1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:02,528 - Valco. 2 00:00:02,628 --> 00:00:05,500 - Serves you right. - I've prepared something. 3 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:06,333 (laughing) 4 00:00:06,433 --> 00:00:08,099 - You should just stop that. - Don't forget our brilliant... 5 00:00:08,099 --> 00:00:09,173 (laughing) 6 00:00:09,273 --> 00:00:10,464 - From booze to biscuits. 7 00:00:10,564 --> 00:00:11,472 - Red hot deals. 8 00:00:11,572 --> 00:00:12,669 - A lot of two for ones. 9 00:00:12,769 --> 00:00:15,237 - The finest butchers, the freshest meat. 10 00:00:15,337 --> 00:00:17,284 - The friendly staff always happy to help. 11 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:18,591 - Am I getting paid for this? 12 00:00:18,691 --> 00:00:20,025 - Don't forget the Valco tick. 13 00:00:20,125 --> 00:00:22,251 - Everyone always gets it wrong, it's definitely that way. 14 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:23,064 - Tick. 15 00:00:23,164 --> 00:00:24,295 - Serves you right. 16 00:00:24,395 --> 00:00:27,428 - [All] Valco, serves you right. 17 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,195 - Now with added pleasure foods. 18 00:00:32,611 --> 00:00:35,944 (whooping and shouting) 19 00:00:41,961 --> 00:00:42,961 - Stop that? 20 00:00:44,028 --> 00:00:45,361 Oh god, oh dear. 21 00:00:46,602 --> 00:00:48,507 (laughing) 22 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:50,525 I don't know why I let you talk me into doing that. 23 00:00:50,525 --> 00:00:52,454 - Oh, it was so much fun though, wasn't it? 24 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:54,016 - I tell you, if head office saw me doing that, 25 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:55,860 they'd drag me over the coals, but yes, 26 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,395 (laughing) it was fun! 27 00:00:57,495 --> 00:01:00,156 - (laughing) You see, you love it when we do new stuff. 28 00:01:00,256 --> 00:01:01,640 - Cheryl Fairweather, you should be on aisle nine 29 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,399 with the rest of the souls. (both laughing) 30 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:08,681 - Oh, oh right, well, I better hit the road. 31 00:01:08,781 --> 00:01:09,514 - Well already? 32 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:11,304 No, I can't go another week without you. 33 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:13,297 - Oh, yes you can. 34 00:01:13,397 --> 00:01:15,946 Now, come on, we both knew this long distance relationship 35 00:01:15,946 --> 00:01:17,987 would be tough, but look at it this way, 36 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:19,485 a week apart will give you time 37 00:01:19,585 --> 00:01:21,911 to get your strength back after yesterday. 38 00:01:22,011 --> 00:01:24,496 - God, oh Cheryl, people could hear. - No, let 'em. 39 00:01:24,596 --> 00:01:26,454 - And how many times should you take it? 40 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,222 - Four. - Before or after meals? 41 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,605 - Before. - Are you sure? 42 00:01:30,705 --> 00:01:31,829 - Yes. 43 00:01:31,929 --> 00:01:34,366 - Go on then, you're ready. 44 00:01:34,466 --> 00:01:36,111 - Two fat ladies, four. 45 00:01:36,211 --> 00:01:38,945 10 Five E, what do I get for 10 Five E?! 46 00:01:39,045 --> 00:01:41,024 - That says "Lose". 47 00:01:41,124 --> 00:01:43,090 - Oh (laughing). 48 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,269 Hey, there were a woman on local news 49 00:01:45,369 --> 00:01:49,241 and she won 10,000 pound, but she lost her card. 50 00:01:49,341 --> 00:01:50,664 - So, what happened next? 51 00:01:50,764 --> 00:01:52,236 - The weather, the One Show, 52 00:01:52,336 --> 00:01:55,627 ooh they had the man on who could see into the past. 53 00:01:55,727 --> 00:01:58,746 Right another one, ooh can I have a new coin please, Brian? 54 00:01:58,846 --> 00:02:01,554 - Margaret, you don't need a new coin for every... 55 00:02:01,654 --> 00:02:03,654 Oh alright, there ya go. 56 00:02:07,731 --> 00:02:10,304 - Ooh a cat, ooh no, oh! 57 00:02:10,404 --> 00:02:11,418 Alan hates cats. 58 00:02:11,518 --> 00:02:13,484 - You haven't won a cat. 59 00:02:13,584 --> 00:02:16,615 - How come you're in before Neville? Don't you get the bus in together? 60 00:02:16,715 --> 00:02:17,448 - Not anymore. 61 00:02:17,548 --> 00:02:20,340 Can't stand him singing to me. - Why, what does he sing? 62 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,369 ♫ Linda, Linda, I love you 63 00:02:22,469 --> 00:02:25,092 ♫ Even when you make me blue 64 00:02:25,192 --> 00:02:26,763 - Oh yeah that'd get on my tits too. 65 00:02:26,863 --> 00:02:29,176 - Yeah, so now I take the bus and he walks. 66 00:02:29,276 --> 00:02:32,554 It's only six miles and he likes exercise. (laughing) 67 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:34,361 - [Neville] There she is. 68 00:02:34,461 --> 00:02:37,702 ♫ Linda, Linda, I love you 69 00:02:37,802 --> 00:02:39,757 ♫ Even when you make me 70 00:02:39,857 --> 00:02:40,821 - [Both] Keep walking 71 00:02:40,921 --> 00:02:42,254 - Right you are. 72 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,785 - Morning, got you a present. 73 00:02:45,885 --> 00:02:47,751 - CD player, are you from the 90's? 74 00:02:47,851 --> 00:02:50,363 - Had to confiscate it from the bakers. A customer complained 75 00:02:50,363 --> 00:02:53,196 said they caught 'em listening to porn. - Listening to porn? 76 00:02:53,296 --> 00:02:54,867 - Listening. 77 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:57,250 - Filthy Girls Erotica. 78 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,767 Listener's Wives. 79 00:03:00,394 --> 00:03:01,234 Adele. 80 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:02,670 - They just really like Adele, 81 00:03:02,770 --> 00:03:04,948 well anyway can you pop that in the office please. 82 00:03:04,948 --> 00:03:05,714 - Sure. 83 00:03:05,814 --> 00:03:07,922 Sorry I didn't get you anything. - Well, don't worry, 84 00:03:08,022 --> 00:03:10,283 you'll have to give me something later then, won't you? 85 00:03:10,283 --> 00:03:11,116 - Ah. 86 00:03:13,463 --> 00:03:15,151 God that's so sexy. 87 00:03:15,251 --> 00:03:15,984 - Yeah. 88 00:03:16,084 --> 00:03:18,144 What else would you like me give ya? 89 00:03:18,244 --> 00:03:19,084 - Egg and chips. 90 00:03:19,184 --> 00:03:20,739 - Well you kind of ruined the moment a bit there, 91 00:03:20,739 --> 00:03:22,222 bring it back, bring it back. 92 00:03:22,322 --> 00:03:23,668 - You love my dippy eggs. 93 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:26,106 - Oh I love your dippy egg on my chin. 94 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:26,972 Oh Neville. 95 00:03:27,072 --> 00:03:27,805 Neville. 96 00:03:27,905 --> 00:03:29,942 Slicer, knackered again. 97 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:31,799 Could you just come and have a quick look? 98 00:03:31,899 --> 00:03:34,472 - Ah, it's actually broken this time? 99 00:03:34,572 --> 00:03:35,430 - Yeah. 100 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:38,135 - You're not just trying to trap my tie again (screams) 101 00:03:38,235 --> 00:03:39,068 - Ah yes. 102 00:03:41,101 --> 00:03:44,156 - Don't get me wrong, I love this workplace banter. 103 00:03:44,256 --> 00:03:46,260 It's just this is the fifth time this month, 104 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,500 so please let me out. 105 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,158 - If I let you out Neville, 106 00:03:50,258 --> 00:03:52,336 you, you won't learn your lesson will ya? 107 00:03:52,436 --> 00:03:56,408 So I'm doing this for your own good. - You are so immature sometimes. 108 00:03:56,508 --> 00:03:58,066 - Thank you, I really appreciate it. 109 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:01,356 (machine whirs) (Neville screams) 110 00:04:01,456 --> 00:04:02,623 - Home strike. 111 00:04:04,348 --> 00:04:05,515 See you later. 112 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,307 - Ooh, CD's, anything good? 113 00:04:13,407 --> 00:04:14,619 - Not really your thing. 114 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:16,952 - I dunno, you'd be surprised what I'm into. 115 00:04:17,052 --> 00:04:19,716 Hell's teeth, absolutely not. 116 00:04:19,816 --> 00:04:21,279 - Bakers. 117 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:24,029 So how was your weekend with the lovely Cheryl? 118 00:04:24,129 --> 00:04:25,917 - Oh it was great. 119 00:04:26,017 --> 00:04:29,256 I'm exhausted, we had a 20 mile bike ride on Sunday 120 00:04:29,356 --> 00:04:34,019 and then, some, a fair amount of other physical activity 121 00:04:34,119 --> 00:04:35,764 if you catch me drift. 122 00:04:35,864 --> 00:04:36,866 - Ew. 123 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:37,967 - I'm sorry Daniel, 124 00:04:38,067 --> 00:04:42,839 I have absolutely no idea where that filth came from. 125 00:04:42,939 --> 00:04:43,672 - What's the fax? 126 00:04:43,772 --> 00:04:45,376 - Oh it's a rather ridiculous message 127 00:04:45,476 --> 00:04:47,881 from our glorious interim leader. 128 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:50,102 "The Christmas period was so successful 129 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:53,047 "let's try and make every period that successful." 130 00:04:53,147 --> 00:04:54,582 The man's an idiot. 131 00:04:54,682 --> 00:04:57,416 - So, no news on a new area manager then? 132 00:04:57,516 --> 00:05:00,361 - Nothing, it's all pretty slim pickings out there. 133 00:05:00,461 --> 00:05:02,143 - What about Keith from Stockport? 134 00:05:02,243 --> 00:05:05,485 - Keith Forest, I mean, he's good branch but he's not area. 135 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:06,318 - Roxanne Lane? 136 00:05:06,418 --> 00:05:07,151 - No branch. 137 00:05:07,251 --> 00:05:07,984 - Marcus Ford? 138 00:05:08,084 --> 00:05:08,817 - Branch. 139 00:05:08,917 --> 00:05:09,650 - Nathan Peas? 140 00:05:09,750 --> 00:05:12,563 - (laughs) he's branch. 141 00:05:12,663 --> 00:05:14,815 - Fast, effective and non evasive. 142 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,041 That's like my sex life. 143 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,773 (laughing) 144 00:05:17,873 --> 00:05:19,345 - How's front of house? 145 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,190 Is it still a policy to have catalogue models 146 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,711 on customer services? 147 00:05:22,811 --> 00:05:25,446 - As if anyone's stupid enough to go for lines like that. 148 00:05:25,546 --> 00:05:27,277 - Great, you think I look like a model? 149 00:05:27,377 --> 00:05:29,282 Shut up, do ya? 150 00:05:29,382 --> 00:05:30,115 No way. 151 00:05:30,215 --> 00:05:30,948 Do ya? 152 00:05:31,048 --> 00:05:32,351 - Of course she's stupid enough. 153 00:05:32,451 --> 00:05:33,650 - Duncan Trench. 154 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,655 New rep from Pleasure Foods. 155 00:05:35,755 --> 00:05:37,623 Single and ready to mingle. 156 00:05:37,723 --> 00:05:38,456 (laughing) 157 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:39,702 Here to see Gavin Strong. 158 00:05:39,802 --> 00:05:41,302 Here, have a card. 159 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,516 Give the boss man a bell will ya love? 160 00:05:44,616 --> 00:05:47,230 While I'm here, do you do returns? 161 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,506 'Cause you've taken this guys breath away. 162 00:05:49,606 --> 00:05:51,464 (laughing) 163 00:05:51,564 --> 00:05:52,922 Bit of retail based flirting. 164 00:05:53,022 --> 00:05:54,569 (laughing) 165 00:05:54,669 --> 00:05:58,419 - Gavin, there's a moron down here to see ya. 166 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:07,487 - (laughing) Shut up. 167 00:06:07,587 --> 00:06:09,826 - Honestly you could do music videos. 168 00:06:09,926 --> 00:06:11,732 Though if you came on the screen at my gym, 169 00:06:11,832 --> 00:06:13,799 I'd drop the weights. 170 00:06:13,899 --> 00:06:14,732 All 130K. 171 00:06:16,438 --> 00:06:17,524 It's what I bench. 172 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:19,108 - (laughing) stop it. 173 00:06:19,208 --> 00:06:21,372 - Yeah, please stop it. 174 00:06:21,472 --> 00:06:22,205 - Ah yes. 175 00:06:22,305 --> 00:06:24,162 Can I help you? 176 00:06:24,262 --> 00:06:26,685 - Ah, Duncan Trench, Pleasure Foods. 177 00:06:26,785 --> 00:06:28,727 Delighted to be your news sales rep. 178 00:06:28,827 --> 00:06:30,100 Here have a card. 179 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,709 - Ah right, thank you. 180 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:35,731 "Duncan Trench, putting the sales into sales rep." 181 00:06:35,831 --> 00:06:37,810 I'm not completely sure that that makes sense. 182 00:06:37,910 --> 00:06:39,171 - It's genius eh? 183 00:06:39,271 --> 00:06:41,349 Have you noticed the thing about the size? 184 00:06:41,449 --> 00:06:43,762 - Oh yes, it's very large isn't it. 185 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:47,203 It doesn't quite fit into my wallet. - Exactly, stands out. 186 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:48,205 Memorable. 187 00:06:48,305 --> 00:06:49,294 - Yeah, right. 188 00:06:49,394 --> 00:06:51,312 Listen the thing is that we normally deal with 189 00:06:51,312 --> 00:06:52,895 gentle Ben from Pleasure Foods, 190 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:54,628 is he on holiday or something? 191 00:06:54,728 --> 00:06:55,902 - A very long one. 192 00:06:56,002 --> 00:06:57,029 Dead. 193 00:06:57,129 --> 00:06:57,962 Car, bus. 194 00:06:58,849 --> 00:07:00,073 Goodnight. 195 00:07:00,173 --> 00:07:02,239 Still, every cloud eh? 196 00:07:02,339 --> 00:07:05,209 Meet your new superior sales rep. 197 00:07:05,309 --> 00:07:07,077 - Gentle Ben is dead. 198 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:09,268 Oh, I think I need to sit down. 199 00:07:09,368 --> 00:07:12,102 I think I might lean if you don't mind? 200 00:07:12,202 --> 00:07:12,994 - Ooh! 201 00:07:13,094 --> 00:07:14,960 I've won 10 pound (laughs). 202 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,980 Oh Brian, I've never won 10 pound before. 203 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,517 - Don't get too excited, I mean look how many you've played. 204 00:07:20,617 --> 00:07:22,064 There must be 50 odd there. 205 00:07:22,164 --> 00:07:25,121 10 pounds won't cover it, it's a mugs game. 206 00:07:25,221 --> 00:07:27,971 - Don't be silly, these are free. 207 00:07:29,221 --> 00:07:30,054 - What? 208 00:07:31,225 --> 00:07:33,748 - Scratchcards, they don't cost money. 209 00:07:33,848 --> 00:07:37,189 - Margaret, where did you get the cards? - They where on the kiosk and I thought 210 00:07:37,289 --> 00:07:39,033 "ooh, they look like a bit of fun." 211 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:42,436 And then I thought "I wonder if Alan will notice if I only 212 00:07:42,536 --> 00:07:44,923 "put half the mince in the shepherd's pie tonight?" 213 00:07:45,023 --> 00:07:47,831 - Forget about the shepherd's pie. 214 00:07:47,931 --> 00:07:49,700 - Sorry, it's all I can think of now. 215 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,882 - Look, Margaret, these cards cost two pounds each. 216 00:07:52,982 --> 00:07:55,529 I mean, how many have you played? 217 00:07:55,629 --> 00:07:57,113 - 60. 218 00:07:57,213 --> 00:07:59,712 - That's 120, well minus the 10 you won, 219 00:07:59,812 --> 00:08:02,645 you owe the kiosk till 110 pounds. 220 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:06,420 - Oh, that's nearly 100 pound. 221 00:08:09,167 --> 00:08:10,478 - Any chance of Pleasure Foods 222 00:08:10,578 --> 00:08:12,309 getting some more shelf space? 223 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,377 - No, no, you've got your allocated shelving. 224 00:08:14,477 --> 00:08:17,032 - Yeah, that could be your answer. 225 00:08:17,132 --> 00:08:19,000 Or you could say yes, 226 00:08:19,100 --> 00:08:23,017 and be the proud owner of new second hand Audi. 227 00:08:25,139 --> 00:08:26,932 - Are you trying to bribe me? 228 00:08:27,032 --> 00:08:28,171 - No. 229 00:08:28,271 --> 00:08:29,188 I'm joking. 230 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:32,031 Unless you want a bribe, do you want a bribe? 231 00:08:32,031 --> 00:08:33,281 No, I'm joking. 232 00:08:36,337 --> 00:08:37,909 - Humours a very important part of retail, 233 00:08:37,909 --> 00:08:39,443 but I think making a joke about shelf space 234 00:08:39,443 --> 00:08:41,229 is very close to the knuckle. 235 00:08:41,329 --> 00:08:45,037 - Well here's the plan, you and me, tour of the store. 236 00:08:45,137 --> 00:08:47,759 You're the lion, show me your jungle. 237 00:08:47,859 --> 00:08:52,028 - Unfortunately this lion has a smaller pride 238 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:53,795 of lions and tigers. 239 00:08:54,999 --> 00:08:59,131 So, um, I've got a lot on is what I'm trying to say. 240 00:08:59,231 --> 00:09:00,988 - Absolutely, I'll look round on my own. 241 00:09:01,088 --> 00:09:03,505 You won't even know I'm here. 242 00:09:04,528 --> 00:09:07,028 Duncan Trench, Pleasure Foods. 243 00:09:07,128 --> 00:09:08,661 Duncan Trench, Pleasure Foods. 244 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:10,442 - Can I have a card? 245 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:11,375 - No. 246 00:09:12,436 --> 00:09:13,734 Mind if I join ya? 247 00:09:13,834 --> 00:09:15,009 Lovely Linda. 248 00:09:15,109 --> 00:09:16,803 - No, this is my boyfriend, Neville. 249 00:09:16,903 --> 00:09:19,192 - Oh for fucks sake. 250 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,615 - Seems nice. 251 00:09:20,715 --> 00:09:21,548 - Gavin? 252 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:24,579 - Ah, how Big Len? 253 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:27,792 - I see they're still keeping you on here you toe rag. 254 00:09:27,892 --> 00:09:30,049 - Well they've not fired me yet, touch wood. 255 00:09:30,149 --> 00:09:31,014 How's Gene? 256 00:09:31,114 --> 00:09:32,723 - Well, jealous of all the calls I'm getting 257 00:09:32,723 --> 00:09:34,681 from Kate Moss, begging me to run away with her. 258 00:09:34,681 --> 00:09:36,434 (laughing) 259 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,502 - Oh dear, we've been doing this banter for years 260 00:09:38,502 --> 00:09:42,436 and oh Big Len, it's as funny now as it was then. 261 00:09:42,536 --> 00:09:44,218 Great stuff. 262 00:09:44,318 --> 00:09:46,310 - Chocolate fizz, what's that? 263 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:48,612 - Oh, it's a fizzy chocolate flavoured juice. 264 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,319 Seems very popular. 265 00:09:50,419 --> 00:09:51,472 - I'll take one. 266 00:09:51,572 --> 00:09:53,847 - Just one, it's three for two. 267 00:09:53,947 --> 00:09:56,743 Why not treat yourself? - Oh Gavin, you've twisted me arm. 268 00:09:56,843 --> 00:09:58,352 I'll take three. 269 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:01,452 - Still got it strong, still got it. 270 00:10:06,100 --> 00:10:06,933 - I don't understand. 271 00:10:06,933 --> 00:10:09,453 Normally when you annoy the bakers, they get their own back. 272 00:10:09,553 --> 00:10:11,321 Remember the time they stabbed Neville? 273 00:10:11,421 --> 00:10:12,496 - See, I'm not Neville. 274 00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:15,553 They have this thing with me called respect. 275 00:10:15,653 --> 00:10:17,880 - There they are, the lovebirds. 276 00:10:17,980 --> 00:10:19,241 - We're not lovebirds. 277 00:10:19,341 --> 00:10:20,703 - Not what it looks like 'ere. 278 00:10:20,803 --> 00:10:22,422 - Oh, you look so pretty together, 279 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,352 how'd you even get your legs up there? 280 00:10:24,452 --> 00:10:26,002 - Wait that's not us. 281 00:10:26,102 --> 00:10:29,769 - Someone's photoshopped our heads on there. 282 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,108 - [Both] Bakers. 283 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,395 - Where'd you get this? 284 00:10:34,495 --> 00:10:36,474 - There's loads of them up, all around the store. 285 00:10:36,574 --> 00:10:38,058 This ones my personal favourite, 286 00:10:38,158 --> 00:10:40,917 it's a bit more tasteful than some of the others. 287 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:42,092 - I've gotta say Daniel, 288 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:45,732 you look exactly like I imagined you would naked. 289 00:10:45,832 --> 00:10:46,565 - Okay. 290 00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:48,664 You do aisles one to eight and I'll do the rest. 291 00:10:48,764 --> 00:10:50,360 - What was that thing you said about respect? 292 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:52,810 - Bigger problems Daniel. 293 00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:54,641 - Eight sausages. 294 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:58,032 20 bacon and a foot of black pudding. 295 00:10:58,132 --> 00:10:58,940 - [Big Len] Cracking. 296 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,377 - Well that'll put lead in your pencil. - I'll need it. 297 00:11:01,477 --> 00:11:03,849 Supposed to be going on a dirty weekend with Angelina Jolie. 298 00:11:03,849 --> 00:11:05,667 (laughing) 299 00:11:05,767 --> 00:11:08,517 (Big Len coughs) 300 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:11,100 - Everything alright there Big Len? 301 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,433 - Fine. 302 00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:13,880 - Well he doesn't look alright? 303 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:17,654 - I'm fine, it's just me chest (coughs). 304 00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:19,772 - I think we need to get you some help. 305 00:11:19,872 --> 00:11:21,318 - No, it's good. 306 00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:22,579 It happens sometimes. 307 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:25,166 I'll just have a lie down. 308 00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:28,349 - I think he's having a heart attack. 309 00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:33,282 - If he does die Gav, can we have the day off? 310 00:11:36,837 --> 00:11:39,254 (man sniffs) 311 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:43,506 - You really should go to hospital. 312 00:11:43,606 --> 00:11:45,325 I'm fairly sure you had a heart attack. 313 00:11:45,425 --> 00:11:47,271 - It was a turn, I have 'em all the time. 314 00:11:47,371 --> 00:11:49,137 - You need to take better care of yourself. 315 00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:51,487 (laughing) 316 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:53,797 - Well it's no wonder. 317 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:57,076 I mean look at all this processed food and sugars. 318 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,598 - It was all on offer. 319 00:11:58,698 --> 00:12:01,593 - Yeah, well you need to have some nutrition too. 320 00:12:01,693 --> 00:12:02,676 Look here's an idea, 321 00:12:02,776 --> 00:12:06,035 why don't you swap these toffee apples for apples? 322 00:12:06,135 --> 00:12:07,013 - Apples? 323 00:12:07,113 --> 00:12:08,487 Is there any toffee in 'em? 324 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:09,320 - No. 325 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:10,420 - No chance. 326 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:12,495 - I feel terrible. 327 00:12:12,595 --> 00:12:13,473 - Gavin, I'm fine. 328 00:12:13,573 --> 00:12:14,809 I've never been fitter. 329 00:12:14,909 --> 00:12:15,985 Just ask Beyonce, 330 00:12:16,085 --> 00:12:18,656 I was up all night rattling her to death (laughs). 331 00:12:18,756 --> 00:12:20,339 - No, no that's gone too far Big Len. 332 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,066 I mean banter's one thing but that was blue. 333 00:12:22,066 --> 00:12:23,233 - Sorry Gavin. 334 00:12:24,223 --> 00:12:25,539 - Cheryl? - Gavin. 335 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:26,372 Hi. 336 00:12:26,472 --> 00:12:27,488 - Big Len, Cheryl, Cheryl, Big Len. 337 00:12:27,488 --> 00:12:28,221 - Cheryl. - Big Len. 338 00:12:28,321 --> 00:12:29,054 - Cheryl. - Gavin. 339 00:12:29,154 --> 00:12:30,820 - What are you doing here? Have you left the iron on again? 340 00:12:30,820 --> 00:12:33,482 - Yes, but it's not about that. I was driving to Dudley, I was on the M6 341 00:12:33,582 --> 00:12:35,715 and I was nearly at Stafford Services. - The one with the big Esso? 342 00:12:35,715 --> 00:12:36,448 - Yes. 343 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,214 I always think it's a big shock, but you're right it is a big Esso. 344 00:12:38,214 --> 00:12:39,559 - Is all this detail necessary? 345 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,761 - I'm sorry, I'm babbling but it's just so amazing. 346 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,122 Anyway, I got a call 347 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,040 and I couldn't wait to tell you the news. 348 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,466 So, I did a u-turn and I came straight back. 349 00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,877 - You did a u-turn on the M6? 350 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,387 - I know, people were not pleased. 351 00:12:50,487 --> 00:12:52,818 I just had to tell you. 352 00:12:52,918 --> 00:12:56,436 They've offered me the area manager job? 353 00:12:56,536 --> 00:12:57,619 - Who, where? 354 00:12:58,701 --> 00:13:00,100 - Valco! 355 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:00,933 - Here? 356 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:01,766 - Yeah! 357 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:03,207 I didn't tell you I'd applied in case I didn't get it, 358 00:13:03,207 --> 00:13:04,467 but isn't it great? 359 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,633 No more Dudley, we get to see each other more. 360 00:13:06,733 --> 00:13:08,724 - Yeah, wow, you'll be my boss. 361 00:13:08,824 --> 00:13:09,557 - Yay! 362 00:13:09,657 --> 00:13:11,051 Oh that's alright isn't it? 363 00:13:11,151 --> 00:13:12,401 I haven't accepted the job yet, 364 00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:13,824 I thought we'd talk it through properly tonight, 365 00:13:13,824 --> 00:13:15,295 but isn't it great? 366 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,978 - Yeah, it's great. 367 00:13:18,514 --> 00:13:20,420 - There we go sir, have a lovely day. 368 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,270 - Looks at those Nev. 369 00:13:23,337 --> 00:13:24,512 - I think that's all of them. 370 00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:27,148 - Oh ho ho, nice one you two. 371 00:13:27,248 --> 00:13:29,215 Fair do's for managing that. 372 00:13:29,315 --> 00:13:32,011 Me and Lisa we tried to have a go, I broke me collar bone. 373 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:32,844 - It's not us. 374 00:13:32,944 --> 00:13:34,004 - I have to say Daniel, 375 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:36,701 you look exactly how I always imagined you would naked. 376 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,248 - Can everyone stop saying that? 377 00:13:38,348 --> 00:13:40,118 - What's everyone getting so worked up about? 378 00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:42,431 Yeah, okay you took a couple of dirty pictures. 379 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,226 Me and Lisa we do that all the time. 380 00:13:44,326 --> 00:13:46,689 You should see my camera roll. - Trust me, you really shouldn't. 381 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:48,198 - Katie, Daniel, quick word. 382 00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:49,214 As head of security, 383 00:13:49,214 --> 00:13:51,244 I can't have you putting these up around the store. 384 00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,133 - Look, it's not us. 385 00:13:52,233 --> 00:13:54,670 - Don't get me wrong, they're impressive. - Yeah, it's not us guys. 386 00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,417 - And if we were in a supermarket in Germany, 387 00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:58,791 they'd be fine, they love their muck over there. 388 00:13:58,891 --> 00:14:00,400 - True that. - They really do. 389 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,949 - It's like trying to explain to cats. It's not us. 390 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:03,782 - Oh. 391 00:14:03,882 --> 00:14:07,792 - Right, I am shredding these. Daniel give the radio back to the bakers. 392 00:14:07,892 --> 00:14:09,665 - What and admit defeat? 393 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:10,797 Alright fair play. 394 00:14:10,897 --> 00:14:12,097 - Daniel by the way, 395 00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:16,364 you look exactly how I've always imagined you to look naked. 396 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,484 - It's not enough Brian. 397 00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:20,685 - It's okay. 398 00:14:20,785 --> 00:14:22,118 - It's not okay. 399 00:14:23,248 --> 00:14:25,487 What's Gavin gonna say when he finds out? 400 00:14:25,587 --> 00:14:26,328 - Margaret? 401 00:14:26,428 --> 00:14:27,838 - "Margaret, you're fired." 402 00:14:27,938 --> 00:14:30,559 - Margaret don't worry, don't worry. 403 00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:33,430 We can fix this without Gavin needing to know. 404 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:35,546 We just need to buy a few more scratchcards 405 00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:37,303 and I'll win you the money. 406 00:14:37,403 --> 00:14:39,828 - You said, scratchcards were a mugs game. 407 00:14:39,928 --> 00:14:40,929 - They are. 408 00:14:41,029 --> 00:14:45,570 Unless you've got a full proof winning system. 409 00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:47,337 - Oh that's a shame. 410 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,978 - No, no, I was saying that I've got one. 411 00:14:51,078 --> 00:14:54,245 It was heavily implied there Margaret. 412 00:14:56,906 --> 00:14:57,906 - Ah Daniel. 413 00:14:59,839 --> 00:15:02,830 - I've given the radio back to the bakers. 414 00:15:02,930 --> 00:15:04,835 And a stern warning not to listen to porn 415 00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,456 when there are customers around. 416 00:15:06,556 --> 00:15:08,300 - Those bakers really are animals. 417 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,639 - Any news on the new area manager? 418 00:15:10,739 --> 00:15:11,989 - Actually yes. 419 00:15:12,830 --> 00:15:16,814 Head office have offered the job to, to Cheryl. 420 00:15:16,914 --> 00:15:18,101 - Wow. 421 00:15:18,201 --> 00:15:18,934 That's great. 422 00:15:19,034 --> 00:15:19,867 - Yeah. 423 00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:23,534 - You, don't seem pleased. 424 00:15:23,634 --> 00:15:27,197 - Daniel can I, can I be candid with you? 425 00:15:27,297 --> 00:15:30,650 On a rather personal level, man to man. 426 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:31,788 - Yeah, sure. 427 00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:34,795 - Obviously, Cheryl's great at her job 428 00:15:34,895 --> 00:15:38,248 but it's a big step up to be seeing each other at weekends 429 00:15:38,348 --> 00:15:40,846 to suddenly to be working, 430 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:43,863 you know, everyday with your lover. 431 00:15:45,431 --> 00:15:46,547 - Ah ha. 432 00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:48,306 - What if it changes everything? 433 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,760 Take me and you. 434 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:54,027 Now we work, because it's professional and not sexual. 435 00:15:54,946 --> 00:15:56,269 - What you don't fancy me? 436 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:57,102 - No, no. 437 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:58,719 I wasn't telling you that Daniel, 438 00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:01,902 I mean you're a very good looking man 439 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:05,043 and those eyes. 440 00:16:05,143 --> 00:16:06,615 No, but, I'm sorry, 441 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,410 I feel we're getting a bit off message here. 442 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:09,733 - Cheryl being your boss. 443 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:12,381 - Work place relationships, 444 00:16:12,481 --> 00:16:14,151 they're tricky beasts. 445 00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:17,072 - If you've found the perfect person, don't let the job get in the way. 446 00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:21,339 Sure, you might have said that "you'll just be friends", 447 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,940 things can change. 448 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,144 - Just to clarify, 449 00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:30,466 you're not still talking about me and you are you? 450 00:16:30,566 --> 00:16:31,649 - No, no, um. 451 00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:37,025 Sorry, excuse me, there's something I need to do. 452 00:16:42,951 --> 00:16:45,202 (laughing) 453 00:16:45,302 --> 00:16:47,159 - I knew you and Daniel were doing it. 454 00:16:47,259 --> 00:16:48,828 Proper filthy and all. 455 00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:51,625 You know some of this stuff, even Colin won't do. 456 00:16:51,725 --> 00:16:54,125 - That's not us two alright, me and Daniel are just friends. 457 00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:55,077 - With benefits? 458 00:16:55,177 --> 00:16:56,364 Sex is his allowance. 459 00:16:56,464 --> 00:16:58,604 - [Katie] There's nothing going on with me and Daniel. 460 00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:01,562 - Come off it, you're all over each other. 461 00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:02,701 - Lisa, just shut up. 462 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:04,842 There is nothing going on with me and Daniel, 463 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,725 we're friends, we work together, that's all that I want from him. 464 00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:11,932 And if that changes, I'll let you know, okay. 465 00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:15,718 - Dirt bag (laughs). 466 00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:17,006 - Not you too Brian. 467 00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:20,458 - Quiet, I need full concentration. 468 00:17:20,558 --> 00:17:22,407 - Brian's got a full proof system, 469 00:17:22,507 --> 00:17:24,035 except it's not working. 470 00:17:24,135 --> 00:17:27,487 - Guess it's not idiot proof then. 471 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:30,593 - Duncan, you're still here? 472 00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:34,067 - If by still here, you mean on fire? 473 00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:35,865 Guilty as charged. 474 00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,382 - Yes, I think you should go. 475 00:17:39,671 --> 00:17:42,439 - Oh, I see what you're saying. 476 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:44,493 Keep my powder dry. 477 00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:47,141 Come back tomorrow, maybe the day after, 478 00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:50,743 really get a feel for the store over a prolonged period. 479 00:17:50,843 --> 00:17:53,118 - That's absolutely not what I'm saying. 480 00:17:53,218 --> 00:17:55,359 - Of course it's not. 481 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,292 I'll see you tomorrow. 482 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:01,880 - Last one. 483 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,453 - Oh, I can't watch. 484 00:18:03,553 --> 00:18:05,012 I'm so nervous. 485 00:18:05,112 --> 00:18:07,635 Oh please say it's a winner. 486 00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,068 - One box to go. 487 00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:11,533 Yes! 488 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,844 It's a winner. 489 00:18:12,944 --> 00:18:14,527 110 pounds exactly. 490 00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,572 - Oh Brian, oh it worked. 491 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:19,688 Your system worked. 492 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:22,732 I'm gonna go and ring Alan and tell him everything's okay. 493 00:18:22,832 --> 00:18:25,564 (laughing) 494 00:18:25,664 --> 00:18:29,831 And I'm gonna own up about the mince in the shepherd's pie. 495 00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:33,280 - That didn't win. 496 00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:34,443 - I know. 497 00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:35,545 Couldn't let her down. 498 00:18:35,645 --> 00:18:39,369 I better get to the cash machine and get her money out. 499 00:18:39,469 --> 00:18:41,819 - You alright Gavin? You've been staring at that for ages. 500 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:43,490 - Chocolate fizz. 501 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:44,653 - Yeah, it's nice. 502 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,987 Tastes just like chocolate but fizzy. 503 00:18:47,087 --> 00:18:49,681 - But look at this stuff we're pushing, 504 00:18:49,781 --> 00:18:54,433 sugar butter bites, triple chocolate muffin cluster bombs, 505 00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:55,783 pizza in a can! 506 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:59,082 It's not very healthy. 507 00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:01,181 A customer could have died today. 508 00:19:01,281 --> 00:19:04,745 - Yeah, I thought she was stealing, it was a little rugby tackle, she's fine. 509 00:19:04,845 --> 00:19:05,586 - What? 510 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,530 I'm talking about Big Len, what are you talking about? 511 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,363 - Nothing. 512 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:13,112 (toaster crashes) 513 00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,360 - Big Len? 514 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:20,449 - Gavin. 515 00:19:20,549 --> 00:19:21,961 See they're still keeping you on. 516 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,918 - What the hell are you doing back in here? 517 00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:26,947 The last thing you should be doing is stocking up with more junk food. 518 00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:28,159 - I'm not look. 519 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,092 - Carrots. 520 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:31,786 Low fat hummus. 521 00:19:33,077 --> 00:19:34,160 Apple apples. 522 00:19:35,203 --> 00:19:37,910 - Wife sent me back in to get some healthier food. 523 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,108 After what I told her about earlier. And what you'd said. 524 00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:43,635 - Oh that's great news. 525 00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:45,801 Well done Big Len. 526 00:19:45,901 --> 00:19:47,929 - Thank you toe rag. 527 00:19:48,029 --> 00:19:48,969 - I better run, 528 00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:51,481 I've got a hot date with a lingerie model tonight. 529 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:55,748 - (laughs) oh Big Len, oh you big mad liar. 530 00:20:03,597 --> 00:20:06,611 It's really lit a fire under me. 531 00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:10,878 I made a morbidly obese man buy carrots, voluntarily. 532 00:20:11,736 --> 00:20:14,346 - I love it when you get all Jamie Oliver. 533 00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:15,410 Say pucker. 534 00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:16,582 - (spits) no, no I can't. 535 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,166 It's not even a real word. 536 00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,579 Still I'd love to push this healthy eating thing. 537 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:24,626 Can you imagine a Warrington full of Medium Len's and not Big Len's. 538 00:20:24,726 --> 00:20:27,509 - You know you should just go for it. 539 00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:31,116 - Yeah, I would, but I need permission 540 00:20:31,216 --> 00:20:34,549 from my area manager Cheryl Fairweather. 541 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:37,024 - Really? 542 00:20:38,517 --> 00:20:40,411 I thought we were just gonna talk about it later? 543 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:42,328 - What is there to talk about? 544 00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:46,733 You should take it. You'd be the best area manager ever. 545 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:49,369 - I'm so glad you support me. 546 00:20:49,469 --> 00:20:50,916 I did kind of say yes anyway. 547 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,144 But it's just good to know that you agree. 548 00:20:53,244 --> 00:20:56,163 - I'm happy to serve under you. 549 00:20:56,263 --> 00:20:58,738 - As in strong, you saucy bugger (laughs). 550 00:20:58,838 --> 00:21:03,005 - What, I know, Cheryl I didn't mean to, complicate it with, 551 00:21:04,084 --> 00:21:06,551 I mean I do prefer being below you, but um. 552 00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:09,132 - It's alright, Gavin, it's alright. 553 00:21:09,232 --> 00:21:11,385 I'm just pulling your leg. Just breathe, breathe. 554 00:21:11,485 --> 00:21:13,328 - D d d, don't touch me, don't touch me. 555 00:21:13,428 --> 00:21:16,011 (Neville hums) 556 00:21:17,214 --> 00:21:18,940 - Excuse me. 557 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:22,290 - Yes, I shall be with you in a minute. 558 00:21:28,916 --> 00:21:31,249 Can I help you at all madam? 559 00:21:33,384 --> 00:21:36,427 - I've got you something to say thank you (laughs). 560 00:21:36,527 --> 00:21:37,999 - Scratchcards? 561 00:21:38,099 --> 00:21:40,587 - Well seeing as your systems foolproof, 562 00:21:40,687 --> 00:21:43,048 that's practically money. 563 00:21:43,148 --> 00:21:44,743 - Thanks Margaret. 564 00:21:44,843 --> 00:21:47,593 (cheerful music) 565 00:21:51,736 --> 00:21:55,163 - Let's forget about the restaurant and go straight to the hotel. 566 00:21:55,263 --> 00:21:56,723 - Bloody hell. 567 00:21:56,823 --> 00:21:57,656 - Oh. 568 00:22:00,399 --> 00:22:01,425 - See you tomorrow. 569 00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:02,775 - See you mate. 570 00:22:03,740 --> 00:22:04,573 Bye later. 571 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:07,618 Bye later? 572 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,470 (cheerful music)