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Why ? I don't understand.
Is it something I've done ?
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Look, it's just not gonna work, OK ?
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Five years, you know ? Five years !
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I... I was drunk.
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Oh, we had fun ! You know ?
We had good times.
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To be honest, I don't...
remember much about it.
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I don't und... Just... Eugh !
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Give me a reason ! You know ?
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You think I'm unemotional, don't you ?
I can be emotional.
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Jesus, I cried like a child
at the end of Terminator 2,
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With the thumb and the molten...
You know ?
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Is there someone else ?
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- Sort of.
- Don't... What !
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My boyfriend.
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- That bastard ! I bloody knew it !
- I'm sorry, I really am.
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It was just a bit of fun, you know ?
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It just doesn't feel right. OK ?
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- Fine.
- All right ?
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Fine.
20
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Look, there's a bit of change.
21
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Sarah, please ! Don't do this !
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You can leave your stuff here
until you find somewhere else.
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- I love you !
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(Fatboy Slim: The Weekend Starts Here)
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Excuse me. Excuse me !
Mind if I sit here ?
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- Er, no, no.
- OK. Thanks.
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What you looking for ?
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What have you got ?
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Hm ?
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What have you got ?
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- No, I mean what are you looking for ?
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Sorry,
I thought you were a drug dealer.
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- Oh, thanks.
- That's all right.
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- No, I'm flat hunting.
- Oh, right.
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Yeah. Oh !
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I was staying with these mates,
well, people I'd met in a squat,
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I didn't meet them in a squat, I moved
into a squat with them, which was fine...
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Are you interested ? Anyway,
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there was this guy,
and I didn't really know, well...
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I suppose... no.
Really what happened was...
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- No, rather than confront, I thought...
- Skip to the end.
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So, I'm moving out.
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I see.
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I hate flat-hunting. Yeah.
I do not envy you at all.
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- Could I borrow that after you ?
- Yeah.
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- Do you mind if I sit here ?
- Oh, no.
47
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- Any luck ?
- No. It's early days yet, so...
48
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(Marni Nixon: Getting to know you)
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Getting to know you
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Getting to know all about you
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Getting to like you
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Getting to hope you'll like me
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- Hi.
- Hi.
54
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- How's it going ?
- Oh, same as always.
55
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- That bad, huh ?
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(Getting to know you)
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I can't do this any more !
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Now... whoa, there, Pickle.
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Every morning I wake up and it's the same.
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I buy the paper
and I circle them all and I phone them,
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only to discover they've been taken by
a bunch of fucking psychic house-hunters !
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- You've only looked at a few.
- They've all been cold, infested rat holes.
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I'm in the same boat,
you don't see me cry...
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Hang on... I didn't see that one.
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"Spacious two-bedroom apartment,
fully furnished, £90 a week."
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- Oh, "professional couple only".
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Why ? ! Why ? ! Why ? !
68
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- You could always pretend.
- What do you mean ?
69
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Well, have you got
any homeless male friends ?
70
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Well,
I do have one homeless male friend.
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Who ?
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OK. You were born in Highgate to John
and Gillian Bisley on 17th September, 1974.
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Right.
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Your little sister Katie once used all your
Batman comics to decorate a cardboard car.
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Unable to salvage the comics,
you drove the car into a pond,
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hit your head on the fountain,
which is where you got your scar.
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You've got a best friend called Mike
who's a weapons expert.
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- Yes !
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Er... yeah.
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You have a potentially fatal allergy
to brazil nuts.
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I have no memory of Christmas 1979.
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I've got no memory of Christmas 1994 either.
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- Oh, why not ?
- I don't know.
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You're an aspiring graphic artist
and you hope one day to work for... ?
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- Dark Star Comics.
- Dark Star Comics.
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Work to date includes a sleeve design
for your sister's boyfriend's brother's band.
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You supplement the 50 quid you got from that
by working in a comic shop, Fantasy Bazaar.
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I'm the assistant manager.
89
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- How many people work for you ?
- It's just me and Bilbo.
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- Who's Bilbo ?
- The manager.
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- You're not a sci-fi nerd ?
- No !
92
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You spend evenings on the Internet
discussing symbolism in the X-Files ?
93
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Modern science fiction can be interesting.
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The speculations of contemporary authors
have probably never been closer to the truth.
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Right. Your preferred mode of transport
is skateboarding.
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You like music and regularly masturbate
over pictures of Gillian Anderson.
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- Who told you that ?
- It was a joke !
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FHM voted her sexiest woman in the world.
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- What about you ?
- I wasn't placed.
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You recently split up with your girlfriend
who got off with your friend Duane.
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He is not my friend !
102
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Well, we don't need to talk about that.
We can if you want, it obviously hit you hard.
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No !
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You prefer a tight-legged cotton pant
as opposed to the boxer.
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- Is all this necessary ?
- What if we're asked personal questions ?
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We're supposed to be a couple. Do me.
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OK. You were born in Richmond in 1975
to Ben and Emily Steiner.
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You have a brother and a sister,
older and younger respectively.
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- You graduated from Kingston Poly...
- University.
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Whatever, in 1996 with a degree
in humanities for which you got a third.
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Which is fine, what I expected.
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Michelle from EastEnders got a third.
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Anyway it's not the grade that matters,
it's being there that counts.
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- Your boyfriend Richard is studying in Hell.
- Hull.
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We won't mention him. You want to be a
journalist but you haven't quite tried that yet.
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Your best friend's called Twist
and she works in fashion.
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Er... yeah.
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You've got no skin-care routine to speak of.
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You're scared of mice and spiders
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but fear they will crossbreed
to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders
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who will immobilise humans
in giant webs in order to steal cheese.
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- I never said that.
- It'd be good, though.
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That's it.
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- By the way, my name's Daisy.
- I'm Tim, hi.
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Hey ! What's that for ?
126
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We could do that thing like in that film with
Andie MacDowell and Gérard Depardieu -
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where they get married
so he can get an American work permit.
128
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A green card ?
129
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- Yeah. What's it called ?
- I don't know.
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That should do it.
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Five eight three - this is it.
Five eight three, five eight three.
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- Five eight three, five eight three...
- Five eight three, five eight three...
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- I forgot what you had for your fifth birthday.
- Er, miniature drum kit.
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- Hey ! Hey !
135
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- I don't want to seem too pushy.
- All right.
136
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- Come on !
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Hello. I'm Marsha.
138
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- Hi. Er, we're a...
- A couple.
139
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Oh, yeah, it's really nice.
140
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Yeah, it's a great flat.
141
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Tim got a miniature drum kit
for his fifth birthday.
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- You what ?
- What's through there ?
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This is the guest bedroom,
which you can use for storage or utilities,
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or if the pair of you
want to bring another life into the world.
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- Yes, perfect for a child.
- Very, er...
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- Homy.
- Homy, yeah, homy. It's very homy.
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What's this ?
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We've finished cleaning the cupboard,
Mrs Klein.
149
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,591
- Ah. Did it take you long ?
- Yes, it took forever.
150
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And ever. And ever.
151
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It's bob-a-job week.
152
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So, what do you both do for a living ?
153
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- Journalist.
- Graphic artist.
154
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Ooh, lovely. You working ?
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- What ?
- Working, earning money, cash ?
156
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- Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, we are.
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- We're very...
- Busy.
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For all your comic needs... Fantasy Bazaar.
159
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- Oh, yeah, we're very, very busy.
- Yeah. Phew !
160
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- We're so busy ! We don't stop.
- I don't sleep. Ever.
161
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That's an exaggeration but we are very busy.
162
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We don't know what to do with it.
163
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So, how long you been together ?
164
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Five years, eight months, three days.
165
00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,957
Well...
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you can move in when you're ready.
167
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,195
- Really ?
- Yep.
168
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Don't you wanna... see our photos ?
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Yeah...
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Come 'ere, you !
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Right. That's it, guys, I'm off.
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I'm outta here !
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I'll probably give you a call
about bills and stuff.
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Ooh ! We haven't got a phone, so...
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Well, that's it, I'm off, I'm going. Bye.
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Bye ! Bye ! Bye !
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Bye ! Bye ! Bye !
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Sir !
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It's yours.
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Thanks.
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Right.
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00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:20,118
Do you have a phone number
in case I need to contact you about bills ?
183
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,754
l-I'm not sure, Daisy's sorting that out.
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00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,836
- Daisy ?
- Yeah.
185
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,553
- Who's Daisy ?
- The girl I'm moving in with.
186
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,352
What do you mean ? When did you meet her ?
187
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- About two weeks ago.
- And you're about to move in with her ?
188
00:12:36,240 --> 00:12:38,913
Yeah. You've got no right to be upset.
189
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You're the one that ended this,
you're the one seeing someone else.
190
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I've got to get on with my life.
I'm sorry if that upsets you, it's the way it is.
191
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:52,551
You can't dangle the bogus carrot
of possible reconciliation in front of me
192
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whilst riding some other donkey. You know ?
193
00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,910
I'm moving on, Sarah.
If you don't like that, that's too bad.
194
00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,635
- Do you love her ?
- What ?
195
00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,193
Do you love her ?
196
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:16,671
No, of course I don't love her, I love you !
Nobody could ever love you as much as I do.
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OK.
198
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,313
Hey ! Crazy-Iooking naked
girl with no nipples, what are you doin' here ? !
199
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:50,075
Cover yourself up, love.
Come on, cover yourself up.
200
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,271
Tim ?
201
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,595
Tim ?
202
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Argh ! Oh !
203
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:32,237
- What are you doing ?
- Hi, Tim... Oh !
204
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I was just cleaning and, erm...
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Did you see the... Cos I changed the table...
Anyway... You don't like it, do you ?
206
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,391
I heard a noise and I thought it was you
cos I was talking to myself...
207
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:47,672
BT called and we've been connected.
So, do you want a tea ?
208
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:52,396
You know, I like this room, it's lovely.
I like the... I like what you've done.
209
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:53,714
Do you want a cup of tea ?
210
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:58,356
- What noise ?
- I heard a noise, I thought I'd have a look.
211
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,996
- Yeah, so... Did I tell you about BT ?
- Yeah, we've been connected.
212
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:06,350
- Just investigating.
- Playing Scooby Doo ?
213
00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:10,359
Yeah. I was always Daphne when I was little.
Who were you ?
214
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,038
Freddy, obviously.
215
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:15,231
Freddy. Yeah. Now look at us.
216
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,198
This guy's called the Bear, he's like a mutant.
217
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:36,712
He's essentially a nice guy but he's driven
to violence by the society he inhabits.
218
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:40,070
- Right. Who's that, then ?
- That's Doktor Mandrake.
219
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,078
- Doctor Mandrake.
- Dok-tor Mandrake, it's got a K in it.
220
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He's a mad scientist. He invented this steroid
called oxypheromalkahyde.
221
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:51,030
He tested it on this orphan kid
but it didn't work, did it ?
222
00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,993
So he chucked out his research,
chucked the kid out onto the street,
223
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but when the kid reached puberty,
224
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the dormant oxypheromalkahyde interrupted
DNA coding and he mutated into the Bear.
225
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:05,909
Doktor Mandrake has dedicated his life
to capturing the Bear
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to rediscover
the effects of oxypheromalkahyde.
227
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:14,828
So, why didn't the doctor
just make the oxypoxydrin again ?
228
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:23,193
Well... because he'd invented it by accident,
didn't he ?
229
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:27,597
These mutants are mistakes he's made
as he's tried to recreate the serum.
230
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- Like, see, that guy's got a really big head.
- Oh.
231
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,596
- So, do you like my comic ?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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That reminds me,
I was talking to Marsha about the rubbish.
233
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There's a door that opens onto the back yard,
so we have to take it to the basement.
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I'll take those bin bags out, then, shall I ?
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- Do you want another cup of tea ?
- No, thanks. Twelve's my limit.
236
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Hello ?
237
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,391
Hello ?
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Hello.
239
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- Daisy, this is Brian.
- Oh, hi ! Do you rent downstairs ?
240
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- Do you mean am I gay ?
- What ?
241
00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:34,671
Do you mean am I gay ?
242
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:38,190
No, no, I meant
are you renting the downstairs flat ?
243
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,916
Oh, right. Yep, sort of.
244
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- Are you gay ?
- What ?
245
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,593
- Are you gay ?
- No.
246
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All right.
247
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Would you like a glass of wine or something ?
248
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Yeah, I can't stay long.
249
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:04,994
And he invited me back to stay with his family
in Istanbul and I didn't like to say no.
250
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,237
But his sisters kept me in the house all day.
251
00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:11,556
They made me eat green eggs
and watch Turkish television.
252
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So I had to escape through the window
in the small toilet.
253
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,512
Hopefully, I'll get some publishers interested.
254
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,356
- What do you do, Brian ?
- An artist.
255
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I'm an artist.
256
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,913
- Oh ! What kind of thing do you do ?
- Anger.
257
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Aarrgghh !
258
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Pain.
259
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,757
Fear.
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00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,632
Aggression.
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00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:56,274
- Watercolours or... ?
- It's a bit more complex than that.
262
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- Tim does cartoons.
- It's a little bit more complex than that.
263
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Processing concept into substance and
trying to create a string of independent forms.
264
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,071
Like sausages ?
265
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I see contemporary art as a dirty plate
heaped with worthless junk food
266
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and I want something more nourishing.
267
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,068
Like sausages ?
268
00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,311
What's that ?
269
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:31,319
That's... Amber, Marsha's daughter.
270
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,189
Marsha.
271
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Don't ask her
if she wants to talk about it.
272
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,709
It was the fucking dog.
273
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:52,116
It was like the dog
was some kind of replacement.
274
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:56,428
He used to let her sleep in the bed,
actually in the bed.
275
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Sometimes I used to wonder.
276
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,159
Anyway, eventually I had to say
"It is the dog or me."
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And he chose the dog.
278
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Bitch.
279
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,357
Ahh ! Sarah !
280
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,749
- Sarah ?
- Sarah ! I'm here.
281
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,554
I'm here, it's OK. His pet name for me.
282
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:23,034
Hm. Where does that come from ?
283
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,911
My ex-girlfriend.
284
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,993
Hello ?
285
00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,634
- It's me, Richard.
- Oh, hello.
286
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,116
I got your phone number from your mum.
How's it going ?
287
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,153
Oh, it's fine, you know, good, thanks.
288
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,756
- What's the flat like ?
- Erm, very nice.
289
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:46,791
Cool. Listen, I've been thinking, wondering
about that Tim guy you've moved in with.
290
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,239
Yes !
291
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:53,832
Look, I can't really talk now.
There's some people here. OK ?
292
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,677
Oh, OK.
293
00:20:55,720 --> 00:21:00,111
- I love you, Daisy Duke !
- I love you, too, Boss Hogg.
294
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:04,358
- I can't hear you !
- I love you, too, Boss Hogg.
295
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,153
- Bye.
- 'Bye.'
296
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:15,029
That was, er... Boss Hogg.
297
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:23,591
- How long have you been together ?
- Five years, eight months, three days.
298
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,878
That's what you said two days ago.
299
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Shit !
300
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,110
It's at times like this I wish I was telepathic,
Don't you, Tim ?
301
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:37,357
Oh, damn !
302
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:44,352
- Daisy and me have two anniversaries.
- OK.
303
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,516
Daisy takes it from when we kissed,
304
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,632
I take it from
the first time we were physically intimate.
305
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,074
Oh, that's sweet !
306
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,872
Whose is it today ?
307
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,831
- It's Daisy's.
- Mine.
308
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,839
So you had sex before you kissed ?
309
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,997
Shit !
310
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,636
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
311
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:11,232
Happy anniversary.
312
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,151
Well, good night.
313
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:20,797
Are you gonna keep the table here ? Cos
I always think it works better by the window.
314
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:25,074
It's up to you though, innit ? It's your flat now.
315
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,997
Yes !
316
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,470
- Night, Brian.
- Night.
317
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,795
- Are you and Mar...
- Sh !
318
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,392
Night. Thanks, see you later.
319
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,431
That was close,
320
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,675
You're telling me.
321
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:04,831
Well... didn't get much unpacking done,
did we ?
322
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,437
No.
323
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,833
- Ooh ! Well...
- Well !
324
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,315
- Well, well, well.
- Well, well, well, well, well.
325
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,876
- Good night.
- Oh, OK. Night.
326
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,754
- Off to beddy-byes.
- Yeah.
327
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,792
Well done to that.
328
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,910
- I'm knackered.
- Me too.
329
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:33,396
- So, good night.
- Good night.
330
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:43,070
- OK. Night.
- OK, well... You... Good night.
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