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- Valco.
- Serves you right.

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- I'm quite nervous.
- You won't beat our prices.

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- Can she stop that now?
- Fish and ticks.

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- Red-hot deals.

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- Offers on everything
from booze to biscuits.

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- Loads of two-for-ones.

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- Boom.

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- Fresh produce.
- Delivered daily.

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- Am I getting paid for this?
- Don't forget the Valco tick.

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- Oh, Valco tick.
- That way.

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- Serves you right.
- Valco serves you right.

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- [All] Valco serves you right!

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- Hi, Ian.
- Hey, Gavin, welcome back.

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- Are you sure this doesn't
make me look stupid?

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- You look great, my
modern, hunk of a man.

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- Yes, well, I suppose it's about time

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I stopped living in the past.

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I don't want to be accused
of being a dinosaur.

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- Just remember to be yourself.

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You are a bull.

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You are in charge.

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You are Gavin Strong.

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You had better go.

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I am too turned on by you.

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- Yes, well, in that case
I think that's probably for the best.

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Hi, gals.

27
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- Bloody hell, was that Gavin?

28
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- Either him or the world's
shittiest George Michael.

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- It's going to be the best hen do ever.

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Me sister's arranged it.

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She's booked a dirty bus.

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- What's a dirty bus?

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- It's a right laugh.

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We all pile in a minibus
and they give you a bag

35
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with a bottle of Malibu
and some ciggies in.

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Then we go and pick up
a load of strippers.

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- Sounds amazing.

38
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- They get their cocks out and everything.
- Oh.

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- It's brilliant.
- Lovely.

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- What?

41
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- Hey, he's back.

42
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- Hi, Colin.

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- Oh, I missed you, man.

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So, how was the holiday, was it good?

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- Oh, it was, thank you, yes, Colin, yes.

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- So, sorry, where'd you go again?
The 80's?

47
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- How about "Valco Better isn't better,

48
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"it's the best at being better"?

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- You had me at best.

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(laughing)

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Boom!

52
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- What's up, guys?

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I see the door's back.

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I thought it was a barrier
between management and troops.

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- Gavin!

56
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You look very different.

57
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- Oh, what, this old gear?

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No, it's just my chill-out gear.

59
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Oh, is this all.

60
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- Yeah, Julie's been using your
desk while you've been away.

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Don't worry, we moved all your stuff.

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- I don't mind switching
back if it's easier.

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- Oh, no, that's fine, it's fine.

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Whatevs.

65
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Oh, I love the Valco Better bags BTW.

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One handle?

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Where do you get these brainwaves?

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- Yeah, came to me during a facial.

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Why have two handles on a
bag when you can have one?

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Bam, problem Franced!

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- Yes, I suppose some people would say

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two handles are more practical.

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Not me, though, no.

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No darn way, cowabunga.

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So, did I miss much while I was away?

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- Spoiler alert.

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Yes.

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Richard's decided to
put us forward for this.

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- Oh, Best Retail Outlet
Awards West Cheshire Region?

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He thinks we're ready for the BROs?

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- Boom!

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- Boom!

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- Boom!

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What's the application like?

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I don't mind having first crack at it if.

86
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- Yeah, I've got Julie
manning this one, Gav.

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She's got it nailed dot com.

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- Hey, well, that's no biggie dot net.

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Just gives me a chance to, you know,

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just sit back and chill, relax.

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- Do you want a hand with that?
- Yeah, please, that'd be great.

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- Member of staff to the front entrance.

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They won't be long.

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(humming)

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- You are in a good mood, Neville, yes?

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- Anna, I am in a cracking mood.

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- I'm thinking you have
got lucky with a woman.

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- No, no, it's nothing
like that, I'm afraid.

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No, that's still been several years.

100
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But last night, Sophie called me "Dad".

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- Oh, Neville, that's great.

102
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- Admittedly, it was by mistake.

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She was furious with
herself afterwards but--

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- A man should be close
to his daughter, Neville.

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I remember my father when
I was five years old,

106
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he said to me, "Anna, today
we have a day together.

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"We will kill a bull."

108
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And so we did.

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- I'm not sure Sophie would
be too keen on killing a bull.

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- Every girl must kill at least one bull,

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and then eat the heart.

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It's what makes her a woman.

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- Leighton, you've got
to tell me, I'm the stag.

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- It's top secret.

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- Right, come on, what is it?

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Is it strippers?

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- I've sworn myself to secrecy.

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- You've sworn yourself to secrecy?

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- Yeah.

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I tried to get myself to tell
me about the stag last night

121
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but I couldn't, I clammed up.

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Even when I hit myself.

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- Right, just give me a little clue.

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- Let's just say I've hired
a very special performer.

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- Yes, I guess we're
talking ping-pong balls?

126
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- Not just ping-pong balls.

127
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Big balls, balloons.

128
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My friend hired them for
his birthday last month

129
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and they blindfolded him
and gave him the full show.

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He lost his watch.

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- Yes!

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Oh, God.

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It's going to be mental, innit?
- Yeah.

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- Legend, Leighton.

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- Yes, I knew he would love clowns.

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- That's three bags that have split now.

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- Yeah, it's these new
Better bags, they're rubbish.

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- Well, where am I
meant to stick all this?

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- I know.

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It takes the piss, doesn't it?
I'd complain if I was you.

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- Oh, forget it, I don't have time.

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- Hey, what was her problem?

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- New bags, have you seen 'em?

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They've only got one handle.

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- I know, It's another
brilliant idea from Richard.

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- Keeping busy, Katie?

147
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- Yeah, just I was talking to them

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about something that happened
- Yeah, bovvered!

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I just wanted to see
whether you could swing

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by the office this afternoon.
There's something I want to ask you.

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- Yeah sure.

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- Aces.

153
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Guys, my ears are open but
I'm not hearing any magic.

154
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- Do we still have to do them?
Cos they make me feel stupid.

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- Do they?

156
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OK, well only if you want to.
Oh, hang on.

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This just in, you want to.

158
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- There's a madman in the
store and he's got a knife!

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- And look, he's slashing prices.

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- Oh, you scared the crap out of me!

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- That's right, all
batteries are now 20% off.

162
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- Ah, ah, Leighton.

163
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- Hey, Gavin's back!

164
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Oh, wow, you look so different.

165
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Did you put the wrong clothes on?
I'm always doing that.

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- Oh, no, no, no, these are mine.
I just haven't worn them in a while.

167
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So, everything going well?

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You all manage OK without me last week?

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- It was great.

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Isn't it weird, cos you'd
think everything would go wrong

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with you not being around but it didn't.

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- Oh, that's great to hear.

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- Yeah, everything went
really, really, really well.

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Isn't that weird, Gavin?

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Gavin, isn't that weird?
- Yes, that's really, really weird.

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- See ya.

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- That's all he said?
- Yeah.

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"Swing by this afternoon,
"there's something I want to ask you."

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- Maybe he wants to marry you.

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Oh, that would be nice.

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- I don't think he wants
to marry me, Margaret.

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- Don't be so hard on yourself.

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You're a good-looking girl.

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Mind you, you're not getting any younger.

185
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- Thanks.

186
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- We should have one of those deals.

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If you're not married
by 40, I'll marry you.

188
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- Don't be stupid.

189
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Why wouldn't I be married
by the time I'm 40?

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- Just saying.

191
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Offer's there if you want it.
I'm a good listener, fun, cuddly.

192
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- You could do a lot worse, Katie.

193
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- I'm not marrying him.

194
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- Katie I'd like to marry you
when you're 40 as well please.

195
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- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.

196
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Come on, I asked her first.

197
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Anyway, why would she want to marry you?

198
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What have you got that I haven't?

199
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- Tennis racket.

200
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And if we get married, it's yours.

201
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- Damn, I haven't got a tennis racket.

202
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- Have we done?

203
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- Well, you've not decided yet.
Who's it going to be?

204
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Me or him?

205
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- Ooh, I just can't choose, guys!

206
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- It's like The Full Monty, but on a bus.

207
00:08:34,474 --> 00:08:36,529
- Oh, it sounds very exotic.

208
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Do they do all that
stuff with the baby oil?

209
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- Yeah, well, sort of.

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Baby oil's too expensive,
so they use chip fat.

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Smells gorgeous, though.

212
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Oi, Leighton!

213
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You'd better make sure
you get me bloke home

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in one piece tonight.

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- Don't worry Lisa, no.

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As best man, it's my sworn duty

217
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to stay by Colin's side at all times.

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Or in front of him.

219
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- Just make sure he
don't get too hammered.

220
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Which strip club are you
taking him to, anyway?

221
00:09:01,484 --> 00:09:02,328
- Strip club?

222
00:09:02,428 --> 00:09:04,792
No, we're going to have the
stag night here in the canteen.

223
00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:05,768
- You what?

224
00:09:05,868 --> 00:09:08,481
A stag in the Valco canteen?

225
00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:09,517
Bloody hell.

226
00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,350
- I know, right!

227
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And, if that wasn't enough,
I've booked a clown.

228
00:09:12,339 --> 00:09:13,731
- A clown?

229
00:09:13,831 --> 00:09:17,534
You've booked a clown
for Colin's stag night?

230
00:09:17,634 --> 00:09:18,367
- I know, right?

231
00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:20,903
Clowns are pretty funny, right?
- Jesus Christ!

232
00:09:23,579 --> 00:09:24,766
- You're cheeky.

233
00:09:24,866 --> 00:09:26,800
- Oh, sorry, dudes.

234
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I didn't realise I was late for a meeting.

235
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- Meeting?
Meetings are for suits.

236
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Julie and I are just
shooting it, aren't we?

237
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- Oh, is this the BRO application form?

238
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I hope you remembered to put down
our record-breaking March 2012 figures.

239
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- Boring!

240
00:09:41,704 --> 00:09:42,923
- Oh, yeah.

241
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Totes.
Boringsville!

242
00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,968
- There's no figures at all in this baby.

243
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Me Julie's done a blinder.

244
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- Oh, Richard.

245
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- Well done, Julie.

246
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I guess I'll just sit
here and have my sushi.

247
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That's right.

248
00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:59,250
Gavin Strong eating sushi.

249
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11:30, it's not even lunchtime.

250
00:10:01,409 --> 00:10:04,076
- Right, see you later, darling.

251
00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:10,129
- It's like he doesn't
even know I'm around.

252
00:10:10,229 --> 00:10:11,943
- Richard's just very busy.

253
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:13,142
- I'm trying, Julie.

254
00:10:13,242 --> 00:10:14,624
I mean, look, if this doesn't say

255
00:10:14,724 --> 00:10:17,275
hot, young dynamic manager,
I don't know what does.

256
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:18,432
- Yes, well.

257
00:10:18,532 --> 00:10:20,000
- Why have I even bothered?

258
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,645
- Oh Gavin, you can't sit around
feeling sorry for yourself.

259
00:10:23,745 --> 00:10:25,495
Be the shark dot com.

260
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,349
- Bat out of hell!

261
00:10:32,449 --> 00:10:34,172
My mouth feels like it's on fire.

262
00:10:34,272 --> 00:10:37,238
- Oh, for goodness' sake.
You didn't eat the wasabi, did you?

263
00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:39,171
- The green stuff?
I thought it was a pea.

264
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,865
- Oh, I'll get you a water.

265
00:10:40,965 --> 00:10:43,471
Hurry up, please, I think
I'm going to pass out.

266
00:10:43,571 --> 00:10:45,321
I can't feel my face.

267
00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:51,261
- I've been thinking,

268
00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:54,585
why don't I redo the BRO
application with Gavin?

269
00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:56,320
It might be an idea to include him.

270
00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:58,714
- Jules, do you know why I
put you in charge of this

271
00:10:58,814 --> 00:11:00,283
and not Gavin?

272
00:11:00,383 --> 00:11:01,966
- Because I'm aces?

273
00:11:03,156 --> 00:11:05,457
- Because Gavin is a dinosaur.

274
00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:09,132
I don't want to sound harsh
but we're in the sharp end of retail here.

275
00:11:09,232 --> 00:11:11,149
It's law of the jungle.

276
00:11:12,626 --> 00:11:14,438
And in the jungle,

277
00:11:14,538 --> 00:11:17,705
the dinosaurs get eaten by the sharks.

278
00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:20,926
Sharks like you and me.

279
00:11:21,026 --> 00:11:22,009
- Right.

280
00:11:22,109 --> 00:11:24,440
Wouldn't a dinosaur eat a shark, though?

281
00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:26,225
- Well, I'm not David Attenborough, Julie.

282
00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,716
I don't claim to be David Attenborough.

283
00:11:28,816 --> 00:11:30,726
I claim to be Richard France.
Do you know why?

284
00:11:30,726 --> 00:11:32,673
Cos I'm Richard France, do you follow?
- Er, not really.

285
00:11:32,673 --> 00:11:35,340
- Course you do, you shark, you.

286
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:38,112
- You have been shopping?

287
00:11:38,212 --> 00:11:40,718
What did you buy me?
Sexy underwear?

288
00:11:40,818 --> 00:11:44,802
- No, it's just a little
something for me and Sophie.

289
00:11:44,902 --> 00:11:47,125
What do you think?
- They are beautiful.

290
00:11:47,225 --> 00:11:48,445
- I can't wait to show her.

291
00:11:48,545 --> 00:11:51,163
She's for ever moaning
about there being one cup.

292
00:11:51,263 --> 00:11:53,321
Now we can have drinks together.
- She will love them.

293
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,667
- Oh, brilliant.

294
00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:56,939
Free wrapping paper.

295
00:11:57,039 --> 00:11:59,165
- Hello, sexy customer.

296
00:11:59,265 --> 00:12:01,354
My boyfriend works here but I don't care,

297
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,712
I want to make love to you right now.

298
00:12:04,812 --> 00:12:06,695
Gavin, what is the matter?

299
00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:07,937
- Oh, it's nothing, really.

300
00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:09,464
I'm just a bit of a loose end.

301
00:12:09,564 --> 00:12:11,584
Richard's got Julie doing everything.

302
00:12:11,684 --> 00:12:13,200
- Julie is a bitch, crush her.

303
00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,151
- What on earth's got into you, Anna?
I thought you and Julie were best friends.

304
00:12:16,151 --> 00:12:17,332
- That was a lifetime ago.

305
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,100
Things have happened.

306
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,493
She is now my enemy and she
should be your enemy, too.

307
00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:23,535
- Well, she's not my enemy,
she's a very good friend.

308
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:26,983
- I have seen the way she is
changing, she wants your job.

309
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,965
- I think she's doing it already.

310
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:29,898
- They're useless!

311
00:12:29,898 --> 00:12:32,347
I couldn't even get to
my car before they split.

312
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,249
- Everything OK here?
- No, it isn't.

313
00:12:34,349 --> 00:12:36,480
- It's the Valco Better
bags, they keep splitting.

314
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,128
- I've had thicker farts!

315
00:12:38,228 --> 00:12:39,452
- I see.

316
00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:41,350
I'll grab some of the
old ones out the back.

317
00:12:41,450 --> 00:12:44,695
- And what am I meant to do about these?

318
00:12:44,795 --> 00:12:47,297
- Have you got anything
there we can give her?

319
00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,865
- There's some yoghourts
that got brought back.

320
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:53,965
- Please accept these
with our humble apologies.

321
00:12:57,317 --> 00:12:59,095
- I don't know what Leighton's got planned

322
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,901
but I've got a feeling
it's going to be awesome.

323
00:13:02,001 --> 00:13:03,674
- Sounds magic.

324
00:13:03,774 --> 00:13:06,603
- Are you still dirty-bussing it?
- Yeah, traditional.

325
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,039
- I just thought I'd say that I understand

326
00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:10,912
if you want to have one
last night of freedom.

327
00:13:10,912 --> 00:13:11,645
- You what?

328
00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:13,795
- If you want to shag
someone else, you can.

329
00:13:13,895 --> 00:13:15,277
- You'd do that for me?

330
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:17,466
- Yeah, no anal, though.

331
00:13:17,566 --> 00:13:18,418
- Wow.

332
00:13:18,518 --> 00:13:21,035
Just when I think you can't
get any more romantic,

333
00:13:21,135 --> 00:13:22,685
and you come up with this.

334
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:23,952
Ah, come here.

335
00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,383
- [Richard] Yep.

336
00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:29,344
- Oh sorry, I can come
back later if you're busy.

337
00:13:29,344 --> 00:13:30,594
- Busy?
Shut up!

338
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:34,117
Come in, mate.
Sit yo ass down.

339
00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:38,384
Just having a quick Battlefield
with the guys from T-Mobile.

340
00:13:41,078 --> 00:13:42,510
- So you said you wanted to see me?

341
00:13:42,610 --> 00:13:44,364
- Yeah, how's the job hunt going?

342
00:13:44,464 --> 00:13:46,213
- I haven't found a job yet.

343
00:13:46,313 --> 00:13:48,171
I mean, I'm looking but--
- I see potential in you.

344
00:13:48,171 --> 00:13:51,378
Hell, you remind me of
a young Richard France.

345
00:13:51,478 --> 00:13:53,734
I think you'd make a
cracking deputy manager.

346
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:57,785
- I like it here, it's just
not really what I want to do.

347
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,893
- Right, well, if you're
not living your dreams,

348
00:13:59,993 --> 00:14:01,300
change them.

349
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,285
I used to dream about being a normal guy,

350
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,968
but I'm not normal.

351
00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,346
I'm special.

352
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,446
I gotta to live with that every day.

353
00:14:11,544 --> 00:14:13,384
- These are Better ones as well.

354
00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:15,119
How about you?
Any luck?

355
00:14:15,219 --> 00:14:18,096
- Well I've managed to
find one old Valco bag.

356
00:14:18,196 --> 00:14:20,373
Maybe everyone could share it.

357
00:14:20,473 --> 00:14:21,944
- What are we going to do?

358
00:14:22,044 --> 00:14:23,805
- Is the bag share a no go?

359
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:27,164
- Leighton, you realise what this means?

360
00:14:27,264 --> 00:14:30,014
We're a supermarket with no bags.

361
00:14:32,407 --> 00:14:34,948
Oh, there you are.
We've got an emergency!

362
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:35,854
- Awesome.
Shoot.

363
00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,669
- We're completely out of usable bags.

364
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:40,181
The Better ones are all splitting.
- Sorry, is that bad?

365
00:14:40,281 --> 00:14:41,381
- It's terrible!

366
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,368
We've got queues of complaining customers.

367
00:14:43,468 --> 00:14:44,934
- Right, just stay calm.

368
00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:46,670
Let's flip-reverse this problem.

369
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,029
How can we fix this?

370
00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:49,509
- I don't know, I don't know.

371
00:14:49,609 --> 00:14:51,904
I've never had to deal with
anything like this before,

372
00:14:52,004 --> 00:14:54,257
I mean, normally.
Oh, there you are, thank God!

373
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,709
Gavin, we need you.

374
00:14:55,809 --> 00:14:58,433
- Oh, what's the matter?
- We're out of usable bags.

375
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:00,049
The new ones are all splitting.

376
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:01,816
- Good Lord, I mean.

377
00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,265
Dude, that's so uncool.

378
00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,786
- So what should we do?

379
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,473
- Well, maybe this is what
Valco Better's all about.

380
00:15:09,573 --> 00:15:13,180
No bags, everyone just
carries their stuff.

381
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,835
Enviro-friendly, hey, Rich?

382
00:15:14,935 --> 00:15:17,362
- Gavin, are you out
of your shitting mind?

383
00:15:17,462 --> 00:15:18,848
This is a crisis!

384
00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:20,524
- Well, no, I was just
thinking maybe, if--

385
00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:21,292
- Just forget it.

386
00:15:21,392 --> 00:15:22,736
Let us deal with this, yeah?

387
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:23,669
No bags?

388
00:15:24,779 --> 00:15:25,512
Right.

389
00:15:25,612 --> 00:15:26,665
Come on, then, let's think.

390
00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:27,498
Come on, France.

391
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:29,925
Come on, come on, come on.
- Wait!

392
00:15:30,025 --> 00:15:30,758
Pedal bins.

393
00:15:30,858 --> 00:15:32,108
- Yes, love it!

394
00:15:32,964 --> 00:15:34,074
Sorry, what?
What are they?

395
00:15:34,074 --> 00:15:35,256
- Pedal bin bags.

396
00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:37,114
They're roughly carrier bag size.

397
00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:38,515
We've got plenty in stock.

398
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:39,803
We just use those.

399
00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:41,816
- Tick, tick, tick, boom!

400
00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:44,292
That right there, from your mouth, genius.

401
00:15:44,392 --> 00:15:45,493
Do it.

402
00:15:45,593 --> 00:15:46,729
- Hey.

403
00:15:46,829 --> 00:15:48,051
- Leighton, I want you to grab

404
00:15:48,151 --> 00:15:50,622
all the pedal bin bags you
can, take them to the tills.

405
00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:52,778
We're going to use those
instead of carrier bags.

406
00:15:52,878 --> 00:15:54,140
- Great.

407
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,610
- I was going to say pedal bins.

408
00:15:56,710 --> 00:15:57,543
- Steady.

409
00:15:58,652 --> 00:15:59,915
- Sorry, not putting you off, am I?

410
00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:01,998
- No, all fine.
Your turn.

411
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,683
- You know you stick your tongue out
when you're concentrating, like a dog.

412
00:16:06,783 --> 00:16:08,058
- I don't care.

413
00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:09,022
- And I can see your knickers.

414
00:16:09,022 --> 00:16:10,189
- What?
- Yes!

415
00:16:11,256 --> 00:16:13,006
Right, yes!
- Rematch.

416
00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:17,716
- Sophie, MC Poison,
what a lovely surprise.

417
00:16:17,816 --> 00:16:19,288
Shouldn't you two be at school?

418
00:16:19,388 --> 00:16:20,815
- I left three years ago, Nev.

419
00:16:20,915 --> 00:16:22,178
- Yes, of course.

420
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:24,148
Sophie, shouldn't you be in school?
- Shut up, Neville!

421
00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,739
- What about that film last night?

422
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:28,217
"Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice."
- Neville!

423
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:31,015
Um, I've come to say I'm
moving back with Mum.

424
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,857
- Why?
What did I do wrong?

425
00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:36,962
Look, if it's about me walking
in on you and MC Poison,

426
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:39,480
I did say I'm sorry.
- No, it's not that.

427
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,054
It's just Mum's not pissed off at me
going out with Poison any more,

428
00:16:42,054 --> 00:16:43,897
so there's no point me living with you.

429
00:16:43,997 --> 00:16:44,997
- Right, OK.

430
00:16:46,882 --> 00:16:48,563
If you think that's for the best.

431
00:16:48,663 --> 00:16:52,858
At least you'll have your old room again.
Why don't you take this for it?

432
00:16:59,949 --> 00:17:01,366
- Oh, thanks Dad.

433
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,868
- Aw, Sophie, come on.

434
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:08,107
- Get off me, Neville!

435
00:17:08,207 --> 00:17:09,479
- Sorry, yes, quite right.

436
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,245
- Look, can I borrow 40 quid?

437
00:17:11,345 --> 00:17:13,646
- I think I've only got 10 on me.

438
00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:14,746
- Brilliant.

439
00:17:17,714 --> 00:17:18,547
See you.

440
00:17:19,861 --> 00:17:20,861
- Bye, Soph.

441
00:17:22,346 --> 00:17:24,418
- I'm still living at yours.
- Oh, good.

442
00:17:26,674 --> 00:17:27,523
- Hiya.

443
00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:29,977
Just to let you know they
don't say "Valco" on them,

444
00:17:30,077 --> 00:17:31,897
so you might want to make
sure people tell customers

445
00:17:31,897 --> 00:17:33,197
that they're Valco bags.

446
00:17:33,297 --> 00:17:34,643
- OK, got it.

447
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:35,476
- Hiya.

448
00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:39,227
Just to let you know they don't say.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard you.

449
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:40,716
Oi, Leighton, come here a minute.

450
00:17:40,816 --> 00:17:42,667
- I know but I'm in the
middle of an emergency.

451
00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,891
- Just come here.

452
00:17:44,991 --> 00:17:48,697
No offence, but you can't have
Colin's stag in the canteen.

453
00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:51,013
And the clown's a shit idea.

454
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,793
- But I've booked him now and everything.

455
00:17:52,893 --> 00:17:54,653
- I've sorted summat else.

456
00:17:54,753 --> 00:17:57,050
The Pussy Palace, they're expecting you.

457
00:17:57,150 --> 00:17:58,738
- But I'm allergic to cats.

458
00:17:58,838 --> 00:18:01,755
- That's not going to be a problem.

459
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,622
- Gavin Leslie Strong.

460
00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:21,877
- Julie Cook saves the day!

461
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:24,937
What you gonna do next, Wonder Woman, huh?

462
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,800
- Oh, don't be silly.

463
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,594
- Hey, there's nothing silly
about what you did today.

464
00:18:28,594 --> 00:18:29,941
A problem rode in here.

465
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,762
A big stag of a problem
with big balls on it.

466
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:36,893
You rode that stag, tamed it,
turned it back into a pony.

467
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,921
- Yes, you really don't
know much about animals,

468
00:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,076
do you, Richard?

469
00:18:40,176 --> 00:18:42,603
- Well, I know a shark when I see one.

470
00:18:42,703 --> 00:18:44,759
- I was only doing what
I thought Gavin would do.

471
00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:45,592
- Gavin?

472
00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:47,881
Ha-ha!
Don't make me LOL.

473
00:18:47,981 --> 00:18:49,752
Gavin couldn't deal with this chaos.

474
00:18:49,852 --> 00:18:51,568
You had to step in and manage.

475
00:18:51,668 --> 00:18:54,124
Maybe that makes you a
better manager than him.

476
00:18:54,224 --> 00:18:56,611
- Nobody's a better manager than Gavin.

477
00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:58,052
Not even Captain Kirk.

478
00:18:58,152 --> 00:19:01,238
- Not how it looks from RF's POV.

479
00:19:01,338 --> 00:19:04,104
Look, you might want to have
a think about today, Jules,

480
00:19:04,204 --> 00:19:06,621
about how well you "managed".

481
00:19:09,794 --> 00:19:11,057
- Oh, Anna.

482
00:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,207
Look, I know we may not see eye to eye,

483
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,790
but could I have a quick word?
- Alright, what is this?

484
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,435
I thought I could hear a ghost.

485
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:19,293
Somebody dead to me.

486
00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:20,771
- Please, it's about Gavin.

487
00:19:20,871 --> 00:19:23,471
- Oh, surprise, surprise!
Julie wants to talk about my Gavin.

488
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,175
- I'm worried about him.

489
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:28,806
I think things may be
going on behind the scenes.

490
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:31,168
- Oh, there are things
going on behind the scenes.

491
00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:33,619
Julie Cook is behind the scenes, thinking,

492
00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:35,890
"Oh, how I must make love to Gavin.

493
00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:37,995
"How I must have him inside me."

494
00:19:38,095 --> 00:19:40,057
- No, no, at Valco!

495
00:19:40,157 --> 00:19:42,620
I think his position might be in danger.

496
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:47,002
Honestly, I really don't
want him inside me.

497
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,148
- You must not worry about Gavin.

498
00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:50,888
I worry about him.

499
00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,213
- I'm trying to help him.

500
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:54,661
- Then stay away from Gavin!

501
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,736
He is my man.

502
00:19:55,836 --> 00:19:57,185
He will never be your man!

503
00:19:57,285 --> 00:20:01,202
I will kill us all before
this can ever happen!

504
00:20:04,532 --> 00:20:05,715
- OK, where's Daz?

505
00:20:05,815 --> 00:20:06,648
- Wa-hey!

506
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:10,231
- You don't need to bring
your own drink, Daz.

507
00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:11,244
- Nah, it's for Colin.

508
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,648
We've all pissed in it.

509
00:20:12,748 --> 00:20:14,094
Gonna make him drink it.

510
00:20:14,194 --> 00:20:15,277
- Why?
- Stag!

511
00:20:16,219 --> 00:20:18,302
- Stag, stag, stag, stag!

512
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,720
(cheering)

513
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,001
- All right, I've got to take
this back tomorrow, boys.

514
00:20:25,101 --> 00:20:26,859
- Lads, keep it down.

515
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,882
- Oh, Neville, are you coming or what?

516
00:20:28,982 --> 00:20:31,222
- Are you going out for a drink?
- Well, yeah, it's my stag do.

517
00:20:31,322 --> 00:20:32,414
Come, don't be a twat.

518
00:20:32,514 --> 00:20:33,614
- Yes, why not?

519
00:20:33,714 --> 00:20:36,053
MC Poison, d'you fancy a boys' night out?

520
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:37,287
- I'm staying in tonight.

521
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:40,633
- Right, I'd better find you a key.

522
00:20:40,733 --> 00:20:41,752
- Already got one.

523
00:20:41,852 --> 00:20:42,685
- Right.

524
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,346
Ooh, a little drink?

525
00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:47,782
Don't mind if I do.

526
00:20:51,612 --> 00:20:53,459
- D'you know something, Anna?

527
00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:55,729
For the first time, I've had a day

528
00:20:55,829 --> 00:20:58,287
where I wished I wasn't
the manager of Valco.

529
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,887
- Oh, my poor warrior.

530
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,024
I have noticed that you have been unhappy

531
00:21:03,124 --> 00:21:07,049
and it hurts me to see this,
so I have been thinking.

532
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:08,580
I'm moving in with you!

533
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,413
- What?

534
00:21:09,513 --> 00:21:11,806
- I will live with you and make you happy.

535
00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:13,873
- But we haven't discussed this.

536
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,851
- I am not taking no for an answer.

537
00:21:15,951 --> 00:21:17,508
We will live together.

538
00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:19,525
You will give me a son.

539
00:21:20,456 --> 00:21:23,289
I can't wait to move my pianos in.

540
00:21:26,945 --> 00:21:28,001
♫ Get your cocks out

541
00:21:28,101 --> 00:21:29,294
♫ Get your cocks out

542
00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:32,726
♫ Get your cocks out for the girls

543
00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:37,588
♫ Get your cocks out for the girls

544
00:21:37,688 --> 00:21:40,355
- [Ian] See you tomorrow, Gavin.

545
00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:43,291
- 'Scuse me, I'm looking for Leighton.

546
00:21:43,391 --> 00:21:46,361
- I think he's already left.

547
00:21:46,461 --> 00:21:47,294
- Bastard.

548
00:21:49,322 --> 00:21:51,905
(upbeat music)