1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,342 There's my little guy. How you doing? 2 00:00:08,384 --> 00:00:10,720 -You eating enough? -BRYCE: Mom, I think I fucked up my bowtie. 3 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,972 In a minute, dear. I am talking to your brother. 4 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,932 Why are you so dressed up? 5 00:00:14,974 --> 00:00:17,143 -Don't tell him. -Semiformal. 6 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,353 I'm going with Mikaela, my girlfriend. 7 00:00:19,395 --> 00:00:21,731 -You have a girlfriend? -Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:24,316 She's really nice, and she's got a little sister 9 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,985 that was the age you were... 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,403 (exhales) 11 00:00:27,445 --> 00:00:28,946 ...that you were when... 12 00:00:28,988 --> 00:00:33,075 -(crying) -Mom, it's been six years. 13 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:36,036 -My 19th birthday's in three months. -I know, 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,830 -I just, I just... -Talk to him later? 15 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:39,290 She's gonna be here any minute. 16 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,666 -Okay. -Jesus. 17 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:41,876 MOM: I got to go, sweetie. 18 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,377 But I'm gonna call you right b... 19 00:00:43,419 --> 00:00:45,421 (sighs) 20 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,013 ERNIE: You know, Ingrid, normally, couples therapy works best 21 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,182 when there's just one therapist. 22 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,976 It's only divorce attorneys that you both need your own. 23 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:01,145 I-I want to be open-minded, 24 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:04,148 but I just don't feel comfortable opening up 25 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:07,693 to a CGI dog with only a master's degree in social work. 26 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,653 -(Ernie growls softly) -THERAPIST: Yes, we looked you up, 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,030 Ernie Lampsterman. 28 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,574 (stammers) 29 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:15,659 Wow. Hope you guys are happy. 30 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,037 Ingrid, would you like to share 31 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,039 what's upsetting you about Nathan? 32 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,332 He's just so... 33 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:25,586 You are constantly pulling away. 34 00:01:25,628 --> 00:01:29,298 I'm trying to make this work, but you are so distant. 35 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,508 Look, I'm not trying to be. 36 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:31,759 Okay? But sometimes, it feels like 37 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,344 I don't have my own life anymore. 38 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,429 You know? I'm-I'm just this plaything for Ingrid, 39 00:01:35,471 --> 00:01:36,889 there when she wants me. 40 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,516 -That's not true. -You control 41 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,434 all my purchases, what I do, what I eat. 42 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,938 (gasps) Ooh. The skinny jeans came in. 43 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,815 See? She's literally dressing me like a doll. 44 00:01:45,856 --> 00:01:47,149 I'm sorry, okay? 45 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:48,526 I thought the skinny jeans would look good on you. 46 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:50,110 So I'll just return them. 47 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,321 Personally, I love the skinny jeans. 48 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:53,864 Thank you so much. 49 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,158 I can feel my pulse in my thighs. 50 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,202 ♪ ♪ 51 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:03,833 (clacking over video) 52 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,257 It's hard for me to let you win if you won't take your turn. 53 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,384 Whatever. I don't care. 54 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:16,595 -Okay. What's going on? -My parents won't update my avatar. 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,682 It's like I'm repeating sixth grade over and over again. 56 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:23,310 I was born 18 years ago, and I don't have ball hair. 57 00:02:24,353 --> 00:02:25,855 Aww. 58 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:28,482 I mean, they want to keep you the way they remember you. 59 00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:29,817 Then there's this. 60 00:02:29,859 --> 00:02:32,069 My little brother 61 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,196 going with a girl to some semiformal 62 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:35,823 dumb-shit dance. 63 00:02:35,865 --> 00:02:38,701 This is his second girlfriend. 64 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,369 He's lapping me. 65 00:02:40,411 --> 00:02:41,996 Hey, it's not a race. 66 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,914 Most men don't get that. 67 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,332 DYLAN: Hey, girl. 68 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:47,960 You looking damn fine. 69 00:02:48,002 --> 00:02:49,211 WOMAN: Excuse me? 70 00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:51,130 Did somebody lose their child? 71 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,131 (mouths) 72 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,549 See what I mean? 73 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,342 If I had the body that went with my age, 74 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,761 -I would wreck that ass! -NORA: Okay, okay, 75 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:59,263 you need to calm down. 76 00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:00,556 I get that you're frustrated, 77 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:01,807 but you can't come on that strong. 78 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,643 If I came on as strong as I feel, 79 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,438 I'd pound a hole in the fabric of Lakeview. 80 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:11,984 Sometimes I'm glad I'm sitting safely behind this screen. 81 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,945 Nathan was dying, okay? His vitals, 82 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:17,865 they were fading, and-and my grandma lives in Lakeview. 83 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:20,159 Right? So, uh, so all of the pieces just sort of fit together 84 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,827 in this really nice way. 85 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,580 See? Without Ingrid, you wouldn't even be here today. 86 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,665 Yeah, well, Fran said my vitals were starting to go back up 87 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,083 right before I uploaded. 88 00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,543 That's not true, is it? 89 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:31,545 With deep respect, Fran is a moron. 90 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,088 Just tell me if it's true. 91 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:35,007 I don't know. 92 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,050 You don't know? 93 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,927 I'm-- Maybe. I mean, I don't... 94 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,803 I don't know. I-I-- I-It could be true. 95 00:03:39,845 --> 00:03:41,347 I-I noticed something was going up, 96 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,140 but-but I didn't really know what it meant. 97 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:46,018 What the fuck, Ingrid? I'm dead. 98 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,937 (stammers) I didn't want to lose you. 99 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:49,939 -(stammers) -No. 100 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,816 You didn't care if I died, you just didn't want to be alone. 101 00:03:54,276 --> 00:03:57,488 God... Pants! 102 00:03:57,529 --> 00:03:59,698 -(door closes) -Okay, well, 103 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,201 I have you for another 20 minutes. 104 00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:06,497 Sorry. 105 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,748 Yep. 106 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,586 (sighs): Oh, fuck. 107 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,380 That's mine. Pay up, son. 108 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,506 Take it. 109 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,924 Hey! Hey, there. 110 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,468 Uh, do you want to join in on this action? 111 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:21,470 Guess what? I'm not even supposed to be here. 112 00:04:21,512 --> 00:04:22,888 She's with someone, thank you. 113 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,765 Can it. My vitals were going back up. 114 00:04:24,807 --> 00:04:27,017 -Ingrid saw and... -I said she's with someone, asswipe. 115 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,185 Take a hint. 116 00:04:28,227 --> 00:04:29,436 NORA: Whoa. 117 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,063 Settle. Geez. 118 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,524 I think Nathan just heard some disturbing news. 119 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:36,318 -Yeah, you think? -Nobody feels like they should be here. 120 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,029 Do you think I wanted to fall into the Grand Canyon? 121 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:41,573 (chuckles) Wait, that's how you died? 122 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,576 They should expect people to try and break the glass floor. 123 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,370 They should design for it. 124 00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:48,539 I saw that video. You dabbed on the way down. 125 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:51,000 Well, yeah. That's how you get the likes. 126 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,754 See? You two cool guys can be friends. 127 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:58,340 NATHAN: Aww, thanks, Mom. Hey, kid, you want to hit 128 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,342 hit the Search Bar? I want to put something on Ingrid's tab. 129 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:01,719 Bourbon, neat. 130 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,679 Root beer, cold. 131 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,597 Let's go. 132 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,976 LUKE: Swipe right. 133 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,728 Beautiful teeth. 134 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,396 Oh, Sascha. Hello, there. 135 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,982 (computer chimes) 136 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,233 No. God, no. 137 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,610 Are you on Nitely? 138 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,113 -(exhales) -Nitely is only 139 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,282 for living people to hook up with one another. 140 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,076 No living woman wants to hook up with your dead, catfishing ass. 141 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,453 Okay, okay. 142 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,787 Geez. 143 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,456 I was just browsing, for old time's sake. 144 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:31,665 A guy can look. 145 00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,542 I'm watching you, dead boy. 146 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,674 (inhales) 147 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:41,884 Yep. 148 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,553 Yeehaw! Let's go, let's go! 149 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:46,055 -Oh, you're cheating. -Faster, faster. 150 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,306 What is happening? 151 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,934 -(whoops) -(laughs) 152 00:05:50,976 --> 00:05:53,062 (laughs) That was dope. 153 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,314 -Again. -(whoops) Let's go. 154 00:05:56,899 --> 00:06:01,945 Voice mail for customer service employee 11-55-C. 155 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,364 -(whirs) -(coughing) Hey, honey. 156 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:07,326 It's Dad. I'm at Cuomo Memorial. 157 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,869 (coughing) 158 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,913 Damn lungs again. Thought I'd let you know. 159 00:06:10,954 --> 00:06:14,208 -My gosh. Dad. -You should go to him, right? 160 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,502 Uh, I'm supposed to be taking care of Dylan, uh... 161 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,045 No, no. Don't worry about him. I got this, okay? 162 00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:20,297 -Go to your dad. -DYLAN: Yeah. Do what you got to do. 163 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,466 -We cool. -Okay. Thanks. 164 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:24,885 T-This is, this is such a big help. 165 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,929 Uh, take some Lakeview Bucks just in case. 166 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,807 (chiming sounds) 167 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:35,020 Oh, ho, oh... 168 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:37,231 Buddy, buddy, I matched us with two nines. 169 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,483 -What are you talking about? -I made us fake Nitely accounts, 170 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:42,069 and we got these swipe-rights in no time. 171 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:44,738 Hot, spicy. I'll take the tall one. 172 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,032 Dude, you're, like, four. I'm showing my wingman. 173 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,076 I-I can't. I'm on babysitting duty. 174 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,328 I'm helping my angel with a personal emergency. 175 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:53,288 And also, Ingrid. 176 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,165 We're supposed to meet them on the hotel floors. 177 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:57,126 That's where the living meet to party in VR. 178 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,669 Uploads aren't allowed on hotel floors. 179 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,754 Thanks, Sheriff Short. 180 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,631 That's why we're going to the Grey Market first, 181 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,716 to pick up a hack to force our way down. 182 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,218 Grey Market? Hell yeah. 183 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,387 -Take me. -(scoffs) Yeah, right. 184 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,681 -Wait, what's the Grey Market? -Oh, a hacker like you would love it. 185 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,225 You can get anything there. No rules. 186 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:16,854 Oh, that is intriguing, but I can't. I made a promise. 187 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:19,481 Come on, Nathan. Don't be a loser. 188 00:07:19,523 --> 00:07:21,358 Please! Come on. Please. 189 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,527 -Nathan, look at me. I need this, man. I need it. -Come on. 190 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,862 -Please. I need it. -DYLAN: Please, Nathan. 191 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:26,155 -Come on. Please, man. Please. -Come on. 192 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,739 -Please, please, please! -Please, Nathan, come on. 193 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,283 -DYLAN: Please, Nathan! Please! -Please, Nathan, please? 194 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,326 -Please, Nathan, oh, my God... -For God's sake! 195 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:33,370 Nathan, just take them. 196 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,207 Okay, fine, a quick trip. 197 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:38,584 -Yes! Yeah! -Yes! (whoops) 198 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:39,793 (both babbling) 199 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:42,296 NATHAN: So where exactly are we going? 200 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:45,632 -Off the map. I guess you'd call it the dark web. -Uh-huh. 201 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,384 Yeah, there's this super secret place 202 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,386 you can pass through the hedge. 203 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:50,679 Can you spot it? 204 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,642 (groans) 205 00:07:56,727 --> 00:07:58,687 Gentlemen, can I help you? 206 00:07:58,729 --> 00:08:00,272 This area's off-limits. 207 00:08:00,314 --> 00:08:02,774 No, no-- sir? Sir. Little sir, no, seriously. 208 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,776 Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown. 209 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:05,986 No, no, seriously, it's dangerous. 210 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:08,030 Mr. Brown? 211 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,448 Whoa. 212 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,701 Horizen will not be held liable for any avatar corruption! 213 00:08:12,743 --> 00:08:14,119 We're not playing! 214 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,121 (stammers) I-I could get through this hedge 215 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,789 any time I want. 216 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,875 And I just don't want to today. 217 00:08:21,877 --> 00:08:24,171 (beeps) 218 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:28,091 Okay. Nothing to be scared of here, guys. 219 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:29,718 Hmm? What's that, Dylan? 220 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,387 You think we should hold hands so nobody gets lost? 221 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,181 (chuckles) Fine. 222 00:08:34,223 --> 00:08:36,225 I didn't say anything, wuss. 223 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,229 What's with the numbers? 224 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,105 You have, like, a lot of questions. 225 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,899 It's for our locator pings. 226 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,234 Lakeview keeps track of all uploads 227 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,027 by pinging us every hour. 228 00:08:47,069 --> 00:08:49,238 If we're off the map, we don't ping back, the system assumes 229 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,074 -we've been erased. -Then what? 230 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,409 I heard your avatar disappears and your consciousness wanders 231 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,286 the Grey Zone for all of eternity. 232 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:59,373 So let's hurry up and get there, huh? 233 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:02,084 -(buzzing passes by) -(sighs) 234 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:04,586 If I'm an invisible consciousness, 235 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:08,173 I'm gonna go up people's noses and out their butts like a fart. 236 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,092 I like the way you think. 237 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,385 There. 238 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,595 That's it? 239 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:15,347 (laughs) 240 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,476 (whoops) 241 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:22,604 (indistinct chatter) 242 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:25,107 LUKE: Oh, man. 243 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:30,279 This is sick. 244 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:35,075 Just see! 'Sup, kid? 245 00:09:35,117 --> 00:09:36,368 NATHAN: Uh-oh. 246 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,744 VENDOR: Bad smells for sale! 247 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,413 -Fuck off. -Bad smells for sale! 248 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,707 -Hey, boys. -We got sweat, dirty pennies 249 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,208 and a hot chick's morning breath. 250 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,209 All fresh. 251 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,335 Sure you're 18? 252 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:48,505 18 and three quarters, dickbag. 253 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,716 -(grunting) -(groans) 254 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:53,218 (grunting) 255 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,347 LUKE: Here we go. 256 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,808 Two Lakeview elevator hacks. 257 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:02,561 Ooh! Trying to party with some living ladies, huh? 258 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,146 (giggles) 259 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,939 I'll throw in some antivirus to be safe. 260 00:10:05,981 --> 00:10:08,483 Can you make it quick? We're on a time crunch. 261 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:09,901 Can I go look around? 262 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:13,322 This is the most action I've ever gotten. 263 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,115 I mean, we do have 40 minutes. 264 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,200 Just stay close, okay? 265 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,286 We're always watching you. 266 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:20,871 VENDOR 2: Celebrity memories! 267 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,706 I got real celebrity memories here, people! 268 00:10:22,748 --> 00:10:24,124 Pulled moments after upload. 269 00:10:24,166 --> 00:10:25,417 Drake pooping. 270 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:27,586 The sad end of Sir Justin Bieber. 271 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,713 Huh? Hey, hey. 272 00:10:29,755 --> 00:10:31,757 I got Penélope Cruz in the shower. 273 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,342 Huh? 274 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,676 This is stupid. 275 00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,762 You're stupid. Those pants are dumb. 276 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,305 What do you keep in there, Teddy Grahams? (chuckles) 277 00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,723 Fuck off, you fat nerd. 278 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,266 Bite me, Tiny Tim. 279 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,518 -Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay. -Come on! -(laughing) 280 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,853 Come on. Come on. 281 00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,772 How would you like to hack 282 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,523 into a living person's wrist phone camera? 283 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,317 Ten seconds for 100 coins. 284 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,318 Interesting. 285 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,944 Are you kidding me? 286 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,280 I've seen 100 different sex bot shops, 287 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,616 -and this is where you want to go? -Okay. 288 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,742 How 'bout Jamie Arpaz, 289 00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,160 my old business partner? 290 00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,579 2-1-3-5, ampersand sign, 291 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,581 7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2. 292 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,627 MAN: So, you see, the best part is, 293 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,129 the design costs nothing 294 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,131 because the uploads build their own homes. 295 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,801 -WOMAN: How? -As Josh said, 296 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,219 my software is unique 297 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,512 and proprietary. 298 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,055 Huh. 299 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,807 What is he up to? 300 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,642 We got 12 minutes left. Let's roll. 301 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,561 Where's the kid? 302 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,063 Oh, shit. 303 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,648 He was right here. Dylan? 304 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,316 Dylan?! 305 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,235 (chuckles): Man, I can't believe your angel trusted you. 306 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,403 (chuckles) 307 00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,030 -Dylan! Dylan! -Dylan! Dylan! 308 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,407 (monitor beeping steadily) 309 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,283 (indistinct P.A. announcement) 310 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,746 AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Hello, visitor. 311 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,874 The patient is suffering from chronic vape lung. 312 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,918 Noncontagious. 313 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,879 Mr. Antony, 314 00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,714 we simply can't keep meeting like this. 315 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,509 (chuckles) Well, I don't think we will be much longer. 316 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,511 -(coughs) -Dad, come on. 317 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,265 I don't want to run up a-a stack of bills like when Mom died. 318 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,351 Y-You had to skip college. 319 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,270 Can you imagine me as a lawyer? 320 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,564 (chuckles): Yeah. It was your dream. 321 00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,568 You went as Gloria Allred three Halloweens in a row. 322 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,278 (chuckles) 323 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,448 I just want you to be happy. 324 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,201 It's been nothing but sickness and crap for too long. 325 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,704 We're still here. 326 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,873 Together. Right now. 327 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,749 That makes me happy. 328 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:33,170 (coughing) 329 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,881 Oh, I hate to leave you alone. 330 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,674 Well, you wouldn't if you uploaded. 331 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,302 Oh. Oh, I've seen the commercial. 332 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,765 I go on dates. 333 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,143 I mean, there's a guy I might like. 334 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,395 -Ooh. -Okay. 335 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,731 There's nothing yet. We're just friends. 336 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,192 It's kind of long-distance. 337 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,651 How long-distance? 338 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,236 Long. 339 00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,362 What's he do? 340 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,617 He's in computers. 341 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368 Is he there for you? 342 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,204 I mean, can you really count on the guy? 343 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,624 Yeah. 344 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,584 I think I can. 345 00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,044 -Dylan! -Dylan! 346 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,838 Dylan! 347 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,924 -Fuck! -Dylan! 348 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,009 Dylan?! 349 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,302 How could you have brought a child here? 350 00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,720 What is wrong with you? 351 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,721 Dylan! 352 00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,848 Dylan?! Dylan?! 353 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,018 -DYLAN: Yeah, man! (laughs) -Dylan?! 354 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,062 There. There, there, there. There. 355 00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,314 (groans) You didn't tell me this would hurt. 356 00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,315 You want hair where you were telling me, 357 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,691 you better hold still. 358 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,027 -Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now. -In a minute. 359 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,737 No, now. You'll just have half a tattoo. 360 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,988 It's not a tattoo. 361 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,449 -It's a puberty power-up. -A what? 362 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,784 What the hell does that mean? 363 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,285 Just some code to age up his avatar. 364 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,496 I got it off a top-notch Russian hacker. 365 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,122 Next time he falls asleep, 366 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,000 he'll wake up with adult parts. And... done. 367 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,253 -(groans) -Great. Okay, we are one ping away from annihilation. 368 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,629 -Come on. -Uh-uh-uh-uh. 369 00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,089 600 Facebook Libras. 370 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,383 Fuck. 371 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,218 Stupid pants. 372 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,095 -Great. Okay. -DYLAN: Hey, see 373 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,055 if those Nitely girls have a friend for me! 374 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,683 -NATHAN: Like a babysitter? -DYLAN: You motherfucker! 375 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,824 Cafeteria's that way. 376 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,451 Oh, actually, I had a question about scanners. 377 00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:32,247 Do these machines ever damage memories by accident? 378 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,498 Never. 379 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,125 They're, uh... 380 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,960 glorious, really. 381 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,587 You can watch the life of a squirrel beat for beat 382 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,754 if you put one in this machine. 383 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,591 Not that I ever have. 384 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,760 Uh, what if I happen to know, uh, 385 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,721 an upload with damaged memories? 386 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,556 Then it wouldn't be the machine's fault. 387 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,516 It's always whoever designed the avatar. 388 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,561 Those low-wage clowns, they mess up all the time. 389 00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,731 Well, actually, I made the avatar. 390 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,857 Oh. 391 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,818 Are there any other possibilities? 392 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,320 Somebody somewhere is probably... 393 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,280 (chuckles): up to some kind of fuckery. 394 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,908 Well, is there anything I can do to fix the memories? 395 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,286 I used .Mem Restore, and I got a couple watchable. 396 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,163 -.Mem Restore. -Mm-hmm. 397 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,875 Why not just throw your money directly down the toilet? 398 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,919 The only consumer app that isn't shit is Memboost Turbo. 399 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,588 I have a download card you can use. 400 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,007 It'll work on any device. 401 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,717 Oh, thanks. 402 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,510 Are you sure? 403 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,473 Of course. This is the longest conversation I've had in years. 404 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,600 -LUKE: Go! -(panting) 405 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,143 DYLAN: Guys! 406 00:15:35,185 --> 00:15:37,437 (panting) 407 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,898 (grunting) 408 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,316 Go, go, go, go. 409 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,360 (panting) 410 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,532 Oh. Oh, okay. Nap time. 411 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368 I'll drop him off at his room. 412 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,410 Don't be long. 413 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,953 Here's your hotel level pass 414 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,789 for 4006. 415 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,332 Meet you at the bar. 416 00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,541 And don't change out of the skinny jeans. 417 00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,542 You look amazing. 418 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,169 Stop. 419 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,630 You think so? 420 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,759 Yeah, you're all tuckered out, huh, buddy? 421 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,010 You had a big day. 422 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,512 -(snoring) -Ew, ew. Drool. 423 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,138 Drool, drool. Gross. (groans) 424 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,724 Yuck. 425 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,935 (sighs) 426 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,228 Okay. 427 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,939 And, uh... 428 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,107 I don't know. People do this, right? 429 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,191 Here you go. 430 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:25,026 (groans softly) 431 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,070 This is great. Perfect. 432 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,363 (door opens, closes) 433 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,365 (indistinct chatter) 434 00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,409 -(Muzak playing) -(whistles softly) 435 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,207 4006. 436 00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,458 Oh, I'm sorry. 437 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,085 Uploads are not allowed on the hotel fl... 438 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,795 -(beeps) -(grunting) 439 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,840 And away we go! 440 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,138 (rattling) 441 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,850 (shouting, whooping) 442 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:01,479 -(dance music playing) -(chatter, laughter) 443 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:04,983 (elevator bell dings) 444 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,402 DJ: ♪ Can I get an "H" ♪ 445 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,403 ♪ For Horizen? ♪ 446 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,447 ♪ ♪ 447 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,872 ♪ I say, "A," you say, "I" ♪ 448 00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,540 ♪ Artificial DJ say, "Here we go" ♪ 449 00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,125 ♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go! ♪ 450 00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,668 (chuckles): Yes! 451 00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,049 Hey. All right. 452 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,968 -Uh-huh. Hi. Mwah. -Hi. 453 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,053 And, uh... and you 454 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,597 are for my friend. 455 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,432 Do you want a drink? 456 00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:40,852 (soft ringing) 457 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,313 (trilling) 458 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,365 ♪ ♪ 459 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,284 My buddy will be here any minute. 460 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,619 You want to dance? 461 00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,205 I don't want to leave Chloe alone. 462 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,707 Of course. Cool. 463 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209 Yeah. 464 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,461 Hey, so tell me more 465 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,214 about your coworker who uses your mug. 466 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,340 That shit is bananas. 467 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,175 -Yeah. Karen. -God. 468 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,594 -She's a bitch. She's... -Karen, learn to read. 469 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,763 -Your name's on it. -...the worst. 470 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,098 Yeah. (sighs) 471 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,608 Shh. 472 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,735 (chuckles) 473 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,987 -(Nathan whistles) -I'll be right back. 474 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,742 (sighs) You didn't tell me 475 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,327 your dad was this rich. 476 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,204 I'd have proposed by now. 477 00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,206 INGRID: And powerful. 478 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,125 President Reagan gave this to my dad 479 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,418 when he was in college. 480 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,754 It's his favorite thing in the world. 481 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,173 That's including me. 482 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:53,633 (Nathan chuckles) 483 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,052 This bottle's old enough to be my grandfather. 484 00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,389 Mm-hmm. He was saving it for a special occasion. 485 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,432 (chuckles) 486 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,355 (kissing) 487 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,573 ♪ ♪ 488 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,760 Hey, um, Batia? 489 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,637 Do you ever go on my computer? 490 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,807 That is serious accusation. 491 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,851 I will take lie detector. 492 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,978 Oh, you-you don't have to. I-I was just wondering 493 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,607 'cause I-I seem to have lost some files in this one folder. 494 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,025 I will take lie detector. 495 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,277 No one can control their skin. 496 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,904 Yeah. 497 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,488 Okay. 498 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,118 Dude, where are you? Did you know 499 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120 that Sascha got downsized to a smaller cubicle 500 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,872 because her boss has it in for her? 501 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,499 Because I do. I'm doing all the heavy lifting 502 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,543 myself. Grooming tools down. 503 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,378 I'm not grooming. 504 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,006 I'm taking a shit. 505 00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,424 Hurry up. 506 00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,222 (snores, exhales) 507 00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:25,600 (yawns) 508 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,484 (exhales) 509 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,071 Oh. 510 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,198 Yes. 511 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,825 So it begins. 512 00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,243 (clears throat) 513 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,538 First stop: the ladies by the pool. 514 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,082 (exhales) 515 00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,084 (chuckles) I like your style. 516 00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,294 Yo, thank you. 517 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,636 Can I help you with something? 518 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,555 That's what I fucking thought. 519 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,057 Oh, dear. 520 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,227 Um, uh, you may need to cover up, please? 521 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,478 -What the fuck? -Perhaps you'd be more comfortable... 522 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,105 I'm going for a swim, dork. 523 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,690 -Please, j-just... -Get off. 524 00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,108 Angel! 525 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,070 And then, with no warning, he's like, "Leesha, 526 00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,864 -the bichon frise has been sick all week." -(alert chiming) 527 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,784 I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause you keep feeding it Raisinets." 528 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:25,785 -DYLAN: Get off! -(concierge grunting) 529 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,911 Dylan? 530 00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,871 -Just... -Get the fuck off of me. 531 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,914 Oh, shit. 532 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,547 Shit. Hey. 533 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,674 I trusted you. 534 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,967 Who's this, now? 535 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,176 This is Dylan. 536 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,803 -What? -NORA: Yeah. Heard all about 537 00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,596 your little field trip to the Grey Zone. 538 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,266 Turns out the puberty patch was female. 539 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,476 -Oh. -You guys effed up. 540 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228 Dude, biology 101. 541 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,980 It says "XX," not "XY." 542 00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,356 How am I supposed to know? I thought it just meant 543 00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,774 he's gonna be, like, extra, extra manly. 544 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,777 -Oh, hey... -Haven't you ever seen boobs before? 545 00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,738 The... They're for feeding babies. 546 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,699 -Yummy. -Oh, grow up. Creep. 547 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,909 -Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry. -ALEESHA: Mm. 548 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,746 This has Luke's greasy fingerprints all over it. 549 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,581 Where is that Hurt Lockin' asshole? 550 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,585 Found him. 551 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,670 And he's right where he's not supposed to be. 552 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,257 (exhales) I'm really sorry. 553 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,814 Oh, fuck. 554 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,816 -What are you doing? -What does it look like? 555 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,360 I told you to keep your dead ass away from our living visitors. 556 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,905 Ma'am, do you know he's an upload 557 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,323 from our permanent resident floors? 558 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,158 She doesn't care. She thinks that's hot. 559 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,285 -Wait, what? You're an upload? -ALEESHA: Mm-hmm. 560 00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,370 Yeah. No, that's fine. That's totally cool. 561 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,247 I can totally handle that. That's not weird. 562 00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,665 That's not weird. 563 00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,250 (clears throat) No, it's not weird. 564 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,711 Will you excuse me just a min... (clears throat) 565 00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,755 (Sascha coughing and retching) 566 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,015 Get your ass back upstairs. 567 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,856 So, do you want to, you know, make out? 568 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,733 WOMAN: Greg, dinner! 569 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,984 GREG: Coming, Ma! 570 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,028 Just fucking with some dead people. 571 00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,033 Wh-Wh... Why? 572 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,785 Well, this was the move of a true douchebag. 573 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,203 I know. I'm sorry. 574 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,664 I'm sorry, dude... ette. 575 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,915 NORA: Poor kid. 576 00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,501 Dylan, we all know that gender's a spectrum, 577 00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,170 so if this is your way of, you know, telling us 578 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,923 that this body is more in line with your identity inside, 579 00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,758 that-that is just great. 580 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,636 And I'm sure we both support you. 581 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,513 -Yes, of course. 100%. -No. 582 00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,140 I can tell this is not me. 583 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,475 Can you just change me back, please? 584 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,979 Okay. But it's gonna take me hours to reprogram, 585 00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,605 so are you sure? 586 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,190 Yeah, I'm sure. 587 00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,900 -(sighs) -Right. 588 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,196 Well, next time, I'll leave you with real grown-ups. 589 00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,866 Oh, how's your dad? Fuck. 590 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,284 Smooth. 591 00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,918 Those golfers staring at me 592 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,087 was definitely the worst part. 593 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,714 Yeah, I can imagine. 594 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,675 I bet a lot of girls feel that way sometimes, too. 595 00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,510 You know, when guys are only interested 596 00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,637 in their bodies. 597 00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,058 I guess everybody wants to be treated like a person. 598 00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,894 NATHAN: Yeah. 599 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,897 Oh... fuck, I missed your titties? 600 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,607 They're the talk of the lobby. 601 00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,650 Hey, not cool, man. 602 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,444 Oh. Sorry. My bad. 603 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,738 Why do they have to program me so horny? 604 00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,573 I'm sure they'd remove it if they could. 605 00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,367 (exhales) Then why make our angels so freaking hot? 606 00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,703 Mine has legs that just won't quit. 607 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,831 You know, I was only a woman for a couple of hours, 608 00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,458 but that's demeaning. 609 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,460 I bet when you didn't have legs, 610 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,170 you didn't want that to be the only thing 611 00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,504 people noticed about you. 612 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,048 Okay, PC Police. 613 00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,883 I'll come back when you're fixed. 614 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,384 DYLAN: You know, 615 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,846 I may still only have a 12-year-old's body, 616 00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,348 but I'm more mature than Luke. 617 00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,849 Definitely. 618 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,518 But that's a pretty low bar, kid. 619 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,567 Call Josh Pitzer. 620 00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,486 Hello, Mr. Pitzer. 621 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,446 Just confirming we're still on for 5:00. 622 00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,031 This is the third time you've called to confirm. 623 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,282 We're still on. 624 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,784 I'll see you in two minutes. 625 00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,676 Huh. 626 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:52,843 (chimes) 627 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,303 Car? 628 00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,097 Car, what-what are you doing? 629 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,183 Stop. Stop. 630 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,185 Obey me! 631 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,228 (tires screech) 632 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,312 (rumbling) 633 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,939 The heck? 634 00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,358 What's that noise? 635 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,985 We're on wood? 636 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,820 No, no, no. Car. 637 00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,530 Car. 638 00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,116 Car, stop! 639 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,410 Oh, thank God. 640 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,747 Call for help. 641 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,916 Okay? Call your mom. 642 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,626 Something is wrong with my car, okay? 643 00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,296 Did you hear me? Call for help. 644 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,505 Yeah. Or... No, no, no. 645 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,716 Don't move. Damn it! 646 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,386 No! 647 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,512 Stop! 648 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,806 -(people screaming) -Wait, wait! No! 649 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,310 Stop!