1 00:00:09,515 --> 00:00:11,482 Let's get out of here. 2 00:00:19,792 --> 00:00:20,725 Mm! 3 00:00:20,827 --> 00:00:23,762 Gamby, she's passed out drunk in the bathtub. 4 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:25,608 You could slam that door as hard as you want, 5 00:00:25,632 --> 00:00:27,064 that bitch ain't gonna wake up. 6 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:29,800 Are you kidding me? You see the destruction that she-beast laid? 7 00:00:29,902 --> 00:00:31,636 I'm being risk-averse, considering. 8 00:00:31,738 --> 00:00:33,604 Well, now's not the time for caution. 9 00:00:33,706 --> 00:00:35,339 Now's the time for celebration. 10 00:00:35,441 --> 00:00:37,141 I say we finish this bottle of gin. 11 00:00:37,243 --> 00:00:39,944 No. I'm not proud of what we did here tonight, Lee. 12 00:00:40,046 --> 00:00:41,279 Well, you should be. 13 00:00:41,381 --> 00:00:43,080 'Cause this is how leaders are made. 14 00:00:43,182 --> 00:00:47,084 Maybe so. We gotta cover our tracks. 15 00:00:47,186 --> 00:00:49,598 Almost a shame to get rid of all this stuff, isn't it? 16 00:00:49,622 --> 00:00:52,757 Not really. It's a relief. 17 00:01:02,435 --> 00:01:04,235 Holy shit. 18 00:01:04,337 --> 00:01:06,637 Fucking beautiful. 19 00:01:08,841 --> 00:01:10,174 Whew. 20 00:01:16,906 --> 00:01:22,212 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 21 00:01:22,955 --> 00:01:25,156 There you go. Look at that. 22 00:01:25,258 --> 00:01:27,591 You know, Charlemagne may not be Shadowfax, 23 00:01:27,694 --> 00:01:29,393 but in time, you both are gonna create 24 00:01:29,495 --> 00:01:31,629 your own unique friendship that I would imagine 25 00:01:31,731 --> 00:01:33,509 is much stronger than anything you could have had 26 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,932 with a silly motorcycle. 27 00:01:35,034 --> 00:01:37,868 You understand what I'm saying? 28 00:01:37,970 --> 00:01:39,570 This is good right here. 29 00:01:39,672 --> 00:01:42,073 Seeing you do what you're destined to do. 30 00:01:42,175 --> 00:01:44,775 And look, baby, if Charlemagne is not into you riding her, 31 00:01:44,877 --> 00:01:45,943 just make her into you. 32 00:01:46,045 --> 00:01:48,245 Force yourself into her. 33 00:01:48,348 --> 00:01:51,115 What are you telling her to do? 34 00:01:51,217 --> 00:01:54,585 Just mind your own business, shit-shoveler. 35 00:01:54,687 --> 00:01:56,987 Go. I'm trying to bond with my daughter here. 36 00:01:58,324 --> 00:02:00,024 How's it feel to be back in the saddle? 37 00:02:00,126 --> 00:02:02,259 I don't know. I kind of miss my bike. 38 00:02:02,362 --> 00:02:04,662 Baby, Einstein's definition of a dumb-ass 39 00:02:04,764 --> 00:02:07,365 is someone who does the same exact thing over and over again 40 00:02:07,467 --> 00:02:09,300 and expects different results. 41 00:02:09,402 --> 00:02:11,335 Well, I was thinking about what Ray said, 42 00:02:11,437 --> 00:02:12,870 about not being afraid. 43 00:02:12,972 --> 00:02:14,772 Baby, if you haven't figured this out yet, 44 00:02:14,874 --> 00:02:17,174 Ray is a simple man, okay, with simple thoughts. 45 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:18,843 You, on the other hand, are very smart. 46 00:02:18,945 --> 00:02:19,944 You're very talented. 47 00:02:20,046 --> 00:02:21,946 I mean, you can do any hobby you want. 48 00:02:22,048 --> 00:02:24,415 Plus, isn't it really expensive to do horses? 49 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:26,751 I mean, you could barely pay for Shadowfax. 50 00:02:26,853 --> 00:02:28,352 Oh, I don't know who told you that, 51 00:02:28,454 --> 00:02:29,887 but it's not true, okay? 52 00:02:29,989 --> 00:02:32,323 And money's no object, especially now. 53 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:33,958 Why especially now? 54 00:02:34,060 --> 00:02:35,693 Well, I guess I'll go ahead and tell you. 55 00:02:35,795 --> 00:02:38,562 There's a good chance I'm gonna be principal again. 56 00:02:39,966 --> 00:02:41,332 - Oh. - Oh? 57 00:02:41,434 --> 00:02:43,401 - That's it? - No, it's great, Dad. 58 00:02:43,503 --> 00:02:46,103 It's just I don't want to get my hopes up like last time. 59 00:02:46,205 --> 00:02:47,438 Till it's for sure. 60 00:02:47,540 --> 00:02:49,640 Well, maybe this time it is a sure thing. 61 00:02:49,742 --> 00:02:51,142 It is? 62 00:02:51,244 --> 00:02:52,109 Maybe. 63 00:02:52,211 --> 00:02:54,145 So you're definitely gonna be principal? 64 00:02:56,315 --> 00:02:58,315 Yes. 65 00:02:58,418 --> 00:03:00,217 Hell yes. 66 00:03:05,224 --> 00:03:06,257 Oh, my God. 67 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:09,326 Hey, save some bacon for the rest of us, Moby Dick. 68 00:03:09,429 --> 00:03:12,897 Oh my God, I'm dying. I am dying. 69 00:03:12,999 --> 00:03:15,166 I cut a highlight reel of the footage we shot. 70 00:03:15,268 --> 00:03:18,135 I tell you what, I am on the edge of my seat, Gamby. 71 00:03:18,237 --> 00:03:20,337 I'm on the edge of my seat. 72 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,773 - What the fuck? - Hmm? 73 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,386 Gamby, you should be as hyped as I am. 74 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:26,310 I'm about to shit my fucking pants. 75 00:03:26,412 --> 00:03:29,079 No, yeah, me too. I'm about to shit my pants too. 76 00:03:29,182 --> 00:03:31,449 I just... I can't wait to shit my pants. 77 00:03:32,518 --> 00:03:34,552 Jesus, Gamby, will you forget her? 78 00:03:34,654 --> 00:03:37,021 Quit it. You're above her. You're better than her. 79 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:40,090 She's not returning any of my phone calls or my text messas. 80 00:03:40,193 --> 00:03:41,559 Would you stop it? 81 00:03:41,661 --> 00:03:45,095 Now you don't want to be having some illicit affair with some teacher. 82 00:03:45,198 --> 00:03:47,631 You're about to move into a position of power. 83 00:03:47,733 --> 00:03:49,533 Don't shit where you eat, Gamby. 84 00:03:49,635 --> 00:03:51,702 Yeah, I know. That's good advice, you're right. 85 00:03:51,804 --> 00:03:53,237 You're damn right I'm right. 86 00:03:53,339 --> 00:03:54,779 Now get in the fucking zone with me. 87 00:03:54,841 --> 00:03:56,652 - Get your head down and fucking focus. - Okay, I'm in. 88 00:03:56,676 --> 00:03:58,320 I'm in it. I'm in the zone. I'm in the zone. 89 00:03:58,344 --> 00:04:00,044 Good. You got your line memorized? 90 00:04:00,146 --> 00:04:02,880 - Line? - Oh, come on, Gamby. 91 00:04:02,982 --> 00:04:05,883 You're supposed to say, "End of the line, slut." 92 00:04:05,985 --> 00:04:08,505 That's gonna be clever, 'cause we gonna be on some train tracks. 93 00:04:08,554 --> 00:04:10,020 Okay. Slut? I have to say slut? 94 00:04:10,122 --> 00:04:11,300 I can't just say, "End of the line"? 95 00:04:11,324 --> 00:04:13,084 Will you just say it? Let me hear you say it. 96 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:14,391 End of the line, slut. 97 00:04:14,494 --> 00:04:15,926 - You got it. - Got it. 98 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:19,797 Then I pull out my tablet, show her the video, 99 00:04:19,899 --> 00:04:21,532 fucking checkmate. 100 00:04:21,634 --> 00:04:23,834 Check-fucking-mate. Let me hear you say it. 101 00:04:23,936 --> 00:04:27,171 Check-fucking-mate. Check-fucking-mate. 102 00:04:27,273 --> 00:04:29,240 - Check-fucking-mate. - Tell me that's not true. 103 00:04:29,342 --> 00:04:30,688 - See what I'm saying. - Boom! 104 00:04:46,592 --> 00:04:48,826 Kids sneaking out here to smoke marijuana? 105 00:04:48,928 --> 00:04:50,461 Other drugs too. 106 00:04:50,563 --> 00:04:52,396 Coke, pills, Molly. 107 00:04:52,498 --> 00:04:53,931 With these trains zipping by? 108 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:56,567 Mm-mm. That's just an accident waiting to happen. 109 00:04:56,669 --> 00:04:58,335 Yes, that's what we were concerned with. 110 00:04:58,437 --> 00:05:00,504 And if I may, putting work aside, 111 00:05:00,606 --> 00:05:02,273 and while we're out here alone, 112 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,909 I must address my gin-soaked evening. 113 00:05:05,011 --> 00:05:06,844 It's all really a blur. 114 00:05:06,946 --> 00:05:09,813 And I am so embarrassed, really. 115 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,415 I don't know if I was dreaming, 116 00:05:11,517 --> 00:05:13,183 but were you there too, Mr. Russell? 117 00:05:13,286 --> 00:05:15,386 Yes, I was, briefly. 118 00:05:15,488 --> 00:05:17,788 I just dropped by to have a couple of drinks, 119 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:19,823 but wound up helping Gamby take care of you. 120 00:05:19,926 --> 00:05:22,259 Oh, B, it's okay. Don't be embarrassed. 121 00:05:22,361 --> 00:05:24,662 Lord knows, I have been there before. 122 00:05:24,764 --> 00:05:26,730 Well, thank you, Mr. Russell. 123 00:05:26,832 --> 00:05:28,365 And thank you too, Mr. Gamby. 124 00:05:28,467 --> 00:05:30,801 It is an ugly thing when I am on gin. 125 00:05:30,903 --> 00:05:32,069 It's all... 126 00:05:32,171 --> 00:05:33,737 I'm glad you were there to help me. 127 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,105 I really appreciate it. 128 00:05:35,207 --> 00:05:37,041 Happy to help. 129 00:05:37,143 --> 00:05:40,177 Now, Gamby, say it now. Now, Gamby, say it. 130 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:41,557 End of the... End of the line... 131 00:05:41,581 --> 00:05:43,647 So, anyway, new rule. 132 00:05:43,749 --> 00:05:46,383 If a student gets caught coming into the woods, 133 00:05:46,485 --> 00:05:48,552 he gets one week in circle. 134 00:05:48,654 --> 00:05:51,021 - Uh... - Yeah, but like I was saying, 135 00:05:51,123 --> 00:05:52,104 it's the end of the li... 136 00:05:52,128 --> 00:05:54,282 And we could also put some security cameras out here. 137 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:56,226 End of the line... 138 00:05:56,329 --> 00:05:57,227 slut... slut. 139 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:58,696 I'm sor... Huh? 140 00:05:58,798 --> 00:06:00,631 I'm sorry, I keep interrupting you. 141 00:06:00,733 --> 00:06:02,499 What are you trying to say? 142 00:06:03,469 --> 00:06:04,635 He said, 143 00:06:04,737 --> 00:06:06,870 "End of the line, slut!" 144 00:06:06,973 --> 00:06:10,507 This whole drug thing? That was just a ruse. 145 00:06:10,610 --> 00:06:11,742 This right here? 146 00:06:12,745 --> 00:06:13,611 Right here. 147 00:06:13,713 --> 00:06:16,780 Right... This right here. 148 00:06:16,882 --> 00:06:20,017 This is why we brought you here. 149 00:06:20,119 --> 00:06:21,785 Aah! 150 00:06:21,887 --> 00:06:23,520 Oh, Lord. 151 00:06:27,493 --> 00:06:28,592 Oh... 152 00:06:31,197 --> 00:06:34,264 What... What the hell is this, some Photoshops? 153 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:37,034 This is you, bitch, drunk on gin! 154 00:06:37,136 --> 00:06:41,305 I'm peeing on your car! 155 00:06:41,407 --> 00:06:43,307 What the hell y'all playing at here? 156 00:06:43,409 --> 00:06:44,742 Your funeral, that's what. 157 00:06:44,844 --> 00:06:47,978 Consider this the last nail in your coffin, 158 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:49,980 our boot to your ass. 159 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:55,686 Your career as principal of North Jackson High School is officially over. 160 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:59,657 We won, bitch. We fucked... you up! 161 00:06:59,759 --> 00:07:01,458 I fucking spit in your coffee. 162 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:04,028 I stuck my foot through your favorite painting. 163 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:06,063 We fucking burned your fucking house down. 164 00:07:06,165 --> 00:07:08,532 - I showed pornos... - You burned my house down?! 165 00:07:08,634 --> 00:07:10,100 Oh, goddamn it, Russell. 166 00:07:11,504 --> 00:07:12,970 I'll kill your... fucking... 167 00:07:13,072 --> 00:07:14,672 - No, no! - Blackmail me! 168 00:07:14,774 --> 00:07:16,774 - Gamby! - You out of your goddamn mind! 169 00:07:16,876 --> 00:07:18,609 - Who the fuck... - Belinda! 170 00:07:18,711 --> 00:07:20,377 - Belinda! Belinda! - Black... mail me! 171 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:21,779 - Get off of me! - No, Belinda! 172 00:07:21,881 --> 00:07:22,846 Aah! 173 00:07:22,948 --> 00:07:24,415 Fucking call me a bitch? 174 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:26,050 - I'll show you a bitch! - Belinda! 175 00:07:26,152 --> 00:07:28,085 - Don't do this! - Get your bitch-ass off of me! 176 00:07:28,187 --> 00:07:30,254 Now back up, Belinda. 177 00:07:30,356 --> 00:07:32,222 It doesn't have to be like this, okay? 178 00:07:32,324 --> 00:07:34,258 There's no reason to get out of line here, okay? 179 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,060 Oh, you out of line, motherfucker. 180 00:07:36,162 --> 00:07:38,328 Oh! 181 00:07:38,431 --> 00:07:40,731 Don't do it. Don't... Don't... Belinda, don't do it. 182 00:07:40,833 --> 00:07:42,766 Tell me what the fuck I need to do. 183 00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:45,536 Okay, you got me. Even-stevens. We're square. 184 00:07:45,638 --> 00:07:48,505 Motherfucking square, you burned my house down. 185 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:51,141 Okay, woman, I don't want to do this, do you understand me? 186 00:07:51,243 --> 00:07:53,110 But you're not really leaving me much choice. 187 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:55,079 Ah, yeah, motherfucker, come on. 188 00:07:55,181 --> 00:07:56,947 Oh! 189 00:07:57,049 --> 00:07:58,482 Okay? Okay? 190 00:07:58,584 --> 00:08:01,285 Enough's enough, okay? We good? 191 00:08:03,222 --> 00:08:05,756 Oof! Oh, shit. 192 00:08:09,528 --> 00:08:11,729 Okay! Get off me! 193 00:08:11,831 --> 00:08:16,366 Freeze! You fucking creature! 194 00:08:20,506 --> 00:08:23,540 I got your shit! Synced to all my devices! 195 00:08:23,642 --> 00:08:26,510 You about to go viral on Web 2.0. 196 00:08:26,612 --> 00:08:28,979 No! You cannot. 197 00:08:29,081 --> 00:08:30,981 The fuck I can! 198 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,516 Or you can resign, 199 00:08:32,618 --> 00:08:35,085 and we can keep this our dirty little secret. 200 00:08:40,059 --> 00:08:43,594 Fuck! Fuck! 201 00:08:45,598 --> 00:08:48,465 Fuck... fuck! 202 00:08:51,604 --> 00:08:54,304 You don't have to cry. You... 203 00:08:56,442 --> 00:08:58,342 Why y'all doing this to me? 204 00:08:58,444 --> 00:09:01,278 'Cause we want your job, bitch. Why you think? 205 00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:06,049 This isn't personal. This is business. 206 00:09:06,152 --> 00:09:09,520 Now, you gonna quit or not? 207 00:09:11,891 --> 00:09:13,624 Good. 208 00:09:13,726 --> 00:09:15,626 I expect you to have your resignation 209 00:09:15,728 --> 00:09:18,428 on the superintendent's desk by tomorrow. 210 00:09:18,531 --> 00:09:21,598 Or email it. You know, whatever's easier. 211 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,107 Can you hand me my shoe? 212 00:09:38,017 --> 00:09:39,349 This shoe? 213 00:09:42,922 --> 00:09:47,324 Now go. Go on. 214 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:34,705 Make him trot. 215 00:10:37,843 --> 00:10:39,676 Keep your leg on him. 216 00:10:39,778 --> 00:10:40,944 Hey, man. 217 00:10:41,914 --> 00:10:43,280 Hello, Ray. 218 00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,116 Nice to see her out there riding again. 219 00:10:46,218 --> 00:10:49,186 Yup. She's out there doing what she loves again. 220 00:10:49,288 --> 00:10:50,621 Out of death's way. 221 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:52,356 No thanks to you. 222 00:10:53,559 --> 00:10:55,592 I tried. 223 00:10:55,694 --> 00:10:57,394 At least I tried, man. 224 00:10:58,864 --> 00:11:01,431 It's just a drag sometimes, you know? 225 00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:03,734 What's a drag? 226 00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:06,603 Being second place to you with Janelle. 227 00:11:07,606 --> 00:11:09,206 I love that girl, man. 228 00:11:10,109 --> 00:11:12,542 It's a real drag. 229 00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:18,115 And I'm sorry I came on so strong with the motocross. 230 00:11:18,217 --> 00:11:20,217 I shouldn't have. 231 00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:23,921 But I just wanted me and her to bond. 232 00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:29,559 Truth be told, that's what it all boils down to. 233 00:11:29,662 --> 00:11:31,929 You know, I'm jealous of you, man. 234 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,431 Jealous? 235 00:11:34,533 --> 00:11:37,000 Okay. Continue. 236 00:11:37,102 --> 00:11:38,835 You're Janelle's dad. 237 00:11:39,939 --> 00:11:42,105 I'm just some dude who married her mom. 238 00:11:43,142 --> 00:11:44,741 She'll always love you more. 239 00:11:46,645 --> 00:11:48,578 Look at her, she looks like you. 240 00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:50,380 Got your last name, 241 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:54,318 got your blood coursing through her veins, man. 242 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:55,585 I can't compete with that. 243 00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:58,956 I just wanted one thin slice of her that was mine. 244 00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:00,624 That's it. 245 00:12:01,927 --> 00:12:03,393 I... I don't know. 246 00:12:03,495 --> 00:12:05,963 Maybe I ain't expressing myself right. 247 00:12:06,065 --> 00:12:08,665 It's... hard to explain, you know? 248 00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:10,500 Yeah, you are definitely babbling, 249 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:12,569 not really connecting your thoughts together. 250 00:12:12,671 --> 00:12:16,773 But, uh, I think I understand what you're trying to say. 251 00:12:20,012 --> 00:12:22,012 Well, she's a strong-willed girl. 252 00:12:22,114 --> 00:12:25,882 Maybe we were both foolish to think we could steer her through life. 253 00:12:54,013 --> 00:12:56,913 Swift, you seen Dr. Brown this morning? 254 00:12:57,016 --> 00:12:59,282 No, I haven't heard from her. 255 00:12:59,385 --> 00:13:02,486 Actually, I haven't seen her since yesterday. 256 00:13:02,588 --> 00:13:03,787 Should we be worried? 257 00:13:03,889 --> 00:13:05,989 Nah, I'm sure everything's okay. 258 00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,859 Oh, uh, Superintendent Haas called for you. 259 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:11,161 He said it's important. 260 00:13:11,263 --> 00:13:12,529 Wonderful. 261 00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:16,833 So, she resigned as in she's never coming back to Jackson? 262 00:13:16,935 --> 00:13:18,068 Yes, that's correct, Martin. 263 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:20,537 Uh, Dr. Brown is gone for good. 264 00:13:20,639 --> 00:13:22,139 She will never be back here again. 265 00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:25,675 She left out of here like a thief in the middle of the night. 266 00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:27,611 Now, we don't know if it's family problems. 267 00:13:27,713 --> 00:13:29,613 We don't know if it's legal issues. 268 00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:32,015 It's probably more than likely substance abuse. 269 00:13:32,117 --> 00:13:33,762 We just... We have no idea. 270 00:13:33,786 --> 00:13:35,986 Obviously, this woman had many dark secrets. 271 00:13:36,088 --> 00:13:37,654 You know, unfortunate as it is, 272 00:13:37,756 --> 00:13:40,057 we were working with a complete and utter stranger. 273 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:44,161 Ladies, girl people up there at the top. Please, yes, you. 274 00:13:44,263 --> 00:13:46,396 Quiet down. I don't appreciate that. 275 00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:49,499 I mean, this is crazy. I mean, right after her house burns down? 276 00:13:49,601 --> 00:13:51,468 I mean, these two things have to be connected. 277 00:13:51,570 --> 00:13:53,637 No, no, actually, they don't have to be connected. 278 00:13:53,786 --> 00:13:55,016 So, that's dumb. Don't say that. 279 00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,808 Would you stop trying to be Columbo and figure out all the crimes. 280 00:13:57,910 --> 00:13:59,821 'Cause you don't know anything that's going on, okay? 281 00:13:59,845 --> 00:14:01,378 - This fucking guy. - This fucking guy. 282 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,580 Look, it's what Lee said. 283 00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:05,215 It's, uh, substance abuse. 284 00:14:05,317 --> 00:14:07,062 In fact, I know that it's substance abuse, so... 285 00:14:07,086 --> 00:14:08,718 Next question, please. 286 00:14:08,821 --> 00:14:12,389 Does this mean that one of you is going to be taking over her job as principal? 287 00:14:12,491 --> 00:14:14,357 A very good question, Ms. LeBlanc. 288 00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:19,096 Uh, the truth is Superintendent Haas has asked Mr. Gamby and myself 289 00:14:19,198 --> 00:14:21,064 to come by his office later on today, 290 00:14:21,166 --> 00:14:22,999 so I expect that we will know more then. 291 00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,469 I mean, what's important now, though, is not who's gonna be 292 00:14:25,571 --> 00:14:27,404 - the leader and who's not the leader. - Yeah. 293 00:14:27,506 --> 00:14:30,674 What's important is to remain calm and maintain order. 294 00:14:30,776 --> 00:14:34,344 Because if the students sense for a moment there's any turmoil, 295 00:14:34,446 --> 00:14:36,846 well, then we're gonna have a full-on shit show on our hands. 296 00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:38,202 Yeah, that's true. 297 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:40,584 Bruce, don't be mad. This is no one's fault, Bruce. 298 00:14:40,686 --> 00:14:42,464 - Don't be mad at anybody. - And also, you know what, 299 00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:44,588 I just have to point out Snodgrass is still talking 300 00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,256 and I'm like, my mind is jumbled 301 00:14:46,358 --> 00:14:48,303 because I'm like, "Aah, will she ever stop talking?" 302 00:14:48,327 --> 00:14:51,928 Uh, Ms. Snodgrass, can you please have some respect. 303 00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,131 Just for the sake of everyone here. 304 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:58,201 Neal! Hey! 305 00:14:58,303 --> 00:15:00,137 Neal! Neal! 306 00:15:00,239 --> 00:15:01,519 What the hell was that in there? 307 00:15:01,573 --> 00:15:03,218 You just gonna call me out like I'm a freshman? 308 00:15:03,242 --> 00:15:04,808 Why are you being such a large asshole? 309 00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:07,555 You said you wanted to chill out. I was just giving you time to cool down. 310 00:15:07,579 --> 00:15:09,713 Oh, oh, and that's your version of cooling down? 311 00:15:09,815 --> 00:15:11,281 I'm a cool breeze, okay? 312 00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:14,062 Unlike you, that can't even return a simple phone call or a text message. 313 00:15:14,086 --> 00:15:15,218 Listen. 314 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,988 I'm sorry. I just needed some time to think. 315 00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:19,890 When you got so mad about Bill Hayden, 316 00:15:19,992 --> 00:15:21,291 I just... I don't know. 317 00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:22,470 Well, you know what, I do know. 318 00:15:22,494 --> 00:15:24,094 Because I've seen your true colors, 319 00:15:24,196 --> 00:15:25,829 and maybe what everyone's saying is true. 320 00:15:25,931 --> 00:15:27,664 What is everybody saying? 321 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:30,612 Everybody's hollering about how you and I aren't destined to be together, 322 00:15:30,636 --> 00:15:32,636 'cause you're just a lowly teacher, my subordinate, 323 00:15:32,738 --> 00:15:34,482 and I'm a power player, moving up in the ranks, 324 00:15:34,506 --> 00:15:37,207 your mentor, supervisor, and boss. 325 00:15:37,309 --> 00:15:39,109 Right now, I have to go to a meeting. 326 00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:41,678 Upper brass type stuff, you wouldn't get. 327 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,982 See you, teach. Get to class. 328 00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:51,254 Well, here we are, Gamby. 329 00:15:51,356 --> 00:15:53,390 The moment we've been waiting for. 330 00:15:55,594 --> 00:15:57,027 I can't shake this weird feeling 331 00:15:57,129 --> 00:16:00,063 that Brown is just hiding behind the corner waiting to strike. 332 00:16:00,165 --> 00:16:02,032 I thought she'd go out with more of a bang. 333 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:03,466 What choice does she have? 334 00:16:03,569 --> 00:16:06,703 The video would go viral so fast, it'd be a fucking fatality move. 335 00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:10,707 The bitch high-tailed it out of town as fast as she could. 336 00:16:10,809 --> 00:16:13,176 Now it comes down to you or I. 337 00:16:13,278 --> 00:16:14,578 Yes, it does. 338 00:16:15,847 --> 00:16:17,948 Lee, I want you to know that, uh... 339 00:16:18,050 --> 00:16:20,417 no matter what they decide in here, 340 00:16:20,519 --> 00:16:23,486 I'm gonna be okay. Even if it's you. 341 00:16:23,589 --> 00:16:25,689 I think you'd make a damn good principal. 342 00:16:25,791 --> 00:16:27,524 You really think so? 343 00:16:27,626 --> 00:16:29,259 I didn't always, but... 344 00:16:29,361 --> 00:16:31,561 everything we've been through, yeah. 345 00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:32,963 I think you got what it takes. 346 00:16:33,065 --> 00:16:36,099 Gamby, that really means a lot to me. 347 00:16:37,903 --> 00:16:39,202 You know, I'll never forget 348 00:16:39,304 --> 00:16:41,371 my very first day at North Jackson High School. 349 00:16:41,473 --> 00:16:43,306 I was introduced to you by Welles, 350 00:16:43,408 --> 00:16:45,976 and you had cafeteria food all over your suit 351 00:16:46,078 --> 00:16:47,322 from a food fight you had broken up. 352 00:16:47,346 --> 00:16:50,513 And you said to me, "The job is fruitless, 353 00:16:50,616 --> 00:16:52,048 but I get it done." 354 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:55,185 And I thought, "What a fucking dumb-ass." 355 00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,354 But I must admit, Neal, 356 00:16:57,456 --> 00:17:01,658 no matter how fruitless or fucked up the situation is, 357 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:04,160 you get the job done. 358 00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:06,563 I was wrong about you, friend. 359 00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:09,666 It's been a pleasure. 360 00:17:17,142 --> 00:17:18,041 Whew. 361 00:17:18,143 --> 00:17:19,476 Let's do it. 362 00:17:27,252 --> 00:17:29,819 Two principals gone in one year. 363 00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:31,021 It's unbelievable. 364 00:17:31,123 --> 00:17:33,790 Well, these things happen sometimes, sir. 365 00:17:33,892 --> 00:17:36,960 No, they don't. This has never happened before. That's my whole point. 366 00:17:37,062 --> 00:17:39,663 Well, I guess, Belinda Brown just, you know, 367 00:17:39,765 --> 00:17:41,709 wasn't the right person for the job, unfortunately. 368 00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:44,512 I should have known something was off when those textbooks went missing. 369 00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:46,236 Big red flag like that and I missed it. 370 00:17:46,338 --> 00:17:48,805 Guess who looks like a horse's ass now, huh? 371 00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:52,108 Oh, no, no. You don't look like a horse's ass at all. 372 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,855 You know what they say about the past, though, 373 00:17:53,879 --> 00:17:56,579 you just shouldn't live in it. Gotta focus on the future. 374 00:17:56,682 --> 00:17:59,049 Exactly. 375 00:17:59,151 --> 00:18:02,385 Anyway, I'm gonna be relying on the two of you to help get us through this. 376 00:18:02,487 --> 00:18:04,954 Anything that we can do to help, Jeremy. 377 00:18:05,057 --> 00:18:06,556 North Jackson needs both of you. 378 00:18:06,658 --> 00:18:08,491 That's why I'm asking you to serve 379 00:18:08,593 --> 00:18:10,160 as co-interim principals, 380 00:18:10,262 --> 00:18:13,163 share the office while we sort this whole mess out. 381 00:18:13,265 --> 00:18:15,565 That all right? Can you handle that? 382 00:18:15,667 --> 00:18:18,902 So you're saying that we're both principals? 383 00:18:19,004 --> 00:18:21,838 Well, yeah. I mean, is that gonna be a problem? 384 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,240 Oh, absolutely not, sir, no. 385 00:18:24,343 --> 00:18:26,409 That's no... There's no problem there whatsoever. 386 00:18:26,511 --> 00:18:28,878 Are we allowed to say that we're principals 387 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:30,747 instead of co-interim principals? 388 00:18:30,849 --> 00:18:33,116 Just when we're talking to our friends or family. 389 00:18:33,218 --> 00:18:35,085 Yeah, yeah, of course, Yeah, whatever. 390 00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:37,821 Sure. Yeah, for now. 391 00:18:37,923 --> 00:18:39,989 Been a dark year for North Jackson High School. 392 00:18:40,092 --> 00:18:43,860 A dark year. Like, storm clouds gathering. 393 00:18:43,962 --> 00:18:46,329 - Like it's been crazy dark. - Whew. 394 00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:49,399 I hated this year. It sucked. 395 00:19:13,892 --> 00:19:16,126 - Surprise! - Goddammit! 396 00:19:17,262 --> 00:19:19,429 - Whoa, Neal. - Fuck, Ray. 397 00:19:19,531 --> 00:19:21,030 Jesus. Uh-oh. Bad news again? 398 00:19:21,133 --> 00:19:23,299 No, sweetheart. No bad news. 399 00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:26,469 Such good news, in fact, that I can overlook Ray's idiocy. 400 00:19:26,571 --> 00:19:28,638 The title is official. 401 00:19:28,740 --> 00:19:29,906 Principal Neal Gamby. 402 00:19:30,008 --> 00:19:32,108 - Whoo! - That's amazing! 403 00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:33,510 Great, great. 404 00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:37,380 Hey, you worked hard, you deserve it. 405 00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:41,317 And I made you a little something in my shop. 406 00:19:41,420 --> 00:19:43,453 Wow. You made this? 407 00:19:43,555 --> 00:19:47,557 Mm-hmm. For you. Since you're principal. 408 00:19:47,659 --> 00:19:50,393 Wow. It's got my name on it and everything. 409 00:19:50,495 --> 00:19:54,497 I mean, I'm not really sure how I will use this as principal, 410 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:56,232 but I appreciate it. 411 00:19:57,569 --> 00:19:59,869 But seriously, congratulations on the job. 412 00:19:59,971 --> 00:20:04,107 You know, I'm just... I'm really glad that it worked out for you this time. 413 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:09,012 You know what? Tonight, I will accept that backhanded compliment, Gale. 414 00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:10,880 It means a lot. Thank you. 415 00:20:10,982 --> 00:20:11,981 You're welcome. 416 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:13,163 You're welcome. 417 00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:14,762 You know what, I could open you up with this. 418 00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:18,188 But I'm not, because I'm a principal now. 419 00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:21,124 Janelle, I have a present for you, too. 420 00:20:21,226 --> 00:20:22,859 I was gonna give it to you tomorrow, 421 00:20:22,961 --> 00:20:26,329 but since you guys are here, why not now, huh? 422 00:20:26,431 --> 00:20:29,332 Follow me to the garage. 423 00:20:42,113 --> 00:20:43,079 What's this? 424 00:20:43,181 --> 00:20:45,482 What do you think it is? It's your new bike. 425 00:20:45,584 --> 00:20:46,850 Wait, what? 426 00:20:46,952 --> 00:20:49,986 - For me? - For you. 427 00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,528 Even though I know it will push you back into the arms of Ray, 428 00:20:52,557 --> 00:20:55,391 and it makes me shake my head, 429 00:20:55,494 --> 00:20:57,994 I want you to pursue your dreams. 430 00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:02,577 You just gonna stand here or are you gonna ride it? 431 00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,100 Not without a helmet. 432 00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:05,568 She has to wear a helmet. 433 00:21:05,670 --> 00:21:07,006 - Listen to your mom. - Seriously? 434 00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:08,838 - Have to have a helmet. - Seriously. 435 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:14,978 Oh my God, they updated it. 436 00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:17,113 They updated it. 437 00:21:17,215 --> 00:21:18,548 Oh! 438 00:21:19,473 --> 00:21:21,084 Oh, they picked the worst picture of me. 439 00:21:21,186 --> 00:21:22,886 I look all bloated like Gamby. 440 00:21:22,988 --> 00:21:23,987 Look at my double chin. 441 00:21:24,089 --> 00:21:26,356 Stop it. You look fine. 442 00:21:26,458 --> 00:21:27,991 Be happy. 443 00:21:29,861 --> 00:21:32,328 I am happy, Christine. 444 00:21:32,430 --> 00:21:34,197 I'm over the moon. 445 00:21:34,299 --> 00:21:35,231 Where's Mi-Cha? 446 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:37,400 I wanna shove this in her face. 447 00:21:37,502 --> 00:21:38,813 I already told her the good news. 448 00:21:38,837 --> 00:21:40,748 - Did she lose her shit? - She didn't say anything. 449 00:21:40,772 --> 00:21:43,673 She just went in her room and shut the door. Been in there all day. 450 00:21:43,775 --> 00:21:45,008 Love it. 451 00:21:47,312 --> 00:21:48,745 Hmm. 452 00:21:59,324 --> 00:22:01,057 - Ah... - Whew. 453 00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:02,425 That feels good. 454 00:22:02,527 --> 00:22:05,061 Thus begins a new age for North Jackson High, 455 00:22:05,163 --> 00:22:07,397 one of peace and prosperity, 456 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:10,900 one that history will look back upon with reverence. 457 00:22:11,002 --> 00:22:12,235 Yes, it will. 458 00:22:12,337 --> 00:22:13,736 But I gotta say, Gamby. 459 00:22:13,838 --> 00:22:17,040 None of this would be possible without some of the evil shit you pulled. 460 00:22:17,142 --> 00:22:20,577 You are a true black heart, my friend. 461 00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:22,690 Well, it was a group effort. I didn't do everything. 462 00:22:22,714 --> 00:22:24,280 Yeah, but you did a lot. 463 00:22:24,382 --> 00:22:26,049 You did some low-down dirty moves. 464 00:22:26,151 --> 00:22:29,118 Vandalizing the school, burning her house down. 465 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:30,053 Not just me. 466 00:22:30,155 --> 00:22:31,595 Bonding with her as a single parent. 467 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:34,410 Finding out that gin was her weakness and using that gin against her? 468 00:22:34,459 --> 00:22:36,659 Fucking bravo, Gamby. 469 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:39,696 Well, your tone is actually making me feel a little weird about things. 470 00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:41,831 Look, I didn't do anything worse than what you did. 471 00:22:41,933 --> 00:22:43,878 I'm just saying you fucked her up real good is all. 472 00:22:43,902 --> 00:22:45,346 Why don't you take a compliment, God. 473 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:47,937 I'm saying it's a compliment that you and I both should take. 474 00:22:48,039 --> 00:22:50,273 - Fine. Whatever. - Well, take it then. 475 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:52,077 Don't be acting like I'm the one who did all the stuff. 476 00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:53,209 You did stuff too. 477 00:22:53,332 --> 00:22:57,647 Okay. You ready to remind this school what the fuck it means to be a warrior? 478 00:22:57,749 --> 00:22:59,248 I was born ready. 479 00:23:02,687 --> 00:23:04,854 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 480 00:23:49,267 --> 00:23:50,933 That's my dog! 481 00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:52,602 Chocolate chip pancakes. 482 00:23:52,704 --> 00:23:54,270 Whoa! Oh, shit! 483 00:24:09,054 --> 00:24:10,653 Awesome. So interesting. 484 00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:12,689 - So smart. So... - Sorry to interrupt. 485 00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:17,193 I would like a moment alone with your teacher, if I may. 486 00:24:17,295 --> 00:24:20,196 We'll pick this up though, guys, okay? 487 00:24:26,337 --> 00:24:27,904 I heard the news. Congratulations. 488 00:24:28,006 --> 00:24:30,039 Yeah, it's a pretty big responsibility, 489 00:24:30,141 --> 00:24:31,574 but it's also an honor. 490 00:24:31,676 --> 00:24:33,609 I'm really happy for you. 491 00:24:35,346 --> 00:24:38,481 Amanda, I just wanted to say I'm sorry 492 00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:41,984 for the stuff I said to you about you being less than me, 493 00:24:42,087 --> 00:24:44,320 us coming from different worlds, 494 00:24:44,422 --> 00:24:46,055 you being loose. Loose? 495 00:24:46,157 --> 00:24:48,758 I just said that stuff because I was jealous. 496 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:52,195 I was insanely jealous that a guy like Bill Hayden got to be with you. 497 00:24:52,297 --> 00:24:56,766 Got to kiss you and hold you and lay naked next to you. 498 00:24:56,868 --> 00:24:58,589 Probably fondle and suck up on your t... 499 00:24:58,590 --> 00:25:00,226 Okay. Yup. I get it. 500 00:25:00,305 --> 00:25:02,405 Neal, you were jealous. Okay. 501 00:25:02,507 --> 00:25:05,341 I know that I'm not an easy person to be around. 502 00:25:05,443 --> 00:25:08,711 I have my fair share of issues, but I'm working on it. 503 00:25:08,813 --> 00:25:10,146 I'm trying to be better. 504 00:25:11,516 --> 00:25:13,349 Well, you come off as a blowhard. 505 00:25:13,451 --> 00:25:15,985 That's what everybody sees. 506 00:25:17,222 --> 00:25:18,421 Except me. 507 00:25:18,523 --> 00:25:20,289 I've seen a different you. 508 00:25:20,391 --> 00:25:23,626 I saw someone that I might even like to be with. 509 00:25:23,728 --> 00:25:25,094 But now I'm confused. 510 00:25:25,196 --> 00:25:27,296 I don't know. Was that a fluke moment? 511 00:25:27,398 --> 00:25:30,633 Or was that the real you? I... 512 00:25:32,003 --> 00:25:34,303 Amanda, that wasn't a fluke. 513 00:25:34,405 --> 00:25:36,325 That was me, the real me. 514 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:38,307 And if you'll just give me another shot, 515 00:25:38,409 --> 00:25:41,511 I promise, I'll show you that side all the time. 516 00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:43,312 I just want to be with you. 517 00:25:43,414 --> 00:25:45,372 And as principal, I'll guarantee that you 518 00:25:45,397 --> 00:25:47,541 never have to work seventh period ever again. 519 00:25:47,619 --> 00:25:49,486 Keeping track of vacation days and sick 520 00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:51,611 days, well, that will no longer be an issue. 521 00:25:51,689 --> 00:25:54,624 And when it comes time for you to submit your budgets, 522 00:25:54,726 --> 00:25:56,425 they'll always be approved. 523 00:25:56,528 --> 00:25:57,960 I'll even fire Bill Hayden. 524 00:25:58,062 --> 00:25:59,929 I'm just kidding. 525 00:26:00,031 --> 00:26:03,065 I won't fire Bill Hayden. I just said that just because... 526 00:26:03,168 --> 00:26:04,400 I'm over it. I'm not jealous. 527 00:26:04,502 --> 00:26:06,213 I think you should fire him, though, seriously. 528 00:26:06,237 --> 00:26:07,870 Okay, well, good, because I wanted to. 529 00:26:07,972 --> 00:26:11,474 Fuck Bill Hayden. He's a history teacher, and now he's history. 530 00:26:16,514 --> 00:26:17,980 Oh, Mr. Gamby, there you are! 531 00:26:18,082 --> 00:26:19,248 Goddammit, Swift. 532 00:26:19,350 --> 00:26:21,217 I... I'm... I'm... I'm very sorry, 533 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:22,919 but it's an emergency. You need to come. 534 00:26:23,021 --> 00:26:25,721 - An emergency? - Yeah, it's pretty bad, so... 535 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:28,825 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 536 00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:29,892 Okay. 537 00:26:29,994 --> 00:26:31,294 This better be good, Swift. 538 00:26:39,170 --> 00:26:40,536 My car! 539 00:26:40,638 --> 00:26:42,872 I told you it was bad. 540 00:26:42,974 --> 00:26:45,208 What the fuck are you doing Swift? Call 9-1-1! 541 00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:46,275 Okay, okay! 542 00:26:46,377 --> 00:26:47,543 Oh, shit. 543 00:26:47,645 --> 00:26:49,545 Russell to the faculty parking lot! 544 00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:50,813 I'm busy, Gamby. 545 00:26:50,915 --> 00:26:52,048 Our cars are on fire! 546 00:26:52,150 --> 00:26:53,449 - What?! - She got us! 547 00:26:53,551 --> 00:26:55,218 The bitch fucking got us! 548 00:27:08,266 --> 00:27:10,466 Jesus Christ! 549 00:27:10,568 --> 00:27:13,069 Shit! Fuck! 550 00:27:19,377 --> 00:27:23,546 Nice try, buddy. Go inside and get some help! 551 00:27:27,218 --> 00:27:29,185 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!