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(Dexys Midnight Runners: Come on Eileen)
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Come on, Eileen, to-loo-rye-ay
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Come on, Eileen, to-loo-rye-ay
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Now you have grown,
now you have shown
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Oh, Eileen
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Said, come on, Eileen
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I need to-loo-rye-ay
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Come on, I need to-loo-rye-ay
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Now I must say, more than ever
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Things round here have changed, I said
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Too-ra, loo-ra, too-ra, loo-rye-ay
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,,verge on dirty
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Ah, come on, Eileen
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What are you doing playing army on Sunday
morning ? You're missing Grange Hill,
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The TA is no game, Tim.
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It isn't the TA, Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers.
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You're a civilian, you don't understand. You're
thinking "It's Sunday, I'd rather be in bed."
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And you're thinking "It's Sunday,
I'd rather be in Apocalypse Now, "
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That's easy for you to say.
What are you doing later on ?
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- It's classified.
- Why don't you come round ? I'm bored.
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I can't - combat canoeing.
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I'm learning to Eskimo roll with a two-stone
rucksack on my back, holding a loaded rifle.
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They don't have rifles
in the Rough Ramblers, Mike.
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- Hand grenades ?
- No.
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- Anthrax ?
- Mike !
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Listen, Tim, gotta go. Looks like we're
moving out. Roger Bravo Tango Alpha.
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Come on, Mike.
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Yay ! Danny Kendall's about to die.
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You're right, that is better than
when Jeremy went into the swimming pool
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to retrieve Fay's necklace
and suffered a brain embolism.
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Bronson's got to pay.
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Bronson's got to pay !
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Tim, Bronson's got to pay,
He's got a toupee,
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Can I bring the bike in ? Your landlady's
got the look of a bike thief about her.
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What, ageing female divorcee ? What's
she gonna do, sell it to buy Jacob's Creek ?
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Don't get sarky, that bike's my living. Not like
you pretending to be a struggling cartoonist,
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poncing off the state while decent taxpayers
like me fund your drink problem.
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I wouldn't mind so much,
but you seem to be having such a shit time.
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Anyway, I was just coming back from a club,
right, passed your gaff and I remembered -
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you owe me 20 quid.
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Daisy, this is Tyres,
he bikes my drawings round for me.
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Tyres ! Yeah, Tim told me
he had more than one friend,
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I didn't believe him, but here you are -
it's The Village Of The Damned !
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- Are youse two... ?
- What, hand ? I don't...
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Are youse two an item ?
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No ! No.That's... No. Well...
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No, Daisy's not like that.
That's funny, that's actually funny.
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- No, we're just mates, aren't we ? Chums.
- Get off me !
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Oh, I see, youse are er... "friends".
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Did you want a cup of tea, Tyres ?
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I couldn't eat a thing,
my stomach's like a walnut.
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- Can't you even have tea ?
- No, no solids.
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- Something orange ?
- Er, water ?
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Water ? OK.
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Hello ? What, already ?
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All right. I'll see you later.
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- Who was that ?
- It was Mike.
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He just nearly drowned doing an Eskimo roll.
He put too many pebbles in his rucksack.
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Last time I seen Mike he was on Crimewatch,
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No, that was a case of mistaken identity.
Police had his house surrounded last week.
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- No, this was about two months ago.
- Oh, yeah, that was him.
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What did you do last night ?
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Last night ? Last night was A1,
tip-top, clubbing jam fair.
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It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread,
wrapped up in a bag like disco fudge.
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Doesn't get much better than that. I just wish
I could control these fucking mood swings !
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So what did youse two friends do last night ?
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Oh, we just stayed in, didn't we ?
Had a laugh, played Scrabble.
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(Roberto Picardo: lena Sequence)
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Six. Seven. Six.
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Live, or live.
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Shazam. It is a word. It is a word.
I've got a pile of comics this big.
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- Captain Marvel says it.
- It's a nonsense invented word.
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You're only doing that so you can use Z.
Take it off, it's not a word.
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Pro V. Pantene Pro V.
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You can't have Pantene Pro V !
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It's the ingredient in the shampoo
that makes the hair silky and smooth !
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It's a word they made up
to make shampoo sound important !
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You're so naive. I cannot believe...
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It probably isn't a word !
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Fuck !
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- What ?
- The last four letters you threw spelt "fuck".
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Oh. What do you think that means ?
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I see. So you skipped the sex part
and went straight to the Scrabble.
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I can't get my head round this platonic
inter-gender relationship malarkey.
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It just doesn't seem right.
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Don't get me wrong, I don't mind
having a chinwag with a honey,
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but I just like to do it after waggling her chin,
you know what I mean ?
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- Yeah.
- You like to waggle your willie on her chin ?
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Don't come your post-feminist,
art-school bollocks with me, sunflower,
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if that's your real frigging name, all right ?
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- I work for a living. What do you do ?
- I write, actually.
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Oh, do you ? In other words,
you're on the dole.
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So anyway, are youse two friends
coming out with me tonight or what ?
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- No money.
- I'll lend you the money.
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- I already owe you 20 quid.
- Do you ?
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No.
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- Oh, look, there's Madonna.
- Where ?
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- So we'll see you later, then, yeah ?
- Cool, right.
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OK, I'm going off for a shower, a shit and
a shave. I'll be back for youse about eleven.
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Pack your party bags, people,
cos tonight is gonna be a large one, all right ?
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Be lucky ! Oi-oi !
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- What was all that about Madonna ?
- Tyres has got a really short attention span.
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I remember once... Oh, look, wrestling.
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- Get the stick, get the stick !
- Come on.
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- Aargh !
- Sorry, mate.
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- Bastard !
- Sorry. God.
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I haven't been to a club in ages.
I think we should ask Brian to come.
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I don't really see Brian throwing
shapes in the church of dance, do you ?
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Well, he might if we ask Twist to come.
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- Brian and Twist ?
- Yeah ! Get with the programme !
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- Although Tyres'll think we're double-dating.
- Urgh.
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He was funny, wasn't he ?
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What did you mean
when you said "Daisy's not like that" ?
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- I never said that.
- You did.
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He said "Are you two... ?"
and you said "No, Daisy's not like that."
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- I just wondered what you meant.
- I just meant... I meant you're not like that.
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I don't see you in that way.
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- What am I ? Chopped liver ?
- I wish !
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You're too hung up on your ex-girlfriend to
even notice the existence of another woman.
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Who said that ? !
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No, I'm serious. I'm serious,
I think you've got a big problem.
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Shut up ! You don't know anything
about my problems !
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Yes, I do. Half a bottle of Galliano
and that's all you talk about.
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- Bloody Galliano.
- No, it's an obsession, Tim, it's unhealthy.
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I heard you call her name out in your sleep
the other night.
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How did you know I was asleep ?
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Why would you call her name out
if you were awake ?
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All I'm saying is I think you've got
a V big problem with your ex-G-friend.
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Just back off, will you ?
What do you care about what I do, anyway ?
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All right ! I was just making an observation.
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Yeah, well, don't, all right ?
You don't know what you're talking about.
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- Sorry !
- It's all right.
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You gonna ask Brian if he wants to come out ?
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Yes !
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- Are you gonna sulk all day ?
- No !
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Can't come out.
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We're going to a club later.
Do you want to come ?
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- I don't go to clubs.
- What do you mean, you don't go to clubs ?
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I'm working, Tim. Working.
Do you understand ?
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No, sorry. Got me there.
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Trying to... avoid...
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clichés
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by not actually placing my brush
on the canvas.
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Wow. Right.
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- I'm using my penis.
- Finally !
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Do you want to see ?
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No, I'm just about to have my tea.
Why don't you come out ? It'll be good for you.
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No, it won't.
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Twist'll be there.
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Will she ?
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Can't.
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Huge.
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- It's a no.
- Shh !
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Money, money,
that's all you care about.
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- What do you know about what I care about ?
- More than you think, young lady !
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Leave me alone !
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Oh, I feel for Amber,
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I feel for Amber,
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Why you gotta play that song so loud ?
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Because we want to, because we want to
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That'll be Marsha.
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No !
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- Hi, Marsha.
- Hello.
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Sorry about the noise. Periods, you know.
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- Her dad left.
- I thought he left when she was two.
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Yeah, yeah. She is milking it slightly.
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- So do you want a tea ?
- No, no, I won't intrude.
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Yeah, all right, then, I'll have a small one.
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One small tea.
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It's difficult, isn't it ? Me and my mum
used to row all the time.
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I'll worry about you
if you stay out later than ten.
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- Try to think about my feelings.
- Oh, all right.
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- Bye, Mum. Love you.
- Bye, dumpling. Love you too.
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Oh, yeah ! She used to go ballistic.
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She'd say "You're not going out"
and I'd say "Yes, I am."
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It was a nightmare.
She was just so unreasonable.
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- For God's sake, she was worried about you.
- No, she wasn't.
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She was scared to face a life without me
so she tried to stop me from growing.
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That is so self-obsessed,
as if everything revolved around you.
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She probably looked forward to you going
but wanted to show she cared about you.
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If she'd wanted to do that,
she could have bought me that pony.
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That's what it boils down to with you -
money, money, money. It's all you care about.
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- What do you know about what I care about ?
- More than you think, young lady.
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Oh, leave me alone !
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You got any biscuits ?
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How is she ?
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The fibreglass on the outer casing
was severely damaged in the incident.
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- What happened ?
- Showing off, Tim.
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I had fifteen rocks in my rucksack
instead of the regulation five.
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I knew something was wrong when I got her
in the water. She was sitting so low.
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So low.
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But I didn't stop, Tim. Fifteen rocks
in my rucksack and everyone knew it.
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So what happened when you rolled ?
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I lost control of the vessel
two feet from the shore.
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As I struggled to right her,
I banged into the jetty,
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damaging the canoe's carcass.
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The ramble leader had to dive in
and rescue me from beneath the canoe.
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So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll,
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it was more a case of rolling right Inuit !
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Inuit's another word for Eskimo.
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I've been thrown out, Tim. The
Rough Ramblers don't want me any more.
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Come on, come on. Come on.
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I've gotta face it, Tim.
I'm not the big man, not the leader.
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No-one's ever gonna look up to me.
I feel like a failure.
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You're not a failure, Mike, you're not.
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You're too good for them.
They're not ready for you.
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You're a renegade, you're a soldier of fortune.
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- Yeah, like the A-Team.
- Yeah, you're like Mr T but white and hairy.
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- I am, aren't I ?
- I feel sorry for anybody who says you're not.
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- I pity the fool.
- I pity the fool.
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- "I ain't going on no plane, sucker."
- Stop that.
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- I'll never be in the real army, though, will I ?
- No.
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- Cos of what happened.
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I know, Mike, and I'm sorry,
but this was a long time ago.
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I haven't let you down since, have I ?
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No.
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- And I never will.
- I know.
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Come 'ere, you big twat.
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- Ahem ! Excuse me.
- Just a second.
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OK.
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Mike !
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- Cheap Dutch lager for the lady ?
- No, thanks.
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- Oh, thanks( !)
- I'm on a special diet. I have to eat like a bird.
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What, like this ?
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- Where's Brian ?
- Yeah, Tim, where's Brian ?
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- Up his own arse.
- You don't like him ?
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I do like him, I'm just not sure why.
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How are you, Mike ?
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- Yep.
- That's a well-fitted body warmer, Mike.
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It's a life jacket.
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- Have you been yachting ?
- I've been all-terrain rambling.
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Kind of off-road rambling.
Comes in all forms of outdoor pursuits -
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walking, canoeing, killing.
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- Killing ?
- No, no. No killing.
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- Maybe you should take the jacket off now.
- He will when he's ready.
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- Coming out tonight, Mike ?
- I don't know. I don't really go out much.
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- I haven't got anything to wear.
- Come on, Mike. Come on ! Let's all go out.
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Let's get dressed up and go out.
We'll be like a gang. Like a group.
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Like an army. Yeah.
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- Try this.
- Hey, is this mine ?
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- That's mine !
- I let you borrow my clothes.
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Why would I want to borrow your clothes ?
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Oh, you look fantastic !
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- Too tight ?
- No !
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It does look really good. Maybe you could
tie something round your waist...
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if you feel a bit self-conscious.
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- The style's a bit feminine, isn't it ?
- No !
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Of course it's too feminine, it's a girl's top !
Get away from him.
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Mike, don't let them dress you up
like a giant cock.
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I had to dress up
as an elderly Israeli woman once.
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- Did you ?
- I didn't have to.
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We should talk.
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Is this too much ?
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- Yes.
- No !
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Oh, hi, Bri.
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- Can I use your video while you're out ?
- What are you gonna do ?
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Stick it to canvas as part of a piece depicting
a society populated by cathode junkies
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selling their imagination for quick-fix
media hits from the Blockbuster syringe ?
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No, I want to record Ready Steady Cook,
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OK.
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- You're sure you don't want to come out ?
- No, I don't go to clubs.
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- Oh, why ?
- Erm...
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- Just don't.
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Get that, will you, Mike ?
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So, er... packed the party bag ?
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Yes, two fresh jumpers, two fresh T-shirts,
two woolly hats, all right ?
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You saved any small countries
from tyranny recently ?
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- No.
- I like a soldier that minds his own business.
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Wahey ! Oh, you lucky people !
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- Who's this ?
- It's Brian. He's not coming.
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- Why are you not coming ?
- Well... Yeah, why aren't you coming ?
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Why aren't you coming, Brian ?
It won't be the same without you. Please !
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I don't go clubbing !
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Hello, everyone.
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- Oh, hi, Marsha.
- Hi, Marsha.
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You all going out ?
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Yeah, except Brian.
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Looks like it's just you and me, then, Brian.
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- I'm gonna put my coat in the cloakroom.
- Yeah, take mine, will you, Daisy ?
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- Take mine, too.
- There's no point us both queuing, is there ?
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Thanks very much, little lady.
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- Who wrote the music ?
- What ?
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- Who wrote the music ?
- I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
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What ?
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I've got to dance !
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Let's weave !
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Hey, listen, I'm sorry about earlier on,
snapping at you.
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I was so out of order. I'm really sorry.
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No !
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No, it's fine. It was fine. It's good.
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- Is it ?
- Yeah, we're on another level.
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Yeah, we are, cos we can snap at each other
and it doesn't matter
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and it's not a problem, it's not an issue,
you know what I mean ?
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It's beneath us, yeah.
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Yeah, cos I like you, I do.
I just like living with you, it's fun.
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You know, you're so talented,
you're gonna do so well.
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You are. You are. No, you are.
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- You're so good.
- No.
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- You're such a good artist.
- Am I ?
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- You are ! You're so good.
- I am.
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You're gonna be fine,
we're both gonna be fine, gonna do well.
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We're gonna do so well and when we do,
we'll get a big house in Hampstead
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and we'll get a room in the house
and have our own club.
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Have a club and we'll get all our friends in.
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We'll be like the King and Queen of Clubland,
you and me.
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Yeah, you and me.
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Yaaay ! Ah-ha-ha !
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Terribly sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.
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I was just wondering if you two friends
would like to come and join the collective.
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- I'm sorry I left you in the queue.
- I had a great time. Where's Mike ?
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- Where's Mike ?
- Where's Mike ?
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He's over there.
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(Remix of A-Team theme tune)
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My work here is done,
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Ooh, only for the, only for the
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Only for the hardcore UK raver
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Ba-ba-nyow-nyow-ne-ne
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Havin' it large, havin' it major,
havin' it large, havin' it major
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Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
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