1 00:00:23,740 --> 00:00:24,477 - Whatever! 2 00:00:24,577 --> 00:00:27,128 (cheerful music) 3 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:28,506 - (slap) Slap these. 4 00:00:28,606 --> 00:00:30,037 - Ow, careful of the sovereign. 5 00:00:30,137 --> 00:00:33,666 - You have to counteract with an anti-clockwise revolution-- 6 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,237 - So what you planning to tell them? 7 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:39,026 - Well the truth of course Daniel. They're all adults, they can handle it. 8 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:40,459 - If you say so. 9 00:00:41,907 --> 00:00:44,134 - (muttering) 10 00:00:44,234 --> 00:00:45,448 - Bing bong bing. 11 00:00:45,548 --> 00:00:47,146 Good morning campers! 12 00:00:47,246 --> 00:00:49,217 Now before we open the shop floor to the masses, 13 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:51,866 there's just a couple of items on the agenda. 14 00:00:51,966 --> 00:00:54,666 Now I want you to keep up with the eye-contact initiative 15 00:00:54,766 --> 00:00:56,982 as per the head office's new campaign, 16 00:00:57,082 --> 00:00:59,756 make a connection, sell more confection. 17 00:00:59,856 --> 00:01:02,555 And we've got a weather dependent two-for-one on either 18 00:01:02,655 --> 00:01:05,572 barbecue items or umbrellas, T.B.C. 19 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:11,864 And it appears we have new neighbours in Unit 14. 20 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:14,656 - Sorry Gavin, what was that? 21 00:01:14,756 --> 00:01:16,024 - Unit four is opening up. 22 00:01:16,124 --> 00:01:18,824 - Opening up as what Gavin? 23 00:01:18,924 --> 00:01:21,275 - Alright, alright, the rumours are true-- 24 00:01:21,375 --> 00:01:22,675 - Tupac's still alive. 25 00:01:22,775 --> 00:01:24,025 - What! No, no. 26 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,446 It has been confirmed to me 27 00:01:26,546 --> 00:01:30,096 that it is going to be another supermarket. 28 00:01:30,196 --> 00:01:31,675 - What! 29 00:01:31,775 --> 00:01:34,108 Whoa, hang on, on our patch. 30 00:01:35,424 --> 00:01:36,584 - Which supermarket? 31 00:01:36,684 --> 00:01:38,262 - Fingers crossed for a Morrison's. 32 00:01:38,362 --> 00:01:39,326 - Margaret? 33 00:01:39,426 --> 00:01:41,336 - Which supermarket Gavin? 34 00:01:41,436 --> 00:01:44,766 - Well its going to be a, um, Lauda. 35 00:01:44,866 --> 00:01:47,912 - [Staff] What, where, not a Lauda. 36 00:01:48,012 --> 00:01:49,813 - What exactly is a Lauda. 37 00:01:49,913 --> 00:01:52,183 - Its one of them dead-cheap Yugoslavian places. 38 00:01:52,283 --> 00:01:53,470 - I thought it was Danish. 39 00:01:53,570 --> 00:01:55,010 - But it does mean loads of fit till girls. 40 00:01:55,010 --> 00:01:55,769 - Oy. 41 00:01:55,869 --> 00:01:58,289 - Lauda is actually Scandinavian 42 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,379 for we're all going to lose our jobs. 43 00:02:00,479 --> 00:02:03,390 (angry muttering and shouting) 44 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,721 - Alright, yes, you know, calm yourselves everyone. 45 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:09,849 Now, I will admit that we have roamed this consumer jungle 46 00:02:09,949 --> 00:02:14,030 alone and now another beast has entered our domain. 47 00:02:14,130 --> 00:02:15,489 - Like the Lion King? 48 00:02:15,589 --> 00:02:18,282 - Yeah, yeah, bit like the Lion King Harry, yes. 49 00:02:18,382 --> 00:02:20,052 - Will you be singing Hakuna Matata? 50 00:02:20,152 --> 00:02:21,254 - Very unlikely, look, 51 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:25,113 I want to assure you all that if you have any queries 52 00:02:25,213 --> 00:02:27,692 or questions whatsoever, 53 00:02:27,792 --> 00:02:29,391 - [Staff] Yep, yes I do. 54 00:02:29,491 --> 00:02:31,065 - Daniel's door is always open. 55 00:02:31,165 --> 00:02:32,723 - Haven't got a door. 56 00:02:32,823 --> 00:02:36,721 - Now if you'll excuse me, I have a new member of staff to induce. 57 00:02:36,821 --> 00:02:38,271 - Gavin I don't have a door. 58 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:42,288 (angry muttering and shouting) 59 00:02:44,154 --> 00:02:48,321 - (sighs) Thank goodness you're here. 60 00:02:52,013 --> 00:02:54,753 Its going to be a bit of a baptism of H.R. fire today. 61 00:02:54,853 --> 00:02:56,233 I'm afraid (laughs). 62 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:59,003 - Nothing's changed there then. 63 00:02:59,103 --> 00:03:02,025 - Well, at least I've got my paper round to fall back on. 64 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:03,361 You lot are screwed. 65 00:03:03,461 --> 00:03:05,734 - Guys, that simply won't be the case. 66 00:03:05,834 --> 00:03:07,585 - I've heard you can get 42 lamb cutlets 67 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:09,505 for a fiver at a Lauda. 68 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:12,083 That's more lamb than you get on an actual lamb, 69 00:03:12,183 --> 00:03:13,414 for a fiver. 70 00:03:13,514 --> 00:03:16,014 - What a shame, what a shame. 71 00:03:17,092 --> 00:03:19,414 - Look I'm disappointed too Brian, 72 00:03:19,514 --> 00:03:22,233 but there's always the other Morrison's on Sanky Road, 73 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,916 we can always go there instead. 74 00:03:31,114 --> 00:03:32,665 - Hi, can you tell me where I can find eggs? 75 00:03:32,665 --> 00:03:33,582 - Chickens. 76 00:03:34,447 --> 00:03:36,395 - No sorry, I mean, where in the store? 77 00:03:36,495 --> 00:03:37,827 - Oh heck yeah, course you do. 78 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:42,312 Eh, to tell you truth Madame, I do not have a clue. 79 00:03:42,412 --> 00:03:46,264 But here is one duvet-hogger that'll be able to tell ya. 80 00:03:46,364 --> 00:03:47,827 - Are you talking about me? 81 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:49,435 - Look at him acting all innocent. 82 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:51,856 Yes, you, just because you spoon me 83 00:03:51,956 --> 00:03:54,245 doesn't mean that I don't want some of the duvet too. 84 00:03:54,345 --> 00:03:56,365 Thank you very much. 85 00:03:56,465 --> 00:03:58,185 Honestly in the end I had to find some of his boxers 86 00:03:58,185 --> 00:04:00,047 to put on, don't worry I'm not still wearing them. 87 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:00,780 Here they are. 88 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:02,227 - Charlie! 89 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:03,864 - And the eggs are? 90 00:04:03,964 --> 00:04:06,387 - Unfertilized, I have very strict rules about this. 91 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:07,779 - Charlie! 92 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:10,709 They are just here madam, aisle two, sorry. 93 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:14,642 - Look you can't talk about us like that here. 94 00:04:15,811 --> 00:04:18,589 - Why, in case people think you're trying to sleep your way to the top. 95 00:04:18,689 --> 00:04:22,663 - No, no, because its just not professional. 96 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,501 We need to lay some ground rules okay. 97 00:04:24,601 --> 00:04:27,553 - What like no running in the corridors. - Like no talking about work at home 98 00:04:27,553 --> 00:04:29,390 and no talking about us at work. 99 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,623 - Okay, got it, why? 100 00:04:31,723 --> 00:04:34,851 - Because otherwise, its going to be hard to resist you. 101 00:04:34,951 --> 00:04:37,623 - (laughs) I did not expect you to say that. 102 00:04:37,723 --> 00:04:38,813 - Shhh! 103 00:04:38,913 --> 00:04:42,413 - Okay, sorry, serious face, serious face. 104 00:04:43,306 --> 00:04:45,065 (bowls crashing) 105 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:46,575 - There's a few names I don't recognise. 106 00:04:46,575 --> 00:04:48,835 - Oh and here's one now, Daniel you won't remember Katie. 107 00:04:48,935 --> 00:04:50,105 Katie this is Daniel. 108 00:04:50,205 --> 00:04:52,406 Daniel is my new Julie. 109 00:04:52,506 --> 00:04:53,239 - Hey. 110 00:04:53,339 --> 00:04:54,072 - Hi. 111 00:04:54,172 --> 00:04:57,635 - And Katie was with us for years and then she went to-- 112 00:04:57,735 --> 00:04:58,697 - A New Key. 113 00:04:58,797 --> 00:05:02,161 - A New Key and now she's back which is what people do. 114 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:05,214 And so she deserves no further comment 115 00:05:05,314 --> 00:05:08,614 or intrusive questions about private lives, okay? 116 00:05:08,714 --> 00:05:09,547 - Okay. 117 00:05:11,772 --> 00:05:12,981 - New Key is nice, I used to go-- 118 00:05:12,981 --> 00:05:17,148 - La, la, la, lets just not dwell on New Key, okay. 119 00:05:20,332 --> 00:05:22,583 - Cause I finished with my boyfriend. 120 00:05:22,683 --> 00:05:24,683 - Oh, alright got you, sorry. 121 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:26,613 - Its fine, its fine, so-- 122 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:28,704 - Anyway, Gavin, when you have a moment 123 00:05:28,804 --> 00:05:30,583 I really need a word about Lad. 124 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:33,408 - Oh all in good time, Daniel. 125 00:05:33,508 --> 00:05:37,421 - Listen Katie, I don't want to talk out of turn 126 00:05:37,521 --> 00:05:41,111 only I'm really sorry about what happened with you and-- 127 00:05:41,211 --> 00:05:42,562 - Yeah, Kiran. 128 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:44,352 - You know, you're a pretty girl. 129 00:05:44,452 --> 00:05:45,185 - Thanks. 130 00:05:45,285 --> 00:05:46,552 - A few good years left in you 131 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:49,312 before that fertility window shuts. 132 00:05:49,412 --> 00:05:51,341 - So, would you like to show me where my desk is? 133 00:05:51,441 --> 00:05:55,108 - Ah, yes, now the truth be told, Katie, 134 00:05:55,208 --> 00:05:56,470 your predecessor Andrea, 135 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:59,477 she left her position under something of a cloud. 136 00:05:59,577 --> 00:06:00,310 - Oh really? 137 00:06:00,410 --> 00:06:02,118 - I say a cloud, it was actually a blanket 138 00:06:02,218 --> 00:06:04,059 held by two police officers. 139 00:06:04,159 --> 00:06:06,298 And so, I'm afraid you won't be able to use her old desk 140 00:06:06,298 --> 00:06:08,678 for quite some time. 141 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:10,445 But in the meantime, 142 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:12,813 eh voila. 143 00:06:14,133 --> 00:06:16,084 - This is the beginning of the end, Margaret. 144 00:06:16,184 --> 00:06:18,422 The golden age of retail is over. 145 00:06:18,522 --> 00:06:21,633 We should look at getting out of this business altogether. 146 00:06:21,733 --> 00:06:24,793 - If I don't have this job Brian what do I do? 147 00:06:24,893 --> 00:06:27,044 - You need a back up plan. 148 00:06:27,144 --> 00:06:29,174 - I suppose I'll have to go on game again. 149 00:06:29,274 --> 00:06:30,364 - Sorry. 150 00:06:30,464 --> 00:06:33,084 - I know its not a decent way of making a living, 151 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:37,024 and Alan's never keen till I bring the money home that is. 152 00:06:37,124 --> 00:06:38,533 But my friend's daughter 153 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:41,504 brought home nearly 90 pounds the other Friday night. 154 00:06:41,604 --> 00:06:43,064 - Dear lord no. 155 00:06:43,164 --> 00:06:45,966 - Do you know, I'm sure I've got some of my lucky sheets in the back cupboard. 156 00:06:45,966 --> 00:06:47,135 - Oh god. 157 00:06:47,235 --> 00:06:51,854 - There's money to be made in Bingo, Brian, I'm telling ya. 158 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,954 (sighs) 159 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:09,740 - So, in general, the layout is the same. 160 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,682 - Ah Margaret, look who's back with us? 161 00:07:12,782 --> 00:07:16,159 - Hiya Katie love, how were your weekend? 162 00:07:16,259 --> 00:07:18,172 - You do know I've been gone a whole lot longer 163 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,591 than that don't you. 164 00:07:19,691 --> 00:07:21,771 - Well was it a bank holiday? 165 00:07:21,871 --> 00:07:25,830 Oh, honestly I can't keep track of them these days. 166 00:07:25,930 --> 00:07:28,122 - No Margaret, I moved to New Key. 167 00:07:28,222 --> 00:07:30,109 - What for a weekend? 168 00:07:30,209 --> 00:07:34,042 You're daft, you should've just got a B and B. 169 00:07:35,068 --> 00:07:36,171 - Well there you go, 170 00:07:36,271 --> 00:07:39,223 its literally as if you've never been away. 171 00:07:39,323 --> 00:07:41,245 Oh, ah (liquid splashes). 172 00:07:41,345 --> 00:07:43,405 - You know, its totally, totally my fault. 173 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,923 - I'll go and get someone to clean it up. - Allow me-- 174 00:07:46,945 --> 00:07:48,733 - No, no look at you, you're covered. 175 00:07:48,833 --> 00:07:50,583 - Oh, don't worry about me, its you-- 176 00:07:50,683 --> 00:07:51,663 (heads thumping) 177 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:53,034 (groaning) 178 00:07:53,134 --> 00:07:54,893 - Oh, I'm so sorry, have you got a nosebleed. 179 00:07:54,993 --> 00:07:56,294 You should really tip your head forward 180 00:07:56,294 --> 00:07:57,953 if you've got a nosebleed, or is it backwards? 181 00:07:57,953 --> 00:07:59,964 Oh, I can't remember (giggles). 182 00:08:00,064 --> 00:08:02,834 - I'm alright, no nosebleed. 183 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:04,445 - Oh, I've got a hankie if you want one? 184 00:08:04,545 --> 00:08:07,012 (laughing) 185 00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:10,904 - How very kind of you, thank you darling. (laughing) 186 00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:17,063 - You got yoghurt on your nose. 187 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,413 - Have I, I hadn't noticed. 188 00:08:21,064 --> 00:08:23,073 - [Loudspeaker] Calling to aisle four for a spillage. 189 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:26,214 That's calling to aisle four for a spillage. 190 00:08:26,314 --> 00:08:28,524 - I guess they're talking about us. 191 00:08:28,624 --> 00:08:31,041 I better go and pay for this. 192 00:08:32,104 --> 00:08:35,072 - Oh no, please, this one's on me. 193 00:08:35,172 --> 00:08:38,012 I am the manager after all. 194 00:08:38,112 --> 00:08:40,783 - Oh, you're the manager are you? 195 00:08:40,883 --> 00:08:41,616 - Oh yes. 196 00:08:41,716 --> 00:08:43,894 - (laughing) Well good to meet you, 197 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:45,494 Gavin the manager. 198 00:08:47,165 --> 00:08:48,524 Guess I'll be seeing you around. 199 00:08:48,624 --> 00:08:50,694 (laughing) 200 00:08:50,794 --> 00:08:52,516 - Oh you be careful. 201 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:54,336 - I've got it, I've got it, I've totally got it. 202 00:08:54,336 --> 00:08:55,676 Totally got it. 203 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:57,526 And I am sorry again. 204 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:06,153 - This is a store announcement. 205 00:09:06,253 --> 00:09:09,604 This week only, in-house baked items are on special. 206 00:09:09,704 --> 00:09:13,294 Now that's a Valco offer, you donut want to miss. 207 00:09:13,394 --> 00:09:15,076 Who writes this stuff. 208 00:09:15,176 --> 00:09:17,394 - So come on, give me the stories, what did he do? 209 00:09:17,494 --> 00:09:18,334 - What do you mean? 210 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:19,953 - You know what I mean, Neville. 211 00:09:20,053 --> 00:09:21,364 What disaster struck? 212 00:09:21,464 --> 00:09:23,995 Left his passport in the taxi so he couldn't come with ya? 213 00:09:24,095 --> 00:09:24,828 - No. 214 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:27,196 - Got both his legs trapped in the hotel lift? 215 00:09:27,296 --> 00:09:28,129 - Shut up. 216 00:09:29,144 --> 00:09:29,965 - What then? 217 00:09:30,065 --> 00:09:33,380 - We had a very lovely time, thank you very much. 218 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,311 - Filling you in on the holiday is she? 219 00:09:35,411 --> 00:09:38,351 - Yeah, I am, telling her that we had a very lovely time. 220 00:09:38,451 --> 00:09:39,729 Cause that's what it was now Neville, wasn't it? 221 00:09:39,729 --> 00:09:41,339 It was a very lovely time. 222 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:43,591 - Oh yes, it was, it was a very-- 223 00:09:43,691 --> 00:09:44,439 - Lovely time. 224 00:09:44,539 --> 00:09:46,200 - It was a lovely time. 225 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,940 - Right, come on you lot, if we're gonna get 226 00:09:47,940 --> 00:09:50,281 the answers we need, we need to stick together. 227 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,260 We're stronger as one unit. 228 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:53,912 - But I thought we knew everything already? 229 00:09:53,912 --> 00:09:56,081 - We know nothing Harry, nothing. 230 00:09:56,181 --> 00:09:58,025 - I'm just not sure I want to make a fuss Brian. 231 00:09:58,125 --> 00:10:00,887 - Good god, imagine if Gandhi had said, 232 00:10:00,987 --> 00:10:02,972 I'm just not sure I want to make a fuss Brian. 233 00:10:03,072 --> 00:10:03,805 - What! 234 00:10:03,905 --> 00:10:05,785 - I would've said to him what I'm saying to you. 235 00:10:05,885 --> 00:10:07,761 I would've said, look Mahatma, 236 00:10:07,861 --> 00:10:10,600 its making a fuss that gets things done around here. 237 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,670 The point is, we all need assurances 238 00:10:12,770 --> 00:10:15,532 that we're gonna have jobs to go to this time next week. 239 00:10:15,632 --> 00:10:18,092 Now are you with me, Colin, Lisa? 240 00:10:18,192 --> 00:10:18,925 - Do we get paid? 241 00:10:19,025 --> 00:10:19,758 - Obviously. 242 00:10:19,858 --> 00:10:20,591 - Wicked. 243 00:10:20,691 --> 00:10:21,424 - Hell, yeah. 244 00:10:21,524 --> 00:10:23,381 - Well that's more like it, because I'm telling you now, 245 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:25,332 I won't rest until I know for certain, 246 00:10:25,432 --> 00:10:26,791 that each and every one of us 247 00:10:26,891 --> 00:10:29,041 has a Valco future to look forward to. 248 00:10:29,141 --> 00:10:30,558 Now lets do this. 249 00:10:32,910 --> 00:10:34,972 - Seeing it fly. 250 00:10:35,072 --> 00:10:36,404 (banging) 251 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:37,587 - One minute. 252 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,412 - I've got to say Brian, big respect to you 253 00:10:40,512 --> 00:10:43,644 for standing up for us all like this. [Staff] Yeah Brian. 254 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:45,173 - Especially considering you're the only one 255 00:10:45,173 --> 00:10:47,932 whose job is actually safe. 256 00:10:48,032 --> 00:10:48,924 - I don't follow. 257 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,332 - Well, Lauda's don't have a pharmacy do they? 258 00:10:52,432 --> 00:10:54,212 - Really, well I didn't know that. 259 00:10:54,312 --> 00:10:55,979 I did not know that. 260 00:10:57,392 --> 00:10:58,830 - Hey, where'd you think you're going? 261 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:01,632 - Well there's no point going in mob-handed is there? 262 00:11:01,732 --> 00:11:04,487 - Hang on, what happened to being more like Gandhi? 263 00:11:04,587 --> 00:11:06,376 - Yes, but where did it actually get him in the end, eh? 264 00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,544 (groans) oh god, good luck! 265 00:11:08,644 --> 00:11:10,727 [Staff] Brian, come back. 266 00:11:12,496 --> 00:11:14,426 - Well that was some pounding, what's all this? 267 00:11:14,526 --> 00:11:15,767 - You're out of order Gavin. 268 00:11:15,867 --> 00:11:17,218 - What for? 269 00:11:17,318 --> 00:11:19,076 - Oh, I don't know. 270 00:11:19,176 --> 00:11:21,958 - We're just a bit worried that Lauda's really going to make an impact. 271 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,456 - We need to know our job's are safe. 272 00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:26,367 - I'm only ever one paycheck away from bankruptcy, again. 273 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:29,146 - Yeah, and some of us have children to feed. 274 00:11:29,246 --> 00:11:30,374 I mean not me obviously. 275 00:11:30,374 --> 00:11:32,577 - Right, well listen, thanks for your concern, 276 00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:35,094 This is now a matter for H.R. 277 00:11:40,494 --> 00:11:42,594 - Valco has absolutely no intentions 278 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,714 of making anybody redundant. 279 00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:46,133 - [Staff] Right. 280 00:11:46,233 --> 00:11:47,894 - Right, so does anybody have any questions? 281 00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:48,727 - Yeah. 282 00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:52,730 - Is Kieran back too then? 283 00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,383 - No, no he's not. 284 00:11:54,483 --> 00:11:55,642 - Is that cos you split up? 285 00:11:55,742 --> 00:11:58,162 - Um, I mean question more about-- 286 00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:01,183 - So did things end ugly or did you stay good mates? 287 00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:03,773 - Um, we still mates, thanks Colin. 288 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:06,053 - Real friends or just Facebook friends? 289 00:12:06,153 --> 00:12:09,823 - Not really sure it matters right now. - I think it matters to poor old Kieran. 290 00:12:09,923 --> 00:12:11,010 - Mm, hmm. 291 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:12,401 - You never even met him, or me. 292 00:12:12,501 --> 00:12:15,882 Everything's fine, its all good, everything's fine. 293 00:12:15,982 --> 00:12:16,715 - Good. 294 00:12:16,815 --> 00:12:18,154 - Thanks Neville. 295 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:21,671 - So does anybody have anymore questions? 296 00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:26,090 Any questions not about me and Kieran. 297 00:12:29,552 --> 00:12:32,052 - Gavin, you need to see this. 298 00:12:33,341 --> 00:12:35,514 - Oh well, you know, they're allowed to advertise. 299 00:12:35,614 --> 00:12:37,302 - But Gavin, they're putting them everywhere. 300 00:12:37,302 --> 00:12:38,662 On our windscreens, on our toilets, 301 00:12:38,662 --> 00:12:41,354 I found this lot in the special dietary requirements. 302 00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:43,541 - Hadran's collide. 303 00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:45,994 They've infiltrated the store. 304 00:12:46,094 --> 00:12:50,343 Oh,no,no, that is just not on, that's not on. 305 00:12:50,443 --> 00:12:52,234 - What you gonna do? 306 00:12:52,334 --> 00:12:54,242 - Well they leave me no option Daniel. 307 00:12:54,342 --> 00:12:58,154 I'm gonna have to send them a very strongly worded fax. 308 00:12:58,254 --> 00:13:01,882 - So basically I think that some reassurance from say 309 00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:06,098 more managerial sort of level would be very beneficial-- 310 00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:09,189 (packet crackling and soda can popping) I'm on the phone, 311 00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:10,281 - Yeah, I know, rude. 312 00:13:10,381 --> 00:13:11,943 - Yeah, we're trying to get our lunch in. 313 00:13:12,043 --> 00:13:16,043 - Keith, can I call you back, please, thank you. 314 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,322 What do you want? 315 00:13:19,422 --> 00:13:21,994 - Bread and butter pudding but they don't do it on a Thursday so-- 316 00:13:22,094 --> 00:13:23,541 - No, what do you want from me, 317 00:13:23,641 --> 00:13:25,561 because this is my office now. 318 00:13:25,661 --> 00:13:28,100 (laughing) 319 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:31,668 - Look, look, look, Katie, I think its best 320 00:13:31,768 --> 00:13:34,721 if we were all adults about this. 321 00:13:34,821 --> 00:13:39,630 I know for a fact, that you came back here because of me. 322 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:40,609 - No I didn't. 323 00:13:40,709 --> 00:13:41,921 - You said she'd say that. 324 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,049 - Yeah, because its true. 325 00:13:43,149 --> 00:13:45,399 - Shhh, I need to say this. 326 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:50,373 This, you, us, it can never be, okay. 327 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,780 - Look he's tasted Nando's now, 328 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:56,620 he's not gonna bother with a kebab. 329 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,470 - Seriously guys, let me be very, very clear. 330 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,317 I did not come back here for Colin, okay. 331 00:14:06,490 --> 00:14:09,847 There was a good job opportunity and I took it. 332 00:14:09,947 --> 00:14:11,729 - Yeah, a job Gavin just made up for you, 333 00:14:11,829 --> 00:14:13,540 cos you and him are mateys. 334 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:16,281 - Human Resources is not made up. 335 00:14:16,381 --> 00:14:17,521 (laughing) 336 00:14:17,621 --> 00:14:19,429 I'm in charge of staff recruitment, work-force planning 337 00:14:19,429 --> 00:14:20,780 and employee satisfaction. 338 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,580 - Well then Katie, improve my satisfaction levels, 339 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,097 go on, I dare ya. 340 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,329 - You can't do this. 341 00:14:28,429 --> 00:14:29,220 - Oh yes I can. 342 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,817 - I'm not wearing a hair net. - Oh yeah, you are. 343 00:14:31,917 --> 00:14:34,049 - Oh and actually that beard needs something too. 344 00:14:34,149 --> 00:14:35,889 Food hygiene rules are very clear. 345 00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:39,156 - Oh that's amazing, you look amazing. 346 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:43,070 - Great. (laughing) 347 00:14:43,170 --> 00:14:44,689 - Room for a small one. 348 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:48,059 - Nev, you know where we were this time yesterday don't ya. 349 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,230 - Oh, please. 350 00:14:49,330 --> 00:14:52,041 - Yes, indeedy, Mathews Rest-- - Bar and Grill 351 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:53,833 - Bar and Grill. 352 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,933 - Linda told me all about that pool. 353 00:14:57,882 --> 00:15:01,549 - Oh yes, yes, it was a, oh it was freezing. 354 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,609 - Ha busted like a Bath cue set, what's going on? 355 00:15:04,709 --> 00:15:06,163 Come on Linda, out with it. 356 00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:08,936 - Oh fine, you tell her Neville. - I knew it, tell me what, tell me what. 357 00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,349 - Well, its a funny story actually. 358 00:15:10,449 --> 00:15:11,397 - Not funny. 359 00:15:11,497 --> 00:15:12,829 - Well, its not funny. 360 00:15:12,929 --> 00:15:15,208 First night we decided to go skinny dipping. 361 00:15:15,308 --> 00:15:17,016 A bottle of champagne on the beach, 362 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,977 stars twinkling upon our naked bodies. 363 00:15:19,077 --> 00:15:20,128 - Enough, what happened? 364 00:15:20,228 --> 00:15:21,966 - Woke up with amoebic dysentery. 365 00:15:22,066 --> 00:15:23,008 (laughing) 366 00:15:23,108 --> 00:15:24,217 Yes, spent the whole two weeks in the apartment. 367 00:15:24,217 --> 00:15:26,968 - (laughing) Oh dear, I'm sorry. 368 00:15:27,068 --> 00:15:28,296 - Don't be. 369 00:15:28,396 --> 00:15:29,579 - We had a great time. 370 00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:32,936 - Best holiday I've ever had with my liggle piggle, 371 00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:36,686 you know, once the vomiting and the diarrhoea had subsided. 372 00:15:36,786 --> 00:15:39,058 - You liggle piggle (kissing). 373 00:15:39,158 --> 00:15:40,957 (laughing loudly) - Not funny Sue. 374 00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,429 - The whole two weeks? 375 00:15:42,529 --> 00:15:43,557 - The whole two weeks. 376 00:15:43,657 --> 00:15:45,469 - Amazing, amazing. (laughing) 377 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:48,971 - Its really not that funny Sue. (laughing loudly) 378 00:15:49,071 --> 00:15:50,985 - She does me head in. 379 00:15:51,085 --> 00:15:53,544 - Well I'm as worried about Lauda as the next man 380 00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:55,525 but competition can be a healthy thing Daniel. 381 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,999 Keep us on our toes, stop us getting flabby. 382 00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,296 - I just think we might need to take 383 00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:02,325 the threat more seriously, Lauda are cleaning up-- 384 00:16:02,325 --> 00:16:04,242 - I'm sorry one second. 385 00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,504 Hi. 386 00:16:07,604 --> 00:16:08,437 - Hi. 387 00:16:10,264 --> 00:16:12,305 - You'll have to keep your eye on this one Ian. 388 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,552 She'll be wrecking the place again if we're not careful. 389 00:16:16,652 --> 00:16:17,385 - You are? 390 00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:18,404 - I'm so embarrassed. 391 00:16:18,504 --> 00:16:22,455 - Don't be, there's no point in crying over 392 00:16:22,555 --> 00:16:26,064 spilled probiotics (laughing). 393 00:16:26,164 --> 00:16:28,625 Anyway, what brings you back so soon? 394 00:16:28,725 --> 00:16:29,735 - You do? 395 00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:30,568 - Sorry? 396 00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:35,003 - Because you sent me this, where is it, hang on sorry. 397 00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,103 Where is it? 398 00:16:38,315 --> 00:16:40,383 - Is this a bunsen burner? 399 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,483 - Yes, cease and desist. 400 00:16:45,165 --> 00:16:47,135 - Well how did you get that? 401 00:16:47,235 --> 00:16:50,082 - You sent it to me silly. 402 00:16:50,182 --> 00:16:52,932 I'm the manager of the new Lauda. 403 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,835 - I just wish you'd mentioned it a little earlier, 404 00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:56,752 that's all. 405 00:16:57,605 --> 00:16:59,993 Daniel I'd like you to meet-- - Cheryl, hello. 406 00:17:00,093 --> 00:17:02,375 - She's the manager of Lauda apparently. 407 00:17:02,475 --> 00:17:06,487 - I mean how could I tell you who I was after... 408 00:17:06,587 --> 00:17:08,127 Is that it? 409 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:09,486 - What? 410 00:17:09,586 --> 00:17:13,336 - It is, I knew it would be a Delby 3000, oh, 411 00:17:14,835 --> 00:17:17,687 you can always tell by the initial pigment quality. 412 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:18,985 - You can can't you. 413 00:17:19,085 --> 00:17:19,887 - Yeah. 414 00:17:19,987 --> 00:17:23,196 - You know, not a lot of people appreciate the finer copy quality of this model. 415 00:17:23,296 --> 00:17:25,727 - You know the fax is more popular than the email in Japan. 416 00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,876 - Is it? You know I'm not surprised, 417 00:17:27,976 --> 00:17:31,726 they're a very civilised people the Japanese. 418 00:17:35,546 --> 00:17:37,545 (clears throat) 419 00:17:37,645 --> 00:17:40,175 - Gavin, you probably want to have a word 420 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:43,436 with Cheryl about a few things. 421 00:17:43,536 --> 00:17:45,655 - Yes, yes, oh yes, yes I do. 422 00:17:45,755 --> 00:17:47,873 Now listen, these leaflets they got to stop. 423 00:17:47,973 --> 00:17:49,306 - What leaflets? 424 00:17:53,754 --> 00:17:54,534 (laughs) 425 00:17:54,634 --> 00:17:56,745 - Yeah, I'm sorry, not funny. 426 00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:59,871 Can we just put that down to an enthusiastic team. 427 00:17:59,971 --> 00:18:02,185 - Well, I suppose this time we can-- 428 00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:04,633 - They were putting them up in our store. 429 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,694 - And I shall personally see 430 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,877 that they cease and desist forthwith. 431 00:18:11,793 --> 00:18:13,563 Is there anything else, no. 432 00:18:13,663 --> 00:18:17,214 Well in that case I should be getting back, so. 433 00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:19,963 Oh but Gavin, no, no I should go. 434 00:18:20,063 --> 00:18:22,711 - Oh no please, what were you going to say? 435 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:26,222 - Well, there's no need for this to get unfriendly. 436 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,405 I'd like to think that I could occasionally pop over 437 00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:33,033 and borrow a proverbial cup of sugar every now and again. 438 00:18:33,133 --> 00:18:34,603 - You so right. 439 00:18:34,703 --> 00:18:39,465 - Listen, I've got a business card here somewhere 440 00:18:39,565 --> 00:18:42,825 and if you want to give me a call. 441 00:18:42,925 --> 00:18:44,371 Ooh, chewing gum, do you want some? 442 00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,721 - No thank you. 443 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:48,827 - Ah yes, here you go. 444 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,633 - You're a plumber. 445 00:18:51,733 --> 00:18:53,822 - No, that's the wrong one, that one. 446 00:18:53,922 --> 00:18:57,612 - Now listen, don't be strangers, alright. 447 00:18:57,712 --> 00:19:02,013 We're neighbours now so call me if you want, or not. 448 00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:05,030 Gonna go now, I'm going, I'm going. 449 00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:08,425 Just pull. 450 00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:12,692 - (laughs) Its a pull door (laughs). 451 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,624 - What was that? 452 00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:23,687 - She's quite something isn't she? 453 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:25,954 - Okay, okay, point taken. 454 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,166 You're lashing out because you can't have me, 455 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:31,136 I get that. 456 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,548 But, if you put me on the deli permanently 457 00:19:33,648 --> 00:19:37,029 doesn't mean I'm gonna change my mind, Katie. 458 00:19:37,129 --> 00:19:38,487 I'm with Lisa now. 459 00:19:38,587 --> 00:19:42,069 - Katie, you two are like ships passing in the night, right, 460 00:19:42,169 --> 00:19:45,629 but us two, we're like ships totally docked. 461 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:48,509 And we just keep docking, and docking, 462 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,658 and docking night after night. 463 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,197 - That's really beautiful Lisa, 464 00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:55,567 I'll try and keep that in mind. 465 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,887 - Night then. 466 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,070 - Night then. 467 00:20:00,377 --> 00:20:03,066 - Well have a good evening Daniel. Whatever it is you may be doing, 468 00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,087 with whomever it is you may be doing it with. 469 00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:06,989 - Thank you Charlie, I will. 470 00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,189 - I myself will be somewhere else entirely. 471 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,069 Not doing anything with you or to you at all. 472 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,419 - Now, well that's a shame. 473 00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:17,378 - Wait, I don't get it. 474 00:20:17,478 --> 00:20:19,727 - Well we're not at work now are we? 475 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:20,994 - Oh, awesome. 476 00:20:24,413 --> 00:20:26,471 But you will have to explain those rules to me again, 477 00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:28,729 because I'm actually now quite confused. 478 00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,531 - Let yourself in, I'll be done in about an hour or so. 479 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:32,631 - Okay, bye. 480 00:20:33,551 --> 00:20:36,008 - Well you got a bit of a tan anyway. - Oh, do I , really. 481 00:20:36,108 --> 00:20:39,918 - Well maybe not a tan as such, but you definitely look 482 00:20:40,018 --> 00:20:42,149 a bit flushed, do you get it, flushed. 483 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:44,090 - Yeah, very funny, thank you. 484 00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:47,000 - Ah, don't get a cob on, I'm only yanking your chain. 485 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,517 - Ah, going home. 486 00:20:50,229 --> 00:20:52,602 - Eh, Linda come back, I'm on a roll here. 487 00:20:52,702 --> 00:20:54,392 - Not going to say anymore. 488 00:20:54,492 --> 00:20:55,704 (laughing) 489 00:20:55,804 --> 00:20:57,561 - Well I think you were right about not worrying, 490 00:20:57,561 --> 00:20:59,341 now that I've met Cheryl Fairweather. 491 00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:03,850 - (splutters) Did you say Cheryl Fairweather, 492 00:21:03,950 --> 00:21:05,392 as in the Cheryl Fairweather? 493 00:21:05,492 --> 00:21:08,670 - I guess, what have you heard of her? 494 00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:11,930 - Only in my nightmares, she's won Golden Grocer 495 00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,030 for the last four years. 496 00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,952 She's a supermarket management legend. 497 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:19,880 - Really, well its like you say Gavin. 498 00:21:19,980 --> 00:21:22,760 Some things are out of your hands, No use worrying in't. 499 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,943 - You insane, its Cheryl Fairweather. 500 00:21:27,089 --> 00:21:28,672 Cheryl Fairweather. 501 00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:54,493 (upbeat music)