banks, he mistook the animals 496 00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,880 that he saw for American opossums. 497 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,320 We were in Australia when my daughter was very little, and 498 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,200 we used to go... The only way she'd go to sleep at night is if we 499 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,120 could go out in the street and find a possum, and then she could rest. 500 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:57,240 Aw. And they used to walk along the telephone wires - 501 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,360 that was the best place to find them. 502 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:03,600 We had possums that lived in our roof, and they used to sigh. 503 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:06,760 So you'd be watching the telly, and you would, you'd hear in the roof, 504 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,520 you'd hear, "Oh..." 505 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,760 They do it quite a lot, and you'd be sort of like, "They're off again." 506 00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:16,520 And then, "Oh..." There was one day, I was in the house by myself... 507 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,640 What were you watching? 508 00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,040 Well, this was the thing - I was watching documentaries, 509 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,000 and there was a "Oh... Oh..." 510 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,560 Did they want you to change channels? Yeah. 511 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,000 I put it onto the music channel - not a peep out of them. 512 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,880 According to the Guinness Book of Animal Records, 513 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:35,960 the smelliest animal on Earth is the zorilla, or striped polecat. 514 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,360 You're going to love this. 515 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:40,720 The emissions from their anal glands not only stink, but can temporarily 516 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:46,520 blind predators and cause painful burning sensations on the skin. 517 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,640 So that is a seriously stinky creature. 518 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,440 Yeah, and you can't get it out of your jeans. 519 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,040 The smell, or the animal? 520 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,360 "So, sorry, officer, er..." 521 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,520 Just have a look at this VT, which I really love. 522 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,760 The karaftohelix snail, it does the complete opposite of playing possum. 523 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:06,880 Have a look. Rather than retreat into its shell, 524 00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,200 it goes on the offensive. 525 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,720 It uses its shell - look at that - as a battering ram to hit. 526 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:14,120 Oh, that's very cool. Isn't that wonderful? 527 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,720 That is very cool, to be able to do that. 528 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,520 If I could swing my arse like that... 529 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,200 You wouldn't be wasting your time sat here, would you? No. 530 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,560 If you think you see a possum playing possum, 531 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,560 then they're probably dead. 532 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,280 So, let's check it out. 533 00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,520 In first place, coming up smelling of roses with three points, 534 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,160 it's Nish. 535 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,200 I still haven't got a sticker. 536 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,040 In second place, with minus two, Alan! 537 00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,160 In third place, with minus three, Ross. 538 00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,960 In last place, stinking the place out, with minus five, it's Sally! 539 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,920 So, we like to give a prize. 540 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,280 Taking home tonight's prize, a truly odious odour - 541 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,840 the actual scent of the Apocalypse goes to Sally. There you go. 542 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:23,080 It only remains for me to thank Sally, Ross, Nish and Alan. 543 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:25,400 And I leave you with this tall tale from a toilet. 544 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,880 Tallulah Bankhead was in a cubicle in the ladies'. 545 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,600 "Do you have any toilet paper?" 546 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:31,600 she asked the occupant of the next stall. 547 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,960 "No," came the reply. 548 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,880 "Then, do you have any Kleenex?" she asked. 549 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,760 "Sorry, no," the lady said again. 550 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,960 "Then, can you change a ten for two fives?" 551 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,600 Thank you, goodnight!