1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:04,195 (Dexys Midnight Runners: Come on Eileen) 2 00:00:04,240 --> 00:00:09,155 Come on, Eileen, to-loo-rye-ay 3 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:13,079 Come on, Eileen, to-loo-rye-ay 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:16,317 Now you have grown, now you have shown 5 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:20,350 Oh, Eileen 6 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,470 Said, come on, Eileen 7 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:25,318 I need to-loo-rye-ay 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:28,511 Come on, I need to-loo-rye-ay 9 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,313 Now I must say, more than ever 10 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:34,033 Things round here have changed, I said 11 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:40,269 Too-ra, loo-ra, too-ra, loo-rye-ay 12 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:55,477 ,,verge on dirty 13 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:58,193 Ah, come on, Eileen 14 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,552 What are you doing playing army on Sunday morning ? You're missing Grange Hill, 15 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,556 The TA is no game, Tim. 16 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:19,989 It isn't the TA, Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers. 17 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,999 You're a civilian, you don't understand. You're thinking "It's Sunday, I'd rather be in bed." 18 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,395 And you're thinking "It's Sunday, I'd rather be in Apocalypse Now, " 19 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:30,310 That's easy for you to say. What are you doing later on ? 20 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,716 - It's classified. - Why don't you come round ? I'm bored. 21 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,830 I can't - combat canoeing. 22 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,350 I'm learning to Eskimo roll with a two-stone rucksack on my back, holding a loaded rifle. 23 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,039 They don't have rifles in the Rough Ramblers, Mike. 24 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:43,672 - Hand grenades ? - No. 25 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,438 - Anthrax ? - Mike ! 26 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:50,235 Listen, Tim, gotta go. Looks like we're moving out. Roger Bravo Tango Alpha. 27 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,830 Come on, Mike. 28 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,310 Yay ! Danny Kendall's about to die. 29 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,710 You're right, that is better than when Jeremy went into the swimming pool 30 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:11,673 to retrieve Fay's necklace and suffered a brain embolism. 31 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,711 Bronson's got to pay. 32 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,149 Bronson's got to pay ! 33 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,716 Tim, Bronson's got to pay, He's got a toupee, 34 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,633 Can I bring the bike in ? Your landlady's got the look of a bike thief about her. 35 00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:28,752 What, ageing female divorcee ? What's she gonna do, sell it to buy Jacob's Creek ? 36 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:33,112 Don't get sarky, that bike's my living. Not like you pretending to be a struggling cartoonist, 37 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,038 poncing off the state while decent taxpayers like me fund your drink problem. 38 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,833 I wouldn't mind so much, but you seem to be having such a shit time. 39 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,873 Anyway, I was just coming back from a club, right, passed your gaff and I remembered - 40 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:44,911 you owe me 20 quid. 41 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:47,554 Daisy, this is Tyres, he bikes my drawings round for me. 42 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,319 Tyres ! Yeah, Tim told me he had more than one friend, 43 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,432 I didn't believe him, but here you are - it's The Village Of The Damned ! 44 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,357 - Are youse two... ? - What, hand ? I don't... 45 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,595 Are youse two an item ? 46 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,359 No ! No.That's... No. Well... 47 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,517 No, Daisy's not like that. That's funny, that's actually funny. 48 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,439 - No, we're just mates, aren't we ? Chums. - Get off me ! 49 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:14,790 Oh, I see, youse are er... "friends". 50 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,871 - Yeah. - Yeah. 51 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:20,678 Did you want a cup of tea, Tyres ? 52 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,438 I couldn't eat a thing, my stomach's like a walnut. 53 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,710 - Can't you even have tea ? - No, no solids. 54 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:27,672 - Something orange ? - Er, water ? 55 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:29,790 Water ? OK. 56 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:59,391 Hello ? What, already ? 57 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,791 All right. I'll see you later. 58 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:05,518 - Who was that ? - It was Mike. 59 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:09,519 He just nearly drowned doing an Eskimo roll. He put too many pebbles in his rucksack. 60 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,676 Last time I seen Mike he was on Crimewatch, 61 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:15,633 No, that was a case of mistaken identity. Police had his house surrounded last week. 62 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,593 - No, this was about two months ago. - Oh, yeah, that was him. 63 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:20,993 What did you do last night ? 64 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,397 Last night ? Last night was A1, tip-top, clubbing jam fair. 65 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:29,399 It was a sandwich of fun on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a bag like disco fudge. 66 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:34,309 Doesn't get much better than that. I just wish I could control these fucking mood swings ! 67 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:37,955 So what did youse two friends do last night ? 68 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,272 Oh, we just stayed in, didn't we ? Had a laugh, played Scrabble. 69 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,709 (Roberto Picardo: lena Sequence) 70 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,711 Six. Seven. Six. 71 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,396 Live, or live. 72 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:59,199 Shazam. It is a word. It is a word. I've got a pile of comics this big. 73 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,198 - Captain Marvel says it. - It's a nonsense invented word. 74 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:06,074 You're only doing that so you can use Z. Take it off, it's not a word. 75 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,511 Pro V. Pantene Pro V. 76 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,869 You can't have Pantene Pro V ! 77 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:17,471 It's the ingredient in the shampoo that makes the hair silky and smooth ! 78 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,909 It's a word they made up to make shampoo sound important ! 79 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:22,076 You're so naive. I cannot believe... 80 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,076 It probably isn't a word ! 81 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:27,989 Fuck ! 82 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,191 - What ? - The last four letters you threw spelt "fuck". 83 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:34,391 Oh. What do you think that means ? 84 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,750 I see. So you skipped the sex part and went straight to the Scrabble. 85 00:05:37,800 --> 00:05:41,190 I can't get my head round this platonic inter-gender relationship malarkey. 86 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,514 It just doesn't seem right. 87 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,313 Don't get me wrong, I don't mind having a chinwag with a honey, 88 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,238 but I just like to do it after waggling her chin, you know what I mean ? 89 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:51,670 - Yeah. - You like to waggle your willie on her chin ? 90 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,713 Don't come your post-feminist, art-school bollocks with me, sunflower, 91 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:56,909 if that's your real frigging name, all right ? 92 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:59,952 - I work for a living. What do you do ? - I write, actually. 93 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,798 Oh, do you ? In other words, you're on the dole. 94 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,798 So anyway, are youse two friends coming out with me tonight or what ? 95 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:08,035 - No money. - I'll lend you the money. 96 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,992 - I already owe you 20 quid. - Do you ? 97 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,552 No. 98 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:15,431 - Oh, look, there's Madonna. - Where ? 99 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,948 - So we'll see you later, then, yeah ? - Cool, right. 100 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,959 OK, I'm going off for a shower, a shit and a shave. I'll be back for youse about eleven. 101 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,912 Pack your party bags, people, cos tonight is gonna be a large one, all right ? 102 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,157 Be lucky ! Oi-oi ! 103 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:33,519 - What was all that about Madonna ? - Tyres has got a really short attention span. 104 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,790 I remember once... Oh, look, wrestling. 105 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,558 - Get the stick, get the stick ! - Come on. 106 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:44,397 - Aargh ! - Sorry, mate. 107 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,352 - Bastard ! - Sorry. God. 108 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:55,079 I haven't been to a club in ages. I think we should ask Brian to come. 109 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,999 I don't really see Brian throwing shapes in the church of dance, do you ? 110 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:02,112 Well, he might if we ask Twist to come. 111 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:05,596 - Brian and Twist ? - Yeah ! Get with the programme ! 112 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,359 - Although Tyres'll think we're double-dating. - Urgh. 113 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:11,073 He was funny, wasn't he ? 114 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,554 What did you mean when you said "Daisy's not like that" ? 115 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,272 - I never said that. - You did. 116 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:18,551 He said "Are you two... ?" and you said "No, Daisy's not like that." 117 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,910 - I just wondered what you meant. - I just meant... I meant you're not like that. 118 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:24,554 I don't see you in that way. 119 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,036 - What am I ? Chopped liver ? - I wish ! 120 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:34,635 You're too hung up on your ex-girlfriend to even notice the existence of another woman. 121 00:07:34,680 --> 00:07:36,671 Who said that ? ! 122 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:40,508 No, I'm serious. I'm serious, I think you've got a big problem. 123 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:43,677 Shut up ! You don't know anything about my problems ! 124 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,030 Yes, I do. Half a bottle of Galliano and that's all you talk about. 125 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,311 - Bloody Galliano. - No, it's an obsession, Tim, it's unhealthy. 126 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,430 I heard you call her name out in your sleep the other night. 127 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:53,595 How did you know I was asleep ? 128 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,871 Why would you call her name out if you were awake ? 129 00:07:56,920 --> 00:08:00,959 All I'm saying is I think you've got a V big problem with your ex-G-friend. 130 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,231 Just back off, will you ? What do you care about what I do, anyway ? 131 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:07,397 All right ! I was just making an observation. 132 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:11,149 Yeah, well, don't, all right ? You don't know what you're talking about. 133 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,597 - Sorry ! - It's all right. 134 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,714 You gonna ask Brian if he wants to come out ? 135 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:26,751 Yes ! 136 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,189 - Are you gonna sulk all day ? - No ! 137 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,040 Can't come out. 138 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:44,713 We're going to a club later. Do you want to come ? 139 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,389 - I don't go to clubs. - What do you mean, you don't go to clubs ? 140 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:52,310 I'm working, Tim. Working. Do you understand ? 141 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,792 No, sorry. Got me there. 142 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:59,150 Trying to... avoid... 143 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:01,631 clichés 144 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:06,918 by not actually placing my brush on the canvas. 145 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,598 Wow. Right. 146 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,996 - I'm using my penis. - Finally ! 147 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,792 Do you want to see ? 148 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:18,712 No, I'm just about to have my tea. Why don't you come out ? It'll be good for you. 149 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:20,751 No, it won't. 150 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,959 Twist'll be there. 151 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,991 Will she ? 152 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:33,791 Can't. 153 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:37,319 Huge. 154 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,999 - It's a no. - Shh ! 155 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,190 Money, money, that's all you care about. 156 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:47,119 - What do you know about what I care about ? - More than you think, young lady ! 157 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,151 Leave me alone ! 158 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,191 Oh, I feel for Amber, 159 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,312 I feel for Amber, 160 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,191 Why you gotta play that song so loud ? 161 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,549 Because we want to, because we want to 162 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,476 That'll be Marsha. 163 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,158 No ! 164 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:17,315 - Hi, Marsha. - Hello. 165 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,917 Sorry about the noise. Periods, you know. 166 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:25,350 - Her dad left. - I thought he left when she was two. 167 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,153 Yeah, yeah. She is milking it slightly. 168 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:34,036 - So do you want a tea ? - No, no, I won't intrude. 169 00:10:34,080 --> 00:10:36,753 Yeah, all right, then, I'll have a small one. 170 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,950 One small tea. 171 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,154 It's difficult, isn't it ? Me and my mum used to row all the time. 172 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,036 I'll worry about you if you stay out later than ten. 173 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:54,392 - Try to think about my feelings. - Oh, all right. 174 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,077 - Bye, Mum. Love you. - Bye, dumpling. Love you too. 175 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:05,798 Oh, yeah ! She used to go ballistic. 176 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:10,550 She'd say "You're not going out" and I'd say "Yes, I am." 177 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,751 It was a nightmare. She was just so unreasonable. 178 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:17,395 - For God's sake, she was worried about you. - No, she wasn't. 179 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:21,399 She was scared to face a life without me so she tried to stop me from growing. 180 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:24,637 That is so self-obsessed, as if everything revolved around you. 181 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:28,958 She probably looked forward to you going but wanted to show she cared about you. 182 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:32,276 If she'd wanted to do that, she could have bought me that pony. 183 00:11:32,320 --> 00:11:35,869 That's what it boils down to with you - money, money, money. It's all you care about. 184 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:39,356 - What do you know about what I care about ? - More than you think, young lady. 185 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,391 Oh, leave me alone ! 186 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:51,071 You got any biscuits ? 187 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:09,679 How is she ? 188 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:13,474 The fibreglass on the outer casing was severely damaged in the incident. 189 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,631 - What happened ? - Showing off, Tim. 190 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:20,355 I had fifteen rocks in my rucksack instead of the regulation five. 191 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,472 I knew something was wrong when I got her in the water. She was sitting so low. 192 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,238 So low. 193 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:29,068 But I didn't stop, Tim. Fifteen rocks in my rucksack and everyone knew it. 194 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,111 So what happened when you rolled ? 195 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,674 I lost control of the vessel two feet from the shore. 196 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,029 As I struggled to right her, I banged into the jetty, 197 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:38,150 damaging the canoe's carcass. 198 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,955 The ramble leader had to dive in and rescue me from beneath the canoe. 199 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,355 So it wasn't so much an Eskimo roll, 200 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,358 it was more a case of rolling right Inuit ! 201 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,875 Inuit's another word for Eskimo. 202 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:59,233 I've been thrown out, Tim. The Rough Ramblers don't want me any more. 203 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,475 Come on, come on. Come on. 204 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,717 I've gotta face it, Tim. I'm not the big man, not the leader. 205 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:08,230 No-one's ever gonna look up to me. I feel like a failure. 206 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:10,919 You're not a failure, Mike, you're not. 207 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,793 You're too good for them. They're not ready for you. 208 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,718 You're a renegade, you're a soldier of fortune. 209 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,150 - Yeah, like the A-Team. - Yeah, you're like Mr T but white and hairy. 210 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,272 - I am, aren't I ? - I feel sorry for anybody who says you're not. 211 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,912 - I pity the fool. - I pity the fool. 212 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,599 - "I ain't going on no plane, sucker." - Stop that. 213 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,915 - I'll never be in the real army, though, will I ? - No. 214 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,951 - Cos of what happened. 215 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,276 I know, Mike, and I'm sorry, but this was a long time ago. 216 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,515 I haven't let you down since, have I ? 217 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,152 No. 218 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,755 - And I never will. - I know. 219 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,711 Come 'ere, you big twat. 220 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,677 - Ahem ! Excuse me. - Just a second. 221 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,511 OK. 222 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,710 Mike ! 223 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,159 - Cheap Dutch lager for the lady ? - No, thanks. 224 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,634 - Oh, thanks( !) - I'm on a special diet. I have to eat like a bird. 225 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,671 What, like this ? 226 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,390 - Where's Brian ? - Yeah, Tim, where's Brian ? 227 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,033 - Up his own arse. - You don't like him ? 228 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,036 I do like him, I'm just not sure why. 229 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,911 How are you, Mike ? 230 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,431 - Yep. - That's a well-fitted body warmer, Mike. 231 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,118 It's a life jacket. 232 00:14:43,160 --> 00:14:45,390 - Have you been yachting ? - I've been all-terrain rambling. 233 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:49,752 Kind of off-road rambling. Comes in all forms of outdoor pursuits - 234 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:53,273 walking, canoeing, killing. 235 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,357 - Killing ? - No, no. No killing. 236 00:14:57,520 --> 00:15:01,559 - Maybe you should take the jacket off now. - He will when he's ready. 237 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,910 - Coming out tonight, Mike ? - I don't know. I don't really go out much. 238 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:12,158 - I haven't got anything to wear. - Come on, Mike. Come on ! Let's all go out. 239 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:17,149 Let's get dressed up and go out. We'll be like a gang. Like a group. 240 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,589 Like an army. Yeah. 241 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:25,160 - Try this. - Hey, is this mine ? 242 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,794 - That's mine ! - I let you borrow my clothes. 243 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,400 Why would I want to borrow your clothes ? 244 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,951 Oh, you look fantastic ! 245 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,991 - Too tight ? - No ! 246 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,635 It does look really good. Maybe you could tie something round your waist... 247 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,750 if you feel a bit self-conscious. 248 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,519 - The style's a bit feminine, isn't it ? - No ! 249 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:53,678 Of course it's too feminine, it's a girl's top ! Get away from him. 250 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,269 Mike, don't let them dress you up like a giant cock. 251 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,276 I had to dress up as an elderly Israeli woman once. 252 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,595 - Did you ? - I didn't have to. 253 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,596 We should talk. 254 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:16,638 Is this too much ? 255 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,478 - Yes. - No ! 256 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,231 Oh, hi, Bri. 257 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:25,991 - Can I use your video while you're out ? - What are you gonna do ? 258 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:30,511 Stick it to canvas as part of a piece depicting a society populated by cathode junkies 259 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:35,395 selling their imagination for quick-fix media hits from the Blockbuster syringe ? 260 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,556 No, I want to record Ready Steady Cook, 261 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,437 OK. 262 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,994 - You're sure you don't want to come out ? - No, I don't go to clubs. 263 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,474 - Oh, why ? - Erm... 264 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,791 - Just don't. 265 00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,910 Get that, will you, Mike ? 266 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,312 So, er... packed the party bag ? 267 00:17:02,360 --> 00:17:07,434 Yes, two fresh jumpers, two fresh T-shirts, two woolly hats, all right ? 268 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,472 You saved any small countries from tyranny recently ? 269 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,034 - No. - I like a soldier that minds his own business. 270 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:16,709 Wahey ! Oh, you lucky people ! 271 00:17:16,760 --> 00:17:19,320 - Who's this ? - It's Brian. He's not coming. 272 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,033 - Why are you not coming ? - Well... Yeah, why aren't you coming ? 273 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:26,039 Why aren't you coming, Brian ? It won't be the same without you. Please ! 274 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,749 I don't go clubbing ! 275 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,950 Hello, everyone. 276 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,195 - Oh, hi, Marsha. - Hi, Marsha. 277 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,310 You all going out ? 278 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:38,316 Yeah, except Brian. 279 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,238 Looks like it's just you and me, then, Brian. 280 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,954 - I'm gonna put my coat in the cloakroom. - Yeah, take mine, will you, Daisy ? 281 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,913 - Take mine, too. - There's no point us both queuing, is there ? 282 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,116 Thanks very much, little lady. 283 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,115 - Who wrote the music ? - What ? 284 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:40,469 - Who wrote the music ? - I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 285 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:42,670 What ? 286 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:41,711 I've got to dance ! 287 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,835 Let's weave ! 288 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,717 Hey, listen, I'm sorry about earlier on, snapping at you. 289 00:21:19,760 --> 00:21:21,637 I was so out of order. I'm really sorry. 290 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,272 No ! 291 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,993 No, it's fine. It was fine. It's good. 292 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,871 - Is it ? - Yeah, we're on another level. 293 00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:31,390 Yeah, we are, cos we can snap at each other and it doesn't matter 294 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,908 and it's not a problem, it's not an issue, you know what I mean ? 295 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:35,951 It's beneath us, yeah. 296 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,913 Yeah, cos I like you, I do. I just like living with you, it's fun. 297 00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,475 You know, you're so talented, you're gonna do so well. 298 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,318 You are. You are. No, you are. 299 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,669 - You're so good. - No. 300 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,756 - You're such a good artist. - Am I ? 301 00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:53,314 - You are ! You're so good. - I am. 302 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,238 You're gonna be fine, we're both gonna be fine, gonna do well. 303 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:59,397 We're gonna do so well and when we do, we'll get a big house in Hampstead 304 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:02,477 and we'll get a room in the house and have our own club. 305 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,273 Have a club and we'll get all our friends in. 306 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,869 We'll be like the King and Queen of Clubland, you and me. 307 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,911 Yeah, you and me. 308 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,632 Yaaay ! Ah-ha-ha ! 309 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,875 Terribly sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. 310 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,959 I was just wondering if you two friends would like to come and join the collective. 311 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,234 - I'm sorry I left you in the queue. - I had a great time. Where's Mike ? 312 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,475 - Where's Mike ? - Where's Mike ? 313 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,919 He's over there. 314 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,669 (Remix of A-Team theme tune) 315 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,111 My work here is done, 316 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,313 Ooh, only for the, only for the 317 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,954 Only for the hardcore UK raver 318 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,718 Ba-ba-nyow-nyow-ne-ne 319 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,990 Havin' it large, havin' it major, havin' it large, havin' it major 320 00:23:57,040 --> 00:23:58,712 Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh 321 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:00,830 ? Rewind ! ? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net