1
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- That way?

2
00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,289
- Tick.

3
00:00:15,389 --> 00:00:17,109
- And I'm not doing
that tick thing either.

4
00:00:17,109 --> 00:00:18,260
- Am I getting paid for this?

5
00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,310
- Ha ha!

6
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- Valco.

7
00:00:20,243 --> 00:00:21,601
- Serves you right.

8
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- [All] Valco, serves you right.

9
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(upbeat jingle music)

10
00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:33,420
- Oh it was so funny,
and they were all yellow.

11
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- Yes, I've seen it before.

12
00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:39,249
- Oh and one of the little
ones, he had a skateboard.

13
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I don't normally like new things

14
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but I wish you'd have seen it.

15
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- Uh huh. The Simpsons has actually

16
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been around for some time.

17
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- My Alan was in tears,

18
00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:51,209
been on the phone to
everybody since last night.

19
00:00:51,309 --> 00:00:54,087
You've got to watch it, he's telling them.
You've got to watch it.

20
00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:57,028
- Like I say, its been
on television since 19...

21
00:00:57,128 --> 00:00:58,420
Really?

22
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- Ooh!

23
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(laughing)

24
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- I'd like to say, what I say
to all Valco new recruits,

25
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there'll be tough times ahead,
times when you wanna cry,

26
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times when you just wanna
jack it all in and go home.

27
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- What if we've already come to that time?

28
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- But if you pull through
and put in your all,

29
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this job can be the most
rewarding job you'll ever have.

30
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Now who's with me?

31
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- You heard the news?

32
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All the new starters
talking about fresh meat

33
00:01:38,868 --> 00:01:39,887
- Really?

34
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- All those girls, scared,
vulnerable, confused.

35
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They're like what is going on.

36
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They need someone
like... to help them out.

37
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Guaranteed to get your leg over mate.

38
00:01:50,749 --> 00:01:52,268
- Oh my Alan's having a lot of trouble

39
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getting his leg over at the minute.

40
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He strains away for ages,
he gets all red faced.

41
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You know, I keep saying to him

42
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"Get a smaller bike!".

43
00:02:01,699 --> 00:02:03,366
- Oh thank goodness.

44
00:02:04,237 --> 00:02:07,457
So you think I might have a
chance with these new starters?

45
00:02:07,557 --> 00:02:09,390
- Its guaranteed mate.

46
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- This could be my lucky day.

47
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Ow!

48
00:02:16,299 --> 00:02:20,137
I appear to have cut
my finger quite badly.

49
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- Ooh, it's empty.

50
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- So there you have it.

51
00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,847
You know everything there is to know

52
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about working at Valco.

53
00:02:30,197 --> 00:02:32,784
- Would you like any pop tarts
to go with your shopping madam?

54
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- Yes please, I'd like two from the top

55
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and four from the bottom.

56
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(laughing)

57
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- Also, I'd like one of these books.

58
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They really are amazing.

59
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- Great stuff there Carol.

60
00:02:46,437 --> 00:02:49,716
You certainly helped me
understand a few conundrums.

61
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- Less of the jokes Gavin,
I've got your number.

62
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(giggling)

63
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- That brings to an end
your Valco training video

64
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to use a sailing analogy.

65
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Are you with me ship mates?

66
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Lets serve them right.

67
00:03:05,267 --> 00:03:07,777
- So there we have it, slightly dated

68
00:03:07,877 --> 00:03:10,127
but I think you get the message.

69
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- Stop it!

70
00:03:11,186 --> 00:03:12,156
- Everything okay?

71
00:03:12,256 --> 00:03:15,006
- Yeah, something in our throats.

72
00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,569
- Any questions?

73
00:03:18,445 --> 00:03:19,778
Yes, Rose is it?

74
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What's your question?

75
00:03:22,214 --> 00:03:25,596
- That awful man in the video
made me feel really sick.

76
00:03:25,696 --> 00:03:27,767
- Well that was me.

77
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- And I can tell you, I won't
be going in for any of that

78
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serves you right rubbish.

79
00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,065
So what's next?

80
00:03:42,786 --> 00:03:44,534
- Do you have a prescription to pick up?

81
00:03:44,634 --> 00:03:45,656
- No, just my shopping.

82
00:03:45,756 --> 00:03:46,923
- On your way.

83
00:03:49,247 --> 00:03:51,416
Gavin, Gavin, Gavin!

84
00:03:51,516 --> 00:03:53,176
- Brian what is it, I'm run off my feet.

85
00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,946
- Have you given any more
thought to my assistant?

86
00:03:54,946 --> 00:03:56,747
People keep wanting to buy food here.

87
00:03:56,847 --> 00:03:58,426
- Well you just put it
through the tills Brian.

88
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- I'm a highly trained medic.

89
00:03:59,976 --> 00:04:02,198
What does it say on this
sign, Brian's pharmacy,

90
00:04:02,298 --> 00:04:03,776
not Brian's grocery shop.

91
00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:04,887
- It just says pharmacy.

92
00:04:04,887 --> 00:04:06,386
- Yes I need to talk to
you about the sign too.

93
00:04:06,386 --> 00:04:07,316
My name should be up there

94
00:04:07,316 --> 00:04:09,177
but we can sort that once
you've found my assistant.

95
00:04:09,177 --> 00:04:11,258
- Brian, I haven't got time
to find you an assistant.

96
00:04:11,258 --> 00:04:13,518
- I need someone serious but not boring.

97
00:04:13,618 --> 00:04:16,603
A sense of humor's vital in this game.
Tall too.

98
00:04:16,703 --> 00:04:18,335
A lot of reaching up in this job

99
00:04:18,435 --> 00:04:20,777
and they'd have to be intelligent.
I've got a lot of knowledge,

100
00:04:20,777 --> 00:04:23,246
and someone who can keep up with my brain.

101
00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,116
- I thought I'd just
drop Steven Frieckles,

102
00:04:25,116 --> 00:04:26,197
see if he fancies it.

103
00:04:26,297 --> 00:04:28,787
- A bit unlikely Gavin.
He's a very busy man.

104
00:04:28,887 --> 00:04:30,536
Shame though, he would be perfect.

105
00:04:30,636 --> 00:04:33,147
What the hay, give him a ring.
There's no harm in trying.

106
00:04:33,247 --> 00:04:35,456
- Brian, I'm going to need...

107
00:04:35,556 --> 00:04:37,176
- Ah Margaret, just the ticket.

108
00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:40,428
How do you fancy being
Brian's assistant for the day?

109
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- Ooh!

110
00:04:42,006 --> 00:04:43,047
- Well great, there you go.

111
00:04:43,047 --> 00:04:44,474
I'll look into getting
you a full time assistant

112
00:04:44,474 --> 00:04:45,776
when I am less busy.

113
00:04:45,876 --> 00:04:47,209
All happy, good!

114
00:04:48,178 --> 00:04:49,976
- She's barely five foot.

115
00:04:50,076 --> 00:04:52,016
- Oh I'm excited.

116
00:04:52,116 --> 00:04:54,866
I've always wanted to be a nurse.

117
00:04:56,626 --> 00:05:00,106
- Question, what does
a shoplifter look like?

118
00:05:00,206 --> 00:05:01,707
- Why you asking me?

119
00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:03,305
I haven't stolen anything.

120
00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:04,867
- No, I'm asking everyone.

121
00:05:04,967 --> 00:05:06,198
- But you were looking at me,

122
00:05:06,298 --> 00:05:10,118
singling out a little old
lady, calling me a thief.

123
00:05:10,218 --> 00:05:11,385
A drug addict!

124
00:05:12,858 --> 00:05:16,446
- A shoplifter looks like you or me.

125
00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:19,667
- What do you do if a shoplifter
looks exactly like you?

126
00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,136
- Exactly like me?

127
00:05:21,236 --> 00:05:23,315
Well then you're into
doppelganger territory.

128
00:05:23,415 --> 00:05:26,298
If they looked exactly like
me I'd get out of there.

129
00:05:26,398 --> 00:05:28,296
But enough talk.

130
00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:31,204
I'm going to show you
how to stop an attacker.

131
00:05:31,304 --> 00:05:32,646
I want one of you to come at me.

132
00:05:32,746 --> 00:05:34,746
Don't be afraid, I am...

133
00:05:37,115 --> 00:05:39,054
- That wasn't very good, was it?

134
00:05:39,154 --> 00:05:40,576
You didn't stop me at all.

135
00:05:40,676 --> 00:05:42,926
Should we have another try?

136
00:05:46,906 --> 00:05:48,115
- What you reckon Lis?

137
00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:51,614
If you were a new starter logging
in, would you go for this?

138
00:05:51,714 --> 00:05:54,577
- I'd need a few drinks first.

139
00:05:54,677 --> 00:05:56,987
- Maybe I should try something else.

140
00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:59,665
Lisa, what did you used
to look for in a man

141
00:05:59,765 --> 00:06:01,707
when you were single?

142
00:06:01,807 --> 00:06:02,640
- A pulse.

143
00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:04,627
- Yeah, she was a slapper.

144
00:06:04,727 --> 00:06:06,486
(laughing)

145
00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:08,502
- Don't laugh, she was.
- Yeah I was.

146
00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,398
- Here they come.

147
00:06:11,498 --> 00:06:12,616
Get yourself ready mate.

148
00:06:12,716 --> 00:06:14,476
You're gonna be filling
your boots by lunchtime.

149
00:06:14,476 --> 00:06:16,886
- Any lookers in there?
- Lookers, lookers?

150
00:06:16,986 --> 00:06:21,056
Come on Nev, you cannot play
at Wembley every day mate.

151
00:06:21,156 --> 00:06:24,038
- It would be nice to
get my boots on though.

152
00:06:24,138 --> 00:06:25,856
Hello ladies!

153
00:06:25,956 --> 00:06:27,718
There's an older lady there too.

154
00:06:27,818 --> 00:06:30,678
What do you think Colin?
Probably my upper ceiling age wise,

155
00:06:30,778 --> 00:06:32,536
still you know what they say,

156
00:06:32,636 --> 00:06:34,844
the older the berry,
the sweeter the juice.

157
00:06:34,944 --> 00:06:36,845
- Shut up Neville!

158
00:06:36,945 --> 00:06:37,778
Shut up!

159
00:06:40,298 --> 00:06:41,107
- No way!

160
00:06:41,207 --> 00:06:42,374
- Cauliflower!

161
00:06:43,786 --> 00:06:46,356
- Oh nana, what the fly are you here?

162
00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:48,587
- I'm starting today.

163
00:06:48,687 --> 00:06:50,298
I thought it would be good
to get out of the house

164
00:06:50,298 --> 00:06:52,806
and I miss my little soldier.

165
00:06:52,906 --> 00:06:56,027
I've been so lonely
since you two moved out.

166
00:06:56,127 --> 00:06:59,566
Where is he, where's my little soldier?

167
00:06:59,666 --> 00:07:02,187
- Little soldier reporting for duty.

168
00:07:02,287 --> 00:07:03,827
- Did you miss me and all?

169
00:07:03,927 --> 00:07:06,587
- Oh yeah, it's very
different without you there.

170
00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,216
That smell's gone.

171
00:07:08,316 --> 00:07:10,696
Turns out it wasn't the drains.

172
00:07:10,796 --> 00:07:12,436
How many times Colin?

173
00:07:12,536 --> 00:07:14,267
Tuck your shirt in.

174
00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:16,065
- Not in front of everyone Nana.

175
00:07:16,165 --> 00:07:17,827
- Don't be a fussy bear, no ones looking.

176
00:07:17,927 --> 00:07:20,467
- What you mean no ones looking?

177
00:07:20,567 --> 00:07:23,650
- Now have you had a wee?
- Of course I've had a wee.

178
00:07:24,556 --> 00:07:28,723
- Hey come on, still got
half the store to show you.

179
00:07:35,766 --> 00:07:38,206
- Could be jaundice or liver problems.

180
00:07:38,306 --> 00:07:39,918
They both lead to yellow skin.

181
00:07:40,018 --> 00:07:42,416
- They didn't look ill.
You said they had yellow skin.

182
00:07:42,516 --> 00:07:45,147
You tell this Mr Simpson
to get checked out.

183
00:07:45,247 --> 00:07:45,987
Are they local?

184
00:07:46,087 --> 00:07:48,337
- No I think he's American.

185
00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:54,078
Are you married Brian?
- Yes, 18 years.

186
00:07:54,178 --> 00:07:55,726
- Ooh, she's a lot younger than you.

187
00:07:55,826 --> 00:07:58,256
- No, no, we've been married for 18 years.

188
00:07:58,356 --> 00:07:59,616
She's a doctor.

189
00:07:59,716 --> 00:08:00,798
- Ooh!

190
00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,598
- It's no big deal being a doctor.

191
00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:04,326
- It's a very important job.

192
00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:06,227
- So is being a pharmacist.

193
00:08:06,327 --> 00:08:08,918
I can save 300 lives
a day at this counter.

194
00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:11,803
A doctor saves, what, four, five tops.

195
00:08:11,903 --> 00:08:13,667
Then goes for a round of golf.
They're lazy.

196
00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,267
- What about Doctor Roux
he doesn't seem lazy.

197
00:08:16,367 --> 00:08:18,678
- Time lord, not a real doctor.

198
00:08:18,778 --> 00:08:21,798
Best thing I ever did
was fail medical school.

199
00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:26,560
Otherwise I'd be just another
lazy doctor like my wife,

200
00:08:26,660 --> 00:08:30,827
my brother, my other brother,
his kids, my mum and dad.

201
00:08:32,258 --> 00:08:33,574
- Are all your family doctors?

202
00:08:33,674 --> 00:08:34,507
- Yes.

203
00:08:37,047 --> 00:08:40,707
- So, you seeing anyone at the minute?

204
00:08:40,807 --> 00:08:42,706
- I think I might be a bit old for you.

205
00:08:42,806 --> 00:08:45,526
- It's alright, I like a car
with a few miles on the clock.

206
00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:49,456
- Cooee Colin, come on,
come and sit with your Nan.

207
00:08:49,556 --> 00:08:50,389
- Okay!

208
00:08:53,146 --> 00:08:55,717
- Sorry Lisa, not really room.

209
00:08:55,817 --> 00:08:57,243
Why don't you sit somewhere else?

210
00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:59,843
- Yeah I'm fine there, thanks.

211
00:09:00,698 --> 00:09:02,627
- Bloody hell Gavin, where's the fire?

212
00:09:02,727 --> 00:09:04,396
- I'm stretched like a
rubber band at the minute,

213
00:09:04,396 --> 00:09:05,915
I'm even having to eat
my lunch on the hop.

214
00:09:05,915 --> 00:09:09,398
I hate eating jacket potatoes on the hop.

215
00:09:09,498 --> 00:09:11,175
- When's Julie's replacement starting?

216
00:09:11,275 --> 00:09:13,707
- That's just the thing really,

217
00:09:13,807 --> 00:09:15,966
I still want to promote from within.

218
00:09:16,066 --> 00:09:18,227
Are you sure that neither
of you want to apply.

219
00:09:18,327 --> 00:09:19,758
- Nah, not worth the hassle.

220
00:09:19,858 --> 00:09:20,998
- What about my Colin?

221
00:09:21,098 --> 00:09:23,398
(laughing)

222
00:09:23,498 --> 00:09:26,059
- That's a good one. I needed that.

223
00:09:26,159 --> 00:09:28,688
Can you imagine, it would be a disaster.

224
00:09:28,788 --> 00:09:30,859
- I don't see what's so funny Gavin.

225
00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,939
- Well its just that...
- Quiet Gavin, I haven't finished.

226
00:09:34,039 --> 00:09:35,907
- Oh sorry. No wait a minute...

227
00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:38,128
- My Colin's a wonderful boy.

228
00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:41,168
- Yeah wonderful but I'm
not management material.

229
00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:44,619
Gavin's right, I'd be a rubbish boss.

230
00:09:44,719 --> 00:09:46,848
- Don't listen to Gavin.

231
00:09:46,948 --> 00:09:49,017
He's a bloody fool.

232
00:09:49,117 --> 00:09:51,516
- Rose, you are aware
that I'm your manager?

233
00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:54,528
- Of course I am, silly Gavin.

234
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,107
Perfect little soldier.

235
00:09:56,207 --> 00:09:58,427
Remember those two little boys at school?

236
00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:01,078
You were very good when
you were being their boss.

237
00:10:01,178 --> 00:10:03,598
- I bullied the one of
them, I bullied them.

238
00:10:03,698 --> 00:10:04,747
I got expelled!

239
00:10:04,847 --> 00:10:07,597
- Because you were so good at it.

240
00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:12,196
Come on Gavin, you said it yourself.

241
00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:14,436
You wanna promote from within.

242
00:10:14,536 --> 00:10:15,869
Colin is within.

243
00:10:17,127 --> 00:10:20,198
Or are you going to go back on your word?
- Its not really that simple.

244
00:10:20,298 --> 00:10:23,876
- Because in my book, that
would make you a liar.

245
00:10:23,976 --> 00:10:25,726
Are you a liar Gavin?

246
00:10:26,807 --> 00:10:29,724
- Only came in for a jacket potato.

247
00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:34,107
- There, what do you think Doctor Brian?

248
00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:37,278
Oh I'm sorry Brian, I keep
forgetting you're not a doctor.

249
00:10:37,378 --> 00:10:38,378
- It's fine.

250
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:42,387
If it helps you can call me
Doctor Brian, I don't mind.

251
00:10:42,487 --> 00:10:44,737
- Okey cokey, Doctor Brian.

252
00:10:46,917 --> 00:10:48,027
- What's the circle thing?

253
00:10:48,127 --> 00:10:49,558
- Oh well that's a pill.

254
00:10:49,658 --> 00:10:51,728
I thought it'd be nice
to have some pictures.

255
00:10:51,828 --> 00:10:52,659
- And the squiggle?

256
00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:55,819
- I tried to draw a headache,
I don't know what they look like though.

257
00:10:55,919 --> 00:10:58,398
- I do. Have you got a purple pen?

258
00:10:58,498 --> 00:10:59,577
- Why?

259
00:10:59,677 --> 00:11:01,458
- You cannot draw a
headache without purple.

260
00:11:01,458 --> 00:11:02,541
Medical fact!

261
00:11:06,687 --> 00:11:07,499
- I'm bored!

262
00:11:07,599 --> 00:11:08,432
- Me too.

263
00:11:10,136 --> 00:11:11,299
- They've all closed off.

264
00:11:11,399 --> 00:11:12,579
- I've just sat down Linda.

265
00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:14,387
- Oh for me?

266
00:11:14,487 --> 00:11:16,237
- Alright, you ready?

267
00:11:18,256 --> 00:11:21,528
Chuga chuga chuga, coming
out right, chuga chuga chuga,

268
00:11:21,628 --> 00:11:24,878
chuga chuga chuga, we're over, woo hoo.

269
00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:32,581
There you go.

270
00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:38,721
- Can we go again?

271
00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:39,554
- Oh for...

272
00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:43,497
- This is mental Gavin,
I'm not a management type.

273
00:11:43,597 --> 00:11:46,346
- Yes this does seem a rather
terrible idea I must say.

274
00:11:46,446 --> 00:11:49,238
Still you must have some potential in you.
- I don't think I do.

275
00:11:49,338 --> 00:11:52,098
- No, admittedly it is
a bit of a long shot.

276
00:11:52,198 --> 00:11:54,008
- How do you do this?

277
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:56,678
- Can you not tie a tie?

278
00:11:56,778 --> 00:11:59,165
- No, all my coat ones are clip ons.

279
00:11:59,265 --> 00:12:01,098
- Right, there you go.

280
00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:04,372
Looking... ah.

281
00:12:08,337 --> 00:12:10,038
- Ah Gavin I look like a loser.

282
00:12:10,138 --> 00:12:11,318
Why are we doing this?

283
00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:13,357
- I actually don't know Colin but

284
00:12:13,457 --> 00:12:17,624
she's very persuasive,
your Nana, and frightening.

285
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:27,185
- Can I go on my break now?
- Why are you asking me?

286
00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:28,746
- You're management now, aren't you?

287
00:12:28,846 --> 00:12:30,846
- Yeah I am, and no, no!

288
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:36,117
You get back to work now
young man, no break for you.

289
00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:37,634
Don't eyeball me.

290
00:12:44,629 --> 00:12:47,212
Come on, come on, there you go.

291
00:12:48,327 --> 00:12:49,577
Alright, go on.

292
00:12:51,919 --> 00:12:52,787
Kiss him!

293
00:12:52,887 --> 00:12:56,718
- I really don't want to.
- It's an order, kiss him!

294
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,151
(chuckling)

295
00:13:04,578 --> 00:13:08,657
- Ned, I'm gonna need
40 quid out your till.

296
00:13:08,757 --> 00:13:12,307
Ah, 50, I'm gonna have to take 50!

297
00:13:12,407 --> 00:13:14,008
- Here's your beer sir.

298
00:13:14,108 --> 00:13:15,998
- I demanded this five
minutes ago Neville.

299
00:13:16,098 --> 00:13:19,098
Go and kiss the massive baker again.

300
00:13:23,039 --> 00:13:24,547
Neville!

301
00:13:24,647 --> 00:13:28,688
- Colin I don't like working on the tills.

302
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,306
- Do you wanna work in here instead?

303
00:13:30,406 --> 00:13:31,718
- We work here.

304
00:13:31,818 --> 00:13:32,985
- Not anymore!

305
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:38,527
- Scab!

306
00:13:38,627 --> 00:13:41,539
- Ah, watch your language missy.

307
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:45,024
I'm the boss now, I can
have you on a disciplinary.

308
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,179
- Yeah, you gonna tell
me off then boss man?

309
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:50,907
- Yeah I am, cause if you
step out of line one more time

310
00:13:51,007 --> 00:13:54,139
I'm gonna come down on you
like a tonne of bricks.

311
00:13:54,239 --> 00:13:56,779
- That's a shame cause I've
been chewing gum at my till.

312
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,248
Isn't that against the rules?

313
00:13:58,348 --> 00:13:59,348
- Yes it is.

314
00:14:01,378 --> 00:14:05,545
You're a naughty girl Lisa,
I'll have to discipline you.

315
00:14:06,724 --> 00:14:07,974
My office, now!

316
00:14:14,497 --> 00:14:16,275
- Oh, ahoy Captain Gavin.

317
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,447
- Hello. Have you seen Colin anywhere?

318
00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:21,958
- No, sorry Captain Gavin.

319
00:14:22,058 --> 00:14:25,307
- [Loud Speaker] This is a
customer service announcement

320
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:29,837
from Rose, did anyone see last
night's episode of Emmadale?

321
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:33,178
If so, could they please come
and tell me what happened.

322
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,078
- Glamour God!

323
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:39,707
- To the lady in the very
short skirt, yes you,

324
00:14:39,807 --> 00:14:41,499
please cover up a bit more.

325
00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:45,619
Nobody's gonna buy the cow
if they're getting the milk for free.

326
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:49,326
- Rose, the tanoy is
for store business only.

327
00:14:49,426 --> 00:14:50,899
- Well, look at her.

328
00:14:50,999 --> 00:14:54,267
I could practically see her bread box.

329
00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:57,146
- Rose, what on earth are
you doing here anyway?

330
00:14:57,246 --> 00:14:58,648
Where's Linda and Sue?

331
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:01,067
- Colin told me I'd be better off here

332
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,787
rather than on those
silly tills, so here I am.

333
00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,547
It's exciting, isn't it?

334
00:15:06,647 --> 00:15:08,718
- No, and frankly I
don't know what on earth

335
00:15:08,818 --> 00:15:10,568
Colin was thinking.

336
00:15:10,668 --> 00:15:13,187
- He's thinking like a manager.

337
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,038
- I think its about time
perhaps Colin and I had a word.

338
00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:20,138
Stay here for now but no more tanoy.

339
00:15:25,565 --> 00:15:27,732
- Did anyone see Emmadale?

340
00:15:37,199 --> 00:15:39,116
- Is somebody clapping?

341
00:15:41,313 --> 00:15:42,146
Holy moon!

342
00:15:46,727 --> 00:15:50,507
- Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, look,
sorry, I wasn't expecting you.

343
00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:52,107
- Yeah, soz Gavin.

344
00:15:56,239 --> 00:15:59,307
- Does this mean I'm not gonna
be deputy manager anymore/

345
00:15:59,407 --> 00:16:01,968
- Yes it absolutely does Colin.

346
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:03,507
What was I thinking?

347
00:16:03,607 --> 00:16:05,278
- My Nan is not gonna be happy about this.

348
00:16:05,378 --> 00:16:07,319
- Yes I think I'm gonna have
a little word with your Nan

349
00:16:07,319 --> 00:16:08,937
and let her know who's boss.

350
00:16:09,037 --> 00:16:11,869
- Fair enough, but Gavin,
you go easy on her.

351
00:16:11,969 --> 00:16:14,568
Or else Ill have to smack you.
(laughing)

352
00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,418
- Cause she's my Nan!

353
00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:21,394
You want your tie back?
- Absolutely not, burn it.

354
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:27,728
- How you doing?

355
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:29,670
- Bored. How's your, you know?

356
00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:30,503
- Me nads?

357
00:16:30,603 --> 00:16:33,248
Killing, she really belted them.

358
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:38,197
Problem is, I cannot see if
there's any bruising or not.

359
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,479
You wouldn't have a
look for me, would you?

360
00:16:39,479 --> 00:16:40,737
- NO, no!

361
00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,339
- Fair enough.

362
00:16:42,439 --> 00:16:44,488
It doesn't help being
on me feet all day long.

363
00:16:44,588 --> 00:16:47,576
- I know. I bet you wish you
had a wheelchair as well.

364
00:16:47,676 --> 00:16:49,255
- You dunno how lucky you
are sitting down all day.

365
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:50,786
- No, some of us have all the luck.

366
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:52,406
- Yeah!

367
00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:54,926
- Then Jessica and James
have a blazing out.

368
00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:57,485
- NO, did they? Then what happened?

369
00:16:57,585 --> 00:16:58,435
- Well...

370
00:16:58,535 --> 00:16:59,627
- Rose, a word.

371
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,776
- In a minute Gavin. Emmadale.

372
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,293
- My office, now!

373
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:12,766
- Does it smell of drains in here?

374
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,716
- Now Rose what happened
out there was complete...

375
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:15,449
- But Gavin...

376
00:17:15,549 --> 00:17:16,282
- No you listen!

377
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:17,627
- I didn't say listen.

378
00:17:17,727 --> 00:17:19,496
- Didn't you, I thought
you did. I'm sorry.

379
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:20,907
Where was I?

380
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,635
Now look here Rose, I am the
manager of this supermarket,

381
00:17:24,735 --> 00:17:26,096
you work for me.

382
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:27,515
- I know that Gavin.

383
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,545
- I cannot have members of
my staff going behind my back

384
00:17:29,545 --> 00:17:30,827
and undermining me.

385
00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:32,427
Now if you cannot play by the rules

386
00:17:32,527 --> 00:17:34,107
then I'm gonna have to let you go.

387
00:17:34,207 --> 00:17:36,874
Now do we understand each other?

388
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,696
I'm sorry, I cannot hear you.

389
00:17:39,796 --> 00:17:41,056
- I said...

390
00:17:41,156 --> 00:17:43,166
(crying)

391
00:17:43,266 --> 00:17:46,307
- I'm just a useless, silly, old woman.

392
00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:48,473
- Well, there's no need to cry.

393
00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:50,336
We all make mistakes.

394
00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:53,046
- You were quite right, fire me.

395
00:17:53,146 --> 00:17:54,915
- No its alright Rose,

396
00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:57,566
I shouldn't have gone off all cockeyed.

397
00:17:57,666 --> 00:17:58,856
This temper of mine!

398
00:17:58,956 --> 00:18:01,706
- I'm sorry I was so rude to you.

399
00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:05,907
- Maybe I've been a
bit of an ogre as well.

400
00:18:06,007 --> 00:18:09,174
What say you, tomorrow we start again?

401
00:18:10,015 --> 00:18:11,215
- Really?

402
00:18:11,315 --> 00:18:14,094
- With you on the tills, a clean slate.

403
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:18,566
- Oh that sounds very acceptable,
thank you very much Gavin.

404
00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:20,275
- Isn't that better?

405
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,987
- Don't be so disgusting you sex beast!

406
00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:24,155
- What?

407
00:18:24,255 --> 00:18:26,286
- By the way, I'm gonna be
two hours late tomorrow,

408
00:18:26,386 --> 00:18:28,386
I'm going to an auction.

409
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:35,306
(bell ringing)

410
00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:36,475
- What's up?

411
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,713
- I just wanted to know
what we do about returns?

412
00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:41,206
- We usually sort them, why, what you got?

413
00:18:41,306 --> 00:18:44,096
- My breath, you took it
away and I want it back.

414
00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:45,029
- Oh, God!

415
00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:48,944
- Most definitely a cold sore.

416
00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:50,604
Any idea how you got it?

417
00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:54,871
- I did kiss big Jack from
the bakery a few times.

418
00:18:57,076 --> 00:19:00,966
- Neville that's a nasty
looking cold sore, isn't it?

419
00:19:01,066 --> 00:19:03,304
Right, Brian, Margaret, how
have you been getting along?

420
00:19:03,304 --> 00:19:04,886
- Like a house!

421
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:07,715
- Wonderful. Well I'm glad that
you enjoyed your time here.

422
00:19:07,815 --> 00:19:09,696
Now Brian, I've thought
about what you said

423
00:19:09,796 --> 00:19:11,914
and I have decided that maybe, perhaps,

424
00:19:12,014 --> 00:19:14,486
a permanent assistant
won't be such a bad idea.

425
00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:15,669
This is Greg.

426
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,266
- Alright?

427
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,866
- Greg, well, he's young but is he hungry?

428
00:19:22,705 --> 00:19:24,538
- Are you hungry Greg?

429
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,096
- A bit.

430
00:19:27,196 --> 00:19:29,324
- Well lets see what you've got.
Someone comes up to you

431
00:19:29,324 --> 00:19:31,172
complaining of headaches and dizziness,

432
00:19:31,272 --> 00:19:32,084
what do you do?

433
00:19:32,184 --> 00:19:34,004
- Ask them if they've
been on any medication,

434
00:19:34,104 --> 00:19:36,065
could be a side effect.
- What if they've not?

435
00:19:36,165 --> 00:19:38,274
- Then it's probably an ear
infection, nothing too serious.

436
00:19:38,274 --> 00:19:39,107
- Good.

437
00:19:40,234 --> 00:19:42,483
- Then again, could be viral.

438
00:19:42,583 --> 00:19:45,262
Migraine, low blood sugar, stress.

439
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:46,422
- Of course.

440
00:19:46,522 --> 00:19:47,892
- Labyrinthitis.

441
00:19:47,992 --> 00:19:49,044
- Isn't he great?

442
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:52,382
Greg here is a medical student,
he's gonna be a doctor.

443
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,831
Who knows, he may even be able
to teach you a thing or two.

444
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:56,142
- I want Margaret.

445
00:19:56,242 --> 00:19:57,202
- You what?

446
00:19:57,302 --> 00:19:59,362
- She's perfect, and anyway
I've trained her up now.

447
00:19:59,462 --> 00:20:00,311
- What about Greg?

448
00:20:00,411 --> 00:20:02,722
- He's wet behind the ears.
Gavin look at him, I wouldn't trust him

449
00:20:02,722 --> 00:20:04,261
with my lunch let alone my life.

450
00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:06,524
No, Margaret's the woman for the job.

451
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,480
- Well, as long as that's
alright with you Margaret.

452
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,972
- Nurse Margaret.

453
00:20:10,072 --> 00:20:10,992
- Fine!

454
00:20:11,092 --> 00:20:14,009
Come on Greg, I'll get you on tins.

455
00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:17,602
- Does that mean I can
put my name on the sign?

456
00:20:17,602 --> 00:20:19,062
- Go on then!

457
00:20:19,162 --> 00:20:21,340
- [Gavin] Get that sign down!

458
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:22,940
- Get your ladder.

459
00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:25,561
- Linda, call me.

460
00:20:26,872 --> 00:20:28,421
- Come on Gavin, you're supposed to be

461
00:20:28,521 --> 00:20:29,930
giving me a lift home.

462
00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:32,613
(trendy music)

463
00:20:38,191 --> 00:20:41,484
- Blue hair, that doesn't
sound healthy at all.

464
00:20:41,584 --> 00:20:43,092
- They're so funny!

465
00:20:43,192 --> 00:20:45,442
(laughing)

466
00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:52,249
(till slip processing and jingle music)