1 00:00:17,886 --> 00:00:19,386 And so it goes, gentlemen. 2 00:00:20,622 --> 00:00:22,055 For the final time... 3 00:00:22,157 --> 00:00:26,593 Old Glory rises by these hands. 4 00:00:31,266 --> 00:00:33,367 Suffice to say, it has been an honor. 5 00:00:33,469 --> 00:00:35,102 Yeah. 6 00:00:35,204 --> 00:00:36,870 It's gonna be okay, sir. 7 00:00:36,972 --> 00:00:39,773 I... I just know that Maria's gonna pull through. 8 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:42,776 I'm just so sorry to leave both of you in this situation... 9 00:00:42,878 --> 00:00:47,014 principal-less just as the school year is picking up steam. 10 00:00:47,116 --> 00:00:49,516 But Maria needs me now. 11 00:00:49,618 --> 00:00:50,717 Uh, Principal Welles? 12 00:00:50,819 --> 00:00:52,786 I... I don't want to make light of the situation, 13 00:00:52,888 --> 00:00:54,054 but for my own knowledge, sir, 14 00:00:54,156 --> 00:00:55,856 and if you don't feel comfortable saying, 15 00:00:55,958 --> 00:00:57,324 please feel free to decline, 16 00:00:57,426 --> 00:00:59,326 but do you know who will be replacing you? 17 00:00:59,428 --> 00:01:01,361 Oh, here come the buzzards. Why don't you just let 18 00:01:01,463 --> 00:01:03,163 the man grieve for his dying wife, huh? 19 00:01:03,265 --> 00:01:04,631 Give him that. 20 00:01:04,733 --> 00:01:06,333 Superintendent Haas 21 00:01:06,435 --> 00:01:08,168 has yet to make a decision. 22 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:09,236 Quite frankly, 23 00:01:09,338 --> 00:01:11,338 I could give a damn whoever it is. 24 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,373 Just remember one thing, 25 00:01:13,475 --> 00:01:15,509 it's all about the students. 26 00:01:15,611 --> 00:01:18,111 It's not about you two. 27 00:01:18,213 --> 00:01:19,246 That's very wise. 28 00:01:19,348 --> 00:01:20,680 I get it. I mean, it might take 29 00:01:20,783 --> 00:01:22,649 a little while for it to sink in with this one here, 30 00:01:22,751 --> 00:01:23,817 but I hear you loud and clear. 31 00:01:23,919 --> 00:01:25,619 - It's a Gamby promise. - Go to hell, Gamby. 32 00:01:25,721 --> 00:01:26,820 Make me go to hell, Lee. 33 00:01:26,922 --> 00:01:27,888 - Enough. - Enough. 34 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:29,489 - You enough. - Oh, fuck off. 35 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,158 - No, I will not. - Fuck off! 36 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:32,981 You fuck yourself off. If you like it so much, you... 37 00:01:33,006 --> 00:01:33,784 You fuck, Fuck you. 38 00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:35,429 Just say the goddamn pledge! 39 00:01:38,700 --> 00:01:39,733 Fuck-head. 40 00:01:39,835 --> 00:01:40,767 Shit fucker. 41 00:01:40,869 --> 00:01:42,669 I pledge allegiance 42 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:44,104 to the Flag 43 00:01:44,206 --> 00:01:46,706 of the United States of America 44 00:01:46,809 --> 00:01:49,409 and to the Republic for which it stands, 45 00:01:49,511 --> 00:01:54,481 one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty 46 00:01:54,583 --> 00:01:56,183 - and justice for all. - Aah! 47 00:01:56,285 --> 00:01:58,952 I'm going to turn around now, knuckleheads. 48 00:02:02,057 --> 00:02:03,490 That was a good pledge, sir. 49 00:02:03,592 --> 00:02:04,991 It was a very good pledge, sir. 50 00:02:11,995 --> 00:02:15,179 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.MY-SUBS.com - 51 00:02:20,576 --> 00:02:22,342 Yeah! 52 00:02:22,444 --> 00:02:24,511 Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby. 53 00:02:24,613 --> 00:02:26,646 Please report to the main lobby. 54 00:02:27,549 --> 00:02:28,849 Attention, attention, Mr. Gamby. 55 00:02:28,951 --> 00:02:30,417 - Please report to the main lobby. - Stop it! 56 00:02:30,519 --> 00:02:32,486 Move! Move, move, move, move, move, move! 57 00:02:32,588 --> 00:02:33,653 Move! 58 00:02:34,990 --> 00:02:36,656 Ooh! 59 00:02:39,394 --> 00:02:40,527 Okay, that was not smart. 60 00:02:40,629 --> 00:02:42,262 Get to my office. Get out of the fuckin' hall. 61 00:02:42,364 --> 00:02:44,431 Down there, get up! 62 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:45,765 Go! 63 00:02:45,868 --> 00:02:47,434 What are y'all watching, a cage match? 64 00:02:47,536 --> 00:02:49,836 Get back to class, you savages! 65 00:02:54,176 --> 00:02:56,643 Principal Welles' last day at school, 66 00:02:56,745 --> 00:02:59,446 and this is the day you all decide to throw down. 67 00:02:59,548 --> 00:03:01,181 It's not very respectful, if you ask me. 68 00:03:01,283 --> 00:03:03,416 Makes me sick just looking at all three of you. 69 00:03:03,519 --> 00:03:05,185 Sick to my stomach. 70 00:03:05,287 --> 00:03:06,887 You see that paddle over there? 71 00:03:06,989 --> 00:03:09,789 That paddle used to belong to my father when he was a principal. 72 00:03:09,892 --> 00:03:11,224 You wanna throw punches in the hallway? 73 00:03:11,326 --> 00:03:13,960 I will pull that paddle down and it will swing. 74 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,929 We were just kidding around. Josh, shut it. 75 00:03:16,031 --> 00:03:18,131 Matthew, what happened? 76 00:03:18,233 --> 00:03:19,466 Oh, I can help. 77 00:03:19,568 --> 00:03:20,867 He was being bullied. 78 00:03:20,969 --> 00:03:22,135 He didn't throw a single punch. 79 00:03:22,237 --> 00:03:24,871 Ms. Snodgrass, I know that it's probably 80 00:03:24,973 --> 00:03:26,940 a very dramatic thing for a beautiful woman 81 00:03:27,042 --> 00:03:29,242 like yourself to witness such barbarianism, 82 00:03:29,344 --> 00:03:31,545 but please allow me to conduct the investigation, okay? 83 00:03:31,647 --> 00:03:32,979 Matthew, go head. 84 00:03:33,916 --> 00:03:35,182 Josh is right. 85 00:03:35,284 --> 00:03:36,650 We were just playing around 86 00:03:36,752 --> 00:03:38,285 and got carried away. 87 00:03:39,655 --> 00:03:41,555 All right, stonewall me, man. 88 00:03:41,657 --> 00:03:43,190 I can't help you if you don't let me. 89 00:03:43,292 --> 00:03:44,791 Neal! Ga... Ga... Mr. Gamby, 90 00:03:44,893 --> 00:03:46,826 excuse me, but obviously these two 91 00:03:46,929 --> 00:03:48,895 are pressuring Matthew into not saying anything. 92 00:03:48,997 --> 00:03:50,716 And take it from me, he's a good student. 93 00:03:50,741 --> 00:03:51,722 Yeah, I understand. 94 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,800 Uh, I deal with them on a regular basis, all right? 95 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,135 Now, I get it. You're a new teacher. 96 00:03:55,237 --> 00:03:57,304 You're full of ideals. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. 97 00:03:57,406 --> 00:03:59,606 But you're a little out of your jurisdiction, okay? 98 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:01,374 We got a zero-tolerance policy 99 00:04:01,476 --> 00:04:02,943 when it comes to violence in this school. 100 00:04:03,045 --> 00:04:04,377 Doesn't matter who started it. 101 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:05,512 Everyone gets punished. 102 00:04:05,614 --> 00:04:08,014 Corey L., five days out of school suspension. 103 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:09,983 You pop me one more time, you son-of-a-bitch, 104 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:12,252 and I will bounce you right the fuck out of this school. 105 00:04:12,354 --> 00:04:13,620 Get up and get out. 106 00:04:13,722 --> 00:04:15,388 You know, I should slap you across your mouth. 107 00:04:15,490 --> 00:04:16,690 You punch like a woman. 108 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:17,958 Potter, Josh Props, 109 00:04:18,060 --> 00:04:19,693 Five days in-school suspension. 110 00:04:19,795 --> 00:04:21,461 Potter, I don't want to see you in here again. 111 00:04:21,563 --> 00:04:22,596 Do you understand me? 112 00:04:22,698 --> 00:04:24,130 Josh Props, I know I'll see you again, 113 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,832 so until next time. 114 00:04:25,934 --> 00:04:27,167 Get out of my face right now. 115 00:04:27,269 --> 00:04:28,268 Make me sick. 116 00:04:28,370 --> 00:04:29,769 Uh... 117 00:04:29,871 --> 00:04:31,271 Mr. Gamby? 118 00:04:31,373 --> 00:04:33,006 Guess we took care of that, huh? 119 00:04:33,108 --> 00:04:35,575 I can't believe you're gonna put something like that on Matthew's record. 120 00:04:35,677 --> 00:04:37,811 - Rules are rules. - Yeah, but if a rule is unfair, 121 00:04:37,913 --> 00:04:39,479 then maybe it shouldn't be enforced. 122 00:04:39,581 --> 00:04:40,947 Well, you know, that might be the way 123 00:04:41,049 --> 00:04:43,550 some vice principals operate, but that's not the way I do. 124 00:04:43,652 --> 00:04:46,286 But I have enjoyed this spirited debate. 125 00:04:46,388 --> 00:04:47,587 Oh. 126 00:04:47,689 --> 00:04:48,298 That's it? 127 00:04:48,323 --> 00:04:50,148 Unless you got anything else you wanna add, 128 00:04:50,225 --> 00:04:52,058 I'mma check my email. 129 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,660 See ya. 130 00:04:56,198 --> 00:04:57,364 Mm. 131 00:04:57,466 --> 00:04:59,232 North Jackson High School. 132 00:05:06,408 --> 00:05:08,742 You know what, I think you want the hospital. 133 00:05:10,912 --> 00:05:12,379 What's happening, Dayshawn? 134 00:05:12,481 --> 00:05:14,614 What's the chatter amongst the other workers, huh? 135 00:05:14,716 --> 00:05:16,516 Who you all pulling for in the principal race? 136 00:05:16,618 --> 00:05:19,052 Oh, you know, they, uh, they pulling for you. 137 00:05:19,154 --> 00:05:20,920 - But, um... - "But, um", what? 138 00:05:21,023 --> 00:05:23,123 I don't know if you well-liked enough, Mr. Gamby. 139 00:05:23,225 --> 00:05:24,224 You know what I mean? 140 00:05:24,326 --> 00:05:26,192 I mean, people got to like your ass. 141 00:05:26,295 --> 00:05:27,727 Look... Look at Lee Russell over there. 142 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:29,929 He laughing it up with them teachers. 143 00:05:30,032 --> 00:05:32,465 Now, how come the teachers never invite you to eat lunch? 144 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,700 They do invite me to eat lunch. 145 00:05:33,802 --> 00:05:35,602 They invite me all the time. I just, you know, 146 00:05:35,704 --> 00:05:36,836 I choose not to eat lunch with them. 147 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:38,638 They're just a bunch of elitist assholes. 148 00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:40,507 I mean, I'd much rather spend my time befriending, 149 00:05:40,609 --> 00:05:42,008 know, the... the lower class workers. 150 00:05:42,110 --> 00:05:44,344 You know, the guys like you and your crew and Harold in maintenance. 151 00:05:44,446 --> 00:05:46,112 I mean, those teachers, they can come and go. 152 00:05:46,214 --> 00:05:48,448 When you guys call out sick, how do the floors get clean? 153 00:05:48,550 --> 00:05:50,383 You know, how... how do these children eat food? 154 00:05:50,485 --> 00:05:51,484 When we call in sick, 155 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:52,886 the other guys just pick up the slack, man. 156 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:54,587 It ain't that difficult to move these trays around. 157 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:56,956 No, Dayshawn, look, what you do is very important here, okay? 158 00:05:57,059 --> 00:05:58,491 And when I become principal, 159 00:05:58,593 --> 00:06:00,660 I'm gonna make sure you finally get the respect you're due. 160 00:06:00,762 --> 00:06:02,028 Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. 161 00:06:02,130 --> 00:06:03,163 You're gonna get us a raise? 162 00:06:03,265 --> 00:06:04,631 No, no, it's not gonna be a raise. 163 00:06:04,733 --> 00:06:06,566 I... I'm just gonna make sure that, you know, 164 00:06:06,668 --> 00:06:08,702 people don't look down upon you like they do now. 165 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:10,670 I didn't know anybody was looking down on me, but... 166 00:06:10,772 --> 00:06:12,305 No, well, not everyone. I mean, I'm not. 167 00:06:12,407 --> 00:06:13,773 But you know how students look at you guys, 168 00:06:13,875 --> 00:06:15,675 just like, "I would never want to do that job." 169 00:06:15,777 --> 00:06:17,310 But I'm gonna change that image for you guys. 170 00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:18,945 Yeah, but if you could line up that raise... 171 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:20,248 Not gonna be a raise, Dayshawn. 172 00:06:20,363 --> 00:06:21,035 Don't ask again. 173 00:06:21,059 --> 00:06:23,073 Well, I'm just saying if you can get me that money, 174 00:06:23,151 --> 00:06:24,451 - a brother could use it. - Jeremiah! 175 00:06:24,553 --> 00:06:24,995 Pants up. 176 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,343 If you can get me some more of that money... 177 00:06:26,421 --> 00:06:28,488 Jeremiah, pants up, grades up! 178 00:06:29,825 --> 00:06:31,858 - Like I was saying... - Jeremiah! 179 00:06:32,994 --> 00:06:35,295 This song is dedicated to Principal Welles. 180 00:06:36,264 --> 00:06:37,731 You're a true hero. 181 00:06:39,568 --> 00:06:41,000 ♪ Oh ♪ 182 00:06:41,103 --> 00:06:46,172 ♪ It must have been cold there in my shadow ♪ 183 00:06:47,743 --> 00:06:49,609 ♪ To never have ♪ 184 00:06:49,711 --> 00:06:53,980 ♪ Sunlight on your face ♪ 185 00:06:54,082 --> 00:06:57,317 ♪ You were content to let ♪ 186 00:06:57,419 --> 00:06:59,919 ♪ Me shine ♪ 187 00:07:00,021 --> 00:07:03,123 ♪ That's your way ♪ 188 00:07:03,225 --> 00:07:09,929 ♪ You always walked a step behind ♪ 189 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:12,532 ♪ Did you ever know ♪ 190 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:15,635 ♪ That you're my hero? ♪ 191 00:07:15,737 --> 00:07:17,337 No. 192 00:07:17,439 --> 00:07:18,905 No. No. No. 193 00:07:19,007 --> 00:07:20,507 ♪ You're everything ♪ 194 00:07:20,609 --> 00:07:22,208 You two, I wanna know 195 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:24,344 what's so damn funny in my office 196 00:07:24,446 --> 00:07:26,279 after the assembly. Do you hear me? 197 00:07:26,381 --> 00:07:28,515 What is it? Is it her voice that's funny? 198 00:07:28,617 --> 00:07:30,150 Or maybe it's Ms. Welles dying. 199 00:07:30,252 --> 00:07:31,518 You think that's funny. 200 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,852 It's not funny. 201 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:35,522 It's a beautiful moment and you've ruined it. 202 00:07:35,624 --> 00:07:36,756 You ruined it. 203 00:07:36,858 --> 00:07:38,658 Laugh one more time. 204 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,959 Laugh again. 205 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:41,394 Put your hand down now. 206 00:07:41,496 --> 00:07:43,730 Get it away from your mouth now. 207 00:07:46,968 --> 00:07:53,006 ♪ It might have appeared to go unnoticed ♪ 208 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:56,476 Mr. Sepanik, 209 00:07:56,578 --> 00:07:58,178 please come to the front office. 210 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,279 Thank you. 211 00:07:59,381 --> 00:08:01,714 What's so funny in here? 212 00:08:01,817 --> 00:08:03,149 You guys makin' jokes? 213 00:08:03,251 --> 00:08:04,684 No having fun at work. 214 00:08:10,625 --> 00:08:11,858 Russell. 215 00:08:15,897 --> 00:08:17,664 Now, that's... Fucking cocksucker. 216 00:08:17,766 --> 00:08:18,932 Why, hello, Mr. Gamby. 217 00:08:19,034 --> 00:08:22,602 Uh, you remember Donna from the school board. 218 00:08:22,704 --> 00:08:24,103 Of course I do. Hello, Donna. 219 00:08:24,206 --> 00:08:25,238 It's good to see you. 220 00:08:25,340 --> 00:08:26,439 I was just leaving. 221 00:08:26,541 --> 00:08:28,174 I'll see you tomorrow, Lee. 222 00:08:28,276 --> 00:08:30,376 Call me later if you wanna have drinks. 223 00:08:32,647 --> 00:08:34,047 You ambitious little weasel. 224 00:08:34,149 --> 00:08:35,715 Sittin' in here kissing the school board's ass. 225 00:08:35,817 --> 00:08:37,617 That's pretty fucking pathetic, don't you think? 226 00:08:37,719 --> 00:08:40,119 - And I saw your little fucking sign. - What sign? 227 00:08:40,222 --> 00:08:41,788 Don't motherfucking play games with me. 228 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:43,890 Listen here, you. Come tomorrow, 229 00:08:43,992 --> 00:08:45,291 there's a brand new principal in town, 230 00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:47,227 and his name is Neal Gamby. 231 00:08:47,329 --> 00:08:48,895 And those who want to be catty little bitches, 232 00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:50,997 well, they can kiss their fucking jobs goodbye. 233 00:08:51,099 --> 00:08:52,298 That is a Gamby promise. 234 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,067 You're so confident, aren't you, Gamby? 235 00:08:54,169 --> 00:08:57,170 Too bad the school board's still undecided. 236 00:08:57,272 --> 00:08:58,338 No, they're not. 237 00:08:58,440 --> 00:08:59,939 They know exactly who is gonna be the principal. 238 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:02,976 Why is this job so important to you, Gamby? 239 00:09:03,078 --> 00:09:06,513 Is it 'cause you got absolutely dick-all else going on in your life? 240 00:09:06,615 --> 00:09:07,814 You wish you had my life. 241 00:09:07,916 --> 00:09:09,749 A fucking divorced loser is what you are. 242 00:09:09,851 --> 00:09:11,384 Look at you, just rock hard 243 00:09:11,486 --> 00:09:12,619 at the thought of all that power. 244 00:09:12,721 --> 00:09:15,021 I know you like to think about my dick, but don't. 245 00:09:15,123 --> 00:09:17,257 - It's private property. - Eat shit, Gamby! 246 00:09:17,359 --> 00:09:20,059 No thank you, but have fun imagining it though. 247 00:09:20,161 --> 00:09:21,928 Cats. 248 00:09:22,030 --> 00:09:23,663 Fucker. 249 00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:30,069 Make one more fucking sign and see what happens. 250 00:09:35,243 --> 00:09:36,309 Go Janelle! 251 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:38,344 - Whoo! Yes! - There you go. 252 00:09:38,446 --> 00:09:40,146 - Nice work, baby. - There you go. Right there. 253 00:09:40,248 --> 00:09:41,581 - Nice work. - Right there. 254 00:09:41,683 --> 00:09:42,250 Right there. 255 00:09:42,275 --> 00:09:43,974 I know. She's gotta keep the heels down though. 256 00:09:46,721 --> 00:09:48,221 Hello, Gale, Ray. 257 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:49,422 You're late. 258 00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:51,758 Janelle just had a really good run. You missed it. 259 00:09:51,860 --> 00:09:54,060 Actually, I saw it when I was walking up. Worry about yourself. 260 00:09:54,162 --> 00:09:54,994 Hey, Janelle! 261 00:09:55,096 --> 00:09:56,930 - Good job, baby! Good job! - Whoo! 262 00:09:57,032 --> 00:09:58,231 Keep your heels down, babes. 263 00:09:58,333 --> 00:09:59,866 Keep your heels however you want, Janelle. 264 00:09:59,968 --> 00:10:01,434 Focus on yourself, not on negative people 265 00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:04,304 trying to get in your life, tell you how to do things. 266 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:07,974 So I got the principal job today. 267 00:10:08,076 --> 00:10:09,175 Cool. 268 00:10:09,277 --> 00:10:12,211 Cool. 269 00:10:12,314 --> 00:10:13,546 My success enrages you. 270 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:15,148 I actually don't care at all. 271 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:16,716 Oh, you don't care? Sure, you don't care. 272 00:10:16,818 --> 00:10:18,518 - Course you care. - No, you're right, Neal. 273 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,686 I'm always thinking about you. 274 00:10:19,788 --> 00:10:21,955 You're right. I forgot it's all about you. 275 00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:23,256 Well, actually, it's not about me 276 00:10:23,358 --> 00:10:25,592 because my mentor's wife was diagnosed with melanoma. 277 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,126 So, how silly do you sound now? 278 00:10:27,228 --> 00:10:28,728 Oh, sorry to hear about that, Gamby. 279 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:30,630 That's awesome about the principal job. 280 00:10:30,732 --> 00:10:32,298 You've been working really hard, man. 281 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,766 I knew good things were gonna happen to you. 282 00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,501 - Congrats, buddy. - Ray, nobody asked you to chime in. 283 00:10:35,604 --> 00:10:38,204 And it's not even official yet, so don't go, like, running your mouth 284 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:39,405 all over town like you always do, 285 00:10:39,507 --> 00:10:41,107 being a little gossip, a little hen. 286 00:10:41,209 --> 00:10:42,342 I'm just impressed. 287 00:10:42,444 --> 00:10:44,077 Must be tough wrangling all them kids. 288 00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:45,244 I don't know how you do it, man. 289 00:10:45,347 --> 00:10:47,046 Of course you don't understand how I do it. 290 00:10:47,148 --> 00:10:48,848 I bet if I told you I just stole a man's wife 291 00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,683 and family, you'd understand how to do that, huh? 292 00:10:50,785 --> 00:10:52,752 Why don't you go sit somewhere else, Neal? 293 00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:54,053 Nope. 294 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:00,860 Chilling with the older guy, definitely. 295 00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:03,863 Yeah? What high school do you go to? 296 00:11:03,965 --> 00:11:05,598 I'm only 13! 297 00:11:09,804 --> 00:11:10,703 Hey, Dad. 298 00:11:10,805 --> 00:11:12,138 Where does your shirt go? 299 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,706 I took it off. It was all sweaty. 300 00:11:13,808 --> 00:11:15,141 Put it on. 301 00:11:15,243 --> 00:11:17,076 - But Dad, it's nasty. - Put it on. 302 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,478 - Okay, okay. - Put it on. 303 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:19,912 - Got it! - Get it on. Put it on. 304 00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:21,346 Put it on. Get it on. Get it... get it on. 305 00:11:21,371 --> 00:11:21,972 Dad, I got it! 306 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:22,949 Move! Get out of here! 307 00:11:23,051 --> 00:11:24,183 - Get it on. Push it on. - Stop! 308 00:11:24,285 --> 00:11:25,985 - Get it on. - Don't! Gosh, Dad! I got it! 309 00:11:26,087 --> 00:11:28,287 Look. I'm not trying to yell. I just, I know, you've been 310 00:11:28,390 --> 00:11:29,622 spending a lot of time with your mom, 311 00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:31,190 and that's the kind of example she sets. 312 00:11:31,292 --> 00:11:34,227 But you... you can't go around being fast with the boys. 313 00:11:34,329 --> 00:11:35,395 That's not how a lady acts. 314 00:11:35,497 --> 00:11:36,796 All right, Dad. 315 00:11:37,899 --> 00:11:38,898 Got some good news. 316 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,066 You're looking at 317 00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:42,969 the brand new principal of North Jackson High. 318 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:45,438 No way. So, that means when I get to high school, 319 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,440 I can do whatever I want and never get in trouble? 320 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,509 Oh, well, that's what you'd think, but no. 321 00:11:49,611 --> 00:11:51,144 Because people expect that, I'll have to go 322 00:11:51,246 --> 00:11:53,846 in the opposite direction, be merciless to you. 323 00:11:53,948 --> 00:11:55,515 All right, Janelle, come on, honey. Let's go. 324 00:11:55,617 --> 00:11:56,716 Fazoli's is gonna close. 325 00:11:56,818 --> 00:11:58,317 Ray, I'm talking to my daughter, 326 00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,486 not your daughter 'cause she's never gonna be your daughter. 327 00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:01,788 Okay, well, wrap it up, Neal. 328 00:12:01,890 --> 00:12:03,723 Not married anymore, so you can't tell me what to do. 329 00:12:03,825 --> 00:12:05,858 My dad, a principal. 330 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,326 It's pretty awesome. 331 00:12:07,429 --> 00:12:08,461 It is pretty awesome. 332 00:12:08,563 --> 00:12:09,495 Come here. 333 00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:11,397 - I love you. - I love you too, Daddy. 334 00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:13,566 Come on, baby! 335 00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:14,767 My little girl. 336 00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:17,870 See ya, Neal. 337 00:12:17,972 --> 00:12:19,505 Fuck off, Ray. 338 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,341 Whatever you want. 339 00:12:22,444 --> 00:12:23,543 Cool. 340 00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,636 Neal Gamby, this is Sterling Credit, a debt collector. 341 00:12:50,739 --> 00:12:53,039 Please return our call as quickly as possible. 342 00:12:53,141 --> 00:12:54,774 Thank you. 343 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:58,244 Mr. Gamby, this is Superintendent Haas. 344 00:12:58,346 --> 00:13:01,547 Just wanted to inform you a decision has been made, 345 00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:04,283 and we would love to sit down and talk with you 346 00:13:04,385 --> 00:13:05,818 first thing tomorrow morning. 347 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,887 Hope you're having a wonderful evening. 348 00:13:07,989 --> 00:13:08,955 God bless now. 349 00:13:09,057 --> 00:13:10,990 God, yes! 350 00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:14,861 Yeah! 351 00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:16,529 Fuck yeah! 352 00:13:16,631 --> 00:13:18,531 Damn yes! 353 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,032 Whoo-hoo! 354 00:13:21,202 --> 00:13:22,401 Whoo! 355 00:14:02,977 --> 00:14:05,745 Yes, this is Principal Neal Gamby. 356 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,382 Get your fat ass out of that chair. 357 00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,484 Russell, do not try to ruin this moment for me. 358 00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,986 First thing I'm gonna do when I become principal is fire you. 359 00:14:14,088 --> 00:14:15,221 You're gonna lose everything. 360 00:14:15,323 --> 00:14:16,355 Your house, your car, 361 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,124 your couch, anything else you got on layaway. 362 00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:19,458 You know, the first thing I'm gonna do 363 00:14:19,561 --> 00:14:21,427 when I become principal is not fire you, 364 00:14:21,529 --> 00:14:23,262 but keep you on staff as my slave. 365 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,464 I'm gonna take my dick and slap it across your face. 366 00:14:25,567 --> 00:14:27,433 Shut your mouth, you sassy-ass motherfucker. 367 00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:30,469 Excuse me, Superintendent Haas is here. 368 00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:31,871 - Thank you, Mrs. Libby. - Uh-huh. 369 00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:34,473 - Hello, Mr. Gamby. - Mr. Haas. 370 00:14:34,576 --> 00:14:35,508 Good to see ya. 371 00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:37,143 - Mr. Russell. - Good to see you, Jeremy. 372 00:14:37,245 --> 00:14:39,712 - Sad news about Welles' wife. - So sad. 373 00:14:39,814 --> 00:14:40,913 Gotta use your sun protection. 374 00:14:41,015 --> 00:14:41,948 - Yes, you do. - Mm-hmm. 375 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,416 Hell, my wife makes me use a strong SPF 376 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:45,084 even if I plan on being inside all day. 377 00:14:45,186 --> 00:14:47,753 So smart. Your wife rules. 378 00:14:47,856 --> 00:14:48,788 Yeah, she's good. 379 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:50,656 But we can't just dwell on the past. 380 00:14:50,758 --> 00:14:52,091 You know, we gotta think about the future. 381 00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:53,960 Talk about what's to come. That's right. 382 00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:55,261 I'm sure we all know 383 00:14:55,363 --> 00:14:56,362 that Mr. Welles left 384 00:14:56,464 --> 00:14:58,130 some large shoes to fill. 385 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,232 So big. 386 00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:02,401 But I think we would up with the right person. 387 00:15:02,503 --> 00:15:04,070 - Hm. - Someone with a lot of experience. 388 00:15:04,172 --> 00:15:06,405 Gotta have experience. Most important part. 389 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,574 And someone who's very likable. 390 00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,243 - It's essential to be likable. - Indeed. 391 00:15:10,345 --> 00:15:12,778 - That's why... - Knock, knock. 392 00:15:12,881 --> 00:15:15,314 Here she is! 393 00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,783 Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Dr. Belinda Brown, 394 00:15:17,886 --> 00:15:19,919 the new principal at North Jackson! 395 00:15:20,021 --> 00:15:21,587 I am so sorry 396 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:22,688 that I'm late. 397 00:15:22,790 --> 00:15:24,123 There's a car parked 398 00:15:24,225 --> 00:15:25,458 in the principal's space. 399 00:15:28,196 --> 00:15:30,062 Dr. Brown was principal of several 400 00:15:30,164 --> 00:15:31,497 very high achieving schools 401 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:32,932 in Philadelphia. 402 00:15:33,034 --> 00:15:35,034 Oh, look at you being so nice. 403 00:15:35,136 --> 00:15:36,903 And who's this sitting in my chair, 404 00:15:37,005 --> 00:15:39,872 keeping it warm for me like a gentleman? 405 00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,207 Excuse me. 406 00:16:11,906 --> 00:16:14,807 My, this campus is just lovely. 407 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:16,108 - Isn't it though? - Mm! 408 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,560 Now, North Jackson's not the newest school 409 00:16:17,585 --> 00:16:18,034 Mm-hmm. 410 00:16:18,112 --> 00:16:19,612 in the district, but it is to me 411 00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,013 hands down the most charming. 412 00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:23,416 Even more charming now that you're here, Dr. Brown. 413 00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:25,084 - Oh-ho-ho! - Oh! 414 00:16:25,186 --> 00:16:26,585 Why thank you, Mr. Russell. 415 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:28,187 Flattery will get you everywhere. 416 00:16:28,289 --> 00:16:30,356 I see a bright future for you here, darling. 417 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,490 - Oh! - Fuck you, Russell. 418 00:16:31,592 --> 00:16:33,592 Excuse me, Mr. Gamby? 419 00:16:33,695 --> 00:16:34,593 Huh? 420 00:16:34,696 --> 00:16:37,029 Just saying this is the hallway up here. 421 00:16:37,131 --> 00:16:38,297 You feeling all right, Mr. Gamby? 422 00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:39,632 You look a little pale. 423 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:40,633 Oh, it must be me. 424 00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,268 I tend to have this effect on men, 425 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:43,302 leave them breathless. 426 00:16:43,404 --> 00:16:45,805 Well, I know I can't breathe. 427 00:16:52,447 --> 00:16:53,813 Faculty. 428 00:16:53,915 --> 00:16:55,948 Who here thinks that Belinda Brown needs to take 429 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:58,351 her big ol' butt back to Philadelphia? 430 00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:00,119 Whoa, what's the big issue with Dr. Brown? 431 00:17:00,221 --> 00:17:02,655 Well, she's gonna run this school into the ground. That's the issue. 432 00:17:02,757 --> 00:17:04,223 She got her Masters from Berkeley. 433 00:17:04,325 --> 00:17:05,725 Yeah, I bet she went to Berkeley, 434 00:17:05,827 --> 00:17:07,244 and I'm pretty affirmative about how she got in. 435 00:17:07,269 --> 00:17:07,817 Whoa! 436 00:17:07,895 --> 00:17:09,829 - That's kind of harsh. - Here's what I'm proposing. 437 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:11,764 I'm gonna file a formal complaint with the school board. 438 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,432 A complaint? What's it gonna say? 439 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,434 Gonna say they fucked up. They chose the wrong person. 440 00:17:15,536 --> 00:17:16,969 Maybe they need to reconsider things. 441 00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:18,037 Maybe make me principal. 442 00:17:18,139 --> 00:17:19,038 But what I'm gonna need 443 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,506 for this to work is all of you guys 444 00:17:20,608 --> 00:17:22,041 to sign this complaint with me 445 00:17:22,143 --> 00:17:23,909 so they know we mean business. 446 00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,811 No, I'm not putting my name on that. 447 00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:27,313 - Not a chance. - Not a chance. 448 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:28,948 "Not a chance. Not a chance." 449 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,349 Y'all never backed me up before. 450 00:17:30,451 --> 00:17:32,451 I don't know why I thought this time would be any different. 451 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:33,819 Why don't you shut the fuck up? 452 00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:37,890 Nobody here wants to listen to your misguided bullshit. 453 00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,191 If it isn't the snake in the shadows. 454 00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:40,259 Russell, buzz the fuck off. 455 00:17:40,361 --> 00:17:41,460 This has nothing to do with you. 456 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:44,497 Gamby, I think I speak for everyone here 457 00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,132 when I say you're a jerk-off 458 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,401 and no one wants to sign your stupid letter. 459 00:17:48,503 --> 00:17:49,935 - Stupid letter? - Yeah. 460 00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:51,971 You know, I'm getting pretty sick and tired 461 00:17:52,073 --> 00:17:53,973 of that know-it-all mouth of yours, Russell. 462 00:17:54,075 --> 00:17:55,274 Oh, well then... 463 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:56,776 make your move, motherfucker. 464 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,113 Make your move, motherfucker, 465 00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:03,482 - but you better have a gun, Mister. - I don't need a gun. 466 00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:04,917 Oh, you don't need a gun? 467 00:18:05,019 --> 00:18:07,053 But if I did need a gun, I could get a better gun than you. 468 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:09,188 Guys! Come on! 469 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,556 Bruce! 470 00:18:10,658 --> 00:18:11,158 Bruce! 471 00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:12,682 All right, all right! Hey, hey! I said knock it off! 472 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,060 - Settle down! - Bruce! Bruce! 473 00:18:14,162 --> 00:18:15,161 All right, all right, all right! 474 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:16,328 Everybody settle down! 475 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:18,030 - Settle down! - No need to get violent. 476 00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:19,532 - No violence. - Y'all heard it. 477 00:18:19,634 --> 00:18:21,267 He talked about bringing a gun to school. 478 00:18:22,470 --> 00:18:24,470 Oh, you look so stupid right now. 479 00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:25,571 I don't need any of y'all! 480 00:18:25,673 --> 00:18:27,106 I'll take care of this shit myself. 481 00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,150 - Surprise! - Ah, shit! 482 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:40,886 - Neal! - Goddamn it, Ray! 483 00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,121 You broke my computer! 484 00:18:42,223 --> 00:18:43,522 You don't like the surprise? 485 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:44,690 I don't even know what this is. 486 00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:45,858 What are you doing here? 487 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,027 Janelle wanted to celebrate your big promotion, man. 488 00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,428 Why are you a part of this? 489 00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:52,364 Bug here needed a ride and Gale, she... 490 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,466 she didn't want any part of it. 491 00:18:53,568 --> 00:18:55,401 I should've known you were behind this. 492 00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,103 I hate that you're about to see me like this, 493 00:18:57,205 --> 00:18:59,605 but I don't have the strength to fight you anymore, Ray. 494 00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:00,706 Damn it. 495 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,141 Is this what you wanted? 496 00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:06,412 I didn't get the job. 497 00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,314 They gave it to somebody else. 498 00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:10,149 Oh, Neal, I hate that for you, man. 499 00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:11,584 Why didn't they choose you? 500 00:19:11,686 --> 00:19:13,152 Well, baby, when you're the person 501 00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,754 enforcing the laws, you don't get to make a lot of friends. 502 00:19:15,857 --> 00:19:17,990 Not a lot of people like me. 503 00:19:18,092 --> 00:19:19,191 People like you. 504 00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:21,794 No, I know it's hard to believe, but they don't. 505 00:19:21,896 --> 00:19:23,762 I just expect a lot out of people, 506 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,364 and for whatever reason, it pushes them away. 507 00:19:25,466 --> 00:19:27,299 God knows it did your mom. 508 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:29,168 Hey, Gale's... 509 00:19:29,270 --> 00:19:30,903 She got a shit-ton of respect for you, Neal. 510 00:19:31,005 --> 00:19:33,572 I'm not trying to get back my ex-wife, Ray. 511 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:34,974 And please stop calling me Neal. 512 00:19:35,076 --> 00:19:36,075 Well... 513 00:19:36,177 --> 00:19:38,210 can't you get them to change their mind? 514 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,478 I tried. 515 00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:42,181 I tried to rally the teachers and get them to support me, 516 00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,316 but like I said, nobody likes me. 517 00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:46,118 Who cares about the teachers? 518 00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,419 The students like you. 519 00:19:47,522 --> 00:19:49,054 Don't they? 520 00:19:49,157 --> 00:19:50,456 The students. 521 00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:52,491 See? 522 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:54,126 They like you, right? 523 00:19:54,228 --> 00:19:55,461 No, they don't. 524 00:19:55,563 --> 00:19:57,663 You're completely wrong. 525 00:19:57,765 --> 00:19:58,731 But it doesn't matter. 526 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,499 Because they fear me. 527 00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,368 And that's even better. 528 00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:04,503 My bad. 529 00:20:04,605 --> 00:20:06,505 It is your bad. 530 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,079 Matthew Potter! 531 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,814 What's shakin'? 532 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:18,117 Just waitin' on the bus. 533 00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:20,386 I'm your bus today. 534 00:20:20,488 --> 00:20:21,620 Get in. 535 00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:26,258 So how's I.S.S. been treatin' you? 536 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:28,994 So far so good. 537 00:20:29,096 --> 00:20:31,163 So far so good? 538 00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,731 You know what happens to smart kids 539 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:34,366 like you in I.S.S.? 540 00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:35,801 You get turned the fuck out. 541 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,536 You know what "turned out" means? 542 00:20:37,638 --> 00:20:38,671 No... no, sir. 543 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:40,472 It's when a straight dude rolls in to prison 544 00:20:40,575 --> 00:20:43,275 and gets his ass fucked, then becomes a girl. 545 00:20:44,478 --> 00:20:46,512 Well, that hasn't happened yet. 546 00:20:46,614 --> 00:20:48,881 Yet? You've still got a few more days in there. 547 00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:50,482 Plenty of time for that shit to go down. 548 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:51,884 Big boys will come in, 549 00:20:51,986 --> 00:20:53,352 push a little boy like you down, 550 00:20:53,454 --> 00:20:55,854 maybe stick a textbook in your mouth and go to fucking town. 551 00:20:55,957 --> 00:20:57,423 You want that to happen to you? 552 00:20:57,525 --> 00:20:59,491 - No. - Yeah, I didn't think so. 553 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:02,194 What would you say, Matthew, if I could get you out of I.S.S. today? 554 00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:04,230 Get the whole goddamn thing wiped from your record? 555 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,166 You're a good kid. You don't want something like that following you around 556 00:21:07,268 --> 00:21:08,834 when it comes time to apply for college. 557 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:10,402 I can set you free. Would you like that? 558 00:21:10,504 --> 00:21:12,504 Well, yeah, but why? 559 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,807 I want you to organize a mass-student walkout. 560 00:21:14,909 --> 00:21:16,742 Arrange all your goddamn classmates 561 00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:18,444 to get out of the school at the same exact time 562 00:21:18,546 --> 00:21:20,546 and protest at how much you hate the new principal. 563 00:21:20,648 --> 00:21:23,082 - Walkout? Like, leave school? - Yeah. 564 00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:25,017 All-school walkout today. 565 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,853 Every motherfucking student in school at 2:03 PM. 566 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,088 Are we clear? 567 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:30,289 - Yeah. - Boom. 568 00:21:30,391 --> 00:21:32,057 That's what I want to hear. 569 00:21:39,433 --> 00:21:41,233 - Oh! Uh... - Hey. 570 00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:42,234 Mr. Gamby, hey. 571 00:21:42,336 --> 00:21:44,403 - You, uh, feeding your fishes? - Sure am. 572 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:45,871 What kind are they? Gold? 573 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:47,406 Yep. 574 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:49,742 I just wanted to, uh, drop by and give you a little bit of an update. 575 00:21:49,844 --> 00:21:52,645 Matthew Potter's a good kid, and, uh, you were right, 576 00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:54,613 he doesn't deserve to have the book thrown at him. 577 00:21:54,715 --> 00:21:57,467 So, I've immediately released him from I.S.S. 578 00:21:57,492 --> 00:21:58,408 Wow. 579 00:21:58,486 --> 00:22:00,219 That's a big turnaround for you. 580 00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,921 What happened to the "rules are rules" thing? 581 00:22:03,024 --> 00:22:04,923 Well, I never really said it like that, but... 582 00:22:05,026 --> 00:22:06,158 - You did. - Rule... 583 00:22:06,260 --> 00:22:08,227 No, I didn't, but rules are rules. 584 00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:09,995 I still believe that, 585 00:22:10,097 --> 00:22:12,031 but also fairness is fairness. 586 00:22:12,133 --> 00:22:13,565 You understand what I'm saying here. 587 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:15,601 Look, I... I know things have been crazy, 588 00:22:15,703 --> 00:22:17,102 you know, with all the recent changes. 589 00:22:17,204 --> 00:22:18,871 I'm sure that's why you were popping off to me. 590 00:22:18,973 --> 00:22:22,207 But, uh, I just wanted to let you know that 591 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,343 you shouldn't give up hope just yet. 592 00:22:24,445 --> 00:22:27,012 There's still some adults left here at North Jackson High. 593 00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:30,316 Oh, that's... that's... that's good to hear. 594 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:31,450 Yeah. 595 00:22:31,552 --> 00:22:33,352 You're strong. I like that. 596 00:22:33,454 --> 00:22:35,587 The tides are turning, Ms. Snodgrass. 597 00:22:35,690 --> 00:22:38,257 Good guys, they're about to win. 598 00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:43,696 Look at Lee Russell. 599 00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,197 That little sassy cuss. 600 00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:46,332 Fuck you. 601 00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:47,266 Bitch. 602 00:22:47,368 --> 00:22:49,735 Don't matter. Let them have their fun. 603 00:22:49,837 --> 00:22:51,970 Sounds like you up to something to me, Mr. Gamby. 604 00:22:52,073 --> 00:22:54,239 Let's just say all will be revealed in due time. 605 00:22:54,342 --> 00:22:56,842 The revolution will not be televised. 606 00:22:56,944 --> 00:23:00,846 Oh, no. It's just gonna happen regular in front of everybody 607 00:23:00,948 --> 00:23:04,850 at approximately 2:03 PM today. 608 00:23:04,952 --> 00:23:06,919 What you mean? Like a school shooting or something? 609 00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,520 No, Dayshawn, not like a school shooting. 610 00:23:08,622 --> 00:23:09,688 Don't be scaring these children. 611 00:23:09,790 --> 00:23:10,989 I'm talking about a non-violent, 612 00:23:11,092 --> 00:23:12,324 hearts and mind campaign. 613 00:23:13,794 --> 00:23:15,060 Okay. That sounds dope. 614 00:23:15,162 --> 00:23:18,297 Oh, yeah, it's definitely gonna be dope. 615 00:23:18,399 --> 00:23:19,498 Super dope. 616 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:21,767 You're not gonna kill everybody, right? 617 00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:24,236 No, Dayshawn. I told you, I'm not gonna murder anybody. 618 00:23:24,338 --> 00:23:26,238 Oh, we're so happy to have you here! 619 00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,973 Oh, thank you! Ooh! 620 00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:30,008 Not yet. 621 00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:31,877 So I'm gonna need your help planning 622 00:23:31,979 --> 00:23:33,645 my first faculty meeting. 623 00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:34,813 I want the opportunity 624 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:36,749 to show myself, but also have some fun. 625 00:23:36,851 --> 00:23:39,385 Oh. Um... 626 00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:40,319 Ah! 627 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:42,721 Light bulb! Ice cream social! 628 00:23:42,823 --> 00:23:44,990 Let them know how sweet you are! 629 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:46,825 Oh, Russell, you don't quit, do you? 630 00:24:14,905 --> 00:24:16,880 Mr. Gamby, what's your favorite ice cream? 631 00:24:16,957 --> 00:24:18,090 Say who hey? 632 00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:18,991 Hm? 633 00:24:19,093 --> 00:24:21,026 What is your favorite ice cream? 634 00:24:21,128 --> 00:24:22,594 I... I hate ice cream. 635 00:24:22,696 --> 00:24:24,229 I'm lactose intolerant. 636 00:24:24,331 --> 00:24:26,064 Makes me do diarrhea in my pants. 637 00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:27,699 Can you excuse me for one second please? 638 00:24:31,672 --> 00:24:33,705 Did I hear ice cream? 639 00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,032 Goddammit. 640 00:25:01,535 --> 00:25:02,634 Logarithmic functions. 641 00:25:02,736 --> 00:25:05,604 I know that sounds complicated, but I'm gonna 642 00:25:05,706 --> 00:25:06,705 break it down for you, 643 00:25:06,807 --> 00:25:08,707 and it's really not all that bad. 644 00:25:08,809 --> 00:25:11,043 Okay, so if you have... 645 00:25:11,979 --> 00:25:14,146 What the fuck is going on? It's 2:08 PM. 646 00:25:14,248 --> 00:25:15,180 Where is my walkout? 647 00:25:15,282 --> 00:25:16,748 I... I know. I tried. 648 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:18,150 I tried, I tried. 649 00:25:18,252 --> 00:25:20,452 Couldn't talk any of your friends into leaving school? 650 00:25:20,554 --> 00:25:23,021 - Kids fucking hate school! - Nobody would do it! 651 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:24,156 I tried, I promise. 652 00:25:24,258 --> 00:25:25,924 Get your shit. You're going back to I.S.S. 653 00:25:26,026 --> 00:25:27,125 Our deal, it's done. 654 00:25:27,228 --> 00:25:28,360 And I'm gonna find the biggest, 655 00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:30,462 nastiest buck I can to come in there 656 00:25:30,564 --> 00:25:32,364 and drill you right in your asshole! 657 00:25:32,466 --> 00:25:33,632 Damn it! 658 00:25:35,636 --> 00:25:37,302 Look. Speak of the devil. 659 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,172 Are we done here? 660 00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,941 Well, actually, I'd love to speak with you a moment. 661 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,943 - Have a seat. - Uh, closed, right? 662 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,578 Yes, Lee. Thank you. 663 00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,650 Mr. Gamby, it appears that someone has filed 664 00:25:51,752 --> 00:25:54,052 a complaint against me with the school board. 665 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:56,221 Hm. That's interesting. 666 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:58,957 Is there anything you'd like to 667 00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,893 get off your chest, Mr. Gamby? 668 00:26:00,995 --> 00:26:03,295 I mean, nothing really comes to the mind. 669 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:05,097 Well, this complaint says, and I quote, 670 00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:08,767 "She's not very smart, and if she's in charge, 671 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:11,503 "this school will suffer in a horrible way. 672 00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:15,007 "Dr. Brown only cares about herself. 673 00:26:15,109 --> 00:26:18,210 "She really thinks she's something." 674 00:26:19,446 --> 00:26:20,879 Now, who would write such a thing? 675 00:26:20,981 --> 00:26:22,447 I don't know. I'm not sure. 676 00:26:22,550 --> 00:26:23,749 Does it say who wrote it? 677 00:26:24,885 --> 00:26:26,585 Why, yes, it does. 678 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:28,720 Okay, fine. I'll admit it. 679 00:26:28,822 --> 00:26:31,189 I wrote the complaint against you. 680 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:34,326 Mr. Gamby, I've been doing his for some time now. 681 00:26:34,428 --> 00:26:35,994 Whenever a new principal shows up 682 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:37,763 at a school, you can guarantee 683 00:26:37,865 --> 00:26:40,065 that people feel like they've been passed over, 684 00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:43,302 and often times, they resent the new principal. 685 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:45,737 I can live with people resenting me. 686 00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:47,139 That's fine. 687 00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:48,473 But from now on, 688 00:26:48,576 --> 00:26:50,742 you're going to be very cooperative 689 00:26:50,844 --> 00:26:53,679 and very pleasant when dealing with me 690 00:26:53,781 --> 00:26:56,315 because if you're not cooperative, Mr. Gamby, 691 00:26:56,417 --> 00:26:57,916 and if you're not pleasant, 692 00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:03,021 I will drag your face all up and down the parking lot of this motherfucker. 693 00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,791 Now, do we understand each other, Mr. Gamby? 694 00:27:07,328 --> 00:27:08,794 Yes, Dr. Brown. 695 00:27:09,797 --> 00:27:11,129 Wonderful! 696 00:27:11,231 --> 00:27:15,133 Now, I would like for you to come in two hours earlier every morning. 697 00:27:15,235 --> 00:27:16,368 I want you to jump in 698 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:18,570 on the morning Driver's Ed program. 699 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:20,572 That means I gotta be here at 5:10 AM. 700 00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:23,175 Is that a problem, Mr. Gamby? 701 00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:25,911 No, it's not a problem. 702 00:27:26,013 --> 00:27:28,113 Well, if that's all, you're dismissed. 703 00:27:28,215 --> 00:27:30,048 Have a blessed day. 704 00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,784 You have a... blessed day too. 705 00:27:32,886 --> 00:27:34,686 Oh! 706 00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,254 Thank you. 707 00:27:37,725 --> 00:27:39,591 - Leave it open. - Say who? 708 00:27:39,693 --> 00:27:40,525 Open. 709 00:27:40,628 --> 00:27:42,427 - The door? - Leave it. 710 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,598 Thank ya. 711 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:49,768 Motherfucker. 712 00:27:58,779 --> 00:28:01,246 Belinda's got you by the balls. 713 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:03,415 Driver's Ed. Tough break. 714 00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,751 Yeah, well, at least I'm not bending over 715 00:28:05,853 --> 00:28:07,285 and taking it up the ass with a smile 716 00:28:07,388 --> 00:28:08,620 like you are. Over. 717 00:28:08,722 --> 00:28:09,821 You have no fucking clue. 718 00:28:09,923 --> 00:28:11,923 While you've been throwing your little tantrums, 719 00:28:12,026 --> 00:28:13,191 filing your complaints, 720 00:28:13,293 --> 00:28:15,193 I've been learning her weaknesses. 721 00:28:15,295 --> 00:28:18,330 And when the time's right, I'm gonna stab that bitch 722 00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:19,965 in her big, fat back. 723 00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:23,435 - I thought you loved Dr. Brown. - Please. 724 00:28:23,537 --> 00:28:25,170 She doesn't deserve to sit behind that desk. 725 00:28:25,272 --> 00:28:26,505 That should've been me. 726 00:28:26,607 --> 00:28:29,408 And if not me, then maybe you. 727 00:28:29,510 --> 00:28:31,009 You need to flip your shit around. 728 00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:32,177 Me, then you. 729 00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:33,645 Whatever, Gamby. 730 00:28:33,747 --> 00:28:34,746 Just not her. 731 00:28:34,848 --> 00:28:35,781 Fuck her. 732 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:37,916 Fuck her. 733 00:28:38,018 --> 00:28:39,785 Now, she's my enemy, 734 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,920 and she's your enemy, 735 00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:44,823 and my enemy's enemy... 736 00:28:44,925 --> 00:28:46,324 Is my friend. 737 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:50,395 Shall we align... 738 00:28:50,497 --> 00:28:51,763 friend? 739 00:28:58,305 --> 00:28:59,638 Let's take that bitch down.