1 00:00:04,642 --> 00:00:07,100 Hang on. I got your birthday presents here. 2 00:00:07,810 --> 00:00:10,308 Tell you what, let's go ahead and put this on... 3 00:00:11,776 --> 00:00:13,803 Get ready for a big surprise. 4 00:00:14,278 --> 00:00:15,435 This better be good. 5 00:00:19,002 --> 00:00:20,648 Right on, you guys got me a stripper. 6 00:00:21,064 --> 00:00:22,080 Nice. 7 00:00:23,569 --> 00:00:24,444 Enjoy Nugget. 8 00:00:25,697 --> 00:00:28,365 - Get in there. - It's oily, but I don't care. 9 00:00:30,894 --> 00:00:32,202 She doesn't talk much. 10 00:00:33,264 --> 00:00:34,329 That's beautiful. 11 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:37,451 It's so firm. It's like really well trained ass. 12 00:00:42,223 --> 00:00:43,922 That's fantastic. You know what? 13 00:00:44,139 --> 00:00:46,039 Point that thing somewhere else. 14 00:00:46,426 --> 00:00:48,784 - That was so wrong. - Yet, so right. 15 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:50,054 That was awesome. 16 00:00:50,174 --> 00:00:51,680 - Good job, good work - Thank you. 17 00:00:52,908 --> 00:00:55,277 You got me guys. You got me real good. 18 00:00:55,397 --> 00:00:57,405 You got him for another full hour. 19 00:00:57,595 --> 00:01:00,950 - Don't tell us you're done already. - That was good, that was good... 20 00:01:01,070 --> 00:01:03,956 it was really, really funny. I was really surprised. 21 00:01:05,252 --> 00:01:07,938 I hope you guys don't mind looking over your shoulders 22 00:01:08,058 --> 00:01:10,242 every minute of every day, thinking, 23 00:01:10,662 --> 00:01:12,747 "Is today the Nugget gets us back?" 24 00:01:13,433 --> 00:01:15,120 - I'm okay with that. - I'm comfortable. 25 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,820 You know what, I'm going to go wash 26 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:18,964 because I have dude splooge on my face. 27 00:01:19,609 --> 00:01:21,252 Just don't use our towels. 28 00:01:23,923 --> 00:01:25,094 - Success. - Yes. 29 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:28,576 Let's go, I want everyone out. Come on. 30 00:01:28,696 --> 00:01:30,161 - Are you sure? - We're sure. 31 00:01:30,281 --> 00:01:32,118 We're sure, real sure. Move it. 32 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:34,487 Party pooper... 33 00:01:38,386 --> 00:01:39,446 Gross! 34 00:01:39,763 --> 00:01:41,993 - We're not kids anymore. - Actually it's not just the burp 35 00:01:42,113 --> 00:01:44,116 it's the after blow that gets me. 36 00:01:44,236 --> 00:01:46,768 - Charming. - Come on, let's go. 37 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:48,893 Move, we gotta be at work in the morning. 38 00:01:49,013 --> 00:01:52,073 I can't believe you guys are still working at that awful place. 39 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:54,473 What do you mean awful? It's the best job ever. 40 00:01:58,072 --> 00:02:00,168 Increase power to... 80%. 41 00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:48,034 Who are you?! I don't know, who are you? 42 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,550 I don't know. 43 00:02:52,335 --> 00:02:53,218 Les Bankable Teens vous présentent: 44 00:02:53,338 --> 00:02:55,345 Testees, épisode 3, saison 1: Memory Loss 45 00:02:56,631 --> 00:02:58,092 Synchro: -Ori- 46 00:02:59,494 --> 00:03:01,694 47 00:03:02,588 --> 00:03:05,699 - Got no cash. - My credit cards are missing. 48 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,325 Hang on a second. My name is Peter Cooper. 49 00:03:08,445 --> 00:03:11,435 I'm Ronald Mitchell and I've donated my organs to science. 50 00:03:11,555 --> 00:03:14,541 - That was very thoughtful of you. - What happened to us? 51 00:03:15,443 --> 00:03:17,158 How can we both have amnesia? 52 00:03:18,213 --> 00:03:19,224 I'm scared. 53 00:03:19,684 --> 00:03:20,762 Me too. 54 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,623 Wait... 55 00:03:24,533 --> 00:03:26,524 A pay stub from a place called Testico. 56 00:03:26,786 --> 00:03:28,760 Testicle? You work at a place called testicle? 57 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,004 Testico. 58 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:32,841 - There's a phone number. - Call them. 59 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:34,372 Here. 60 00:03:40,070 --> 00:03:41,304 Research facility. 61 00:03:43,585 --> 00:03:45,055 My name is Ronald Mitchell 62 00:03:45,175 --> 00:03:47,439 And I think I work there. Do you know who I am? 63 00:03:49,498 --> 00:03:51,434 Okay something has happened to me and... 64 00:03:52,176 --> 00:03:54,297 this disheveled looking... 65 00:03:55,039 --> 00:03:57,964 - what's your name again? - Peter Cooper. Peter Cooper. 66 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:03,663 Thanks, okay, we'll be right there. They want us to come down there. 67 00:04:03,823 --> 00:04:06,469 They know who we are. They can explain exactly what happened to us. 68 00:04:06,589 --> 00:04:08,610 So we work at a testing facility. 69 00:04:09,024 --> 00:04:10,223 Maybe we're like 70 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:12,213 famous scientists? 71 00:04:12,467 --> 00:04:13,287 We do what? 72 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:16,894 Test experimental drugs and products like guinea pigs? 73 00:04:17,014 --> 00:04:18,681 Why would we ever agree to that? 74 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:19,971 It's your job. 75 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:22,252 It sounds like the worst job ever. 76 00:04:22,372 --> 00:04:24,473 We've been testing a brain washing device 77 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:27,646 and we've seen this kind of partial memory loss before. 78 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:31,535 I don't believe you. I would never agree to something like this. 79 00:04:36,308 --> 00:04:38,448 - I'm Peter Cooper. - And I'm Ron Mitchell. 80 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:41,993 And we are of sound mind and willingly agree to undergo 81 00:04:42,153 --> 00:04:46,886 experiment A-101190 Brain Washing device. 82 00:04:47,123 --> 00:04:49,709 - You may wash our brains. - In the laundry. 83 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:51,946 Then we may not remember who we are. 84 00:04:52,066 --> 00:04:54,524 Awesome, I don't want to remember who I am. 85 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,923 If you're watching this do us both a favor, forget about your old life. 86 00:04:58,043 --> 00:04:59,928 Get a haircut, hit the gym, go back to school 87 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:02,472 and get a real job. 88 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,054 And Ron if you're watching, 89 00:05:04,174 --> 00:05:05,850 you're a secret agent assassin. 90 00:05:06,010 --> 00:05:08,311 Your mission, kill Peter Cooper. He is your mortal enemy. 91 00:05:08,471 --> 00:05:10,480 - Kill Peter Cooper. - That's actually not funny. 92 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:11,648 Kill. 93 00:05:12,215 --> 00:05:14,818 The key to undoing memory loss is familiarity. 94 00:05:15,618 --> 00:05:18,029 Get back into your old routines. 95 00:05:18,189 --> 00:05:19,978 Try to live your life as closely as possible 96 00:05:20,098 --> 00:05:22,158 to what it was before the experiment. 97 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:24,202 But we don't know how we lived our lives. 98 00:05:24,646 --> 00:05:27,455 Go home, talk to your neighbors, look at photos. 99 00:05:27,615 --> 00:05:29,365 The next 24 hours are critical. 100 00:05:29,485 --> 00:05:32,495 If you don't regain your memory, the loss will be permanent. 101 00:05:33,043 --> 00:05:35,190 You will never remember your lives again. 102 00:05:36,802 --> 00:05:38,383 Let's have a look around the place. 103 00:05:38,718 --> 00:05:40,879 - We're poor. - Like to party. 104 00:05:41,192 --> 00:05:42,470 We're slobs. 105 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:43,966 Like to play video games. 106 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,026 - I am Jewish. - Now being circumcised dosn't make you 107 00:05:48,146 --> 00:05:50,460 - Jewish anymore. - Trust me I'm Jewish. 108 00:05:51,556 --> 00:05:52,436 Wait, wait. 109 00:05:52,664 --> 00:05:54,515 Maybe we're bikers. 110 00:05:55,309 --> 00:05:56,929 Makes perfect sense. 111 00:05:57,238 --> 00:05:59,926 The place is a mess, we don't have any credit cards 112 00:06:00,046 --> 00:06:02,501 because we want to live off the grid. We're bikers. 113 00:06:02,621 --> 00:06:04,296 We're badass bikers. 114 00:06:04,751 --> 00:06:06,817 We use our Testico money on meth. 115 00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:08,387 That is so cool. 116 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:12,428 You know I think I kind of remember the wind blowing trough my hair. 117 00:06:13,235 --> 00:06:14,901 Let's go find our old ladies. 118 00:06:16,388 --> 00:06:17,789 Jewish bikers. 119 00:06:23,461 --> 00:06:24,796 There seems to be a mistake. 120 00:06:24,916 --> 00:06:27,223 My application for a beer garden was denied. 121 00:06:29,641 --> 00:06:32,145 There's no mistake. You've been rejected. 122 00:06:32,513 --> 00:06:34,617 I'm afraid your street isn't zoned for a patio. 123 00:06:34,737 --> 00:06:37,275 Look I'm gentrifying the entire neighborhood. 124 00:06:37,435 --> 00:06:39,830 I'm going to have nice champagne buckets on every table. 125 00:06:39,950 --> 00:06:42,308 - It will be classy. - Nice, buckets. 126 00:06:43,449 --> 00:06:45,742 In that case. I'll just go amend the constitution. 127 00:06:46,134 --> 00:06:49,599 - I'd like to speak to your boss. - I'm afraid that's not possible. 128 00:06:50,423 --> 00:06:53,541 Your boss works for the city, which means he works for me. 129 00:06:53,701 --> 00:06:55,827 You give me one good reason why he can't talk to me. 130 00:06:55,947 --> 00:06:56,955 He's dead. 131 00:07:00,922 --> 00:07:02,858 - Oh, that's terrible. - Yeah, it is. 132 00:07:03,069 --> 00:07:04,992 It really is. I mean the saddest part... 133 00:07:06,138 --> 00:07:08,014 I said it was terrible. So where should I go? 134 00:07:08,174 --> 00:07:11,142 - The service is at St. Anne's... - No, I mean for the application. 135 00:07:11,302 --> 00:07:12,821 I kind of need to get this moving. 136 00:07:12,941 --> 00:07:15,438 Nobody can approve it except for the commissioner. 137 00:07:16,423 --> 00:07:21,012 Isn't there a death clause, a free pass kind of thing, you know, out of respect? 138 00:07:22,052 --> 00:07:25,132 But don't worry, because they're going to hold an election right away 139 00:07:25,577 --> 00:07:26,699 between you and me, 140 00:07:26,819 --> 00:07:28,201 the new planning commissioner 141 00:07:28,361 --> 00:07:30,305 - Is in this office. - Really? 142 00:07:36,002 --> 00:07:37,113 Gentlemen. 143 00:07:37,996 --> 00:07:39,921 Any of you boys remember us? 144 00:07:50,621 --> 00:07:52,247 So we're not bikers. 145 00:07:53,136 --> 00:07:54,832 The city needs a planning commissioner 146 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:57,905 who understands the principles of incremental growth 147 00:07:58,025 --> 00:08:01,594 through a 3% annual increase in urban density. 148 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,852 Smart zoning today 149 00:08:03,972 --> 00:08:06,496 for family friendly communities tomorrow. 150 00:08:06,909 --> 00:08:09,532 - He's got my vote. - Now I'll never get my patio. 151 00:08:09,652 --> 00:08:12,105 You know if you were commissioner you could approve your own patio. 152 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,543 - What do you mean? - Run for office. 153 00:08:14,663 --> 00:08:16,550 Me? I don't have any experience. 154 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:19,044 Experience, ex-schmerience... look at this douche. 155 00:08:20,594 --> 00:08:23,779 I don't even know what the job is, or what a commissioner does. 156 00:08:23,899 --> 00:08:26,927 Who cares? All you have to do is razzle dazzle these people. 157 00:08:27,476 --> 00:08:31,059 I guess I could learn about zoning and speed bumps and... 158 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:33,475 Nobody cares about all that boring crap. 159 00:08:33,975 --> 00:08:36,792 All you gotta do is hit the right amount of paranoid right wing 160 00:08:36,912 --> 00:08:38,631 hot buttons in your speech 161 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,231 and you can get a cactus elected. 162 00:08:40,391 --> 00:08:42,522 Give me that pen, I'll show you. 163 00:08:44,312 --> 00:08:48,160 One man, one woman... One Bible 164 00:08:49,642 --> 00:08:52,531 Call me an old fashioned preacher's daughter 165 00:08:52,651 --> 00:08:54,965 and registered gun owner 166 00:08:55,319 --> 00:08:57,719 but that's what I call marriage. 167 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:01,044 Thank you. 168 00:09:01,863 --> 00:09:04,996 So in a way that was good. Now we know we're not bikers. 169 00:09:05,116 --> 00:09:07,646 We can just cross that right off the list. 170 00:09:07,766 --> 00:09:11,638 Great, so now there's only like a million things that we could be. 171 00:09:15,093 --> 00:09:18,200 - Take a look at this picture. - Okay, so we must be good friends. 172 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,419 Really good friends. 173 00:09:21,551 --> 00:09:25,274 - Really, really good friends. - Really, really good friends. 174 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:27,487 Who wear assless chaps. 175 00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:32,826 - I think we're gay... lovers. - What? 176 00:09:32,986 --> 00:09:36,955 - Come on, we're just friends. - Friends with benefits. Think about it. 177 00:09:37,467 --> 00:09:40,506 We're two thirty-something men living together... 178 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:45,338 Do you see any sign of women? I mean take a look at yourself. 179 00:09:48,376 --> 00:09:53,048 At the risk of being unpopular, I love Jesus. 180 00:10:00,138 --> 00:10:01,950 Let me show you something. 181 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,420 Two bedrooms. 182 00:10:06,554 --> 00:10:08,624 - See that? - Well nobody lives is in here. 183 00:10:08,855 --> 00:10:11,406 - How do you know? - It's too clean, it's a guest room. 184 00:10:11,605 --> 00:10:14,085 Probably for orgies. Come here... 185 00:10:15,945 --> 00:10:19,799 If we're not gay there'd be stuff that chicks left when they sleep over, right? 186 00:10:20,115 --> 00:10:22,125 But there's nothing. There's no pink shavers, 187 00:10:22,245 --> 00:10:25,466 there's no tampons, there's no makeup, there's no panties, 188 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:29,241 there's no cotton balls, there's no birth control pills. There's nothing. 189 00:10:33,457 --> 00:10:35,680 Do you see any woman's hair in here? 190 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,153 That's just a ball of pubes, not proof. 191 00:10:44,053 --> 00:10:45,065 What do you want? 192 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:47,921 Excuse me sir, but are we gay? 193 00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:51,154 Totally. 194 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:06,747 Maybe this is just some sort of mistake. 195 00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,992 Hi boys, I forgot my leathers here last night. 196 00:11:17,362 --> 00:11:18,385 Bye, bye. 197 00:11:24,164 --> 00:11:25,764 So that's it. 198 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:27,865 We're gay. 199 00:11:28,359 --> 00:11:31,221 We're not just gay, we're super gay. 200 00:11:33,384 --> 00:11:35,003 So I guess we should just bum hump 201 00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:36,643 and get our memories back. 202 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,607 Stop it! 203 00:11:43,727 --> 00:11:45,302 I'm not horny. 204 00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:47,044 I know I'm gay 205 00:11:48,517 --> 00:11:50,525 I just thought I'd feel gay, you know. 206 00:11:52,309 --> 00:11:53,746 And I don't feel gay. 207 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,303 Right now I don't care how you feel. 208 00:11:57,296 --> 00:12:00,432 You're my boy toy and I need you to help me get my memory back. 209 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,854 - Now take your pants off. - Whoa, slow down! 210 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,607 - What? - Aren't we rushing? 211 00:12:08,889 --> 00:12:11,792 Shouldn't we have a few drinks first, get to know each other? 212 00:12:11,912 --> 00:12:14,237 Do we really have to do that right away. 213 00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:18,090 - Now bend over. - Stop! 214 00:12:18,564 --> 00:12:19,451 Enough! 215 00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:22,454 What makes you so certain that you're pithcing and I'm catching? 216 00:12:22,902 --> 00:12:24,241 Maybe I'm on top. 217 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,500 You're obviously the bottom. 218 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:29,461 You're the pretty boy, you're the bottom. 219 00:12:29,621 --> 00:12:30,642 No way. 220 00:12:30,848 --> 00:12:32,964 Wait, I'm starting to get a memory. 221 00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:35,070 - Oh really... - You're on the bottom 222 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:37,904 I'm actually getting a very vivid memory of you being the bottom... 223 00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:39,596 - You're on the bottom. - You're. 224 00:12:39,756 --> 00:12:40,664 You love it. 225 00:12:40,784 --> 00:12:42,891 - I've seen your CD's. - You came out of the bottom. 226 00:12:43,385 --> 00:12:46,927 Sorry to keep bugging you guys but we have completely lost our memories. 227 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,482 We were subjects in a brain washing experiment... 228 00:12:50,642 --> 00:12:51,741 That's heavy. 229 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:54,194 You really don't know who you are? 230 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,363 We really don't. 231 00:12:57,397 --> 00:12:58,781 What do you remember? 232 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:02,369 Thanks to you we know that we're lovers, but... 233 00:13:02,995 --> 00:13:04,390 You told them that? 234 00:13:05,358 --> 00:13:07,724 We're just a little unsure of who the bottom is. 235 00:13:07,977 --> 00:13:09,709 - I'm not unsure. - I think you're unsure. 236 00:13:09,869 --> 00:13:12,017 Okay, so wait. This is like one of your experimental 237 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,449 testting product dealies. 238 00:13:13,957 --> 00:13:15,552 That's right, you know about that. 239 00:13:15,672 --> 00:13:18,200 We know everything about you guys. 240 00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:20,470 Can you help us because 241 00:13:21,216 --> 00:13:23,022 the only way we're getting our memories back 242 00:13:23,142 --> 00:13:25,141 is if we live our lives the way we used to. 243 00:13:25,903 --> 00:13:27,769 It would be our pleasure. 244 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:32,440 Let's start from the beginning. 245 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,250 One thing about you guys was that you love to make out. 246 00:13:35,854 --> 00:13:38,228 You did it all the time in front of everybody. 247 00:13:39,205 --> 00:13:43,047 Good. The sooner we do this, the sooner we're back to normal. 248 00:13:44,298 --> 00:13:45,359 Fine. 249 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,789 This better work. 250 00:13:57,634 --> 00:14:00,010 - Do you remember anything? - Just what you had for lunch. 251 00:14:00,170 --> 00:14:01,678 That's not right. 252 00:14:04,873 --> 00:14:06,214 When you guys made out 253 00:14:06,334 --> 00:14:08,667 it was like the whole world just disappeared. 254 00:14:09,011 --> 00:14:11,603 It was you two and your passionate love 255 00:14:11,882 --> 00:14:15,035 and there were tongues and gob everywhere. 256 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,625 Whatever. Come on. Let's just go for it 257 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,033 That's good. More tongue. 258 00:14:34,377 --> 00:14:36,704 That's good. A little more tongue. 259 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:42,135 That's really good. 260 00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:46,906 Still nothing? 261 00:14:47,026 --> 00:14:50,226 If we don't find a way of getting our memories back it could be permanent. 262 00:14:51,077 --> 00:14:53,089 Maybe if we could recreate what we were doing 263 00:14:53,209 --> 00:14:56,191 right before the experiment we could job something? 264 00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:59,277 Something you were doing before the experiment? You were having a party. 265 00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:01,525 That's right. The place was a mess. 266 00:15:01,645 --> 00:15:03,865 Do you remember what it was for? Is it important for us? 267 00:15:03,985 --> 00:15:05,130 It actually was. 268 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,680 You guys were performing a life sex act in front of your friends and family. 269 00:15:09,006 --> 00:15:09,841 What? 270 00:15:09,961 --> 00:15:12,540 - Will you let him finish? - It was a real big deal for you guys. 271 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:15,435 You planned it for months and wanted everyone to know 272 00:15:15,555 --> 00:15:17,420 how committed you were to each other. 273 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,051 Like a marriage ceremony you mean? 274 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:22,515 But with sex. 275 00:15:23,538 --> 00:15:25,411 Come on, really? 276 00:15:25,531 --> 00:15:27,885 I can't see myself doing something like that. 277 00:15:28,005 --> 00:15:30,239 I was there, I saw the whole show. 278 00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,999 It was so beautiful. 279 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,274 We need to do the show again, tonight. 280 00:15:37,825 --> 00:15:39,651 Nugget we need a huge favor. 281 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:42,047 You need to call all our friends and family 282 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:46,116 and get them to come back and watch Pete and I consummate our love again. 283 00:15:47,077 --> 00:15:49,273 Okay fine, I'll do it, but 284 00:15:49,970 --> 00:15:51,705 you guys are going to owe me big time. 285 00:15:55,191 --> 00:15:57,554 Tell us exactly what we did. 286 00:16:02,064 --> 00:16:04,083 And that's when I knew 287 00:16:04,203 --> 00:16:08,238 that the unborn foetus of a rapist had more rights than the mother. 288 00:16:12,853 --> 00:16:16,628 - Listen, no hard feelings right? - You are making a mockery 289 00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:18,607 of everything that this office stands for. 290 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:22,147 This has nothing to do with gun rights, immigration or abortion. 291 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:23,307 Oh, really, 292 00:16:23,427 --> 00:16:25,994 because I have a group of highly motivated voters 293 00:16:26,114 --> 00:16:27,824 who would strongly disagree with you. 294 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:30,994 I know you're not a conservative, you're just pandering. 295 00:16:31,154 --> 00:16:34,914 Oh really? Too bad you can't prove it. So sad. 296 00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:40,911 They're what? Hell yeah, I'll be there! 297 00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:48,637 Thank you everybody for being here on such short notice. 298 00:16:48,797 --> 00:16:52,659 Sorry that all of you had to come back for the repeat performance, 299 00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:54,099 But 300 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:58,616 this is something that means a lot to Ron and I so 301 00:16:59,695 --> 00:17:01,898 thanks. And before we start 302 00:17:02,018 --> 00:17:04,027 I just want to thank our best friend Nugget... 303 00:17:05,151 --> 00:17:08,198 Who has helped us out trough a very diffcult time and 304 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,451 if it wasn't for him this would not be possible. Thank you Nugget. 305 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:13,286 Thank you. 306 00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:17,374 And listen, don't stand so far everybody. 307 00:17:17,534 --> 00:17:20,292 There's lots of room on the floor. Please come, sit down. 308 00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:23,074 Make yourselves at home. We're all friends and family, right? 309 00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:27,083 - This is about sharing. - It's about sharing and intimacy 310 00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:29,871 so we want to feel your warmth 311 00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,917 and your presence with us here today. 312 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,321 Action. 313 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,514 This is golden. 314 00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:07,567 I think I love you. 315 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,714 Ron! Gross! 316 00:19:19,011 --> 00:19:20,307 Ron! Gross! 317 00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:24,603 Ron! Gross! 318 00:19:31,159 --> 00:19:32,484 Good god Pete, 319 00:19:34,111 --> 00:19:37,305 - You remember everything. - Everything. Do you? 320 00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,991 I just got all my memories back. Isn't that wonderful Ron? 321 00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:46,189 You know what else I just remembered: that I am straight and we are not gay. 322 00:19:47,183 --> 00:19:48,082 Me too. 323 00:19:49,719 --> 00:19:53,154 It would have been so nice if this happened about four minutes ago. 324 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:01,700 I think my nana just had a heart attack. 325 00:20:05,114 --> 00:20:07,332 Don't worry Pete, we'll get revenge 326 00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:09,921 and when we do it'll be huge. 327 00:20:10,081 --> 00:20:12,082 I can't believe he posted it online. 328 00:20:12,964 --> 00:20:16,934 One day in politics, I'm already in a sex scandal. 329 00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:23,057 - How many views are we up to now? - 612,419... 330 00:20:23,970 --> 00:20:26,419 and that's the bana-rama re-mix. 331 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:28,938 I like the Rick Astley one better. 332 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,725 - I'm going back to Testico. - Why? 333 00:20:32,768 --> 00:20:34,592 I want my memory rainst again. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net