1 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:28,870 Good evening. It's nice to be with you again, isn't it, Ronnie? Isn't it, isn't 2 00:00:28,870 --> 00:00:32,710 it? Well, this evening we've got a bumper show for you. Yes, fell off the 3 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:33,710 of a lorry. 4 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:36,170 But first of all, the news. 5 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:41,430 A British rail spokesman said today, fares are to go up 20%, but we will give 6 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:42,430 value for money. 7 00:00:42,470 --> 00:00:44,530 Journeys in future will take 20 % longer. 8 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:53,570 And a thief broke into a men's outfitters in London today and stole a 9 00:00:53,570 --> 00:00:54,570 a straw boater. 10 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,840 And police are looking for a very careful tap dancer. 11 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,920 There's news today of a South American tribe whose women make themselves 12 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,600 attractive by covering their skin in mud, rotting Brussels sprouts and 13 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,600 oil. 14 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,320 The tribe is extinct. 15 00:01:18,380 --> 00:01:24,340 A man found asleep in the back of his mini last night was charged with 16 00:01:24,340 --> 00:01:28,540 sleeping. tossing and turning without signals and snoring in a built -up area. 17 00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:31,700 Said a police witness he was fast asleep. 18 00:01:31,980 --> 00:01:34,040 In fact, he was sleeping much too fast. 19 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:40,120 The president of the Sex Change Association, Mr. Daphne Smith, 20 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:46,260 is to marry Miss George Watson. 21 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:52,460 Miss Watson, the former Mr. Angela Watson, will marry Mr. Smith, the former 22 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,460 Henry Smith. 23 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:57,370 At St John's Wood Registry Office, the former St Martha's Wood Registry Office. 24 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:05,230 An accident was narrowly avoided at the annual cheese rolling contest on the 25 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:10,190 South Downs today when several cheeses landed on nudists sunbathing at the foot 26 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,190 of the hill. 27 00:02:11,270 --> 00:02:15,090 No more was heard of the incident until a motorist on the Brighton Road reported 28 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:17,090 seeing two Welsh rarebits hitchhiking. 29 00:02:22,410 --> 00:02:26,190 A man was arrested today for peering through the changing cubicles at an 30 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:27,470 outsized women's dress shop. 31 00:02:27,870 --> 00:02:30,130 He described himself as a quantity surveyor. 32 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:39,030 And finally, and finally, a viewer's letter. Mrs. J. Arthur of Putney. You 33 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:42,470 is it considered right for me to eat gherkins with my fingers? 34 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:46,910 Well, Mrs. Arthur, it is not considered right. Eat your gherkins first, then 35 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:47,910 your fingers. 36 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:50,450 Right. Shall we start? 37 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:51,670 I've already started. 38 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:05,750 Mr. Twiney? 39 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:07,550 Yes, sorry. 40 00:03:08,770 --> 00:03:09,770 Sorry. 41 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:11,890 Mr. Twiney? Yes. 42 00:03:12,170 --> 00:03:13,230 My name is Hill. 43 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,890 I'm your examiner. Have you ever taken a driving test before? 44 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,170 No, no, certainly not. I see, fine. 45 00:03:19,430 --> 00:03:24,810 Well, when you're ready, if you'd just like to turn left and go into the high 46 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:25,810 street, please. 47 00:03:30,050 --> 00:03:31,050 What, now? 48 00:03:31,830 --> 00:03:33,190 Yes, please. Oh, yes, right. 49 00:03:41,930 --> 00:03:42,930 I can't find the pedals. 50 00:03:45,150 --> 00:03:46,290 They're in the front here. 51 00:03:46,490 --> 00:03:47,490 Oh, yes. 52 00:03:47,650 --> 00:03:52,950 Sorry. Yes, sorry. Don't tell me they're... They're on the floor. 53 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:58,250 They're on the floor underneath the... Wait a minute. Underneath the steering 54 00:03:58,250 --> 00:03:59,250 button. 55 00:03:59,650 --> 00:04:02,630 The steering wheel. Steering wheel. Steering wheel, that's it. 56 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:06,470 Yes, steering wheel. All right, Mr. Charlie. Well, I haven't got all day. If 57 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:08,770 you'd just like to come into the front here and start the car, please. Right, 58 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:09,950 all right. Then I'm just coming and coming. 59 00:04:15,980 --> 00:04:19,760 That's it. I don't think I'm going to be able to... That's it. 60 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,660 Oh, there's more of a use of seven. 61 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:26,660 All right, start the car. 62 00:04:29,860 --> 00:04:30,860 Start the car. 63 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:31,900 It's easier. 64 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:35,300 Start the car. 65 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:42,840 One started car coming up. 66 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:16,860 Mr. Twiney, switch on the ignition, depress the clutch, and start the car. 67 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,420 The clutch, that's it, that's the clutch. 68 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:24,200 One potato, two potato, three potato, four potato, five potato, six potato, 69 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,620 more. That's it, the clutch, yes. 70 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,080 If you find the key is missing, look for it in the ignition. 71 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 What's that? 72 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:35,180 Whistle, whistle, I always whistle. Give a little whistle, for luck, you see. 73 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,620 Give a little whistle, Dame Fortune will be your guide. 74 00:05:38,060 --> 00:05:40,320 All right, Mr. Charlie, all right. Off you go. 75 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:42,640 Oh, I didn't think it would be over as quick as this. No, no. 76 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:48,580 Off you go with the car. Start the car and let's get out of here. All right. 77 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:52,060 That's the radio. 78 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:31,890 What's that for? 79 00:06:32,130 --> 00:06:33,510 Well, I'm singing. What for? 80 00:06:33,850 --> 00:06:35,590 Well, I always sing when I let the handbrake off. 81 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:38,250 Oh, all right, Mr Twiney, if it's going to help you. All right. 82 00:06:39,850 --> 00:06:41,810 I'll be loving you eternally. 83 00:06:42,590 --> 00:06:43,590 Right, now then. 84 00:06:44,350 --> 00:06:46,210 Take the car forward. Forward. 85 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:48,450 F -O -R -W -E. 86 00:07:03,020 --> 00:07:04,460 Mr Twiney, and you went backward. 87 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:06,460 Does it make any difference? 88 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,340 Yes. Why? 89 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,600 This is a one -way street, Mr Twiney. 90 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:16,380 Have you ever driven a car before? No, no, certainly not. Then I suggest that 91 00:07:16,380 --> 00:07:21,120 you do before you attempt to take a driving test. You are neither competent 92 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:23,260 fit to appear on the public highway. 93 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:26,960 Now, if you'll kindly change places with me, I shall drive us back. 94 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:33,540 And you may as well watch... Watch what I do. 95 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,800 At least you might learn how to start a car. Yes. 96 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,480 Now then. All right? Yes. 97 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:42,880 Right. 98 00:07:44,260 --> 00:07:45,199 Now then. 99 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,620 If at first the key is missing, look for it in the ignition. 100 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:48,900 Right? 101 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,960 I'll be loving you eternally. 102 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:55,380 With a love that's true eternally. 103 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,380 F -O -R -W -A -R -D forward. 104 00:08:25,260 --> 00:08:31,780 Have you ever tried really reaching out for the other 105 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:32,840 side? 106 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:40,580 Maybe climbing on rainbows, but baby, 107 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,419 here goes. 108 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,260 My name is Major Phipps Baldrup. 109 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:30,280 In Phipps, I've got two small Fs. And in Baldrup, I've got a big B, because I'm 110 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280 built that way. 111 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:36,920 And a small P, because I'm nervous. Now, this week... This week, you may have 112 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,500 noticed, there is no coronation. 113 00:11:38,860 --> 00:11:43,040 And as there are lots of unemployment about, we chaps in the catering corps... 114 00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:46,300 Motto, sick transit suet pudding per ardua ad bromide. 115 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:52,140 We decided it was high time we put on a really big military show of some kind. 116 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,720 And I'm very glad to tell you that next Tuesday week, the Prince of Wales will 117 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,280 be invested with the world's largest marang. 118 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,860 Why a marang, I hear you ask, and my reply is, mind your own business. 119 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:09,480 There'll be bags of bands and lots of marching and saluting and lots and lots 120 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,500 bunting. The army will do all the marching and saluting. 121 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,220 But you will have to provide your own bunting. 122 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,300 So you'll better get some practice in. 123 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,720 Because there's nothing worse than being bunted when you're not ready for it. 124 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,800 You've got until next Tuesday week to learn how to bunt. Now then. 125 00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:31,040 The president here moves off from Chelsea Barracks here at 02300 hours and 126 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,020 be led by three air hostesses wearing the uniform of an admiral of the fleet. 127 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:39,260 He will be followed by the admiral of the fleet wearing the uniform of an air 128 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,800 hostess. Now this is his own idea. 129 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,920 wants, then who am I to stand in his way? 130 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,120 In fact, I should keep well out of his way when he's got that on him. 131 00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:57,160 Now next, on the world's biggest mechanised willow pattern plate will 132 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:02,160 mamang itself, followed by the loyal toast, the royal jelly and the crumpet 133 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,160 mollandry. 134 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:10,720 All the public houses will be closed, but the public lavatories will remain 135 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:11,720 open. 136 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:15,400 by mistake we opened all the pubs and closed all the lavatories. 137 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:20,520 And disaster was only averted by the arrival of a thunderstorm. 138 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:27,220 Which fortunately cleared the air and filled the gutters at the same time. 139 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:31,360 Now we'll try to improve the roads. 140 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:36,080 A rotten road will be made moderately satisfactory road and it will be lined 141 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,080 with boy scouts. 142 00:13:37,260 --> 00:13:39,000 And here is an easy guide. 143 00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:40,740 There we are. 144 00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:49,620 diversions, things like naked archery, that sort of thing, and the Canberra and 145 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:53,340 Highlanders will be tossing their cabers and generally taking the kilt off the 146 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:54,340 gingerbread. 147 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,660 All along the route, here, here, here, and here, will be MPs shouting here, 148 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:00,660 here, and here, here. 149 00:14:01,260 --> 00:14:04,520 Now, three regiments will act as escort. 150 00:14:04,940 --> 00:14:06,900 First will come the 17th Foot and Mouth. 151 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:11,000 These will be followed by the Duke of Norfolk's Eleven, and bringing up the 152 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,620 rear, the Second Mounted Queens. 153 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:21,240 to Valga Square, mince up the mail, and camp all along Horse Guard Parade. 154 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:26,520 Now, when the procession reaches the tower, it will be met by the masked 155 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:31,800 McKellar, who will sing the ceremonial ode to the meringue in these lovely 156 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:36,640 words. Bang, bang, bang, let the world go hang, we're a wonderful gang, who all 157 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,000 often sang till the rafters rang, and we don't use slang and our bows go twang 158 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000 and our cymbals clang. 159 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:44,920 On our wildest gang with our boomerang, we face the fang of the orangutan. 160 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,330 Please accept this large meringue. 161 00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,010 Pretty, isn't it? 162 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:54,830 After which, the Lord Privy Seal will go round and seal up everybody's privies. 163 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:58,490 Well, let's hope it doesn't rain. 164 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,430 Next week, the catering corps will be attempting the changing of the lard and 165 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:03,430 the trooping of the calendar. 166 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:08,750 And if the Prince of Wales accepts the meringue this week, next month, we shall 167 00:15:08,750 --> 00:15:10,670 be giving Princess Anne a gigantic raspberry. 168 00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:11,970 Good night. 169 00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:59,350 The place, Brimston Grange. The time, April 2nd, the date, Wednesday. 170 00:15:59,830 --> 00:16:04,250 Piggy Malone, unsuccessful private eye and Cornish pasty expert, and his 171 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:08,330 undaunted assistant, Charlie Farley, a man who said little and knew less, found 172 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:11,450 themselves in the middle of one of the most extraordinary murder mysteries 173 00:16:11,450 --> 00:16:13,310 the mousetrap, now in its 82nd year. 174 00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:17,350 Amos Brimston lay murdered, a knife in his back and his face in a trifle. 175 00:16:17,950 --> 00:16:21,930 The beautifully upholstered Blanche Brimston had urged Malone to go to her 176 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,510 bedroom, saying she had something vital to reveal to him. 177 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,270 And Malone didn't need much urging. 178 00:16:27,170 --> 00:16:29,490 In fact, he'd had the urge before she even asked her. 179 00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,550 Charlie Farley was left alone with the body. 180 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:35,470 Stone the crows. 181 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:38,810 That sounds like a very nasty habit, young man. 182 00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,610 Still, I don't suppose you meant it literally. 183 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:45,430 Just an expression. 184 00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:51,230 Tell me, madam, what do you know of this murder? 185 00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:53,500 Only what you've told me, Mr Farley. 186 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,759 I've told you nothing. 187 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:57,440 Then that's exactly how much I know about it. Nothing. 188 00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:59,160 I see. 189 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,180 Would you be prepared to answer a few questions? 190 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,840 Certainly. 191 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,200 Right. 192 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,359 I'm trying to think of something. 193 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,780 Question one. 194 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:15,460 Why did you return to the scene of the crime so suddenly? 195 00:17:15,859 --> 00:17:19,460 I didn't return to the scene of the crime, as you put it. I simply came back 196 00:17:19,460 --> 00:17:20,460 get my handbag. 197 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,160 And I resent that word suddenly. 198 00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,720 With my legs, you don't do anything suddenly. 199 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:26,500 I'll bear that in mind. 200 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:28,280 Question three. 201 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,240 What happened to question two? 202 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,560 I'm coming to that. 203 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,960 Question four. 204 00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,240 What have you got in your handbag that you don't wish me to see? 205 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:38,860 Well, 206 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:42,240 let me see now. There's a photo of me in bathing drawers. 207 00:17:43,460 --> 00:17:44,460 Anything else? 208 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:47,910 I think I was wearing a picture hat and plimsolls at the time. I can't quite 209 00:17:47,910 --> 00:17:51,050 remember. I don't mean that. I mean anything else in the handbag. No, no. 210 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:52,750 Absolutely nothing. 211 00:17:53,210 --> 00:17:55,950 Very well, Lady Brimstone, if that's the way you wish to play it. 212 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,810 Well, how do you want me to play it? With a lip? 213 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,470 Look, madam, I refuse to stand here and bandy legs with you. 214 00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,870 Now, one final question. 215 00:18:06,830 --> 00:18:09,370 Is there a bathroom on this floor? Just outside. Why? 216 00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:10,770 Don't be personal. 217 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:37,770 Has he gone, Jemima, dear? Yes, yes, all's clear. He suspects nothing. 218 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,230 Mind you, there was one nasty moment. He tried to get his hands on my Dorothy 219 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,770 bag. Oh, disgusting! 220 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,750 I don't know if the younger generation is coming, too. 221 00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:50,730 Well, I've cut the cheese into little pieces and put it on little pieces of 222 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:55,770 bread. Then all we have to do is to put a little drop of arsenic on each one, 223 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:56,870 and that will be that. 224 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,150 Oh, I do hope we're doing right, dear. 225 00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:00,510 Of course we are. 226 00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:02,990 It serves them right for trying to kill other little creatures. 227 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,290 One should live and let live. 228 00:19:05,550 --> 00:19:11,330 Exactly. So let's put plenty of poison on to make absolutely sure. Yes. Come 229 00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:15,110 along, then. Let's hurry, because there's a program I want to see on 230 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,110 when we've finished. 231 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:20,450 It's all about two clergymen who don't wear any underclothes. 232 00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:24,590 What's it called? 233 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,670 The Nicholas Parsons Show. 234 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,640 And so they went, leaving the room empty and the television critic of the Sunday 235 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,060 Times wondering whether to quote that last remark of the worst joke of the 236 00:19:43,860 --> 00:19:47,300 Meanwhile, in a large, comfortable bedroom with a view of the rolling 237 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,880 woman answering to roughly the same description was deeply engrossed with a 238 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,980 detective who couldn't keep his eyes off her bedroom biscuit tin. 239 00:19:56,300 --> 00:20:00,420 It was Blanche, and she was about to give him a piece of her mind, which was 240 00:20:00,420 --> 00:20:01,840 last thing he wanted at that moment. 241 00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:06,920 Would you mind going behind the screen? I want to change my clothes. 242 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,200 Seems a funny arrangement. 243 00:20:09,740 --> 00:20:11,060 Why don't you go behind the screen? 244 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,140 I'm too tall. I show over the top. 245 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,500 As tall as you are. 246 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,940 I know, but it doesn't matter if you show over the top. 247 00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:20,580 You're not changing your clothes. 248 00:20:23,820 --> 00:20:24,880 Yes, that makes sense, yes. 249 00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:48,150 Thank you. 250 00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:51,670 No, that's not right, is it? 251 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:53,530 No. 252 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:54,810 Excuse me. 253 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,210 Ah, that's better. 254 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,270 No, you might have asked a few questions. 255 00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:04,510 What did you say? 256 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:05,730 Pardon? 257 00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,570 I didn't hear what you said. 258 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,590 I said, do you mind if I ask you a few questions? 259 00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,490 Sit down. 260 00:21:12,110 --> 00:21:13,109 Oh, yes. 261 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:14,110 Very well. 262 00:21:14,230 --> 00:21:16,190 Well, I get a feeling you're trying to hide something. 263 00:21:17,199 --> 00:21:21,900 Yes, and I'm finding it extremely difficult with you bobbing up and down 264 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:22,900 jack -in -the -box. 265 00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,220 Talking of boxes, who's the local undertaker? 266 00:21:27,340 --> 00:21:28,880 A man called Grout. 267 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:30,940 He and his wife run the business. 268 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:32,760 They've got a daughter called Debbie. 269 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,200 Oh, thanks. 270 00:21:35,020 --> 00:21:36,020 Pretty. 271 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,180 Why do you ask? 272 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,219 I don't know. 273 00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:40,540 Just nice to know where you can... 274 00:21:55,980 --> 00:21:57,020 That was an attempt on my life. 275 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,240 That's what that was, madam. 276 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:01,200 Two hands grabbed me through a secret panel. 277 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,520 Wearing gardening gloves. 278 00:22:05,860 --> 00:22:07,120 Who'd want to murder you? 279 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,680 No, Mr. Malone, that was meant for me. 280 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:14,140 Possibly. But if you'd been standing behind the screen here changing, you'd 281 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,360 been standing up, wouldn't you? So? 282 00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,800 Would you mind coming in a minute? 283 00:22:24,780 --> 00:22:28,020 So if you had been standing here, you couldn't have been strangled. But you 284 00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:34,640 could have been... Are 285 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:38,720 any of the gardeners desperately in love with you? 286 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:39,960 I've no idea. 287 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,300 There are so many of them. 288 00:22:44,820 --> 00:22:48,380 There were indeed many gardeners employed at Brimstone Grange, and even 289 00:22:48,380 --> 00:22:50,540 smallest of them was no bigger than the rest. 290 00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:55,730 His mock beat a heart just as strong, just as lustful as any man in the 291 00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,810 district. And he loved the Lady Blanche. 292 00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:01,250 He would mutter her name to himself as he wheeled his wheelbarrow. 293 00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:06,650 My Blanche, my Blanche. And sometimes, because he was an idiot, he would say... 294 00:23:06,650 --> 00:23:07,650 My Blanche, my Blanche. 295 00:23:07,990 --> 00:23:13,050 My Blanche, my Blanche. 296 00:23:16,290 --> 00:23:18,710 Only one other man in the household equaled his lust. 297 00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:19,930 Pike, the butler. 298 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,240 He was a lustful and a stealthy man. 299 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,560 In fact, everything he ever did was either stealthy or lustful. 300 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:29,780 At the moment, he was being both as he approached the bedroom door, behind 301 00:23:29,780 --> 00:23:31,740 Blanche and the overweight Malone were in conference. 302 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:37,620 Blanche, suddenly tired and not quite knowing what to do next, lay on the bed 303 00:23:37,620 --> 00:23:38,620 and smoked. 304 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,440 Malone, suddenly not tired and knowing exactly what to do next, stood by the 305 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440 door and steamed. 306 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:54,000 You're a bit of a snooper, aren't you, eh? 307 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:57,160 Yes, sir, I do snoop a bit. 308 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,220 Why? Why do you snoop? 309 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,019 Why, sir? 310 00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:03,580 Why do you do it? Why do you snoop about? 311 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,380 Well, well... Go on, admit it. You like it, don't you? 312 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,700 Snooping about. 313 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,520 Well, well... How do you do it? 314 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,840 Well, it's a sort of hobby, sir. 315 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:15,580 Hobby? 316 00:24:15,940 --> 00:24:16,940 Snooping? 317 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,300 What's that hobby you call that? 318 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:19,980 Snooping about. 319 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,720 Well, why do you do it, sir? 320 00:24:21,950 --> 00:24:23,550 Why do you snoop about? 321 00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,130 Well, it's my living, isn't it? 322 00:24:26,130 --> 00:24:27,130 Oh. 323 00:24:27,690 --> 00:24:28,690 What was that? 324 00:24:29,230 --> 00:24:33,110 Sounded like a cry for help, sir. Come on. It was indeed. 325 00:24:34,190 --> 00:24:38,210 The Dowager Lady Brimstone and Nellie Tremblay, her aged companion, who never 326 00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:41,510 went anywhere alone unless they were together, had somehow managed to become 327 00:24:41,510 --> 00:24:45,890 imprisoned inside the same outside WC, or as Shakespeare once put it, it's the 328 00:24:45,890 --> 00:24:47,610 two old ladies locked in the lavatory. 329 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:56,080 Think it's a trap? 330 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,900 No, sir. It's a lever. 331 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,760 Mind you, didn't you be a bit of a nitwit, sir? 332 00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:06,900 Don't pull the chain! 333 00:25:48,100 --> 00:25:50,900 That night. 334 00:26:14,570 --> 00:26:17,350 Have you seen the time? 335 00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:22,250 It's a quarter to ten and we're supposed to be there at nine. 336 00:26:22,690 --> 00:26:29,610 I don't think the registrar will be very pleased when we show up an 337 00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:32,330 hour late like two frozen peas. 338 00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:39,810 Both now facing for the first time, press the clean pass. 339 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:44,840 Something that begins with M and ends in a last. 340 00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:50,860 More than a complete disaster, even from the start. What could it be? 341 00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:55,800 It's matrimony. 342 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:07,240 I know how you dreamt about 343 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,520 being walked down the aisle. 344 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,200 But think of the money we're saving. You'll see it's worthwhile. 345 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:19,260 It won't please our moms and dads. They don't even know. 346 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:24,060 They decide if they did watch the betting, they wouldn't even show. 347 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,920 You and me are all that matters. 348 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:31,540 Disregard the rest. 349 00:27:32,260 --> 00:27:36,460 Trust your student to be old, man. He knows what is best. 350 00:27:37,300 --> 00:27:40,040 Very shortly now, there's going to be a... 351 00:27:41,550 --> 00:27:47,890 And one from me, the spectrum of me. 352 00:27:50,750 --> 00:27:56,130 Oh, I'm truly grateful for the little things in life that have made me so 353 00:27:56,350 --> 00:28:00,870 Every other hour that I spend with you is not the least bit sad. 354 00:28:01,950 --> 00:28:05,930 Quite the opposite fact, and if you don't believe me, here's the truth. 355 00:28:06,230 --> 00:28:08,670 Ask me if I, I say I. 356 00:28:51,050 --> 00:28:53,470 You and me are all that matters. 357 00:28:53,970 --> 00:28:55,150 Disregard the rest. 358 00:28:55,830 --> 00:29:00,010 Trust your soon -to -be old man. He knows what is best. 359 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:06,150 Very shortly now there's going to be an answer from you and one from me. 360 00:29:09,410 --> 00:29:10,830 It's matrimony. 361 00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:17,510 Marriage. 362 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:19,910 Till death us do part. 363 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,310 Thank you, Georgie and Alan. 364 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:42,190 Well, this evening, I'd like, if I may, to tell you something about my family 365 00:29:42,190 --> 00:29:46,090 history, which might interest you because it has got one or two surprises. 366 00:29:46,930 --> 00:29:49,130 Not many laughs, but one or two surprises. 367 00:29:49,590 --> 00:29:54,590 For instance, would it surprise you to know that it was to one of my ancestors 368 00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:59,770 that King Harold, at the Battle of Hastings, spoke his very last words. 369 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:01,250 He said... 370 00:30:01,470 --> 00:30:04,030 Watch where you're pointing that bow and arrow. You'll have someone's eye out in 371 00:30:04,030 --> 00:30:05,030 a minute. 372 00:30:05,990 --> 00:30:12,390 And that I, according to recent research, am actually Gervais Courtney 373 00:30:12,390 --> 00:30:19,390 Ronald Corbett, 14th Earl of Watford, Knight of Friday the 28th, 374 00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:20,470 and Queen's Champion. 375 00:30:21,250 --> 00:30:24,810 Now, if there are any queens listening, I should point out that I don't take 376 00:30:24,810 --> 00:30:25,930 that part of it too seriously. 377 00:30:27,570 --> 00:30:31,810 Now, the title has not yet been announced in the court circular, but it 378 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,430 mentioned in a handout at Tesco's. 379 00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:40,790 When I most graciously opened the new bacon counter at Croydon last week, for 380 00:30:40,790 --> 00:30:42,970 which I received a few bob and half a pig's head. 381 00:30:44,150 --> 00:30:51,070 Which, incidentally, my wife, the Lady Martianess, refused to 382 00:30:51,070 --> 00:30:52,490 cook because it was still smiling. 383 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:58,630 Well, not a whole smile, just the sort of half smile. 384 00:31:01,010 --> 00:31:04,750 Now, actually, I would never have known that I wasn't common like the rest of 385 00:31:04,750 --> 00:31:09,050 you if my wife hadn't been reading a magazine in a doctor's waiting room. 386 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:13,250 she spends a lot of time in the doctor's waiting room. She spends lots of time. 387 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,400 At the doctor's, I'll start there. She spends an awful lot of time at the 388 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,300 doctor's, my wife. More time than he does, really. 389 00:31:18,860 --> 00:31:22,920 Now, not that I mind her being, you know, a bit sickly. In fact, sometimes 390 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,280 very useful because if you're feeling a bit dodgy and you're not sure what's 391 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:27,360 wrong, ask her. 392 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,720 And if she hasn't got it, she can get it for you. 393 00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:36,240 Anyway, she was reading this magazine in a doctor's waiting room last week. Now, 394 00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:37,620 I don't know what she was there for at the time. 395 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,100 Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do. 396 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,720 Tell a lie. Yes, I do. The night before, she'd gone down the cellar for a shovel 397 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,240 of coal, came up again too quick and got the bends. 398 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,240 Anyway, she noticed this advertisement for people, you know, that traced your 399 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:56,580 family tree. So she wrote off to them because she had to have a few quid to 400 00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,520 spare. She had it to spare because she'd found it in the bottom of my wardrobe. 401 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:06,100 Now, actually, it was a little something I'd been putting away for a surprise 402 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:08,100 weekend for two in Mallorca. 403 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,100 and half of it belonged to the au pair. 404 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:17,380 Now, I was a bit annoyed. I was a little bit annoyed that she didn't keep the 405 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:20,680 advertisement to herself, because a friend of mine across the road got in 406 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,900 us and laid claim, would you believe this, he laid claim to being the first 407 00:32:24,900 --> 00:32:25,900 of Watford. 408 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,600 The first Jewish king of Watford. 409 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,360 Morris I. 410 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:36,380 A direct descendant of Nathan the Nerdywell. 411 00:32:38,170 --> 00:32:40,110 The fellow who put up the money for Stonehenge. 412 00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,410 Now, actually, it was rather sad. 413 00:32:43,870 --> 00:32:47,830 It was rather sad about Morris because he'd only just started raining when he 414 00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:48,830 was gone. 415 00:32:49,830 --> 00:32:52,350 Well, it was hardly a rain, more a short shower, really. 416 00:32:53,190 --> 00:32:56,590 It came as a terrible shock to me. You see, I'd always played golf with him 417 00:32:56,590 --> 00:33:00,450 every Sunday morning because I like a game of golf, you know. If I didn't like 418 00:33:00,450 --> 00:33:01,450 it, I wouldn't play it, would I? 419 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:03,950 I mean, it stands to reason, you know, I'm not an idiot. 420 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:08,870 I mean, I wouldn't trudge around the pouring rain getting frozen to the bone 421 00:33:08,870 --> 00:33:11,590 knock a little white ball down a hole if I wasn't enjoying myself, now would I? 422 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:16,190 That's neither here nor there. Anyway, I went over last Sunday, you see, and 423 00:33:16,190 --> 00:33:18,850 knocked on the door for him. And his wife came to the door and she said, do 424 00:33:18,850 --> 00:33:19,449 want Morris? 425 00:33:19,450 --> 00:33:20,450 And I said, yes. 426 00:33:20,550 --> 00:33:21,550 She said, he's dead. 427 00:33:22,090 --> 00:33:23,090 I said, he's not. 428 00:33:23,310 --> 00:33:24,310 She said, he is. 429 00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:25,650 I said, he's not. 430 00:33:27,330 --> 00:33:28,690 Silly conversation, really. 431 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,330 Because she's a nice woman. 432 00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:34,150 I mean, she wouldn't lie about a thing like that, would she? 433 00:33:34,670 --> 00:33:37,270 I said, well, this has come as a terrible blow to me. 434 00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:39,770 She said, well, I don't suppose he was too pleased about it. 435 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:43,610 I said to her, how did he go? 436 00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:44,830 She said, like that. 437 00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:48,230 Just like that, she said, like that. 438 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,790 I said, goodness me. 439 00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:52,730 I said, I didn't mean that. I meant, what were the circumstances? She said, 440 00:33:52,770 --> 00:33:56,910 well, I told her. He went down the garden, she said, I'll be honest with 441 00:33:56,910 --> 00:33:59,570 went down the garden to cut a cabbage for dinner. 442 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,720 And he bent down and, bonk, he was gone. 443 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:05,140 I said, this is terrible. 444 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,860 I said, what are you going to do? 445 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:09,139 She said, well, I'll have to open a tin of beans. 446 00:34:22,219 --> 00:34:24,760 Hello, druids, ladies and gentlemen. 447 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,139 It is my august honor here at the Albert Hall. 448 00:34:28,650 --> 00:34:33,889 to welcome two esteemed visitors to this evening's recital of Welsh culture and 449 00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:39,070 art. It is none other than Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. 450 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:04,750 Learned bards, lady mayoress, lords, night shift workers, and Auntie Nora. 451 00:35:07,850 --> 00:35:13,390 It is with great pride, a tremendous feeling of warmth, and a certain amount 452 00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:15,270 difficulty that I stand here tonight. 453 00:35:16,510 --> 00:35:23,230 This party, this gathering, is a culmination of an idea that my beautiful 454 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,530 gave birth to some months back. 455 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:36,100 In the grey, green, straddlingly narrow -streeted village that clings 456 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,980 desperately to the mist -covered hills. 457 00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:40,500 That is for us home. 458 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,460 Anyhow, there we were in Hampstead. 459 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:52,180 On the blasted heath getting bloody frozen and Mother here, Mother here said 460 00:35:52,180 --> 00:35:53,180 me, Dickie, she said. 461 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:57,880 I paid no particular attention. I thought she was talking to the birds. 462 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:02,410 She'll talk to anyone. She'll drink with anyone, too. She's not proud. 463 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:04,750 May I speak? 464 00:36:07,310 --> 00:36:08,470 Doesn't he go on? 465 00:36:08,790 --> 00:36:10,410 He'll bore the pants off you. 466 00:36:10,830 --> 00:36:13,090 And if that doesn't work, he'll try some other way. 467 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:19,410 You. 468 00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:21,770 You little Welshman, you. 469 00:36:22,670 --> 00:36:27,190 No, all we wanted to say was... that we would like to recreate for you a very 470 00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:32,230 historical occasion with a few catchy short airs that I'm sure you'll all be 471 00:36:32,230 --> 00:36:33,230 familiar with. 472 00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:39,690 We're going to sing for you, that's what she's trying to say. Funny way of 473 00:36:39,690 --> 00:36:43,630 putting things she's got. Anyway, what Mother here was referring to when she 474 00:36:43,630 --> 00:36:48,270 talked of the wonderful historical occasion was in fact her 40th birthday 475 00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:50,730 Budapest. Oh, and what a blowout that was. 476 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:56,080 And what an enormous amount of lovely gifts I received from my little Richard. 477 00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:58,220 A lovely gold necklace. 478 00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,380 Made from all your old wedding rings. 479 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:07,600 And, my dear, do you remember I gave you that most beautiful king -sized jar of 480 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,420 penicillin? Oh, yes, for the girl who has everything. 481 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,700 Yes, and can't get rid of it. 482 00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:24,020 Also, you gave me boots, of course. And Timothy Whiteson -Taylor's. 483 00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,940 Look at that. Isn't that too much? 484 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,740 It lights up at midnight. 485 00:37:29,940 --> 00:37:30,940 Yeah. 486 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:32,660 You should see where I keep the batteries. 487 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,400 So, on with the show. For our medley tonight, we are accompanied by none 488 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:43,620 than the famous all -male, ponty -breathe, naturally male voice choir. 489 00:37:44,060 --> 00:37:45,060 And here it is. 490 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,240 Haven't they got lovely vibratos? 491 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,740 I'll say, they sing good, too. 492 00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:05,840 Okay, boys, the Ash Grove from the top. 493 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:14,180 When Liz here turned 40... 494 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,520 We both got a little naughty. 495 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:23,160 I said to my little shorty, let's paint the town mauve. Soon each local 496 00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:30,140 urchin from cheap alcohol was lurching. And many a lad was searching for my 497 00:38:30,140 --> 00:38:31,980 treasure trove. 498 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:47,300 As my sweet Welsh rabbit did his funny Fred Astaire bit, a 499 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:51,640 tame grizzly bear bit me in the Ash Grove. 500 00:38:58,740 --> 00:39:03,320 Me and Liz got rather brandy. 501 00:39:14,509 --> 00:39:21,430 All the boys, this famous stock, it's cat to sing song. We were 502 00:39:21,430 --> 00:39:26,570 sharpest. I played flute and he was harpist. 503 00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:30,490 When 504 00:39:30,490 --> 00:39:37,750 friends 505 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,630 of my father's... 506 00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:41,930 Passed out and went to bed. 507 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:47,130 Liz served up the patty. Frog's legs and fried bread. 508 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:50,230 What a treat for every guest. 509 00:39:50,510 --> 00:39:53,110 People queued up for a breast. 510 00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:57,430 To feast on my middle -aged bread. 511 00:39:58,810 --> 00:40:04,050 We gave them bread and garlic jam and jelly. 512 00:40:04,450 --> 00:40:08,130 Chops and cheeses, old and smelly. 513 00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:14,320 And his aunt Nellie got locked in the loo. 514 00:40:15,180 --> 00:40:19,020 Drill the table, Rose and Doctor. 515 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:25,380 People standing in the gutter. Doing scenes from O 516 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:29,000 'Calcutta. What a smashing do. 517 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:33,020 Women getting flustered. 518 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:36,700 Men as keen as mustard. 519 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:39,460 Derek Fox. 520 00:40:40,790 --> 00:40:46,010 and filled it full of caviar and custard each 521 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:52,970 glass cost me half a knicker 522 00:40:52,970 --> 00:40:59,350 Alan Wicker kissed the vicar he was ticker too 523 00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:06,290 we paid a welcome in the hillside with 524 00:41:06,290 --> 00:41:08,950 crepes and strong well -tailed 525 00:41:10,190 --> 00:41:16,970 dined on cream cakes, prawns and meatballs, macaroni and french fried 526 00:42:02,510 --> 00:42:06,130 racket cost my dickie quite a packet. So next time I will arrange to hold it at 527 00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:07,130 the corn exchange. 528 00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:58,590 for this week. And next week, we'll be showing you part of the new Clint 529 00:42:58,590 --> 00:43:01,290 Eastwood Weston and part of the new Clint Westwood Easton. 530 00:43:03,550 --> 00:43:08,350 We shall also be looking at secretaries on the eve of their retirement and 531 00:43:08,350 --> 00:43:10,930 posing the question, are they on their last lap? 532 00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:18,870 We had hoped to interview this evening 88 -year -old Mr. Cyril Crittenden, one 533 00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:21,250 of the last survivors in the sinking of the Titanic. 534 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:24,330 But when he finally swam ashore this morning, he was too tired to make a 535 00:43:24,330 --> 00:43:25,330 statement. 536 00:43:27,290 --> 00:43:30,010 And finally, a late newsflash. 537 00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:35,970 News is just coming in of a customer being taken violently thick in the 538 00:43:35,970 --> 00:43:38,490 revolving restaurant on the top of the post office tower. 539 00:43:39,210 --> 00:43:42,230 Now, pedestrians... Sorry, I'll say that again. 540 00:43:42,470 --> 00:43:47,570 Pedestrians are advised to walk with extreme care along Oxford Street, 541 00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:49,870 Court Road, Euston Road and Jett Court Street. 542 00:43:50,190 --> 00:43:52,930 Oxford Street, Tottenham Court Road, Euston Road and Jett Court Street. 543 00:43:53,910 --> 00:43:55,590 And so it's goodnight from me. 544 00:43:56,060 --> 00:43:57,140 And it's good night from him. 545 00:43:57,340 --> 00:43:58,340 Good night.