1 00:00:06,731 --> 00:00:09,573 - You're back. - Hey man, how are you? 2 00:00:09,693 --> 00:00:12,390 Don't how are you me, why didn't you tell me you'd be an extra day? 3 00:00:12,551 --> 00:00:14,611 What are you talking about? I told you I'd be 5 days. 4 00:00:14,731 --> 00:00:16,795 It was six. Travel days count Ron. 5 00:00:16,915 --> 00:00:19,146 Traveling there, traveling back, counts. 6 00:00:19,266 --> 00:00:22,571 Sorry, next time I'll tell my aunt to die closer to home. 7 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,598 - What did you miss me or something? - What? 8 00:00:25,718 --> 00:00:27,072 No, of course not. 9 00:00:28,211 --> 00:00:30,753 You did. You missed me. You couldn't cope without me. 10 00:00:31,329 --> 00:00:33,760 Don't be an ass-hole. It's just the place. 11 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,400 It's a lot of work for one person. Dishes to do, bills to pay. 12 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,335 Can't I go away for a few days without you going all homo on me? 13 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:44,464 Oh please I was too busy to even notice you were gone. 14 00:00:44,625 --> 00:00:46,867 Is that the same video game we were playing when I left? 15 00:00:46,987 --> 00:00:48,784 Yes it is, I paused it. 16 00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,346 For 6 days? 17 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:54,224 You missed me. 18 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,018 - Was it lonely by yourself? - Shut up. 19 00:00:57,179 --> 00:00:58,494 You want a hug? 20 00:00:59,891 --> 00:01:01,000 Very funny. 21 00:01:02,489 --> 00:01:04,137 Good morning testees. 22 00:01:04,289 --> 00:01:07,472 Today you are experimenting with a powerful new adhesive. 23 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:08,988 What, like a glue? 24 00:01:09,198 --> 00:01:12,367 More like a new product for multi purpose adhesion. 25 00:01:12,779 --> 00:01:13,779 So a glue. 26 00:01:14,330 --> 00:01:17,501 - What, you want us to eat it? - No, you have to use it. 27 00:01:17,819 --> 00:01:20,151 You're testing how it works on ordinary products 28 00:01:20,493 --> 00:01:22,668 people use in their daily lives, like you know, 29 00:01:22,788 --> 00:01:26,617 a plastic plug, a plastic knob, a rubber boot, a metal broach, 30 00:01:26,737 --> 00:01:28,669 a fish rod, a cycle grip, 31 00:01:28,940 --> 00:01:31,938 a model train, a model plane, a door knob screw, 32 00:01:32,430 --> 00:01:35,600 a flashlight case, the broken trim on any car. 33 00:01:44,726 --> 00:01:47,510 Just dab it and stick it together. It's not Jenga. 34 00:01:47,630 --> 00:01:50,613 - What's your hurry? - I want to catch Amy before she leaves. 35 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:53,408 Give it up with Amy already. She's not into you. 36 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,956 She's into me. 37 00:01:55,664 --> 00:01:57,120 We'll see about that. 38 00:01:57,715 --> 00:01:59,355 You just finish up okay. 39 00:02:00,617 --> 00:02:01,875 And try not to miss me. 40 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:08,016 - Bathroom break. - Be quick. 41 00:02:10,001 --> 00:02:11,997 No Johnny it's not a date, okay. 42 00:02:12,117 --> 00:02:15,096 It's a chance for me to help those less fortunate than myself. 43 00:02:16,523 --> 00:02:19,143 No, that does not include you anymore. 44 00:02:20,014 --> 00:02:21,400 I'll see you later. 45 00:02:21,549 --> 00:02:23,128 - Boyfriend? - Ex. 46 00:02:23,605 --> 00:02:24,933 He's not a bad guy though. 47 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:27,661 He works for the special or challenged persons association. 48 00:02:27,781 --> 00:02:29,626 Wants me to do some volunteer work. 49 00:02:30,456 --> 00:02:32,413 I really admire volunteers. 50 00:02:32,533 --> 00:02:34,657 Doing all that work and they get nothing. 51 00:02:35,126 --> 00:02:36,446 That's crazy. 52 00:02:37,234 --> 00:02:39,779 - What do you want Ron? - Oh... 53 00:02:40,388 --> 00:02:43,846 I was wondering if you wanted to maybe get a drink later with me. 54 00:02:44,701 --> 00:02:45,960 You're kidding right? 55 00:02:47,413 --> 00:02:48,956 You're not really my type. 56 00:02:49,076 --> 00:02:51,710 - Well what's your type? - Well not you... someone... 57 00:02:53,730 --> 00:02:55,512 someone... 58 00:02:55,673 --> 00:02:57,619 I'gonna glue this stapler to his ass. 59 00:02:57,739 --> 00:03:01,032 - It's going to be really funny. - Sounds funny. You know what's funnier? 60 00:03:01,152 --> 00:03:02,612 - What? - This. 61 00:03:03,721 --> 00:03:05,041 What are you doing? 62 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,851 - Get off of me. - I can't I'm stuck. 63 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:11,597 - Get off! - I'm stuck! 64 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,834 - Step back. - You have to separate us. 65 00:03:25,994 --> 00:03:27,794 - Get me off his ass. - I'm sorry, 66 00:03:28,089 --> 00:03:29,788 - there is no solvent. - Solvent? 67 00:03:30,123 --> 00:03:31,756 Get a scalpel and cut him off me! 68 00:03:32,263 --> 00:03:34,916 We could but you are going to lose a cheek... 69 00:03:35,931 --> 00:03:36,885 each. 70 00:03:37,046 --> 00:03:39,804 - What are we going to do. - We're working on a solvent. 71 00:03:39,924 --> 00:03:42,392 Why don't you just go home and sit tight. 72 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,542 Or better yet, do not sit. 73 00:03:52,478 --> 00:03:55,047 Nugget you're a guy... well sort of. 74 00:03:55,510 --> 00:03:58,116 You want to see proof? There you go, check it out. 75 00:03:58,277 --> 00:03:59,277 Get down. 76 00:04:00,599 --> 00:04:02,289 Please, go on. 77 00:04:02,683 --> 00:04:04,900 I need a guy's take. I've been seeing somebody... 78 00:04:05,926 --> 00:04:07,737 He dumped you. It's because you're too old. 79 00:04:07,857 --> 00:04:09,127 I get it. It sucks. 80 00:04:09,288 --> 00:04:11,170 No he didn't dump me, we're still dating. 81 00:04:11,529 --> 00:04:13,214 But he won't do you. 82 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:16,259 You need implants. I told you those fried eggs are a real turnoff. 83 00:04:16,419 --> 00:04:19,596 - I have great tits. - For a 6 year old maybe. 84 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:23,185 Every time we're doing it he just stops. 85 00:04:23,851 --> 00:04:26,142 - Before you finish. - Before he finishes. 86 00:04:26,471 --> 00:04:29,100 He just gets dressed and takes off. 87 00:04:29,977 --> 00:04:32,195 That is weird, because all guys care about is finishing. 88 00:04:32,315 --> 00:04:35,051 I know, so why would he pull out and leave? 89 00:04:36,191 --> 00:04:39,610 Maybe he's using you, you know, saving the grand final for someone else. 90 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,034 I need a favor. 91 00:04:41,533 --> 00:04:44,039 I want you to follow him, find out what he's up to. 92 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,187 Why not, I've never stalked a dude before. 93 00:04:46,307 --> 00:04:47,765 Might be a challenge. 94 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:50,752 Don't move. 95 00:04:51,979 --> 00:04:53,713 Not my head, on your ass. 96 00:04:53,916 --> 00:04:57,465 - What's the matter with you? - Well you gotta try everything. 97 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,802 Try a little aim for god sakes. 98 00:05:02,326 --> 00:05:05,308 You giving me shampoo? Put it on your ass. 99 00:05:08,066 --> 00:05:09,812 What's the matter with you? 100 00:05:10,106 --> 00:05:12,287 Ronnie enough with the condiments all right. 101 00:05:12,407 --> 00:05:14,570 - Nothings working. - Nothings going to work, 102 00:05:14,690 --> 00:05:17,174 obviously the strongest glue ever made is no match 103 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:19,322 for salad dressing and baked beans. 104 00:05:19,482 --> 00:05:22,158 - Here's something powerful. - Not the hot sauce? 105 00:05:22,592 --> 00:05:26,517 - Well I guess you're happy. - My face is attached to your ass cheek, 106 00:05:26,637 --> 00:05:28,498 why the hell would I be happy. 107 00:05:28,659 --> 00:05:31,639 Come on, our whole lives you've been sticking to me like glue. 108 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:33,211 This is your dream isn't it. 109 00:05:34,917 --> 00:05:36,673 This is what I want. 110 00:05:36,833 --> 00:05:39,200 Some people dream of models and money. 111 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:40,965 Not me, 112 00:05:41,921 --> 00:05:45,906 My life ling ambition was to have my face buried in your ass. 113 00:06:03,952 --> 00:06:06,035 No, no, hold still Ronnie. 114 00:06:06,195 --> 00:06:07,988 What are you doing Ronnie? 115 00:06:08,197 --> 00:06:10,052 Just a second on the shirt. 116 00:06:11,826 --> 00:06:14,419 - Here we go. I'm fine. - Here we go, there we go. 117 00:06:14,988 --> 00:06:18,252 We're fine. Just do me up... oh god... will you just... 118 00:06:18,372 --> 00:06:19,967 - just stay here... - Don't move me. 119 00:06:20,087 --> 00:06:23,052 - I've got gas, I've got gas. - Let it pass please. 120 00:06:28,369 --> 00:06:31,769 Okay. There we go. Lets get these puppies on... 121 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:38,067 - How do they look? - I cut the hole in the wrong side. 122 00:06:38,228 --> 00:06:39,444 You idiot. 123 00:06:42,231 --> 00:06:43,541 - I followed him. - And? 124 00:06:43,661 --> 00:06:45,467 There's good news and bad news. 125 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:48,911 - Okay, what's the good news? - He's not cheating on you. 126 00:06:49,433 --> 00:06:52,623 He's just saving his load so he can blow it at a sperm bank. 127 00:06:52,783 --> 00:06:53,783 What? 128 00:06:55,099 --> 00:06:56,127 - Why? - Money. 129 00:06:56,495 --> 00:06:59,213 500$ a pop and he's a frequent popper. 130 00:06:59,461 --> 00:07:01,961 So he's been going to a sperm bank. 131 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:04,802 That's the good news? Then what's the bad news? 132 00:07:05,435 --> 00:07:06,753 They rejected me. 133 00:07:06,873 --> 00:07:09,474 They said I didn't have the genes they were looking for. 134 00:07:10,579 --> 00:07:11,639 Yeah, I get that. 135 00:07:11,759 --> 00:07:14,270 And get this, they charge the couples a grand. 136 00:07:14,431 --> 00:07:15,980 God, for a cup of sperm. 137 00:07:16,492 --> 00:07:18,937 Weird how people would pay so much 138 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:21,061 for something so easy to get. 139 00:07:25,588 --> 00:07:28,853 I held out as long as I could. This is your fault. Let's get out. 140 00:07:28,973 --> 00:07:31,079 - I need some fresh air. - You need some fresh air? 141 00:07:31,534 --> 00:07:33,664 I need some fresh air. I can't stay cooped up anymore. 142 00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:36,155 Look, I'm not going outside like this. 143 00:07:36,650 --> 00:07:39,393 Fine suit yourself, because I'm leaving. 144 00:07:49,174 --> 00:07:51,224 Why don't we live in a building with a elevator? 145 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,855 You know you two boys are so brave. 146 00:07:58,684 --> 00:08:00,872 When a truck hit me and shattered my spine in three place 147 00:08:00,992 --> 00:08:02,568 I thought I had it rough. 148 00:08:02,729 --> 00:08:05,738 - Seeing you is really inspiring. - Really? 149 00:08:05,899 --> 00:08:08,536 Fused together since birth and somehow you struggle through. 150 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:10,493 This was just an accident. 151 00:08:11,376 --> 00:08:13,148 God doesn't make accidents. 152 00:08:13,268 --> 00:08:16,791 You're like that for a reason. And I know what it is. 153 00:08:17,433 --> 00:08:19,127 I work for the SCPA... 154 00:08:19,288 --> 00:08:21,584 We are not adopting a cat, I'm sorry. 155 00:08:21,704 --> 00:08:24,066 I know they're put to death and yes its very sad, 156 00:08:24,186 --> 00:08:26,712 but lets all admit it, cats are annoying. 157 00:08:27,069 --> 00:08:29,999 They are, they're annoying. What? Does that make me a bad person? 158 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,014 No, just a confused one. 159 00:08:32,383 --> 00:08:35,544 You're thinking of the SPCA. I'm talking about the SCPA, 160 00:08:35,664 --> 00:08:37,812 the specially challenged persons association. 161 00:08:38,255 --> 00:08:40,345 That's the organization Amy volunteers with. 162 00:08:40,465 --> 00:08:43,606 That's right. We're looking to put a face on disabled people. 163 00:08:43,726 --> 00:08:45,620 - A face like yours. - Really? 164 00:08:45,968 --> 00:08:47,963 What we need is an ambassador guys. 165 00:08:48,083 --> 00:08:50,277 Someone who can travel around the world you know. 166 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,198 You'd be going to parties, mixing it up with celebrities... 167 00:08:54,102 --> 00:08:56,108 - I don't know. - What? 168 00:08:56,544 --> 00:09:00,042 Parties, celebrities, Amy... 169 00:09:00,868 --> 00:09:03,212 - That's great. - So auditions are tonight. 170 00:09:03,732 --> 00:09:04,732 Auditions? 171 00:09:05,105 --> 00:09:07,902 More of a talent show really. I'll be one of the judges. 172 00:09:08,022 --> 00:09:09,614 I hope I'll see you tonight. 173 00:09:09,734 --> 00:09:11,773 - You bet your ass. - Great. 174 00:09:12,288 --> 00:09:14,362 I get it by the way. Very funny. 175 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,559 See you tonight friends. 176 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:18,307 Hey what's the deal? 177 00:09:18,571 --> 00:09:21,927 - Pete glued his face to my ass. - Gotcha. 178 00:09:24,281 --> 00:09:25,610 These gift bags are great. 179 00:09:26,854 --> 00:09:28,088 Bedsore cream. 180 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:31,741 A free oxygen tank coupon. 181 00:09:31,902 --> 00:09:33,804 A subscription to some wheelchair magazine. 182 00:09:33,924 --> 00:09:35,620 I mean this is already amazing. 183 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,501 Ron Amy's out there. She's a judge, she's going to rat us out. 184 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,250 What? No she won't. Amy will love it. 185 00:09:41,457 --> 00:09:42,601 I don't know. 186 00:09:43,144 --> 00:09:46,775 Trust me this is going to be easy. 187 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:49,359 Look we haven't done the old routine since 7th grade. 188 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,679 They're disabled. We're going to destroy. 189 00:09:53,912 --> 00:09:56,641 I don't know, that kid with the flippers can really play that Jews harp. 190 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:02,390 I want you to put your hands together if you can and 191 00:10:02,510 --> 00:10:05,682 join me in welcoming a very special duo. 192 00:10:52,515 --> 00:10:55,993 - That was good. - It was good. Not great, but good. 193 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,244 - What do you mean? - I just mean we were kind 194 00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:00,954 - of all over the place out there. - Look what I'm dealing with here. 195 00:11:01,074 --> 00:11:02,675 Can't you cut me some slack? 196 00:11:04,295 --> 00:11:06,544 You're not going to rat us out, are you? 197 00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:09,942 I was going to until I saw your act. 198 00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:12,133 - It was cute. - Really? 199 00:11:12,293 --> 00:11:14,855 I've been working with this organization for years. 200 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,933 It's very rewarding, very fulfilling. 201 00:11:19,008 --> 00:11:21,595 Fellas great job. You made the finals. 202 00:11:23,012 --> 00:11:26,522 If you can do that again on Friday, I'm pretty sure the job's going to be yours. 203 00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:28,316 We can do it again. 204 00:11:34,890 --> 00:11:37,575 - You and Johnny? - Oh not for a while. 205 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:40,391 - Nice guy. - that's one of the great things 206 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:42,469 about the handi-capable. Good hearts. 207 00:11:43,631 --> 00:11:45,499 Well except for that girl with the pacemaker. 208 00:11:45,863 --> 00:11:47,001 That was sad. 209 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,394 I've never seen you guys like this before. 210 00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:51,121 I was impressed. 211 00:11:51,608 --> 00:11:54,085 You want to get out of here and go grab a drink? 212 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,677 - I'd like that. - Really? 213 00:12:03,695 --> 00:12:06,771 Ron will you finish we're going in three hours. 214 00:12:10,267 --> 00:12:12,193 Ron this is not my idea of a threesome. 215 00:12:13,845 --> 00:12:15,561 You're going to break my neck. 216 00:12:15,978 --> 00:12:17,803 Ron I don't like this. 217 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:26,720 - And this one? - Oh he's popular. Eastern European, 218 00:12:26,943 --> 00:12:31,141 very affordable. Olympic gymnast, Nobel prize winner and get this, 219 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:33,672 his father invented curly fries. 220 00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:38,435 - Am I interrupting? - No, not at all. 221 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,682 This is Mrs. Thomas an old family friend. 222 00:12:44,301 --> 00:12:47,119 - What's with the pics? - I took them I take pictures now. 223 00:12:47,239 --> 00:12:48,856 - They're really good. - Thanks. 224 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,514 They're really hot. 225 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:53,278 What can I say, I have an appreciation for the male form. 226 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,398 Right. 227 00:12:55,306 --> 00:12:56,695 I don't even want to know. 228 00:12:57,088 --> 00:12:58,526 Sorry about that. 229 00:12:58,646 --> 00:13:02,021 That's another customer, very desperate, so sad. 230 00:13:02,758 --> 00:13:04,817 - I'll take this one. - Great. 231 00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,405 The top one, it's good. 232 00:13:20,618 --> 00:13:23,025 - It's warm. - Yeah, its fresh. 233 00:13:24,648 --> 00:13:26,475 It's supposed to be frozen. 234 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,071 I can't do this anymore Ronnie. 235 00:13:32,191 --> 00:13:34,749 Are you kidding? We're about to be the fact of the disabled. 236 00:13:34,869 --> 00:13:37,862 I thought about that. Does it bother you that we're not disabled? 237 00:13:38,023 --> 00:13:39,321 No, not really. 238 00:13:39,866 --> 00:13:41,364 We're faking it Ron. 239 00:13:41,484 --> 00:13:45,058 - This is for people with special needs. - I've got special needs. 240 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:47,496 I got a need to see the world and meet celebrities. 241 00:13:47,734 --> 00:13:49,470 I got a need for more pity sex. 242 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:51,871 Speaking of which, we gotta book another round with Amy soon. 243 00:13:51,991 --> 00:13:53,853 No way, forget it. 244 00:13:54,455 --> 00:13:56,797 The finals are tonight. I need you buddy. 245 00:13:56,917 --> 00:14:00,717 I need a neck brace and some way to erase the things I saw last night. 246 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,672 I felt like a hemorrhoid in a porno. 247 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:05,639 Everything's going so great. 248 00:14:06,126 --> 00:14:09,274 For you maybe. You get the glory, the girls. 249 00:14:09,727 --> 00:14:11,979 You don't have to live in fear of chili night. 250 00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:14,356 Come on this is our chance to be famous. 251 00:14:14,737 --> 00:14:18,070 We might hook up with some horny Brazilian Siamese twins. 252 00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,810 - It's Biblical. - I'm sorry buddy, I don't want to 253 00:14:20,930 --> 00:14:23,782 get famous by conning people into thinking I'm a freak. 254 00:14:24,191 --> 00:14:25,951 Forget it. I'm out. 255 00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:28,502 Oh no, no, no. You're stuck with me 256 00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:31,408 okay? So until they find a way of separating us 257 00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:34,158 we're in this together, like it or not. 258 00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:39,295 Mr. Mitchell, good news. 259 00:14:39,415 --> 00:14:41,615 The solvent is ready. Why don't you come in, 260 00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:43,552 we'll get you separated right away. 261 00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:47,833 We don't need our rugs cleaned, thank you. 262 00:14:48,086 --> 00:14:51,185 You know maybe we do. I've never noticed how dirty they were. 263 00:14:57,037 --> 00:14:58,609 You the guys from that clinic? 264 00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:01,775 - You're Sperm-a-Dime Industries. - In the flesh dude. 265 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:05,908 We thought we'd be meeting you in your office or maybe your lab. 266 00:15:06,244 --> 00:15:07,244 My lab? 267 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:10,211 You guys know how impersonal labs can be. Figured we meet here, 268 00:15:10,331 --> 00:15:12,151 have a drink, get to know each other... 269 00:15:12,366 --> 00:15:14,322 Well we were very impressed by your website 270 00:15:14,598 --> 00:15:16,398 not to mention your prices. 271 00:15:16,518 --> 00:15:19,129 Thank you, I worked all night on your order. 272 00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,503 If all goes well today we might be able to work 273 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,634 something out a little more long-term. 274 00:15:24,144 --> 00:15:27,547 - Great, because I got it with me. - It's here? 275 00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:31,101 - You have it here? - Here you go. 276 00:15:32,134 --> 00:15:35,729 Never keep a customer waiting. 15 doses. 277 00:15:36,586 --> 00:15:38,399 And you just mixed them all together. 278 00:15:39,209 --> 00:15:41,567 Mixed this many eastern European geniuses together and 279 00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:43,028 you get like a super load. 280 00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:46,773 - We're leaving. - No, you can't leave. 281 00:15:46,893 --> 00:15:48,995 I worked all night on this deal man. 282 00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:53,901 150 for the whole shot... that's like $10 a load. 283 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:56,269 - Come on! - Hey Nugget, 284 00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,800 what are you doing? 285 00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:07,306 And now, I would like welcome in the stage, 286 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,763 the very inspirational and promising duo... 287 00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:12,278 will they be the new face of the disabled? 288 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,008 Let's find out. 289 00:16:31,286 --> 00:16:33,746 I told you I don't want to do this. 290 00:16:36,652 --> 00:16:39,209 - Pull yourself together. - I can't feel my face. 291 00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:45,507 I want to go home. 292 00:16:47,001 --> 00:16:48,962 Give us a minute, give us a minute. 293 00:16:52,617 --> 00:16:55,267 What the hell were you doing up there? 294 00:16:55,558 --> 00:16:57,463 I knew you'd drag me down. I should have gotten 295 00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,169 - rid of you the second I had a chance. - What chance? 296 00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:02,149 Like you said, you're stuck with me. 297 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,442 No, I'm not. Testico called. They've got a solvent. 298 00:17:05,562 --> 00:17:08,113 - They can separate us any time. - They called? When? 299 00:17:08,274 --> 00:17:09,782 - This afternoon. - What? 300 00:17:10,151 --> 00:17:12,201 And you left me glued to your ass? 301 00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:15,342 And I did it for you. You were going to give up on the chance of a lifetime. 302 00:17:15,462 --> 00:17:18,666 - I couldn't let that happen. - Don't ever talk to me again. 303 00:17:20,285 --> 00:17:22,628 Sorry guys. These things happen. 304 00:17:24,581 --> 00:17:26,903 If its any consolation you're courage inspired a lot of people 305 00:17:27,023 --> 00:17:28,258 out there tonight. 306 00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:30,886 I can't take inspiration to the bank can I Johnny? 307 00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:34,402 - Will inspiration get me laid? - Well if you'll excuse me. 308 00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:38,852 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm all right. 309 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,396 I don't know what I'm going to do with all this stuff. 310 00:17:41,516 --> 00:17:44,441 - What a cup of conut milk? - It's not coconut milk. 311 00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:50,864 - So hot... - It's coconut milk, see. 312 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,051 What are you talking about? 313 00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:57,746 If this is coconut milk, then that's... 314 00:17:57,906 --> 00:17:59,659 My pina colada mix. 315 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:02,793 - That cups full of giz... - Oh my god... 316 00:18:03,942 --> 00:18:08,246 - I kind of opened up a sperm bank. - A what? You can't do that. 317 00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:11,332 Sure I can, it's easy. There's almost no regulation. 318 00:18:11,874 --> 00:18:14,129 It's a good thing nobody ordered a pina colada. 319 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,223 So. 320 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:21,645 So what? 321 00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:25,267 - Are you not going to apologize? - Me apologize to you? 322 00:18:25,387 --> 00:18:28,159 I give us a shot at greatness and you blew it. 323 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,529 - and now we have nothing. - Unbelievable. 324 00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:33,473 Oh correction. I do have one thing. 325 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:35,045 A date tonight. 326 00:18:35,724 --> 00:18:36,945 So long Ron. 327 00:18:38,345 --> 00:18:39,540 You know Ron, 328 00:18:40,304 --> 00:18:42,353 even though my face isn't glued to your butt anymore, 329 00:18:42,473 --> 00:18:44,376 when I look at you I still see an ass-hole. 330 00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:57,681 - Hello there. - Hello lovers. 331 00:18:57,841 --> 00:19:01,220 - Where's peter. What? - Cut him loose. 332 00:19:01,821 --> 00:19:03,103 Now it's just you and me. 333 00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,814 Oh, no, no, no, that's not going to work. 334 00:19:06,108 --> 00:19:09,359 - It'll be so much less awkward. - Yeah I know. 335 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,279 But I'm not a Siamese freak anymore, I'm a normal guy. 336 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:14,782 You know Ron, you're just not what I'm looking for. 337 00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:17,370 The other night I thought we had a... 338 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:23,208 Grease off your leg braces. Momma's coming back. 339 00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:32,531 Guys I to talk to Pete. 340 00:19:39,536 --> 00:19:43,585 - I thought you had a date. - Well she's banging the paraplegic. 341 00:19:43,705 --> 00:19:45,916 Some guys have all the luck. 342 00:19:47,511 --> 00:19:49,045 Look Pete, I'm sorry. 343 00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:52,173 Okay I'm sorry I was a douche and I'm sorry about 344 00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,157 calling you a homo just cause you missed me last week. 345 00:19:55,577 --> 00:19:58,039 Fine. It's okay. Things happen. 346 00:19:58,890 --> 00:19:59,890 Really? 347 00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:03,654 Here, have a pina colada. 348 00:20:05,010 --> 00:20:05,916 Thanks. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net