1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:05,655 So what did you do to us today? 2 00:00:05,713 --> 00:00:09,118 I don't really care, as long I don't lose my hair... again. 3 00:00:09,776 --> 00:00:11,618 You know before I started working here I never had a 4 00:00:11,618 --> 00:00:12,399 bald spot. 5 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,349 What the hell! 6 00:00:18,117 --> 00:00:20,044 Wait a minute, I didn't feel anything. 7 00:00:20,324 --> 00:00:23,761 Me neither, I felt... nothing. 8 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:24,616 Excellent. 9 00:00:25,207 --> 00:00:26,156 It works. 10 00:00:26,157 --> 00:00:28,328 subsBusters proudly presents 11 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,496 s01e10 12 00:00:38,554 --> 00:00:39,221 Nothing. 13 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,509 We gave you a very powerful experimental pain killer. 14 00:00:42,933 --> 00:00:45,125 It was developed as an alternative to anesthesia. 15 00:00:45,563 --> 00:00:47,390 Doctor's can perform surgery on patients while 16 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:48,364 they're still awake. 17 00:00:48,955 --> 00:00:50,847 This is the best drug we've ever tested. 18 00:00:50,847 --> 00:00:52,576 Hey, maybe now you won't be such a big pussy. 19 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:53,618 You're the pussy. 20 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:54,500 Quiet! 21 00:00:55,095 --> 00:00:56,264 This is a one-week supply. 22 00:00:56,558 --> 00:00:58,659 Take two a day, monitor yourselves and you 23 00:00:58,659 --> 00:00:59,736 shouldn't feel a thing. 24 00:01:01,275 --> 00:01:01,936 What's so funny? 25 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:03,149 I just ripped this out of your head, 26 00:01:03,149 --> 00:01:04,174 you didn't even notice. 27 00:01:04,174 --> 00:01:05,226 Ron, my hair. 28 00:01:08,838 --> 00:01:09,505 Hey. 29 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:13,890 This is unbelievable. 30 00:01:13,890 --> 00:01:15,672 I know I feel like a superhero. 31 00:01:15,672 --> 00:01:17,160 We should join the UFC. 32 00:01:17,139 --> 00:01:18,827 I do not advise that. 33 00:01:19,098 --> 00:01:19,635 Why not? 34 00:01:19,991 --> 00:01:21,682 Pain is your body's warning system. 35 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,080 Without it you could do yourself serious damage. 36 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,927 We should probably quarantine the two of you 37 00:01:26,927 --> 00:01:27,695 for the duration. 38 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,786 Quarantine? No way! 39 00:01:30,043 --> 00:01:32,139 Well Ron maybe it's not such a bad idea. 40 00:01:32,139 --> 00:01:32,896 We'd be safe. 41 00:01:34,671 --> 00:01:37,110 Don't worry, we'll be very careful. 42 00:01:42,245 --> 00:01:43,746 This is what I'm talking about. 43 00:01:43,746 --> 00:01:46,644 My first wool sweater on my bare skin. 44 00:01:46,644 --> 00:01:48,722 I could never wear them before because they're too itchy. 45 00:01:49,022 --> 00:01:50,625 Big deal, it's a sweater, Pete. 46 00:01:50,785 --> 00:01:54,389 Oh, my friend this is not just a sweater. 47 00:01:54,389 --> 00:01:56,058 This is an Irish Erin sweater. 48 00:01:56,058 --> 00:01:56,787 Pure wool. 49 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:57,856 You want me to call the press? 50 00:01:58,458 --> 00:02:00,666 Don't try and pretend this isn't the nicest sweater 51 00:02:00,666 --> 00:02:02,436 you've ever seen in your life Ron? 52 00:02:02,436 --> 00:02:04,051 - Okay - I look rugged. 53 00:02:04,394 --> 00:02:06,004 Like Robert Redford. 54 00:02:06,004 --> 00:02:07,096 Okay, enough already. 55 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,629 We don't feel any pain. 56 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,835 We're basically got superpowers and you're sweater shopping. 57 00:02:12,515 --> 00:02:14,273 - Superpowers? - Yeah 58 00:02:14,319 --> 00:02:16,114 Are you saying that we should go help people? 59 00:02:16,781 --> 00:02:19,925 No, I'm saying we should use our powers to go get laid. 60 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:28,911 Okay stop there! 61 00:02:29,553 --> 00:02:31,472 Damn it, you have caught me. 62 00:02:31,678 --> 00:02:34,001 For you ladies and for you... 63 00:02:40,782 --> 00:02:41,681 What are you doing? 64 00:02:41,911 --> 00:02:43,002 What, don't be such a baby, 65 00:02:43,258 --> 00:02:44,413 you can't feel anything. 66 00:02:44,413 --> 00:02:45,763 So how would you like it? 67 00:02:47,921 --> 00:02:48,396 Oh yeah? 68 00:02:51,977 --> 00:02:54,171 Oh hey, hey ladies, where you going? 69 00:02:54,438 --> 00:02:55,336 I'm a hero. 70 00:02:55,719 --> 00:02:56,574 Dinner? 71 00:02:56,572 --> 00:02:59,732 Yeah and I'm a bad ass but comfy criminal. 72 00:03:04,013 --> 00:03:05,181 Very impressive. 73 00:03:05,372 --> 00:03:05,917 Thank you. 74 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,202 You enjoyed our show? 75 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:09,845 I loved it. 76 00:03:09,994 --> 00:03:12,843 You've know idea how many pussies come into my store and 77 00:03:12,843 --> 00:03:16,077 then cry like little babies when I tattoo or pierce them. 78 00:03:16,257 --> 00:03:18,335 Tattoos, what a joke. 79 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:19,670 I love pain. 80 00:03:19,842 --> 00:03:20,563 Oh yeah. 81 00:03:20,987 --> 00:03:23,130 I love pain. 82 00:03:23,130 --> 00:03:25,208 We can take whatever you can dish out. 83 00:03:25,318 --> 00:03:27,653 Well you've come to the right place. 84 00:03:28,424 --> 00:03:29,989 Step into my parlor boys. 85 00:03:46,842 --> 00:03:48,630 Excuse me, excuse me. 86 00:03:53,528 --> 00:03:54,443 What do you want? 87 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:56,391 Would you like to buy some chocolate bars... 88 00:03:56,391 --> 00:03:57,390 for the deaf children? 89 00:03:57,537 --> 00:03:58,097 What? 90 00:03:58,776 --> 00:04:00,471 Would you like to buy some chocolate bars for the 91 00:04:00,471 --> 00:04:01,291 deaf children? 92 00:04:02,922 --> 00:04:04,501 Yeah sure, I'll take 20 kid. 93 00:04:04,776 --> 00:04:06,061 20? That's awesome. 94 00:04:06,061 --> 00:04:08,319 You lying sack of shit, you're not deaf. 95 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,270 Okay look, I'm sorry Mr. but no one buys 96 00:04:10,270 --> 00:04:12,208 chocolates when I say it's for new soccer uniforms. 97 00:04:12,606 --> 00:04:13,518 Soccer uniforms. 98 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,187 I used to use that one when I was a kid. 99 00:04:15,392 --> 00:04:17,959 You obviously like chocolates. 100 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:18,767 What are you trying to say? 101 00:04:19,268 --> 00:04:21,347 Can you please just buy some and help me out? 102 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:21,941 How much? 103 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:22,728 $10. 104 00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,613 $10, what, are you high on acid? 105 00:04:24,748 --> 00:04:27,354 I can get a case of this junk in China town for $8. 50. 106 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:30,436 Besides it's not even real chocolate. 107 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,499 It's made with palm oil. 108 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:33,320 Not cocoa butter, you goof. 109 00:04:33,816 --> 00:04:35,351 Go and try and con some other sucker. 110 00:04:35,396 --> 00:04:36,302 Ass hole. 111 00:04:44,502 --> 00:04:46,131 Damn, didn't wince once. 112 00:04:46,864 --> 00:04:49,329 A deal's a deal. Tatoo is free. 113 00:04:49,329 --> 00:04:52,384 All right, this tattoo is going to get me so laid. 114 00:04:52,384 --> 00:04:54,008 Now if you get one of those gay ass shirts with 115 00:04:54,008 --> 00:04:56,022 the back exposed to show everyone how cool you are 116 00:04:56,022 --> 00:04:57,024 for getting a tattoo. 117 00:04:57,024 --> 00:05:00,207 Yeah hey, you should get the same one Pete, we'll match. 118 00:05:00,286 --> 00:05:01,582 We can start a tattoo gang. 119 00:05:01,705 --> 00:05:02,962 I don't know. 120 00:05:02,962 --> 00:05:05,196 I don't think I'm a tattoo type of guy. 121 00:05:05,419 --> 00:05:07,831 So, try a piercing. 122 00:05:08,211 --> 00:05:10,264 I love giving the needle to a man who can take it. 123 00:05:11,094 --> 00:05:12,923 These are very big earrings. 124 00:05:12,923 --> 00:05:15,106 I was thinking I could just get a little stud. 125 00:05:15,489 --> 00:05:17,005 These aren't for your ears. 126 00:05:17,580 --> 00:05:18,357 My nose? 127 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:19,868 - Tongue? - No. 128 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:23,567 Oh no... I don't want a nipple ring. 129 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:26,199 I just got this new wool sweater and it'll get caught... 130 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:27,534 It's a Prince Albert. 131 00:05:28,516 --> 00:05:30,005 It's for your penis. 132 00:05:30,569 --> 00:05:31,826 Nasty. 133 00:05:31,787 --> 00:05:32,967 Go for it. 134 00:05:33,078 --> 00:05:34,439 Come on, really? 135 00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:36,005 Why would I want one of those? 136 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:38,288 Because it's the ultimate pleasure for women. 137 00:05:38,530 --> 00:05:41,098 What woman would want that thing in her? 138 00:05:42,984 --> 00:05:43,896 Me. 139 00:05:44,381 --> 00:05:47,428 I love them... the bigger the better. 140 00:05:47,956 --> 00:05:48,609 Oh yeah? 141 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:49,278 Mhm. 142 00:05:50,115 --> 00:05:51,600 Well what's your biggest? 143 00:05:51,545 --> 00:05:52,829 Oh now you're talking. 144 00:05:52,829 --> 00:05:53,933 Go Pete. 145 00:05:54,157 --> 00:05:55,377 Show who the boss is. 146 00:05:56,493 --> 00:06:01,228 This is Vlad, the impaler. 147 00:06:02,011 --> 00:06:04,423 Cool, I dare you to get that. 148 00:06:09,645 --> 00:06:10,465 Vlad me. 149 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:17,760 I don't know what you're worried about; 150 00:06:17,871 --> 00:06:19,179 I mean you go on lots of dates. 151 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,806 Yeah, but you know how they always end up for me. 152 00:06:21,806 --> 00:06:24,527 We get along fine, we have a great time and then I 153 00:06:24,527 --> 00:06:27,363 try to close the deal and they just want to be friends. 154 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,559 They never see me as... sexual. 155 00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,549 True, but I mean it's not even a date. 156 00:06:34,112 --> 00:06:37,526 She basically said come back to the tattoo shop 157 00:06:37,526 --> 00:06:39,849 and she'll let you impale her. 158 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:42,566 No, she said she was going to take care of my piercing. 159 00:06:42,566 --> 00:06:44,631 Maybe she just means she's going to rub cream on it. 160 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:47,587 No, she'll be polishing your knocker all right. 161 00:06:47,804 --> 00:06:50,306 You didn't see how turned on she was putting that 162 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:51,731 ring in you while you took a nap. 163 00:06:53,424 --> 00:06:55,837 I guess we're finally going to benefit from a test drug. 164 00:06:56,646 --> 00:06:57,493 Hands burning. 165 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:57,923 Hm? 166 00:06:58,850 --> 00:06:59,492 Oh! 167 00:06:59,946 --> 00:07:01,070 That's going to leave a mark. 168 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:04,262 Better pop a few more of these just in case. 169 00:07:09,308 --> 00:07:11,175 You guys barbecuing? It smells good. 170 00:07:11,261 --> 00:07:12,891 No, no, Pete just burnt his hand. 171 00:07:13,906 --> 00:07:16,160 Oh man, shouldn't he be freaking out or going to a 172 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,097 hospital or something? 173 00:07:17,052 --> 00:07:19,207 No, hospitals are for pussies. 174 00:07:19,207 --> 00:07:22,466 You see Peter and I are in a whole new mindset. 175 00:07:22,466 --> 00:07:23,551 I'm done being a wimp. 176 00:07:23,551 --> 00:07:25,643 From here on in it's mind over matter buddy. 177 00:07:26,108 --> 00:07:27,670 You guys are testing a new drug. 178 00:07:28,491 --> 00:07:29,017 Nice. 179 00:07:29,178 --> 00:07:33,194 Okay, who would like to buy an earth cap for $10? 180 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:35,678 - An earth cap? - That is so lame. 181 00:07:35,973 --> 00:07:38,105 This is a piece of string in the bottle cap. 182 00:07:38,105 --> 00:07:40,594 No,no, no. It's to save the earth but clearly you 183 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:41,467 guys aren't interested. 184 00:07:41,481 --> 00:07:43,727 How is buying a bottle cap on a string going to save 185 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:44,330 the earth? 186 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:46,307 I'm turning garbage into fashionable accessories 187 00:07:46,307 --> 00:07:48,015 that you wear because of guilt. 188 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:49,438 Okay let me tell you something, Nugget 189 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:52,440 Nobody's paying $10 for that let alone putting 190 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,236 it on their head. 191 00:07:53,466 --> 00:07:54,095 Oh really? 192 00:07:54,095 --> 00:07:54,736 Oh, okay. 193 00:07:55,082 --> 00:07:57,894 What about the 70 million shitty yellow silicone 194 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,563 bracelets Lance Armstrong sold? 195 00:07:59,883 --> 00:08:00,860 70 million guys! 196 00:08:01,316 --> 00:08:03,541 Okay, look, people are perfectly willing to get ripped off 197 00:08:03,541 --> 00:08:05,119 as long as its for a good cause. 198 00:08:05,388 --> 00:08:08,981 First of all Lance Armstrong won 7 Tour de France's; 199 00:08:08,981 --> 00:08:10,341 he's a superstar. 200 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:14,486 You look like a mantis with a Yasar Arafat Beard. 201 00:08:14,559 --> 00:08:16,086 Yeah and you're not actually going to do 202 00:08:16,086 --> 00:08:18,126 anything with the money to help save the planet. 203 00:08:18,121 --> 00:08:19,289 A portion of it goes to charity. 204 00:08:19,289 --> 00:08:20,264 Oh yeah, what portion? 205 00:08:21,106 --> 00:08:22,265 You know, portion. 206 00:08:22,178 --> 00:08:23,814 Uh huh. I'll see you guys later. 207 00:08:23,814 --> 00:08:25,240 I gotta get ready for my date. 208 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,747 I'm going to unleash Vlad. 209 00:08:28,112 --> 00:08:31,064 Sorry Nugget, you ain't got no Lance Armstrong. 210 00:08:33,272 --> 00:08:39,131 No, I don't... but I have you, the amazing Mr. Pain. 211 00:08:46,191 --> 00:08:50,864 Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls what I'm about 212 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:54,458 to do here will cause me excruciating pain. 213 00:08:55,753 --> 00:08:56,819 These cactuses... 214 00:08:57,117 --> 00:08:57,668 Cacti... 215 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:01,044 Yes of course cacti, are covered in needles so sharp 216 00:09:01,816 --> 00:09:05,461 they will piece the human skin with a simple touch. 217 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:11,574 I would not recommend that you juggle with them 218 00:09:12,146 --> 00:09:17,485 unless like me you enjoy putting your body through hell. 219 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:24,898 There's no trick here... I just dig pain. 220 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,463 Thank you. Thank you very much. 221 00:09:39,067 --> 00:09:43,445 Folks the amazing Mr. Pain is willing to suffer, so... 222 00:09:43,566 --> 00:09:46,723 we'll all realize how much our own planet is suffering. 223 00:09:47,736 --> 00:09:48,866 Isn't that right Mr. Pain? 224 00:09:49,066 --> 00:09:50,393 Sure, yes, why not? 225 00:09:50,777 --> 00:09:54,423 If he's willing to give blood just to hold onto a 226 00:09:54,423 --> 00:09:58,358 cactus you have to ask yourselves what are you 227 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:01,810 willing to give to hold onto our planet? 228 00:10:03,553 --> 00:10:05,003 Earth caps ladies and gentlemen. 229 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,858 Get yours today for $10 230 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:10,574 and make a difference for tomorrow. 231 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:13,782 Over here, I'll take three. 232 00:10:15,208 --> 00:10:16,055 $10. 233 00:10:16,055 --> 00:10:16,824 $10... 234 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:20,365 Mr. Pain, you're my hero. 235 00:10:21,004 --> 00:10:22,904 Of course I am kid, of course I am. 236 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:30,066 You look lovely. 237 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,127 Lovely? 238 00:10:31,923 --> 00:10:33,091 Shut up slave. 239 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,010 Oh, huh. 240 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,013 Never worn a dog collar before. 241 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:41,785 I brought you a bottle of wine. 242 00:10:41,935 --> 00:10:44,655 Before we get started you need a safe word in case I 243 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,438 go too far. 244 00:10:46,086 --> 00:10:46,857 A safe word? 245 00:10:46,939 --> 00:10:47,465 Mm... 246 00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:50,551 How about... more? 247 00:10:54,426 --> 00:10:55,511 Okay then... 248 00:10:55,511 --> 00:10:57,680 - Heel. - It's terrific 249 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:00,812 This is a really nice dungeon. 250 00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:08,163 So let me ask you this? 251 00:11:08,743 --> 00:11:09,959 Do you have a boyfriend? 252 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:11,693 What? 253 00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:15,875 The only men I know are pathetic little swine who 254 00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,931 beg me to let them lick the soles of my shoes. 255 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:24,181 What are these for? 256 00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,856 $600, unbelievable. 257 00:11:30,305 --> 00:11:31,588 I got three girl's numbers. 258 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:33,762 We got to start thinking of the next stunt. 259 00:11:33,762 --> 00:11:35,226 Yeah we do but you're hand is kind of messed up. 260 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,578 I say we go for the face next. 261 00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:38,570 What, not the face. 262 00:11:38,570 --> 00:11:39,199 Why not? 263 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,905 Ah, chicks dig the face. 264 00:11:41,563 --> 00:11:43,205 You should have seen the way that kid was looking at me. 265 00:11:43,455 --> 00:11:44,624 I'm his hero. 266 00:11:45,119 --> 00:11:46,938 Mr. Pain can be every kid's hero. 267 00:11:47,420 --> 00:11:48,434 - Yeah? - Yeah 268 00:11:48,434 --> 00:11:49,708 Yeah, like Evl Knevl 269 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,404 Sure and do you think he stopped after jumping one bus? 270 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,495 No. No. 271 00:11:53,490 --> 00:11:55,452 You're right. Okay, we gotta think bigger. 272 00:11:57,234 --> 00:11:58,595 I say we go for your legs. 273 00:11:59,122 --> 00:11:59,969 No, no, no. 274 00:12:00,358 --> 00:12:01,688 I got something better. 275 00:12:02,881 --> 00:12:04,781 So I just told her mom, 276 00:12:05,562 --> 00:12:10,427 this is my apartment and if I want to keep the 277 00:12:10,427 --> 00:12:16,804 windows open with the heat on... that is my business. 278 00:12:17,976 --> 00:12:19,626 She just can't let go I guess. 279 00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,513 Are you kidding me? 280 00:12:21,749 --> 00:12:22,776 You're not in any pain? 281 00:12:23,332 --> 00:12:25,225 I cannot whip any harder! 282 00:12:25,304 --> 00:12:27,616 Oh, I'm sorry, have you started already? 283 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,547 I have never abused a man this much. 284 00:12:31,688 --> 00:12:32,957 Are you getting turned on yet? 285 00:12:33,239 --> 00:12:34,550 Shut up worm. 286 00:12:34,895 --> 00:12:36,165 My arms are aching. 287 00:12:37,121 --> 00:12:38,359 I feel terrible. 288 00:12:39,256 --> 00:12:39,974 You do? 289 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,850 Are you in agony? 290 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,037 No. 291 00:12:44,037 --> 00:12:46,669 I feel terrible about your arms hurting. 292 00:12:46,806 --> 00:12:48,320 Maybe you should just rest for a bit. 293 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,271 I don't want your pity you little bitch. 294 00:12:51,227 --> 00:12:52,459 Would you like a back rub? 295 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,460 Maybe a hot tea 296 00:12:53,904 --> 00:12:56,525 Oh, I'm gonna make you scream 297 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,514 All right. 298 00:13:08,817 --> 00:13:09,795 Are you sure about this buddy? 299 00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:10,735 Are you kidding? 300 00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:13,707 No permanent damage and I'm not going to mess up 301 00:13:13,707 --> 00:13:14,875 my money maker. 302 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,665 It's a big crowd pleaser. 303 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,095 I don't want to look like an idiot. 304 00:13:19,595 --> 00:13:21,468 Okay, give me your best shot. 305 00:13:26,231 --> 00:13:27,687 Twenty points! 306 00:13:27,638 --> 00:13:29,075 Did he throw it yet? 307 00:13:32,780 --> 00:13:34,167 The amazing Mr. Pain, 308 00:13:34,236 --> 00:13:36,829 he doesn't scream, he doesn't even flinch. 309 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,696 Oh! 310 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:47,688 Thirty... now who says that saving the planet is a 311 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:48,869 pain in the ass? 312 00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:56,480 Personally I think its every citizen's duty to 313 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,058 carry a set of booster cables. 314 00:13:58,058 --> 00:14:00,459 I can't tell you how many times I've need a boost 315 00:14:00,459 --> 00:14:01,794 and nobody's had any cables. 316 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:03,348 Don't you ever shut up? 317 00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,044 I'm sorry mistress I'll just be 318 00:14:06,044 --> 00:14:07,585 quiet while you electrocute me. 319 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,805 Oh no... 320 00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:19,362 Nobody has ever been able to withstand Satan's kiss. 321 00:14:19,978 --> 00:14:21,185 Maybe your battery is dead. 322 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:22,847 I just bought it. 323 00:14:24,391 --> 00:14:25,775 You should be screaming 324 00:14:27,062 --> 00:14:27,687 I'm sorry 325 00:14:27,722 --> 00:14:28,925 Is that what you'd like me to do? 326 00:14:28,925 --> 00:14:30,311 I will if that's what you want. 327 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,966 Ouch! 328 00:14:33,619 --> 00:14:34,889 Ow! 329 00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:37,308 I can't believe you're faking it for me! 330 00:14:37,828 --> 00:14:38,762 What the hell? 331 00:14:45,481 --> 00:14:47,085 Maybe we should try something else. 332 00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:48,996 Watch a movie, have a few drinks, 333 00:14:48,996 --> 00:14:50,279 get to know each other... 334 00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:54,404 No, I am in command and you're my pathetic little dog. 335 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,944 Okay fine, good. 336 00:14:55,944 --> 00:14:58,984 I'll bark and poop the floor if that's what you want. 337 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:00,921 But when do we get naked and do it? 338 00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:01,960 We don't. 339 00:15:02,854 --> 00:15:05,699 I get off by beating you and you get off by being beaten. 340 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:07,330 Come on, really? 341 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:08,300 That's it? 342 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:09,790 We're not going to close the deal? 343 00:15:09,959 --> 00:15:10,716 No. 344 00:15:10,896 --> 00:15:12,807 Look just get out of my dungeon. 345 00:15:13,154 --> 00:15:14,683 I thought you liked me Janey. 346 00:15:14,951 --> 00:15:16,530 Get out. 347 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,287 Okay, you know what; you did hurt me. 348 00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,058 You hurt me feelings. 349 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,336 Good bye Janey, here's your dog collar back. 350 00:15:25,189 --> 00:15:26,549 Are you going to cry? 351 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:27,632 No. 352 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:30,509 Oh! 353 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:37,294 Let's not forget that Mr. Pain's real target is 354 00:15:37,294 --> 00:15:39,733 bringing awareness to the peril our planet is in, 355 00:15:40,116 --> 00:15:41,233 isn't that right little Billy? 356 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:41,985 Yeah. 357 00:15:42,228 --> 00:15:43,525 How would you like to have a shot? 358 00:15:43,921 --> 00:15:45,455 Okay, hold on, one second. Five bucks. 359 00:15:52,861 --> 00:15:54,400 Oh! 360 00:15:57,034 --> 00:15:58,298 Bull's eye. 361 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:00,262 Hey, stay safe and drink your milk. 362 00:16:07,814 --> 00:16:08,430 Huh? 363 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,073 It will be my biggest stunt yet? 364 00:16:10,373 --> 00:16:12,966 I don't think there's a 300 foot gorge close by 365 00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:14,981 that you could jump over on a motorcycle. 366 00:16:14,981 --> 00:16:17,662 And besides Ron, you miss this, you die. 367 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,549 Oh no, daredevils rarely die, 368 00:16:19,682 --> 00:16:20,979 they just break a few bones. 369 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:21,904 Big deal. 370 00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:22,976 Famous forever. 371 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:24,924 Besides that's what these are for. 372 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:25,687 Good point. 373 00:16:27,121 --> 00:16:28,340 Hey, how was your date. 374 00:16:28,597 --> 00:16:31,176 Lame, she was way too into S & M. 375 00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:33,073 What is this stuff? 376 00:16:33,778 --> 00:16:34,996 Designs, plans. 377 00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:37,861 What's with the hippie girls? 378 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,547 Peace. 379 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,985 Fans, tried my first threesome so I couldn't 380 00:16:40,985 --> 00:16:41,754 really feel a thing. 381 00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,215 Fans, threesome? 382 00:16:43,215 --> 00:16:43,922 What's going on? 383 00:16:44,242 --> 00:16:47,375 Ron's a daredevil and we're saving the planet. 384 00:16:47,321 --> 00:16:48,527 Yeah, oh and we're rich. 385 00:16:48,886 --> 00:16:50,566 I've been gone for three hours. 386 00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:53,378 I want to be a daredevil. 387 00:16:53,454 --> 00:16:54,515 Well you can't Pete. 388 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,220 I'm the daredevil, right Nugget? 389 00:16:56,284 --> 00:16:58,542 Hold on a second, I've got an idea. 390 00:16:59,239 --> 00:17:02,982 This is the first ever two person motorcycle jump 391 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:07,556 performed by myself the amazing Mr. Pain and my 392 00:17:07,556 --> 00:17:10,046 trusty sidekick here, danger lad. 393 00:17:10,264 --> 00:17:11,200 Hi how are you? 394 00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:14,223 This one, this one's for you Billy. 395 00:17:15,876 --> 00:17:17,595 This is going to look great coming off the back 396 00:17:17,595 --> 00:17:19,366 of the bike while you guys fly over the crappers. 397 00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:22,520 It's going to be on the front page of every newspaper guys. 398 00:17:22,762 --> 00:17:25,388 Can't believe people are actually coughing up $10 399 00:17:25,388 --> 00:17:27,018 and buying into your stupid sham. 400 00:17:27,018 --> 00:17:28,492 The don't buy this crap because they give a shit 401 00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:29,325 about the environment. 402 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,403 They wear them so they can show their friends and 403 00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:32,981 family that they actually gave to a charity. 404 00:17:33,289 --> 00:17:34,187 That's pathetic. 405 00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:36,747 Can't people give money to a cause without gloating? 406 00:17:36,916 --> 00:17:38,564 What's the point of doing something nice if no one 407 00:17:38,564 --> 00:17:39,359 knows you did it? 408 00:17:40,938 --> 00:17:42,092 Go sheer these sheep. 409 00:17:44,595 --> 00:17:46,017 Well it's time to get famous. 410 00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,987 Five minutes from now every kid in town is going 411 00:17:48,987 --> 00:17:49,807 to look up to us. 412 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:51,649 Women are going to be fighting each other just 413 00:17:51,649 --> 00:17:53,239 to jump our broken bones. 414 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:57,971 Let's do it. 415 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,214 Okay Vlad, hold on tight buddy. 416 00:18:06,428 --> 00:18:07,345 Ready boys? 417 00:18:08,718 --> 00:18:11,906 Ladies and gents, make some noise. 418 00:18:11,941 --> 00:18:15,135 You're about to see history in the making. 419 00:18:16,314 --> 00:18:17,649 Hold on tight Pete. 420 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,479 Okay, in three, two... 421 00:18:21,703 --> 00:18:24,991 Oh, a mosquito... shit I felt that! 422 00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:25,892 one 423 00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:27,079 Ron don't go! 424 00:18:27,212 --> 00:18:28,920 And go... 425 00:18:28,988 --> 00:18:29,959 Do not go. 426 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:35,404 Ow, ow, ow... Ron pull over, Ron pull over. 427 00:18:36,071 --> 00:18:42,310 Ron... the Vlad, my cock... stop! 428 00:18:43,734 --> 00:18:45,050 Oh. 429 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:46,590 Oh my god. 430 00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:58,672 I have never felt more pain in my life. 431 00:18:59,595 --> 00:19:01,570 Please kill me. 432 00:19:02,461 --> 00:19:05,578 Everything hurts, even talking. 433 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,810 Can't you give us something? 434 00:19:06,918 --> 00:19:08,895 We've given you the strongest drugs we can, 435 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,357 quadruple doses. 436 00:19:11,446 --> 00:19:12,820 Why are we still in pain? 437 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:16,270 You took a week's supply of medication in two days. 438 00:19:16,483 --> 00:19:17,716 You've built up a tolerance. 439 00:19:17,941 --> 00:19:20,135 You moved from being immune to pain to being 440 00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,443 immune to painkillers. 441 00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,046 Oh... 442 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:24,573 Oh, quit your complaining. 443 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:27,366 At least your penis is 6 inches longer. 444 00:19:27,675 --> 00:19:29,534 Yeah but I lost a lot of girth. 445 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,560 It's like a noodle. 446 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:33,832 Wait till the swelling goes down. 447 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:34,833 subsBusters 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net