1 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:16,800 Good day, I'm Prince Andrew. This is lovely. 2 00:00:16,835 --> 00:00:20,800 In honour of getting myself back into the swing of things, 3 00:00:20,835 --> 00:00:24,000 the producers of Spitting Image have sent me this gift. 4 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:26,980 OK, "Sit down," it says. 5 00:00:27,015 --> 00:00:29,020 "Take off the lid," it says, 6 00:00:29,055 --> 00:00:31,980 "and put your face right down into the..." 7 00:00:36,015 --> 00:00:39,980 Hey, everybody. Thanks for coming out to my rally. 8 00:00:40,015 --> 00:00:41,980 You're beautiful, I love you, we're gonna have fun. 9 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:44,500 Melania is here, Ivanka, 10 00:00:44,535 --> 00:00:46,980 and that dynamo of energy and excitement, 11 00:00:47,015 --> 00:00:48,980 Jared Kushner! 12 00:00:51,015 --> 00:00:55,500 J-Man! Show us those dance moves. Give me a Y... 13 00:00:55,535 --> 00:00:57,980 M... 14 00:00:58,015 --> 00:01:01,020 C... Easy, don't drive the crowd crazy. 15 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:06,980 And my biggest fan, he's at every Trump rally, Coroney! 16 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,180 Ya! Catch me if you can! 17 00:01:10,215 --> 00:01:12,980 Wa-hey! 18 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:20,980 Vote for me, I'm the funnest president since Lincoln. 19 00:01:26,810 --> 00:01:30,810 It's All Hallows' Eve, spookius maximus. 20 00:01:30,845 --> 00:01:32,810 The perfect night for a seance 21 00:01:32,845 --> 00:01:35,810 to summon the ghost of Winston Churchill. 22 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:37,810 He'll tell us how to get out of this quagmire 23 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:40,850 - we governed ourselves into. - The witches brew is almost ready. 24 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:43,810 In goes eye of puppy, other eye of puppy, 25 00:01:43,845 --> 00:01:48,328 - rest of puppy. - All right, join hands. 26 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:52,810 Oh, mightiest Tory leader, Torius imperator, 27 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,810 come unto us and impart your wisdom 28 00:01:54,845 --> 00:01:56,810 because we haven't got a bastard clue. 29 00:01:59,845 --> 00:02:03,170 Never surrender... Darkest hour... 30 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:13,810 No, no, no. You turn if you want to. 31 00:02:13,845 --> 00:02:17,810 OMG, it's Margaret Thatcher! My hero! 32 00:02:17,845 --> 00:02:21,182 - I'm quivering in fear. - Right... 33 00:02:21,810 --> 00:02:24,086 I'm just tucking my shirt into my trousers. 34 00:02:24,625 --> 00:02:28,590 Why have you summoned me, you snivelling weaklings? 35 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:31,110 We're having some trouble with the North. 36 00:02:31,145 --> 00:02:32,590 Abolish it! 37 00:02:32,625 --> 00:02:34,590 Maybe we can suggest that to the mayors 38 00:02:34,625 --> 00:02:36,270 during the next round of negotiations. 39 00:02:36,305 --> 00:02:39,590 You're negotiating with northerners?! 40 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:42,894 - Oh, you cretinous wets! - This is so hot. 41 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,590 If I had a pulse, it would be racing. 42 00:02:44,625 --> 00:02:46,590 I want to kiss her, him, it. 43 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:52,607 - Lips so sausagey. - What shall we do about 44 00:02:52,608 --> 00:02:53,590 hungry school kids? 45 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,630 Take away their milk, snatch it! 46 00:02:55,665 --> 00:02:58,590 We've already taken away their meals. 47 00:02:58,625 --> 00:03:00,590 Never take everything away. 48 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:03,590 Make them feel grateful for what little they get. 49 00:03:03,625 --> 00:03:05,607 OK. About the EU, 50 00:03:05,608 --> 00:03:09,245 - now that we've left it... - You left it? 51 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,590 My God, what are you going to do next? 52 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:15,590 - Catch immigrants with nets? - Erm... 53 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:19,590 I was the Iron Lady, not the Stupid Twat. 54 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:23,430 That does it, I'm coming back, taking over, 55 00:03:23,465 --> 00:03:26,110 and reshuffling you all into hell. 56 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:31,624 How do we get rid of her? 57 00:03:31,625 --> 00:03:35,590 It says here our only option is an immediate blood sacrifice. 58 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:37,025 Hancock. 59 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:39,590 And it should be a virgin. 60 00:03:39,625 --> 00:03:41,590 Hancock. 61 00:03:49,590 --> 00:03:53,624 Do I get a sticker for being brave? Argh... 62 00:03:53,625 --> 00:03:57,630 Another bloody U-turn! 63 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:03,590 What happened? What did Winston say? 64 00:04:03,625 --> 00:04:08,590 - He said to kill Hancock. - Ah, now that's leadership. Pint? 65 00:04:10,625 --> 00:04:15,590 Mike, a lot of people are saying voter fraud is a big, big problem. 66 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:18,590 - Mainly stupid people. - Mainly Republicans, exactly. 67 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:21,590 I want an election that is free and fair. 68 00:04:21,625 --> 00:04:24,630 So I'm going to personally check all the mail-in ballots. 69 00:04:24,665 --> 00:04:26,590 And destroy the fraudulent ones? 70 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:29,630 Yes, the fraudulent ones that voted for Democrats. 71 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:32,590 That's definitely one of your best and only ideas. 72 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:35,590 But the Post Office will never let us tamper with the mail. 73 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:39,590 Not a problem. I just appointed a new Postmaster General. 74 00:04:39,625 --> 00:04:40,824 Send in the kid! 75 00:04:43,475 --> 00:04:45,440 Jared, put it there. 76 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,440 Great to see you, Jared. 77 00:04:49,475 --> 00:04:52,800 So, Mr Postmaster, you mind if I borrow your keys? 78 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:57,440 He didn't say no and even if he did, that's also a yes. 79 00:04:57,475 --> 00:04:59,440 OK, let's go steal some mail. 80 00:04:59,475 --> 00:05:01,440 - But what if someone sees us? - Don't worry. 81 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,440 I bought some Halloween masks as a disguise. 82 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:13,440 Gangs of hoodlums, people petrified in their own homes, 83 00:05:13,475 --> 00:05:15,440 the country's falling apart, Aneurin. 84 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:17,590 If only I was in a position to do something. 85 00:05:17,625 --> 00:05:20,590 You are the leader of the Labour Party. 86 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,590 Exactly. Powerless. 87 00:05:22,625 --> 00:05:26,590 I have no choice, I shall become a masked hero, 88 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,590 a bringer of vigilante justice. 89 00:05:28,625 --> 00:05:32,590 But what dark creature of the night shall I choose as my symbol? 90 00:05:37,145 --> 00:05:41,110 That's it, the fox. 91 00:05:41,145 --> 00:05:45,590 The garbage-eating pest that strikes fear into the heart of every Tory. 92 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:52,590 I'd better check with the NEC that foxes are kosher. 93 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:59,390 - Any crooked ballots? - None yet. 94 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,390 But we've only checked the first 20 million. 95 00:06:01,425 --> 00:06:03,430 - A-ha! Found something. - Voter fraud? 96 00:06:03,465 --> 00:06:07,390 No, a birthday card some old bat sent to her six-year-old grandson. 97 00:06:07,425 --> 00:06:11,424 - 20 bucks! Paydirt! - Here's an anomaly, sir. 98 00:06:11,425 --> 00:06:13,390 The signature on this ballot doesn't match the printed name. 99 00:06:13,425 --> 00:06:16,390 Out of my way, let me see that. Hmm. 100 00:06:16,425 --> 00:06:19,910 That fish-hooky symbol doesn't match the flaggy-looking thing. 101 00:06:19,945 --> 00:06:22,390 That's a letter J and a letter P. 102 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:25,390 So they're using letters to represent words? 103 00:06:25,425 --> 00:06:27,390 - Must be a secret code. - It's English. 104 00:06:27,425 --> 00:06:30,750 Send this to the FBI crime lab and find out who mailed it. 105 00:06:30,785 --> 00:06:33,750 No-one steals an election from me, you got that? 106 00:06:33,785 --> 00:06:37,099 I'm President, I do the stealing. 107 00:06:37,390 --> 00:06:40,070 Joe, old chum, buddy. 108 00:06:40,105 --> 00:06:42,656 The whole thing with me and Trump, just a phase. 109 00:06:42,696 --> 00:06:45,390 Our real special relationship has always been with you... 110 00:06:45,425 --> 00:06:49,424 - ever since I saw the latest polls. - I appreciate that, man. 111 00:06:49,425 --> 00:06:52,390 Hey, love the accent. Where are you from? Pittsburgh? 112 00:06:52,425 --> 00:06:55,390 Listen, I'd love to talk about trade. 113 00:06:55,425 --> 00:06:58,390 Well, what you got? Comic books? Baseball cards? 114 00:06:58,425 --> 00:07:02,390 No, but we've got one thing America can't live without. 115 00:07:02,825 --> 00:07:04,390 It's me, babes. 116 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,910 ♪ Woah-ooh, woah-ooh. ♪ 117 00:07:06,945 --> 00:07:10,390 - Mental, innit? - Wait, are you Borat? 118 00:07:10,425 --> 00:07:13,430 It's Prosecco o'clock. ♪ Woo-hoo. ♪ 119 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:18,405 Give me the purse or I'll kick out your Invisaligns. 120 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:19,908 Piss off! 121 00:07:20,425 --> 00:07:23,390 This party is over. 122 00:07:24,430 --> 00:07:28,750 I am Fox Man and I am here to clean up these streets. 123 00:07:28,785 --> 00:07:30,390 Masked vigilante, 'ey? 124 00:07:30,425 --> 00:07:33,462 - I'm not afraid of you. - Nor should you be. 125 00:07:33,497 --> 00:07:35,390 I'm here to find a pragmatic solution 126 00:07:35,425 --> 00:07:39,070 which brings all sides together around a shared outcome. 127 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:41,390 A shared outcome? He's trying to kill me. 128 00:07:41,425 --> 00:07:44,390 I understand the strength of feeling on this issue. 129 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:47,390 Which is why I'm proposing a royal commission... 130 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:51,390 - It's time to skin the fox. - Do you have a super-weapon? 131 00:07:51,425 --> 00:07:53,390 No, it's something far more powerful, 132 00:07:53,425 --> 00:07:56,390 The Crime and Courts Act 2013. 133 00:07:56,425 --> 00:07:59,390 It gives judges at Crown, District and Magistrate level 134 00:07:59,425 --> 00:08:01,390 the power to defer sentencing 135 00:08:01,425 --> 00:08:04,390 in lieu of restorative justice. 136 00:08:04,425 --> 00:08:07,390 He's asleep. You're a genius, Badger Lad. 137 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:10,430 - It's Fox Man. - Yeah, whatever. 138 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:17,390 My fellow Americans, it is my sad duty 139 00:08:17,425 --> 00:08:20,390 to report some very disturbing voter fraud. 140 00:08:20,425 --> 00:08:23,390 This ballot was illegally cast by a foreigner 141 00:08:23,425 --> 00:08:26,390 seeking to interfere in our elections. 142 00:08:26,425 --> 00:08:29,390 The FBI has obtained security videotape 143 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:32,390 of this foreign individual which I will now play. 144 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:37,070 Whatever you say, Mr Trump. 145 00:08:37,105 --> 00:08:39,750 I-I think that's the wrong video, Mr President. 146 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,910 Don't stop it, this is the good part. 147 00:08:41,945 --> 00:08:44,390 Now what do we watch, genius? 148 00:08:44,425 --> 00:08:48,390 Actually, we caught the foreigner in question last night in California. 149 00:08:48,425 --> 00:08:49,624 Bring him in! 150 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,390 Prince Harry? You're the illegal foreign voter? 151 00:08:54,465 --> 00:08:57,390 I just wanted to be part of the process. 152 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:59,590 I feel so grateful to live in America 153 00:08:59,625 --> 00:09:01,390 where everyone gets to vote, 154 00:09:01,425 --> 00:09:05,390 instead of being lorded over by a wank like my brother. 155 00:09:05,425 --> 00:09:08,157 - They do vote in England too. - Really? 156 00:09:08,192 --> 00:09:11,390 I'm gobsmacked. I guess I missed that in school. 157 00:09:11,425 --> 00:09:14,390 According to this, he voted for you, Donald. 158 00:09:14,425 --> 00:09:16,671 - What? - Your name was first on the list. 159 00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:18,390 I thought that's how it worked. 160 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:21,390 We can't throw out that ballot, sir. We need every vote. 161 00:09:21,425 --> 00:09:25,390 No problem. Harry, I hereby declare you a US citizen 162 00:09:25,425 --> 00:09:28,230 if you can answer this one simple question. 163 00:09:28,265 --> 00:09:31,051 How many states are there in the Union? 164 00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:33,230 - 50. - Wrong. Damn it! 165 00:09:33,265 --> 00:09:35,390 Jared, send this loser back home. 166 00:09:35,425 --> 00:09:40,390 - To England? - No, California. I want you to suffer. 167 00:09:41,605 --> 00:09:43,730 Safely back in the fox hole. 168 00:09:43,765 --> 00:09:46,530 The future looks bright for Fox Man. 169 00:09:46,565 --> 00:09:49,530 And I, Aneurin, your faithful butler, 170 00:09:49,565 --> 00:09:50,564 will be right there with you. 171 00:09:50,565 --> 00:09:52,530 Only if approved by the Butler Union, 172 00:09:52,565 --> 00:09:56,530 pursuant to overtime limits under the Working Time Directive. 173 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:02,530 What can you tell us about this mysterious vigilante? 174 00:10:02,565 --> 00:10:06,530 Well, he was wearing a dead badger or something. 175 00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:08,530 It smelled of rotting flesh. 176 00:10:08,565 --> 00:10:12,147 What a shame, Fox Man is just another pervert 177 00:10:12,148 --> 00:10:13,890 with a dead animal fetish. 178 00:10:14,125 --> 00:10:19,370 More media smears. Oh, God, am I turning into Corbyn? 179 00:10:21,245 --> 00:10:24,730 Daddy, why did Christmas come early this year? 180 00:10:24,765 --> 00:10:29,530 Because there's a magic man who wants everybody to love him. 181 00:10:29,565 --> 00:10:33,530 And is he truly handsome and does he wear a lovely, blue suit? 182 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:36,776 Yes, darling, he's Rishi Sunak and he lives at the Treasury, 183 00:10:36,827 --> 00:10:39,740 so he gives the best gift of all... money. 184 00:10:39,878 --> 00:10:42,890 If anyone ever says he isn't real, tell 'em this. 185 00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:46,890 ♪ You better not gripe You better not moan ♪ 186 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:50,530 ♪ He's got virus grants And emergency loans ♪ 187 00:10:50,565 --> 00:10:55,530 ♪ Rishi Sunak's helping us all ♪ 188 00:10:56,530 --> 00:11:00,370 ♪ I've got a nice smile And dark, shiny hair ♪ 189 00:11:00,405 --> 00:11:02,890 ♪ I throw around cash So you know that I care ♪ 190 00:11:02,925 --> 00:11:08,530 ♪ Rishi Sunak's helping us all ♪ 191 00:11:08,565 --> 00:11:11,210 ♪ He knows your job is threatened ♪ 192 00:11:11,245 --> 00:11:14,530 ♪ Your bills keep you awake ♪ 193 00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:17,050 ♪ But Rishi's borrowed billions ♪ 194 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:20,570 ♪ Have some cash, for goodness sake ♪ 195 00:11:20,605 --> 00:11:24,530 ♪ I crossed all the T's I dotted the I's ♪ 196 00:11:24,565 --> 00:11:27,530 ♪ I wasted it all On shit health supplies ♪ 197 00:11:27,565 --> 00:11:32,210 ♪ Rishi Sunak's helping us all ♪ 198 00:11:32,245 --> 00:11:35,177 ♪ He helped to bail the Arts out ♪ 199 00:11:35,178 --> 00:11:38,110 ♪ Though he left it rather late ♪ 200 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:41,530 ♪ I said "Delay your tax bill" ♪ 201 00:11:41,565 --> 00:11:45,370 ♪ I'll go broke at a later date ♪ 202 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,530 ♪ We all went on furlough ♪ 203 00:11:47,565 --> 00:11:50,530 ♪ Rishi made the landing soft ♪ 204 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:54,530 ♪ But only till October ends ♪ 205 00:11:54,565 --> 00:11:56,530 ♪ And then you're all laid off ♪ 206 00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:00,570 ♪ He's borrowed it all We're deep in arrears ♪ 207 00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:04,530 ♪ The recession that's coming Will last 80 years ♪ 208 00:12:04,565 --> 00:12:09,312 ♪ Rishi Sunak's helping us all ♪ 209 00:12:09,347 --> 00:12:13,530 ♪ You'll be left with nothing... ♪ 210 00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:18,108 - Give me that. - ♪ ..at all. ♪ 211 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:21,530 - Now do you believe? - Here's your present, little girl. 212 00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:25,050 Something expensive that will last for years and years. 213 00:12:25,085 --> 00:12:27,879 - You mean...? - Yes, it's the tax bill for all of this. 214 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,290 Good luck, bye. 215 00:12:41,565 --> 00:12:45,530 Now, look, Marcus Rashford is hauling us over the coals 216 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,564 about free school meals. 217 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:49,530 The thing to do is meet with him face-to-face 218 00:12:49,565 --> 00:12:52,530 and lay out our thoughts and concerns 219 00:12:52,565 --> 00:12:54,530 in a calm, sensible manner. 220 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,730 ♪ We kept all the pies The pizzas and the fries ♪ 221 00:12:57,765 --> 00:13:02,530 ♪ Marcus Rashford, do-good bastard We kept all the pies. ♪ 222 00:13:09,530 --> 00:13:12,530 Hello, Elon. 223 00:13:12,565 --> 00:13:16,530 Planning another diatribe about how Amazon is a monopoly. 224 00:13:16,565 --> 00:13:19,890 Or just gonna go, "Wah, wah, short sellers"? 225 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:22,530 Your lame jabs cannot hurt me, Bezos. 226 00:13:22,565 --> 00:13:24,530 By November 3rd, I'll be on Mars. 227 00:13:24,565 --> 00:13:27,530 I'm leaving before the inevitable final catastrophe. 228 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:29,890 What about your songbird wife Grimes? 229 00:13:29,925 --> 00:13:33,530 She's at home working on music to power our new civilisation. 230 00:13:33,565 --> 00:13:36,570 ♪ Mars, Grimes on Mars ♪ 231 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:40,530 ♪ Red planet. ♪ 232 00:13:40,565 --> 00:13:44,530 - I won't be taking her. - Musketeer, how are they swinging? 233 00:13:44,565 --> 00:13:46,530 In unison, if you must know. 234 00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:50,050 Push off, Branson, we're discussing space travel. 235 00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:51,530 Nothing that concerns you. 236 00:13:51,565 --> 00:13:54,530 Virgin Galactic pioneered commercial space travel. 237 00:13:54,565 --> 00:13:56,530 A three-minute view from low-Earth orbit 238 00:13:56,565 --> 00:13:58,530 for a mere quarter million dollars. 239 00:13:58,565 --> 00:14:03,210 - We are trying to get to Mars. - We? Hang on. 240 00:14:03,245 --> 00:14:05,530 Since when do you have a Mars programme? 241 00:14:05,565 --> 00:14:08,730 I'm Amazon. I can order anything I want for me. 242 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:12,730 Did I mention we offer snack service like space corn? 243 00:14:12,765 --> 00:14:17,530 Imagine gnawing it right off the cob in zero G. 244 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:21,564 Then the race to Mars is on. You versus me. 245 00:14:21,565 --> 00:14:23,530 No, you versus me. 246 00:14:23,565 --> 00:14:26,570 And also me. Branson makes three. 247 00:14:26,605 --> 00:14:29,570 A toast to seal the wager. Gents? 248 00:14:30,305 --> 00:14:33,530 Oh, we chaps have fun. 249 00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,530 What is this thing? It has a pleasant snap. 250 00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:42,530 Like crushing an enemy's exoskeleton beneath one's talon. 251 00:14:42,565 --> 00:14:43,564 It's a poppadom. 252 00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:45,530 You must have been to a curry house before, Dominic? 253 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:49,050 Of course, there are many curry houses on my home planet. 254 00:14:49,085 --> 00:14:51,530 I mean my home town, which is Epsilon-5. 255 00:14:51,565 --> 00:14:53,530 I mean Durham. 256 00:14:53,565 --> 00:14:57,530 Look, I'm making a move on Boris and I want you on my team. 257 00:14:57,565 --> 00:15:01,530 Yes. He is weak and he won't let me eat his baby. 258 00:15:01,565 --> 00:15:04,530 Exactly. You see, we're a lot alike, you and I. 259 00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:08,530 I'm from a humble fishing village, you're an alien from Epsilon-5. 260 00:15:08,565 --> 00:15:11,530 How did you know I'm an alien from Epsilon-5? 261 00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:15,530 - I didn't... until now. - Very clever. 262 00:15:15,565 --> 00:15:18,890 We are alike. Zero empathy, a total lack of moral core. 263 00:15:18,925 --> 00:15:22,530 What dark and inhuman corner of the galaxy are you from? 264 00:15:22,565 --> 00:15:26,730 - Scotland. - Plausible. I am glad we are allies. 265 00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:29,570 Me too. Try the curry. 266 00:15:29,605 --> 00:15:31,570 Argh! 267 00:15:31,605 --> 00:15:35,530 It contains turmeric, a deadly poison to my race. 268 00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:37,530 I suspected as much. 269 00:15:37,565 --> 00:15:41,210 Sorry, old boy, but only one can rule, you know. 270 00:15:41,245 --> 00:15:42,564 Utterly despicable. 271 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:44,530 So you are Scottish! 272 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:53,570 Mr Zuckerberg, we believe Facebook is being used by Russia 273 00:15:53,605 --> 00:15:56,210 to disseminate misinformation. 274 00:15:56,245 --> 00:15:59,530 I am shocked and surprised to hear such an allegation. 275 00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:03,530 Where did you say, Russia? With an R? 276 00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:08,370 Extremely divisive material is constantly blasted on your platform 277 00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:10,530 by what are called "troll farms". 278 00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:14,530 This is the first time I've heard even a hint of such things. 279 00:16:14,565 --> 00:16:18,530 But I assure you that I will personally investigate this matter. 280 00:16:18,565 --> 00:16:23,730 Although I very much doubt the existence of these "troll farms". 281 00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,199 _ 282 00:16:29,642 --> 00:16:31,680 The western inspector is here 283 00:16:31,715 --> 00:16:34,680 to make sure we are legitimate Facebook clients. 284 00:16:34,715 --> 00:16:38,680 Change screens now! I want to see kittens and puppies. 285 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,520 Kittens and puppies! 286 00:16:40,555 --> 00:16:43,680 Mr Zuckerberg, welcome. 287 00:16:43,715 --> 00:16:45,680 We are all biggest fans of your book of faces. 288 00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,680 That lines up with our data. 289 00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,680 We traced a lot of messages to this place, 290 00:16:50,715 --> 00:16:53,680 so I came to make sure everything is on the level. 291 00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:56,680 Now, who is "Auntie Svetlana who loves knitting"? 292 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:59,680 - It is I. - Auntie, I love your knitting site 293 00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:02,680 but could you maybe tone down the rampant racism? 294 00:17:02,715 --> 00:17:05,680 - We'll try. - Great. And which one of you is 295 00:17:05,715 --> 00:17:08,680 "14-year-old Timmy Johnson from Sioux Falls"? 296 00:17:08,715 --> 00:17:12,680 - Is also me. - I hate to be sceptical, but it's my job. 297 00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:16,720 Aren't you kind of old and female to be a 14-year-old boy? 298 00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:19,360 Wow! And I thought we of America 299 00:17:19,395 --> 00:17:23,680 - is celebrating gender and age fluidity. - We of America? 300 00:17:23,715 --> 00:17:27,680 These are all red-blooded, apple beet pie lovers 301 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:30,714 - from the US and also A. - But what are you all doing out here 302 00:17:30,715 --> 00:17:34,680 in the Anadyrsky District of Chukotka Autonomous Okrug? 303 00:17:34,715 --> 00:17:35,714 Is good Wi-Fi. 304 00:17:35,715 --> 00:17:38,680 Well, I've done all that could possibly be expected 305 00:17:38,715 --> 00:17:40,680 to ensure the integrity of Facebook. 306 00:17:40,715 --> 00:17:42,680 And now off to China 307 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:47,057 to check out Alabama Joe's Spoonbread Cotillion. 308 00:17:51,715 --> 00:17:55,680 - You?! - That's right, Govey. 309 00:17:55,715 --> 00:17:57,965 - But I thought that... - You had safely dumped me 310 00:17:57,965 --> 00:18:01,680 in the kitchen trash. It turns out that rancid frier grease 311 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:04,714 is the perfect antidote to turmeric. And it's good for the joints. 312 00:18:04,715 --> 00:18:07,680 You have made yourself a powerful enemy. 313 00:18:12,680 --> 00:18:16,680 - Plus, you have to get the bill. - No! 314 00:18:16,715 --> 00:18:20,680 In the week of Brexit, we will no longer be asking you 315 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:22,880 to maintain a distance of two metres. 316 00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:26,680 Instead, we shall use a more traditional British measurement, 317 00:18:26,715 --> 00:18:29,266 the furlong. So, from now on, 318 00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:32,680 please stay one one-hundredth of a furlong apart. 319 00:18:32,715 --> 00:18:36,044 Strong, furlong, hopefully not for long. 320 00:18:36,108 --> 00:18:39,680 - How big's a furlong? - Ah, yes, to help with that, 321 00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:44,680 we are bringing back another great British tradition, the ruff. 322 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:49,171 Stay one ruff apart and you'll be fine. 323 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:52,573 Ruff, tough, hope to God it's enough. 324 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:57,680 The rockets are fuelled up and the countdown has begun 325 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,697 for the Mars mission of Elon Musk, 326 00:18:59,698 --> 00:19:01,680 Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson. 327 00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:05,680 The world reacts as three billionaires leave the planet 328 00:19:05,715 --> 00:19:06,714 perhaps never to return. 329 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,680 OK, mission control, all systems are go. 330 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,680 Be safe, my dear, I know it's hard, 331 00:19:18,715 --> 00:19:21,680 but here's a keepsake so you'll never forget me. 332 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,680 ♪ Mars, Grimes on Mars ♪ 333 00:19:25,715 --> 00:19:28,680 ♪ Red planet. ♪ 334 00:19:28,915 --> 00:19:32,680 Thank you, my dear. I'm no longer afraid of death. 335 00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:40,169 You're too late, Elon. As an Amazon Prime subscriber, 336 00:19:40,202 --> 00:19:42,680 I get expedited launches. 337 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,680 Stupid algorithm. 338 00:19:45,715 --> 00:19:47,680 - Although I am out. - Eat it, Bezos. 339 00:19:47,715 --> 00:19:51,680 After millions of man hours, I've developed an abbreviated countdown. 340 00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,680 Who did that? Fire that guy! 341 00:19:58,513 --> 00:20:01,247 'Lift-off.' 342 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:06,680 - 'Lift-off.' - I'm off. 343 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,680 Alexa, make me my launch-day lemonade. 344 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,680 Too late, gentlemen, I'm already on my way 345 00:20:20,715 --> 00:20:22,360 with a tried and true solution. 346 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,680 'Branson, you dingbat. A balloon can't travel through space.' 347 00:20:28,715 --> 00:20:32,126 I can still go higher than my space plane. 348 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,680 Oh, man, I'm getting spacesick. 349 00:20:44,715 --> 00:20:46,680 Only one solution. 350 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,358 'Atmosphere contamination detected. Engage filtration.' 351 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:52,784 Right. 352 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,680 Go get it, kitty. 353 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,680 Damn it, the ship's too heavy for some reason. 354 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,680 ♪ Mars, Grimes on Mars ♪ 355 00:21:25,715 --> 00:21:29,141 ♪ Red planet. ♪ 356 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:45,680 Now, now, it's not that bad. There, you're done. 357 00:21:49,715 --> 00:21:51,680 Careful, I'm pumicing my corns. 358 00:21:51,715 --> 00:21:54,680 It takes total concentration. 359 00:21:54,715 --> 00:21:56,680 What do you do with all those foot flakes? 360 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,680 I sell to company that make White House snow globes. 361 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,680 So proud of you. We're the world's greatest family. 362 00:22:03,715 --> 00:22:06,714 - Everybody's saying it. - Ready for bed, darling? 363 00:22:06,715 --> 00:22:09,680 Just gotta remove my makeup. 364 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,720 All right, got my bed burger. 365 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:19,680 Let's hit the sack. Mwah. 366 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:24,040 So, whatever happens to those billionaire idiots heading for Mars? 367 00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:27,680 You can go and watch part two of this episode online right now. 368 00:22:27,715 --> 00:22:31,680 I'm not gonna pay good money to watch some stupid puppets. 369 00:22:31,715 --> 00:22:33,720 Although my puppet is the greatest and I love it. 370 00:22:33,755 --> 00:22:36,720 I'm gonna send 200 misspelled tweets about how dumb that is. 371 00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:40,360 - No, can't someone else do it? - But who? 372 00:22:40,395 --> 00:22:42,880 Who could really capture my style and swagger? 373 00:22:43,386 --> 00:22:46,680 - Got it! - Oh, no! 374 00:22:46,715 --> 00:22:47,714 Not that asshole. 375 00:22:54,715 --> 00:22:58,040 Now what is it doing? 376 00:22:58,075 --> 00:22:59,680 Jesus Christ. 377 00:22:59,915 --> 00:23:02,680 The asshole subscribed to BritBox!