1 00:00:23,427 --> 00:00:24,344 - Whatever. 2 00:00:33,075 --> 00:00:34,183 - Good morning Margaret. 3 00:00:34,183 --> 00:00:36,664 - Oh, don't talk to me Brian I might forget it. 4 00:00:36,764 --> 00:00:38,282 - Forget what? 5 00:00:38,382 --> 00:00:40,257 - Allen told me a joke last night. 6 00:00:40,357 --> 00:00:41,090 (laughing) 7 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:42,690 We were in pieces. 8 00:00:43,529 --> 00:00:44,499 - Go on then. 9 00:00:44,599 --> 00:00:46,304 - Right okay. 10 00:00:46,404 --> 00:00:49,582 So, it was this man (laughing). 11 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:52,562 Oh, I'm laughing just thinking about it. 12 00:00:52,662 --> 00:00:56,214 Anyway, okay so there were this man 13 00:00:56,314 --> 00:00:58,055 or might have been a woman 14 00:00:58,155 --> 00:00:59,602 or was it a bear. 15 00:00:59,702 --> 00:01:02,535 Anyway, they went to sleep and ... 16 00:01:04,305 --> 00:01:06,600 - Actually, I've got a joke for you Margaret. 17 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,668 Over there. 18 00:01:07,768 --> 00:01:09,018 The Blood Bank. 19 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:11,987 - I don't get it. 20 00:01:12,087 --> 00:01:14,074 - Look at them setting up a tent 21 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,683 like there is some kind of festival. 22 00:01:16,783 --> 00:01:18,389 - Oh do you think we ought to donate? 23 00:01:18,489 --> 00:01:19,704 - Absolutely not. 24 00:01:19,804 --> 00:01:21,066 I forbid it. 25 00:01:21,166 --> 00:01:21,899 - Why? 26 00:01:21,999 --> 00:01:23,077 - Clones. 27 00:01:23,177 --> 00:01:25,033 - Like at the circus. 28 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,558 - No, not clowns. 29 00:01:26,658 --> 00:01:29,674 Something ever more terrifying, human clones. 30 00:01:29,774 --> 00:01:33,254 Just one drop of blood and they've got everything they need. 31 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,854 - Oh Brian, I gave blood once. 32 00:01:36,868 --> 00:01:39,179 You don't think there's another me walking about, do ya? 33 00:01:39,279 --> 00:01:41,647 - It wouldn't surprise me. 34 00:01:41,747 --> 00:01:44,914 - Oh, maybe she's remembered the joke. 35 00:01:47,377 --> 00:01:48,210 - Morning Gavin. 36 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:49,043 - I can't talk Ian. 37 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:51,046 Cheryl seems to think she can just extend land (mumbles) 38 00:01:51,046 --> 00:01:54,072 without suffering any consequences. - It is our land. 39 00:01:54,172 --> 00:01:56,303 The boundary is quite clearly marked. 40 00:01:56,403 --> 00:01:57,320 Look, look. 41 00:01:58,178 --> 00:02:00,453 Although that can be jam. 42 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,888 Yes, it is jam. 43 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:04,395 - You wanna pave paradise and put in a parking lot. 44 00:02:04,495 --> 00:02:06,030 - Well, it's hardly paradise Gavin. 45 00:02:06,130 --> 00:02:07,463 It's Warrington. 46 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:13,087 - This market lives and dies by it's parking. 47 00:02:13,187 --> 00:02:17,020 I want a detailed copy of all your boundaries. 48 00:02:19,245 --> 00:02:20,074 Oh Sheryl. 49 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,091 - Oh Gavin. 50 00:02:36,647 --> 00:02:37,540 - Oh, it's so naughty. 51 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:38,972 - I know. 52 00:02:39,072 --> 00:02:41,198 Pretty soon I'll have no option but to pull you off 53 00:02:41,298 --> 00:02:43,995 in front of the supermarket standards committee. 54 00:02:44,095 --> 00:02:45,178 - Yes, I see. 55 00:02:46,554 --> 00:02:51,132 - They're all gonna be there Gavin, Ms.Milner, Clive Jaxbe, Graham Gulliver. 56 00:02:53,315 --> 00:02:55,551 - And what will you actually do when I'm up in front of them? 57 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:57,613 Will I be a good boy? 58 00:02:57,713 --> 00:02:59,846 Or will I be a naughty boy? 59 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,656 - You'll say you don't care what they think. 60 00:03:01,756 --> 00:03:02,489 - Yes. 61 00:03:02,589 --> 00:03:04,965 - You'll tell them they can shove their policies right (mumbles). 62 00:03:04,965 --> 00:03:05,774 - I'm sorry. 63 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:07,039 No, no, no, Shel. 64 00:03:07,139 --> 00:03:09,149 There's no way I talk a gringo of lie like that. 65 00:03:09,249 --> 00:03:10,832 You've gone to far. 66 00:03:16,285 --> 00:03:17,858 - I heard there was a tasting station. 67 00:03:17,958 --> 00:03:18,691 - I know. 68 00:03:18,791 --> 00:03:20,124 This is so exciting. 69 00:03:20,224 --> 00:03:21,172 - What is it? 70 00:03:21,272 --> 00:03:22,912 Biscuits, sausage roll. 71 00:03:23,012 --> 00:03:23,989 Not many poor prize. 72 00:03:23,989 --> 00:03:26,964 We've known about them since the 5th of June, 2013. 73 00:03:27,064 --> 00:03:27,981 What a day. 74 00:03:28,894 --> 00:03:29,811 - Red wine. 75 00:03:30,704 --> 00:03:32,022 It's great, isn't it? 76 00:03:32,122 --> 00:03:33,039 - Red wine. 77 00:03:34,317 --> 00:03:35,828 But I brought my fork. 78 00:03:35,928 --> 00:03:37,561 - I've always wanted to be a barmaid. 79 00:03:37,661 --> 00:03:39,722 Get out of my pub. 80 00:03:39,822 --> 00:03:41,965 Did I do that right? I've only ever seen one episode. 81 00:03:41,965 --> 00:03:44,162 There's a man in the village, he said I could come around and watch it 82 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:46,352 whenever I want as long as I wear shorts. 83 00:03:46,452 --> 00:03:48,281 - There no right calling it the tasting station. 84 00:03:48,281 --> 00:03:50,279 You don't taste wine, you drink it. 85 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:52,813 - Did you wanna try some wine? 86 00:03:52,913 --> 00:03:54,716 - It's not really my thing. 87 00:03:54,816 --> 00:03:56,150 My husband likes it though. 88 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:57,581 (laughing) 89 00:03:57,681 --> 00:03:59,914 - Good one, my husband. 90 00:04:00,014 --> 00:04:01,657 - I'm serious, I gotta husband. 91 00:04:01,757 --> 00:04:02,553 - Yeah right. 92 00:04:02,653 --> 00:04:04,416 And here's my wife. 93 00:04:04,516 --> 00:04:05,403 (laughing) 94 00:04:05,503 --> 00:04:07,346 - No, seriously I'm gay. 95 00:04:07,446 --> 00:04:08,483 I'm a married gay man. 96 00:04:08,583 --> 00:04:10,833 (laughing) 97 00:04:12,054 --> 00:04:14,110 - Gonna see someone special there guys. 98 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:17,543 Alright, where are the filthy magazines? 99 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,176 What? 100 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:22,267 Oh come on. 101 00:04:23,907 --> 00:04:25,740 Human, you looking at? 102 00:04:30,709 --> 00:04:33,374 - Haven't you got somewhere to be Neville? 103 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,990 - Yes, copy that. 104 00:04:35,090 --> 00:04:36,703 You're quite right, Sue. 105 00:04:36,803 --> 00:04:39,586 A butcher's work is never done. 106 00:04:39,686 --> 00:04:42,638 Alright, I shall see you at lunch time. 107 00:04:42,738 --> 00:04:45,283 I may go and give blood before that. 108 00:04:45,383 --> 00:04:48,115 - You sure that's a good idea Nev. You have loads of it to share. 109 00:04:48,215 --> 00:04:50,122 - Gina, they know me by name at that hospital. 110 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:53,221 - Maybe, you overstayed your welcome there too. 111 00:04:53,321 --> 00:04:55,048 - Yes, very good. 112 00:04:55,148 --> 00:04:57,019 - Why do you have to be such a cow all the time? 113 00:04:57,019 --> 00:04:58,199 - I'm not being a cow. 114 00:04:58,299 --> 00:05:00,881 Oh look, you dropped something. Your best mate for Neville. 115 00:05:00,981 --> 00:05:02,346 - (mumbles). 116 00:05:02,446 --> 00:05:05,489 - Attention shoppers we have a new three for two offer. 117 00:05:05,589 --> 00:05:07,022 It's when you think you have a two, 118 00:05:07,122 --> 00:05:08,524 you're quite happy with a two, 119 00:05:08,624 --> 00:05:10,032 then suddenly there's three 120 00:05:10,132 --> 00:05:12,382 and one of them's an idiot. 121 00:05:13,778 --> 00:05:17,111 - Special offer on gooseberries. Special offer on gooseberries. 122 00:05:21,208 --> 00:05:22,902 - Hey Charlie. 123 00:05:23,002 --> 00:05:24,043 - Oh hi Daniel. 124 00:05:24,143 --> 00:05:24,876 Yeah hi. 125 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:25,709 I want ... 126 00:05:25,809 --> 00:05:26,542 - I just wanted. 127 00:05:26,642 --> 00:05:27,375 You first. 128 00:05:27,475 --> 00:05:28,678 - Oh no, I actually didn't have anything to say. 129 00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:33,228 I just didn't want there to be any awkward silences. 130 00:05:33,328 --> 00:05:35,068 Oop, there it is. 131 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:37,026 Actually, I did have something I wanted to ask you. 132 00:05:37,026 --> 00:05:38,089 Oh yeah, I remember. 133 00:05:38,189 --> 00:05:41,001 I would like to book a holiday. You know, just to get away from it all. 134 00:05:41,101 --> 00:05:43,502 - I hope you don't need me. - Oh God no, no. 135 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:48,413 I just wanted a short break for 11 months or so. 136 00:05:48,513 --> 00:05:49,960 - 11 months. 137 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:51,806 - Cause I was talking to Georgia's boyfriend Jeff 138 00:05:51,806 --> 00:05:53,940 at the party last night and he actually bought a mountain 139 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,440 and he needs help setting up a ski resort in the mountain. 140 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,435 I don't actually ski but ... - Charlie, I can't give you 11 months. 141 00:05:58,535 --> 00:05:59,298 - 10. 142 00:05:59,398 --> 00:06:01,745 - No, you get 20 days like everyone else. 143 00:06:01,845 --> 00:06:02,942 - 20 days. 144 00:06:03,042 --> 00:06:04,060 - Yep. 145 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:06,637 - Are you sure you don't mean 20 weeks. - Yeah, I'm sure. 146 00:06:06,737 --> 00:06:07,746 - Or 20 months. 147 00:06:07,846 --> 00:06:11,096 - No, there aren't 20 months in a year. 148 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:15,931 - I've got it. 149 00:06:16,031 --> 00:06:17,662 - It wasn't a bear, it was a vicar 150 00:06:17,762 --> 00:06:21,143 and he was asleep when someone stepped on his fur. 151 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:24,350 Wait, it must have been a bear. 152 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,320 - Have you two got a minute. - Yes. 153 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,153 How can we help? 154 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:29,009 - Just wondered if you would be interested in giving blood. 155 00:06:29,009 --> 00:06:30,807 - Absolutely not. 156 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:31,640 - Why? 157 00:06:31,740 --> 00:06:32,760 - Clones. 158 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,574 - Exactly right. 159 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:38,841 - You can keep your tent and your stickers and your needles. 160 00:06:40,532 --> 00:06:42,186 - Brian are you scared of needles? 161 00:06:42,286 --> 00:06:43,593 - No, I'm not scared of anything. 162 00:06:43,693 --> 00:06:44,910 - Just admit it if you are. 163 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:45,817 It doesn't matter. 164 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,539 - Alright then, would someone 165 00:06:47,639 --> 00:06:50,306 who's scared of needles do this? 166 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:54,506 Oh, I'll give you blood you just name the time 167 00:06:54,606 --> 00:06:55,965 and the place, mate. 168 00:06:56,065 --> 00:06:57,573 - The blood bank today obviously. 169 00:06:57,673 --> 00:06:58,752 - Yeah. 170 00:06:58,852 --> 00:06:59,820 Good. 171 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,003 - Do you want to hear a joke, Daniel? 172 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:05,981 - Okay. 173 00:07:09,823 --> 00:07:11,743 - I just want my whole world to know. 174 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:14,491 - Me too but we've got to be discreet. 175 00:07:14,591 --> 00:07:16,589 - I want to shout it from the rooftops. 176 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:20,606 - No, health and safety would never allow that. 177 00:07:23,935 --> 00:07:25,185 That was so ... 178 00:07:26,439 --> 00:07:27,929 - One, two, three, dance floor 179 00:07:28,029 --> 00:07:29,446 and come with me. 180 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:32,858 - I'm just a manager, 181 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:37,125 stood in front of a rival manager asking her to love me. 182 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,849 - Of the usual, is it darling? 183 00:07:44,949 --> 00:07:45,682 - (mumbles). 184 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:47,825 - I want a divorce. 185 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,010 Free wine sample madam. 186 00:07:49,110 --> 00:07:50,110 - No thanks. 187 00:07:52,187 --> 00:07:53,692 - What's it like. 188 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:54,525 - I don't know. 189 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:55,458 I haven't tried it. 190 00:07:55,458 --> 00:07:57,067 - You can't sell something you haven't tried. 191 00:07:57,067 --> 00:07:58,371 - But I'm not allowed alcohol. 192 00:07:58,471 --> 00:08:00,024 Mom says, "Alcohol is the reason 193 00:08:00,124 --> 00:08:02,965 girls today can't keep their nickers on." 194 00:08:03,065 --> 00:08:04,964 But she also says that about Battingburg. 195 00:08:05,064 --> 00:08:07,633 - You need to make sure you selling a coy product. 196 00:08:07,733 --> 00:08:08,983 - You're right. 197 00:08:17,370 --> 00:08:19,233 I thought it would taste like Vimto. 198 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:23,250 - Have another one it will take the taste away. 199 00:08:30,428 --> 00:08:32,845 - Reading magazines, are you? 200 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,099 How do you do it Lisa? 201 00:08:37,199 --> 00:08:40,041 - I just start on the left and then take it word by word. 202 00:08:40,141 --> 00:08:42,020 - No no, I mean this here. 203 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:45,018 Doing the same thing day in, day out. 204 00:08:45,118 --> 00:08:46,368 It's so boring. 205 00:08:47,326 --> 00:08:49,765 - There's only two hours that matter on this job, right. 206 00:08:49,865 --> 00:08:52,141 The first hour of the day and the last, 207 00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,241 they're the longest. 208 00:08:53,341 --> 00:08:55,506 The one's in the middle you can toss all around. 209 00:08:55,606 --> 00:08:56,356 - How? 210 00:08:56,456 --> 00:08:58,832 - I don't know, you have to just like think of nothing 211 00:08:58,932 --> 00:09:02,267 and then it's like you flow out of your body. 212 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,534 I'll show you. 213 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:11,884 - Lisa. 214 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,139 Lisa. 215 00:09:19,239 --> 00:09:22,072 - Thank you for shopping at Valco. 216 00:09:26,896 --> 00:09:27,629 - Lis. 217 00:09:27,729 --> 00:09:28,462 Lis. 218 00:09:28,562 --> 00:09:29,395 Lisa. 219 00:09:30,889 --> 00:09:32,889 Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis, Lis. 220 00:09:33,776 --> 00:09:34,509 Oh, not again. 221 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:35,342 Lisa. 222 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:36,413 - Wow, where's Charlie? 223 00:09:36,513 --> 00:09:37,382 - Right. 224 00:09:37,482 --> 00:09:40,054 Do you know that hotel you've always wanted to stay in? 225 00:09:40,154 --> 00:09:41,456 - One of the M6. 226 00:09:41,556 --> 00:09:42,605 - Get it booked babe. 227 00:09:42,705 --> 00:09:44,955 We've just won the lottery. 228 00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:53,400 - There's a lost child at the customer services desk. 229 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:56,974 That's a child at customer services. 230 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,149 - Good morning ladies. 231 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,623 What a wonderful day to be alive. 232 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:01,456 - Not now Gavin. 233 00:10:01,556 --> 00:10:02,452 - Yeah, leave here. 234 00:10:02,552 --> 00:10:04,531 - Well, I gotta check the stock in the meat counter 235 00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:08,531 cause I gotta couple of grumpy chops right here. 236 00:10:09,366 --> 00:10:10,866 Yeah, point taken. 237 00:10:15,107 --> 00:10:15,840 - Hurry up. 238 00:10:15,940 --> 00:10:17,632 They'll be married by the time we get this finished. 239 00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:20,156 - Some of us actually take it into pride in our blackmailing. 240 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:22,324 - But Colin, just give me that. 241 00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:23,257 - Oh. 242 00:10:25,054 --> 00:10:26,699 Look at that. 243 00:10:26,799 --> 00:10:30,554 This woman has slept with over 500 fellas. 244 00:10:30,654 --> 00:10:32,345 - That's my cousin Kelly. 245 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:35,651 Oh, she's the first one in the family to make it in a magazine. 246 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:36,873 I always told her right, 247 00:10:36,973 --> 00:10:40,430 keep plugging away and you'll make it. 248 00:10:40,530 --> 00:10:41,575 I'm so proud of her. 249 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,085 - You should be proud. 250 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,611 You would've made that number if it wasn't for me. 251 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:45,344 Wouldn't ya? 252 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:46,283 - Yeah. 253 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:50,534 - Well maybe I am (mumbles). You'll just have to find out for yourself. 254 00:10:50,634 --> 00:10:51,467 Oh Cheryl. 255 00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:56,464 You really are the pound in my trolley. 256 00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:58,091 Yes, it's our first fight. 257 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,711 I better get back to work too. 258 00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:03,372 All play and no work make's Gavin a dull boy. 259 00:11:03,472 --> 00:11:04,472 Yes, I knew. 260 00:11:14,186 --> 00:11:15,519 Alice in Chains. 261 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,251 I know about you and Cher. 262 00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:29,814 That was one album. 263 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:32,761 I know about you and Cheryl. 264 00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:33,694 Oh right. 265 00:11:37,569 --> 00:11:38,402 - Three. 266 00:11:40,062 --> 00:11:40,895 Two. 267 00:11:42,355 --> 00:11:43,188 One. 268 00:11:44,661 --> 00:11:46,994 (screaming) 269 00:11:49,139 --> 00:11:50,140 - Hello, Charlie love. 270 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:51,073 - Hi. 271 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,141 Wait, a seagull stole my name badge. 272 00:11:57,241 --> 00:11:58,306 How do you know who I am? 273 00:11:58,406 --> 00:12:01,239 I know all the regular staff here. 274 00:12:08,048 --> 00:12:11,700 - I don't know Rosie but someone knows. 275 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,967 - Try not to panic, Gavin. 276 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:17,526 - Oh (mumbles). 277 00:12:21,089 --> 00:12:21,822 - Hello. 278 00:12:21,922 --> 00:12:23,422 Daniel just walked into the room. 279 00:12:23,522 --> 00:12:25,423 - Sorry Gavin, I just grabbed the ... 280 00:12:25,523 --> 00:12:26,964 - Hello. 281 00:12:27,064 --> 00:12:27,809 - Yeah. 282 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:29,118 Hello. 283 00:12:29,218 --> 00:12:32,051 - [Cheryl] Are you alright Gavin? - You alright there Gavin. 284 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,148 Said ... 285 00:12:33,248 --> 00:12:35,060 - Fine, you don't need to keep asking. 286 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,512 - [Cheryl] What's wrong with him. - What's wrong with you. 287 00:12:37,612 --> 00:12:40,219 - I just don't wanna mix work with my personal life, that's all. 288 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:44,083 - [Cheryl] You look so sexy when you're flustered. 289 00:12:44,183 --> 00:12:44,916 - What was that? 290 00:12:45,016 --> 00:12:48,020 - I said you'd look sexy in custard. 291 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,660 Definitely you're colour yellow. 292 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,927 I'll make a note of it when we get the new uniforms. 293 00:12:55,464 --> 00:12:57,321 - Okay, thank you. 294 00:12:57,421 --> 00:12:58,504 - No problem. 295 00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:06,323 - Oh Daniel was in the room. 296 00:13:06,423 --> 00:13:07,835 - Yeah exactly. 297 00:13:07,935 --> 00:13:10,268 - Well you should have said. 298 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:15,092 - Brian, you look ever so pale. 299 00:13:15,192 --> 00:13:17,691 Are you sure you're not worried about that silly needle? 300 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,479 - Do I look worried? 301 00:13:19,579 --> 00:13:21,900 - You do look very worried, yes. 302 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,289 Look there's nothing to be afraid of. 303 00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:27,476 Just don't think about him sliding that needle in 304 00:13:27,576 --> 00:13:29,271 and sucking all your blood out. 305 00:13:29,371 --> 00:13:30,984 - Please stop. 306 00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,781 - Well, I doubt that they'll be anything that'll go wrong. 307 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:37,438 And anyway what is the worst thing that can happen. 308 00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:38,788 - Brian, Brian. 309 00:13:39,915 --> 00:13:41,992 - I think they're calling ya. - No, they're not. 310 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:43,051 - Brian. 311 00:13:43,151 --> 00:13:43,884 - They are. 312 00:13:43,984 --> 00:13:47,463 They're calling your name. - No, no, they're saying Byron. 313 00:13:48,948 --> 00:13:51,130 - Hello, he's here. 314 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,178 - Margaret for ... 315 00:13:52,278 --> 00:13:53,012 - You Brian? 316 00:13:53,112 --> 00:13:54,460 - Yes sorry. 317 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:56,856 I thought you were saying Byron. 318 00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:58,623 Okay, let's do this. 319 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,434 - A customer knew my name. 320 00:14:07,534 --> 00:14:08,367 - Okay. 321 00:14:09,356 --> 00:14:11,132 - That's my life now. 322 00:14:11,232 --> 00:14:13,352 Meeting the same people everyday. 323 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:17,256 Working here until I was old as Lisa. 324 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,056 - Lisa's four months younger than you. 325 00:14:21,156 --> 00:14:22,866 - I think I need to leave. 326 00:14:22,966 --> 00:14:26,224 I mean, don't get me wrong everyone here is great. 327 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,602 I came here to learn and now I've totally nailed this job 328 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:33,348 and there's nothing left for me to learn. - Not strictly um ... 329 00:14:33,448 --> 00:14:36,188 Okay, I mean I don't wanna see you go 330 00:14:36,288 --> 00:14:38,351 but if you wanna leave why don't you just leave? 331 00:14:38,451 --> 00:14:39,248 - Just leave. 332 00:14:39,348 --> 00:14:42,355 Daddy never let me quit anything. One time he made me spend an entire summer 333 00:14:42,355 --> 00:14:46,468 finishing a Rubik's cube but I could get fired. 334 00:14:46,568 --> 00:14:49,897 Daddy wouldn't think it was my fault if I got the sack. 335 00:14:49,997 --> 00:14:51,067 Do you have any matches? 336 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:54,122 I'm going to set fire to Gavin's car. - No, don't do that. 337 00:14:55,085 --> 00:14:56,335 I can fire you. 338 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:58,441 - Oh no, Daniel. 339 00:14:58,541 --> 00:15:00,254 No, I couldn't let you do that. 340 00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:02,621 No, Daddy would never forgive you. - I'll risk it. 341 00:15:02,721 --> 00:15:03,871 He seems to like me. 342 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,123 Let me do it for you. 343 00:15:05,223 --> 00:15:06,056 - Really. 344 00:15:08,672 --> 00:15:10,990 - Verbal abuse is a sackabal offence. 345 00:15:11,090 --> 00:15:12,580 You could verbally abuse me. 346 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,263 - Good idea Daniel. 347 00:15:15,371 --> 00:15:17,046 You massive idiot. 348 00:15:17,146 --> 00:15:18,842 - This is your final warning. 349 00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:23,046 - Well maybe this is your final warning Daniel, 350 00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:26,563 you massive ass idiot but an adorable one 351 00:15:28,545 --> 00:15:30,896 who can't cook but is a good kisser 352 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,530 and has made working here very fun. 353 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:36,797 But is still a massive fly ridden pile of ass waste. 354 00:15:40,095 --> 00:15:42,012 - Alright you're fired. 355 00:15:43,405 --> 00:15:45,692 - Thank you Lord sugar. 356 00:15:45,792 --> 00:15:47,246 You're actually quite like him. 357 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:50,320 I must tell him that the next time I see him. 358 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:51,977 - Oh right, Colin, Colin. 359 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,660 - Give us a chance. 360 00:15:57,194 --> 00:15:57,927 - Hello. 361 00:15:58,027 --> 00:15:59,882 - I know your secret. 362 00:15:59,982 --> 00:16:00,715 - Sorry. 363 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:01,653 Who is this? 364 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:04,739 - I'm someone who knows your secret. 365 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,763 - Lisa, is that you? 366 00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:07,696 - No. 367 00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:11,213 - Voulez vous your dirty secret. 368 00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:14,396 - Don't talk the french. - Your dirty, dirty secret. 369 00:16:17,086 --> 00:16:20,106 - How did you know it was us? 370 00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,029 - It came up as Lisa's phone. 371 00:16:22,129 --> 00:16:23,353 - Oh yeah, wouldn't it. 372 00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:27,259 - Well Gavin, we still know your dirty little secret. 373 00:16:27,359 --> 00:16:29,269 - Colin I will not be blackmailed. 374 00:16:29,369 --> 00:16:30,800 - Oh no, everyone ... 375 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:32,031 - Hey Colin. 376 00:16:32,131 --> 00:16:33,119 - Give us your watch. 377 00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:34,490 - What? 378 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:35,323 No. 379 00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:36,855 - Right, you have to give us summer. 380 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:38,187 - Oh, what about booze. 381 00:16:38,287 --> 00:16:39,287 You love booze. 382 00:16:39,387 --> 00:16:41,078 A case of cider. 383 00:16:41,178 --> 00:16:42,201 - And fags. 384 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:43,718 - Absolutely not. 385 00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:46,578 You have a box of broken biscuits. 386 00:16:46,578 --> 00:16:49,826 That really is the best that I could offer. 387 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,759 - Okay, but this ain't over Gavin. 388 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,302 - Hey, do you wanna wine on me. 389 00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:00,059 Have a wine on me. Just have on me. 390 00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:02,159 Don't walk away from me. 391 00:17:07,229 --> 00:17:08,925 - I can't stand the stress of this. 392 00:17:09,025 --> 00:17:11,115 My stomach's just turning into knots. 393 00:17:11,215 --> 00:17:12,752 - I'll see you at dinner at mine tonight then. 394 00:17:12,752 --> 00:17:16,919 - That's the best offer in this entire supermarket. 395 00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:20,660 Sorry Cheryl, you have to keep this out of the office. 396 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,945 I feel like I'm breaking some sort of a law. 397 00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:23,778 - You are Gavin. 398 00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:26,228 The laws of attraction because I have never felt 399 00:17:26,328 --> 00:17:28,690 like this about anyone before in my life. 400 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,873 - Insult the bloody laws. 401 00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:39,297 - I always knew that I was special Margaret. 402 00:17:39,397 --> 00:17:40,937 - What did they say your type was? 403 00:17:41,037 --> 00:17:44,305 - You mean apart from incredibly rare and sought after. 404 00:17:44,405 --> 00:17:45,739 B negative. 405 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:47,684 - Oh, that suits ya. 406 00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:50,240 - See, they're shutting up now. 407 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,590 They've peaked. 408 00:17:59,962 --> 00:18:04,013 - So, have that parking court filed immediately Cheryl. 409 00:18:04,113 --> 00:18:06,069 - Oh Gavin, come here. 410 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,330 - Oh great. 411 00:18:07,430 --> 00:18:09,201 Right now everyone knows. 412 00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:12,478 Why because you two had to go do it in public 413 00:18:12,578 --> 00:18:15,235 like a couple of perverts. 414 00:18:15,335 --> 00:18:16,557 Right, I'm having these. 415 00:18:16,657 --> 00:18:18,354 - I said broken biscuits there Colin. 416 00:18:18,454 --> 00:18:21,700 - No, (mumbles). 417 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,631 Happy now Gavin. 418 00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:25,616 (laughing) 419 00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:26,449 - Oh that was. 420 00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:27,595 - It was. 421 00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:30,479 - I can't believe Gavin's sleeping with the enemy. 422 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:31,412 - I know. 423 00:18:34,303 --> 00:18:35,942 - I am sorry Linda. 424 00:18:36,042 --> 00:18:38,042 - Oh Mae, I'm sorry too. 425 00:18:40,062 --> 00:18:42,677 (mumbles). 426 00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:43,793 - (mumbles) 427 00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:45,211 Gavin's face. 428 00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:49,307 - I know, he totally offered me two weeks. 429 00:18:49,407 --> 00:18:51,574 (mumbles) 430 00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,207 - Hello, my love. 431 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:57,201 Have I got the romantic evening lined up for us. 432 00:18:57,301 --> 00:18:59,578 - Sorry Nev, me and Sue are going out tonight. 433 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:01,011 - Right you are. 434 00:19:03,062 --> 00:19:06,603 - Ian, don't suppose you fancy a couple's massage this evening. 435 00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:08,664 - I don't mind if I do. 436 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:12,514 I must warn you massages make me very cuddly. 437 00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,410 - You know Daniel Wilson, I think you might have been 438 00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,841 the most normal boyfriend I've ever had. 439 00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:24,053 - And you Charlie are definitely 440 00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:26,567 not the most normal girlfriend I've ever had. 441 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:29,744 - What a normal, I'm just Charlie from the block. 442 00:19:29,844 --> 00:19:31,230 - There's a helicopter outside. 443 00:19:31,330 --> 00:19:32,215 - Oh yes, that's mine. 444 00:19:32,315 --> 00:19:33,148 Thank you. 445 00:19:34,282 --> 00:19:35,734 Goodbye Daniel. 446 00:19:35,834 --> 00:19:36,776 - Goodbye Charlie. 447 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:39,494 I hope all your dreams come true. - No. 448 00:19:39,594 --> 00:19:42,749 - I hear we're losing you Charlie. 449 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,057 - Daniel sacked me. 450 00:19:44,157 --> 00:19:46,723 - Alright will you stop telling everyone that. 451 00:19:46,823 --> 00:19:50,290 - Well, we're all gonna miss you here. Not in any practical sense obviously 452 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,428 but emotionally you'll be missed. 453 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:55,445 - Come here little guy. 454 00:19:56,307 --> 00:19:57,890 I love you so much. 455 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,349 Okay. 456 00:20:03,896 --> 00:20:05,509 Bye Daniel. 457 00:20:05,609 --> 00:20:07,109 - Goodbye Charlie. 458 00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,044 - Two boys. 459 00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,324 - She had real spirit Charlie 460 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,732 - Yeah. 461 00:20:18,832 --> 00:20:21,008 You know I think we actually taught her something. 462 00:20:21,008 --> 00:20:21,841 - Yeah. 463 00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:25,251 No, no we didn't. 464 00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:29,541 Should we just ... 465 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,146 - Oh Dr.Bryan I've remembered the punch line. 466 00:20:35,246 --> 00:20:36,503 - Go on. 467 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:39,870 - At the end she gives the vicar a blowdry. 468 00:20:39,970 --> 00:20:41,117 (laughing). 469 00:20:41,217 --> 00:20:42,986 Oh was it a blow dry. 470 00:20:43,086 --> 00:20:44,586 - Yes, yes it was. 471 00:20:45,459 --> 00:20:47,709 (laughing) 472 00:20:50,891 --> 00:20:51,673 - Is she alright? 473 00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:54,180 - This one is non alcoholic, you know. 474 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:57,030 (relaxing music) 475 00:21:05,104 --> 00:21:06,271 - Come on Nev. 476 00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:15,107 - They've gone all powdery. 477 00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,458 - Still edible, look. 478 00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,758 - I can't eat them like that. 479 00:21:18,858 --> 00:21:21,608 (relaxing music)