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- Valco.

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- Serves you right.

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- I've prepared something.

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(laughing)

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- Can she just stop that?

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- Don't forget our brilliant--
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- From booze to biscuits.

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- Red hot deals.

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- Loads of two-for-ones.

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- The finest butchers, the freshest meat.

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- Service with a smile.

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- Friendly staff, always happy to help.

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- Am I getting paid for this?
- Don't forget the Valco tick.

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- Everyone always gets it wrong.
It's definitely that way.

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- Tick.

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- [All] Valco serves you right.

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- Now without its pleasure foods.

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- With the launch of our
new healthy-eating range,

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we're going to show our customers

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that a healthy diet is as
easy as one, two, three,

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four, five, six.

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- [Sue] What's that?

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- That is a visual aid to make
healthy eating more simple.

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I call it my hexagon of health.

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- Why?

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- Because it's got six sides--

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- No, why bother, Gavin?

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- Because, Colin, alright,

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it is important to make
healthy eating understandable.

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There are several sections, we have sugars

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and salts and fats and vitamins.

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In fact, vitamins has
its own two subsections.

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- 3 1/2.

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- 3 1/2 subsections which can be found--

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- On the other side of--
- The other side, thank you.

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Quite something, isn't it?

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So, uh, clear as a bell.

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Any questions from...

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Well, Shai, you understand it, don't you?

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- No, no one does.

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- Uh, thank you Shai, I
can always rely on you

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for your honesty.

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- Right, so listen up people,

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this is what we'll be doing today.
Brian, you're gonna give a presentation

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on the benefits of exercise.

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- I'm gonna need a bucket of ice,

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I'm having a diseased heart
biked over from the morgue.

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- Brian, you are not conducting an autopsy

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on the pharmacy counter.

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- Say that every time.

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- Margaret, you're on health checks

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so that's gonna be weight,
blood pressure, and BMIs.

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- BMI, B is for Brian,

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M is for Margaret, my neighbour,

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and I is for I like Lovejoy.

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- That's very good Margaret
but do you actually know what it is?

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- Yes, a detective series about antiques.

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- Do you know, Lovejoy was more
than just a detective series--

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- Now, please, can we just stop talking

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about Lovejoy and focus.

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- On the hexagon of health
that no one understands.

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- Lisa, you're late.

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You were meant to be in
early to set up the stall.

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Just get to work.

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(Lisa retching)

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Oh my god.

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- [Lisa] It's not my fault.

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- You've got a hangover,
of course it's your fault.

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Right, I'm putting you on
lates for the rest of the week.

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- What? What?

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It's not a hangover,
it's morning sickness.

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- Look, you pregnant?

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- Well, legally, you're not
actually allowed to ask me that,

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Section Four, Clause 26, Valco
Handbook on Employee Rights.

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- You just told me you were.

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- Well, that's what happens
when you're pregnant,

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your brain goes to mush.

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(Lisa retches)

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- Oh, Gavin, I thought we'd
have a quick run-through

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about what you're gonna say
on your telly interview.

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- Alright, but I would advise
you to put sunglasses on.

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- Why?

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- Because you are about to be dazzled.

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(laughing)

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- Now, the idea for my
healthy eating initiative

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came a few weeks ago when I was hit

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violently and repeatedly in the face.

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Not by an angry customer or
the bakers on a night-shift

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(imitates laughter)

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but by an idea about how to
make Britain healthy again.

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Let me introduce to you
the hexagon of health.

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- Okay, good

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but rather than the hexagon thingy,

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it might be better to talk
about the healthy things

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that Valco are already doing

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like taking the staff trampolining.

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- Oh yes, no, that was fun although

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I didn't like the way the
instructor was ogling you.

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- Oh, I love it when you get all jealous.

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Anyway, I think we should have another go.
- Alright, but I really must insist

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on you wearing a sports bra this time.

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- No, no-no, I'm talking
about the interview.

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You've got to get straight in there,
I am the manager of Valco Warrington

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and I'm shaking up the industry.

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- Seriously, are you pregnant?

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- Oh my god, why is
that so hard to believe?

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Me and Colin do it all the time at home,

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on the bus, in Neville's car--

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- Alright, alright.

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- I'm gonna cry in a minute.

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You haven't even congratulated me.

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- Congratulations, (stammering)

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you're pleased, right?

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- Yeah, yeah, I feel blessed.
(retches)

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- It's gotta be about sales and PR,

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it's got to be upbeat,
it's got to be positive,

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it's got to be fun and energetic.

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Look, as your boss, I've got to be

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across this kind of thing.

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And as your girlfriend,

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I not only have the luxury
to kiss you when I want

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but I also get to be honest with you

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and I'm saying this
has to be fun, exciting

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and simple, alright?

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(Gavin groans)

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Oh come on, don't go all sulky on me,

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my little Gaviroo.

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- God, don't say that here.

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- Oh come on, do the thing.

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- Oh no, people might be looking.

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- No, no, they're not,
go on, do it, come on,

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please, please go on, do it.

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(laughing)

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Little joey.

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- Stop it.

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Show us your pouch.

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- Can I interest you in
a vegetarian burger, sir?

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- Drop dead.

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- As you wish, the
customer is always right.

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(groans)

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Ah, there's nothing quite like the smell
of meat substitute in the morning.

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Did I ever tell you about the time--

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- No, no, no, could I,
just give me a sec, man,

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just a minute.

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- Sorry, did you want to say something?

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- No, I just wanted you
to shut up, Neville.

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- Hey, you alright, Colin?

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- [Colin] Yeah.

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- I hear congratulations are in order.

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- Ooh, something happened?
- I was talking about the baby.

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- What, you're pregnant?
It's not mine.

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- I'm talking about Lisa's baby.

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- Lisa hasn't got a baby.

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- Yeah, well, not yet, obviously but...

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Anyway, congratulations.

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- [Linda] Wish I had an arse like that.
- I knew you were gonna say that.

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- No you didn't.

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- You're me best mate,
I know what's gonna come out your mouth

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before you've even thought it.

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- Alright, well, what am
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- Three, two, one.

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- [Both] Make us a cuppa,

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it's your turn you lazy cow.
Pack it in, Sue.

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(laughing)

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- Lisa, you need to
empty the peelings bin.

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- I can't lift anything, baby.

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- Fine, I'll do it.

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Can you get some more bananas please?
- Right, I can't carry anything, baby.

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- Surely you can lift a bunch of bananas.
- Mm, doctor's orders.

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Baby.

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- Meat, dairy, fried foods,

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this is what they do to your heart.

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Arteries clogged with pus and disease.

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That's why your mum is going to die

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unless she has a healthy
eating plan in place.

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- Siegfried and Roy.

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What on earth do you think you're doing?
I thought I said no to the heart.

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- You said no to a human heart.

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This is a pig's heart.

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- Just get rid of it, will you.

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The news crew are gonna
be here in a minute,

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just go and help Margaret
with the health checks.

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- Gavin, Gavin, Gavin.

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Wendy, this is Gavin Strong,

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the manager here at Valco Warrington.
Gavin, this is Wendy from Northwest Live.

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- Hello.

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- Hello Wendy, yes, can I just say
that I'm a huge fan of your work.

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That report on the bi-fold
doors at the leisure centre

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was just outstanding.

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- Oh, well, we do what we can.

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Did you see my piece yesterday
about the dog with no nose?

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- Oh yes, I did and well done

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for not making the obvious joke.

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- Well, it's a terrible condition.

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- In all seriousness, how did he smell?

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- Not good, I'm afraid.

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Right, well, I'm gonna
go and find my cameraman

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and see where he wants to set up so
lovely to meet you Gavin.

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(Gavin whimpers)

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- Now, remember, you've got to be upbeat

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and positive, alright.
I want you to be rousing.

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I want to be passionate like you are

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when you watch Countryfile.

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- It's probably best if I

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fix my own tie when we're at work.

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- Oh, yes, sorry, go on.

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- See you later, veggie.

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- Can I give you a word of advice, Colin?
- Oh, go on, Nev, but it'll cost you.

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- Children are expensive.

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Save the pennies and the pounds
will look after themselves.

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You know, I may have gone without food

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but I always made sure that Vanessa
and the girls had the basics:

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tennis coaching, new party dresses,

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spa days with Mike.

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- I've just realised, I'm
gonna end up like you, Nev,

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skint and boring.

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Anyway, that'll be a tenner
for giving me advice.

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- Mate, I've only got a fiver on me.

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- Oh, well that'll have
to do, won't it, Neville?

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- Supposed to be my lunch money.

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Looks like I'll be having
one of these veggie burgers.

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Do you know, these really are a triumph.

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They taste just like real meat.

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- They are real meat.

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Ran out of the veggie ones,
I couldn't be arsed going out the back

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to get any more, simple, innit?

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- You haven't given them to
any vegetarians, have you?

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- Who cares, Neville?

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- Well, what if someone complains?
- Vegetarians can't complain,

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they haven't got the energy.
- But what if they do?

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I mean, we could get
sued, I could lose my job.

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I won't go back to the
bed in the YMCA, Colin.

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It's not like the song, not one bit.

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- As part of our ongoing obesity watch,

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I'm here at Valco Warrington

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with store manager, Gavin Strong.

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Gavin, you've launched your very own

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healthy eating initiative.

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- Yes, well, that's right, Wendy.

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Obesity is rising day
after day, year after year.

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People are struggling, they're unhappy,

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they're frustrated.

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- Be positive.

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- Be positive.

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I mean, customers want to be positive

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and I intend to teach them
how to change their lives

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by effy heating.

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I mean, effy heating.

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Healthy eating.

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- But can one supermarket
really make a difference, Gavin?

251
00:10:35,143 --> 00:10:37,403
- Well, with my vision, Wendy,

252
00:10:37,503 --> 00:10:39,098
I think so, yes.

253
00:10:39,198 --> 00:10:41,203
I want to educate our customers

254
00:10:41,303 --> 00:10:43,220
by jumping up and down.

255
00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:47,003
- What do mean by that, Gavin?

256
00:10:49,743 --> 00:10:51,003
- Let me introduce you to my--

257
00:10:51,103 --> 00:10:52,683
- Area manager, Cheryl Fairweather

258
00:10:52,783 --> 00:10:55,123
and I'm happy to say,
Wendy, that here at Valco,

259
00:10:55,223 --> 00:10:57,883
we are the shaking up
the supermarket industry.

260
00:10:57,983 --> 00:11:01,348
Come on, have a go.
- Oh, your enthusiasm is infectious.

261
00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:02,763
- Hey, talking of infectious,

262
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:04,524
fight off those nasty colds

263
00:11:04,624 --> 00:11:09,012
by stocking up with some
of our delicious lemons.

264
00:11:09,112 --> 00:11:11,396
- Ooh, well, that is impressive
skills there, Cheryl.

265
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,364
- A few weeks ago, I was hit violently

266
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:16,804
and repeatedly in the face.
- So tell us more about healthy eating.

267
00:11:16,904 --> 00:11:18,444
- Well Wendy, healthy eating.

268
00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,244
Healthy and eating, two fabulous words.

269
00:11:21,344 --> 00:11:22,974
- But your heart line is rather long

270
00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:26,574
which could mean romance or heart disease.

271
00:11:27,944 --> 00:11:29,444
- [Man] Thank you.

272
00:11:30,784 --> 00:11:33,044
- Margaret, are you doing palm readings?

273
00:11:33,144 --> 00:11:36,724
- (sighs) I can't be doing
with all this BMX business

274
00:11:36,824 --> 00:11:38,724
but you can't beat a good old palm read.

275
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,964
- You can because it doesn't work.

276
00:11:41,064 --> 00:11:43,324
- Not as good as tea leaves, no

277
00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:45,724
but I've always swore by palms

278
00:11:45,824 --> 00:11:48,724
ever since I had mine
read when I was a girl.

279
00:11:48,824 --> 00:11:50,804
They told me I'd have three children.

280
00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:52,444
- But you've only got two children.

281
00:11:52,544 --> 00:11:54,444
- Well, so far.

282
00:11:54,544 --> 00:11:57,444
Let me have a look at yours, Doctor Brian.
- Certainly not.

283
00:11:57,544 --> 00:11:59,677
- Oh, just relax, let me have a look.

284
00:11:59,777 --> 00:12:01,804
I'm very good with palms.

285
00:12:01,904 --> 00:12:04,737
Now, what is this hand telling me?

286
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:08,877
- What's wrong?

287
00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,764
- No, you're right, it's nonsense.

288
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,299
- Okay.

289
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,004
Out of curiosity, what did you see?

290
00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:16,324
- Nothing.

291
00:12:16,424 --> 00:12:17,674
Nothing at all.

292
00:12:19,229 --> 00:12:21,765
Why don't you call your wife.

293
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:24,115
Tell her that you love her.

294
00:12:25,904 --> 00:12:28,844
- Gavin, I've just come off
the phone from head office

295
00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:32,124
and they were thrilled with our interview.

296
00:12:32,224 --> 00:12:34,004
- Yeah, your interview.

297
00:12:34,104 --> 00:12:36,844
- It was a team effort
and everybody knows that.

298
00:12:36,944 --> 00:12:38,824
- Everybody's talking about
your interview, Cheryl,

299
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,284
saying how good you were.

300
00:12:41,384 --> 00:12:43,324
There's no one saying
that about you, Gavin.

301
00:12:43,424 --> 00:12:46,304
- Oh my god, Cheryl, you were amazing.

302
00:12:46,404 --> 00:12:48,443
- Oh yeah, can I get your autograph?

303
00:12:48,543 --> 00:12:51,973
- Stop it girls, you're making me blush.

304
00:12:52,073 --> 00:12:55,330
So, what say you to a spot of lunch?

305
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,523
My treat.

306
00:12:56,623 --> 00:12:58,123
- Yeah, if we can get into the canteen

307
00:12:58,223 --> 00:12:59,803
past all your adoring fans.

308
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:02,863
- Actually, on second thought,
you should finish those forecast reports.

309
00:13:02,863 --> 00:13:05,563
I want to leave early tonight,
I want to get to our jazz tap class.

310
00:13:05,663 --> 00:13:07,643
- Yeah, your jazz tap class.

311
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:09,123
- Well, what's the reading?

312
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:10,723
- 220 beats per minute.

313
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,283
- See, perfectly fine.

314
00:13:12,383 --> 00:13:14,803
- Yes, if you've been
doing vigorous exercise.

315
00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:17,883
- Yeah, but I've been thinking a lot.
The mind is a muscle.

316
00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:20,233
- Or it could be that you're very anxious.

317
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,490
- Anxious, no, no.

318
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,763
Well, I am a bit worried about Margaret,

319
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,103
she thought she saw something
bad in my palm reading

320
00:13:27,103 --> 00:13:28,803
but she hasn't told me what it is.

321
00:13:28,903 --> 00:13:31,456
- Why didn't you ask her?
- Because I'm not bothered.

322
00:13:31,556 --> 00:13:33,643
Don't even know where she is.

323
00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:35,723
- She's right there.

324
00:13:35,823 --> 00:13:39,043
- Yeah, you see, she's got
herself all wound up, poor thing.

325
00:13:39,143 --> 00:13:41,163
I mean, you can't just
drop dead without warning.

326
00:13:41,263 --> 00:13:43,863
- There are 17 congenital conditions
that kill with no warning.

327
00:13:43,863 --> 00:13:45,664
- Yeah, but you can't test for them
with a palm reading.

328
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:47,443
- There's no way of
testing for them at all.

329
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,123
You might have lots of
them and you'd never know.

330
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:52,390
Wow, 250 beats per minute.

331
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,622
- Right, there's no way you'll know
what takeaway I'm having tonight.

332
00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:00,722
- You're on.

333
00:14:00,822 --> 00:14:02,562
Three, two, one.

334
00:14:02,662 --> 00:14:04,922
- [Both] Chicken korma,
pilau rice, onion bhaji.

335
00:14:05,022 --> 00:14:08,208
I suppose I do always have the same thing
because I'm a boring cow.

336
00:14:08,308 --> 00:14:09,768
(laughing)

337
00:14:09,868 --> 00:14:12,785
- Hey, this is not a veggie burger.

338
00:14:13,782 --> 00:14:16,115
I wanna see the manager now.

339
00:14:21,342 --> 00:14:23,002
- Say it was you, it was you.

340
00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,922
- It was me, Gavin, I
misread the packaging.

341
00:14:26,022 --> 00:14:28,497
I apologise profusely.

342
00:14:28,597 --> 00:14:32,122
- Well, this will go to
the highest level, Neville,

343
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:34,472
the highest level, Neville.

344
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:37,975
- Oh dear.

345
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,122
- Um, as a gesture of good will,

346
00:14:41,222 --> 00:14:44,522
I would like to offer you twen,
actually 10 Valco vouchers.

347
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,962
- Me whole life, I've not eaten meat

348
00:14:47,062 --> 00:14:50,242
Me whole life.
(cries)

349
00:14:50,342 --> 00:14:51,922
- Well, let's just see if I can find any.

350
00:14:52,022 --> 00:14:53,502
- I'm Cheryl Fairweather,
the area manager here.

351
00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:56,492
I'm so sorry to have caused
you so much distress.

352
00:14:56,592 --> 00:14:58,922
- No, it's alright Cheryl,
I'm dealing with it.

353
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:00,929
- What, no, there's no
need, I'm here now so--

354
00:15:01,029 --> 00:15:03,037
- I said, I'm dealing with it, Cheryl.

355
00:15:03,137 --> 00:15:04,928
- What are you doing, Gavin?
- Well, I'm the manager here

356
00:15:04,928 --> 00:15:06,802
and I'm taking care of my customer.

357
00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:08,842
- I think you're being
a little bit childish.

358
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,442
- I think you are.

359
00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,442
- Why don't we go to my office
and have a nice cup of tea, alright,

360
00:15:14,542 --> 00:15:18,162
and I'm sure we can do better
than 10 Valco vouchers.

361
00:15:18,262 --> 00:15:19,262
There we go.

362
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,295
Come on.

363
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,367
Oh, and can you bring us
up some tea please, Gavin?

364
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,442
(Gavin sighs)

365
00:15:27,542 --> 00:15:30,602
- Yeah, you've got a BMI of 483.

366
00:15:30,702 --> 00:15:34,322
- That means she's the size
of a fully-grown elephant.

367
00:15:34,422 --> 00:15:37,162
Can I interest you in a leaflet
of our hexagon of health, madam?

368
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,595
- No, thank you.

369
00:15:39,582 --> 00:15:42,487
- Oh, I just can't concentrate.

370
00:15:42,587 --> 00:15:45,362
It's all this business with Doctor Brian.

371
00:15:45,462 --> 00:15:46,762
I'm worried sick.

372
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,042
- So is he.

373
00:15:48,142 --> 00:15:50,282
He's been to the toilet
five times in the last hour.

374
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:53,327
- (sighs) I feel terrible
delivering bad news.

375
00:15:53,427 --> 00:15:56,177
I'm like one of them dim reapers.

376
00:16:01,468 --> 00:16:03,768
- [Vegetarian Woman] Thank you.
- Enjoy that microwave.

377
00:16:03,868 --> 00:16:04,922
(laughing)

378
00:16:05,022 --> 00:16:05,755
- Bye.

379
00:16:05,855 --> 00:16:07,022
- Buh-bye now.

380
00:16:08,938 --> 00:16:09,771
Sorted.

381
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:11,968
Do you need a hand?

382
00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:13,828
Bit of vinegar'll get
that off, no problem.

383
00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:16,333
- No, no, no, I'm perfectly capable

384
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,683
of getting this off my way.

385
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,121
- Oh, is somebody a bit of a grumpy pants?

386
00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:25,418
Is my Gaviroo a bit cross with me?

387
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:28,128
- I'm fine, and please
don't call me that at work.

388
00:16:28,228 --> 00:16:30,368
- (sighs) Is this just
about the interview?

389
00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:33,228
- It might be if I was someone
who actually cared about being sidelined.

390
00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:35,388
- Yeah, but you're not somebody
who cares about being sidelined.

391
00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,288
- No, I'm not.

392
00:16:36,388 --> 00:16:39,568
I'm a rational adult and
I'm perfectly capable

393
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:42,000
of removing graffiti
off a hexagon of health.

394
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,248
- (sighs) Gaviroo is cross.

395
00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:47,681
- I am not Gaviroo, I am Gaviroo Strong,

396
00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:51,641
I'm Gavin Strong and I'm the manager here.

397
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,741
- Yes, I know you are but
whether you like it or not,

398
00:16:53,741 --> 00:16:55,721
I am your boss and though I know

399
00:16:55,821 --> 00:16:57,121
that can be tricky sometimes,

400
00:16:57,221 --> 00:17:00,161
it does have its advantages
like being honest, remember?

401
00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:02,261
- While we're being honest,
I don't wanna go to jazz tap class.

402
00:17:02,261 --> 00:17:04,321
I can't do the shuffle hop step

403
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:07,441
and I don't like wearing legwarmers.
- But you look great in legwarmers.

404
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,301
- No-no, no, I've made up my mind.

405
00:17:09,401 --> 00:17:13,568
I don't wanna go to flipping
jazz tap class ever again.

406
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:19,502
- Head office have given
me a written warning.

407
00:17:19,502 --> 00:17:22,642
There's a possibility I might be fined
by the Food Standards Agency.

408
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,682
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
all about Neville, innit?

409
00:17:25,782 --> 00:17:26,862
Well, do you know what, Nev?

410
00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:29,362
Some of us have got
real problems over here.

411
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:31,962
Becoming a dad is the worst thing

412
00:17:32,062 --> 00:17:34,182
that's ever happened to me,
apart from when I found out

413
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,762
I was working with you, obviously.

414
00:17:35,862 --> 00:17:40,029
- I have apologised for
that, Colin, several times.

415
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,795
- Uh, that is a,

416
00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:49,462
that is a beautiful thing that, man.

417
00:17:50,697 --> 00:17:53,683
Lis, when were you gonna tell me?

418
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:55,643
- It was just a snog, it meant nothing.

419
00:17:55,743 --> 00:17:57,363
- I meant, I meant about the baby.

420
00:17:57,463 --> 00:17:58,323
- What baby?

421
00:17:58,423 --> 00:17:59,930
- Our baby.

422
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:03,813
Oh, Lis, even if it's not
mine, I'm gonna stick by you.

423
00:18:03,913 --> 00:18:06,263
I'm gonna get a bigger coat
'cause I'm gonna be nicking for three now.

424
00:18:06,263 --> 00:18:10,123
- The only thing I'll be giving birth to
is that kebab from last night.

425
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:12,123
Oh, in about five minutes.

426
00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:14,748
- Daniel told me, you're pregnant.

427
00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:18,578
- Oh, no, I lied 'cause I
puked in the peelings bin.

428
00:18:18,678 --> 00:18:19,762
- Did you throw up?

429
00:18:19,862 --> 00:18:20,595
- Yeah.

430
00:18:20,695 --> 00:18:22,802
- I did it on Neville's feet.
(laughing)

431
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,735
Wicked.

432
00:18:27,677 --> 00:18:29,328
Do you know what though Lis,

433
00:18:29,428 --> 00:18:33,023
Lis, I reckon we'd make a
beautiful little nipper, you know?

434
00:18:33,123 --> 00:18:34,162
- You reckon?

435
00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:37,642
- Oh, come on, my brains, your smile,

436
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:38,802
there it is.

437
00:18:38,902 --> 00:18:40,368
- You really want us to have a baby?

438
00:18:40,468 --> 00:18:42,442
- I just think the
timing's right, you know?

439
00:18:42,542 --> 00:18:43,792
I need an heir.

440
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:45,842
- Let's do it.

441
00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:47,050
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

442
00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:49,962
Ooh, not here, I want it to be special.

443
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,082
In the loading bay.

444
00:18:51,182 --> 00:18:54,765
- (moans) The loading bay.

445
00:18:56,022 --> 00:18:58,122
- So this hexagon of health can help you

446
00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,682
to decide if something is healthy or not.

447
00:19:00,782 --> 00:19:02,282
So, any questions?

448
00:19:03,182 --> 00:19:05,122
Anything that didn't make sense?

449
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:07,562
- None of it made sense.

450
00:19:07,662 --> 00:19:09,562
- Well, maybe I can run through it again.

451
00:19:09,662 --> 00:19:12,079
(chattering)

452
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,402
- It made perfect sense to me.

453
00:19:17,502 --> 00:19:19,722
- Yeah, well, you're bound
to say that, aren't you?

454
00:19:19,822 --> 00:19:21,322
- No, no, no, I'm not.

455
00:19:21,422 --> 00:19:23,002
Each color-coordinated segment

456
00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:26,682
denotes salts, fats, sugars, vitamins,

457
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:29,042
actually, vitamins has 3 1/2 subsections

458
00:19:29,142 --> 00:19:32,642
that can be found on the other side.
No, no, no, it's easy, it's informative,

459
00:19:32,742 --> 00:19:34,742
I totally understand it.

460
00:19:39,242 --> 00:19:41,923
- I'm so sorry for my petty jealousy

461
00:19:42,023 --> 00:19:44,529
and my ferocious temper.

462
00:19:44,629 --> 00:19:48,123
I've just gotta deal with the fact
that my girlfriend is my boss.

463
00:19:48,223 --> 00:19:51,556
- And I'll try not to interfere so much.

464
00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:57,683
- I'll finish those
reports that you wanted.

465
00:19:57,783 --> 00:20:02,088
We don't wanna be late
for our jazz tap class.

466
00:20:02,188 --> 00:20:04,438
(laughing)

467
00:20:05,823 --> 00:20:08,403
Oh, if there's time, do you
think we could go shopping

468
00:20:08,503 --> 00:20:10,517
to buy me some different legwarmers?

469
00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:12,963
- You mean like a nice navy blue--

470
00:20:13,063 --> 00:20:16,123
- Yeah, yeah, uh, Gaviroo would love that.

471
00:20:16,223 --> 00:20:18,473
(laughing)

472
00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:26,660
- [Man] How does this work then?
- I haven't got a clue.

473
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,923
- Oh, are you alright, Doctor Brian?

474
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,763
- Not dead yet, Margaret.

475
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:35,043
- Would you like me to
check your palm again?

476
00:20:35,143 --> 00:20:36,883
- As you're insisting so vehemently.

477
00:20:36,983 --> 00:20:38,363
(Margaret gasps)

478
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:40,748
- Ooh, that's strange.

479
00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,348
Ooh.
(laughs)

480
00:20:45,188 --> 00:20:47,604
I must've been looking
at your palm upside-down,

481
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:51,924
I got your life line and
your romance line mixed up.

482
00:20:52,024 --> 00:20:53,804
- So he's not gonna suffer a bloody

483
00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,604
and painful death in the near future?

484
00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:59,724
- No, the only thing that
Doctor Brian will suffer

485
00:20:59,824 --> 00:21:03,644
is wonderful health
and probably a divorce.

486
00:21:03,744 --> 00:21:06,164
- Oh, thank god for that.

487
00:21:06,264 --> 00:21:10,684
Not that I believed any of that nonsense.
Just didn't want you to worry, Margaret.

488
00:21:10,784 --> 00:21:12,804
Night all, see you tomorrow.

489
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:14,764
(Margaret sighs)

490
00:21:14,864 --> 00:21:18,284
- Oh, he'll be dead by Christmas.

491
00:21:18,384 --> 00:21:21,884
(joyful orchestral music)

492
00:21:28,469 --> 00:21:31,052
(horn beeping)

493
00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:35,958
(upbeat pop music)

494
00:21:36,058 --> 00:21:38,085
- Good night, you guys.

495
00:21:38,185 --> 00:21:39,205
Congratulations.

496
00:21:39,305 --> 00:21:41,005
- False alarm, not pregnant.

497
00:21:41,105 --> 00:21:43,605
- She might be now though.

498
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(laughing)

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(upbeat pop music)