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Oooh !
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Eeee !
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Hello ?
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Hi. Hi !
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- Yeah. No, I just... I'm just...
- Uhhh !
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..you know, just hanging out... Stop it !
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Er, no. Nobody, nobody.
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Erm, yeah.
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Today ? All right, yeah. OK.
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Well, I'll, er... I'll see you later, then. Bye.
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That was Sarah. She wants to see me today.
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- I wonder what that's all about.
- I dunno.
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Maybe she wants her CD player back.
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- Oooh !
- Maybe she's getting married.
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Ooh !
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- Maybe she's pregnant.
- Aaaarghhhh !...
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- So what's the attraction of this, then ?
- What ?
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- Skateboarding.
- What do you mean ?
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- Why do you do it ?
- It's quicker than walking.
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- Is it easy ?
- Daisy ! I'm kinda busy at the moment.
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- Have you seen my chocolate beanie ?
- I was just asking.
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The only woman in my life
I've ever cared about
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who isn't computer-generated
or a fictional FBI agent
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has just phoned up and asked to see me.
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You've picked a weird time to take
a spontaneous interest in my travel habits.
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- Thanks !
- All right, don't get upset.
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You hate skateboarding, anyway.
You're always saying it's childish,
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which really pisses me off because it's not.
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- All right, calm down.
- I am calm !
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I thought you were gonna take me to the ICA
to see Akira.
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Yeah, well, you know,...
we'll watch it on video.
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What was all that stuff you were saying about
"You've gotta see it on the big screen" ?
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Well, we'll just... sit close to the telly.
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All right, well,... take care of yourself.
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- Thank you.
- That's what you're best at, isn't it ?
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(Teo Usuelli: Piacere Sequence)
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So, er... how's it going ?
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Tim, I've split up with Duane.
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What are you telling me for ?
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Daddy cool.
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Ow ! Hi.
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- Hi.
- Shall we go in ?
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Can you believe it ?
He's going out to meet her !
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So ? I see all of my ex-boyfriends.
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I see my ex-girlfriends.
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Well, not so much see as... watch.
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- They might get back together.
- That's what she wants him to think.
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She's gonna look really good,
to remind him of how much he likes her,
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and say things like
"I'm just... I'm really confused."
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What kind of creature does that...
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and knowingly tortures someone
just to satisfy her own vanity ?
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- What are you doing today, Brian ?
- Going to an exhibition later.
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Tunde Aragundade's White Paintings
of the 20th Century.
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- Sounds riveting.
- Is he the one who does the white paintings ?
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Yeah.
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And he wears cheesecloth shirts ?
I know who you mean.
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D'you wanna come ?
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The thing is, I can't really walk in these heels.
They're more for sitting down than moving.
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Oh, OK.
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I'll pop back later if you change your...
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shoes.
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Bye.
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- Did Brian just ask you out ?
- No.
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- Yes, he did.
- No, he didn't.
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- Yes, he did.
- Don't be silly.
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Yes, he diiiiid !
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Did he ?
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So, er... how's it going ?
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Tim, I've split up with Duane.
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(Fantastic Plastic Machine: S'il Vous Plaît)
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Hey !
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- How did it go ?
- Pretty good.
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- Pretty good ?
- Yeah, she's split up with Duane.
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- Right.
- She said she felt a little bit confused,
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but basically... I think she wants me back.
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We're gonna meet at the Bell later on,
talk at length.
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- Right.
- Yes, and I've got a funny feeling
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she's gonna want me
to move back in with her.
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- What was that ?
- It was our new doorbell.
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I bought it back from the shop.
It was gonna be a surprise.
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- It was a surprise.
- Good.
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What do you mean,
you've got a funny feeling ?
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I just know, you know.
I can read her like a book.
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- Don't judge a book by its cover.
- He who dares wins.
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- Look before you leap.
- Do you believe in life after love ?
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- That's a song.
- Shit.
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How do you know she's not gonna
change her mind and dump you again ?
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- That's the doorbell again.
- Go on, then.
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All right !
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It's Mike. Gotta take him for his re-evaluation.
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- Hello, Daisy.
- Tim, I think we should talk about this.
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Did I ever tell you how Mike and myself
became such good friends ?
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It's quite an interesting story.
It happened when we were children,
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a long, long time ago.
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Tim ?
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Tim ? Tim !
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What ? !
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- What ?
- I can't believe you wanna move out.
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I don't want to...
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I don't want to move out from you,
I just want to move in with her.
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- I don't understand.
- What is your problem ?
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- I thought you'd be happy for me.
- Oh, I am. Yes, I am.
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It's what I want, Daisy.
You must have things you want.
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You always go on about wanting to go to Asia
and see the Taj Mahal. I don't complain.
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Yeah, I wanna go to Asia,
I wanna see the Taj Mahal.
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But the Taj Mahal didn't sleep with its boss
behind my back and break my heart !
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Yeah, well, it might if you go to Asia.
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What's her problem ?
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Maybe she's worried about you
stumbling blindly into a doomed relationship,
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getting badly hurt again,
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while losing this place and the friendship
you've built up over the past six months.
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It must mean a lot to her or she wouldn't be
so bothered about your emotional wellbeing.
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Get in the car, you big ape.
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OK, then.
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Just be yourself, OK ? Don't do anything odd.
It's really important for me that you get this.
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- It isn't your fault, Tim.
- It is, Mike.
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- Isn't.
- Is.
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- Isn't.
- Is.
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- Isn't.
- Is.
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- Is.
- Isn't...
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- Ooh, why, you...
- Ahh !
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It is my fault, Mike.
I know we were only little, but...
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I can still see you up that tree.
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Come on !
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Come on !
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If you hadn't jumped, your retinas'd still
be attached - you'd be in the regular army.
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- You don't know that, Tim.
- Just...
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- Give it your best shot, OK ?
- Can't you come in with me ?
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I'm not your dad, Mike.
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Here's your sandwiches.
I'll pick you up at five.
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I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andy McNab,
I'm Andy McNab,
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I'm Andy McNab, I'm Andie MacDowell,,,
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Mr Watt, we're here to ascertain whether
you're ready to rejoin the Territorial Army.
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Yes.
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It's important to establish that you understand
the reasons for your original suspension.
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- I do, sir.
- Go on.
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In 1994, while on weekend manoeuvres
in France,
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I commandeered a Chieftain tank without
the permission of my immediate superiors.
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I then attempted to invade Paris.
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However, en route I stopped at Disneyland,
or Eurodisney as it was then called,
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and was subsequently apprehended
on Space Mountain.
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Do you have any explanation
as to why you might have done this ?
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At the time, I was suffering serious emotional
problems that clearly affected my judgment.
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I had immersed myself in a fantasy world
of my own creation
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and as a result I became very insular
and uncommunicative.
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Why do you think that was ?
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I dunno.
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Thanks for the shoes, Daise.
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Ahh, are you sure
you don't want to come, mm ?
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No, better not, I've got loads of work to do.
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Well, maybe I could...
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Kick. Kick. Kick !
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Kick ! Kick !
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- I'm going to pick up Mike from the TA.
- Yeah, all right.
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What time are you meeting Sarah ?
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Will you get off my back ? !
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- I'm not on your back.
- You are !
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Yeah... I can feel you, you're there,
like Jabba's little mate - "Wa-ha-ha !"
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Why can't you just wish me luck
and say "Have a good time" ?
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I'm not a hypocrite, I wouldn't wish you luck
with something I think is bad for you.
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- Well, can't you pretend ?
- No.
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- You just don't want me to move out, do you ?
- What ?
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- You don't want me to move out.
- Is that what you think this is about ?
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- Well...
- You conceited little shit !
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Don't you dare flatter yourself to think that
I would stand in your way for my own ends.
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For your information,
I would be sad if you moved out,
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but it isn't about me.
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I'm your friend, and friends
are supposed to look out for each other,
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and I think you're making a mistake.
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If you're too stupid to see that, then someone,
a friend, me, should point it out to you.
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Well, OK, while we're being friends,
maybe I should be a friend to you
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and point out that
you're using my personal problems
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as another in a long line of excuses not to get
out your bloody typewriter and do some work !
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I am not avoiding work.
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Oh, right, OK... "Ooh, let's have a party."
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"Ooh, let's do some theatre."
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"Ooh, let's get a dog."
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"Ooh, let's spend hours in front of
our bedroom mirror bogling to Aswad !"
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- That was research !
- You keep telling yourself that, Daisy,
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but I think I am big enough and ugly enough
to make my own mistakes !
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Well, Sarah obviously does.
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Nina Williams wins !
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Ha-ha-ha !
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Daisy Steiner wins !
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Ha-ha ha-ha ha-ha-ha ha-ha !
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- Oh, hi, Marsha.
- Hello. Are you busy ?
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Erm, well, yes, I'm...
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working.
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But I could do with a breather.
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Listen,... I couldn't help
overhearing you and Tim rowing.
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- Really ?
- Oh, it's all right.
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It was ever so loud.
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- ..bogling to Aswad !
- That was research !
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Sorry.
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That's all right. Do you want
a splash of vino collapso ?
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Once again, the fruit of my loins has fucked
off to Top Shop with the housekeeping.
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Well, I'll just have the one.
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I just saw that friend of yours, Twit,
leaving with Brian.
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- What's that all about, then ?
- They're just going to an exhibition together.
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Is it serious ?
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Tunde Aragundade.
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Bloody hell.
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Oh, well. C'est la vie.
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Et tu, Brian ?
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What is going on between you and Brian ?
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- This one ?
- War.
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- This one ?
- Bombs ?
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- This one ?
- Guts.
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Guns.
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Guts and guns.
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Butterfly.
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Butterfly with a bomb.
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Finally, Mr Watt,
how does this make you feel ?
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Nice.
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Welcome back, Mike.
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You and Brian ?
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Yeah.
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Well...
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one night he came up here, begging me
to let him stay cos he couldn't pay his rent.
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We had a couple of bottles
of duty-free grappa.
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Next thing I know,...
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I'm riding him like a bitch from hell.
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You became lovers ?
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No, it was his rent, really.
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Did he leave a deposit ?
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To tell you the truth,
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I'm not sure how interested he is in women.
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Nice Arse.
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1957.
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The Fifth Elephant.
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Mm.
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I mean, look at them, they're all so...
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They're really...
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Samey.
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Yeah.
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Exactly.
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So, what have you and Tim
been rowing about ?
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- He says he wants to move out.
- Oh, dear.
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Trouble in paradise.
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He says I was avoiding work.
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- Well, are you ?
- No !
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Yes.
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Aah, don't worry, he'll come back.
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- If he doesn't, are you gonna chuck me out ?
- No !
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I like having you here.
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I feel like you've always lived here.
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I hope you never leave.
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Never leave,,, Never leave,,,
Never leave,,, Never leave,,,
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(Aswad: Don't Turn Around)
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Sorry, Marsha, I think...
I've got to get on with some work.
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Oh, it's all right, kitten.
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I'm gonna go and have a lie down, I'm pissed.
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Listen,...
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you can tell your friend Twit
she can have Brian.
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His housing benefit's come through, anyway.
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- Good night.
- Night.
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Right. You're coming with me.
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(Theme from Murder, She Wrote)
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This was really inspiring, thank you, Brian.
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- I got you a postcard.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my favourite !
262
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Well,... I suppose... I'll see you.
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Exhibition on next week. Sounds good.
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- Really ?
- It's Roman Duchamp's insect faecal matter.
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Faecal ? Lovely.
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I was thinking...
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afterwards, if you, er...
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er, want to go for a drink ?
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Yep, OK.
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I've held you in my arms a thousand times
271
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Closed my eyes
and known we would always be together
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I smiled at you through all your many lies
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Unknowing and unthinking
that eternity would be never
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As distance dulls the memory
and bitter history grows hazy
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I realise my one true love
is in fact a girl called,,,
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- Hi.
- Hi ! Hi, hi.
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- Your hair looks nice.
- Thanks.
278
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I see you're still murdering yours
with peroxide.
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Ah ! Don't know what you mean.
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I guess we've got a lot to talk about.
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Yeah, yeah. I guess we have.
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Paper... paper... I need more paper.
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Paper.
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Ah !
285
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,950
- Hello ?
- Hi, Daisy, it's me.
286
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Oh, Tim. Where are you ?
287
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,358
I'm in the pub. Look, do you fancy a drink ?
288
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Erm,... not really.
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'Oh.'
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Is Sarah still there ?
291
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,476
- No, she's gone.
- Oh, I see. Right.
292
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All right. Well, you get them in and I'll see you
in a few minutes. All right, mate ?
293
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,999
- Hiya.
- Ah ! Well...
294
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I've been writing.
295
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- Have you ?
- Yep.
296
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After you left, I just sat down in front of
my typewriter and it just poured out.
297
00:20:29,640 --> 00:20:31,596
- Really ?
- Yeah.
298
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,835
"Winter skin care: dos and don'ts",
299
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er, "Sex and food:
the modern woman's addiction",
300
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and "Bogling - is it the new tango ?".
301
00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,994
Wow ! So it was research ?
302
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,837
Yeah.
303
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,759
So, I'm thinking Bella for the first two,
Observer for the bogling.
304
00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,031
It's probably for the best.
305
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,553
Yeah, I know and before you say anything,
it was my decision.
306
00:20:59,440 --> 00:21:01,476
- Really ?
- Yeah.
307
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:03,909
She wanted me back but I said no.
308
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:06,030
Wow.
309
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:10,631
l-I just had a moment of clarity, you know.
I woke up.
310
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,270
It's like... you know
when you have an orgasm on your own ?
311
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,959
You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa
312
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,470
watching some porn movie you bought
on a drunken, Ionely night in Soho,
313
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,988
and everything is really great.
314
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:26,032
You're getting totally turned on
by these absurdly graphic images,
315
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:30,915
everything seems so right,
and suddenly... bingo ! You wake up.
316
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,110
And you're lying there sweating,
317
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:36,118
desperately looking for the tissue
which you know is still in your pocket
318
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,151
and the remote control
which is somewhere on the floor,
319
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,317
and it's like walking in on yourself, you know.
320
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,999
It's just like "What you doing ?"
321
00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,233
That's how I felt tonight, feeling my heart
miss a beat every time the door opened.
322
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"What the fuck are you doing ?"
323
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,596
Well, that's love, isn't it ? A load of old wank.
324
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:07,195
Life just isn't like the movies, is it ?
You know ?
325
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,837
We're constantly led to believe in resolution,
in the re-establishment of the ideal status quo
326
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and it's just not true.
327
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Happy endings are a myth
328
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designed to make us feel better
about the fact that life is a thankless struggle.
329
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,911
Do you want to dance ?
330
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:35,349
Do you know what ? I think I do.
331
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,832
Now, I got a woman who's always late
332
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,030
Every time we make a date
333
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,275
But I love her
334
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,029
And I want her
335
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,920
Gonna walk up to her gate
336
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,835
See if I can get it straight
337
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,036
Cos I love her
338
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,712
I'm gonna ask her
339
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,713
Is you is, or is you ain't my baby ?
340
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:18,113
The way you're acting lately
makes me doubt
341
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,992
Yes, it does
342
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:24,473
You is still my baby, baby
343
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,190
It seems my flame in your heart's
done gone out
344
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,670
Do you really watch porn in the flat ?
345
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,677
Er, only when you're out.
346
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:50,799
Sometimes when you're asleep
on the beanbag.
347
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,316
- Can I borrow some ?
- Er, yeah.
348
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,389
Thanks.
349
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,635
When you find the one you love
350
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,958
She's gone and made a change
351
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,632
But is you is, or is you ain't my baby ?
352
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,157
Maybe baby's found somebody new
353
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:22,917
Or is my baby
354
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:28,430
Still my baby true ?
355
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,232
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