1 00:00:01,547 --> 00:00:03,626 - Valco! - Serves you right! 2 00:00:03,726 --> 00:00:05,693 - I've prepared something. (giggling) 3 00:00:05,793 --> 00:00:06,804 - Can she just stop that? 4 00:00:06,804 --> 00:00:09,171 - Don't forget our brilliant-- (laughing) 5 00:00:09,271 --> 00:00:10,539 - From booze to biscuits! 6 00:00:10,639 --> 00:00:12,483 - Red hot deals.. - Loads of two for ones. 7 00:00:12,583 --> 00:00:15,291 - The finest butchers, the freshest meat 8 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:17,051 - Service with a smile (chuckling) 9 00:00:17,151 --> 00:00:19,270 - Friendly staff, always happy to help. 10 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:21,907 - Am I getting paid for this? - Don't forget the Valco tick! 11 00:00:22,007 --> 00:00:22,991 - Everyone always gets it wrong. 12 00:00:22,991 --> 00:00:24,329 It's definitely that way. - Tick! 13 00:00:24,329 --> 00:00:26,496 - Valco! Serves you right! 14 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:30,307 - Now with added pleasure foods. 15 00:00:33,796 --> 00:00:36,249 - Oop! She's here! Go, go, go, go! 16 00:00:36,349 --> 00:00:38,599 (snapping) 17 00:00:41,965 --> 00:00:43,688 - I'm afraid I can't let you in. 18 00:00:43,788 --> 00:00:45,795 - Well, don't be daft, Ian, I work here now. 19 00:00:45,895 --> 00:00:47,968 - Oh sorry, it's Gavin's orders. 20 00:00:48,068 --> 00:00:49,950 - But I'm the new area manager. 21 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:51,433 - Yeah, you raise your voice to me again, 22 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:54,011 and I'm legally able to put you in a restraining hold. 23 00:00:54,111 --> 00:00:57,995 - Oh Ian, Ian, for goodness sake, man! 24 00:00:58,095 --> 00:00:58,894 - Gavin? 25 00:00:58,994 --> 00:01:01,883 - He was meant to say, "I can't let you in until we've all 26 00:01:01,983 --> 00:01:04,475 "given you a great big Valco Warrington welcome." 27 00:01:04,575 --> 00:01:05,915 - Oh! - And then on cue 28 00:01:06,015 --> 00:01:07,978 the staff would stand up. - Surprise! (poppers popping) 29 00:01:07,978 --> 00:01:09,811 - No, no, no, not now! 30 00:01:11,205 --> 00:01:13,173 Well, that's that then, isn't it? 31 00:01:13,273 --> 00:01:15,723 - Thanks, everyone! (giggling) 32 00:01:15,823 --> 00:01:17,694 Should we just start again? 33 00:01:17,794 --> 00:01:18,592 - All right. 34 00:01:18,692 --> 00:01:20,713 Good morning, Cheryl. - And good morning, Gavin. 35 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:22,926 And I'm sorry I'm late but my boyfriend 36 00:01:23,026 --> 00:01:26,547 made me a rather special breakfast in bed. 37 00:01:26,647 --> 00:01:28,593 - Oh, you got a boyfriend, well (nervous chuckling), 38 00:01:28,593 --> 00:01:29,843 I'm devastated. 39 00:01:33,313 --> 00:01:34,345 What's he like? 40 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:35,359 - Oh god, he's amazing! 41 00:01:35,359 --> 00:01:39,435 He's very handsome, and he's got a lovely pair of legs. 42 00:01:39,535 --> 00:01:40,969 - Must be all that cycling he does, 43 00:01:41,069 --> 00:01:42,481 (Cheryl giggling) I'd imagine. 44 00:01:42,581 --> 00:01:43,705 (laughing) 45 00:01:43,805 --> 00:01:46,370 - And he's very masterful in the bedroom. (giggling) 46 00:01:46,470 --> 00:01:48,601 - We are actually talking about me aren't we? 47 00:01:48,701 --> 00:01:51,118 - Yes! Yes, of course we are! 48 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:56,992 - Excuse me. 49 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,669 - Oh sorry, Shai isn't it? 50 00:02:03,769 --> 00:02:05,018 How long have you been here? 51 00:02:05,118 --> 00:02:07,774 - Not long, only since opening. 52 00:02:07,874 --> 00:02:09,953 - Since 6:30? (nervous chuckle) 53 00:02:10,053 --> 00:02:13,961 Did you not think about asking at Customer Services? 54 00:02:14,061 --> 00:02:18,228 - No, it's for customers, I'm staff now. (nervous chuckling) 55 00:02:20,023 --> 00:02:21,606 - Okay, good start. 56 00:02:22,788 --> 00:02:26,062 - Here's my required documentation. 57 00:02:26,162 --> 00:02:29,897 I've got GCSE Certificate and A levels. 58 00:02:29,997 --> 00:02:31,277 - Gosh! How many have you got? 59 00:02:31,377 --> 00:02:34,376 - 14, 15 if you include psychology, 60 00:02:34,476 --> 00:02:37,313 but I just took that one as a joke. (nervous chuckling) 61 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,284 - I actually just needed your national insurance number 62 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,869 to enter you on the payroll. - Oh, I've done that for you already. 63 00:02:41,969 --> 00:02:45,737 - You've accessed the Valco payroll, how? You need passwords, key codes-- 64 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:48,133 - Or a Masters in computer science. 65 00:02:48,233 --> 00:02:50,038 - And my mother's maiden name, my first pet, 66 00:02:50,138 --> 00:02:51,157 where I was born-- 67 00:02:51,257 --> 00:02:55,136 - Scurfield, Snuffles, and St. Helen's. (nervous chuckling) 68 00:02:55,236 --> 00:02:56,736 - Okay, follow me. 69 00:02:58,404 --> 00:03:00,872 - I don't know if I can take any more surprises today, Gavin. 70 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,525 - Well, this one's different. 71 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:06,401 Tada! Goodbye to the guilt lanes of the past. 72 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:09,334 Say hello, to the hallway of health! 73 00:03:09,434 --> 00:03:11,684 - Oh Gavin! It's brilliant! 74 00:03:13,145 --> 00:03:14,390 - You think so? 75 00:03:14,490 --> 00:03:16,213 I mean I know the reps won't like it, 76 00:03:16,313 --> 00:03:18,142 but we all know what reps are like. 77 00:03:18,242 --> 00:03:20,245 - Charming, handsome, charismatic? 78 00:03:20,345 --> 00:03:23,125 - Ah, Duncan, what brings you in, again? 79 00:03:23,225 --> 00:03:24,832 I haven't scheduled a meeting. 80 00:03:24,932 --> 00:03:27,050 - Oh no, hell no. 81 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:29,784 It's just a drive by before I passed. 82 00:03:29,884 --> 00:03:32,592 I wanted to give you some of these, Fudge Nuggets. 83 00:03:32,692 --> 00:03:35,331 Incoming! (laughing) 84 00:03:35,431 --> 00:03:39,382 - Deep-fried Fudge Nuggets, god help us and save us. 85 00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,605 - And the best thing is, they're sharing size! 86 00:03:41,705 --> 00:03:43,189 Not that anyone does share them. 87 00:03:43,289 --> 00:03:45,968 Just means we get to sell bigger bags to fat kids. 88 00:03:46,068 --> 00:03:48,382 So how many units of these little money makers 89 00:03:48,482 --> 00:03:50,273 shall I put you down for? 90 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:51,816 - [Gavin] Well, I'd have to run it past 91 00:03:51,916 --> 00:03:53,403 my area manager first. 92 00:03:53,503 --> 00:03:55,433 - Oh Gavin, grow a set! 93 00:03:55,533 --> 00:03:57,329 You know those management morons, 94 00:03:57,429 --> 00:03:59,648 they cock-block you at every turn. 95 00:03:59,748 --> 00:04:03,915 - Have you met our new area manager, Cheryl Fairweather? 96 00:04:07,268 --> 00:04:10,859 - Oh, Duncan Trench, Pleasure Foods, delighted. 97 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,125 - Cheryl Fairweather, gosh, gosh! That really is quite firm isn't it? 98 00:04:14,225 --> 00:04:16,510 - Not the first time a lady's said that to me. 99 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:17,511 - Is that appropriate? 100 00:04:17,511 --> 00:04:20,669 - No, not at all, but you get used to me. (laughing) 101 00:04:20,769 --> 00:04:22,686 I can be pretty ironic. 102 00:04:23,586 --> 00:04:26,251 So, stroke of luck bumping into you. 103 00:04:26,351 --> 00:04:27,832 We should hook up, talk shop, 104 00:04:27,932 --> 00:04:31,723 I'm crazy busy at the mo, but how 'bout now? 105 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:34,202 - Oh well I would love to, but today's not good. 106 00:04:34,302 --> 00:04:36,168 We've got our area manager meeting-- 107 00:04:36,268 --> 00:04:38,736 - Great, well today's good for me! - Yet not for me, so-- 108 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:40,190 - Well, we could make it good. 109 00:04:40,290 --> 00:04:42,911 - We'll just sort something out for later on in the week, shall we? 110 00:04:42,911 --> 00:04:44,357 - Great. (nervous laughing) 111 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:45,888 I'll be calling ya. 112 00:04:45,988 --> 00:04:47,544 - I don't doubt that for a second. 113 00:04:47,644 --> 00:04:51,727 So, I'm just gonna leave you in Gavin's capables. 114 00:04:53,980 --> 00:04:56,217 - So Gavin, what's it gonna take 115 00:04:56,317 --> 00:04:58,161 to get me in on that meeting? 116 00:04:58,261 --> 00:05:00,554 - Oh no no no no, (chuckling) never gonna happen. 117 00:05:00,654 --> 00:05:02,841 No, this is strictly in-house Valco only. 118 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:04,968 - I can't take no for an answer, Gavin. 119 00:05:05,068 --> 00:05:06,571 - Well, no is my answer, Duncan. 120 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:08,557 - Well, it's not a word in my dictionary, Gavin. 121 00:05:08,557 --> 00:05:09,664 - Why yes it is! - No it isn't. 122 00:05:09,764 --> 00:05:12,489 - Well, you just said it. - No, I didn't. 123 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:14,270 - Does it say, "I'm coming into money, 124 00:05:14,370 --> 00:05:17,107 "will find a taller husband, lose a stone"? 125 00:05:17,207 --> 00:05:19,735 - Sue, it's your horoscope, not a fairytale. 126 00:05:19,835 --> 00:05:21,831 (laughing) - You cheeky cow! 127 00:05:21,931 --> 00:05:23,853 Well, you're says, "A handsome stranger 128 00:05:23,953 --> 00:05:26,717 "is coming into your life." 129 00:05:26,817 --> 00:05:27,922 - Well, hello there. 130 00:05:28,022 --> 00:05:30,001 - But you won't see him, cause Nev will be stood in the way! 131 00:05:30,001 --> 00:05:31,469 (laughing) 132 00:05:31,569 --> 00:05:32,942 - Ah, should I read you yours now? 133 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:35,914 Ooh! Says here you should shoot for the moon, 134 00:05:36,014 --> 00:05:38,342 seize the moment, and listen out for opportunity 135 00:05:38,442 --> 00:05:39,703 knocking at your door. 136 00:05:39,803 --> 00:05:42,701 - Well, seeing as my doorbell's been stolen, again, 137 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:44,933 I shall be keeping a very keen ear out for that. 138 00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:47,563 - Sue, help me out would ya. 139 00:05:47,663 --> 00:05:49,372 Gavin wants me in on his manager's meeting, 140 00:05:49,372 --> 00:05:52,442 and I need somebody to keep an eye on things 141 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,077 for an hour or so. 142 00:05:54,177 --> 00:05:55,480 So, Sue, this is Shai. 143 00:05:55,580 --> 00:05:56,992 Shai, Sue. 144 00:05:57,092 --> 00:05:59,656 - Sue Benson, 42 Mariner Gardens, 145 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:01,869 8 pounds and 7 pence an hour. 146 00:06:01,969 --> 00:06:03,131 - You what? 147 00:06:03,231 --> 00:06:05,307 - Look, I know you've accessed the payroll, 148 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,262 but I think it'd be best if you don't share 149 00:06:08,362 --> 00:06:12,400 this information with anyone again, ever. 150 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,856 - Do you want me to wipe the system? - No just stay quite. 151 00:06:15,956 --> 00:06:18,699 - Understood. (chuckling) 152 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:20,245 - So, what you say? 153 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:21,345 - No chance. 154 00:06:22,196 --> 00:06:23,029 - Linda? 155 00:06:25,250 --> 00:06:27,002 - Neville, this is it! 156 00:06:27,102 --> 00:06:28,737 This is opportunity knocking! 157 00:06:28,837 --> 00:06:30,319 Neville will do it. Won't you, Nev? 158 00:06:30,419 --> 00:06:31,433 - Neville? 159 00:06:31,533 --> 00:06:33,116 - I'd be delighted. 160 00:06:35,181 --> 00:06:36,014 - Okay. 161 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:41,205 Thanks, guys, (nervous chuckling) thanks a lot. 162 00:06:41,305 --> 00:06:42,138 - I wooga! 163 00:06:43,629 --> 00:06:45,276 - Sorry, what was that? 164 00:06:45,376 --> 00:06:49,543 - That, Sueby Doo, was the sound of Neville on top! 165 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:53,805 - Never let me hear that noise or those words again, 166 00:06:53,905 --> 00:06:55,488 all right? - Right. 167 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,985 - Here you are, Daniel love. 168 00:07:01,085 --> 00:07:03,585 As they say in America, enjoy! 169 00:07:04,672 --> 00:07:06,540 - Sorry, Margaret, why are you giving me this? 170 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:08,488 - Well, you asked me to sort you out some food 171 00:07:08,488 --> 00:07:13,181 for the meeting, so I've done you Alan's favourite, 172 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:15,006 a chicken dinner. 173 00:07:15,106 --> 00:07:17,144 - Okay, I actually meant food for everyone for the meeting 174 00:07:17,144 --> 00:07:18,948 and stuff, you know. 175 00:07:19,048 --> 00:07:19,943 - Everyone? 176 00:07:20,043 --> 00:07:22,713 Oh! You are a big ding dong, Daniel! 177 00:07:22,813 --> 00:07:25,287 How am I supposed to cook that many chickens? 178 00:07:25,387 --> 00:07:29,554 Honestly, what are you like? (laughing) 179 00:07:32,571 --> 00:07:33,571 - Thank you. 180 00:07:37,118 --> 00:07:38,285 - You're late. 181 00:07:43,021 --> 00:07:44,741 What's that smell? 182 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:47,777 - What smell? - That smell. 183 00:07:47,877 --> 00:07:49,657 Are you wearing aftershave? (chuckling) 184 00:07:49,757 --> 00:07:50,490 - I might be. 185 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:53,523 - For a manager's meeting, are you serious? 186 00:07:53,623 --> 00:07:55,838 - There's nothing wrong with making a bit of an effort. 187 00:07:55,838 --> 00:07:58,369 - For a manager's meeting, I think that there is. 188 00:07:58,469 --> 00:08:01,897 I've never met such a bunch of losers and freaks. 189 00:08:01,997 --> 00:08:03,985 - Phil Smith, Valco Prescott, 190 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:05,818 should be on the guest list. 191 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,067 - Yeah, just sign in and then head straight through 192 00:08:08,167 --> 00:08:10,086 to the canteen. 193 00:08:10,186 --> 00:08:11,789 - (sighing) I see you've still got the strip lighting 194 00:08:11,789 --> 00:08:12,622 from 1996. 195 00:08:14,041 --> 00:08:16,115 I think we binned that in '08, 196 00:08:16,215 --> 00:08:17,987 installed LEDs. 197 00:08:18,087 --> 00:08:19,254 Keep up, guys! 198 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:25,210 - Okay, you're right, they are a bunch of weirdos. 199 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,737 - Hello again, you! 200 00:08:26,837 --> 00:08:28,037 - Hey, how are you? 201 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:29,152 - Yeah! Really good! 202 00:08:29,252 --> 00:08:31,293 Holly Wooden, we met at the Valco Team Day! 203 00:08:31,393 --> 00:08:32,195 - Holly, totally! 204 00:08:32,295 --> 00:08:34,084 - Oh god! Small world seeing you here. 205 00:08:34,184 --> 00:08:36,477 Well, maybe not! (giggling) 206 00:08:36,577 --> 00:08:38,368 What am I like, we both work with Valco! 207 00:08:38,468 --> 00:08:40,345 (laughing) 208 00:08:40,445 --> 00:08:41,906 - [Daniel] Holly, this is Katie. 209 00:08:42,006 --> 00:08:44,006 Katie, Holly. - Hi, yeah. 210 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:47,080 - Oh we met at a Valco thing. 211 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,304 - Yeah, yeah I heard. 212 00:08:48,404 --> 00:08:49,835 Lovely to meet you. 213 00:08:49,935 --> 00:08:52,120 - So I'll see you in there, shall I? 214 00:08:52,220 --> 00:08:53,507 Nice to see you again, Dan. 215 00:08:53,607 --> 00:08:56,107 - Yeah, I'll see you in there. 216 00:09:00,068 --> 00:09:01,816 (throat clearing) 217 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:04,855 (sniffing) - Hmmm. 218 00:09:04,955 --> 00:09:05,906 - What? 219 00:09:06,006 --> 00:09:08,256 - Oh nothing, nothing, Dan. 220 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:12,884 - So 221 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:17,915 this is it, you ready? 222 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:19,633 - When it comes to area manager meetings 223 00:09:19,633 --> 00:09:21,111 for mid-level supermarkets in the Northwest, 224 00:09:21,111 --> 00:09:23,185 I was born ready, Gavin! 225 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:25,840 - Go get 'em, Tiger! (Cheryl growling) 226 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:28,263 - Actually that was a bit liony, wasn't it? 227 00:09:28,363 --> 00:09:31,058 It's more like a sort of (roaring) 228 00:09:31,158 --> 00:09:33,937 - A dinosaur (chuckling) 229 00:09:34,037 --> 00:09:35,901 (rolling Rs) - Hang on, no, rrrrr! 230 00:09:36,001 --> 00:09:39,102 - I'd just go get 'em. - Yes, yes! 231 00:09:39,202 --> 00:09:40,484 Oh! There is just one thing. 232 00:09:40,584 --> 00:09:43,369 If it's all right with you, perhaps we might not mention 233 00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:45,802 that we're together exactly. 234 00:09:47,256 --> 00:09:48,713 - Oh, oh right! 235 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:52,769 - Do you understand? - Absolutely, 100%, yeah. 236 00:09:52,869 --> 00:09:55,331 Yes, yes, that's no trouble. 237 00:09:55,431 --> 00:09:56,497 - I knew you'd get it. 238 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,755 - I do, I do. 239 00:09:57,855 --> 00:09:59,707 I mean you're not embarrassed though, are you? 240 00:09:59,707 --> 00:10:01,739 - No! God, no! No! 241 00:10:01,839 --> 00:10:04,923 I'd shout it from the rooftops! 242 00:10:05,023 --> 00:10:06,526 I'm in love with Gavin Strong, 243 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:08,166 and I want the world to know! 244 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:12,433 (chuckling) Just not a Valco rooftop. 245 00:10:15,111 --> 00:10:15,944 - No way! 246 00:10:17,623 --> 00:10:18,910 Are you two at it? 247 00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:19,955 Ah! That's amazing! 248 00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:23,642 I can't wait for the rest of the guys to hear this! 249 00:10:23,742 --> 00:10:27,659 Guess what, I just caught beauty and the beast. 250 00:10:29,669 --> 00:10:30,402 (laughing) 251 00:10:30,502 --> 00:10:31,745 - Watch this! Woo! 252 00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:33,077 (laughing) 253 00:10:33,177 --> 00:10:35,427 (laughing) 254 00:10:36,472 --> 00:10:38,067 - [Phil] And he was only that small! 255 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,417 (laughing) 256 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:44,980 - Phil - Hello, Gavin. 257 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,638 - How's business in Prescott? 258 00:10:47,738 --> 00:10:50,731 - Well, not as good as it is in Warrington! 259 00:10:50,831 --> 00:10:52,081 Nice move that! 260 00:10:53,178 --> 00:10:55,049 Sleeping your way to the top. 261 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:58,596 What does that make you, Gavin, a wag? 262 00:10:58,696 --> 00:11:02,899 - Yeah, if wag stands for Warrington and glad, 263 00:11:02,999 --> 00:11:04,166 then yes I am! 264 00:11:05,108 --> 00:11:07,358 (laughing) 265 00:11:09,986 --> 00:11:10,928 - Hi! - Hey. 266 00:11:11,028 --> 00:11:13,172 - All right, okay! 267 00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:15,896 - Hello, everyone, (glass clinking) 268 00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:19,496 can I have your attention, please? 269 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:23,240 It is my dubious honour to welcome a woman 270 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:27,555 who previously we all knew as the enemy (chuckling), 271 00:11:27,655 --> 00:11:28,808 but has since been turned. 272 00:11:28,808 --> 00:11:33,062 Yes, that's right, it's your new area manager, 273 00:11:33,162 --> 00:11:34,745 Cheryl Fairweather! 274 00:11:36,532 --> 00:11:39,614 Woo! Woo! (clapping) 275 00:11:39,714 --> 00:11:42,566 - Hello, hello! Really glad to see you all here today! 276 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:44,712 Knew Andrew Peach was in the building 277 00:11:44,812 --> 00:11:47,202 when I heard unidentified object in the bagging area. 278 00:11:47,202 --> 00:11:47,935 Am I right, guys? 279 00:11:48,035 --> 00:11:49,488 (Gavin and Cheryl laughing) 280 00:11:49,588 --> 00:11:51,723 - Brian and Tony Wiley are with us today! 281 00:11:51,823 --> 00:11:55,611 Ladies and Gentlemen, two brothers in Valco management, 282 00:11:55,711 --> 00:12:00,147 or what I like to describe as a Brian get one free offer. 283 00:12:00,247 --> 00:12:01,889 (Gavin and Cheryl laughing) 284 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,487 - God, honestly! This is like watching Michael McIntyre, 285 00:12:03,487 --> 00:12:04,820 don't you think? 286 00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:07,742 - Enough of the mirth! 287 00:12:07,842 --> 00:12:10,860 What I really want to talk to you about today 288 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,710 is my new initiative. 289 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,358 From now on, you, the managers, 290 00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:23,169 will have a direct say in the direction of your supermarket! 291 00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:35,181 - Woohoo! Woohoo! (Gavin clapping) 292 00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:36,781 Way to go! Woohoo! 293 00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:43,601 - Any questions from the floor, anyone? 294 00:12:43,701 --> 00:12:45,595 - (throat clearing) Yep! - Oh good, good! 295 00:12:45,695 --> 00:12:47,292 - Duncan Trench, Pleasure Foods. 296 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,585 - No, Duncan, I don't think I could've been any clearer. 297 00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:52,332 Now please get out. 298 00:12:52,432 --> 00:12:54,009 - Anyone need Fudge Nuggets? 299 00:12:54,109 --> 00:12:57,192 - Oh god, Gavin! - On your way, go on! 300 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:05,797 - Seriously love, how much food do you need? 301 00:13:05,897 --> 00:13:09,253 - This is for a school camping trip, if you must know. 302 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,155 - Oh really? 303 00:13:10,255 --> 00:13:13,088 And where are these kids camping, in your gob? 304 00:13:13,188 --> 00:13:15,142 - And this young lady is Lisa! 305 00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:17,149 Lisa, we at Valco management are pleased 306 00:13:17,249 --> 00:13:19,442 to introduce a new recruit! 307 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:20,792 This is Shai. 308 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,024 - What are you on about, we? You massive bell! 309 00:13:23,124 --> 00:13:23,957 - Banter. 310 00:13:25,394 --> 00:13:26,222 Haven't you heard? 311 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:27,988 Been made manager for the day. - (laughing) Yeah, right, 312 00:13:27,988 --> 00:13:29,957 as if Kate would leave you in charge! 313 00:13:30,057 --> 00:13:31,114 - Well, she didn't want to, 314 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,583 but she was forced into by the ladies at Customer Services. 315 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:35,283 - Bah, I wouldn't say forced exactly, but-- 316 00:13:35,383 --> 00:13:36,216 - I would, 317 00:13:37,285 --> 00:13:38,509 cause she was. 318 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,931 - Right! Well if your manager, prove it! 319 00:13:41,031 --> 00:13:43,213 Move me to the five items or less till. 320 00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,980 - Fine, be my guest. 321 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,995 - (giggling) Sorry love, you and your imaginary kids 322 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:50,989 will have to pitch up at a new till. 323 00:13:51,089 --> 00:13:52,883 I'm on five items or less now. 324 00:13:52,983 --> 00:13:56,464 Managers orders! (giggling) 325 00:13:56,564 --> 00:13:58,937 (Shai chuckling) 326 00:13:59,037 --> 00:14:03,318 - Oop! Great idea, getting to the biscuits first! 327 00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:04,830 Oh so yummy! 328 00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:07,029 - Sorry do you want one? - No you're all right, thanks. 329 00:14:07,129 --> 00:14:09,909 Bikkies bloat me. - Oh dear. 330 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:12,213 - So how do you know Dan then? 331 00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:14,459 - Oh we work together. 332 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:17,181 - Oh yeah! (giggling) 333 00:14:17,281 --> 00:14:19,211 What am I like, ay? 334 00:14:19,311 --> 00:14:21,704 Blond hair, ay? (giggling) (Kate nervous laughing) 335 00:14:21,804 --> 00:14:23,819 - But you're brunette. 336 00:14:23,919 --> 00:14:26,336 - I always forget about that. 337 00:14:27,771 --> 00:14:30,174 So Dan has he got a girlfriend? 338 00:14:30,274 --> 00:14:32,550 - Oh, I don't think so. 339 00:14:32,650 --> 00:14:35,214 - Awesome! Oh, we just had this real connection 340 00:14:35,314 --> 00:14:36,621 the first time that we met. 341 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:38,409 And then he went and got me breakfast in the morning, 342 00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:40,509 and I was like, hello keeper! 343 00:14:40,609 --> 00:14:41,732 - Really? 344 00:14:41,832 --> 00:14:43,273 See I think it's like always hard to tell 345 00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:45,375 when you've only been with them for like a weekend, 346 00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:46,927 cause you don't really know them that well. 347 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:50,712 - Yeah, I know but I just got this funny feeling 348 00:14:50,812 --> 00:14:52,201 in my tummy when I saw him again. 349 00:14:52,201 --> 00:14:54,095 - Oh did you? - Yeah! 350 00:14:54,195 --> 00:14:58,362 - It's probably all them chalky bikkies! (giggling) 351 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,663 - All right, there you go. 352 00:15:06,763 --> 00:15:09,346 (door dinging) 353 00:15:12,648 --> 00:15:13,772 What's with the doors, Ian? 354 00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:15,548 - Oh, don't get me started on the bloody doors. 355 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,107 I told Gavin they've been playing up for weeks. 356 00:15:18,207 --> 00:15:21,184 - Well, I'm your manager now, so step aside if you would. 357 00:15:21,284 --> 00:15:23,446 - This is the sort of leadership, I could get behind. 358 00:15:23,446 --> 00:15:25,530 - Okay, Shai, I want you to go outside 359 00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:27,599 and then walk towards the doors 360 00:15:27,699 --> 00:15:29,616 like you're a customer. 361 00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,949 - Male or female? 362 00:15:32,049 --> 00:15:33,750 - Entirely up to you. 363 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,930 - Kay (chuckling) 364 00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:37,287 I think I'll stick with male, 365 00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:38,910 cause these are the only clothes I brought with me today. 366 00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,610 - Okay, good! Good decision. 367 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:42,242 (Shai chuckling) 368 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:45,452 Now, slowly walk towards the doors. 369 00:15:45,552 --> 00:15:47,546 - Ah! This is more like it. A man of action at last! 370 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,278 Well you got me as your wing man, your trusty steed, 371 00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:50,872 your man Friday for as long as you-- 372 00:15:50,972 --> 00:15:52,384 (door dinging) 373 00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:53,317 - Oh, um. 374 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:55,370 (knocking) 375 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:58,014 I think might be needing a hand here, Ian. 376 00:15:58,114 --> 00:16:00,232 - No chance, you're on your own, mate. 377 00:16:00,332 --> 00:16:01,065 (door dinging) 378 00:16:01,165 --> 00:16:02,396 (knocking) - Hello, Neville manager? 379 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:03,381 - Yes, just... 380 00:16:03,481 --> 00:16:04,463 (knocking) Don't do that. 381 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,752 (pounding) No, don't do that. 382 00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:10,498 - So does anybody have any questions? 383 00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:11,431 Anybody? 384 00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:15,343 - Yes, Gavin Strong, Warrington branch-- 385 00:16:15,443 --> 00:16:17,805 - Oh, as if she didn't know. - Carry on, please, Gavin. 386 00:16:17,905 --> 00:16:19,663 - So at Warrington, we're hoping to launch 387 00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:22,019 a healthy eating initiative and I was-- 388 00:16:22,119 --> 00:16:23,819 - Sorry, a healthy eating initiative? 389 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:26,839 - Yes, yes and I was hoping to encourage our customers 390 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:28,663 to adopt a healthier lifestyle. 391 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:31,067 - Right, and why is that? Is that because you're their mom? 392 00:16:31,067 --> 00:16:32,727 (laughing) 393 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,608 - No, no, it's just that we should all think about what we eat. 394 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,361 - Right, and are you also gonna tell our customers 395 00:16:37,361 --> 00:16:39,493 to put on a coat and clean their teeth, mom? 396 00:16:39,593 --> 00:16:41,023 (laughing) 397 00:16:41,123 --> 00:16:42,113 - He could tie their laces! 398 00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:43,331 - Yes. (laughing) 399 00:16:43,431 --> 00:16:44,699 - He could wipe their-- - Ass, yes! 400 00:16:44,799 --> 00:16:45,532 (laughing) 401 00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:48,299 No, no the real reason that I want to give you guys 402 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:52,240 the initiative is not to create Gavin's nanny state 403 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,112 so much as just to try something new. 404 00:16:54,212 --> 00:16:57,131 - Yeah, like when you tried spiralizing vegetables. 405 00:16:57,231 --> 00:16:59,196 I think you'll find that we're still eating pasta 406 00:16:59,196 --> 00:17:00,405 as predicted. 407 00:17:00,505 --> 00:17:02,199 - Says the man that thinks that Muesli 408 00:17:02,299 --> 00:17:04,196 is a special breakfast! (laughing) 409 00:17:04,296 --> 00:17:06,538 - Well, perhaps if someone wasn't such a grumpy pants 410 00:17:06,638 --> 00:17:09,845 in the morning, then we might have time for a more substantial breakfast! 411 00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,304 - Well, perhaps if that someone got a better night sleep 412 00:17:12,304 --> 00:17:13,982 without someone else keeping her awake 413 00:17:13,982 --> 00:17:15,604 because his nose whistles, she'd be in a better mood 414 00:17:15,604 --> 00:17:16,357 in the morning! 415 00:17:16,457 --> 00:17:18,778 - That's rude! (laughing) 416 00:17:18,878 --> 00:17:21,795 - Now are there any more questions? 417 00:17:22,639 --> 00:17:25,486 - There were goji berries in that Muesli, goji berries! 418 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,333 - Anyone other than Gavin? 419 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:31,789 Yes, Phil, let's hear from you, shall we? - What the hell are goji berries? 420 00:17:31,889 --> 00:17:33,014 (laughing) 421 00:17:33,114 --> 00:17:33,947 (banging) (crowd murmuring) 422 00:17:33,947 --> 00:17:35,781 - Everyone, just stay calm! 423 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:38,394 - Would it help if I were to motions? 424 00:17:38,494 --> 00:17:39,227 (banging) 425 00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:40,471 - God, Neville, what have you done? 426 00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:42,126 - That's typical, straight off blame Neville, 427 00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:44,196 when you don't know the facts! - Whose fault is it, Nev? 428 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,518 - It's mine. - Thank you. 429 00:17:45,618 --> 00:17:48,194 Maybe we should do an announcement and tell everyone not to panic. 430 00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,869 - No please don't do that, they'll hear us in the canteen. 431 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,036 - Right, you can solve this, Nev. 432 00:17:51,036 --> 00:17:52,226 It's not like the place is on fire or anything. 433 00:17:52,226 --> 00:17:53,096 - Valco's on fire! 434 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:54,051 - Is it? 435 00:17:54,151 --> 00:17:56,480 Why God, why, today of all days! 436 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,798 - Pull yourself together, man! 437 00:17:58,898 --> 00:18:00,846 - Hey! I'm the only one that gets to slap Neville! 438 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,361 Pull yourself together, Neville! 439 00:18:02,461 --> 00:18:04,358 Valco's not on fire! 440 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:07,127 - You're right, it's high time I managed on my own, dammit! 441 00:18:07,227 --> 00:18:09,396 See my stars, seize the moment! 442 00:18:09,496 --> 00:18:11,416 (banging) (door dinging) 443 00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,925 - Out of the way! I'm coming through! 444 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:13,901 - Go on, Nev! 445 00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,046 (grunting) 446 00:18:15,146 --> 00:18:18,146 - You're doing it, Nev! It's working! 447 00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:23,273 (drop door slamming down) For God's sake! 448 00:18:23,373 --> 00:18:26,024 - Ah! Don't let the managers see me like this, Linda! 449 00:18:26,124 --> 00:18:27,569 - Margaret, go and stall them at the meeting! 450 00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:28,302 - How? 451 00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,566 - I don't know! Make something up! 452 00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,903 - Make something up, make something up. 453 00:18:33,003 --> 00:18:33,836 - Ah! 454 00:18:34,748 --> 00:18:37,328 - Anyway so I turned to Brian, handed him a tissue, and said, 455 00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:42,785 "That gives a whole new meaning "to the phrase, self-service." (laughing) 456 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,337 - Hello. Hello! 457 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:51,315 My friend, Maurine, is having a hip replacement today. 458 00:18:51,415 --> 00:18:53,581 - Right! Sorry to hear that Margaret. 459 00:18:53,681 --> 00:18:56,192 - Oh don't be, it's not true. 460 00:18:56,292 --> 00:18:57,750 - Oh so she's not having a hip replacement? 461 00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,531 - Yes, she is, but not until Thursday, I made that bit up, 462 00:19:00,631 --> 00:19:01,898 like they told me to. 463 00:19:01,998 --> 00:19:02,831 - Ah! 464 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:06,757 (laughing) - Ah! You again? 465 00:19:06,857 --> 00:19:08,398 Come back to get some more food 466 00:19:08,498 --> 00:19:10,414 for the school kids, have ya? 467 00:19:10,514 --> 00:19:13,328 - No actually, they've come back to get it themselves. 468 00:19:13,428 --> 00:19:16,874 And they've all got exactly five items each. 469 00:19:16,974 --> 00:19:18,057 - Oh come on! 470 00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:20,927 What! This is childish. 471 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:24,454 - Leave the shop floor for one hour and look what happens! 472 00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:27,080 Lisa, get back to your own till! 473 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,758 (laughing) - Till's closed! 474 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:32,336 Management, ay? 475 00:19:32,436 --> 00:19:34,117 - Neville, what on earth are you doing? 476 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:37,774 - I was trying to unleash my potential and show you what I'm made of. 477 00:19:37,874 --> 00:19:38,707 (beeping) (drop door opening) 478 00:19:38,707 --> 00:19:41,753 - Well, you definitely have done that. 479 00:19:41,853 --> 00:19:44,713 - Oh, it's all right. It's all right. 480 00:19:44,813 --> 00:19:45,885 I'm all right. 481 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,353 - Let's get you back to the meat counter, eh, Nev? 482 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,770 - It's probably for the best. 483 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:52,900 I'm sorry, love. 484 00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:02,070 (knocking) (door opening) 485 00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:04,048 - Gavin - Cheryl 486 00:20:04,148 --> 00:20:05,648 - We need to talk. 487 00:20:06,902 --> 00:20:10,059 (laughing) You were amazing! 488 00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:11,041 - Do you think it worked? 489 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:12,751 - Yeah! They totally bought it, the whole thing! 490 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:13,984 - I told you it would! 491 00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,352 Nobody likes a happy couple. 492 00:20:15,452 --> 00:20:17,709 - No, it was awful being that grumpy with you! 493 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:19,278 But it bloody worked! 494 00:20:19,378 --> 00:20:21,779 - Let's just keep today our little secret, ay? 495 00:20:21,879 --> 00:20:22,819 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 496 00:20:22,919 --> 00:20:24,981 - No freakin' way! 497 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,419 Are you two a couple? 498 00:20:26,519 --> 00:20:27,918 - Good lord, Duncan, for a big man, 499 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,682 you're very light on your feet! - You're punching well above your weight 500 00:20:30,682 --> 00:20:31,858 aren't ya, Gavin? 501 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:34,100 (chuckling) Or are you just after his money, Cheryl? 502 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,431 (Cheryl nervously chuckling) (Duncan laughing) 503 00:20:35,431 --> 00:20:37,773 - How long you been there? - Oh, long enough. 504 00:20:37,873 --> 00:20:40,768 Now what's say, you and me sit down 505 00:20:40,868 --> 00:20:43,118 and talk Fudge Nuggets, ay? 506 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,934 - Oh, don't be down on yourself, Nev. 507 00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,461 At least you gave it a good go, ay? 508 00:20:49,561 --> 00:20:51,154 - Yes, I suppose so. 509 00:20:51,254 --> 00:20:53,290 Us Librans are always quick to bounce back so-- 510 00:20:53,290 --> 00:20:54,623 - Libra, really? 511 00:20:56,114 --> 00:20:59,288 - You read me the wrong horoscope, didn't you? 512 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:00,657 - It's a lot of bollocks anyway. 513 00:21:00,757 --> 00:21:02,111 It probably says the same thing about Libra. 514 00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:03,072 Let's have a look. 515 00:21:03,172 --> 00:21:05,912 Libra, some weeks you're better off just staying in bed. 516 00:21:06,012 --> 00:21:08,068 - Gosh! They really are very accurate, aren't they? 517 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,233 - Oh, I'm sorry, Nev. 518 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:11,742 - Oh, Daniel! 519 00:21:11,842 --> 00:21:15,763 So Holly seems nice. - Yeah, yeah she's cool. 520 00:21:15,863 --> 00:21:18,264 - Have you swapped numbers or are you going 521 00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,112 to become pen pals? 522 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,720 - Well, actually-- 523 00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:24,619 - Sorry about that, I was just putting my face on. 524 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,059 - Um-- 525 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,777 - You can join us, if you like? 526 00:21:27,877 --> 00:21:30,657 - Ah, yeah, you totally should, three's company and all that. 527 00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:32,419 - I'm all right, I've left a thing 528 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:34,637 that I have to go and get. 529 00:21:34,737 --> 00:21:36,867 Um, but it was nice to meet you. 530 00:21:36,967 --> 00:21:39,324 - (giggling) Okay! 531 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,049 - Where we going? (soft dramatic music) 532 00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:42,389 - [Daniel] Beer and a burger 533 00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:43,822 Goose and gander 534 00:21:45,316 --> 00:21:46,819 - Go on! What took you so long! 535 00:21:46,919 --> 00:21:49,176 I've got a romantic meal for two to cook tonight. 536 00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:50,309 - Oh! Have you now? 537 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,657 - Yes! So hurry up. 538 00:21:51,757 --> 00:21:55,656 My boyfriend's got a beast of a temper on him when he's hungry. 539 00:21:55,756 --> 00:21:59,596 It's still you, Gavin, it's still you. (upbeat music)