1 00:00:23,492 --> 00:00:24,409 - Whatever. 2 00:00:41,652 --> 00:00:44,069 (rock music) 3 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,534 ♫ Throw the gas 4 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:01,042 ♫ Spin the wheel 5 00:01:01,142 --> 00:01:03,176 ♫ Take a chance on me baby 6 00:01:03,276 --> 00:01:05,559 ♫ I'm a real big deal 7 00:01:05,659 --> 00:01:07,641 ♫ Joker in the past 8 00:01:07,741 --> 00:01:09,441 ♫ Ace in the hole 9 00:01:09,541 --> 00:01:11,149 ♫ Double dealing baby 10 00:01:11,249 --> 00:01:13,458 ♫ Got me out of control 11 00:01:13,558 --> 00:01:16,488 ♫ I always play 12 00:01:16,588 --> 00:01:18,421 - Powers of Greyskull! 13 00:01:21,207 --> 00:01:23,912 - And who may I ask is Michelle? 14 00:01:24,012 --> 00:01:24,845 - Micheal. 15 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,863 - And who may I ask is Micheal? 16 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,122 - It's just a friend. 17 00:01:30,222 --> 00:01:31,255 - Ooh, it's be nice to meet him, 18 00:01:31,255 --> 00:01:33,404 it would be nice to meet any of your friends actually, 19 00:01:33,404 --> 00:01:34,908 - They all live in London, I told you. 20 00:01:35,008 --> 00:01:37,968 - I've introduced you to all my friends, and my father. 21 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:39,680 You keep everything hidden, 22 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:43,280 you're like one of those little closed paper thingies. 23 00:01:43,380 --> 00:01:44,496 - A book? 24 00:01:44,596 --> 00:01:46,684 - Exactly, I mean I don't even know your surname. 25 00:01:46,784 --> 00:01:48,696 - It's Wilson, I've told you loads of, 26 00:01:48,796 --> 00:01:51,260 it's on my name badge. 27 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:53,163 - Oh I'm sorry I'm late Gavin, 28 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:55,569 I've had the most awful weekend. 29 00:01:55,669 --> 00:01:56,741 - Nothing too bad I hope? 30 00:01:56,841 --> 00:01:58,525 - I'm afraid so. 31 00:01:58,625 --> 00:01:59,689 - Oh gosh, it's not Alan is it? 32 00:01:59,689 --> 00:02:03,337 - Yes, the neighbours have put up a trellis. 33 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:04,777 - Is that it? 34 00:02:04,877 --> 00:02:06,985 - I've never seen Alan so angry, 35 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,833 he spent all day Sunday staring at a wall. 36 00:02:09,933 --> 00:02:11,943 - Well yes, we've got a bit of a neighbour problem ourselves, 37 00:02:11,943 --> 00:02:12,789 as you can see. 38 00:02:12,889 --> 00:02:13,629 - Well like what? 39 00:02:13,729 --> 00:02:15,024 - Have you not seen the lorry? 40 00:02:15,124 --> 00:02:15,857 - What lorry? 41 00:02:15,957 --> 00:02:16,690 - That lorry. 42 00:02:16,790 --> 00:02:18,861 - I can't see anything with a big picture of a 43 00:02:18,961 --> 00:02:20,709 cow in the way. 44 00:02:20,809 --> 00:02:23,601 - No the big picture of the cow is on the lorry. 45 00:02:23,701 --> 00:02:26,713 - I knew there was something different, 46 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:28,484 we haven't got a cow in here have we? 47 00:02:28,584 --> 00:02:29,548 - No, no. 48 00:02:29,648 --> 00:02:32,024 - We haven't got a cow in here have we? 49 00:02:32,124 --> 00:02:34,541 - I'm just gonna ring Cheryl. 50 00:02:36,596 --> 00:02:38,666 - You're thinking about this all wrong Gavin. 51 00:02:38,766 --> 00:02:39,499 - What? 52 00:02:39,599 --> 00:02:41,380 - Use your enemy's tactics against them, 53 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,628 you don't need to move it, 54 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:44,852 just turn it on them. 55 00:02:44,952 --> 00:02:47,305 They've concealed your entrance, 56 00:02:47,405 --> 00:02:49,657 you need to conceal their lorry. 57 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:53,124 - What on earth could I use to hide a huge truck? 58 00:02:53,224 --> 00:02:55,641 - Easy, an even bigger truck. 59 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:59,165 - Couldn't you just take an early lunch or something Ian? 60 00:02:59,265 --> 00:03:00,182 - Mmm, mmm. 61 00:03:03,172 --> 00:03:05,806 I'm sorry sweetheart, totally forgot you were waiting. 62 00:03:05,906 --> 00:03:06,842 What do you want. 63 00:03:06,942 --> 00:03:08,522 - I asked for a sausage roll. 64 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:11,039 - Just ran out, just ran out. 65 00:03:16,066 --> 00:03:18,442 - Gavin, I am so sorry. 66 00:03:18,542 --> 00:03:20,498 - I want you to move that truck AS as possible. 67 00:03:20,598 --> 00:03:21,898 - The driver's disappeared, 68 00:03:21,998 --> 00:03:24,558 I've been trying to ring his mobile, but he's not picking up, 69 00:03:24,658 --> 00:03:26,408 I really am so sorry. 70 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:32,374 Live milking display today with massive dairy discounts. 71 00:03:32,474 --> 00:03:33,466 - What do you think you're doing? 72 00:03:33,466 --> 00:03:35,248 - While I'm here I might as well let people know, 73 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,331 I promise not to milk it. 74 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:41,406 - Just, just, I want you to move that truck. 75 00:03:41,506 --> 00:03:43,146 - What move it, or mooove it? 76 00:03:43,246 --> 00:03:45,329 (laughs) 77 00:03:47,296 --> 00:03:49,129 Okay, Ill call the driver. 78 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,753 I mean I'll call the driver again. 79 00:03:51,853 --> 00:03:55,186 Oh no I've left my mobile in the office. 80 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,336 Ill be back in a tick. 81 00:03:59,914 --> 00:04:01,374 - Oh, that woman! 82 00:04:01,474 --> 00:04:02,299 - Hiya! 83 00:04:02,399 --> 00:04:04,658 - Oh, thank god, I thought you were Daniel for a moment. 84 00:04:04,758 --> 00:04:06,539 - What possibly gave me away? 85 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:08,139 - The face mainly. 86 00:04:09,221 --> 00:04:10,082 - What are you up to? 87 00:04:10,182 --> 00:04:12,454 - I'm trying to find out what Daniel's secret is, 88 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:14,887 so I typed Daniel Wilson in. 89 00:04:16,482 --> 00:04:18,606 - Tenuous were a ten piece boy band who 90 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:22,898 were kicked out at the judges houses stage in X-Factor. 91 00:04:22,998 --> 00:04:25,186 (hip-hop) 92 00:04:25,286 --> 00:04:27,330 (both laugh) 93 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:30,466 - Look at the guy on the left, it looks a lot like Daniel. 94 00:04:30,566 --> 00:04:32,714 - Exactly like Daniel, same nose same eyes, 95 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,070 same entire face and body. 96 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:39,974 - Oh my god Katie, we found out what Daniel's secret is. 97 00:04:40,074 --> 00:04:41,786 He's got a twin brother. 98 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:42,719 - No, no 99 00:04:43,808 --> 00:04:47,862 that actually is Daniel, he's in the band. 100 00:04:47,962 --> 00:04:49,545 - Oh my Actual God. 101 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,650 - Alright, 102 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:54,564 this jars got a crack in it, can I get a refund? 103 00:04:54,564 --> 00:04:56,804 - You can get whatever you like my darling. 104 00:04:56,904 --> 00:04:58,713 - Oh no, we're not meant to give out, Carl? 105 00:04:59,564 --> 00:05:01,328 - Wow. Linda? 106 00:05:01,428 --> 00:05:02,899 - Do you two know each other then? 107 00:05:02,999 --> 00:05:04,328 - Yeah, we went out. 108 00:05:04,428 --> 00:05:05,161 - Wow. 109 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:07,068 From that to, 110 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:08,025 - Hello. 111 00:05:08,125 --> 00:05:09,383 - You're looking amazing. 112 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:10,216 - I'm Linda's-- 113 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:11,143 - Thanks, you do too. 114 00:05:11,243 --> 00:05:12,146 - You old charmer. 115 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:13,345 - Right here my love, 116 00:05:13,445 --> 00:05:16,047 but yes, yes, you do look remarkably well toned. 117 00:05:16,147 --> 00:05:19,347 - Yeah, thanks, I train a lot, 118 00:05:19,447 --> 00:05:20,817 cage fighting these days. 119 00:05:20,917 --> 00:05:22,735 - Look at those arms. 120 00:05:22,835 --> 00:05:23,758 Can I touch one? 121 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:24,691 - Sue! 122 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:26,911 Can I? 123 00:05:27,011 --> 00:05:28,651 - Course you can. 124 00:05:28,751 --> 00:05:31,918 I always liked the way you touched me. 125 00:05:33,492 --> 00:05:34,909 - I'm still here. 126 00:05:39,134 --> 00:05:40,455 - Was that supposed to be a wink? 127 00:05:40,555 --> 00:05:42,588 - Yeah it's a double wink, because I can't do a single one. 128 00:05:42,588 --> 00:05:43,552 Look. 129 00:05:43,652 --> 00:05:46,009 - What are you double winking about? - I know. 130 00:05:50,876 --> 00:05:53,508 The video with the singing and the band. 131 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:54,812 ♫ We're Tenuous 132 00:05:54,912 --> 00:05:55,934 ♫ There's ten of us 133 00:05:56,034 --> 00:05:57,656 ♫ We're gonna get little 134 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:58,624 - You have you shown? 135 00:05:58,724 --> 00:06:00,204 - No one, I've been too busy, 136 00:06:00,304 --> 00:06:02,604 I watched it like 35 times already, 137 00:06:02,704 --> 00:06:05,332 and I went on Ebay and bought the CD twice. 138 00:06:05,432 --> 00:06:08,319 - Well don't show it to anyone. 139 00:06:08,419 --> 00:06:10,084 You know what they're like, I'll never live it down. 140 00:06:10,084 --> 00:06:13,076 - I promise, I won't tell a soul. 141 00:06:13,176 --> 00:06:15,974 Hey sir, would you like to see my boyfriend dancing? 142 00:06:16,074 --> 00:06:17,574 The answer is yes. 143 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,720 - Colin, I want to ask you something, 144 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:23,808 and I want you to be completely honest with me. 145 00:06:23,908 --> 00:06:26,448 - Alright, yes, I borrowed your credit card, 146 00:06:26,548 --> 00:06:28,632 I bought some trainers, its not a crime Neville. 147 00:06:28,632 --> 00:06:29,728 - No, no, it's not that, 148 00:06:29,828 --> 00:06:32,346 although I have to say I really do admire your honesty. 149 00:06:32,446 --> 00:06:35,260 No, no, do you think I'm tough enough? 150 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,732 (laughs) 151 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:38,792 It's just I see the way that Linda talks to 152 00:06:38,892 --> 00:06:40,172 that Paul fellow and, 153 00:06:40,272 --> 00:06:42,496 - Yeah well, it's obviously isn't it? 154 00:06:42,596 --> 00:06:43,892 She fancies him. 155 00:06:43,992 --> 00:06:46,980 Girls love bad boys, George Micheal, 156 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:48,580 Cage fighters, me. 157 00:06:49,540 --> 00:06:51,168 The thing with you Neville, you're not tough enough. 158 00:06:51,168 --> 00:06:54,032 - Oh I don't know I can be pretty damn tough sometimes. 159 00:06:54,132 --> 00:06:56,388 I did just buy trainers, I bought a suit. 160 00:06:56,488 --> 00:06:57,764 I bought this chain. 161 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,056 I bought a toaster. 162 00:06:59,156 --> 00:07:00,359 I bought a hammock. 163 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:02,758 - Again, I really have to praise your honesty. 164 00:07:02,858 --> 00:07:05,732 - IT's just, everyone is tougher than you Neville. 165 00:07:05,832 --> 00:07:06,765 Everyone. 166 00:07:06,865 --> 00:07:09,115 Ian, Lisa, Harry, Margaret. 167 00:07:10,108 --> 00:07:11,584 - Oh well, right. 168 00:07:11,684 --> 00:07:13,169 - Or, do you know what, 169 00:07:13,269 --> 00:07:16,874 I can make you tougher than any cage fighter. 170 00:07:16,974 --> 00:07:18,727 Have you ever seen Rocky, Nev - No. 171 00:07:18,827 --> 00:07:20,904 - No, right, punch these. 172 00:07:21,004 --> 00:07:22,360 - Isn't that rather unhygienic. 173 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:24,260 - Neville you punch them or someone else will, 174 00:07:24,260 --> 00:07:26,800 or that Paul's gonna come back and swipe Linda from you. 175 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,060 - No, no, no. 176 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,396 - Go on, punch it, that's it. 177 00:07:29,496 --> 00:07:30,848 Go on champ, that's it punch. 178 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:32,615 Now close your eyes. 179 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:34,986 - Ouch! 180 00:07:35,086 --> 00:07:38,589 - Never close your eyes Neville, lesson number one, makes you look weak. 181 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:39,422 - Right. 182 00:07:39,522 --> 00:07:41,144 - Now, I'm gonna have to keep these, 183 00:07:41,244 --> 00:07:44,460 because we can't use them now. 184 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,484 Right mate, what are you after? 185 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:47,412 - It's frustrating, 186 00:07:47,512 --> 00:07:49,748 but you gotta admire Cheryl Fairweather's gumption. 187 00:07:49,748 --> 00:07:51,720 - Okay, I will, sorry. 188 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,108 - No I mean the old feint and jab, 189 00:07:53,108 --> 00:07:55,104 you reel them in with the milking display and 190 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:57,796 then you hit them with the dairy sales. 191 00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:00,178 She really is quite a woman. 192 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:01,335 - Why would anyone want to go out and see a 193 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:03,709 milking display when they could just do it at home. 194 00:08:03,809 --> 00:08:06,319 - Most people don't have cows at home Helen. 195 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:08,271 - Of course they do, 196 00:08:08,371 --> 00:08:11,195 how else would they get their milk? 197 00:08:11,295 --> 00:08:13,655 - Well they'd buy it here hopefully. 198 00:08:13,755 --> 00:08:16,446 - You don't have any cows do you? 199 00:08:16,546 --> 00:08:20,479 Oh you are the joker of the pack Mr Gavin sir. 200 00:08:20,579 --> 00:08:22,491 - IS this the right place for the cow milking? 201 00:08:22,591 --> 00:08:24,051 - No it most certainly isn't 202 00:08:24,151 --> 00:08:26,042 - Only I've got this cow for you. 203 00:08:26,142 --> 00:08:28,559 (cow mooing) 204 00:08:29,449 --> 00:08:30,949 - Ah right, Katie, 205 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:34,734 I've done something rather rash, and I need your help. 206 00:08:34,834 --> 00:08:36,042 - Okay. 207 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:37,809 - I've stolen a cow. 208 00:08:39,572 --> 00:08:41,966 - Are you gonna expand on that, or? 209 00:08:42,066 --> 00:08:44,034 - I'm still in shock actually, 210 00:08:44,134 --> 00:08:46,480 listen I need you to go to petty cash, 211 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,151 I need you to go out and buy as much straw as 212 00:08:48,151 --> 00:08:50,202 you can lay your hands on, some sort of bucket, 213 00:08:50,302 --> 00:08:52,074 and one of those tiny little stools. 214 00:08:52,174 --> 00:08:52,907 - Can I ask why? 215 00:08:53,007 --> 00:08:56,518 - We're gonna have a live milking event right here in ValCo. 216 00:08:56,618 --> 00:08:57,535 - Oh, okay. 217 00:08:59,394 --> 00:09:02,054 - And just get a receipt, we may be at war, 218 00:09:02,154 --> 00:09:05,686 but it's no excuse for bad accounting. 219 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:07,318 - I don't trust this thing. 220 00:09:07,418 --> 00:09:08,251 Sit. 221 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,142 I prefer them when they're cooked. 222 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,682 - Well we could hardly leave her on the shop floor, 223 00:09:13,782 --> 00:09:15,390 imagine the shock. 224 00:09:15,490 --> 00:09:18,350 - Oh Gavin, I'm gonna have to go on me lunch break, 225 00:09:18,450 --> 00:09:21,230 it's all got horribly out of hand with Alan and 226 00:09:21,330 --> 00:09:22,638 Stewart next door. 227 00:09:22,738 --> 00:09:24,114 - Nothing too serious I hope. 228 00:09:24,214 --> 00:09:25,515 - Oh it's very serious. 229 00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:27,498 Alan's flipped, he says he's gonna get his 230 00:09:27,598 --> 00:09:30,378 strimmer out and hang the consequences, 231 00:09:30,478 --> 00:09:32,162 I've got to get it all sorted before the 232 00:09:32,262 --> 00:09:33,929 police get involved. 233 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:38,019 What are you two doing here anyway. 234 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,105 - We're concealing a cow Margaret. 235 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,122 - Oh right, well ta ra. 236 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:46,276 - I'm just gonna have to go and sort something out. 237 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:49,301 You gonna be alright with this. - Oh yeah, fine, fine. 238 00:09:59,664 --> 00:10:00,912 - I'm charging you for the cleaning of this. 239 00:10:00,912 --> 00:10:02,192 - just superb. 240 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:04,292 Katie, listen, listen, before you go, 241 00:10:04,392 --> 00:10:07,972 now all we need is a sort of dairy product sale sign. 242 00:10:08,072 --> 00:10:10,066 - I can't remember this being in my job description. 243 00:10:10,066 --> 00:10:13,468 - Listen don't worry about the mess, I'll sort it. 244 00:10:13,568 --> 00:10:16,108 (cow mooing 245 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,041 oh! 246 00:10:18,112 --> 00:10:19,695 Why did he do that? 247 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:28,976 - Don't they have machines for this? - Machines, this is a proper prison tat. 248 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:30,820 The best 50 quid you'll ever spend. 249 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,155 - Are you sure it won't hurt? 250 00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:35,248 - OF course not, but just in case, bite this. 251 00:10:35,348 --> 00:10:36,491 - Right. 252 00:10:36,591 --> 00:10:39,084 - Right, so what you want is Linda, 253 00:10:39,184 --> 00:10:41,036 with a love heart around it. 254 00:10:41,136 --> 00:10:43,735 Are you sure you don't want a panther? - Quite sure. 255 00:10:43,835 --> 00:10:47,590 - Or what about your mum on a panther, so it's (roars) 256 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:49,136 - No panthers. 257 00:10:49,236 --> 00:10:50,980 - You got no class Nev. 258 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,330 Okay, let's go. 259 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,915 (muffled moaning) 260 00:10:58,015 --> 00:10:59,719 (laughs) 261 00:10:59,819 --> 00:11:02,652 (screams in pain) 262 00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:05,371 - Hello Gavin. 263 00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:07,037 - It's just a bucket. - What? 264 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:09,545 - This, it's nothing. 265 00:11:09,645 --> 00:11:13,053 - You seem very agitated Gavin, is everything alright? 266 00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:14,568 - I'm not the one in the wrong super market, 267 00:11:14,568 --> 00:11:15,785 have you lost something? 268 00:11:15,885 --> 00:11:17,804 - What would I have lost? - I don't know you tell me. 269 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:19,176 - What are you doing with those. 270 00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:22,609 - Oh this, oh no, I'm so terribly tired. 271 00:11:23,792 --> 00:11:25,792 Oh, sometimes I need to sit down. 272 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:27,269 - Well why don't you just use your office? 273 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:30,428 - No I like to be on the shop floor with the kids, 274 00:11:30,528 --> 00:11:33,028 and the hustle and the bustle. 275 00:11:35,354 --> 00:11:36,622 You should try it. 276 00:11:36,722 --> 00:11:37,834 - Gavin! 277 00:11:37,934 --> 00:11:38,690 - Gain I've got-- 278 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:41,373 (scat singing) 279 00:11:49,438 --> 00:11:50,630 - Oh Katie, 280 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:53,647 I just do so love our sing-a-longs, 281 00:11:54,629 --> 00:11:58,546 there's no time for that now, get back to work. 282 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:05,500 - You are up to something Gavin Strong. 283 00:12:06,806 --> 00:12:10,414 But you know I do quite like those improvisational jazz scat-a-longs, 284 00:12:10,514 --> 00:12:12,666 I might try that with my own staff actually. 285 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,510 ♫ Lap a lay do. 286 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,693 (laughs) 287 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,168 - Neville what happened. 288 00:12:21,268 --> 00:12:23,378 - Colin gave me a bit of a tattoo. 289 00:12:23,478 --> 00:12:24,246 - You what? 290 00:12:24,346 --> 00:12:25,079 - A tattoo? 291 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,445 Why would Colin give you a tattoo? 292 00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,859 - I thought you'd like it if I was a bit tougher. 293 00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,358 - Oh Nev, me and Paul broke up for a reason, 294 00:12:31,458 --> 00:12:32,737 I don't want a tough guy, 295 00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,915 I've had tough guys before. - Thank you. 296 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,699 - Seriously, there was this one boxer that would life me up with his-- 297 00:12:37,699 --> 00:12:39,131 - Thank you Linda. 298 00:12:39,231 --> 00:12:41,398 - Go on let's see it then. 299 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:43,626 - What is it? 300 00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:44,646 - IT's an L. 301 00:12:44,746 --> 00:12:46,850 - But its on your right arm. 302 00:12:46,950 --> 00:12:49,222 - It's an L for Linda, only it hurt, 303 00:12:49,322 --> 00:12:51,405 so I didn't get the inda. 304 00:12:52,474 --> 00:12:54,818 - IT's weeping quite badly. 305 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:55,974 - Neville you are tough, 306 00:12:56,074 --> 00:12:57,558 how many times have you fractured your pelvis? 307 00:12:57,558 --> 00:12:58,446 - Four. 308 00:12:58,546 --> 00:13:01,459 - And broken your toes? - 12 last count. 309 00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:05,754 - Exactly, you are the toughest guy I know and I love you. 310 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:06,906 - Ouch! 311 00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:09,506 (women laugh) 312 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,221 - You like eggs then? 313 00:13:12,321 --> 00:13:13,825 - I need the protein. 314 00:13:13,925 --> 00:13:14,872 I'm cage fighter. 315 00:13:14,972 --> 00:13:16,165 - Really? 316 00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:18,549 Maybe Ill come to see you fight some time. 317 00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:20,816 - I'll give you my number. 318 00:13:23,509 --> 00:13:26,092 just in case you need anything. 319 00:13:27,649 --> 00:13:28,482 - Cheers. 320 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:31,833 - Ho, ho, ho. 321 00:13:32,825 --> 00:13:34,283 Wow, what was that? 322 00:13:34,383 --> 00:13:36,833 - Cage fighter, gave me his number. 323 00:13:36,933 --> 00:13:39,641 - (laughs) Oh, cage fighter? 324 00:13:39,741 --> 00:13:40,781 Really Lisa. 325 00:13:40,881 --> 00:13:41,614 - What? 326 00:13:41,714 --> 00:13:43,629 - Real men don't need cages to fight. 327 00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:46,497 They're just freaks with mashed up faces, 328 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:49,845 probably had that many steroids, his balls look like little peanuts, 329 00:13:49,945 --> 00:13:51,700 like little dry roasted peanuts. 330 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,050 I reckon I could batter him one handed. 331 00:13:55,977 --> 00:13:57,378 - Come one then. - Ahh. 332 00:13:57,478 --> 00:13:58,552 - Let's se you try. 333 00:13:58,652 --> 00:14:02,485 - [Lisa] (laughs) Go on then. 334 00:14:04,907 --> 00:14:06,573 - What are you watching? - Nothing! 335 00:14:07,432 --> 00:14:10,740 Okay, okay, don't go on, I'll tell you, but it has to stay strictly between us. 336 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:13,260 Daniel was in a band. 337 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,548 Look. 338 00:14:14,648 --> 00:14:15,940 - Yeah, if that was me, 339 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,172 I'd want to keep it a secret and all. 340 00:14:18,272 --> 00:14:20,940 - I used to be a dancer. 341 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,216 I was a ballet prodigy. 342 00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:23,416 (laughs) 343 00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,152 no seriously, 344 00:14:25,252 --> 00:14:27,808 it was the hardest decision I ever had to make, 345 00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,003 but the pull of security was and is too strong. 346 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:33,184 It never leaves you though. 347 00:14:33,284 --> 00:14:34,820 - Go on then, show us. 348 00:14:34,920 --> 00:14:36,288 - No, I couldn't, 349 00:14:36,388 --> 00:14:40,555 well alright, I could probably still knock out a pirouette. 350 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,876 - Come on Colin, hit him! 351 00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,688 - Shut up Lisa. 352 00:14:53,788 --> 00:14:55,065 - Not so gobby now are you pal. 353 00:14:55,165 --> 00:14:57,532 Been a while since I picked on someone so tiny. 354 00:14:57,632 --> 00:14:59,076 But it's goo to keep your hand in. 355 00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:01,476 - I think you should probably unhand my 356 00:15:01,576 --> 00:15:04,060 colleague and leave now. 357 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:05,636 - Or what? 358 00:15:05,736 --> 00:15:08,403 - Oh, I hadn't thought that far. 359 00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:11,893 - Would you prefer it if I hit you. 360 00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:13,326 - Yes, actually, 361 00:15:14,556 --> 00:15:16,360 yes if you really feel the need to hit 362 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:18,921 someone to prove how manly you are, 363 00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,184 then hit me. 364 00:15:20,284 --> 00:15:21,017 Go on. 365 00:15:21,117 --> 00:15:21,850 Do your worst, 366 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:22,683 your best, 367 00:15:22,783 --> 00:15:23,616 worst. 368 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:26,084 Oh no. 369 00:15:28,147 --> 00:15:29,215 - You got lucky. 370 00:15:29,315 --> 00:15:30,315 - Thank you. 371 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,459 See ya. 372 00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:38,427 Thank you Neville for stepping up, 373 00:15:38,527 --> 00:15:40,889 because I was gonna batter him. 374 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:41,822 - Ouch! 375 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:43,818 Me tattoo. 376 00:15:44,889 --> 00:15:48,013 - I can't believe we did it, and so quickly. 377 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,705 A milking display and a dairy product sale from scratch, 378 00:15:51,805 --> 00:15:54,689 I mean it must go down in some kind of retail history, 379 00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,290 if we didn't have to keep it so quiet. 380 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,392 Actually can you just go and keep an eye out for 381 00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,921 any sign of Cheryl, 382 00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:01,587 and I'll just kick things off. 383 00:16:01,687 --> 00:16:03,992 - Yes, anything to get away from that cow. 384 00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:05,147 - Unfair. 385 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,264 - Right roll up, roll up, 386 00:16:07,364 --> 00:16:10,232 come and see the wonder of nature, 387 00:16:10,332 --> 00:16:14,565 never before has a supermarket offered you milk this 388 00:16:14,665 --> 00:16:18,572 fresh from the source, although we won't be selling this 389 00:16:18,672 --> 00:16:22,232 exact milk because of health and safety regulations. 390 00:16:22,332 --> 00:16:25,936 Now while you're with the live milking display by 391 00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:27,225 ValCo's very own heather, 392 00:16:27,325 --> 00:16:30,302 I would encourage you to make use of our 393 00:16:30,402 --> 00:16:33,680 very special dairy product offers, 394 00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,780 so take it away Heather. 395 00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:40,588 (Heather sings happily) 396 00:16:40,688 --> 00:16:42,771 (laughs) 397 00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:45,904 - How's me little pop star. 398 00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:49,065 - Fine as long as you haven't shown anyone else that video. 399 00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:50,232 - Of course I haven't. 400 00:16:50,332 --> 00:16:51,165 - Hey, 401 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:53,137 love it. 402 00:16:53,237 --> 00:16:55,141 - I may have gotten a little over excited and 403 00:16:55,141 --> 00:16:56,751 shown it to a couple of people, 404 00:16:56,851 --> 00:16:59,151 well eight, but apart from that and no one else I promise. 405 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,949 ♫ We're tenuous, 406 00:17:01,049 --> 00:17:02,525 ♫ There's ten of us 407 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,801 ♫ Things are gonna get a little dangerous. 408 00:17:04,901 --> 00:17:05,749 - Apart from Harry, 409 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:07,128 and I may have accidentally have sent it to the 410 00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:10,105 entire ValCo emailing list. 411 00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:11,660 - I'm the assistant manager of this store, 412 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,789 the staff are supposed to respect me, not laugh at me, 413 00:17:13,789 --> 00:17:15,262 you've made me look like an idiot. 414 00:17:15,362 --> 00:17:16,853 - I think your lyrics did that. 415 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,173 - It's not funny. 416 00:17:18,273 --> 00:17:21,356 Unlike you, I actually need this job. 417 00:17:28,479 --> 00:17:29,907 - Oh, it's Margaret, isn't it? 418 00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,340 - Oh hello love. 419 00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:34,565 Oh I've had a day. 420 00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:37,442 Oh I've been back and forth, I've had trellis up and down, 421 00:17:37,542 --> 00:17:40,533 and in the end I just snapped, 422 00:17:40,633 --> 00:17:42,777 and I told them I said sit down, say your sorry, 423 00:17:42,877 --> 00:17:45,400 otherwise I'm locking that strimmer away. 424 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:50,117 - Okay, well you seem like an overly honest type of person, 425 00:17:50,217 --> 00:17:52,121 somebody who'd tell me the truth. 426 00:17:52,221 --> 00:17:54,357 - Well that lipstick is a bit much. 427 00:17:54,457 --> 00:17:55,929 - Duly noted, thank you. 428 00:17:56,029 --> 00:17:57,325 But it's not that. 429 00:17:57,425 --> 00:18:01,328 Have you seen anything strange around here today? 430 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,677 - Oh yes. - Really? 431 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,777 - Well there's Daniel's funny dance. 432 00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:07,695 - Right. 433 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,653 - And then there's two for one on the plasters over 434 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,878 at the pharmacy, not that is not normal. 435 00:18:11,978 --> 00:18:13,394 - Okay, I'm going to get back. 436 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:17,661 - Oh, and Gavin's over there milking a great big cow. 437 00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:23,961 - You just have to squeeze nice and tight on the udders. 438 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:27,147 - Oh, I knew it! 439 00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:28,767 You've stolen my cow, 440 00:18:28,867 --> 00:18:32,454 that is basically shoplifting. - Don't you dare accuse me of shoplifting. 441 00:18:32,554 --> 00:18:35,035 - Well I call it as I see it. - Well I'm surprised you can see anything 442 00:18:35,035 --> 00:18:36,867 through that massive truck outside. 443 00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:38,215 - Well I am surprised you had time to 444 00:18:38,215 --> 00:18:41,487 steal her what with working a rubbish supermarket. 445 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:42,512 - Take that back. 446 00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:45,494 Like customers take things back to Lauder. 447 00:18:45,594 --> 00:18:48,719 - You're only cheating because you are not a good manager. 448 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:51,060 - That's below the belt. 449 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,012 - That is enough. 450 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:57,331 I've had it up to here with all this grief. 451 00:18:57,431 --> 00:18:59,612 IT's like being in a war zone. 452 00:18:59,712 --> 00:19:01,308 You'll be putting up trellis next. 453 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,577 - Trellis? - Best not to ask. 454 00:19:02,677 --> 00:19:04,820 - Now Gavin, can you say you're sorry for 455 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,008 blocking here view with that sign. 456 00:19:07,108 --> 00:19:08,416 - Ah, I, 457 00:19:08,516 --> 00:19:10,745 - And you, will you stop being so 458 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,993 careless with your strimmer. 459 00:19:13,093 --> 00:19:15,853 - I don't know what you're talking about, but I am sorry. 460 00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:18,286 - I've been unhinged Cheryl. 461 00:19:20,009 --> 00:19:20,970 Please forgive me. 462 00:19:21,070 --> 00:19:23,777 - Oh we were both in the wrong Gavin. 463 00:19:23,877 --> 00:19:25,109 Truce? 464 00:19:25,209 --> 00:19:26,042 - Truce. 465 00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:29,285 - Good. 466 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,033 Now can somebody tell me what on earth that 467 00:19:31,033 --> 00:19:32,783 cow is doing in here? 468 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:37,377 - Oh it's you. 469 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,413 - Are you okay? 470 00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:40,763 - No, I'm a bad girlfriend. 471 00:19:41,601 --> 00:19:44,201 - I'm sorry, it's just, I was embarrassed, 472 00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:46,149 and I thought you done it on purpose. 473 00:19:46,249 --> 00:19:49,823 - No I just didn't want you hiding anything from me, 474 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,837 and when I saw it I loved it so much I 475 00:19:51,937 --> 00:19:53,661 just wanted to show everyone else. 476 00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:56,299 - I know I should have just told you in the first place. 477 00:19:56,399 --> 00:19:58,725 IS there anything I can do to make it up to you? 478 00:19:58,825 --> 00:19:59,658 - Well, 479 00:20:00,669 --> 00:20:02,369 you could do the dance. 480 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,545 - (laughs) No, no, I really can't. 481 00:20:04,645 --> 00:20:05,645 - Oh please. 482 00:20:07,237 --> 00:20:08,797 - Alright, just this once, but you can never, 483 00:20:08,797 --> 00:20:10,545 never, never ask me again. 484 00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,328 - Okay guide's honour. 485 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:16,380 - I'm pretty sure that is not the girl guide's salute. 486 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,574 ♫ Oh, oh, oh 487 00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:21,265 ♫ Oh, ho 488 00:20:21,365 --> 00:20:22,698 - Don't mind me. 489 00:20:23,705 --> 00:20:24,805 - Okay no, I'm not doing it. 490 00:20:24,905 --> 00:20:25,761 - No Daniel, please, 491 00:20:25,861 --> 00:20:27,741 please, please, please. 492 00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,185 - Alright, but no laughing okay? 493 00:20:29,285 --> 00:20:30,925 - Definitely no laughing. 494 00:20:31,025 --> 00:20:33,189 ♫ Oh, wow, oh 495 00:20:33,289 --> 00:20:35,557 ♫ We're tenuous 496 00:20:35,657 --> 00:20:37,405 ♫ There's ten of us 497 00:20:37,505 --> 00:20:39,622 ♫ Things are gonna get dangerous 498 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,213 ♫ Because we're tenuous 499 00:20:41,313 --> 00:20:44,646 (laughing and clapping) 500 00:20:48,317 --> 00:20:51,342 - Well I look forward to seeing you tomorrow Mr Strong. 501 00:20:51,442 --> 00:20:52,671 - That'll certainly be a lot easier now that 502 00:20:52,671 --> 00:20:54,674 lorry has been removed. 503 00:20:54,774 --> 00:20:57,410 - Better for your walk round. 504 00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:00,427 (light rock music) 505 00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:44,747 (inspiring jingle)