1 00:00:30,103 --> 00:00:32,470 Todd Frechette, why are you here? 2 00:00:32,572 --> 00:00:35,039 - I'm going to school. - It's teachers' workday. 3 00:00:35,141 --> 00:00:38,242 We did announcements about it every day this week. Go home. 4 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:40,378 But my mom's not home and the door is locked. 5 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:43,614 Okay, well, then go bowling or go play stupid video games 6 00:00:43,716 --> 00:00:46,195 or go masturbate in your car... whatever it is that teenage boys do. 7 00:00:46,219 --> 00:00:47,418 You can't be here. 8 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,221 No, no, no... Not "uh, uh, uh." Go home. 9 00:00:50,323 --> 00:00:52,790 Go home. Open this door, open the next door. 10 00:00:52,892 --> 00:00:54,692 Open the door after that. 11 00:00:54,794 --> 00:00:56,660 - But... I'm walking! - Keep walking. 12 00:00:56,763 --> 00:00:59,263 - We need a day without children! - Okay! 13 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:02,700 - Please! For the adults, please. - All right! 14 00:01:09,674 --> 00:01:14,568 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 15 00:01:19,485 --> 00:01:21,552 Hey, Ray. Janelle here? 16 00:01:21,654 --> 00:01:23,521 Yeah, she's getting ready for her travel race. 17 00:01:23,623 --> 00:01:26,023 - Want to come in? - I think it's better if I stay out here. 18 00:01:26,125 --> 00:01:27,625 Okay. 19 00:01:27,727 --> 00:01:29,794 Janelle? 20 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,800 Dad? 21 00:01:35,902 --> 00:01:39,637 - Hey. You look good. - Thanks. 22 00:01:39,739 --> 00:01:42,039 I... I just stopped by to drop off some things 23 00:01:42,141 --> 00:01:43,974 that you left at my place. 24 00:01:44,077 --> 00:01:46,177 This macaroni bracelet you made. 25 00:01:46,279 --> 00:01:49,713 This sonogram of you as an embryo. 26 00:01:51,050 --> 00:01:53,084 This decorative ashtray. 27 00:01:53,186 --> 00:01:55,686 - It's a key bowl. - Well, whatever it is, 28 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:57,555 this stuff is too painful to look at. 29 00:01:57,657 --> 00:02:00,057 Perhaps Ray will appreciate them. 30 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:03,761 Dad, all I did was ask you not to come to motocross anymore. 31 00:02:03,863 --> 00:02:05,596 You're making a huge deal out of it. 32 00:02:05,698 --> 00:02:07,631 Actually, no, you're making a big deal out of it 33 00:02:07,733 --> 00:02:09,900 because you yelled at me in front of everyone. 34 00:02:10,002 --> 00:02:11,402 You know what? I'm gonna go 35 00:02:11,504 --> 00:02:13,104 because I don't want to get too emotional 36 00:02:13,206 --> 00:02:14,672 and say something I'm gonna regret. 37 00:02:14,774 --> 00:02:16,674 I understand you have a race today. 38 00:02:16,776 --> 00:02:18,676 I'd like it if you'd give me a call, 39 00:02:18,778 --> 00:02:19,910 let me know how you did. 40 00:02:20,012 --> 00:02:22,012 Track conditions. 41 00:02:22,115 --> 00:02:24,582 I believe you owe me that much. 42 00:02:32,291 --> 00:02:34,558 Have a nice life. 43 00:02:36,696 --> 00:02:39,430 Hello, faculty and staff. Welcome to teacher workday. 44 00:02:39,532 --> 00:02:42,032 - Now... - Yay! Belinda Brown! 45 00:02:42,135 --> 00:02:45,169 Y'all raise it up! Whoo, whoo-whoo! 46 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:47,104 All right, Mr. Russell. 47 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,707 Now I know we've had some squabbles recently. 48 00:02:49,809 --> 00:02:52,176 And if my teachers aren't feeling good, 49 00:02:52,278 --> 00:02:55,079 that means I've messed up somewhere along the way. 50 00:02:55,181 --> 00:02:57,882 So I'd like for us all to come together 51 00:02:57,984 --> 00:03:00,251 for some teamwork exercises. 52 00:03:00,353 --> 00:03:01,952 We're all going to meet in the gym 53 00:03:02,054 --> 00:03:05,456 and we're going to have some good old-fashioned fun. 54 00:03:05,558 --> 00:03:07,958 And after that, 55 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:12,863 a catered lunch from Pogo's Tacos! 56 00:03:12,965 --> 00:03:15,599 Oh, yeah! I love tacos! 57 00:03:15,701 --> 00:03:18,636 Yay! 58 00:03:18,738 --> 00:03:19,870 Yeah! 59 00:03:19,972 --> 00:03:22,706 Save a taco for me, okay? 60 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:26,010 Um... Dr. B? 61 00:03:26,112 --> 00:03:29,146 Java, java, java. Who wants some? 62 00:03:29,248 --> 00:03:31,315 Already got one. 63 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:33,617 Oh, Mr. Gamby, I'd like you to compile 64 00:03:33,719 --> 00:03:35,619 a structural leakage report today. 65 00:03:35,721 --> 00:03:37,388 And I want you to take Miss Swift. 66 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:40,624 You guys need to do a walkabout, check all the rooms and the roof. 67 00:03:40,726 --> 00:03:43,294 Fuck this day. Come on, Swift. 68 00:03:43,396 --> 00:03:45,162 Move your ass. Let's go. 69 00:03:45,264 --> 00:03:46,697 What is wrong with him? 70 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:49,033 Oh, I don't know. Probably some stupid sports thing. 71 00:03:49,135 --> 00:03:51,769 Hey, I'm... I'm really looking forward 72 00:03:51,871 --> 00:03:54,738 to me and you getting to have some fun times. 73 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:57,007 Are we just gonna eat and be bad all day? 74 00:03:57,109 --> 00:03:59,510 I have something else in mind for you. 75 00:04:01,547 --> 00:04:05,883 Mr. Russell, these are my sons, Luke and Mario. 76 00:04:05,985 --> 00:04:08,352 - Oh! What strong genes. - Mm! 77 00:04:08,454 --> 00:04:10,321 One of them looks like Will Smith. 78 00:04:10,423 --> 00:04:13,290 And the other one, he... Well, I bet he's real nice. 79 00:04:13,392 --> 00:04:15,292 Well, you gonna get to know 'em today, okay? 80 00:04:15,394 --> 00:04:17,061 I need you to stay in here all day 81 00:04:17,163 --> 00:04:18,963 and keep your eyes on these two. 82 00:04:19,065 --> 00:04:22,099 Excuse me? You want me to watch your kids the entire day? 83 00:04:22,201 --> 00:04:25,603 Well, what... 84 00:04:25,705 --> 00:04:28,472 Well, I don't think that this really falls under my job description. 85 00:04:28,574 --> 00:04:30,608 Well, it does today, Mr. Russell. 86 00:04:30,710 --> 00:04:32,943 And you're gonna be just fine. 87 00:04:33,045 --> 00:04:36,647 Keep them in this room and do not let them out of your sight. 88 00:04:36,749 --> 00:04:38,182 Y'all have fun now! 89 00:04:38,284 --> 00:04:40,718 - Oh, I need to... Belinda? - Bye, Mama. 90 00:04:40,820 --> 00:04:42,019 Uh, Dr. Brown? 91 00:04:42,121 --> 00:04:44,388 - I just... - Hey, you smoke weed? 92 00:04:50,796 --> 00:04:54,531 All right, Swift, looks like we got two tiles, minor water damage. 93 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:55,899 Write that down. 94 00:04:56,002 --> 00:04:58,068 Next room. 95 00:04:58,170 --> 00:05:02,020 Knew it. This pipe is leaking. Mark it. 96 00:05:02,023 --> 00:05:04,987 Looks like we got another hole in the dyke. Mark it, Swift. 97 00:05:05,011 --> 00:05:07,845 Damaged tile, Swift. Don't look at me weird. 98 00:05:07,947 --> 00:05:09,847 I didn't know what that meant. 99 00:05:09,949 --> 00:05:11,515 - Are you sure? - I... I... 100 00:05:11,617 --> 00:05:13,450 - You are... - Sir... 101 00:05:13,552 --> 00:05:15,686 I'm just kidding. A dyke holds back water. 102 00:05:15,788 --> 00:05:17,521 And this looks like one broke, so... 103 00:05:17,623 --> 00:05:20,124 Come on, Swift. Get in closer, look at it. 104 00:05:20,226 --> 00:05:21,892 - Is it buckling? - Um, maybe? 105 00:05:21,994 --> 00:05:24,094 You want to speak a language or you just want to moan 106 00:05:24,196 --> 00:05:26,441 - and groan at the top of the ladder? - I can't really tell. 107 00:05:26,465 --> 00:05:28,232 Is it damaged or is it not? 108 00:05:28,334 --> 00:05:30,012 Enough of the noises. I don't like the grunting. 109 00:05:30,036 --> 00:05:31,213 It's making me feel uncomfortable. 110 00:05:31,237 --> 00:05:32,748 Get down from there right now. Come on. 111 00:05:32,772 --> 00:05:34,905 There's a water-filtration problem on hall D. 112 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:37,847 Go check that out. Turn my flashlight off. You're wasting the batteries. 113 00:05:37,943 --> 00:05:39,877 You're actually doing work on teacher workday? 114 00:05:39,979 --> 00:05:42,379 - What a loser. - I hate today. There's no kids here to bust. 115 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:45,049 I mean, what the hell am I even doing here? It sucks. 116 00:05:45,151 --> 00:05:47,518 - Are you doing okay? - Fine. 117 00:05:47,620 --> 00:05:49,219 I've gotten over my daughter. 118 00:05:49,322 --> 00:05:50,888 - Over her? - Yes, I've moved on. 119 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:53,424 - Okay. - Ray won her. So conversation over. 120 00:05:53,526 --> 00:05:56,126 Well, they say that food is good for the soul. 121 00:05:56,228 --> 00:05:59,997 And I am starving. Do you want to whip me up some breakfast? 122 00:06:00,099 --> 00:06:04,201 I mean, the kitchen's all locked up. The big door is shut. 123 00:06:04,303 --> 00:06:07,071 And what are these for? Hmm? 124 00:06:07,173 --> 00:06:09,273 - Ow! - Sorry. 125 00:06:09,375 --> 00:06:12,142 You are in for a treat today. 126 00:06:12,244 --> 00:06:14,278 Got my famous Gamby breakfast scramble going here. 127 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:16,680 My daughter loves this. 128 00:06:16,782 --> 00:06:20,818 Well, loved it. She's not going to be eating too much of this anymore. 129 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:22,886 Hmm! Too bad, so sad. 130 00:06:22,988 --> 00:06:24,455 I want to help. 131 00:06:24,557 --> 00:06:25,556 You want to help? 132 00:06:25,658 --> 00:06:27,458 - Yeah. Show me. - Okay. 133 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,905 Um, well, there's not really much to do. We're just kind of like... 134 00:06:29,929 --> 00:06:32,396 - Take the handle? - Yeah, move the whisk around. 135 00:06:32,498 --> 00:06:35,766 - Okay, like that? - Just try to keep it slow and even 136 00:06:35,868 --> 00:06:39,269 just so it doesn't stick to the bottom of the frying pan. 137 00:06:39,372 --> 00:06:41,338 - Okay. - Yeah, just... 138 00:06:59,658 --> 00:07:02,493 Whoa, look. It's, uh, sticking here. 139 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,795 - Let it get away from us there for a moment. - Yeah. 140 00:07:04,897 --> 00:07:09,199 You want to get the plates for us to eat it on? 141 00:07:09,301 --> 00:07:11,502 Yes. Okay. 142 00:07:15,441 --> 00:07:17,007 Well, that was good. 143 00:07:17,109 --> 00:07:20,077 Yeah, I'm pretty stuffed. I guess I'll see you 144 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:23,046 - at the team-building thing, huh? - Okay, yeah. 145 00:07:23,149 --> 00:07:24,314 See ya. Yeah. 146 00:07:24,417 --> 00:07:26,650 - I'll take it. - Yeah, bye. 147 00:07:26,752 --> 00:07:28,318 Cool. 148 00:07:34,427 --> 00:07:37,094 Large black male. 149 00:07:49,475 --> 00:07:53,110 No. No, sir! Hands out of that vending machine right now. 150 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:55,946 Drop the snacks right there. Who the hell are you? 151 00:07:56,048 --> 00:07:57,548 What are you doing here? 152 00:07:59,018 --> 00:08:01,952 Shit! Shit! Get back here! 153 00:08:03,823 --> 00:08:05,689 Come back here! Son of a bitch! 154 00:08:09,161 --> 00:08:11,287 Submit to me! Submit to me! Who are you? 155 00:08:11,312 --> 00:08:12,020 Okay, okay! 156 00:08:12,097 --> 00:08:14,798 - Okay, man! - What are you doing here? 157 00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:17,801 - Dascious? - You know this man, Dr. Brown? 158 00:08:17,903 --> 00:08:20,504 - I'm her husband, man! - Ex-husband. 159 00:08:20,606 --> 00:08:22,339 That may be son, but I ain't an ex-father. 160 00:08:22,441 --> 00:08:23,640 I got a right to see my boys. 161 00:08:23,742 --> 00:08:25,287 I caught him trespassing in the hallway. 162 00:08:25,311 --> 00:08:26,955 He was stealing food out of the vending machines. 163 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:28,490 They was... they was hanging down, cookies. 164 00:08:28,514 --> 00:08:29,746 They was paid for already. 165 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:31,915 Exactly why I had to leave your behind. 166 00:08:32,017 --> 00:08:34,751 - You're just a bad influence. - They're my boys too. 167 00:08:34,854 --> 00:08:37,187 You can't keep me from hugging my own sons. 168 00:08:37,289 --> 00:08:40,390 Please, Belinda, I need them. 169 00:08:42,328 --> 00:08:46,096 Mr. Gamby, take this broke-ass motherfucker out to the street. 170 00:08:46,198 --> 00:08:47,931 - You heard her. Let's go. - Okay. 171 00:08:48,033 --> 00:08:49,811 - Broke-ass motherfucker? - All right! Come on! 172 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,301 I want to see my damn boys! 173 00:08:51,403 --> 00:08:54,137 Get out of here! 174 00:08:55,474 --> 00:08:57,941 Look at his jeans. 175 00:08:58,043 --> 00:09:00,711 Uh, yes, look at my jeans. 176 00:09:00,813 --> 00:09:04,147 You wish you could afford 'em. They're 7 for All Mankind. 177 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,616 So why are you gay? 178 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:08,418 I'm not. 179 00:09:08,521 --> 00:09:11,922 Oh, okay. Well, look at this. 180 00:09:12,024 --> 00:09:14,892 That's a picture of me and my wife 181 00:09:14,994 --> 00:09:18,328 on a picnic yesterday... Blue skies. 182 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:20,497 - She Chinese. - She's Korean. 183 00:09:20,599 --> 00:09:23,078 - I'm gonna be a famous singer. - Uh, you're not leaving this room. 184 00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:25,102 You're not... You're not leaving this room. 185 00:09:25,204 --> 00:09:26,904 Hey, hey, stop. Give me that. 186 00:09:27,006 --> 00:09:28,550 - ♪ Clap your hands ♪ - Give that to me. 187 00:09:28,574 --> 00:09:30,641 - ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ - Give this to me. 188 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,609 - ♪ Makin' bodies ♪ - Stop! Stop that. 189 00:09:32,711 --> 00:09:34,645 ♪ Girl, I wanna get ya to your knees ♪ 190 00:09:34,747 --> 00:09:37,147 ♪ I see you peepin', girl, you want a taste a'this? ♪ 191 00:09:37,249 --> 00:09:39,394 ♪ I'm gonna rock your world, make you kiss where I piss ♪ 192 00:09:39,418 --> 00:09:40,484 Oh, that's my son, man. 193 00:09:40,586 --> 00:09:41,919 See, that's my... That's my son! 194 00:09:42,021 --> 00:09:43,420 - Go, go, go! - That's my son! 195 00:09:43,522 --> 00:09:45,255 ♪ Girl, I wanna get you between your knees ♪ 196 00:09:45,357 --> 00:09:47,858 - ♪ Your body... ♪ - Just give it to me! God! 197 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,927 - Just... just... - What the hell? 198 00:09:50,029 --> 00:09:52,062 You call your daddy? 199 00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:56,700 Huh? You call him again, I'm gonna beat both y'all asses! 200 00:09:56,802 --> 00:09:59,570 Belinda? Can I just have a word with you? 201 00:09:59,672 --> 00:10:01,838 I have to ask... I'm really detecting 202 00:10:01,941 --> 00:10:03,807 all these very aggressive vibes from you. 203 00:10:03,909 --> 00:10:07,477 I told you to keep them in that office for a reason. 204 00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:09,224 Now if I find them out of that office again, 205 00:10:09,248 --> 00:10:11,648 you might find yourself out of this office. 206 00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,750 And what the hell you grinning about? 207 00:10:13,852 --> 00:10:16,253 Take your narrow ass back in that office! 208 00:10:16,355 --> 00:10:18,188 Only "nut" you know about is Planters. 209 00:10:18,290 --> 00:10:21,558 - Coming in here, you talkin' crazy! - Now... 210 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:23,660 In a moment, I'll pass out these cards. 211 00:10:23,762 --> 00:10:25,729 You will place the card upon your forehead 212 00:10:25,831 --> 00:10:28,498 and then ask your partner yes-or-no questions only 213 00:10:28,601 --> 00:10:31,268 to try to guess the occupation. 214 00:10:31,370 --> 00:10:34,304 This is about improving our communications skills. 215 00:10:34,406 --> 00:10:36,506 Now partner up! 216 00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:41,078 Dibs on Gamby! 217 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,780 Oh, actually, I was going to be partners with Miss Snodgrass. 218 00:10:43,882 --> 00:10:46,350 Too late. Got your hand. 219 00:10:47,386 --> 00:10:49,853 Stop. 220 00:10:49,955 --> 00:10:51,622 Is it a stressful job? 221 00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:54,358 It's definitely the hardest job in the world. 222 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:58,261 Wardrobe mistress for "Kinky Boots" on Broadway. 223 00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:00,998 - Do I work long hours? - You're obsessed with your job. 224 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:03,567 Okay, um... 225 00:11:03,669 --> 00:11:05,069 What's going on with you and Gamby? 226 00:11:05,104 --> 00:11:06,624 You guys aren't, like, a thing, right? 227 00:11:06,705 --> 00:11:08,605 - None of your business. - Seriously? 228 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:11,541 - Neal Gamby? - So what's the deal? 229 00:11:11,644 --> 00:11:14,878 - Is Amanda your girlfriend now? - Why don't you just butt out? 230 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:17,280 I'm just wondering if your little binder actually worked. 231 00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:18,960 I told you not to say anything about that. 232 00:11:18,984 --> 00:11:20,895 And why don't you just mind your own business, all right? 233 00:11:20,919 --> 00:11:22,797 - Do you want to cheat on her? - Can we just play the game? 234 00:11:22,821 --> 00:11:24,741 Can we play the stupid game and guess this thing? 235 00:11:24,823 --> 00:11:26,690 Uh... Um... 236 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:29,893 Do people want to see me? 237 00:11:29,995 --> 00:11:31,395 - A chef? - No. 238 00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:32,596 - Astronaut? - No. 239 00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:34,631 - Nanny? - Why have you shut me out? 240 00:11:34,733 --> 00:11:35,766 Traffic warden? 241 00:11:35,868 --> 00:11:37,868 Am I helping people in some way? 242 00:11:37,970 --> 00:11:41,271 No. You're a greedy jerk. You only care about yourself. 243 00:11:41,373 --> 00:11:43,874 - You like it when I fucked you? - That's not anything to do... 244 00:11:43,976 --> 00:11:47,644 This is about this job. I'm asking, do you like when this person fucks you? 245 00:11:47,746 --> 00:11:49,312 I'm not talking about this anymore. 246 00:11:49,415 --> 00:11:51,503 Am I making enough money to support my family? 247 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,666 Yes. But you feel empty inside, 248 00:11:53,768 --> 00:11:56,068 like your life's work is meaningless. 249 00:11:56,170 --> 00:11:58,304 What the fuck you say? 250 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:02,808 Excuse me. 251 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,621 Is my job someone who cares about you deeply? 252 00:12:04,645 --> 00:12:05,387 No. 253 00:12:05,412 --> 00:12:07,637 Did you ever have feelings for this job? 254 00:12:07,715 --> 00:12:09,148 - No. - Wife? 255 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,950 No way in hell is it a wife. 256 00:12:11,052 --> 00:12:12,618 - Lover? - Nope. Nothing. 257 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,255 - Best friend? - You're a truck driver. 258 00:12:16,357 --> 00:12:19,592 You're a dirty truck driver. 259 00:12:19,694 --> 00:12:21,126 Don't spin him! What are you doing? 260 00:12:21,229 --> 00:12:22,928 Don't spin him right now! Will you stop? 261 00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,209 You're gonna be drunk. You're gonna get out of this thing 262 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:27,633 and you're gonna throw up. Will you please just stop it? 263 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:31,070 Ow! 264 00:12:31,172 --> 00:12:34,740 How are things going with Mario and Luigi? 265 00:12:34,842 --> 00:12:36,775 It fuckin' sucks, is how it's going. 266 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:39,278 But that's okay. I'm gonna turn it into a positive. 267 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:42,314 I'm gonna ply their feeble minds for information about Big Mama. 268 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,516 The ultimate betrayal. 269 00:12:47,888 --> 00:12:49,989 Why do you keep checking your phone? 270 00:12:50,091 --> 00:12:51,724 Ain't nobody fuckin' calling you. 271 00:12:51,826 --> 00:12:53,837 Checking to see if my daughter texted me about her race, 272 00:12:53,861 --> 00:12:56,440 but of course she didn't because she doesn't care about me anymore. 273 00:12:56,464 --> 00:12:58,504 I just hate teacher workdays, to tell you the truth. 274 00:12:58,566 --> 00:13:00,606 I just get all emotionally fucked up in my own head. 275 00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:02,355 There's nobody here except for the teachers. 276 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:05,048 I just feel like they're always looking at me like they're better than me. 277 00:13:05,072 --> 00:13:07,339 Especially Abbot and Hayden. They do it the fuckin' most. 278 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,475 Hayden? That recycling cunt? 279 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:11,622 He wears clothes from Structure. 280 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,158 And Abbot's just a bipolar bitch. Fuck them. 281 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,694 I wish I could. See, those were good insults about them. 282 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,429 I can't come up with stuff like that. 283 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,891 That's not my forte. That's yours. 284 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,543 You want me to tell you the easiest way to go? 285 00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,945 - Yes. - The throat, just like this. 286 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,301 - What? - Look for the face. 287 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,103 Hey, you got bad-ass fuckin' ears. 288 00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:27,705 Hey, look at your dumb-ass nose. 289 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,447 Or in your case, like a fuckin' moustache. 290 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,420 You know, sometimes I go with you with the moustache? 291 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,444 It's all right here. Yeah, just don't do that thing 292 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:36,413 where you repeat a person's insult back at them. 293 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,749 That's just the worst. And you do that all the time. 294 00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:39,984 No, I don't. You do that. 295 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,086 Just like that. See that? 296 00:13:41,223 --> 00:13:43,561 That's what you just did. Don't be that person. 297 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,290 - Don't be you, Gamby. - Got it. 298 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,763 Hey, Neal, you want to come sit next to me? 299 00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:54,932 Yeah. 300 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,468 Thanks for saving me a seat at the cool kids' table, huh? 301 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,937 Amanda, why don't you just sit in his lap? 302 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:02,006 Don't be a dick, Bill. 303 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,308 Oh, I'm a dick? 'Cause as I recall, 304 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:05,887 I read your book and did edits on it. 305 00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:07,378 So I guess that makes me a dick now. 306 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,712 - Book? - Don't, no. 307 00:14:08,814 --> 00:14:10,614 Amanda wrote a kids' book. 308 00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,884 No, I wrote a YA novel, not a kids' book. Actually... 309 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,387 It's called "Cassiopeia Falling" or some shit. 310 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,089 It's about a dude that fucks dragons. 311 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:22,059 What? I'll be skipping that one. 312 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,395 What's so funny about that, Abbot? 313 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,177 You don't even know what the story's about. 314 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,532 Maybe it's not crazy. Maybe it's, like, a cool story. 315 00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,167 A guy who fucks dragons? That's crazy. 316 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:32,202 It's more like bestiality. 317 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,416 Yeah, looks like something you're into with that shirt you wore. 318 00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,907 How many fuckin' zebras did you have to fuck to get that on? 319 00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:38,842 For your information, I got this at Nordstrom. 320 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:40,144 I didn't fuck any zebras. 321 00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:42,246 - Pssh! Nordstrom Rack. - No, real Nordstrom. 322 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:45,349 It's like I've always imagined what a horse would look like when it talks, 323 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,817 and now I know. 324 00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,930 Why don't you guys stop trying to bully Miss Snodgrass? 325 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,954 She wrote a book. That's a pretty cool thing to do. 326 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,634 It's probably more than you nerds have done. 327 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:54,036 Hey, we're just having a good time. 328 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,459 It was mean, Bill. 329 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,572 Don't let these idiots get into your head, all right? 330 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:58,796 Both these two fuckers. 331 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:04,101 Hold up for a second. Hello? 332 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:06,170 Janelle? Hello? 333 00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:07,571 Neal? 334 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:09,540 Hey, sorry, I have Janelle's phone. 335 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,341 I must have butt-dialed you on accident. 336 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,643 Are you guys at the race? 337 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,111 Yes! Janelle made the final heat! 338 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,133 Big whoop. I know you just called to make me sad, 339 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,649 but guess what? Fuck you. Because I'm not sad. 340 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,751 It's the best teacher workday I've ever had before 341 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,831 - and everyone's laughing at my jokes. So there. - Okay. 342 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,722 - Enough. - Listen, Neal, I gotta... 343 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,091 If you'll excuse me. 344 00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:29,493 - Neal. - Awkward! 345 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,228 Oh, shut up, horse face. 346 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,470 Dr. Brown? 347 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,138 Hello, Mr. Gamby. 348 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,539 Did you follow me here? 349 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,709 No, I was just... Just doing a patrol of... 350 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,145 I just needed a place to think. 351 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,515 Looks like this is where the kids come to smoke. 352 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,816 Figures. 353 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,285 I couldn't control my own family. 354 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:58,222 Why would I be able to control my school? 355 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,724 Are you upset about that black gentleman? 356 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:02,960 He's a lying, cheatin' piece of shit. 357 00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:06,163 Never should have married that man. 358 00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,398 What happened with you two? 359 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,635 I caught his ass, butt-naked in the bed 360 00:16:11,737 --> 00:16:14,138 with a dancer from Club Risqué. 361 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,406 My son saw the whole thing. 362 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,843 Their daddy pulling out of this nasty-ass ho. 363 00:16:19,945 --> 00:16:22,179 Dick all big and wet, 364 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:25,149 like a damn French-dip sandwich. 365 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:27,785 I knew I had to get my boys out of that town. 366 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:32,322 But he just won't quit trying to get his kids back. 367 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,758 Well, that... That I can understand. 368 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,594 Oh, you defendin' his lying ass now? 369 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:41,465 No, I'm not. I'm just speaking from personal experience. 370 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,567 I lost a child of my own. 371 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,171 Oh, Mr. Gamby. I'm so sorry, I didn't know that. 372 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,940 My daughter, she... 373 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:52,176 She recently had enough of me 374 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:54,144 and decided that she would swap me out 375 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:56,680 for a dad that she likes better. 376 00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,949 I try to put on a tough exterior, 377 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:02,085 but all I can do is just think about her 378 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,588 and how she doesn't love me anymore. 379 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,992 I am so sorry, Mr. Gamby. 380 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,694 It's all right. It's not your fault. 381 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,297 You know, you got your boys. 382 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:17,267 So compared to Dascious, you didn't do too bad. 383 00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:20,904 I appreciate you saying that. 384 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,941 I'm there for you. Okay? 385 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,949 Y'all ever seen real pussies before? 386 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,084 Mm-hmm. 387 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:36,520 Hmm. 388 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:40,290 Ooh. Mmm. 389 00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,929 Not so gay now, am I? 390 00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,798 This will be our dirty little secret. 391 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,867 Y'all know how to keep secrets, right? 392 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,003 - Yeah. - Good. 393 00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,616 Good. Me too. I know how to keep secrets... 394 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,673 All kinds of secrets. Like, dark secrets. 395 00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,510 Maybe there's some secrets y'all want to share with me? 396 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,812 Like what? 397 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,480 Oh, I don't know. Like... 398 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,148 what's mama like at home? 399 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,718 Does she ever do any fucked-up shit 400 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,686 or anything at home, maybe sometimes? 401 00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,122 She fuck Luke. 402 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:14,691 Really? Are you serious? 403 00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,460 She fucked us both. 404 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,095 I want you to tell me everything. 405 00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,198 I need to know every single thing that has happened to you two. 406 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,901 Can we go to the vending machine and get snacks first? 407 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:28,011 Well, I'm really not supposed to let you leave this room. 408 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,208 But I will go get you whatever it is that you want 409 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:32,809 as long as when I come back, 410 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:36,179 you tell me all of your dirty little secrets. 411 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,314 Deal. 412 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,216 Deal! 413 00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,758 - Hey. - Oh, Miss Snodgrass. 414 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,527 - You heading to the closing ceremony? - Yep. 415 00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,229 Are you okay? You ran off. 416 00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,198 Yeah, I'm fine. I mean, the real question is, are you okay? 417 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:57,134 Hayden came at you pretty hard. 418 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,568 He's an asshole. 419 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,015 His opinions are pretty stupid too. 420 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:01,650 I mean, I for one would love to read your book. 421 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,807 Uh, no, you don't. It sucks. 422 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,777 Come on, you let Hayden read it and give edits, you won't let me? 423 00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,012 I write two memos a day and this guy teaches history. 424 00:19:09,114 --> 00:19:12,249 Right? I know you're crazy. 425 00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,818 - God damn it! - What the hell are you doing here? 426 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,264 You know Brown doesn't want to see you. 427 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:18,288 I know, I know, but... you seen a little wallet? 428 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,801 No, I haven't seen a goddamn wallet. 429 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,670 I must have lost it while you was chasing my ass. 430 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,661 All right, all right. Here it is right here! 431 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:28,131 Okay, snack attack! Who's hungry? 432 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:30,934 Oh! 433 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,405 Get back here! Oh, shit! 434 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:41,945 Ah! 435 00:19:46,051 --> 00:19:48,452 Get back here! 436 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,167 Oh, sweet. Check this shit out. 437 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,406 Get back here, man! 438 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:12,275 - Get back here! - Oh, shit! 439 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:18,048 See, we should definitely be high while doin' this shit. 440 00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,417 Oh, shit, don't move. 441 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,630 Fuck you, man! 442 00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,966 - The auditorium. Go! - What? Oh, God. 443 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,068 Teaching can feel like a solo job 444 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,704 because it's just you in the classroom, 445 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,507 holding it down. But we can use teamwork... 446 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,576 Hey, hey, hey, stop the proceeding! 447 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:48,445 Dascious? Get the fuck out of there! 448 00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,013 Dascious is here! Into the school. 449 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:53,116 Just... just let me say one thing. 450 00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,318 Um, Belinda, 451 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,989 I know... I know that I fucked up in the past. 452 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:02,159 Bad. Fact is... 453 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,896 I failed you as a husband 454 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,798 and for that, I'm sorry. 455 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,933 I'll never forgive myself. 456 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:14,538 But please... please don't let me fail my boys. 457 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,878 Oh, real nice! Getting high on school grounds! 458 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,980 Only reason I'm not expelling you two 459 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,749 is 'cause y'all don't go to school here. 460 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:27,284 - You lied to me! - Mm-hmm. 461 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,619 Now let's go. Come down right this second. 462 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,855 We'll come down if you smoke this. 463 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,257 Come on. 464 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:36,860 Come on, come on. 465 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,663 Just throw... just... will you throw it down, please? 466 00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,364 - Throw it down. - Okay. 467 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,271 Okay, all right, I'm high now. 468 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,240 Does that make you feel good? 469 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,076 Now come down. Your mom's gonna be in her office any minute. 470 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,611 $100. 471 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:57,948 - $8. - $100. 472 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,350 I'll give you $16 and that's it. 473 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,819 - $100. - Okay, $19.50, 474 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,255 and that's my last and final offer ever. 475 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:09,459 $100. I'm still thinking $100. 476 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:10,760 Fuck! 477 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,163 I want to believe you, Dascious, I do. 478 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:15,632 But... but those boys can't unsee what they saw. 479 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,634 They saw his dick. 480 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:19,936 - You remember how they cried? - Wow. 481 00:22:20,939 --> 00:22:22,973 But I know a man needs his kids. 482 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,143 And I suppose they need you too. 483 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,882 You cannot come back and live with us, 484 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:37,087 but I can't control who stays at the Aristocrat Inn. 485 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,555 You for real? 486 00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,526 I am. 487 00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,295 Now, fool, get out of that booth so we can go get our boys. 488 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,165 Ha! Whoo! 489 00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:59,509 Lee, you better get those kids wrangled up. 490 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:01,422 Mama Bear is on her way back to the den. 491 00:23:01,446 --> 00:23:02,979 - Fuck. Right now? - Yes, now. 492 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,915 - Where are you? - My God, move, move, move! 493 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,861 - I'm coming. - Faster than that! Faster than that! 494 00:23:06,885 --> 00:23:09,853 - Let's go. What are you doing? - I'm high as a motherfucker. 495 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:12,589 Your mother is on her way back to the office right now. 496 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:15,292 And if we're not sitting in that office when she gets there, 497 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,427 she's gonna beat all of our asses black. 498 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,829 - So move! Get up! - Shit, come on. 499 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:21,264 Big Mama's coming! 500 00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,333 Okay, all right. No... 501 00:23:23,435 --> 00:23:25,035 - We can hold hands or something. - No. 502 00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:27,971 Hold on, I need a little refreshment. 503 00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,976 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 504 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:43,653 Oh, shit. Refreshing as hell. 505 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:45,655 Whew! 506 00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:49,059 Huh! Gotta come up for air. 507 00:24:05,177 --> 00:24:07,010 - Actually, you know... - This way! 508 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,712 We never showed Dascious the music hall. 509 00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:10,258 Maybe he wants to check that out real quick. 510 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,048 No, we can skip things. Dascious? 511 00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:24,661 Go! What are you waiting for? Go! Fly! 512 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,835 This way, you stupid piece of shit. 513 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:37,007 Faster! God! You're going on a diet after this. 514 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:47,484 "And at that very moment, Pinocchio awoke 515 00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:50,520 and opened wide his eyes." 516 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:55,325 - Boys? - Oh, hey, B. 517 00:24:55,427 --> 00:24:57,360 Someone's here to see you. 518 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,063 Boys, you got a hug for your daddy? 519 00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,266 Come here! Hey! 520 00:25:03,368 --> 00:25:05,435 Oh, let me look at you! 521 00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:07,570 I really appreciated our talk. 522 00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,272 Yeah, me too. 523 00:25:13,478 --> 00:25:15,545 Hold up, Russell. 524 00:25:15,647 --> 00:25:17,213 How did it go? 525 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,716 Good. No problems whatsoever. 526 00:25:19,818 --> 00:25:21,718 Your boys, they're a dream. 527 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:25,955 You a lyin' sack of shit. 528 00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:34,130 Come on, come on! 529 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,372 Oh, here you are! 530 00:25:42,474 --> 00:25:43,973 I've been looking all over for you. 531 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:46,443 Oh, hey. Yeah, I was just up here finishing up this shit. 532 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,411 What's that? 533 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,214 Uh, it's my book. I thought maybe you might... you could read it. 534 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:53,683 Yeah, I'd love to. I'm flattered. 535 00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:55,518 Just remember, it's still really rough. 536 00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:57,487 I mean, all the stuff with King Olgar 537 00:25:57,589 --> 00:26:00,123 and Favian the Huntsman needs to be fleshed out a bit better. 538 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:02,625 But, I don't know, I think you might like Bluffin the Wizard. 539 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,395 Bluffin the Wizard? Sounds fascinating. 540 00:26:05,497 --> 00:26:07,075 Just so you know, I'm kind of a slow reader, 541 00:26:07,099 --> 00:26:08,832 so if this takes me a while to read it, 542 00:26:08,934 --> 00:26:10,378 I hope you don't get offended or anything. 543 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,835 Oh, take your time. No rush. 544 00:26:11,937 --> 00:26:13,136 Yeah. 545 00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,804 You know, on a personal note, 546 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,407 I just want you to know that I just think 547 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,845 that you're a multi-talented, very terrific... 548 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:36,059 I'm gonna put your book down, okay? 549 00:26:36,161 --> 00:26:37,360 Oh. Yeah. 550 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:44,768 Look at this fuck machine, all smilin'. 551 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,536 Yeah, did me good. 552 00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:49,205 This wasn't a bad teacher workday after all, was it? 553 00:26:49,307 --> 00:26:50,607 Nope. 554 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,142 Hold up. This bitch. 555 00:26:52,244 --> 00:26:54,744 Yo, Gale, you can save your butt dials for someone else, 556 00:26:54,846 --> 00:26:57,280 'cause I just did it with the hottest teacher in school 557 00:26:57,382 --> 00:26:59,115 and I am totally over my daughter. 558 00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,950 Neal, stop! 559 00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:03,720 Janelle's been in an accident. We're at the hospital. 560 00:27:03,822 --> 00:27:05,054 What? Is she okay? 561 00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:07,223 She's okay, she just... she needs you. 562 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,292 She just keeps calling out for you. 563 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:11,528 She needs me? 564 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,365 Gamby? Gamby? 565 00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:26,342 What the fuck, Gamby? 566 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,476 Hey, man, she came in hot on the third... 567 00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:03,346 - Daddy? - Baby, it's okay. 568 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:04,948 It's okay. 569 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:23,466 I'm here, 570 00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:25,301 here for you, baby.