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What was that?

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We're testing a
new rabies vaccine

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We're having difficulties
getting it just quite right.

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Okay, you know what;
this is ridiculous

5
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Look at us Ron. Look at what we're doing,
what we do every week.

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Come on Pete...

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No.

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You know what,  Dr. Ng?

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I'm sick of you and your
shitty experiments.

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You're a hack.

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You're a cruel, mean, sick
and twisted little bastard

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Why don't you crawl back into
whatever hole you came from and die?

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And you, stupid sidekick,
do you have

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any legitimate medical training,
any credentials you scum?

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I see that truth serum
has already taken affect.

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Truth serum?

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Very powerful.

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Now get this,

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I quit.

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So you can take this job

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and shop it

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I love this job.

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Transcript : YYeTs
Synchro : Bistro 6

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Oh, oh my win, you suck,
get lost, later loser.

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Fooze ball?

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Larry, still
in quarantine?

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Yeah, I'm here for a week.

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What the hell is
wrong with you?

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I got dandruff, my feet
stink, I don't love Jesus.

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I treat women
like objects

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I have horrible
taste in clothes...

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How come you're so hairy?

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Oh, rabies vaccine.

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I got werewolf syndrome.

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Werewolf syndrome; is it
really worth it Larry?

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Peter just quit.

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-Werewolf syndrome, that's real?
-Google it!

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High
Karate right?

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Wow.

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How can you tell?

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Elevated sense of smell.

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Well you are an absolute pig and I will
be delighted to never see you again

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Truth serum...

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Ass.

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Peter, time to
change your gauchies.

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One game, come on !

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I should go, he's just
emotionally fragile.

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Hey pigtails, it's
called a douche. Try it.

49
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Okay, look at all
of these great jobs.

50
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Earn up to $2,000 a week from home and they're
only going to charge me $500 to learn Korean.

51
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Oh, come on, you're not
smart enough to learn Korean.

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You're way too lazy. You'll never
amount to anything.

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That's how you
really feel about me?

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I don't know
why I said that.

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Truth serum
must be working.

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It's okay, it's how
you really feel.

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Anything else you
want to tell me?

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When we were kids I stole your
brother's comic books. It was me.

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You?

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My brother blamed
me for years.

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But listen, that was a
long time ago right;

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water under the
bridge, we were kids.

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Yeah, kids do
stupid stuff.

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I'd pee in your apple juice
all the time in kindergarten.

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I see.

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It was me who put the
poison ivy in your bed at camp.

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They sent me home for that
Ron, two months early!

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Yeah, I know.

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I don't know why I'm
saying this stuff.

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It's okay, let's
get it all out.

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I want to hear everything.

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I want to tell you...phone
and cable bills.

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Phone and cable
bills; what is that?

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I told you the amount is
double every month and

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you've been paying the
whole things for years.

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You bastard!

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You sneaky, lying bastard,
get back here, get back here.

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I don't want
to talk to you.

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Don't ignore me.

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Ronnie!

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Time
to come clean Ron.

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Is that even
your real name?

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Come here Ronnie, you
can't hide in the bathroom.

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Spit that
toothpaste out Ron.

85
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I don't want
to talk to you.

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It's time to unlock
the book of secrets.

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No, get away from me.

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Ronnie, get back here.

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Still no success with the
experimental rabies vaccine.

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Test subjects adopt a
canine behavior 

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or in extreme cases experience hyper
trichosis or werewolf syndrome.

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Where do you think
you're going Ron?

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Just get away from me,
just leave me alone.

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I want to know what other
lies you've been keeping

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Tell me the secret Ron.

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from me all these years.

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Yeah, okay, you
really want to know?

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Yeah, okay, damn
truth serum.

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I had sex with
Marnie May Hugh.

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My girlfriend?
When?

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The bathroom
on prom night.

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I was drunk and I
felt terrible after.

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I dated her for three years and
I never even had sex with her

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Yeah, I know, every
other guy did.

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That's what I was trying
to tell you but she gave

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me a blow job not to say
anything that night and

107
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what was I supposed to do?

108
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You were supposed to
not get a blow job.

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I'm sorry.

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Gross. We made
out that night.

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Just get away from me.I don't want
to be telling it anymore Ronnie

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Hey wait a minute,
you had a pill too.

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Huh?

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What are your secrets,
what have you been hiding?

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Oh I've told you tons of lies
over the years; whoppers.

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Oh really, like what?

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Like whenever I make you a sandwich
I put a tiny dash of mayo on there even

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though I know you
don't like mayo.

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It makes it creamier.

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I already knew that.

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You don't think I can
see it on the bread?

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All right, well
get a load of this.

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I don't really
get car sick.

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I only say I do so I can
always get the front seat.

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Oh yeah, that's it,
that's all you got?

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- I think so
- Well you're lying

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You didn't get the truth
serum, you got the placebo.

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No way!

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Yeah, of course you did.

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Those are your
dark secrets?

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Give me a break, I got
way worse than that.

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Like what?

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Like the time your mom
told me about your dad and

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made me promise not
to say anything.

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What? Tell me!

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What was that Ron,
I can't make it out?

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What?

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Get back here!

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What did my mom tell
you not to tell me?

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Your real dad
is still alive.

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What are you talking bout?

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His fighter crashed in the ocean
during a training exercise.

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No.

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He was not even
a pilot Pete.

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I have his medals.

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I have his wings.

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Your mom got that at
an army surplus store.

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She lied to you.

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How could you
possibly know that?

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Ever since I was a kid I
wanted to be a hairdresser.

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It's just that I always
knew it was what I was meant to do

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and your mom, she was kind
to a young boy with a dream

153
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Oh Ron, you're a
miracle worker.

154
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Well I have to be, I mean
look at these split ends.

155
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Do you hate your hair?

156
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Well no, of course not.

157
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Well then show
it some love.

158
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Try a better conditioner.

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Here, use this.

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It's got five different
kinds of kelp.

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Oh, look at that.

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Too bad Bob will
never notice.

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Sure he will;
you're a knockout.

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Peter's real father, now he
would notice every little change

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Of course I was the only person
he ever saw so it was easy.

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The captain, yeah, it's
too bad he's passed on.

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Oh Peter's father wasn't a
pilot and he's not dead.

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What do you mean?

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You know, I really
shouldn't say.

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Oh no, the only thing you
should tease is your hair.

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Okay, it was the 70's.

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I was working nights at
the mental hospital.

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I was young and very
horny, horny, horny...

174
00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,176
Ron!

175
00:09:06,765 --> 00:09:08,403
You know I'm telling
you the truth Pete.

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Do you want me to
tell it or what?

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Fine, go on.

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I worked in E block where
we kept the scum of the earth

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the worst of the worst, where murders
and psychopaths were locked

180
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away from society forever.

181
00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:27,205
Most women would have been
scared to work in a place like that but

182
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I was always attracted
to the wrong kind of men.

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I remember I was on my rounds

184
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and i stopped at the last cell, the one
where we kept the raving

185
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lunatic, Ezekiel Jones.

186
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Ezekiel and I had a
special relationship;

187
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We talked a lot, he was a good listener.

188
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Then one magical night
after lockdown

189
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consummated our love; a
love no cage could hold.

190
00:10:02,243 --> 00:10:04,139
He was a
wonderful lover.

191
00:10:04,507 --> 00:10:07,022
He may have had the brain
of a demented 4-year-old

192
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:10,332
but he had the schmeckel
the size of a pony.

193
00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:14,933
So he's a demon child.

194
00:10:16,344 --> 00:10:18,277
Yes but I grew
to love him,

195
00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:20,601
though I always loved
his brother more.

196
00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:21,534
Huh?

197
00:10:21,654 --> 00:10:23,163
Now you can't tell anyone.

198
00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:26,844
- But Pete's my best friend
- Secrecy is the stylist code.

199
00:10:26,964 --> 00:10:29,495
If you tell Peter you'll
never be a hairdresser.

200
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,155
Okay, you win.

201
00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,259
Curlers are done.

202
00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:38,891
Oh, Farah Fawcett eat your
heart your heart out.

203
00:10:36,849 --> 00:10:40,622
I'm going to get so fired for busting
you out of quarantine Larry

204
00:10:37,358 --> 00:10:40,301
He killed his whole family
with a paring knife.

205
00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:42,647
Well not his whole
family I guess.

206
00:10:41,797 --> 00:10:44,225
So in a way it's
kind of cool right?

207
00:10:42,649 --> 00:10:46,927
My whole life I thought my dad
died in a training exercise in CA

208
00:10:47,626 --> 00:10:49,871
His F14 Tomcat
hitting jet wash,

209
00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:52,489
spinning out of
control, him ejecting,

210
00:10:52,499 --> 00:10:55,697
hitting his head on the cockpit and
falling lifelessly into the ocean.

211
00:10:56,102 --> 00:10:58,439
Kind of how Goose
died in Top Gun.

212
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,163
I've been telling that
story since I was 14.

213
00:11:01,283 --> 00:11:03,601
You knew it was a lie
and you kept it from me.

214
00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:06,949
You heard what she said, if I told
you I'd never become a hairdresser.

215
00:11:07,069 --> 00:11:10,777
You're still not a hairdresser Ron,
which by the way is the gayest thing ever.

216
00:11:10,897 --> 00:11:13,784
You've been lying to me about
everything since the day we met

217
00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,919
But when we met we
couldn't even talk.

218
00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:20,023
I don't need your excuses
Ron and I don't need you.

219
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,545
But this is a good thing Pete.

220
00:11:22,665 --> 00:11:24,128
I'm going to tell you the
truth about everything.

221
00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,923
I killed your
hermit crabs;

222
00:11:25,933 --> 00:11:27,490
I accidentally turned off the heat lamp.

223
00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:29,423
My crabs, Joey and Lulu?

224
00:11:29,975 --> 00:11:32,128
Get away from me
Ron and stay away.

225
00:11:32,248 --> 00:11:36,877
You are the worst friend
ever and that's the truth.

226
00:11:38,745 --> 00:11:41,865
I made up the name puber
in high school, it was me.

227
00:11:51,859 --> 00:11:52,779
Larry?

228
00:11:53,111 --> 00:11:54,031
Larry!

229
00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:56,681
Larry, I need your help.

230
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:58,344
Pete took off. Look...

231
00:12:02,282 --> 00:12:03,313
Down boy!

232
00:12:03,902 --> 00:12:05,448
- Thank you
- Sorry

233
00:12:07,650 --> 00:12:08,788
Ron, goodbye.

234
00:12:08,908 --> 00:12:10,733
I'm leaving you and my
family to go and find the

235
00:12:10,853 --> 00:12:13,853
only person who's never
lied to me, my real father.

236
00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:17,139
Yeah, his real dad happens
to be an insane lunatic.

237
00:12:17,259 --> 00:12:18,757
He could be dangerous.

238
00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:21,811
Larry, I need your car
to go help find Peter.

239
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:22,916
Yeah right.

240
00:12:23,036 --> 00:12:25,291
No way, you're not
driving my car.

241
00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,223
Want to go for a ride?

242
00:12:27,818 --> 00:12:29,283
Can I have your
keys?

243
00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:31,233
Come on boy, come on boy.

244
00:12:31,353 --> 00:12:33,276
Come on boy, let's
go for a ride.

245
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:36,516
The old Jones place
up on lake Moosehead?

246
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:37,826
Yeah.

247
00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:44,507
Well, you take the Eagle road till
you come to an old dirt track

248
00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:46,495
It's the one
right at the end.

249
00:12:47,579 --> 00:12:49,058
What are you going
up there for friend?

250
00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:51,561
It's not really any of
your business is it?

251
00:12:51,681 --> 00:12:52,702
I guess not.

252
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,101
Just asking.

253
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,211
This your place?

254
00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:00,133
Yup, owned it
my whole life.

255
00:13:01,439 --> 00:13:02,912
Since you were a baby?

256
00:13:03,979 --> 00:13:05,286
Well, no...

257
00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:10,782
So you're a liar then
just like everybody else.

258
00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:13,340
Call it.

259
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,353
Call what?

260
00:13:14,473 --> 00:13:15,567
Heads or tails.

261
00:13:16,009 --> 00:13:17,261
What are we betting?

262
00:13:17,555 --> 00:13:20,327
My car against whatever
is in your cash register.

263
00:13:23,147 --> 00:13:25,960
You want me to bet my cash
register against that piece of shit

264
00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:26,843
Call it!

265
00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:28,480
Fine.

266
00:13:29,170 --> 00:13:29,943
Heads.

267
00:13:35,709 --> 00:13:36,850
Two out of three.

268
00:13:44,470 --> 00:13:47,580
Oh, you owe me
$20 for gas.

269
00:13:48,066 --> 00:13:51,047
The gas .... is in your car.

270
00:13:51,342 --> 00:13:53,458
It was your car when
you filled it up.

271
00:13:53,781 --> 00:13:54,867
It's your gas.

272
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,339
How am I supposed to get
the gas out of here?

273
00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,345
You can take one of these.

274
00:14:02,278 --> 00:14:03,143
$15.

275
00:14:04,081 --> 00:14:05,443
Here's your gas money.

276
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:11,756
Oh, now that you're walking you can
take the shortcut through the forest

277
00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:43,753
Mr. Jones?

278
00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:46,091
Ezekiel?

279
00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:50,489
No! Oh!

280
00:14:51,071 --> 00:14:51,900
Sorry.

281
00:14:55,746 --> 00:14:58,380
I'm sorry but you gave me
quite a scare young man.

282
00:14:58,728 --> 00:15:00,629
Sorry, I didn't
mean to startle you.

283
00:15:00,749 --> 00:15:02,526
I just wanted to meet you.

284
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:03,557
Meet me?

285
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:05,268
Do I know you?

286
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,606
No, but I think you
might know my mother.

287
00:15:07,726 --> 00:15:08,710
Your mother?

288
00:15:09,704 --> 00:15:13,805
1975...you were
in the hospital.

289
00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:15,327
How did you know that?

290
00:15:17,057 --> 00:15:18,400
You're my father.

291
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:19,357
Father?

292
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,086
Oh, I see.

293
00:15:23,024 --> 00:15:26,300
Yes, well I suppose this day
would have come eventually.

294
00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:29,023
Son...

295
00:15:33,293 --> 00:15:36,974
I can't tell you how happy I am.
You're not what I was expecting.

296
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:40,397
-I was told you were a lunatic.
-Lunatic?

297
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:43,664
Well I've been called a
lot of things over the years but

298
00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:47,177
I guess back in the 70's, well yes,
lunatic would have been quite appropriate.

299
00:15:47,297 --> 00:15:50,114
I mean if the shoe fits
wear it, right son?

300
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,453
Right dad.

301
00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:03,810
Peter!

302
00:16:04,091 --> 00:16:05,931
Come on face
it, you're lost.

303
00:16:06,051 --> 00:16:08,306
No, the gas station guy
said it was this way.

304
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,265
Peter!

305
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:12,686
There is no way in hell
you are going to find

306
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,301
Peter in these woods.

307
00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:15,822
I got these...

308
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:16,742
Oh!

309
00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,159
Peter's underwear.

310
00:16:21,487 --> 00:16:22,849
Well,
go get em boy.

311
00:16:23,291 --> 00:16:24,101
Come on.

312
00:16:24,221 --> 00:16:24,931
Watch.

313
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:29,097
The trick is to crush the
head in one smooth motion,

314
00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:31,215
kill them before they
know what's hit them.

315
00:16:31,693 --> 00:16:32,393
Okay.

316
00:16:36,773 --> 00:16:37,473
Good.

317
00:16:37,593 --> 00:16:41,396
You know I admit it, I
was a completely, completely

318
00:16:41,516 --> 00:16:44,478
different person; high
on acid, out of my mind.

319
00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:46,152
I'm ashamed of it.

320
00:16:47,305 --> 00:16:51,225
You know you have to
learn to use a knife son.

321
00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:57,363
You can't trust people, but a
sharp knife cuts every time.

322
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:59,811
I don't have a knife.

323
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,388
Well I'll give you one.
I've got so many.

324
00:17:03,492 --> 00:17:06,998
Anyway, you've obviously
put all that behind you

325
00:17:07,118 --> 00:17:08,351
and pulled
yourself together.

326
00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:09,408
You can say that again.

327
00:17:09,418 --> 00:17:14,095
I made millions designing boats and then
I moved up here to get away from it all

328
00:17:14,809 --> 00:17:17,465
But I've become a very
lonely man with an awful

329
00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:21,887
lot of money and no one to
share it with...until now.

330
00:17:22,545 --> 00:17:25,290
Well I'd be proud to
call you my father Zeke.

331
00:17:26,037 --> 00:17:26,737
Zeke?

332
00:17:27,197 --> 00:17:27,804
Yes.

333
00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:29,663
Ezekiel Jones.

334
00:17:29,958 --> 00:17:31,522
Sweet baby Jesus!

335
00:17:31,642 --> 00:17:33,454
He's a homicidal maniac!

336
00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:36,176
I mean he lives out there
in a shed in the woods.

337
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:41,044
- You said you were in the hospital
- I was

338
00:17:41,164 --> 00:17:45,038
Rammed my into the back of a milk truck.
I was in traction for a year.

339
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,152
Well, thank you
for the beer.

340
00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,389
Wait, you don't want
to go out there;

341
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,285
you won't like
what you find.

342
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,334
I have to.

343
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:56,133
He's all I've got.

344
00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:19,501
Did you
lose the scent?

345
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,084
God damn it!

346
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:25,050
You have no idea how
strong my sense of smell is.

347
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:29,641
Its like you're sticking the
guy's butt directly in my face.

348
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:36,574
- It's just over that ridge.
- Let's go.

349
00:18:38,856 --> 00:18:39,730
Larry?

350
00:18:40,329 --> 00:18:41,175
Girl scouts.

351
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:56,261
Don't do it Pete.

352
00:18:58,544 --> 00:19:01,231
That's my father,
my family.

353
00:19:01,691 --> 00:19:03,788
No whatever is in there
isn't your family.

354
00:19:04,303 --> 00:19:05,702
Family is right here.

355
00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,193
Me.

356
00:19:08,573 --> 00:19:11,186
Look, we've been best
friends our whole lives.

357
00:19:11,306 --> 00:19:14,131
Okay sure, yeah, I've done
some stupid things here and there

358
00:19:14,251 --> 00:19:16,744
and maybe I should have told you
the truth about your dad

359
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,236
And maybe you shouldn't
have gotten the blow job from my girlfriend

360
00:19:20,356 --> 00:19:22,712
Or even better, maybe
I shouldn't have told you about it

361
00:19:23,098 --> 00:19:27,792
You know we've been best friends our whole lives
because I've been lying to you and keeping secrets

362
00:19:28,047 --> 00:19:30,647
Suddenly I tell you the
truth and you hate me.

363
00:19:30,657 --> 00:19:32,949
Telling the truth never
did anybody any good.

364
00:19:33,069 --> 00:19:37,803
You're not supposed to be
telling each other the shit we did or

365
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,261
sharing our feelings or being honest.

366
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:44,243
Just supposed to pretend
everything's cool.

367
00:19:44,555 --> 00:19:49,865
That's the secret behind a
true, healthy, happy friendship.

368
00:19:50,313 --> 00:19:53,865
I suppose this is supposed to be
some sort of heartfelt apology

369
00:19:55,025 --> 00:19:59,160
and I believe in your own round about
way you are trying to make amends

370
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,233
It's not great,
but it is honest.

371
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:05,877
You couldn't lie to me
even if you wanted to.

372
00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:09,227
Actually the truth serum
wore off a couple of hours ago.

373
00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:10,474
Oh yeah?

374
00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,823
Sure you're not keeping
any secrets from me?

375
00:20:14,118 --> 00:20:15,057
Positive.

376
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,976
Then why are you holding
on to a pair of my undies?

377
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:20,745
Oh yeah, you can have
your dirty undies back.

378
00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:25,065
You can have yours back too

379
00:23:26,949 --> 00:23:28,282


380
00:24:18,763 --> 00:24:19,563
Great it's one of these.

381
00:24:19,573 --> 00:24:21,031
You know it's going to be
a doozie when they put us

382
00:24:22,366 --> 00:24:22,766
in the cube.

383
00:24:23,334 --> 00:24:24,034
Good morning Testees.

384
00:24:24,044 --> 00:24:25,669
Hey, why don't you
guys come in here?

385
00:24:26,837 --> 00:24:27,304
It's not safe.

386
00:24:28,005 --> 00:24:28,772
What are you giving us?

387
00:24:28,782 --> 00:24:31,141
We didn't get any pills or
injections when we checked in.

388
00:24:32,676 --> 00:24:33,410
Today's drug is a gas.

389
00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:35,579
What?

390
00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:48,591
Breathe deeply.

391
00:24:49,893 --> 00:24:49,993
Oh!

392
00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:52,228
Yes, good.

393
00:24:52,238 --> 00:24:53,863
It smells like
sweaty feet.

394
00:24:53,873 --> 00:24:55,698
What is this stuff;
what are we inhaling?

395
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,133
It's classified.

396
00:24:57,143 --> 00:24:59,169
Classified? What; is
it dangerous?

397
00:24:59,970 --> 00:25:00,670
Why is it classified?

398
00:25:01,572 --> 00:25:02,372
That is also classified.

399
00:25:02,382 --> 00:25:04,640
Please, tell us what this
stuff is. Give us a hint.

400
00:25:05,675 --> 00:25:05,775
No.

401
00:25:05,785 --> 00:25:07,010
What are we
supposed to do?

402
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,278
Stay in there for ten
minutes then go home.

403
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,447
Do whatever you
normally do.

404
00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,650
Fill out your
symptom reports.

405
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:15,518
What symptoms?
I don't feel anything.

406
00:25:16,553 --> 00:25:16,919
Me neither.

407
00:25:18,488 --> 00:25:18,921
Oh, you will!

408
00:25:19,856 --> 00:25:20,256
This is bad.

409
00:25:21,825 --> 00:25:22,458
This is really bad.

410
00:25:23,094 --> 00:25:25,528
Especially if it was
invented by Germans.

411
00:25:39,977 --> 00:25:42,311
Look at all of these
possible side effects Ron,

412
00:25:42,321 --> 00:25:43,679
anyone of these
would be a nightmare.

413
00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:46,515
Giant boils, open
sores, rectal bleeding.

414
00:25:46,916 --> 00:25:47,716
Do you have any of them?

415
00:25:47,726 --> 00:25:49,118
Not yet, but something's
coming and it's not going

416
00:25:50,052 --> 00:25:50,419
to be good.

417
00:25:51,153 --> 00:25:51,653
They gassed us.

418
00:25:51,663 --> 00:25:53,956
They don't administer
anything good with gas.

419
00:25:55,225 --> 00:25:56,091
There are no gas vitamins.

420
00:25:57,261 --> 00:25:59,595
They use gas to poison
huge populations.

421
00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:00,696
Oh my god, you're right.

422
00:26:00,831 --> 00:26:02,464
They use gas
on insects too.

423
00:26:04,534 --> 00:26:06,334
Yeah and people
on death row.

424
00:26:07,971 --> 00:26:09,371
Jesus Ron...my
leg, my leg!

425
00:26:10,239 --> 00:26:10,405
What?

426
00:26:11,273 --> 00:26:11,807
I can't feel it!

427
00:26:11,817 --> 00:26:13,742
I'm paralyzed.
I've lost the use of my leg.

428
00:26:13,752 --> 00:26:15,210
That means I'm going
to be paralyzed too.

429
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,746
Wait, wait, false alarm,
the feeling's coming back.

430
00:26:19,149 --> 00:26:20,849
I think it was
just asleep.

431
00:26:22,553 --> 00:26:24,919
What were we thinking?
Paralyzed, come on.

432
00:26:22,752 --> 00:26:23,218
What was that?

433
00:26:23,228 --> 00:26:24,987
We're testing a
new rabies vaccine.

434
00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:25,887
What the hell?

435
00:26:25,824 --> 00:26:28,524
We're having difficulties
getting it just quite right.

436
00:26:26,755 --> 00:26:26,921
What?

437
00:26:27,623 --> 00:26:28,156
Look at my hand.

438
00:26:28,924 --> 00:26:29,391
My skin's dry.

439
00:26:29,401 --> 00:26:30,759
It's like my hand is
just drying right up?

440
00:26:30,769 --> 00:26:32,260
It could be a super
raging poison.

441
00:26:32,270 --> 00:26:33,595
We're going to shrivel up
into the bodies of 90 year

442
00:26:34,298 --> 00:26:36,331
Okay, you know what;
this is ridiculous.

443
00:26:34,330 --> 00:26:35,030
men in a few minutes.

444
00:26:35,364 --> 00:26:36,197
Oh my god, but of course.

445
00:26:37,066 --> 00:26:37,566
Look at us Ron.

446
00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,701
Look at what we're doing,
what we do every week.

447
00:26:40,970 --> 00:26:41,470
Come on Pete...

448
00:26:43,272 --> 00:26:43,372
No.

449
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:44,439
Oh my back.

450
00:26:45,674 --> 00:26:46,174
Look at me Ron.

451
00:26:47,209 --> 00:26:47,942
How does my skin look?

452
00:26:47,343 --> 00:26:48,043
You know what Dr. Ng?

453
00:26:48,810 --> 00:26:49,644
Do I have any gray hairs?

454
00:26:49,654 --> 00:26:51,412
Oh my god you do
have gray hairs.

455
00:26:52,283 --> 00:26:54,649
I'm sick of you and your
shitty experiments.

456
00:26:52,714 --> 00:26:53,448
Jesus Ron, I'm scared.

457
00:26:53,615 --> 00:26:54,482
What have they done to us?

458
00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:55,816
What the hell is this?

459
00:26:56,051 --> 00:26:56,518
You're a hack.

460
00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:57,151
What?

461
00:26:57,161 --> 00:26:58,719
There's a lump, there's a
huge lump on your shoulder!

462
00:27:00,191 --> 00:27:02,958
You're a cruel, mean, sick
and twisted little bastard.

463
00:27:03,794 --> 00:27:06,327
Why don't you crawl back
into whatever hole you

464
00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:06,293
Cancer!

465
00:27:06,303 --> 00:27:07,461
Where do you think
you're going?

466
00:27:08,396 --> 00:27:09,029
Experiment room #9.

467
00:27:09,365 --> 00:27:11,265
Not dressed like
that you're not.

468
00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:11,933
came from and die?

469
00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:13,067
You know it's
a sterile room.

470
00:27:13,571 --> 00:27:16,237
And you, stupid sidekick,
do you have any legitimate

471
00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:16,303
You need to wear proper
Testico issued attire.

472
00:27:17,604 --> 00:27:17,771
I am.

473
00:27:19,273 --> 00:27:19,607
Oh really?

474
00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:22,610
medical traing; any
credentials you scum?

475
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,843
See I didn't get the
rhinestone and cape memo.

476
00:27:22,853 --> 00:27:24,378
I'm not going to let you
sign in until you change.

477
00:27:23,213 --> 00:27:25,680
I see that truth serum
has already taken affect.

478
00:27:24,979 --> 00:27:25,679
What's wrong peaches?

479
00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:26,814
Truth serum?

480
00:27:26,881 --> 00:27:27,214
Menopause?

481
00:27:27,224 --> 00:27:29,082
I thought I smelled
something rotting4.

482
00:27:28,551 --> 00:27:31,318
I don't understand why you
think you're so cool Larry.

483
00:27:28,750 --> 00:27:29,217
Very powerful.

484
00:27:32,187 --> 00:27:32,620
Now get this;

485
00:27:34,856 --> 00:27:35,089
I quit.



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