1 00:00:00,427 --> 00:00:02,637 Lee and I have some issues to discuss. 2 00:00:02,662 --> 00:00:03,672 Open or closed? 3 00:00:03,697 --> 00:00:04,942 - Open. - Closed. 4 00:00:04,967 --> 00:00:06,610 He... he said to do closed. 5 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:09,614 You all are probably wondering why I'm sitting with you. 6 00:00:09,639 --> 00:00:11,479 Lee Russell is an asshole. 7 00:00:11,513 --> 00:00:12,995 - No shit. - Not exactly breaking news, Gamby. 8 00:00:13,019 --> 00:00:15,033 He's got me substitute teaching history class. 9 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,279 Did you even go to college? 10 00:00:16,304 --> 00:00:17,733 Yes, I went to college. 11 00:00:17,758 --> 00:00:19,154 What were your SAT scores. 12 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:21,738 Uh, I think my SAT scores are none of your business. 13 00:00:21,775 --> 00:00:23,288 The teachers definitely hate you. 14 00:00:23,313 --> 00:00:24,785 They mock you at every turn. 15 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,154 King Ding-a Ling. 16 00:00:26,179 --> 00:00:28,707 I made it my wallpaper. 17 00:00:30,653 --> 00:00:32,282 I am the Principal. 18 00:00:32,307 --> 00:00:34,224 Well, I was supposed to be principal too, so... 19 00:00:34,255 --> 00:00:36,666 Yes... Then you got shot. 20 00:00:36,716 --> 00:00:39,694 You were broken, and I brought you back. 21 00:00:45,569 --> 00:00:48,203 Most mischievous foul sin... 22 00:00:48,238 --> 00:00:49,570 What a life is this, 23 00:00:49,606 --> 00:00:51,840 that your poor friends must woo your company? 24 00:00:51,875 --> 00:00:53,574 A fool, a fool! 25 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:55,476 I met a fool in the forest, 26 00:00:55,512 --> 00:00:58,446 a motley fool, in a miserable world! 27 00:01:00,717 --> 00:01:02,128 All right. Listen, listen, listen, listen! 28 00:01:02,152 --> 00:01:03,819 My good friend Joni Mitchell once said, 29 00:01:03,854 --> 00:01:05,787 "Laughing and crying..." And shut up, Maggie! 30 00:01:05,823 --> 00:01:07,555 "...is the same release." 31 00:01:10,393 --> 00:01:12,592 Think, think, think, think, think, think. 32 00:01:15,732 --> 00:01:17,432 Seychelles! 33 00:01:18,368 --> 00:01:20,001 Seychelles! 34 00:01:21,404 --> 00:01:23,504 Where are you, big boy? 35 00:01:23,540 --> 00:01:25,610 Seychelles! 36 00:01:25,714 --> 00:01:29,761 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 37 00:01:32,814 --> 00:01:35,315 Seychelles. 38 00:01:41,865 --> 00:01:44,425 Seychelles. I see you in that red hat! 39 00:01:44,461 --> 00:01:45,626 Get out here, right now! 40 00:01:45,662 --> 00:01:48,095 Team-building is mandatory, Russell says so. 41 00:01:48,130 --> 00:01:50,787 Have a heart. I have all this work to do, you know that. 42 00:01:50,887 --> 00:01:52,500 Seychelles... You don't understand! 43 00:01:52,535 --> 00:01:55,466 You're not an artist! Get the fuck out! 44 00:01:58,975 --> 00:02:00,607 Move it, ladies! 45 00:02:01,944 --> 00:02:04,945 If we are passionate, there is nothing we cannot accomplish. 46 00:02:04,981 --> 00:02:08,082 Power is speed and force. Let's go! 47 00:02:08,117 --> 00:02:11,451 These guys are working the teachers like Hebrew slaves. 48 00:02:11,487 --> 00:02:15,055 SweatDogs are the best team-building company in the world. 49 00:02:15,091 --> 00:02:18,125 They've even done it for Japanese corporations. 50 00:02:20,196 --> 00:02:21,996 Look at Seychelles's ass. 51 00:02:22,031 --> 00:02:24,564 Flustered, sweating, and looking like a bitch. 52 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,200 - What are you doing? - Don't look at me. 53 00:02:26,236 --> 00:02:28,156 - Get up. We don't fall over. - Don't look at me. 54 00:02:28,180 --> 00:02:29,537 On your feet, sir! 55 00:02:29,562 --> 00:02:31,202 I can't do it. It's too heavy. 56 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:33,397 It's too heavy? Well, we've identified the weak one. 57 00:02:33,432 --> 00:02:35,008 The man in the infinity scarf. 58 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:36,723 That's how you keep people in line, Gamby. 59 00:02:36,747 --> 00:02:38,011 You push them to the limits. 60 00:02:38,046 --> 00:02:39,979 That's enough. He's trying his best. 61 00:02:40,015 --> 00:02:41,548 Break them down to nothing. 62 00:02:41,589 --> 00:02:42,939 I think you should get back to doing 63 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:43,996 - what you were doing. - Don't touch me. 64 00:02:44,020 --> 00:02:45,657 And rebuild them into whatever you want. 65 00:02:45,959 --> 00:02:47,720 Pretty diabolical there, boss. 66 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:50,657 It's good to be the King. 67 00:02:56,099 --> 00:03:01,099 synced & corrected by PopcornAWH www.MY-SUBS.com. 68 00:03:05,305 --> 00:03:08,774 What I just witnessed: The most obnoxious, 69 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,746 arrogant, out-of-shape group of teachers 70 00:03:11,839 --> 00:03:13,378 that I have ever seen in my life. 71 00:03:13,414 --> 00:03:14,934 And we work with the Special Olympics! 72 00:03:14,958 --> 00:03:16,816 Well, why do you think I fuckin' called you? 73 00:03:16,851 --> 00:03:18,717 Huh? You got your fuckin' berets. 74 00:03:18,753 --> 00:03:20,185 You got your tank tops. 75 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:21,688 Isn't it to whip people into shape? 76 00:03:21,713 --> 00:03:24,113 Don't worry, don't worry. We like to implement 77 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,039 involuntary reeducation of basic beliefs and values 78 00:03:27,194 --> 00:03:29,221 to adjust to your institution's philosophy. 79 00:03:29,357 --> 00:03:31,857 - Hmm. So brainwashing. - It's not brainwashing. 80 00:03:32,082 --> 00:03:33,731 We call it... Think-change. 81 00:03:33,761 --> 00:03:36,113 Shawn came up with that term. 82 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,684 I used to be fat as fuck, 83 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:42,841 but I had to change my lifestyle and my mindset 84 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:44,689 to get jacked and pumped. 85 00:03:45,545 --> 00:03:46,744 Think-change. 86 00:03:47,129 --> 00:03:49,814 - You, my friend, are fuckin' cool! - You're damn right. 87 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,584 What, Janice? 88 00:03:51,609 --> 00:03:53,409 Can't you see I'm talking to these SweatDogs? 89 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:55,617 Oh, I'm very sorry to... 90 00:03:55,789 --> 00:03:57,549 - interrupt. - Then why are you interrupting? 91 00:03:57,573 --> 00:03:58,923 Your wife called, 92 00:03:58,959 --> 00:04:01,693 and, um, it's urgent. 93 00:04:03,884 --> 00:04:06,951 So, what's the emergency, Russell? 94 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:08,866 My father passed away. 95 00:04:10,142 --> 00:04:12,443 Aw, shit. 96 00:04:13,606 --> 00:04:17,107 I'm sorry, Russell. Were you guys close? 97 00:04:17,142 --> 00:04:18,475 No. 98 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:21,211 He was a Navy captain, my daddy. 99 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:23,079 A fuckin' man's man. 100 00:04:23,443 --> 00:04:27,350 He showered my two older sisters with all the affection. 101 00:04:28,273 --> 00:04:30,674 They grew up to be tomboys, 102 00:04:30,789 --> 00:04:33,122 interested in sports and cars. 103 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:37,528 He was always more proud of them than he ever was of me. 104 00:04:37,582 --> 00:04:39,221 That's tough. 105 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:41,605 That's real tough. 106 00:04:41,727 --> 00:04:43,026 I know how it is. 107 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:47,203 Really? Your father was an asshole who looked down on you too? 108 00:04:48,192 --> 00:04:50,160 I mean... not really. 109 00:04:50,185 --> 00:04:52,652 Actually, he supported me in all my endeavors, 110 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:54,764 was there for me pretty much every step of the way. 111 00:04:54,814 --> 00:04:56,009 What the fuck? 112 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,868 You have no fuckin' idea what I'm going through, Gamby! 113 00:04:59,050 --> 00:05:01,310 Well, I still really, really pity you. 114 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,319 Is there anything I can do? 115 00:05:03,381 --> 00:05:04,646 Yes. 116 00:05:05,922 --> 00:05:08,857 I need you to run Jackson while I'm gone. 117 00:05:09,461 --> 00:05:10,639 For a day. 118 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,621 You think you can do that without fuckin' it up? 119 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:14,176 Trust me, okay? I can handle anything. 120 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:16,026 Can you handle these lazy, fuckin' teachers? 121 00:05:16,050 --> 00:05:17,035 - Yeah. - Don't let them 122 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:18,900 get out of the team-building workshops either. 123 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:21,930 I paid these SweatDogs good money to beat them into submission. 124 00:05:22,073 --> 00:05:23,633 If they participate, you write them up. 125 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,222 - Mandatory attendance. Got it. Easy. - And a fine. 126 00:05:26,250 --> 00:05:27,850 And a fine. 127 00:05:27,998 --> 00:05:29,530 Look at that. 128 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:31,312 Come tomorrow, 129 00:05:31,482 --> 00:05:35,116 you will be principal of North Jackson High School. 130 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:38,346 For a day. 131 00:05:42,912 --> 00:05:45,046 It'll be nice to see your sisters again. 132 00:05:45,101 --> 00:05:46,981 We haven't seen them in ages. 133 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:49,339 Their boys must be all grown up by now. 134 00:05:49,567 --> 00:05:51,266 All four of their kids together look like 135 00:05:51,302 --> 00:05:52,959 a retarded Hitler youth group. 136 00:05:52,984 --> 00:05:54,849 Oh, fuck, no! 137 00:05:55,117 --> 00:05:57,202 Christine, I have a white stain 138 00:05:57,407 --> 00:05:59,140 on my special black funeral suit! 139 00:05:59,213 --> 00:06:01,275 It's so small, you can hardly notice it. 140 00:06:01,311 --> 00:06:02,848 My sisters notice everything. 141 00:06:02,941 --> 00:06:04,946 Lynn will say that this looks like dried-up cum, 142 00:06:04,982 --> 00:06:07,048 and Lacey will say that it is dried-up cum. 143 00:06:07,084 --> 00:06:10,150 You know how my sisters are towards me, Christine! 144 00:06:10,253 --> 00:06:12,286 Yeah, but everything's closed. 145 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:14,829 - Nothing's open now. - But... 146 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:17,225 Nobody's going to be noticing your suit. 147 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:20,028 You're there to celebrate your father's life. 148 00:06:23,807 --> 00:06:26,474 It doesn't look like dried-up cum. 149 00:06:29,132 --> 00:06:30,231 Okay. 150 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,468 God damn it. 151 00:07:01,503 --> 00:07:03,570 ...with liberty and justice for all. 152 00:07:03,605 --> 00:07:04,904 Unbelievable. 153 00:07:04,939 --> 00:07:06,606 Good morning, boss for the day. 154 00:07:06,642 --> 00:07:07,907 Principal Gamby. 155 00:07:07,942 --> 00:07:10,188 - What do you two think you are doing? - We just raised the flag, 156 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:11,711 getting the doors open for business. 157 00:07:11,746 --> 00:07:14,146 You don't think I would have wanted to raise the flag, Nash? 158 00:07:14,170 --> 00:07:16,638 Russell usually does it, but we didn't know that you were... 159 00:07:16,678 --> 00:07:18,718 Listen to what you're saying, okay, Nash. 160 00:07:18,753 --> 00:07:21,020 Russell usually does it because he's the principal. 161 00:07:21,056 --> 00:07:23,456 What am I today? I'm the principal, Nash. 162 00:07:23,492 --> 00:07:25,048 Of course I want to raise the flag! 163 00:07:25,095 --> 00:07:27,533 And why are you wearing a hat when you're pledging allegiance, Nash? 164 00:07:27,557 --> 00:07:29,737 The one fuckin' time I've ever seen you with a hat, 165 00:07:29,762 --> 00:07:31,282 and it's when you're raising the flag. 166 00:07:31,306 --> 00:07:33,266 You guys suck beans at being patriots. 167 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:36,176 Mr. Gamby, you have a nine o'clock with Harold in maintenance, 168 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,382 and then you have a 9:30 phone call with the district, 169 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:40,391 and then after lunch, you have a meeting with student government. 170 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:42,059 Oh, and, um, here's the checklist 171 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:44,410 of all the teachers doing new curriculum proposals. 172 00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:46,122 You're about to give me a fuckin' panic attack, 173 00:07:46,146 --> 00:07:47,906 and I'm just starting to get situated, okay. 174 00:07:47,941 --> 00:07:49,141 Don't be fuckin' with my head! 175 00:07:49,175 --> 00:07:50,165 I'm sorry, um... 176 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:52,471 You have about seven minutes until morning announcements. 177 00:07:52,509 --> 00:07:53,785 I have to do that? 178 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,287 It'll be fun. 179 00:07:58,025 --> 00:08:00,104 Okay. This is a teleprompter. 180 00:08:00,129 --> 00:08:01,327 Can you read okay? 181 00:08:01,362 --> 00:08:03,662 - These are the words that I'm to say? - Yes, it is. 182 00:08:03,698 --> 00:08:05,627 - Okay. Easy fine. Cinch. - Okay. 183 00:08:05,661 --> 00:08:08,066 I'm gonna give you a countdown and we're gonna start. Three. 184 00:08:08,102 --> 00:08:09,668 Two. Two, one. 185 00:08:09,704 --> 00:08:11,036 One. Three, two, one, to do what? 186 00:08:11,071 --> 00:08:12,888 To do what? To do the thing? I'm ready. 187 00:08:12,913 --> 00:08:14,345 - Go! - Fine. Shut up. 188 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,908 Oh shit, Mr. Gamby on TV. 189 00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,576 Hey! Good afternoon, ladies. 190 00:08:18,612 --> 00:08:19,745 - Tigers. - Tigers. 191 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:22,881 I'm Principal Namby... 192 00:08:23,093 --> 00:08:26,351 Robotics Club is canceling their monthly meetings next Thursday, 193 00:08:26,386 --> 00:08:28,353 so, no reason to go to the meetings, 194 00:08:28,388 --> 00:08:30,922 'cause no one who does robots is going to be there. 195 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:34,525 Uh, today, is Miranda Clarke and Ricky Leache's birthday. 196 00:08:34,561 --> 00:08:36,762 It's a special time to have a birthday, 197 00:08:36,797 --> 00:08:38,663 to be able to celebrate with your friends. 198 00:08:38,698 --> 00:08:40,378 Mr. Gamby looks like he's having a stroke. 199 00:08:40,402 --> 00:08:42,377 Uh, faculty is reminded that today after school, 200 00:08:42,437 --> 00:08:44,535 team-building with the SweatDogs will continue. 201 00:08:44,571 --> 00:08:45,870 Attendance is mandatory. 202 00:08:45,905 --> 00:08:47,803 And in the final words of every... 203 00:08:47,870 --> 00:08:49,573 the stuff for the morning announcements, 204 00:08:49,608 --> 00:08:51,075 is that there is no fear 205 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:52,943 of anything slipping through the cracks 206 00:08:52,979 --> 00:08:56,247 while Lee Russell is gone, because I am here, 207 00:08:56,282 --> 00:08:58,522 the principal that everyone knows that I can be, 208 00:08:58,635 --> 00:09:03,244 so that the school is in the best hands that can ever to be in. 209 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:05,798 Okay, anyway. 210 00:09:06,005 --> 00:09:08,292 Do I have to say that's it? Cut. Will someone say cut? 211 00:09:08,327 --> 00:09:10,167 I'm sitting here fuckin' sweating my face off. 212 00:09:10,191 --> 00:09:12,293 I don't know if this is going to the fuckin'... 213 00:09:18,237 --> 00:09:19,702 Okay, Momma. 214 00:09:19,737 --> 00:09:23,039 Oh, let's go sit down in your favorite chair. 215 00:09:23,074 --> 00:09:24,908 You look so good! 216 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:28,178 I used to rock you in this chair. 217 00:09:29,647 --> 00:09:31,480 Not-not now, Mi-Cha. 218 00:09:31,516 --> 00:09:32,648 Mi-Cha, please! 219 00:09:32,684 --> 00:09:34,483 Just go to the snack table, please. 220 00:09:34,519 --> 00:09:36,886 Okay? Just... There's some... Please. 221 00:09:36,922 --> 00:09:40,876 If you need anything, Momma, please, just let me know. 222 00:09:40,962 --> 00:09:43,559 I'm just so glad you came, son. 223 00:09:43,594 --> 00:09:45,228 I didn't think you would. 224 00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:47,230 Momma, why would you think that? 225 00:09:47,265 --> 00:09:49,065 Look who I found. 226 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,433 Lee! 227 00:09:50,468 --> 00:09:51,788 Wow. 228 00:09:51,815 --> 00:09:53,914 You actually came. 229 00:09:53,949 --> 00:09:56,249 We didn't think you'd make it. Hi. 230 00:09:56,285 --> 00:09:59,053 I'm not so sure why everybody thought that I wasn't coming? 231 00:09:59,088 --> 00:10:00,420 That's just crazy. 232 00:10:00,455 --> 00:10:02,622 Well, you never called, or texted, or... 233 00:10:02,658 --> 00:10:05,159 e-mailed, so what did you expect us to think? 234 00:10:05,194 --> 00:10:06,960 Well, I would expect you both to think 235 00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:09,462 that I would show up to my own daddy's funeral. 236 00:10:09,498 --> 00:10:11,658 - Stop trying to make me look bad, okay? - Lee Russell. 237 00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,266 Don't you start up again, not here. 238 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,368 Shep! Tripp! Come and say hi to your uncle. 239 00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:17,304 - Yeah, Arliss, Wyatt, get in here. - Come on. 240 00:10:17,339 --> 00:10:18,772 Get in here. 241 00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:22,057 Hey, Uncle Lee. You came after all. 242 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:24,945 After Lynn and I finish speaking at Dad's ceremony, 243 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,647 they are going to play a tribute on their guitars. 244 00:10:27,683 --> 00:10:28,875 Been practicing for weeks. 245 00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:30,815 Oh my God, you look like a Christian rock band. 246 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:33,953 So, everybody has a part in the ceremony, except for me? 247 00:10:33,988 --> 00:10:37,323 We didn't think you cared. We assumed you wouldn't want to. 248 00:10:37,457 --> 00:10:40,371 Momma, would you like a nice cold cup of iced tea? 249 00:10:40,451 --> 00:10:42,171 Yeah, I'll get you some, I'll get you some. 250 00:10:42,195 --> 00:10:43,639 I got it. Lee, I got it. 251 00:10:43,664 --> 00:10:44,691 Lee, I got... 252 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,083 - Stop... Aah! - Fine. 253 00:10:46,108 --> 00:10:47,661 - Whatever. - I'm sorry, Momma. 254 00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:49,434 - I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, Momma. 255 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:50,965 Boys! Get... 256 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:55,757 Can we speak to you for a moment, Lee? 257 00:10:55,782 --> 00:10:56,856 No. 258 00:10:57,902 --> 00:11:00,036 Why are you acting like a little bitch? 259 00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:02,871 Look, we've got enough going on here with the funeral 260 00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,606 and moving Momma into a nursing home. 261 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,008 Momma's moving into a nursing home? 262 00:11:07,044 --> 00:11:08,109 Well, that's news to me. 263 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,879 Of course it's news to you. You're never around! 264 00:11:10,915 --> 00:11:12,948 Why do you think we packed up all of Dad's stuff? 265 00:11:12,983 --> 00:11:15,551 Yeah, I'm claiming his China, his comfy chair, 266 00:11:15,586 --> 00:11:17,186 - and his old Navy magazines. - That's right. 267 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,740 And I've got his DVDs and his rifle. 268 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,965 Well, did you think that maybe I would want some of his 269 00:11:20,989 --> 00:11:22,674 magazines or his rifles? 270 00:11:22,866 --> 00:11:26,067 Just 'cause you two French-kissed his asshole his whole fuckin' life... 271 00:11:26,096 --> 00:11:27,540 - Excuse me? - Excuse me! 272 00:11:27,593 --> 00:11:29,397 I get some stuff too. And you know what? 273 00:11:29,433 --> 00:11:32,313 - I'm going to start right here... - No, you're not gonna start anything. 274 00:11:32,337 --> 00:11:33,469 Lee! Stop it! 275 00:11:33,504 --> 00:11:35,070 That is mine! I fuckin' claimed it! 276 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:37,386 - You're so funny. You're so funny. - You should back off. 277 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,356 I don't even want that. 278 00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:40,021 - It's so stupid. - You know what's funny? 279 00:11:40,045 --> 00:11:43,616 Is your fuckin' face, your fuckin' little pig face. 280 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,433 - See this? - Whatever. 281 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,741 - It's mine. - Fine. 282 00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,253 His model airplane. 283 00:11:53,289 --> 00:11:54,655 Oh, no you don't. Hands off! 284 00:11:54,691 --> 00:11:55,838 Those are for our kids. 285 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:57,704 Don't you think your kids are a little bit old 286 00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:59,326 to be playing with model airplanes? 287 00:11:59,362 --> 00:12:00,895 You don't even have kids. 288 00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,997 That's 'cause he's shooting blanks. 289 00:12:03,032 --> 00:12:04,231 Uh-oh, Lynn. 290 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,967 Her blood is boiling. 291 00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:07,568 Oh yeah, she's gonna throw a hissy fit. 292 00:12:07,604 --> 00:12:09,236 What, are you getting all... all red? 293 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:10,648 - Are you getting red? - Oh that's so funny, 294 00:12:10,672 --> 00:12:12,432 - you calling me "she" again. - Look at that. 295 00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:14,656 Why don't you get some new fuckin' material, all right? 296 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:16,773 Lee... Jesus, what? 297 00:12:16,812 --> 00:12:19,652 - What is that stain on your pants, Lee? - Oh yeah, that looks like cum. 298 00:12:19,681 --> 00:12:21,641 - I don't have... - Did you cum on yourself again? 299 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:24,558 No, no, no, no! No, no! 300 00:12:24,719 --> 00:12:26,653 No, no, no! 301 00:12:26,922 --> 00:12:30,624 No, no, no! No! 302 00:12:30,659 --> 00:12:31,925 Dirty little boy! 303 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,577 Please... No! No. 304 00:12:34,649 --> 00:12:37,183 No, Lacey, Lacey. Please, no! 305 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:39,033 Open the door. Open the door, please? 306 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:40,167 You know what? 307 00:12:40,202 --> 00:12:42,903 Fuck you! Fuck you! 308 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:46,370 When you say venison, it has to have 309 00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:49,931 all the sadness of the exile in that word. 310 00:12:50,225 --> 00:12:53,847 Sh-Come! Shall we go kill us some venison? 311 00:12:54,709 --> 00:12:56,109 Oh, shit. 312 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:58,277 Mr. Geal Namby. 313 00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:01,114 Your video announcements would have been the highlight of my morning, 314 00:13:01,138 --> 00:13:03,265 but you choked, as we actors say. 315 00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:06,826 Where are the curriculum proposals that Russell asked for yesterday? 316 00:13:06,910 --> 00:13:10,825 Excuse me if the proposals are a little bit tardy. 317 00:13:10,911 --> 00:13:13,311 Russell has been running us ragged, stressing everybody out. 318 00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:14,267 Oh, give me a break. 319 00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:16,222 You're a grown man who prances around in tights. 320 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:18,485 What the hell do you have to do? Gamby. 321 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:22,107 You're not gonna make us stay after school with the SweatDogs? 322 00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:23,776 They're not human. 323 00:13:23,811 --> 00:13:25,711 They threatened to waterboard me yesterday. 324 00:13:25,841 --> 00:13:27,718 You're going, Seychelles, okay? 325 00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:29,720 So, he dreams it up, you execute it, 326 00:13:29,798 --> 00:13:32,114 like a little puppet man coming to fuck us. 327 00:13:32,165 --> 00:13:33,331 You better watch your tone. 328 00:13:33,356 --> 00:13:34,716 I'm the principal, do you hear me? 329 00:13:34,741 --> 00:13:36,358 You're not the principal! 330 00:13:36,417 --> 00:13:38,984 You're just a flimsy cardboard cutout of a principal. 331 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:40,505 You're just a two-bit thespian. 332 00:13:40,545 --> 00:13:41,627 Stand-in. 333 00:13:41,652 --> 00:13:43,338 - Queen for a day. - Seychelles, that's enough! 334 00:13:43,362 --> 00:13:46,082 Get back in there and teach these children how to play make-pretend. 335 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:48,084 Just like you're making-pretend to be principal. 336 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:49,968 Fuck you. Fuck you. 337 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:58,176 Adolescent behavior. 338 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:02,147 What is the matter? 339 00:14:02,182 --> 00:14:04,182 Why are you so upset? 340 00:14:04,218 --> 00:14:05,917 They're putting you in a home, Momma, 341 00:14:05,952 --> 00:14:08,386 a terrible, awful, nursing home. 342 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:09,754 It's my idea. 343 00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:13,525 I don't want to live in this big old house all by myself. 344 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,128 I want to be with people my own age. 345 00:14:16,163 --> 00:14:17,962 They have brainwashed you, Momma. 346 00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:20,665 It breaks my heart to think of you in a place like that 347 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:22,890 where the orderlies molest all the seniors. 348 00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:24,102 Stop. 349 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:27,805 Lynn and Lacey are rotten human beings, Momma. 350 00:14:27,841 --> 00:14:30,407 I wish that they had died instead of Daddy. 351 00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:33,711 Don't you go cursing your sisters like that. 352 00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,380 I know you don't get along with them and I know why, 353 00:14:36,415 --> 00:14:39,250 'cause you think Daddy liked them better. 354 00:14:39,398 --> 00:14:42,130 Well, maybe, I do, yes, but... 355 00:14:42,155 --> 00:14:44,689 we will never know if that's true or not, Momma. 356 00:14:44,724 --> 00:14:47,825 No, it's true. He loved them more. 357 00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,804 - Your sisters are mean. - Yeah. 358 00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:52,363 They tease you, they strip off your clothes. 359 00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:54,938 Do you think I'm blind? I know that. 360 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,129 But they were never being sneaky like you. 361 00:14:58,688 --> 00:15:01,872 You told lies, lies that stung. 362 00:15:01,907 --> 00:15:05,008 Daddy didn't like that, even if they caused it. 363 00:15:05,164 --> 00:15:08,432 Make your daddy proud of you for once. 364 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,143 You're right, Momma. 365 00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:15,531 I'm... I'm sorry. 366 00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:16,820 Oh! 367 00:15:18,924 --> 00:15:21,792 - I love you. - I love you. 368 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,932 Back it up. 369 00:15:28,967 --> 00:15:31,201 Hey, Mr. Gamby, those teachers hate them SweatDogs 370 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:33,469 more than they hate your ass. 371 00:15:33,505 --> 00:15:34,837 Oh, here we go. Oh, shit. 372 00:15:34,872 --> 00:15:36,639 Gamby, this is getting ridiculous. 373 00:15:36,675 --> 00:15:38,408 The SweatDogs want us to record 374 00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:39,942 when we throw out our lunches now. 375 00:15:39,977 --> 00:15:41,617 And they're harassing us about our diets. 376 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,696 Shh. SweatDogs are coming. 377 00:15:42,727 --> 00:15:44,453 - What? Ridiculous. - Ms. Snodgrass. 378 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,782 Mrs. Deets. Lunchtime is over. 379 00:15:46,818 --> 00:15:48,685 There is no time for stop and chat. 380 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:50,687 Is this normal behavior, Mr. Gamby. 381 00:15:50,722 --> 00:15:53,323 The stop and chats? Uh, I mean... 382 00:15:53,358 --> 00:15:55,491 Yeah, the teachers usually do chitchat 383 00:15:55,527 --> 00:15:58,630 - after lunch. - That is your fault. I blame you. 384 00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:00,916 You are enabling this behavior. 385 00:16:00,998 --> 00:16:02,518 Look, I know about being a leader too. 386 00:16:02,542 --> 00:16:04,299 I mean, it's like, the main part of my job, 387 00:16:04,335 --> 00:16:06,736 like being productive, and... and being leader. 388 00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:10,172 - We do the same thing. - Incorrect, Mr. Gamby. 389 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:11,741 You don't do what we do. 390 00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,916 Because if you did what we do, we wouldn't be here. 391 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,406 Do you see what I'm saying? 392 00:16:16,431 --> 00:16:19,133 Yeah. But I'm not sure if you're seeing what I'm saying, which is, 393 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:22,026 I also specialize in leadership too. 394 00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:24,179 Show me. Show us. 395 00:16:24,204 --> 00:16:26,656 Be the leader that you say you are. 396 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,491 Get these underlings back to work. I want to see. 397 00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,828 Okay, yeah, well... 398 00:16:32,864 --> 00:16:35,530 Women... Come, come, women, now. 399 00:16:35,566 --> 00:16:37,133 Enough with the small talk, okay? 400 00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:39,265 It's time to get back to your places. 401 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,238 That was pathetic. Bark at them. 402 00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:43,639 Go on! I said, go on now. 403 00:16:43,674 --> 00:16:45,368 Get to class, the both of you. 404 00:16:45,508 --> 00:16:47,383 - You got... - Bark at them. Bark at them! 405 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:48,574 Go... Bark at them! 406 00:16:48,599 --> 00:16:51,533 God damn it! Get back to your fuckin' classes right now! Go! 407 00:16:51,715 --> 00:16:54,750 Shoo! Get on, varmints! 408 00:16:58,422 --> 00:17:00,170 It's not about being nice, ladies. 409 00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,994 It's about being leadership. 410 00:17:02,165 --> 00:17:03,598 - I like it! - See, I told you guys. 411 00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:04,627 I can do this. 412 00:17:04,662 --> 00:17:05,894 - Fantastic! - Yeah! 413 00:17:05,928 --> 00:17:07,648 Are you going to stand here like an asshole 414 00:17:07,672 --> 00:17:09,837 or you going to get back to work yourself? 415 00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:13,770 Yeah, of course I'm gonna get back to work. Come on. Don't trip. 416 00:17:13,808 --> 00:17:15,575 See you, SweatDogs. 417 00:17:21,010 --> 00:17:24,612 I hate my sisters so much. 418 00:17:24,647 --> 00:17:28,716 They made me look like a fuckin' loser in my daddy's eyes. 419 00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:29,883 Fuck that! 420 00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:32,119 I should expose them. 421 00:17:32,154 --> 00:17:34,154 What do you mean by expose? 422 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,023 I used to read all their diaries. 423 00:17:36,058 --> 00:17:38,492 I know their deepest, darkest secrets. 424 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,288 They don't want me speaking at the ceremony? 425 00:17:40,312 --> 00:17:41,779 Well, tough shit. 426 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,283 I will put them on blast. 427 00:17:45,308 --> 00:17:48,016 I will let the world know what deceitful little cunts they are. 428 00:17:48,103 --> 00:17:50,003 This is about celebrating your dad's life, 429 00:17:50,039 --> 00:17:52,239 not waging war against your sisters. 430 00:17:52,274 --> 00:17:55,042 Please, my brain is working, Christine. 431 00:17:55,131 --> 00:17:58,446 What's this I'm hearing about a consultancy firm that Lee hired? 432 00:17:58,531 --> 00:18:00,131 Lee hired a consulting firm? 433 00:18:00,195 --> 00:18:01,527 Uh, yeah, the SweatDogs. 434 00:18:01,552 --> 00:18:03,325 The what? SweatDogs? 435 00:18:03,398 --> 00:18:05,291 They are a world-renowned outfit. 436 00:18:05,354 --> 00:18:07,020 You know, they do Fortune 500 companies, 437 00:18:07,056 --> 00:18:08,816 - teach team-building. - Look, all I know is, 438 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:10,690 I'm getting bombed with complaints 439 00:18:10,726 --> 00:18:13,861 from frustrated teachers about this being the cherry 440 00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:16,663 on top of an impossible workload. 441 00:18:16,698 --> 00:18:19,232 I mean, this wasn't in the budget. Why wasn't I informed? 442 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,734 Would you mind if I make a quick phone call? I can find out. 443 00:18:21,769 --> 00:18:22,980 I would love for you to check on this. 444 00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:25,324 Okay, I'm going to leave, then I'm going to be right back. 445 00:18:25,348 --> 00:18:26,691 That would be a swell idea, 446 00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:27,989 and be right back with that information. 447 00:18:28,013 --> 00:18:29,108 I'll find out the answers. 448 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,887 - Be right back. - Be right back if you can. 449 00:18:31,074 --> 00:18:32,211 Out. 450 00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,214 Well, you didn't fuck everything up already, did you, Gamby? 451 00:18:37,238 --> 00:18:39,022 No! I'm calling about the SweatDogs. 452 00:18:39,058 --> 00:18:40,298 The teachers complained to Haas 453 00:18:40,325 --> 00:18:41,786 and now he's over here flipping out! 454 00:18:41,811 --> 00:18:43,131 Saying this thing wasn't approved 455 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,566 and it's not in the fuckin' budget. 456 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,764 Just fuckin' calm down. Just lie to the man. 457 00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:48,159 Look, man, lies might slide easily 458 00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:50,033 off your oily lips, but I'm not like you. 459 00:18:50,069 --> 00:18:52,925 Which is why you are a goober who couldn't hack it as a principal. 460 00:18:52,950 --> 00:18:53,963 Don't give me that shit. 461 00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:56,228 It's not like you're having your fair share of problems. 462 00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:57,693 You're pushing the teachers too far. 463 00:18:57,717 --> 00:19:00,081 Don't you tell me how to run my school. 464 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,646 Just tell Haas that the SweatDogs 465 00:19:02,681 --> 00:19:05,047 are doing it pro gratis. 466 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,425 That means free, dummy. 467 00:19:06,518 --> 00:19:08,618 No way. No way. I'm not going to sit here 468 00:19:08,654 --> 00:19:10,494 and just bald-face lie to Superintendent Haas. 469 00:19:10,518 --> 00:19:12,659 Well, then I will find someone who will! 470 00:19:13,991 --> 00:19:15,391 God damn it. 471 00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:18,961 Hey! Principal for a day! 472 00:19:18,997 --> 00:19:20,530 Fuck off, Willows. 473 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,784 I'm back. 474 00:19:22,837 --> 00:19:25,371 Sir, I think I got to the bottom of this whole SweatDogs thing. 475 00:19:25,406 --> 00:19:26,727 SweatDogs. 476 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,508 It would appear that they are doing their services for us 477 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,876 pro gracias, uh, which means for free. 478 00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,828 - Hmm. Free, huh? - Yeah. 479 00:19:34,853 --> 00:19:36,248 Hmm. I gotta tell you something. 480 00:19:36,283 --> 00:19:38,303 I've never seen morale so low around here. 481 00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,449 What, with all that's befallen this school, 482 00:19:40,576 --> 00:19:43,288 it's like North Jackson's lost its will to live, Gamby. 483 00:19:44,791 --> 00:19:46,478 But, hey... 484 00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:49,212 maybe Lee has finally come up with something to turn it all around. 485 00:19:49,236 --> 00:19:51,029 - You think? - Yeah, I hope so. 486 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,297 Here I am! 487 00:19:52,332 --> 00:19:53,632 Here I am! 488 00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,635 - Here you are! - Here you are! 489 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,737 - Here we are! - Here we are! 490 00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:02,173 - I move forward! - We move forward! 491 00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:04,709 - We are a team! - We are a team! 492 00:20:05,217 --> 00:20:07,344 Gamby, this is some weird stuff. 493 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,813 On the ground. On your face! 494 00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:11,315 You have a problem with authority, sir? 495 00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:13,051 - Yes, we are! - Yes, we are! 496 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,719 - Yes, we are! - Yes, we are! 497 00:20:14,754 --> 00:20:16,487 - Yes, we are! - Yes, we are! 498 00:20:16,522 --> 00:20:19,857 - Yes, we are! - Yes, we are! 499 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,908 ♪ Here I am, Lord ♪ 500 00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,865 ♪ Is it I, Lord? ♪ 501 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:30,902 ♪ I have heard you ♪ 502 00:20:31,086 --> 00:20:35,462 ♪ Calling in the night ♪ 503 00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:39,443 ♪ I will go there ♪ 504 00:20:39,654 --> 00:20:43,280 ♪ If you lead me ♪ 505 00:20:43,462 --> 00:20:45,115 ♪ I will hold ♪ 506 00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:50,688 ♪ Your people in my heart ♪ 507 00:20:51,023 --> 00:20:53,056 We're going to miss you, Daddy. 508 00:20:59,538 --> 00:21:01,738 I love you, Daddy. 509 00:21:01,867 --> 00:21:03,100 No. 510 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:06,103 No. Lee... 511 00:21:12,211 --> 00:21:13,710 Excuse me. 512 00:21:13,746 --> 00:21:15,245 Hello. Thank you, thank you... 513 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,613 Thank you. 514 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:19,049 Uh, I just, I wanted to say... 515 00:21:19,084 --> 00:21:20,817 a few words, so... 516 00:21:20,926 --> 00:21:22,458 Uh... 517 00:21:23,588 --> 00:21:25,222 My daddy, 518 00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:28,591 always spent a hell of a lot more time with my sisters 519 00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:31,661 than he ever did with me. 520 00:21:31,846 --> 00:21:33,429 But... 521 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,665 he didn't know what I've always known 522 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,277 about them. 523 00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:40,817 Which is... 524 00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,839 Whi-Which is... 525 00:21:51,556 --> 00:21:54,636 That they were the luckiest girls in the world to have had a father like him. 526 00:21:56,436 --> 00:22:00,757 One of my fondest memories of Daddy 527 00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:03,493 was helping him build his, his... 528 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:05,561 model airplanes. 529 00:22:06,538 --> 00:22:10,410 If, uh... I would hand him the wrong part and he would say: 530 00:22:10,468 --> 00:22:12,768 "No, Lee! Damn it! 531 00:22:12,970 --> 00:22:14,737 "You need to focus. 532 00:22:14,946 --> 00:22:16,772 You need to pay attention," 533 00:22:17,388 --> 00:22:20,719 and I would hand him the right part 534 00:22:20,857 --> 00:22:24,125 and he would just nod. 535 00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:28,049 I cherish those times. 536 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:30,552 Because it meant that he cared enough 537 00:22:30,895 --> 00:22:34,523 about me to teach me how to improve myself, 538 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:39,299 how to strive for the best, how to reach for the top. 539 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:43,557 That's what he instilled in me. 540 00:22:45,101 --> 00:22:49,437 I wish that he could see my life now. 541 00:22:50,572 --> 00:22:54,241 I have a... a beautiful wife, Christine, 542 00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:58,412 and my... well, my Korean mother-in-law, Mi-Cha. 543 00:22:58,448 --> 00:23:00,448 I take care of her. 544 00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:02,550 And I have a... 545 00:23:02,725 --> 00:23:05,092 Well, I have a very nice home. 546 00:23:07,312 --> 00:23:09,529 I'm-I'm even the... 547 00:23:09,759 --> 00:23:12,726 the principal of my very own school. 548 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,771 He would be proud... 549 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,000 of me. 550 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:21,895 I think he would. 551 00:23:22,739 --> 00:23:24,772 Because I... 552 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,574 I, too, reached the top, 553 00:23:27,861 --> 00:23:29,576 like he... 554 00:23:29,791 --> 00:23:31,491 like he did. 555 00:23:36,804 --> 00:23:38,438 Bye-bye, Daddy. 556 00:23:47,129 --> 00:23:48,161 Move it. Let's go. 557 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:50,998 Go, go, go. Move it! 558 00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:53,700 - What are you doing? - I need water. 559 00:23:53,735 --> 00:23:55,936 - What? - I need some water. 560 00:23:55,971 --> 00:23:57,470 No water for anyone 561 00:23:57,506 --> 00:24:01,107 until this weakling finishes the exercise. 562 00:24:01,142 --> 00:24:03,509 I'm just a drama teacher, you guys. 563 00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:04,743 I can't do this. 564 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:06,812 Well, then, maybe, it is time you be 565 00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:09,548 just a drama teacher someplace else, 566 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,250 because it is teachers 567 00:24:11,286 --> 00:24:13,319 with a limited view of themselves 568 00:24:13,354 --> 00:24:15,054 that is keeping this place 569 00:24:15,089 --> 00:24:16,755 from reaching its full potential. 570 00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,991 This place is the bottom of the barrel. 571 00:24:19,027 --> 00:24:20,659 Why? 572 00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:21,994 Because of you. 573 00:24:22,030 --> 00:24:24,363 Because of you and you 574 00:24:24,399 --> 00:24:26,732 and you and you and you. 575 00:24:26,767 --> 00:24:28,401 Yes, you specifically, 576 00:24:28,436 --> 00:24:30,002 and you and you. 577 00:24:30,038 --> 00:24:31,904 Yes, you and you 578 00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,294 - and you... - No! 579 00:24:33,401 --> 00:24:35,256 That's enough! That's enough right there. 580 00:24:35,281 --> 00:24:36,401 Get up, Seychelles, come on. 581 00:24:36,426 --> 00:24:38,066 Excuse me, Mr. Gamby. What are you doing? 582 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:40,612 I'm giving the drama teacher a glass of water, okay? 583 00:24:40,648 --> 00:24:41,613 Here. 584 00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:45,918 Actually, can I have a San Pelligrino? My stomach... 585 00:24:46,358 --> 00:24:49,038 You don't know the first thing about what's wrong with this school. 586 00:24:49,062 --> 00:24:50,021 Mm. Okay, fine, yes. 587 00:24:50,057 --> 00:24:52,137 Teachers can be lazy. 588 00:24:52,162 --> 00:24:54,288 They can be bitch-ass complainers. 589 00:24:54,335 --> 00:24:55,994 But these aren't just any teachers. 590 00:24:56,228 --> 00:24:58,263 These are North Jackson teachers. 591 00:24:58,816 --> 00:25:00,566 So take Seychelles, for instance, okay? 592 00:25:00,774 --> 00:25:02,166 He took a one act play 593 00:25:02,191 --> 00:25:03,990 all the way to the state competition. 594 00:25:04,026 --> 00:25:06,807 It came in third, but still, he got us to states. 595 00:25:06,832 --> 00:25:08,064 And then there's Ms. Deets. 596 00:25:08,143 --> 00:25:11,061 She did this thing with her class, uh, Pottery for Poverty. 597 00:25:11,086 --> 00:25:13,301 - It raised more money... - You're not going to start listing off 598 00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:14,725 a bunch of bullshit achievements 599 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,326 of your staff right now, are you? 600 00:25:16,361 --> 00:25:19,096 How sentimental and uninspired 601 00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:21,945 from the vice principal. 602 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,700 You see, after watching, 603 00:25:23,736 --> 00:25:25,592 how you've handled these people today, 604 00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:28,604 it makes complete sense that you would never, ever, 605 00:25:28,629 --> 00:25:29,855 get this job for real. 606 00:25:29,895 --> 00:25:32,826 You're a loser who commands no respect, whatsoever. 607 00:25:32,851 --> 00:25:34,360 Fuck you! 608 00:25:34,719 --> 00:25:35,819 Fuck you. 609 00:25:36,929 --> 00:25:38,749 - I respect him. - Oh. 610 00:25:38,784 --> 00:25:40,326 This school has had worse. 611 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:43,619 Guess what? You guys can blow it out your dicks. 612 00:25:43,654 --> 00:25:47,890 Wow, let's see, that's... three teachers. 613 00:26:01,138 --> 00:26:02,271 I see. 614 00:26:02,306 --> 00:26:04,306 How about you three take your berets, 615 00:26:04,498 --> 00:26:06,744 your kettlebells, and your yoga mats 616 00:26:06,769 --> 00:26:08,268 and shove them up your ass. 617 00:26:08,425 --> 00:26:10,759 I'm the principal, I call the shots, 618 00:26:10,882 --> 00:26:13,212 so get the fuck out of here right now! 619 00:26:13,390 --> 00:26:16,685 No, Shawn. It's fine. We've billed them. They've paid. 620 00:26:16,798 --> 00:26:18,941 Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em all. Come, on. 621 00:26:18,966 --> 00:26:20,832 Good riddance, Sweat Dicks. 622 00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:22,701 See ya, She-Ra. 623 00:26:22,807 --> 00:26:24,135 Let's go. Let's go. 624 00:26:25,307 --> 00:26:26,409 Get movin'. 625 00:26:26,469 --> 00:26:29,337 Yeah! 626 00:26:29,372 --> 00:26:31,138 Gamby! 627 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,373 Go, Gamby! 628 00:26:32,409 --> 00:26:34,542 Don't tell Russell. Don't tell Russell, okay? 629 00:26:34,578 --> 00:26:36,811 Seriously, don't tell him what happened. 630 00:26:50,078 --> 00:26:51,344 Good-bye. 631 00:26:52,294 --> 00:26:54,528 Daddy, I will miss you. 632 00:26:55,897 --> 00:26:57,297 Thank you. 633 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,798 Good to see you, Larry. 634 00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,549 I so appreciate it, I really do. 635 00:27:00,589 --> 00:27:02,236 Let us know if you need anything, okay? 636 00:27:02,271 --> 00:27:03,637 Thank you. 637 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,785 I'll meet you in the car. 638 00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:07,342 So nice to see you. 639 00:27:07,490 --> 00:27:10,023 Take my bags to the car, Mi-Cha. 640 00:27:12,114 --> 00:27:13,313 Hey, Lee. 641 00:27:13,349 --> 00:27:14,861 Good speech. 642 00:27:14,886 --> 00:27:16,794 The boys are still getting the airplanes. 643 00:27:16,947 --> 00:27:20,066 I hope you're not going to make a big federal case about us taking them? 644 00:27:20,091 --> 00:27:21,923 Don't worry, I won't. 645 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,256 I've let it go. 646 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,726 You guys are my family. 647 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,095 Are you serious? 648 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:32,903 You're not going to throw a hissy fit or a tantrum? 649 00:27:33,007 --> 00:27:34,707 No? 650 00:27:48,715 --> 00:27:49,982 Momma. 651 00:27:52,506 --> 00:27:55,908 You made me so proud of you today. 652 00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:59,759 And I bet you made your daddy proud too. 653 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:03,681 Now you be a good man from now on, okay? 654 00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,930 Just don't tell any more lies. 655 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:09,435 I'm not that kind of person 656 00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:12,037 anymore, Momma. 657 00:28:12,105 --> 00:28:15,541 I am a principal... 658 00:28:17,125 --> 00:28:19,058 and I have principles.