1 00:00:00,027 --> 00:00:01,133 But you should. 2 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:04,447 Neal Gamby and I are seeing each other. 3 00:00:05,342 --> 00:00:06,542 It's that time of year again. 4 00:00:06,567 --> 00:00:08,655 For the Highschool Assesment Program. 5 00:00:08,682 --> 00:00:10,887 Shouldn't tests be about learning? 6 00:00:10,974 --> 00:00:13,854 It is, it's about the district learning what an effective school we are. 7 00:00:13,878 --> 00:00:15,849 And what an awesome fucking principal I am. 8 00:00:17,658 --> 00:00:19,513 Okay, so ever since spring term started, 9 00:00:19,538 --> 00:00:21,800 we stopped teaching to the tests. 10 00:00:21,829 --> 00:00:23,615 What the teachers have done is wrong. 11 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:24,822 It's a full mutiny. 12 00:00:26,556 --> 00:00:28,110 North Jackson High School! 13 00:00:28,135 --> 00:00:31,434 They're in! 14 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:33,108 Christine! 15 00:00:33,275 --> 00:00:34,655 Christine is gone. 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,794 Why do all these bad things keep happening to me? 17 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:44,975 Where the fuck are they? 18 00:00:45,010 --> 00:00:47,090 Well, Nash said they'll be here, so they'll be here. 19 00:00:47,114 --> 00:00:48,544 Heads up! It's Big Cuckoo, 20 00:00:48,580 --> 00:00:50,280 and I brought the little birdy with me. 21 00:00:50,315 --> 00:00:52,015 Uh, Nash said you wanted to see me? 22 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,050 What is this place? 23 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:55,551 I wanted to thank you for your help with the HSAPs. 24 00:00:55,587 --> 00:00:57,827 Since certain enemies of the school revealed themselves, 25 00:00:57,856 --> 00:00:59,289 I feel that what we did was right. 26 00:00:59,324 --> 00:01:01,458 And now North Jackson is back on track. 27 00:01:01,493 --> 00:01:02,825 Now, because those teachers 28 00:01:02,861 --> 00:01:04,341 would eat a baby's dick to expose us, 29 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:07,162 we need to take this to the grave. 30 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:10,528 Now, I know that I can trust these two. 31 00:01:10,601 --> 00:01:11,700 Can I trust you, Amanda? 32 00:01:11,735 --> 00:01:14,035 Oh, yeah. I'm not gonna say anything to anyone. 33 00:01:16,005 --> 00:01:17,105 Okay. 34 00:01:22,376 --> 00:01:23,756 Oh, my God. 35 00:01:23,796 --> 00:01:26,214 Nash. 36 00:01:31,821 --> 00:01:33,855 Oh, um... 37 00:01:33,893 --> 00:01:35,693 Is it... is it okay if I don't use that 38 00:01:36,102 --> 00:01:38,502 'cause of the blood all over it? 39 00:01:40,506 --> 00:01:41,705 Cool. Thanks. 40 00:01:41,741 --> 00:01:42,973 Uh... 41 00:01:44,643 --> 00:01:46,410 Aah... 42 00:01:46,445 --> 00:01:47,978 - My knife. - Yup. 43 00:01:48,013 --> 00:01:49,847 Then our blood pact is set. 44 00:01:50,021 --> 00:01:51,554 Now we touch tips. 45 00:02:00,492 --> 00:02:02,125 Great. Great. 46 00:02:02,366 --> 00:02:04,781 So, what is everybody doing for spring break? 47 00:02:04,806 --> 00:02:06,306 I'm heading west to Sedona. 48 00:02:06,443 --> 00:02:07,763 - Hit the spa. - Hm. 49 00:02:07,856 --> 00:02:10,049 This time tomorrow, I'll be tits-deep in goop. 50 00:02:10,074 --> 00:02:11,104 Hm. Hm. 51 00:02:11,129 --> 00:02:12,649 I hear you're, uh, going to the beach? 52 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:15,423 Yeah, I am. To Isle of Palms with my daughter. 53 00:02:15,456 --> 00:02:17,940 Not Abbott though. She's not allowed to come to the ocean. 54 00:02:18,274 --> 00:02:20,171 - Mm. - What about you, Amanda? 55 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:21,674 Are you doing something interesting? 56 00:02:21,698 --> 00:02:22,469 Yes, actually. 57 00:02:22,494 --> 00:02:24,662 I'm going to an arts festival in Asheville. 58 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,760 They invited Brian to read from his new novel. Oh. 59 00:02:26,785 --> 00:02:28,017 That's quite an honor. 60 00:02:28,052 --> 00:02:31,053 It means a whole weekend where it's not just you sucking his meat-stick. 61 00:02:31,088 --> 00:02:32,088 Yup. 62 00:02:32,123 --> 00:02:34,118 - Should be cool. - Well, great. 63 00:02:34,143 --> 00:02:36,783 That's so great. I'm so happy to hear everybody's having such a... 64 00:02:36,807 --> 00:02:38,596 a good, fun time at spring break. 65 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,662 I'm gonna be home, 66 00:02:40,697 --> 00:02:43,064 alone in my bathrobe, 67 00:02:43,099 --> 00:02:44,772 just being with me. 68 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,201 Just loving on me because... 69 00:02:47,237 --> 00:02:48,570 I'm getting a divorce. 70 00:02:52,204 --> 00:02:53,975 Oh, let's go right here. 71 00:02:54,286 --> 00:02:56,236 - This is how I feel about it. - Really? 72 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:57,646 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 73 00:02:57,947 --> 00:02:59,713 Everybody, hands on top. 74 00:03:01,151 --> 00:03:02,817 Happy spring break, y'all! 75 00:03:14,797 --> 00:03:17,030 All right, settle down! 76 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:20,478 Settle down! I'm excited to get out of here too, but be civilized. 77 00:03:20,865 --> 00:03:22,738 - Hey. - Hey, how's it going? 78 00:03:22,763 --> 00:03:24,363 Why aren't you wearing your jean jacket? 79 00:03:24,387 --> 00:03:25,112 I don't know. 80 00:03:25,137 --> 00:03:27,827 After closer looks, I don't really feel like it's my style. 81 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:30,926 We're not gonna see each other for a whole week. I hate it! 82 00:03:30,951 --> 00:03:32,344 Yeah, it sucks big time. 83 00:03:32,398 --> 00:03:33,831 - Yeah. - But like I told you, 84 00:03:33,866 --> 00:03:36,533 you know, going to the beach is my daughter and I's tradition, 85 00:03:36,569 --> 00:03:38,369 so it's kind of like a special bonding thing. 86 00:03:38,394 --> 00:03:40,514 Oh, my God, you know what I just thought of just now? 87 00:03:40,538 --> 00:03:42,333 - What? - What if I went with you guys? 88 00:03:42,441 --> 00:03:45,554 Let's not even think about that 'cause that's never gonna happen, okay? 89 00:03:45,579 --> 00:03:47,523 Are you sure you're not mad at me? 90 00:03:47,548 --> 00:03:48,612 No, I'm fine. 91 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:50,590 It's just you seem weird, kind of distant. 92 00:03:50,615 --> 00:03:51,982 I'm not acting weird. Hey, Sue. 93 00:03:52,061 --> 00:03:54,301 I'm just trying to get these people out of here on time. 94 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:58,174 I have to tell you something. I'm nervous about it. 95 00:03:58,198 --> 00:03:59,037 Everything okay? 96 00:03:59,062 --> 00:04:00,922 Just don't freak out 'cause it's actually really beautiful. 97 00:04:00,946 --> 00:04:03,746 Well, I'm gonna freak out if you don't tell me what it is. What is it? 98 00:04:03,802 --> 00:04:06,883 Remember that time when you tried to pull out and I leg-locked you? 99 00:04:08,176 --> 00:04:09,294 Yeah. 100 00:04:09,401 --> 00:04:11,200 Well, you sneezed inside of me. 101 00:04:12,102 --> 00:04:13,722 I'm pregnant. 102 00:04:14,565 --> 00:04:16,397 What? 103 00:04:17,261 --> 00:04:18,760 Oh, fuck. 104 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:20,637 Are you fucking serious? 105 00:04:22,114 --> 00:04:23,479 No, I'm not really pregnant. 106 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:24,834 I was trying to trap you. 107 00:04:24,859 --> 00:04:27,359 - Fuck, I'm gonna miss you so much. - What the fuck? 108 00:04:34,124 --> 00:04:36,190 Remind you what I taste like. 109 00:04:37,607 --> 00:04:39,106 I love you. 110 00:04:54,136 --> 00:04:55,301 Shit. 111 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:56,958 You should have told me you were comin'. 112 00:04:56,983 --> 00:04:58,743 I would have disabled my perimeter defenses. 113 00:04:58,767 --> 00:04:59,767 I'm sorry, Gamby. 114 00:05:00,136 --> 00:05:02,803 I just had the ugliest meeting with Christine and her lawyer. 115 00:05:02,953 --> 00:05:04,715 This will be the loneliest spring break ever 116 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:06,820 if I have to be in that big ol' house all by myself. 117 00:05:06,844 --> 00:05:08,066 I feel for you, bud. 118 00:05:08,091 --> 00:05:10,051 But I'm not sure what you want me to do about it. 119 00:05:13,281 --> 00:05:15,673 I wanna come on spring break with you. 120 00:05:15,698 --> 00:05:17,565 Oh, man. 121 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,719 I'm sorry, buddy, 122 00:05:19,744 --> 00:05:21,544 but this week is reserved for me and Janelle. 123 00:05:21,670 --> 00:05:24,237 But you said she's bringing a friend. 124 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:26,128 Can't you bring a friend too? 125 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,433 Look, we can... we can... we can even take my new Jeep. 126 00:05:28,503 --> 00:05:30,270 I won it in the divorce. 127 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:33,156 It has leather seats, satellite radio, 128 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:35,208 it even has a motherfucking sunroof! 129 00:05:35,451 --> 00:05:37,095 Cruise to the beach in style. 130 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,186 I mean... 131 00:05:39,601 --> 00:05:41,167 Please? 132 00:05:43,181 --> 00:05:44,643 Cowabunga! 133 00:05:44,668 --> 00:05:46,292 Who's ready to hang 10 134 00:05:46,327 --> 00:05:47,785 - at the beach? - Surprise. 135 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:50,195 Yo, Neal, we were just gabbing with your lady-friend here. 136 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:52,511 - What the fuck are you doing here? - Got you some 137 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,182 homemade sugar browns here for your trip. 138 00:05:54,357 --> 00:05:55,357 That's nice. 139 00:05:55,381 --> 00:05:57,354 What? I'm sorry, did you not invite Jen 140 00:05:57,505 --> 00:05:58,905 to come with you on the beach trip? 141 00:05:58,929 --> 00:05:59,938 No, no, no, Gale. 142 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,845 I never ever thought that was part of this. 143 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:03,603 I know this trip is about Neal 144 00:06:03,744 --> 00:06:05,473 having quality time with Janelle, 145 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:07,228 and I would never ever want to 146 00:06:07,253 --> 00:06:08,901 - be in the way of that. - Aww. 147 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:10,908 Let's kiss in front of your family. 148 00:06:10,933 --> 00:06:12,169 That's really nice. 149 00:06:12,450 --> 00:06:14,759 Uh, Janelle, hey, cool. Time to go bye-bye. 150 00:06:14,784 --> 00:06:16,417 Deb and Beth are still getting changed. 151 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,009 Hey, baby, did you pack your sunscreen? 152 00:06:18,064 --> 00:06:19,771 Because you don't tan, you know, you burn. 153 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,829 Whatever, Mom. 154 00:06:20,854 --> 00:06:22,854 Can you just stop acting like you know everything? 155 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:25,588 Ooh! She's cocksure like her father. 156 00:06:25,684 --> 00:06:26,924 It's gonna be fun raising her. 157 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,829 She's just showing off in front of her friends. 158 00:06:28,968 --> 00:06:31,592 Hey, Deb, Deb's the one you gotta watch out for. 159 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:32,817 She acts different around Deb. 160 00:06:32,842 --> 00:06:33,851 - Mean. - Yeah. 161 00:06:33,876 --> 00:06:36,711 Oh, maybe you do need me going along on this trip. 162 00:06:36,749 --> 00:06:38,014 Do you mind if we step outside 163 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:40,570 so we can have a chit-chat in privacy? 164 00:06:43,649 --> 00:06:45,208 You don't seem happy to see me. 165 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,409 Well, that's because I'm not. 166 00:06:46,434 --> 00:06:47,767 I am on a very tight schedule 167 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:49,152 if I want to make the most of this trip. 168 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,056 How the hell did you even know where they live? 169 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:52,361 When we first started going out, 170 00:06:52,385 --> 00:06:54,821 - I might have tailed you once. - Jesus! 171 00:06:54,846 --> 00:06:56,555 Do you know how super-psycho that sounds? 172 00:06:56,580 --> 00:06:58,170 Whose Jeep is that? 173 00:06:59,511 --> 00:07:01,477 That's my Jeep. It's a rental... rental Jeep. 174 00:07:01,567 --> 00:07:02,921 Look, let's go back inside the house now and... 175 00:07:02,945 --> 00:07:05,352 - Is that Lee Russell sitting in there? - No. Don't pay attention to that. 176 00:07:05,376 --> 00:07:06,418 Go back, go back 177 00:07:06,443 --> 00:07:07,478 - in the fucking house right now! - What the fuck, Neal? 178 00:07:07,502 --> 00:07:08,678 Is he going with you? 179 00:07:09,098 --> 00:07:10,349 Open your window. 180 00:07:10,374 --> 00:07:12,306 - Open it! - Calm down, fuckface. 181 00:07:12,331 --> 00:07:15,177 - Are you going on spring break? - Yes, I am. 182 00:07:16,337 --> 00:07:17,793 It was a last-minute thing, okay? 183 00:07:17,818 --> 00:07:19,737 He's going through a divorce. He was being a good friend! 184 00:07:19,761 --> 00:07:21,530 So, this fucking psycho... You're a psycho! 185 00:07:21,555 --> 00:07:23,795 - No, no, no, you're a fucking psycho! - You're a psycho! 186 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:24,663 Guys! Oh no. 187 00:07:24,688 --> 00:07:26,629 He can go on spring break but I can't? 188 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,354 That's some bullshit, Neal. 189 00:07:28,462 --> 00:07:29,838 - That is 100% - Oh! 190 00:07:29,863 --> 00:07:31,416 - total fucking bullshit! - Stop that. 191 00:07:31,447 --> 00:07:34,314 - Knock that shit off. - What? That's so fucked up! 192 00:07:34,339 --> 00:07:36,105 Fuck those sugar browns! 193 00:07:36,199 --> 00:07:39,034 Are you done? 194 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,859 Are you done spazzing out? 195 00:07:40,972 --> 00:07:42,738 Yes. 196 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:44,583 Okay, girls, it's okay. 197 00:07:44,608 --> 00:07:46,509 Bring your luggage. She's done. 198 00:07:46,542 --> 00:07:47,939 Come on. Let's do it. 199 00:07:47,964 --> 00:07:49,004 - Hey, Ray! - Hey, Janelle! 200 00:07:49,029 --> 00:07:50,229 Clean up these brownie things. 201 00:07:50,253 --> 00:07:51,216 - Hey, Uncle Lee. - Okay? 202 00:07:51,243 --> 00:07:52,563 Ray works very hard on this lawn. 203 00:07:52,587 --> 00:07:54,001 Hey! Oh, it's so good to see you. 204 00:07:54,025 --> 00:07:55,556 - These are your friends? - Yeah, sure. 205 00:07:55,581 --> 00:07:57,501 Hey, I'm... I'm Uncle Lee-Lee. Nice to meet you. 206 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:00,609 Oh, my God, this is amazing! 207 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:01,741 I can't believe I'm here. 208 00:08:01,798 --> 00:08:03,798 I can't believe I'm here with one of the honorees. 209 00:08:03,826 --> 00:08:06,177 Oh, well, I am honored that you agreed to accompany me. 210 00:08:06,212 --> 00:08:07,245 Oh, gosh. 211 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,540 Wait, baby, what about the line? 212 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:09,892 Don't worry about it. No, no, don't worry. 213 00:08:09,916 --> 00:08:11,165 Ooh, there's a huge you. Look. 214 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:12,193 - Oh, my gosh. - Yeah. 215 00:08:12,218 --> 00:08:13,385 Excuse me. Hi. 216 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:14,686 Brian Biehn. 217 00:08:14,721 --> 00:08:15,920 B-I-E-H-N. 218 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:17,515 Oh, you didn't need to spell it for me. 219 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,003 I can't wait for your reading. 220 00:08:19,027 --> 00:08:20,813 You're gonna come of course, aren't you? 221 00:08:20,838 --> 00:08:22,459 I absolutely wouldn't miss it. 222 00:08:22,495 --> 00:08:24,447 We'll make sure we get you a good seat. 223 00:08:24,472 --> 00:08:25,912 - These are gold passes. - Wonderful. 224 00:08:26,034 --> 00:08:29,333 They will admit you to all of the events at the festival, 225 00:08:29,369 --> 00:08:31,569 and tonight we have a reservation at Jason's Steakhouse 226 00:08:31,593 --> 00:08:33,009 - Ooh, Jason's. - for you 227 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,474 and the other writers being honored. 228 00:08:34,498 --> 00:08:35,597 Wow. Do you eat meat? 229 00:08:35,847 --> 00:08:37,007 I would. 230 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,141 Nice. 231 00:08:38,176 --> 00:08:40,076 VIP treatment. 232 00:08:40,101 --> 00:08:41,523 - Thank you so much for your help... - Come on, sweetheart. 233 00:08:41,547 --> 00:08:43,305 - ...and we'll see you soon. - Let's go. 234 00:08:43,330 --> 00:08:44,406 After you, my friend. 235 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:46,415 - Oh. Merci beaucoup. - Yes. 236 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,908 And, uh, afternoon. 237 00:08:50,014 --> 00:08:52,180 Ooh! Janelle, Ohio plates! 238 00:08:52,215 --> 00:08:53,448 That's another point for me! 239 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:55,193 Man, I'm beating you like a million to zip. 240 00:08:55,217 --> 00:08:57,329 Fine, you win. Can we stop now? 241 00:08:57,354 --> 00:08:59,013 Ooh. "Can we stop now"? 242 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,358 Is that the kind of tone you want to use with your father? 243 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,531 So what's the plan for girl time? 244 00:09:10,566 --> 00:09:12,100 You guys gonna do some camp pranks? 245 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,298 Camp pranks? Um, no. 246 00:09:14,323 --> 00:09:16,483 You know, me and my friends, when we were young, whew. 247 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:17,462 We'd get together, 248 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:18,495 if one of us fell asleep 249 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:20,854 before the others, we'd put their hand in warm water, 250 00:09:20,879 --> 00:09:21,904 make 'em pee themselves. 251 00:09:22,977 --> 00:09:24,417 I love that one! That one's classic! 252 00:09:24,441 --> 00:09:25,653 Try to make each other pee? 253 00:09:25,748 --> 00:09:26,793 Why would you want to do that? 254 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:28,097 'Cause it's embarrassing to pee. 255 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,339 It's embarrassing for the person trying to do that. 256 00:09:31,389 --> 00:09:32,397 It's disgusting. 257 00:09:32,422 --> 00:09:35,023 We are a carload of teenage girls heading to the beach. 258 00:09:35,048 --> 00:09:37,682 It's going to get disgusting. 259 00:10:35,142 --> 00:10:36,341 Wow. 260 00:10:38,227 --> 00:10:39,626 Unreal. 261 00:10:39,662 --> 00:10:41,562 I just finished Snodgrass' book. 262 00:10:41,781 --> 00:10:43,597 - Good? - Oh, it's incredible. 263 00:10:43,632 --> 00:10:45,312 I've never read anything like this before. 264 00:10:45,336 --> 00:10:47,075 - Really? - I'm not one for reading books, 265 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,325 but this, this is a fantastic tale. 266 00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,762 Gamby, Gamby, Gamby. 267 00:10:50,886 --> 00:10:52,084 Why are you with Abbott 268 00:10:52,174 --> 00:10:54,244 if you're in love with Snodgrass? Tell me. 269 00:10:54,437 --> 00:10:55,812 Snodgrass is with Brian. 270 00:10:55,837 --> 00:10:58,103 Yeah, but Abbott? I mean, you hate her. 271 00:10:58,357 --> 00:10:59,924 Freak. 272 00:10:59,949 --> 00:11:01,143 I know. 273 00:11:01,168 --> 00:11:02,442 Look, I know you're going through a divorce, 274 00:11:02,466 --> 00:11:04,066 so I don't want you to get in your head, 275 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:06,021 but being single sucks, Russell. 276 00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:08,370 The lonely nights, the... the fear, 277 00:11:08,395 --> 00:11:11,110 the... the fruitless masturbation, it's... it's terrible. 278 00:11:11,135 --> 00:11:13,175 Having a shitty girlfriend like Jen Abbott's better 279 00:11:13,199 --> 00:11:14,965 than being all alone. 280 00:11:16,037 --> 00:11:17,385 Thanks a lot. 281 00:11:17,532 --> 00:11:20,566 God, you really know how to make a person feel good. God. 282 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,093 What the fuck? Uh-uh! 283 00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:23,420 No, no. Deb? 284 00:11:23,445 --> 00:11:25,445 What in the... are you wearing right now? 285 00:11:25,469 --> 00:11:27,796 - What? It's just a bathing suit. - A bathing suit? 286 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,109 That covers less than underpanties do. 287 00:11:30,144 --> 00:11:31,243 This is the style. 288 00:11:31,278 --> 00:11:33,096 She's right. It's called a Brazilian. 289 00:11:33,121 --> 00:11:36,320 It's very popular with all the teenagers now. Cheers. 290 00:11:36,407 --> 00:11:38,795 Yeah, they are. Like, I totally want a Brazilian. 291 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:39,833 Yeah. 292 00:11:39,858 --> 00:11:42,331 Well, you're not getting a Brazilian, Janelle. 293 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,451 Trust me, all right? 294 00:11:43,476 --> 00:11:45,817 You wear a damn size 16 jeans, for Christ's sake. 295 00:11:45,842 --> 00:11:47,032 Janelle's lost 296 00:11:47,056 --> 00:11:48,170 six pounds since Christmas, 297 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:49,275 in case you hadn't noticed. 298 00:11:49,744 --> 00:11:51,096 Beth, come on. 299 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:53,297 Oh, what, now she's pissed at me? 300 00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,600 - What a crock of shit. - Totally. 301 00:11:55,625 --> 00:11:58,267 There's no way in hell Janelle's lost six pounds. 302 00:11:58,358 --> 00:12:01,058 A toast to being fascinating! Cheers! 303 00:12:01,083 --> 00:12:02,531 - To being fascinating. - Cheers. 304 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,756 We are all fascinating creatures. 305 00:12:04,978 --> 00:12:07,075 So, Amanda, are you... are you a writer too? 306 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,167 Um, mm... 307 00:12:10,303 --> 00:12:12,057 Sorry, one second. 308 00:12:12,082 --> 00:12:13,748 I am a writer. Mm... 309 00:12:14,492 --> 00:12:16,787 I'm just working on a Y novel currently. 310 00:12:16,822 --> 00:12:18,523 - Y-A novel. - Oh. 311 00:12:18,558 --> 00:12:20,558 Yup. And, uh, uh... 312 00:12:20,593 --> 00:12:22,226 Yeah. 313 00:12:22,262 --> 00:12:23,669 Uh... You all right? 314 00:12:23,694 --> 00:12:24,757 - Ooh. - Yup. 315 00:12:24,782 --> 00:12:26,342 I just got back my first batch of notes 316 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:27,430 from the publisher. 317 00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:29,199 They want all these changes, but, um, 318 00:12:29,234 --> 00:12:30,500 I suppose I'm afraid 319 00:12:30,536 --> 00:12:32,870 that my voice is going to get lost. 320 00:12:32,905 --> 00:12:34,872 Your voice, that's cute. 321 00:12:35,076 --> 00:12:36,306 Amanda is under the assumption 322 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:38,208 that her work is perfect as is. 323 00:12:39,318 --> 00:12:41,262 - Nope. No... - Yup. 324 00:12:41,287 --> 00:12:42,753 Not at all. 325 00:12:42,914 --> 00:12:45,315 I'm just not sure about all of their suggestions, Brian. 326 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,949 Oh, you don't feel it in your guts, 327 00:12:46,985 --> 00:12:49,252 I say fuck the notes. 328 00:12:49,288 --> 00:12:50,292 He's right. 329 00:12:50,317 --> 00:12:52,417 Publishers don't know what they're talking about. 330 00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:53,507 - Really? - No. 331 00:12:53,532 --> 00:12:55,131 See, I've been told otherwise. 332 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:57,153 Well, I think that all depends 333 00:12:57,178 --> 00:12:59,945 on the book and on the writer. 334 00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:01,183 Trust me. 335 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,166 Stick to your guns. 336 00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:04,901 To sticking to your guns... 337 00:13:04,936 --> 00:13:06,335 sticky buns. 338 00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:10,907 I've just come up with the title for my new book. 339 00:13:11,353 --> 00:13:12,953 I can remember when Janelle would let me 340 00:13:12,977 --> 00:13:14,217 hold her hand on the boardwalk. 341 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:15,444 She's acting so different. 342 00:13:15,479 --> 00:13:17,590 Oh, come on. She's just trying to impress Deb. 343 00:13:17,724 --> 00:13:19,147 She's a real queen bee, that one. 344 00:13:19,183 --> 00:13:20,516 Yeah, 'B' for bitch. 345 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:22,485 She's got Janelle acting all mean and teenager-y. 346 00:13:22,509 --> 00:13:24,271 Well, she's definitely advanced for her age. 347 00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:25,495 Look at the shape of that ass. 348 00:13:25,529 --> 00:13:27,189 You could break a boy's heart on that. 349 00:13:27,225 --> 00:13:28,524 Russell, she's 14 years old. 350 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:31,093 Like I said, she's advanced for her age. 351 00:13:31,128 --> 00:13:33,161 Well, I don't want her advancing my daughter. 352 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:35,130 Seems to me that somebody needs to take 353 00:13:35,165 --> 00:13:37,276 bitch-ass Deb down a peg. 354 00:13:55,224 --> 00:13:57,211 Sssss! 355 00:13:57,797 --> 00:13:59,354 Sss! Sss! Shh, shh, shh. 356 00:14:03,647 --> 00:14:05,779 Something hot just spilled on me! What the fuck? 357 00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,746 - Dad, what are you doing? - Nothing! 358 00:14:07,771 --> 00:14:09,198 I was bringing you drinks to have. 359 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:11,424 Why were you crouching in the dark by Deb's bed? 360 00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:12,549 Oh, my God! 361 00:14:12,574 --> 00:14:13,774 You were doing your pee prank! 362 00:14:13,798 --> 00:14:15,561 Uh, no! Gross! That's piss! No way! 363 00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,786 You could go to jail for this! 364 00:14:16,811 --> 00:14:19,011 I... I can explain. It was Russell and myself, we're... 365 00:14:19,035 --> 00:14:20,638 Russell? Dad. 366 00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,230 Get out of our room! 367 00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:23,788 Yeah, sure. 368 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,744 So, your colleagues didn't think I needed 369 00:14:29,779 --> 00:14:31,712 to take all of those notes. 370 00:14:31,961 --> 00:14:34,362 Well, those people are real authors. 371 00:14:34,404 --> 00:14:37,170 I mean, maybe they don't need to take all those notes. 372 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:39,332 - What, am I a fake author? - No, no. 373 00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:41,412 - Don't put words into my mouth. - No... 374 00:14:41,437 --> 00:14:42,957 - Yes, you are. - I'm not... I'm not... 375 00:14:42,981 --> 00:14:44,036 I'm just talking with you. 376 00:14:44,286 --> 00:14:45,352 Brian, 377 00:14:45,377 --> 00:14:46,910 do you think that my book sucks? 378 00:14:47,255 --> 00:14:49,459 - Don't do this. - What? 379 00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:51,737 I just... I would like your honest opinion. 380 00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:53,270 It... it matters to me. 381 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:56,443 Okay. 382 00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,955 I think your book could use some work. 383 00:14:59,101 --> 00:15:01,028 - And? - You're... you're forcing my hand here. 384 00:15:01,053 --> 00:15:02,386 I am. Come on. 385 00:15:02,838 --> 00:15:04,538 Okay. 386 00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,963 I think your book is derivative of every book 387 00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:09,588 that's ever been written for the YA marketplace. 388 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,411 It's not very engaging, 389 00:15:11,436 --> 00:15:12,902 none of it is very original, 390 00:15:13,001 --> 00:15:14,700 it's way too long. 391 00:15:15,036 --> 00:15:16,736 It's not my cup of tea. 392 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,113 Uh... 393 00:15:20,468 --> 00:15:24,403 Brian, why on Earth did you send it to your publisher? 394 00:15:24,513 --> 00:15:26,705 Come on, do I really have to answer that question? 395 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:29,063 - Hm? - Yes, please. 396 00:15:30,184 --> 00:15:32,484 A middle-aged man like me needs to use 397 00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:35,443 all the bait that's left in his tackle box to lure 398 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,968 a beautiful girl like you, 399 00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:39,683 so of course I'm gonna help you when you're asking me. 400 00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,141 And I do really think you're talented. 401 00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:45,487 - But you hate my book. - Listen. 402 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,858 You need a thick skin in this business, okay? 403 00:15:47,883 --> 00:15:49,282 I got a bad review once. 404 00:15:49,555 --> 00:15:50,820 Buck up. 405 00:15:50,845 --> 00:15:52,412 I'll buy you an ice cream. 406 00:15:54,231 --> 00:15:55,671 Janelle, do you remember this place? 407 00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:57,822 Did you tell your friends about the slider challenge? 408 00:15:57,846 --> 00:16:00,246 Dad, they don't want to hear about me eating stupid sliders. 409 00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:02,043 It wasn't stupid when you ate 25 sliders 410 00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,188 in five minutes and got our whole entire meal comped. 411 00:16:04,212 --> 00:16:06,810 Bet your picture's still up on the wall. 412 00:16:08,326 --> 00:16:10,060 Mm, that's weird. I could have sworn 413 00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:12,165 your photo used to be here by those two homosexuals. 414 00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,699 Dad, who cares? 415 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:15,542 I care. 416 00:16:16,462 --> 00:16:18,387 Sir, are you the manager? That's right. 417 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,203 My daughter Janelle, she completed the burger challenge five years ago. 418 00:16:21,227 --> 00:16:22,589 She got her picture up on the wall, 419 00:16:22,613 --> 00:16:24,082 but we... we can't seem to find it out there. 420 00:16:24,106 --> 00:16:25,946 Oh, the older photos, they come down sometimes 421 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,793 so we can make room for the new pictures. 422 00:16:27,818 --> 00:16:30,786 Huh. That's not anywhere here on the slider challenge rules. 423 00:16:30,922 --> 00:16:32,602 It doesn't say you take the pictures down. 424 00:16:32,626 --> 00:16:34,296 You better go handpick five photos 425 00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:36,361 you're ready to take down 'cause we're about to put 426 00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:38,047 five brand-new ones up on the wall. 427 00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,429 Okay. 428 00:16:39,454 --> 00:16:42,589 Yeah. Dad, I am not eating 25 burgers in five minutes. 429 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,615 Babe, look, I know that you've changed, okay, 430 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,206 but that part of you has not changed. 431 00:16:47,231 --> 00:16:48,798 You can do it. I know you can. 432 00:16:48,823 --> 00:16:50,122 Dad, I'm not doing it. 433 00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,980 Me neither. I'm not hungry. 434 00:16:52,005 --> 00:16:53,862 It's disgusting to eat that much red meat. 435 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:56,691 Honestly, Gamby, I don't think I can do 25 sliders either. 436 00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:58,555 Well, goddammit. Okay, you know what? 437 00:16:58,580 --> 00:16:59,623 It'll just be one slider challenge. 438 00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:01,407 I'll be the only person here to do it to get 439 00:17:01,431 --> 00:17:03,791 his picture on the wall, and you guys will just be jealous. 440 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,490 Can I just go out alone with my friends? 441 00:17:05,515 --> 00:17:06,664 Alone? 442 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,904 What, so you can do drugs? 443 00:17:07,929 --> 00:17:09,194 Drink? Do graffiti on things? 444 00:17:09,226 --> 00:17:10,959 Meet fellas? Absolutely not. 445 00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,283 That's not happening, okay? 446 00:17:12,308 --> 00:17:14,876 I'm not gonna go home with three damn teen moms on my hands. 447 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,834 Not me. I'm on the pill. 448 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,288 Just let the girls go, Gamby. 449 00:17:19,403 --> 00:17:22,390 You need to give her a chance to be trusted. 450 00:17:24,054 --> 00:17:25,187 Please, Dad. 451 00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:26,605 Please, Dad. 452 00:17:28,367 --> 00:17:29,400 Fine. Go. 453 00:17:29,566 --> 00:17:30,732 Thank you, Dad. 454 00:17:30,767 --> 00:17:32,124 Keep your cell phone on you, all right? 455 00:17:32,148 --> 00:17:33,415 And stay here by the boardwalk, 456 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,449 - all right? - Got it. 457 00:17:34,474 --> 00:17:35,973 Don't do anything we wouldn't do. 458 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:37,932 Don't come back late. I love you, Janelle. 459 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,090 Love you too! 460 00:17:39,115 --> 00:17:40,981 Hey, I have a crazy idea. 461 00:17:41,006 --> 00:17:42,905 Let's go have some fun. 462 00:17:43,978 --> 00:17:45,878 You know what? This is exactly what I needed. 463 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:47,823 I just need to trust Janelle. She's a good girl. 464 00:17:47,847 --> 00:17:49,364 She makes smart choices, you know? 465 00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:50,400 And here we are. 466 00:17:50,425 --> 00:17:52,692 - I love it. It's great. - I love it too! God! 467 00:17:52,717 --> 00:17:54,851 Can we get two more margaritas, please? 468 00:17:54,876 --> 00:17:57,410 I'm just having fun for the first time in a long time. 469 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,459 I really appreciate this, buddy. 470 00:17:59,484 --> 00:18:01,044 I'm glad I can be there for you, buddy. 471 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,135 - Buddy. - Always. 472 00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:03,832 I know you're going through tough times, 473 00:18:03,857 --> 00:18:05,537 but things will get better, I promise you. 474 00:18:05,561 --> 00:18:06,992 Yes, things will get better. 475 00:18:07,017 --> 00:18:09,217 - Things are about to get better - They always turn out. 476 00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:10,241 right now. 477 00:18:10,385 --> 00:18:12,425 What the hell is that? What are you doing? 478 00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:14,252 Cocaine. Time for me to get jacked. 479 00:18:14,277 --> 00:18:15,343 Let my dick lead the way. 480 00:18:15,368 --> 00:18:17,589 - In the middle of the fucking bar? - Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. 481 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:19,690 - Come on. Here, have some. - I don't even know how to do it. 482 00:18:19,714 --> 00:18:21,852 Well, it's spring break. All you gotta do is snort it. Come on. 483 00:18:21,876 --> 00:18:23,556 Ain't nobody looking. Nobody gives a shit. 484 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:25,384 Look, just like this. Right here. 485 00:18:25,469 --> 00:18:27,226 That's what I'm talking about. 486 00:18:27,351 --> 00:18:28,684 Hollywood nights. 487 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:30,642 Ugh. 488 00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:33,935 - Oh, my God. - Ooh. Fuck. 489 00:18:34,384 --> 00:18:36,344 - Let me get one more. - Oh, hell yeah. 490 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:37,701 You can have more than one. 491 00:18:37,964 --> 00:18:39,464 Game fucking on. 492 00:18:41,545 --> 00:18:42,997 Whoo! 493 00:18:46,064 --> 00:18:47,230 Spring fucking break! 494 00:18:47,255 --> 00:18:48,754 Whoo! What country are you from? 495 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,346 I know! Butt-swana! 496 00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:52,663 Ass-ghanistan! 497 00:18:52,688 --> 00:18:54,355 - Butt-o Rico! - Butto Rico! 498 00:18:55,693 --> 00:18:56,825 We usually don't do cocaine. 499 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,246 We're on spring break from school. 500 00:18:58,271 --> 00:18:59,370 I'm the principal! 501 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,099 Hey, Russell, 502 00:19:04,134 --> 00:19:06,139 - you want me to get a picture? - Yes. 503 00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:08,431 All together. Spring break! 504 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,284 - Yeah, I got it! - Did you get it? 505 00:19:10,309 --> 00:19:12,371 - You guys look like lovers! - Oh, my God. 506 00:19:12,477 --> 00:19:14,209 Russell! That's amazing. 507 00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:16,640 - Russell! Russell! - I haven't seen titties in so long. 508 00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:17,793 Lee! 509 00:19:17,818 --> 00:19:19,618 Are you almost done, man? You wanna hang out? 510 00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:20,857 Man, I am fucking hanging out! 511 00:19:20,945 --> 00:19:22,144 Why don't you go hang out? 512 00:19:22,169 --> 00:19:23,502 Go hang out. 513 00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,806 Oh, my God, shut up. 514 00:19:35,932 --> 00:19:37,612 Please. Fuck, fuck. 515 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,086 Neal? 516 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:50,063 Hey! Hey! Hey. 517 00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,555 Hey, I hope it's... it's not weird 518 00:19:51,580 --> 00:19:52,878 - that I'm calling you. - Uh, no. 519 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:55,382 Not at all. It's great. Um, how are things with Janelle? 520 00:19:55,417 --> 00:19:57,537 Oh, they're going really good. A lot... a lot of, uh, 521 00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,552 of good father-daughter time. 522 00:19:59,587 --> 00:20:01,454 How about to you and Brian? 523 00:20:01,489 --> 00:20:03,141 You guys having fun at the, uh, 524 00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:05,461 arts, craft reading festival thing? 525 00:20:05,486 --> 00:20:07,827 It's... It's... it's so good so far. 526 00:20:07,863 --> 00:20:10,697 Uh, I'm meeting all these amazing writers 527 00:20:10,732 --> 00:20:12,632 and making... 528 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:16,085 super cool contacts, you know, so it's kind of... 529 00:20:16,211 --> 00:20:18,578 - dream come true. - Oh, cool, cool. 530 00:20:18,673 --> 00:20:22,077 Hey, I, uh, I finished reading your book. 531 00:20:22,216 --> 00:20:24,950 Did you? You... you read the whole thing? 532 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:26,845 Wow. Uh... 533 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:29,014 almost scared to ask 534 00:20:29,050 --> 00:20:30,850 what you, uh, what you thought. 535 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,825 I thought it was fucking great! 536 00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:34,153 It was really good! 537 00:20:34,188 --> 00:20:37,123 I never have wanted to ride a dragon so much! 538 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,646 - Wow! - It was really an incredible 539 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,769 piece of work, Amanda. 540 00:20:39,794 --> 00:20:42,061 I just hadn't been moved by something like that. 541 00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:44,512 And you were right, I did like Bluffin the wizard. 542 00:20:44,537 --> 00:20:45,869 I... I thought he was hilarious. 543 00:20:45,967 --> 00:20:48,500 Neal, that... that means a lot. 544 00:20:48,531 --> 00:20:49,965 Gosh. Thank you so much. 545 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:51,314 - I... I... - Yeah. You... you know, 546 00:20:51,338 --> 00:20:53,469 actually, I... I didn't call just about the book though. 547 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:54,616 I've been doing some thinking 548 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,823 - and I think that... - Oh, yeah? 549 00:20:55,847 --> 00:20:57,207 - Hey, how's it going? - So have I. 550 00:20:57,231 --> 00:20:58,377 Uh, no, you first. You go. 551 00:20:58,402 --> 00:21:00,745 Uh, yeah, I'm... You know what? Actually, I gotta go. 552 00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:03,247 Oh, okay, sure. What... what... what are you guys up to? 553 00:21:03,282 --> 00:21:05,116 Okay, so have a good time on the things. 554 00:21:05,151 --> 00:21:06,417 Okay. Cool. Yeah, you too. 555 00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,079 - I'll see ya. - Oh. Bye. Bye. 556 00:21:10,289 --> 00:21:12,390 Go, go, go, go! 557 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,226 - Whoo! - Oh, fuck! 558 00:21:15,267 --> 00:21:17,400 This is the best fucking spring break ever! 559 00:21:17,425 --> 00:21:19,763 I told you, motherfucker! 560 00:21:19,798 --> 00:21:20,997 Oh! 561 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:22,233 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 562 00:21:22,428 --> 00:21:24,729 All those dancers wanted to do dances to us. 563 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:28,305 Ew, gross. 564 00:21:28,474 --> 00:21:29,506 Gale's calling. 565 00:21:29,552 --> 00:21:31,118 You need to answer that. 566 00:21:31,143 --> 00:21:33,176 What's up, woman? 567 00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:35,246 Where the fuck do you think we're at? 568 00:21:35,281 --> 00:21:37,114 We're at the beach. The girls wanted to see 569 00:21:37,149 --> 00:21:39,482 these magicians, so we took them to a magical show. 570 00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,763 Yeah. Abracadabra, Gale! 571 00:21:42,774 --> 00:21:44,258 With the who? 572 00:21:45,357 --> 00:21:47,190 The girls have been arrested. 573 00:21:47,579 --> 00:21:49,226 Is Deb okay? 574 00:22:06,571 --> 00:22:08,136 Where'd my girl go? 575 00:22:08,345 --> 00:22:09,465 My little buddy that used to 576 00:22:09,489 --> 00:22:10,809 be respectful? 577 00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:12,609 Who's this new girl that I don't recognize? 578 00:22:12,634 --> 00:22:13,834 I said I was sorry. God. 579 00:22:14,077 --> 00:22:15,976 You wanna get an attitude with me? 580 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,135 I trusted you and you screwed me. 581 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,117 You're making a big deal out of nothing, man. 582 00:22:20,142 --> 00:22:22,208 Young girls almost arrested for stealing! 583 00:22:22,245 --> 00:22:25,080 - How is that nothing? - He's not playing. 584 00:22:26,919 --> 00:22:27,919 This isn't a joke! 585 00:22:27,943 --> 00:22:29,863 Why the fuck does everyone think this is a joke? 586 00:22:29,912 --> 00:22:31,045 I'm sorry, Gamby. I'm sorry. 587 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,486 - I'd shut my... mouth. - Okay? That's what I would do. 588 00:22:33,511 --> 00:22:35,751 - There you go, sir. Thank you. - Stick in the mud! 589 00:22:35,775 --> 00:22:36,619 "Stick in the mud." 590 00:22:36,726 --> 00:22:39,052 I don't want to hear another word out of anybody. 591 00:22:39,247 --> 00:22:40,390 What the fuck? 592 00:22:40,423 --> 00:22:42,056 You've gotta be fucking kidding me. 593 00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:43,670 What the hell are you doing here? 594 00:22:43,712 --> 00:22:44,721 Just I... I kept waiting 595 00:22:44,746 --> 00:22:46,814 for you to call and apologize and you never did. 596 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:47,857 Apologize for what? 597 00:22:47,882 --> 00:22:49,737 - Let me see your phone. - What? No! Ow! 598 00:22:49,819 --> 00:22:51,819 Get out of there! Stop! 599 00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:53,636 You fucking called Snodgrass? 600 00:22:53,661 --> 00:22:55,707 Just give it back! That's not your business! 601 00:22:55,988 --> 00:22:57,588 Why don't I just take the girls upstairs 602 00:22:57,612 --> 00:22:59,012 and draw 'em a hot bath, okay? 603 00:22:59,037 --> 00:23:01,254 No! No, Russell! You're not giving anyone a bath! 604 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:02,879 - Just take 'em upstairs. - Are you sure? 605 00:23:02,903 --> 00:23:05,331 Yes, no baths, Russell! Upstairs now! 606 00:23:05,356 --> 00:23:06,521 Go! 607 00:23:06,675 --> 00:23:09,035 - I hate this spring break. - Yeah, you know, what, Janelle? 608 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:10,370 I hate this spring break too! 609 00:23:10,395 --> 00:23:12,836 We're never going on spring break together again! 610 00:23:16,997 --> 00:23:18,364 I can't do this. 611 00:23:18,389 --> 00:23:19,664 You need to be with someone 612 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,350 who wants to go on spring break with you, 613 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:23,008 who wants to spend time with you, 614 00:23:23,033 --> 00:23:25,528 who's not embarrassed to tell people he's going out with you. 615 00:23:25,553 --> 00:23:26,576 That's not me. 616 00:23:26,601 --> 00:23:28,201 I don't care about that shit. 617 00:23:28,226 --> 00:23:31,160 Okay? I'll take what I can get. 618 00:23:31,293 --> 00:23:33,754 That's not the way it's supposed to be. 619 00:23:33,853 --> 00:23:35,720 Look, I'm sorry I strung you along, but... 620 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,583 I was just afraid of being alone, and... 621 00:23:38,619 --> 00:23:39,684 it's not right. 622 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,153 I can't do this. 623 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,888 No... 624 00:23:43,913 --> 00:23:45,212 What? Ooh! 625 00:23:45,237 --> 00:23:46,237 Stop. What are you doing? 626 00:23:46,262 --> 00:23:48,142 Ow! Right in the tits! 627 00:23:48,166 --> 00:23:49,667 Yeah, I hope that bruised your tits 628 00:23:49,692 --> 00:23:50,992 'cause you bruised my heart. 629 00:23:51,017 --> 00:23:52,520 - Just go, okay? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:23:52,545 --> 00:23:53,560 That's enough. 631 00:23:53,585 --> 00:23:55,054 - Just one more time. - No. 632 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,092 "From behind the wheel 633 00:24:04,117 --> 00:24:07,051 "of the pickup, I watched Diego. 634 00:24:07,553 --> 00:24:10,021 "He wouldn't see... 635 00:24:10,046 --> 00:24:11,311 "the sunset. 636 00:24:11,376 --> 00:24:13,207 "He mumbled to himself 637 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:16,373 "as he ventured into this new world, 638 00:24:16,576 --> 00:24:20,978 "'I feel so lucky to be in the land of opportunity, 639 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:24,528 where I will be rich and fortified.'" 640 00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,697 Muchas gracias. 641 00:24:26,883 --> 00:24:28,208 Thank you. 642 00:24:30,649 --> 00:24:32,832 Brian Biehn, ladies and gentlemen. 643 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,822 Let's take a 10-minute intermission. 644 00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:40,978 Thank you very much. 645 00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:42,299 Thanks. Thank you so much. 646 00:24:42,324 --> 00:24:44,290 - Thank you all. - Hi, baby. 647 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:46,883 Oh, hi. Oh, good to see you. I appreciate that. 648 00:24:49,354 --> 00:24:50,802 I'm shocked that you showed up. 649 00:24:50,827 --> 00:24:51,926 Oh. 650 00:24:52,004 --> 00:24:54,084 Um, hello, everyone. 651 00:24:54,108 --> 00:24:55,899 This is my first time here. 652 00:24:55,954 --> 00:24:57,487 Wonderful festival. 653 00:24:57,695 --> 00:24:59,162 So happy I could attend. 654 00:24:59,771 --> 00:25:01,037 Um... 655 00:25:01,676 --> 00:25:04,076 So recently... 656 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:06,704 I realized that someone very close to me 657 00:25:06,770 --> 00:25:09,077 does not believe in my talent. 658 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,476 I was hoping that I could get all of you 659 00:25:11,501 --> 00:25:14,235 to give me an honest assessment of my work tonight. 660 00:25:14,437 --> 00:25:15,647 - What the fuck is she doing up there? - I don't... I don't know. 661 00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:17,696 I will be reading my personal favorite, 662 00:25:17,721 --> 00:25:22,352 chapter 68 from my novel, Cassiopeia Falling. 663 00:25:22,377 --> 00:25:23,977 Don't read that. Please don't read that. 664 00:25:24,001 --> 00:25:26,034 Please, take your seats. 665 00:25:29,693 --> 00:25:32,427 Just find my place. Okay. 666 00:25:34,497 --> 00:25:38,299 "Maerwyn carried the magic stone into battle. 667 00:25:39,303 --> 00:25:41,644 "It was their good luck charm, and they would need 668 00:25:41,669 --> 00:25:44,135 "all the luck they fairy worm could provide. 669 00:25:44,414 --> 00:25:46,827 Besting this mighty creature would not be easy." 670 00:25:46,852 --> 00:25:47,980 You have to stop her. 671 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:50,561 - "Besting mighty creatures never is." - No, no. Stop her now. 672 00:25:50,586 --> 00:25:53,887 "The mightiest creatures of love and of life, 673 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,136 "they, uh, were both born of twin moons 674 00:25:56,161 --> 00:25:58,862 "and therefore understood the language of the stars, 675 00:25:58,954 --> 00:26:00,587 uh, that formed the be..." 676 00:26:00,612 --> 00:26:02,612 Please, sir, I just need to know if it's any good. 677 00:26:02,636 --> 00:26:04,402 It's not. 678 00:26:06,244 --> 00:26:09,217 Sorry, everyone. She was not invited to read that. 679 00:26:09,269 --> 00:26:10,760 And from what little we heard, 680 00:26:10,785 --> 00:26:12,585 she shouldn't be allowed to read it anywhere. 681 00:26:13,779 --> 00:26:16,446 Cheap theatrics can't make up for poor prose. 682 00:26:42,797 --> 00:26:44,630 High of 96 683 00:26:44,665 --> 00:26:46,532 with the winds out of the east... 684 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,633 Boo! 685 00:26:58,833 --> 00:27:00,837 He almost threw up. He was so scared. 686 00:27:00,907 --> 00:27:02,785 Where the hell did you get that? 687 00:27:02,810 --> 00:27:04,743 Where the fuck did you get that? 688 00:27:10,410 --> 00:27:12,843 It was in the trunk. 689 00:27:14,793 --> 00:27:16,827 We were looking for Deb's sunglasses. 690 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:41,791 Go back inside. 691 00:27:41,816 --> 00:27:44,182 Get back inside right now. 692 00:28:26,181 --> 00:28:27,181 No way. 693 00:28:27,218 --> 00:28:29,195 Ah, ladies, who wants a donut? 694 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,030 Oh, I've got a Boston cream 695 00:28:31,037 --> 00:28:32,570 with Neal Gamby's name right on it. 696 00:28:32,914 --> 00:28:34,939 I'm not hungry. 697 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,513 Girls? 698 00:28:36,569 --> 00:28:39,870 Eat 'em, throw 'em up, enjoy your breakfast. 699 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,553 Sorry I was mean to you on this trip. 700 00:29:05,014 --> 00:29:06,980 Oh, baby, it's okay. 701 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:08,858 It's all right. 702 00:29:13,218 --> 00:29:16,585 We all make mistakes sometimes.