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Come tomorrow, you will be
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Principal of North
Jackson High School...
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for a day.
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Lee and I have some issues to discuss.
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I'm getting bombed with complaints
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from frustrated teachers.
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Gamby, what are you doing?
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I'm giving the drama teacher
a glass of water, okay?
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Actually, can I have a San Pellegrino?
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My stomach... Ah!
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Stay the hell away
from Amanda Snodgrass.
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I'm helping Amanda with her novel.
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Brian's going to promise you the world
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if he thinks he can unzip your blouse
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and slip and slide his
privates all over lips.
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Be a good man. Don't tell any more lies.
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I'm not that kind of
person anymore, Mom.
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This patient was flatlining. Just dead.
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And it was like this
wave washed over me,
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and then, everything became so...
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You have a little sauce, right...
You maybe need a napkin. This side.
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Lee?
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Christine?
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Oh, my goodness, Kevin Yoon.
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Wow, you are as pretty as ever.
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Lee, you look good, too. What's it been,
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- almost 20 years?
- Yes, must have been.
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A long time, a very long time, Kevin.
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You look good. Oh...
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How have you been?
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Oh, good. Uh...
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As you know, I had a bit
of a rough time in college.
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Those, uh, rumors and all.
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But after some counseling,
I got my life together,
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- now I run a bank.
- Mm.
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Did you two end up married?
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Yes. Happily so.
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Christine and I are happily married.
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And also really enjoying our dinner, so,
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- if you don't mind...
- I'm just in town
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for the week, then I have to head back
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to the wife and kids in Cincinnati.
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Hit me up on Facebook, we'll catch up.
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She doesn't have Facebook.
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- I do have Facebook.
- You do? Yeah?
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You're my friend on Facebook.
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You are a lucky man, Lee.
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It was so nice seeing
you again, Christine.
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So nice to see you.
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That mongoloid valet
scratched my fucking dashboard!
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I should go get my tip back. God!
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- Lee?
- Yeah?
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In college, when Kevin
and I were dating,
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you said he was gay.
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Now he's married with kids?
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I don't even remember
Kevin all that well.
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I didn't... I didn't say that.
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You did say that...
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when I told you I loved him.
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That's when all those
rumors started circulating.
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That's when he dumped
me and left school.
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- It broke my heart.
- Well...
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whose shoulder did you come
and cry on when you found out?
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Mine, that's who.
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Did you start those rumors?
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Did I do... No!
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God! What makes you
think it wasn't true?
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Lot of straight guys try
dick in college, Christine.
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Lucky for us Kevin
went through that phase,
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or else you and I never
would have gotten married.
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Hey, come on. Come on. I saved you.
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Okay, let's just drop it.
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Avril Lavigne!
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♪ With the boom box blaring
as we're falling in love ♪
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♪ Got a bottle of whatever,
but it's getting us drunk ♪
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♪ Singing here's to
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See, I don't understand why Willows
can't be out here doing this?
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You know? I gotta do my job and his job?
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Solve this goddamn murder?
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- Attempted murder.
- Nash...
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don't try to lessen what
happened to me, okay?
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I'm looking for answers
here and I'm not finding it,
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and it's pissing me off.
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Now back up there.
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Let me take a crack at
your suspects list, huh?
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I was a PI in '06, down in Miami.
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Did it for about three months
to pay off some gambling debt.
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I know how to work the streets.
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I find that hard to believe.
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- Oh, ho.
- Ooh.
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What's up, y'all? Making cat's cradles?
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No, we're not making cat's cradles.
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We're reenacting bullet trajectories.
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Gamby knows his shit.
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I know he does. He knows my shit, too.
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Hey, hey, uh-uh. Stop, that's morbid.
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These are deadly bullets, don't
put it down in your privates.
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Please, I take deadly
bullets there real good.
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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew...
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- Stop.
- Give me some bullets.
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- Pew, pew, pew, pew...
- Give me my yarn.
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Can I help you with something?
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Yeah, I'm just wondering if you're
going to Lee's birthday party?
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Duh, I'm his best friend.
Of course I'm going.
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Do you want to, maybe, go together?
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Uh, well, bosses and teachers aren't
allowed to go to parties together.
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It's against school policy.
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- Is it?
- Yes, it is, Nash, shut up.
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Well, you never thought
that before when we...
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Well, I made a lot of
mistakes last semester
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and I'm not trying to
remake those mistakes.
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Well, if I show up there,
will you talk to me?
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Yeah, I mean, if there's
something to talk about.
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Yeah? There will be stuff to talk about.
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So, I accept.
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And my bullet catcher accepts too.
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I'm not really presenting
you anything to accept,
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so I don't owe you anything.
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Yeah, I know you don't. Of course not.
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She seems freaking cuckoo beans.
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But her body is kind of rockin'.
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You could do worse.
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I'd fuck her.
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Well, then you fuck her.
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I got other plans.
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Hey, Swift, take a hike.
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Uh, actually, we're in the
middle of a conversation.
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I know, I was just kidding.
Come on, lighten up, Swift.
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But seriously, could you
meander away for a moment?
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I just wanted to see...
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Oh, yeah. Okay.
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I'll tell you how it goes. Okay.
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I like her. She's a good egg.
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You going to, uh, Lee Russell's
birthday bash celebration?
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Oof, I don't want to go, to be honest,
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but, um, I have a feeling, he's gonna
keep count and punish me if I don't.
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- He will.
- Mmhmm.
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He's creepy. So, um...
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yeah, Brian and I will be there
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once he's finished volunteering
at the boys rec center.
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- Volunteering?
- Yup.
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Every Friday and every second Wednesday.
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It's amusing how people
try so hard sometimes,
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but it just comes off as pathetic.
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It's not pathetic at all.
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He's giving much-needed guidance to
kids who have no one else to look up to.
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You know, some people work with
children on a full-time basis
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and they don't feel the need to
write a fucking book about it.
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He keeps you on a pretty tight leash.
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You know he does that
because he's insecure
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with you being faithful
in the relationship.
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Oh, no, no. He's,
uh... he's very secure.
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Are you sure about that?
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Yeah. He has nothing to worry about.
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Yuck. Don't you have a
class to teach or something?
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- I do.
- Yeah, go to class.
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Yeah. I'll see you at the party.
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Eh, maybe you will, maybe you won't.
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I mean, if you go to the
party, you'll probably see me
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because I'm gonna be there.
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But it could be super crowded and busy,
and if you don't go with the person,
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you might not even get to speak
with them there, so, you never know.
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- I will see you, then.
- Lot of mingling.
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Tons of mingling.
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Whoo! You want to see a master?
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Watch me work the room
at my birthday party.
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Guess who RSVP'd?
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- Who?
- Superintendent Haas.
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Oh, congratulations.
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The guest list is
really shaping up, huh?
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- Watch my shit.
- Get it on.
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Watch my shit.
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- Look at my shit.
- What am I looking at?
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Everybody's gonna be
at this motherfucker.
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You bringing a hot date?
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No, I'm not bringing a date.
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You need to bring a hot-ass woman.
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Show Snodgrass you're over it.
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You're supposed to
be making her jealous.
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That is Relationship 101.
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I have a master plan.
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She used to have feelings for me.
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If I can show her I'm a charitable man,
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not just Brian, maybe I can remind her.
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You know jackshit about women.
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Fuckwads, leave now.
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Not you, Tom Cruise.
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What do you want?
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I want you to be my plus one
to Lee Russell's birthday party.
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Fuck no.
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Well, too bad, it's
mandatory, you're going.
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And once you're there,
you're gonna show everyone
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what a positive impact
I've had on your life
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and how I've made you
a better human being.
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But you haven't done any of that,
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and I don't want to go
to your stupid pedo party.
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And it's outside of school, too,
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so you can't even make me go to that.
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What if I paid you $200?
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I want 1,000.
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Now I know you're smoking DMT.
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$320.
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No, 700.
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You're a whore.
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$500. Final offer.
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All right, I'll go.
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Cool, but know this.
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You will not get one
red cent of that money
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if you make me look like
a fool, do you hear me?
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You will be polite, you will be cordial,
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and you will also...
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wear this,
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tucked into your trousers.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Yeah.
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I'll pick you up at your mom's.
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Hi.
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Mi-Cha! Show these gents
where the cake goes! Okay?
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Hey, how we getting paid for this, man?
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Motherfucker, you on salary, you
already getting paid for this.
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Did you salt the pork?
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- Last time it tasted like ass butter.
- Lee...
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you asked me to cook for your
party, and that's what I'm doing.
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I don't need you hovering.
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Well, I don't see the
steak spears anywhere.
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Where are the steak spears, Christine?
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Christine!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, my God.
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Are you communicating with
Kevin Yoon on Facebook?
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We're just catching up.
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He is an idiot from the past, Christine.
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You need to focus on the future.
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More specifically, my
fucking birthday party.
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What if those rumors weren't true?
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They changed the course of my life.
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You know what, here's
what needs to happen.
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You need to relax, that's
what's gonna happen.
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And you know why?
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'Cause we have guests
coming in 30 minutes.
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Take this.
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- Open up.
- Is that a Valium?
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No, it's a Klonopin, take it.
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Just... Just like that.
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Close it.
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Now relax.
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Just relax.
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Just relax.
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Just relax.
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Fuck!
254
00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:18,857
Hi. Ma'am.
255
00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,993
Um, Vice Principal Neal Gamby
from North Jackson High School.
256
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,375
I'm here to see your son.
257
00:09:23,378 --> 00:09:25,230
Hey, Robin, get your ass over here!
258
00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,532
It's another man from the school!
259
00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,633
You having a good evening?
260
00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,368
Mm-hmm. How you doing?
261
00:09:30,371 --> 00:09:31,603
Pretty good so far.
262
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,405
My, Robin,
263
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:36,441
what fine fashions you're
wearing this evening.
264
00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,275
This is the fag shirt you gave me, okay?
265
00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:39,243
I'm just doing what you said.
266
00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,579
Hey, hey! Do not say
"faggot" in front of a lady.
267
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,980
What lady?
268
00:09:42,982 --> 00:09:44,648
Me, you dumb son of a bitch!
269
00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,583
I won't have him out too late.
270
00:09:46,585 --> 00:09:47,718
Hey! Hey!
271
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,987
Would it have killed you to
dress the way I asked you to?
272
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,455
Whatever, you dress like shit, too.
273
00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,690
How dare you! Listen to me, all right?
274
00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:54,892
If you embarrass me tonight,
275
00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,627
I swear to God, I'll
snap your fucking neck!
276
00:09:57,629 --> 00:09:59,163
Now let's go into the car,
277
00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:00,964
and go have fun at this party, okay?
278
00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:08,055
Let's try the rosé!
279
00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,108
It's gonna loosen us up!
280
00:10:17,182 --> 00:10:19,902
This was actually taken
our first month of dating.
281
00:10:19,905 --> 00:10:22,952
I found the old negative and
I blew it up for the new house.
282
00:10:22,954 --> 00:10:24,520
Dang, Christine,
283
00:10:24,522 --> 00:10:25,989
you look like a freaking movie star!
284
00:10:25,991 --> 00:10:27,857
Well, how is everybody doing on drinks?
285
00:10:27,859 --> 00:10:31,133
Jeremy, would you like another
glass of the 16-year Lagavulin?
286
00:10:31,136 --> 00:10:32,269
Please.
287
00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:37,099
Christine, love the new home.
288
00:10:37,101 --> 00:10:39,802
Yeah, yeah, this place is the digs!
289
00:10:39,804 --> 00:10:41,937
Mung a doctor
290
00:10:41,939 --> 00:10:44,040
who can provide you with
the finer things, huh?
291
00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,742
Oh, actually, we both chipped in.
292
00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:49,522
Come on, Lee, I sign your paychecks.
293
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:51,947
What'd you chip in for, the coasters?
294
00:10:53,483 --> 00:10:56,885
Uh, Christine, Jeremy asked
nicely for another glass of scotch.
295
00:10:56,887 --> 00:10:57,852
Do you mind?
296
00:10:57,854 --> 00:11:00,255
Yeah, do you mind? Please?
297
00:11:00,257 --> 00:11:02,224
Thank you. Thanks.
298
00:11:02,226 --> 00:11:03,992
Now, you'll have to excuse her.
299
00:11:03,994 --> 00:11:06,128
She's just a... Ah!
300
00:11:06,130 --> 00:11:07,529
Somebody else is here.
301
00:11:07,531 --> 00:11:08,963
You'll have to excuse me.
302
00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:10,298
Duty calls.
303
00:11:12,502 --> 00:11:13,642
two, three.
304
00:11:13,645 --> 00:11:15,470
- Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday!
305
00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:16,698
You gotta be kidding me, Gamby.
306
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,706
What the fuck is Robin
Shandrell doing at my house?
307
00:11:18,708 --> 00:11:21,175
He's my guest. Oh, hell no, he's not.
308
00:11:21,177 --> 00:11:23,510
I brought you a present,
Principal Russell.
309
00:11:23,512 --> 00:11:25,712
- You did?
- You did?
310
00:11:25,714 --> 00:11:26,847
Fuck no.
311
00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:29,383
I'm holding you responsible
312
00:11:29,385 --> 00:11:30,952
for this child's actions tonight, Gamby.
313
00:11:30,954 --> 00:11:31,986
- Fine.
- I mean it.
314
00:11:31,988 --> 00:11:33,087
- Excuse me.
- Robin!
315
00:11:37,293 --> 00:11:38,392
- Snodgrass.
- Evening, Neal.
316
00:11:38,394 --> 00:11:39,993
You've me Brian before.
317
00:11:39,995 --> 00:11:41,094
Yes, we've met.
318
00:11:41,096 --> 00:11:43,296
Yeah, we collect stuff from North Korea.
319
00:11:43,298 --> 00:11:44,898
- Oh, isn't that something...
- Neal!
320
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,800
Wow, you're here, you made it!
321
00:11:46,802 --> 00:11:47,968
Jeremy, good to see you.
322
00:11:47,970 --> 00:11:49,870
Rita, you look breathtaking,
323
00:11:49,872 --> 00:11:51,084
- as usual.
- Neal.
324
00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:52,539
And who's your little friend here?
325
00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:54,374
Uh, this handsome little bean sprout?
326
00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:55,909
This is, uh, Robin Shandrell.
327
00:11:55,911 --> 00:11:58,078
He, uh, is a former troubled student
328
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:01,314
that under my mentorship
has been given a second shot.
329
00:12:01,316 --> 00:12:03,683
He's now thriving, and rehabilitated,
330
00:12:03,685 --> 00:12:05,118
and reengaged.
331
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,587
Wow. Well, good for you, young man.
332
00:12:07,589 --> 00:12:08,855
Shake his hand.
333
00:12:08,857 --> 00:12:10,591
All right. Shake her hand too.
334
00:12:10,594 --> 00:12:11,795
Shake her fucking hand.
335
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,259
There you go, that's great.
336
00:12:13,261 --> 00:12:15,695
I'm discovering all these
little talents and things he has.
337
00:12:15,698 --> 00:12:17,332
He actually did this
to his shirt himself.
338
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:18,877
- It's arts and crafts.
- Is that what that is?
339
00:12:18,879 --> 00:12:21,448
He wants to be a famous
seamstress when he becomes a man.
340
00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:24,069
- Oh, wow.
- And he's also great at school things, too.
341
00:12:24,071 --> 00:12:25,605
What's your favorite class, young man?
342
00:12:25,607 --> 00:12:26,973
Civics.
343
00:12:26,975 --> 00:12:29,074
Wow! You're the best in civics?
344
00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:31,076
Yeah. It's just crazy how
he can do civics things
345
00:12:31,078 --> 00:12:32,644
- just naturally.
- He's so good at civics.
346
00:12:32,646 --> 00:12:34,480
He's, uh, incredible, in
fact. Why don't you look
347
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:36,248
at our beautiful kitchen
and go get some soda?
348
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,050
- Uh, pop. You want some?
- Some pop. Soda pop.
349
00:12:38,052 --> 00:12:39,051
Go get some.
350
00:12:39,053 --> 00:12:40,419
And if you see the bar on your way...
351
00:12:40,421 --> 00:12:42,921
Oh, egads. Oh, Christine
didn't bring your drink back.
352
00:12:42,923 --> 00:12:44,256
- Oh, no, no, seriously.
- No, no.
353
00:12:44,258 --> 00:12:46,457
Jeremy, I'm so
embarrassed, that's her job.
354
00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:47,726
Okay, I'll get it. I'll get it.
355
00:12:47,728 --> 00:12:49,193
Uh, Christine?
356
00:12:49,195 --> 00:12:50,128
Christine?
357
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:51,796
Now, remember, those
need to be served hot.
358
00:12:51,798 --> 00:12:54,298
Okay? Go serve 'em! Go serve 'em.
359
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:56,401
Christine?
360
00:12:56,403 --> 00:12:59,146
Christine, what has gotten into you?
361
00:12:59,149 --> 00:13:00,638
Hey, guys!
362
00:13:03,143 --> 00:13:04,208
Hey, Lee.
363
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:07,512
Kevin... Yoon. Uh,
what are you doing here?
364
00:13:07,514 --> 00:13:08,946
Christine told me it was your birthday.
365
00:13:08,948 --> 00:13:10,981
She thought it might be a
nice surprise if I showed up.
366
00:13:10,983 --> 00:13:12,283
So, surprise!
367
00:13:12,285 --> 00:13:13,984
You look speechless, Lee.
368
00:13:13,986 --> 00:13:16,587
Uh, wow.
369
00:13:16,589 --> 00:13:18,089
Thank you.
370
00:13:18,091 --> 00:13:21,291
Kevin, if you don't mind,
just go join the other guests.
371
00:13:21,293 --> 00:13:22,526
We'll... we'll be right out.
372
00:13:22,528 --> 00:13:24,161
Sounds good.
373
00:13:24,163 --> 00:13:25,563
This is so nice.
374
00:13:26,766 --> 00:13:28,165
Yes, it is.
375
00:13:30,903 --> 00:13:32,469
What the fuck is he doing here?
376
00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:35,172
Why are you trying to
fuck me on my birthday?
377
00:13:35,174 --> 00:13:36,673
You know what, you're drunk.
378
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:38,275
You've had enough of
this. Give this to me.
379
00:13:38,277 --> 00:13:39,242
- Give this to me...
- Ow! No.
380
00:13:39,244 --> 00:13:42,312
Goddammit, my Billy
Reids! My fucking slacks!
381
00:13:42,314 --> 00:13:43,547
Just...
382
00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:45,848
Oh, you little Peeping Tom.
383
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,350
Were you just spying on us?
384
00:13:47,352 --> 00:13:48,718
Drinking my RC Cola!
385
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,653
Get out! Get out. Give us some privacy.
386
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,121
Give us some... Get out!
387
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,590
Christine, wh...
388
00:13:55,426 --> 00:13:57,159
I keep telling this young lady
389
00:13:57,161 --> 00:14:00,283
that if she is going to write,
she has to see the world.
390
00:14:00,286 --> 00:14:01,965
- Do some living.
- I'm desperate to.
391
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,000
- I want to, I want to.
- Yes, you will. You will.
392
00:14:04,002 --> 00:14:07,470
Amanda, is it, like, the kind of thing
where the book couldn't happen still?
393
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,525
- Like, they could change their minds?
- That's a good question.
394
00:14:09,527 --> 00:14:11,198
They could change
their minds, and Amanda
395
00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:12,908
and I have discussed
it, haven't we, baby?
396
00:14:12,910 --> 00:14:14,210
Yes, we have, baby.
397
00:14:14,212 --> 00:14:15,844
Um, they're sending over their notes,
398
00:14:15,846 --> 00:14:18,214
and I guess we will see
what we want to write?
399
00:14:18,216 --> 00:14:20,116
Well, we're gonna have to seriously
400
00:14:20,118 --> 00:14:21,817
consider taking their notes because
401
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,920
at this stage in one's
career, you have to play ball.
402
00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:26,755
I don't understand. She wrote the book.
403
00:14:26,757 --> 00:14:28,757
It's done. Just go ahead
and put it out there.
404
00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:31,058
Front of store placements,
hardbacks. What are we talking here?
405
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:32,159
New York Times best-sellers?
406
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:33,560
This would be a digital release.
407
00:14:33,562 --> 00:14:35,596
Digital release? So not a real book
408
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,662
that I could pick up at
Books-A-Million then, huh?
409
00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:41,969
Well, it is still
considered a real book, yes.
410
00:14:41,971 --> 00:14:43,938
In theory, it could be,
you could say it's a book,
411
00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:46,046
but I could look at this and
be like, "This is a book."
412
00:14:46,048 --> 00:14:48,942
But it's obviously not a book
because we know what books look like.
413
00:14:48,944 --> 00:14:51,311
- Have you ever read one?
- Yeah, I know how to read.
414
00:14:51,313 --> 00:14:52,446
Oh, okay, just checking.
415
00:14:52,448 --> 00:14:54,381
- Have I ever read a book before?
- Have you ever read one...
416
00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:56,783
I don't know, I know a thing or
two about the publishing industry.
417
00:14:56,785 --> 00:14:57,784
- No.
- And from my point of view,
418
00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,553
I think you should just
keep searching around
419
00:14:59,555 --> 00:15:00,887
for a publisher that's more suitable,
420
00:15:00,889 --> 00:15:02,523
one that cares for you deeply,
421
00:15:02,525 --> 00:15:04,470
- and has a full head of hair.
- Whoo!
422
00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:08,236
No, I think this publisher is
gonna take care of me just fine.
423
00:15:08,239 --> 00:15:11,564
- She's in good hands.
- Yeah. The best hands.
424
00:15:11,566 --> 00:15:14,726
Here's to Brian, for
being an amazing boyfriend.
425
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:17,470
- Cheers. Cheers.
- Cheers.
426
00:15:17,472 --> 00:15:19,405
And then, Lee says to the policeman,
427
00:15:19,407 --> 00:15:21,240
"I'm allowed to park in the handicap,
428
00:15:21,242 --> 00:15:22,308
I have cancer."
429
00:15:23,578 --> 00:15:25,044
He said it with such a straight face.
430
00:15:25,046 --> 00:15:27,813
Go to bed. Go to bed. Go
to bed. Go to bed, Mi-Cha.
431
00:15:27,815 --> 00:15:29,348
- You work her too hard.
- Listen to me.
432
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,583
Do you see that Asian man,
433
00:15:30,585 --> 00:15:32,385
talking to Jeremy Haas right there?
434
00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:34,320
I want his ass out of here.
435
00:15:34,322 --> 00:15:36,255
I want him gone now.
436
00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:38,223
Like... like force him to leave?
437
00:15:38,225 --> 00:15:39,892
I don't give a fuck how you do it,
438
00:15:39,894 --> 00:15:41,026
just do it.
439
00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:42,995
We should have known that guy got us!
440
00:15:53,807 --> 00:15:55,106
Hi, Christine.
441
00:15:55,108 --> 00:15:56,675
I just wanted to say,
442
00:15:56,677 --> 00:15:59,511
you have such a lovely home and...
443
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,112
Oh! Uh...
444
00:16:02,616 --> 00:16:04,048
Oh, okay.
445
00:16:10,824 --> 00:16:13,224
Excuse me, Brian.
446
00:16:13,226 --> 00:16:15,659
I've been noticing those dirty
looks you've been giving me.
447
00:16:15,661 --> 00:16:17,461
I don't want to make things weird.
448
00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:18,930
I'm willing to be the bigger man
449
00:16:18,932 --> 00:16:20,832
and not make an issue about
what happened between us.
450
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,399
You know what, I completely agree.
451
00:16:22,401 --> 00:16:23,735
There's no reason to make an issue.
452
00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:25,336
And Amanda told me not to push it.
453
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:28,839
She said that you've had
an extremely difficult year.
454
00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:29,806
Well, she's right.
455
00:16:29,808 --> 00:16:32,509
I was shot multiple times,
multiple entry points.
456
00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:35,379
I completely understand you being upset.
457
00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:36,580
I would be upset too
458
00:16:36,582 --> 00:16:38,616
if I let a remarkable woman like that
459
00:16:38,618 --> 00:16:41,518
just slip through my fingers.
460
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:43,153
Amanda?
461
00:16:43,155 --> 00:16:44,554
You fucking cocksucker.
462
00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,612
Howdy, pickle breath.
463
00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,147
Who are you?
464
00:17:11,149 --> 00:17:13,283
No friend of yours, you motherfucker.
465
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:15,418
What do you want?
466
00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,016
I want you out of here.
467
00:17:17,019 --> 00:17:21,090
Not today, not tomorrow, now.
468
00:17:21,092 --> 00:17:22,792
Out of the bathroom?
469
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:25,694
Out of the birthday party.
470
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,396
You gots to go.
471
00:17:27,398 --> 00:17:28,664
Why?
472
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,872
Because nobody wants you here.
473
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,801
Christine invited me.
474
00:17:32,803 --> 00:17:34,736
I don't know who you are.
475
00:17:34,738 --> 00:17:37,172
I'm a friend of the party.
476
00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:39,974
- Excuse me.
- Yeah, you do that.
477
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,209
Yeah.
478
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,239
What are you doing?
479
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,077
Nothing.
480
00:18:17,079 --> 00:18:18,846
Do you want me to leave?
481
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,849
No, you can stay.
482
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:26,086
Do you want a hit?
483
00:18:51,112 --> 00:18:52,712
Neal, fuck them.
484
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:55,081
Let's go out back by the Dumpsters.
485
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,815
I have a huge hole in my panties.
486
00:18:56,817 --> 00:18:58,951
Why do you have a hole in your panties?
487
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:00,887
I was rubbing it with rocks.
488
00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,889
Shut up.
489
00:19:04,692 --> 00:19:05,848
Let's dance.
490
00:19:05,851 --> 00:19:07,760
- What?
- You heard me, let's go.
491
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:08,827
Yes.
492
00:19:08,829 --> 00:19:11,030
Okay, I will. I do. Yes!
493
00:19:14,935 --> 00:19:17,102
I can't believe this is happening.
494
00:19:17,104 --> 00:19:20,105
Dancing with the most
popular boy in school.
495
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:22,441
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just chill.
496
00:19:22,443 --> 00:19:25,043
This feels so good. Hmm?
497
00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:26,445
I'm having a blast.
498
00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,584
Whoa!
499
00:19:39,192 --> 00:19:41,092
No, hey, hey, hey, hey!
500
00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,193
You can't do it here.
501
00:19:42,195 --> 00:19:44,429
You have to bring this
back in there and...
502
00:19:44,431 --> 00:19:45,812
Abbott, Abbott, excuse me.
503
00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:47,398
- I'm cutting in.
- What the fuck, Lee?
504
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:49,033
Look, Gamby, listen.
505
00:19:49,035 --> 00:19:50,067
We can't do the cake yet.
506
00:19:50,069 --> 00:19:52,269
Christine was supposed to
do a birthday toast for me
507
00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:54,539
and she's nowhere to be found.
508
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:55,822
You have to do it.
509
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,007
- Me do the toast?
- Yes.
510
00:19:57,009 --> 00:19:58,843
- I can't give a toast.
- Well, you're my friend.
511
00:19:58,845 --> 00:19:59,944
Okay? Just say nice things about me.
512
00:19:59,946 --> 00:20:02,346
Make me look good in front
of Superintendent Haas, okay?
513
00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:03,747
All right, hey, DJ, DJ,
514
00:20:03,749 --> 00:20:05,649
here, take these off. Turn
the music down, please.
515
00:20:05,651 --> 00:20:06,984
Uh, excuse me.
516
00:20:06,986 --> 00:20:09,820
Everyone stop the... Stop dancing.
517
00:20:09,822 --> 00:20:11,221
Everyone... Dayshawn,
518
00:20:11,223 --> 00:20:12,789
let go of Ms. Swift now.
519
00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:14,083
Everyone gather around.
520
00:20:14,086 --> 00:20:15,386
- Come on in, everybody.
- Come on in, everyone.
521
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,194
Now we're going to put a
pause on to the good times
522
00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:22,566
so that we can honor the guest
of honor, the birthday man,
523
00:20:22,568 --> 00:20:23,567
Lee Russell.
524
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,838
Give it up for him.
525
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:31,508
He wants me to give him a toast,
526
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:32,943
- and I'm not good at these things.
- Well...
527
00:20:32,945 --> 00:20:34,043
I didn't ask... You know...
528
00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:35,144
You did. You said to come and...
529
00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,279
Yeah, but I wanted to.
530
00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,413
I did want to.
531
00:20:37,415 --> 00:20:39,415
Uh...
532
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,749
A lot of people don't know this,
533
00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:43,386
but I was shot and left for dead
534
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,621
in the parking lot
of North Jackson High,
535
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:47,490
in December of this year.
536
00:20:47,492 --> 00:20:49,158
The assailant is still at-large.
537
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,293
And during that time period,
538
00:20:50,295 --> 00:20:53,061
a lot of the relationships I
had, some of them disappeared,
539
00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:55,981
some of them just completely just ended.
540
00:20:55,984 --> 00:20:58,484
Like, just nothing happened
with them anymore at all.
541
00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:00,488
But, through thick and thin,
542
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:03,226
there was one man who stood beside me.
543
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,340
- And that man...
- Who was it?
544
00:21:09,513 --> 00:21:10,612
What's going on here?
545
00:21:10,614 --> 00:21:12,247
I'm not sure what happened here, folks.
546
00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:13,502
Oh, my gosh...
547
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,117
What happened, guys, is he dead?
548
00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:17,652
He just fainted, he's coming to.
549
00:21:17,654 --> 00:21:18,820
Oh, just fainted?
550
00:21:18,822 --> 00:21:21,089
- Just continue with the toast.
- Are you okay?!
551
00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:22,790
Everyone's... No one's
gonna pay any attention.
552
00:21:22,792 --> 00:21:23,825
It's doesn't...
553
00:21:23,827 --> 00:21:25,393
- Damn it.
- Everyone, this man is a lot older
554
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:26,528
than most people in this room.
555
00:21:26,530 --> 00:21:28,362
- Goddammit.
- Let's just give him some space, okay?
556
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:30,297
- Fuck this.
- Fucking Christine. You know what?
557
00:21:30,299 --> 00:21:31,165
Amanda, maybe don't touch him.
558
00:21:31,167 --> 00:21:33,367
Christine, wake up and you give your...
559
00:21:35,104 --> 00:21:36,137
Aah...
560
00:21:49,852 --> 00:21:51,419
- You okay?
- He might have stroked out.
561
00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:52,386
Did he stroke out?
562
00:21:52,388 --> 00:21:53,587
No. He didn't stroke out, no.
563
00:21:53,589 --> 00:21:55,356
At his age, it could be a stroke, I bet.
564
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:57,123
You little devil worshiper!
565
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,792
How dare you fuck up my home!?
566
00:21:58,794 --> 00:22:00,594
No, no, no, no!
567
00:22:00,596 --> 00:22:01,862
No, you're out of here!
568
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:03,430
You, sir are out. Get out!
569
00:22:03,432 --> 00:22:04,798
Get out! Get out! Get out!
570
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,199
- Whoa, hey, hey.
- You, get out of here!
571
00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:07,701
What'd he do? What'd he do?
572
00:22:07,703 --> 00:22:09,169
Admit it, you did it, didn't you?
573
00:22:09,171 --> 00:22:10,837
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you little fucking...
574
00:22:10,839 --> 00:22:11,939
No, no, no!
575
00:22:11,941 --> 00:22:14,674
Haas is here. Haas
is here. Haas is here.
576
00:22:14,676 --> 00:22:17,477
Uh, excuse me...
577
00:22:17,479 --> 00:22:19,145
uh, for-for my outburst.
578
00:22:19,147 --> 00:22:22,242
I, uh... I've had an incident
579
00:22:22,245 --> 00:22:23,666
with this young man.
580
00:22:23,669 --> 00:22:27,187
He, uh, defecated on a
portrait of me, and so...
581
00:22:27,189 --> 00:22:29,055
- What?!
- He took a shit in your room?
582
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:31,591
No, he didn't!
583
00:22:31,593 --> 00:22:33,459
I did!
584
00:22:33,461 --> 00:22:35,526
Christine, what are you doing?
585
00:22:35,529 --> 00:22:39,131
Don't lie and tell
everyone this kid did it.
586
00:22:39,133 --> 00:22:41,533
Stop making up lies!
587
00:22:41,535 --> 00:22:43,168
Kevin Yoon, my ex-boyfriend,
588
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:46,005
Lee told me Kevin
master fucked 15 pledges
589
00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:47,272
in a frat house basement
590
00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:49,380
wearing a paper bag over his head.
591
00:22:49,383 --> 00:22:52,926
Both our lives forever
altered, admit it!
592
00:22:54,381 --> 00:22:55,847
Kevin did do that.
593
00:22:55,849 --> 00:22:58,049
And he also participated in a gang bang,
594
00:22:58,051 --> 00:22:59,284
and he wanted to go seventh.
595
00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:00,726
I mean, that's just disgusting, Kevin.
596
00:23:00,728 --> 00:23:02,687
I swear to God, I never did that.
597
00:23:02,689 --> 00:23:05,717
He did, Christine. Kevin
Yoon is lying to you.
598
00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:10,803
You don't care who you hurt as long
as Lee Russell gets what he wants.
599
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,632
Baby, you've had a
little too much to drink.
600
00:23:13,634 --> 00:23:16,534
You are making a fool
out of yourself right now.
601
00:23:16,536 --> 00:23:18,103
Everybody here...
602
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,970
Everybody in this entire house knows
603
00:23:19,972 --> 00:23:21,705
that I am a very compassionate man.
604
00:23:21,707 --> 00:23:23,407
All of these people will tell you.
605
00:23:23,409 --> 00:23:24,642
Compassionate man?
606
00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,310
- Look...
- Aah!
607
00:23:26,312 --> 00:23:27,645
No, no!
608
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:29,347
No!
609
00:23:29,349 --> 00:23:32,517
No...
610
00:23:34,053 --> 00:23:35,520
Christine! Move, move, move!
611
00:23:36,588 --> 00:23:38,421
No! Not my fucking Beamer!
612
00:23:38,423 --> 00:23:40,758
Our whole marriage is a lie!
613
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,926
- No, baby, it's not a lie!
- Stupid!
614
00:23:42,928 --> 00:23:44,795
Christine, please, baby, stop, don't!
615
00:23:44,797 --> 00:23:46,864
Hey, honey, don't! Don't... No!
616
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,068
Fuck!
617
00:23:52,871 --> 00:23:54,037
Christine!
618
00:24:00,712 --> 00:24:03,033
Right, everyone, let's
give them a moment.
619
00:24:03,036 --> 00:24:05,215
Let's take the party back inside, okay?
620
00:24:05,217 --> 00:24:06,749
Let's give them a moment.
621
00:24:07,852 --> 00:24:09,185
Nash, come on, help me wrangle here.
622
00:24:09,187 --> 00:24:10,921
Don't just stand there
like a fucking idiot.
623
00:24:10,924 --> 00:24:12,989
Let's go guys.
624
00:24:12,991 --> 00:24:15,858
You made a lovely,
lovely house, Russell.
625
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,226
- Wonderful.
- Thank you.
626
00:24:17,228 --> 00:24:18,995
I hope Christine feels better.
627
00:24:18,997 --> 00:24:20,429
Oh, uh, she'll be fine.
628
00:24:20,431 --> 00:24:22,098
And so sorry about her drinking so much.
629
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,399
- See you Monday, Russell.
- Thank you,
630
00:24:23,401 --> 00:24:24,637
uh, so much for coming.
631
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,369
What did you want to say to Mr. Russell?
632
00:24:27,371 --> 00:24:28,470
Eat me.
633
00:24:28,472 --> 00:24:30,739
Goddammit, that's not what
you said you were gonna say.
634
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:32,106
Okay, let's take you home.
635
00:24:32,108 --> 00:24:33,107
All right.
636
00:24:33,109 --> 00:24:34,209
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
637
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,176
Good night.
638
00:24:35,178 --> 00:24:37,412
That's it, you got it.
639
00:24:37,414 --> 00:24:39,447
Well, Brian really fucked
up the toast, didn't he?
640
00:24:39,449 --> 00:24:41,037
Will you please just
get Abbott out of here?
641
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:43,818
She's wasted, and tell her
to please put down my parrot.
642
00:24:45,188 --> 00:24:46,554
Jen, get that out of there!
643
00:24:46,556 --> 00:24:48,622
Jen, come on. Get the
fucking parrot out of your...
644
00:24:48,624 --> 00:24:50,091
- Get that out of there.
- It's not a big deal.
645
00:24:50,093 --> 00:24:51,826
It is a big deal. It's
someone else's property.
646
00:24:51,828 --> 00:24:53,247
- Put it down.
- They don't want it.
647
00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:56,263
Well, now they probably don't,
now that your juices are on it.
648
00:24:56,265 --> 00:24:57,765
Come on. Go.
649
00:24:57,767 --> 00:24:59,266
Walk normal. Walk normal.
650
00:25:00,336 --> 00:25:02,903
Night-night, Lee.
651
00:25:02,905 --> 00:25:05,739
I'm sorry your birthday didn't
turn out the way you wanted it to.
652
00:25:05,741 --> 00:25:08,375
- Thanks, Gamby.
- Happy birthday, bud.
653
00:25:08,377 --> 00:25:09,322
Thank you, Gamby.
654
00:25:09,325 --> 00:25:11,058
Let me know if you need anything.
655
00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,835
Hey.
656
00:25:23,838 --> 00:25:25,792
I'm sorry I didn't
stick up for you earlier
657
00:25:25,794 --> 00:25:29,262
when Russell accused you of
doing a BM on his portrait.
658
00:25:29,264 --> 00:25:31,064
A BM?
659
00:25:31,066 --> 00:25:33,399
It's a bowel movement.
660
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:35,101
I should have said something.
661
00:25:35,103 --> 00:25:37,150
He was pretty rude to you.
662
00:25:37,153 --> 00:25:39,986
And it's not nice to be accused
of doing something like that.
663
00:25:39,989 --> 00:25:41,607
I don't give a fuck.
664
00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:44,176
Well, you should.
665
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:46,945
I suppose there's a lesson
to be learned in this anyhow.
666
00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:48,180
If you walk around dressed
667
00:25:48,182 --> 00:25:50,516
like the type of person that
would take a shit on something,
668
00:25:50,518 --> 00:25:54,253
don't be surprised if somebody
accuses you of doing it.
669
00:25:54,255 --> 00:25:55,687
Hmm.
670
00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:01,126
All right, you did good.
671
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:02,720
As promised, there you go.
672
00:26:02,723 --> 00:26:04,490
500 big ones.
673
00:26:04,493 --> 00:26:06,465
Don't spend it all in one place.
674
00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:13,137
Oof.
675
00:26:13,139 --> 00:26:14,572
"Oof?" What's going on?
676
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,738
Why are you making those noises?
677
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,909
- I don't feel good.
- Are you gonna throw up?
678
00:26:17,911 --> 00:26:19,110
I don't know.
679
00:26:19,112 --> 00:26:21,112
Go out... Roll the window
down if you're gonna do it.
680
00:26:21,114 --> 00:26:22,246
Go over there!
681
00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,282
Do it out there! Don't
do it inside my Silverado.
682
00:26:24,284 --> 00:26:25,883
Roll down the window, roll it down!
683
00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:27,318
Roll it down!
684
00:26:34,327 --> 00:26:35,893
Sickening.
685
00:26:37,063 --> 00:26:38,562
Did you get it all out of you?
686
00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,332
There might be a little more later.
687
00:26:41,334 --> 00:26:43,701
Then do it out the window.
Don't fuck around in here.
688
00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:46,416
Were you just paying that boy?
689
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:51,775
That money was for books. I
also buy his family groceries.
690
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:55,746
Did you like my little present?
691
00:26:55,748 --> 00:26:58,264
Present, what the
fuck you talking about?
692
00:26:58,267 --> 00:26:59,916
I'm talking about Brian.
693
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,887
I made him look like
a fucking fool for you.
694
00:27:03,889 --> 00:27:05,498
I roofied his drink.
695
00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:07,001
You did what?
696
00:27:07,004 --> 00:27:09,650
I roofied his drink.
697
00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:10,752
You drugged him?
698
00:27:12,097 --> 00:27:13,463
You could have killed him!
699
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,232
Mm-hmm.
700
00:27:17,001 --> 00:27:18,167
Thank you.
701
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,870
That's the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
702
00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:22,271
You're welcome.
703
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:23,973
He did look like a bitch, didn't he?
704
00:27:23,975 --> 00:27:25,207
Yes.
705
00:27:25,209 --> 00:27:26,843
He just fucking fell down.
706
00:27:32,216 --> 00:27:34,783
Just like, in the middle of
running his fucking mouth,
707
00:27:34,785 --> 00:27:37,253
just, "bloop." I kept
trying not to laugh.
708
00:27:37,255 --> 00:27:39,855
But I was just like, "Look
at this old motherfucker
709
00:27:39,857 --> 00:27:41,590
who just had a heart attack."
710
00:27:43,961 --> 00:27:46,795
They had to carry that
motherfucker out of there.
711
00:27:49,867 --> 00:27:51,584
I was like, "Night-night, baby."
712
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,459
Hey, thank you.
713
00:27:57,908 --> 00:27:59,508
You wanna go back to my place?
714
00:27:59,510 --> 00:28:01,386
Yep.
715
00:28:01,389 --> 00:28:03,856
It's like an hour away,
so it's a bit of a drive.
716
00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:04,992
I don't care.
717
00:28:06,182 --> 00:28:08,416
Cool. Okay.
718
00:29:01,803 --> 00:29:04,170
I cleaned it, Christine.