1 00:00:00,089 --> 00:00:01,089 I'll take it. 2 00:00:02,590 --> 00:00:04,009 You all need a lesson 3 00:00:04,010 --> 00:00:06,879 in respecting your superiors. 4 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:08,719 Is this about not wanting to eat sushi? 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:10,839 Jesus Christ! 6 00:00:10,840 --> 00:00:12,130 This is about me. 7 00:00:12,970 --> 00:00:14,969 Firing... all of you. 8 00:00:14,970 --> 00:00:15,970 What? 9 00:00:15,971 --> 00:00:17,010 Oh, come on. 10 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:19,670 You're not supposed to pick up people here. 11 00:00:20,090 --> 00:00:21,590 Perfect timing! 12 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:23,840 What you doing? Anything fun? 13 00:00:25,550 --> 00:00:27,629 Oh, my God. Is that a whole binder of suspects? 14 00:00:27,630 --> 00:00:28,630 Oh, my God, yes it is. 15 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:30,670 And you'd better be glad I don't put Brian in here. 16 00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:31,970 Excuse me? 17 00:00:31,971 --> 00:00:34,049 Just keep your nose clean, Snodgrass. 18 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:34,970 What? 19 00:01:26,315 --> 00:01:29,917 Excuse me, I'm looking for a patient. Neal Gamby. 20 00:01:29,952 --> 00:01:32,385 He's still in surgery. 21 00:01:33,255 --> 00:01:35,088 You'll have to wait. 22 00:01:37,792 --> 00:01:39,726 You're waiting for Neal Gamby. 23 00:01:39,761 --> 00:01:41,361 Yes, yes, I am. Is he okay? 24 00:01:41,396 --> 00:01:43,763 - Awake and alert. - Oh, my God! 25 00:01:43,798 --> 00:01:45,599 Okay, that's great. That's great! 26 00:01:45,634 --> 00:01:47,200 - Are you family? - Yes. 27 00:01:47,236 --> 00:01:49,068 I'm his girlfriend. May I see him, please? 28 00:01:49,104 --> 00:01:51,471 - Let me see if he's ready for visitors yet. - Okay. 29 00:01:51,507 --> 00:01:53,806 - Excuse me. - Thank you so much. Thank you. 30 00:01:58,514 --> 00:01:59,579 Ma'am? 31 00:01:59,615 --> 00:02:01,281 Yes? 32 00:02:01,316 --> 00:02:04,551 Mr. Gamby says he doesn't have a girlfriend. 33 00:02:05,554 --> 00:02:06,653 Uh... 34 00:02:07,688 --> 00:02:08,754 Are you sure? 35 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:31,610 Heads-up, boss. 36 00:02:31,646 --> 00:02:33,812 Vintage Porsche, nine o'clock. 37 00:02:36,651 --> 00:02:39,517 Copy that. I got eyes on 'em. 38 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:53,031 Yo, Nash, how's that ball-sack hanging? 39 00:02:53,067 --> 00:02:55,734 - What'd you say? - Where you get them titties? 40 00:02:55,769 --> 00:02:59,470 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep running, ya blockheads! 41 00:03:02,475 --> 00:03:05,510 Robin Shandrell, what in the hell are you doin'? 42 00:03:05,545 --> 00:03:06,778 I'm goin' to school. 43 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:07,879 Dopers, get into class. 44 00:03:07,915 --> 00:03:09,314 Get the fuck into school. 45 00:03:09,349 --> 00:03:11,516 Robin, what the fuck? 46 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:13,618 You're getting a second chance and you're already gonna blow it? 47 00:03:13,653 --> 00:03:16,020 I mean, what are these clothes you're wearing on your first day back? 48 00:03:16,055 --> 00:03:17,755 These are my clothes. It's all I have. 49 00:03:17,790 --> 00:03:19,190 Leave me alone, okay? 50 00:03:19,226 --> 00:03:21,426 You gotta show people that you're ready to do this for real this time, 51 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:23,127 not be some goddamn slack-jawed fuck-up! 52 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,662 When are you gonna stop being an asshole? 53 00:03:24,698 --> 00:03:26,564 Hey, watch your mouth. You hear me? 54 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,333 You should be kissing my asshole. 55 00:03:28,368 --> 00:03:29,601 Don't make me look like an idiot. 56 00:03:29,636 --> 00:03:31,202 Fuck off. I won't. 57 00:03:31,238 --> 00:03:33,037 Okay, good, good. 58 00:03:33,072 --> 00:03:35,306 - You got lunch money? - No. 59 00:03:35,342 --> 00:03:36,307 Didn't think so. 60 00:03:36,343 --> 00:03:38,876 Give this meal pass to Dayshawn in the cafeteria. 61 00:03:38,911 --> 00:03:41,246 He'll get you anything you need, okay? 62 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,349 Get in there. 63 00:03:44,384 --> 00:03:45,849 Kick some ass, all right? 64 00:03:45,884 --> 00:03:47,851 Don't do drugs! 65 00:03:47,886 --> 00:03:50,320 Ah, this is so exciting! 66 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:53,123 I can already tell that I like you guys so much better 67 00:03:53,158 --> 00:03:54,891 than that last batch of teachers. 68 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:57,160 Why so many new teachers at once? 69 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,995 Was there a walkout or somethin'? 70 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,897 No, no, no. No walkout. 71 00:04:00,932 --> 00:04:02,666 Just some folks... 72 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:06,436 with some toxic attitudes who needed to be let go. 73 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:08,104 I always strive for the best. 74 00:04:08,140 --> 00:04:09,973 We are a very happy 75 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:12,409 and successful institution. 76 00:04:12,444 --> 00:04:14,010 What's this? 77 00:04:18,349 --> 00:04:20,516 This looks like you. 78 00:04:26,457 --> 00:04:27,723 "King Ding-a Ling"? 79 00:04:27,759 --> 00:04:29,224 Look how tiny they made your tee-tee bird. 80 00:04:29,260 --> 00:04:31,594 - Fuck you, Gamby. - I... No, I know it's offensive, 81 00:04:31,629 --> 00:04:32,628 but it's a pretty good picture of you. 82 00:04:32,664 --> 00:04:34,830 Obviously whoever did this is really good at art. 83 00:04:34,865 --> 00:04:35,931 Who do you think it was? 84 00:04:35,966 --> 00:04:38,301 Some anonymous coward hid it out in the trophy case, 85 00:04:38,336 --> 00:04:40,636 meaning someone with a key. 86 00:04:40,672 --> 00:04:42,505 Meaning a faculty member tried to make me look 87 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:44,473 like an asshole in front of the new hires. 88 00:04:44,509 --> 00:04:47,410 A caricature is supposed to look like a person. 89 00:04:47,445 --> 00:04:50,879 You give Streisand a big nose. Why? Ms. Swift? 90 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,582 Because she has a big fucking nose! 91 00:04:53,618 --> 00:04:54,550 That's why! 92 00:04:54,585 --> 00:04:57,319 Now why would they draw my dick so little? Huh? 93 00:04:57,354 --> 00:04:58,687 I don't want to offend you, Russell, 94 00:04:58,722 --> 00:05:00,622 but maybe you come off like the type of guy 95 00:05:00,657 --> 00:05:03,158 that has a... small, itty-bitty penis. 96 00:05:03,194 --> 00:05:04,893 Oh, whatever, Gamby. 97 00:05:04,929 --> 00:05:07,462 I'm sure yours is so long and thick and juicy 98 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:08,730 with big, fuckin' hairy balls. 99 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:09,865 I bet you got a lot of little Gambys 100 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,034 swimmin' around in there, ready to come out, right? 101 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:13,235 I'm so fucking sure, Gamby. 102 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:15,603 I don't have people imagining that it's small. 103 00:05:15,639 --> 00:05:17,806 Mocked by underlings. 104 00:05:17,842 --> 00:05:18,707 No more. 105 00:05:18,742 --> 00:05:20,209 Startin' right now, I'm placing you 106 00:05:20,244 --> 00:05:21,643 as a substitute for Bill Hayden's class. 107 00:05:21,678 --> 00:05:23,411 Are you nuts? Come on, Russell. 108 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:24,379 That's beneath my dignity. 109 00:05:24,414 --> 00:05:26,048 I haven't been able to fill the spot yet. 110 00:05:26,083 --> 00:05:28,183 Besides, you can act as my spy. 111 00:05:28,219 --> 00:05:29,784 Let me know what the teachers are up to. 112 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,920 I'm sorry, Gamby, but you're going undercover. 113 00:05:32,956 --> 00:05:34,488 I... I got my hands full with my own job. 114 00:05:34,523 --> 00:05:36,157 Nash can't handle discipline on her own. 115 00:05:36,192 --> 00:05:37,992 We just let Robin Shandrell back in. 116 00:05:38,027 --> 00:05:39,593 She's not ready for a guy like that. 117 00:05:39,628 --> 00:05:41,695 I can take the kid. I got a few moves. 118 00:05:41,731 --> 00:05:42,864 Nash, you got dick. 119 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:45,032 I saw your moves in the parking lot today. It was pathetic. 120 00:05:45,068 --> 00:05:46,367 Gamby, it's already been decided. 121 00:05:46,402 --> 00:05:48,769 I need you to go in there and substitute teach the class, okay? 122 00:05:48,804 --> 00:05:51,438 God, this is so stupid. This is bullshit! 123 00:05:51,474 --> 00:05:54,308 This is so dumb, Russell. It's the dumbest thing. 124 00:05:54,344 --> 00:05:57,044 It's such bad judgment. I don't like this choice. 125 00:05:57,947 --> 00:06:00,547 Excuse us, ladies. 126 00:06:03,686 --> 00:06:04,785 Close the door, please. 127 00:06:05,854 --> 00:06:07,954 Buddy, don't you forget that I'm your boss. 128 00:06:07,990 --> 00:06:10,790 Now, I can't have you talking to me like that in front of other people. 129 00:06:10,825 --> 00:06:11,992 I am the principal. 130 00:06:12,027 --> 00:06:14,060 Well, I was supposed to be principal too, so... 131 00:06:14,096 --> 00:06:16,596 Yes. Then you got shot. 132 00:06:16,631 --> 00:06:19,366 And you hid out like a poor, frightened little child. 133 00:06:19,401 --> 00:06:22,668 You were broken, and I brought you back. 134 00:06:22,704 --> 00:06:25,338 Now, you will substitute teach that class, Neal Gamby. 135 00:06:25,374 --> 00:06:27,707 And you will find out who's drawing 136 00:06:27,742 --> 00:06:31,044 fucked up cartoons about my genitalia. 137 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:32,312 Are we clear? 138 00:06:32,347 --> 00:06:34,414 I suppose. 139 00:06:34,449 --> 00:06:36,983 Don't make me ask again. 140 00:06:38,653 --> 00:06:40,086 Crystal. 141 00:06:41,022 --> 00:06:42,889 Dismissed. 142 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:44,957 Okay, here's the deal, people. 143 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:48,561 I'm gonna be temporarily subbing Honors History. 144 00:06:48,596 --> 00:06:51,130 So, someone please tell me, what... where are we at 145 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:52,998 in the lesson plan? Where... where are we going? 146 00:06:53,034 --> 00:06:54,600 We're studying the Reconstruction era, 147 00:06:54,636 --> 00:06:56,669 post-Civil War, and its long-term effect 148 00:06:56,704 --> 00:06:58,538 on the Southern states. 149 00:06:59,607 --> 00:07:00,740 Okay. Cinchy. 150 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:03,108 Uh, does Hayden have like a... a master list of questions 151 00:07:03,144 --> 00:07:04,977 or like a... study guide or anything? 152 00:07:05,012 --> 00:07:07,480 Mr. Hayden just lectured mostly. 153 00:07:07,515 --> 00:07:09,715 Hm. That's one technique of course, 154 00:07:09,751 --> 00:07:11,818 just to stand up there and run your mouth. 155 00:07:11,853 --> 00:07:15,754 Uh, we're... we're gonna put a pin in Reconstruction 156 00:07:15,789 --> 00:07:18,457 and get a little more creative with the learning. 157 00:07:18,492 --> 00:07:19,658 Here we go. Got it. 158 00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:22,494 Does anyone know what happened today in history? 159 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:25,296 Give you a hint. It happened in 1969. 160 00:07:25,332 --> 00:07:26,865 Anyone? 161 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:29,601 Boris Karloff, English actor and singer, 162 00:07:29,636 --> 00:07:33,204 b. 1887, he passed away on this day in history. 163 00:07:33,239 --> 00:07:34,906 He was a famous person 164 00:07:34,942 --> 00:07:37,075 for playing the role of Frankenstein 165 00:07:37,110 --> 00:07:39,611 in the classic Universal monster film 166 00:07:39,646 --> 00:07:41,012 Frankenstein. 167 00:07:41,047 --> 00:07:42,881 So, what we're gonna do is this. 168 00:07:42,916 --> 00:07:44,950 This is where it gets fun. 169 00:07:44,985 --> 00:07:48,286 Take a piece of paper and pass it around, one to each. 170 00:07:48,321 --> 00:07:50,921 Today I want your best artist renditions 171 00:07:50,957 --> 00:07:52,923 of Frankenstein. 172 00:07:52,959 --> 00:07:56,361 Do we draw Frankenstein himself or Frankenstein's monster? 173 00:07:56,396 --> 00:07:57,728 Frankenstein has a monster? 174 00:07:59,199 --> 00:08:01,866 Don't laugh. Don't laugh. 175 00:08:01,901 --> 00:08:03,634 Draw Frankenstein, okay? 176 00:08:03,669 --> 00:08:05,236 Now where did Hayden keep his Magic Markers? 177 00:08:05,271 --> 00:08:06,804 This is a college-level course. 178 00:08:06,839 --> 00:08:07,805 We don't have Magic Markers. 179 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,274 Did you even go to college? 180 00:08:10,310 --> 00:08:11,742 Yes, I went to college. 181 00:08:11,777 --> 00:08:12,943 What school? 182 00:08:14,014 --> 00:08:15,513 Learning Leaders University. 183 00:08:15,548 --> 00:08:17,848 LLU. It's an online, accredited university. 184 00:08:17,884 --> 00:08:19,484 What major? 185 00:08:19,519 --> 00:08:21,385 Leadership. 186 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:23,153 What the hell is so funny about that? 187 00:08:23,188 --> 00:08:24,354 I got into Penn State. 188 00:08:24,390 --> 00:08:26,789 I'm going to Duke. Full ride. 189 00:08:26,825 --> 00:08:28,025 Well, big flippin' deal. Who cares? 190 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,427 What were your SAT scores, Mr. Gamby? 191 00:08:30,462 --> 00:08:33,230 Uh, I think my SAT scores are none of your business. 192 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:35,965 Look, just everyone shut your mouths right now. 193 00:08:36,001 --> 00:08:37,267 Shut your... mouths now. 194 00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:39,636 Just draw the motherfucker with the bolts in his neck, okay? 195 00:08:39,671 --> 00:08:42,072 Simple. Don't make me say it again. 196 00:08:42,107 --> 00:08:44,041 Fuck, you guys are entitled. 197 00:08:44,076 --> 00:08:45,275 Unbelievable. 198 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:50,847 Regina Deets! Look at you with this... 199 00:08:50,882 --> 00:08:52,215 colorful ensemble. 200 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:54,017 So creative! 201 00:08:54,052 --> 00:08:55,985 What an art teacher you are. 202 00:08:56,021 --> 00:08:57,486 What are you workin' on next? 203 00:08:57,522 --> 00:08:58,922 In terms of my syllabus? 204 00:08:58,957 --> 00:09:02,091 No, sweetheart. I'm talkin' you. 205 00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:06,295 Are you workin' on any paintings or illustrations? 206 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:09,331 - You came by just to ask that? - Well, I'm just curious 207 00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:11,133 what you like to work on yourself, 208 00:09:11,169 --> 00:09:12,702 you know, when you're alone 209 00:09:12,737 --> 00:09:14,804 and you're feeling inspired. 210 00:09:14,839 --> 00:09:17,406 - You know, like when you want to make a statement. - Ugh. 211 00:09:17,442 --> 00:09:19,842 I did not draw that comic strip, if that's what you're asking. 212 00:09:19,878 --> 00:09:21,911 Comic strip? I don't even know what you're talking about. 213 00:09:21,947 --> 00:09:23,179 - What? - King Ding-a Ling. 214 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:26,381 You know, the one everyone's passing around showcasing your... 215 00:09:26,416 --> 00:09:28,516 Who is passing it around? 216 00:09:28,552 --> 00:09:29,718 I don't know who's doing it. 217 00:09:29,753 --> 00:09:32,120 Well, do you know any other teachers who like to draw? 218 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,488 I'm a potter, Lee. 219 00:09:33,523 --> 00:09:35,624 I make pottery, remember? 220 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,826 My show at the gallery, you were there! 221 00:09:38,629 --> 00:09:40,596 Yes, that's right, clay pots. 222 00:09:40,631 --> 00:09:42,530 I remember that. 223 00:09:42,566 --> 00:09:44,566 Well, it was good to... 224 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:45,601 chat... 225 00:09:45,636 --> 00:09:47,535 with you, Regina. 226 00:09:47,571 --> 00:09:49,037 I look forward to... 227 00:09:49,073 --> 00:09:50,906 our next conversation... 228 00:09:52,109 --> 00:09:54,710 where we get to review the art budget. 229 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:57,545 Looking forward to that. 230 00:10:05,288 --> 00:10:06,988 Hey, Chief. 231 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,423 You mind if I sit? 232 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:10,558 What do you want? 233 00:10:10,594 --> 00:10:15,163 For some crazy reason, Mr. Gamby has taken a liking to you. 234 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,664 If you disappoint him, 235 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:20,801 you're gonna have to deal with the toughest MF-er you've ever seen. 236 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,304 Yeah? Who's that? 237 00:10:24,274 --> 00:10:25,240 Me. 238 00:10:25,275 --> 00:10:26,874 Oh, shit! 239 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:28,643 Mr. Nash just farted! 240 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:42,657 How's it goin'? What's up? What's up? What's up? 241 00:10:42,692 --> 00:10:44,258 What's up? 242 00:10:46,829 --> 00:10:49,664 You all are probably wondering why I'm sitting with you. 243 00:10:49,699 --> 00:10:51,198 Well, I shall tell you. 244 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:53,367 Lee Russell is an asshole. 245 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,502 - No shit. - Not exactly breaking news, Gamby. 246 00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:57,905 Yeah, it's all we've been talking about for the last month. 247 00:10:57,940 --> 00:10:59,874 Well, good. Glad to see I'm amongst friends. 248 00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,877 That way I can talk as much shit as I want to, huh? 249 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:04,478 What's your beef with him, Gamby? 250 00:11:04,513 --> 00:11:06,480 My beef, he's full of baloney. 251 00:11:06,515 --> 00:11:09,749 He's got me substitute teaching Bill Hayden's history class. 252 00:11:09,785 --> 00:11:10,617 - You? - What? 253 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:12,052 - Me. - Why can't he get a real sub? 254 00:11:12,087 --> 00:11:13,487 Yeah, someone more qualified. 255 00:11:13,522 --> 00:11:15,355 - "More qualified"? - Mm-hmm. 256 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:18,258 You trying to knock on me? Come on, Ms. Snodgrass. 257 00:11:18,294 --> 00:11:20,194 I'm overqualified. This is a slap in the face to me. 258 00:11:20,229 --> 00:11:23,029 Why is it a slap in the face to teach class? Is there, uh, 259 00:11:23,065 --> 00:11:24,264 something wrong with teaching 260 00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,533 you wanna tell this table of teachers? 261 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:27,534 Well, n... no. I mean, there's... 262 00:11:27,570 --> 00:11:30,537 there's nothing wrong with it for you guys. 263 00:11:30,573 --> 00:11:32,606 L... look, I'm not trying to insult anyone, okay? 264 00:11:32,641 --> 00:11:33,907 Sue, don't get your panties in a bunch. 265 00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:35,642 I'm just saying, this is another example 266 00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:37,811 of Lee Russell using very poor judgment. 267 00:11:37,846 --> 00:11:39,879 What do you expect from ol' King Ding-a Ling? 268 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:43,616 That cartoon was pretty awesome. 269 00:11:43,651 --> 00:11:46,586 Mm-hmm. I'd love to shake the hand of whoever did that. 270 00:11:46,621 --> 00:11:48,554 I made it my wallpaper. 271 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:51,624 That's fantastic! She made it her wallpaper! 272 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,029 Classic cartoon cutdown. 273 00:11:56,164 --> 00:11:58,732 Sure would love to know who did it. Did you do it? 274 00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,735 Amanda, did you hear from the publisher about your book yet? 275 00:12:01,770 --> 00:12:02,836 - No, not yet. - Oh. 276 00:12:02,871 --> 00:12:03,803 - Fingers crossed. - Yeah. 277 00:12:03,839 --> 00:12:05,138 Publisher? What are you guys talking about? 278 00:12:05,173 --> 00:12:07,471 - Wait... - Amanda's boyfriend has connections 279 00:12:07,472 --> 00:12:09,776 at Penguin Press, and he's trying to help her get published. 280 00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:11,377 Yup. That's right. Thanks, Jen. 281 00:12:11,412 --> 00:12:13,379 - Yeah, sure. - Well, if that's all you're looking for, 282 00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:14,947 you should have told me ages go. 283 00:12:14,982 --> 00:12:16,649 I have several esteemed colleagues 284 00:12:16,684 --> 00:12:18,618 who dominate in that field 285 00:12:18,653 --> 00:12:20,319 - of business stuff. - Oh. 286 00:12:20,355 --> 00:12:22,988 I had no idea, but I guess Brian was 287 00:12:23,023 --> 00:12:24,490 just the first to believe in my work, so... 288 00:12:24,525 --> 00:12:26,259 Yeah, I bet he believes in your work all right. 289 00:12:26,294 --> 00:12:27,693 Tell me, uh, did you, uh, 290 00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:28,994 ever even read my book? 291 00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:31,564 - I'm reading it right now. - Yeah, where are you? 292 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,931 I'm at the part where all the, 293 00:12:32,967 --> 00:12:35,434 the... stuff is going on to the main character. 294 00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,670 - What, page one? - Ms. Snodgrass, I think you just need 295 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:38,904 to keep your feet on the ground, okay? 296 00:12:38,939 --> 00:12:41,407 I mean, I'm sure this Brian is gonna promise you the world 297 00:12:41,442 --> 00:12:43,643 if he thinks he can unzip your blouse 298 00:12:43,678 --> 00:12:45,511 and slip and slide his privates all over your lips. 299 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:47,512 - Whoa, Neal. - I'm sorry, Sue. 300 00:12:47,547 --> 00:12:49,214 You do not know what you are talking about. 301 00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:51,316 But if I am lucky enough to get my book published, 302 00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,085 I'll be sure to sign a copy for you. 303 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,553 Well, that's not gonna happen, so don't worry about it. 304 00:12:55,589 --> 00:12:57,289 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! 305 00:12:57,324 --> 00:12:58,423 Thanks a lot, Neal. 306 00:12:58,458 --> 00:12:59,958 - No, I don't mean... - No, I understood. 307 00:12:59,994 --> 00:13:01,445 - Thank you. I got it... - No, I mean he's not gonna be able 308 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:02,694 to get it published. 309 00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:03,628 - Not that... - Oh! 310 00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,999 Oh! Oh, my God, she got fuckin' faced! 311 00:13:07,034 --> 00:13:08,366 I wasn't trying to face her. 312 00:13:08,402 --> 00:13:11,436 I was just trying to give her some advice. 313 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:25,950 Oh, fuck! 314 00:13:27,453 --> 00:13:28,385 Shit. 315 00:13:28,421 --> 00:13:30,822 Goddammit! 316 00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,356 - Goddammit! - What the hell? 317 00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:33,724 Bill, what the fuck are you doing? 318 00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:34,859 What the fuck are you doing? 319 00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:36,527 That was a classic comedy cutoff. 320 00:13:36,562 --> 00:13:38,296 I pulled in front of you, you were gonna slow down, 321 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:40,798 swerve out of the way, we'd get out and both laugh about it! 322 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:43,400 - What? - Look, can I ask you a favor? 323 00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:45,262 Do you have any of your old lesson plans 324 00:13:45,263 --> 00:13:46,470 for the, uh, Reconstruction era? 325 00:13:46,505 --> 00:13:47,538 Go fuck yourself. 326 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:50,240 Bill, please, be professional for a moment here, okay? 327 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:53,344 You fired me and now you want my help? 328 00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:54,345 Fuck you, Neal. 329 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:55,579 Think about the children, okay? 330 00:13:55,614 --> 00:13:57,914 - They are our future, Bill. - Screw the children. 331 00:13:57,950 --> 00:13:59,483 Well, maybe you care about this. 332 00:13:59,518 --> 00:14:00,718 Amanda Snodgrass. 333 00:14:00,753 --> 00:14:02,252 Huh? You might be interested to know 334 00:14:02,287 --> 00:14:05,121 she's getting pretty cozy with Mr. Hotshot Porsche. 335 00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,289 Brian Biehn? 336 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:07,991 Brian Biehn? That's what he's called? 337 00:14:08,026 --> 00:14:09,292 What else do you know about him? 338 00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,293 He's a fucking novelist. 339 00:14:10,329 --> 00:14:12,162 He teaches a writing course that Amanda took. 340 00:14:12,197 --> 00:14:13,397 So that's his game, huh? 341 00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:15,366 He finds young pupils to publish and then fuck. 342 00:14:15,401 --> 00:14:18,034 That seems like a lot of effort to get a girl in bed. 343 00:14:18,070 --> 00:14:18,869 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 344 00:14:18,904 --> 00:14:20,404 He seems pretty pathetic, if you ask me. 345 00:14:20,439 --> 00:14:22,105 And how about her? I mean, can you believe this? 346 00:14:22,140 --> 00:14:23,806 She's just got to go from one guy to the next. 347 00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:26,376 I mean, obviously she has some major codependency issues. 348 00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:28,444 Hey, you know what, Neal? I don't want to bond with you. 349 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,914 - We're not, like, friends or anything. - Uh, yeah. No duh. 350 00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,148 I'm not trying to bond with you. 351 00:14:32,184 --> 00:14:34,117 I'm not trying to be friends. I know we're not friends. 352 00:14:34,152 --> 00:14:35,485 Don't fucking come around here anymore. 353 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,220 Bill, if you need a job rec, let me know, okay? 354 00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:38,855 Because I'm not petty. I will give you that. 355 00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:41,324 Only thing I need from you, Neal, is for you to go fuck yourself. 356 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,493 So, why don't you do that? That would be a big favor to me. 357 00:14:43,528 --> 00:14:45,028 Thank you for the information on Brian. 358 00:14:45,063 --> 00:14:47,797 I appreciate it. Good luck. 359 00:14:47,832 --> 00:14:49,866 I insist that every room be searched. 360 00:14:50,835 --> 00:14:52,903 - Daddy? - Sara. 361 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,639 Daddy! Oh, Daddy, it is you! 362 00:14:56,674 --> 00:14:58,775 I found you, I found you! 363 00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,277 They said you were dead, but I knew you weren't! 364 00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:02,812 I knew you'd come back! 365 00:15:02,847 --> 00:15:04,146 Oh, Daddy! 366 00:15:04,181 --> 00:15:05,882 My mom is right here. 367 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,518 Shh. She's sleeping. 368 00:15:08,553 --> 00:15:11,320 - It is big, isn't it? - Why are you asking me? 369 00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:13,355 Well, you're the one I stick it in, Christine. 370 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:14,891 Who else am I gonna ask? 371 00:15:14,926 --> 00:15:16,492 Yeah, it's fine. I mean, I don't know. 372 00:15:16,528 --> 00:15:18,628 I haven't seen a lot of penises. 373 00:15:18,663 --> 00:15:20,730 Well, certainly you know if it's... 374 00:15:20,765 --> 00:15:22,364 if it's small. 375 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:23,666 It's perfect for me. 376 00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:25,835 Big ones hurt. 377 00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:28,504 Well, I could hurt you. 378 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:31,373 I could hit both walls if I wanted, and your uterus. 379 00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:32,542 Just get away from me. 380 00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:35,610 - Lee! - No, I'm going to bed. 381 00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,946 Turn the television off and go to bed. 382 00:15:37,981 --> 00:15:39,047 That's enough TV for you. 383 00:15:39,082 --> 00:15:41,616 Must you cry? 384 00:15:41,652 --> 00:15:44,820 I don't understand why you guys bought all this stuff. 385 00:15:44,855 --> 00:15:46,521 The room was already set up. 386 00:15:46,557 --> 00:15:48,857 You don't even have curtains that work. 387 00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:50,158 Gale, what do I need curtains for? 388 00:15:50,193 --> 00:15:51,159 I don't even have neighbors. 389 00:15:51,194 --> 00:15:53,495 You know what, Janelle? I like this place for you. 390 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,630 Thank you, Ray. I appreciate you being supportive. 391 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,566 I don't know why she can't just drop the child off 392 00:15:57,601 --> 00:15:58,834 and keep her stupid mouth shut. 393 00:15:58,869 --> 00:16:00,268 I don't understand why you decided 394 00:16:00,303 --> 00:16:01,703 to move to a fucking pioneer house 395 00:16:01,738 --> 00:16:03,137 30 miles in the middle of Bumfuck. 396 00:16:03,173 --> 00:16:04,739 I'm living in a secluded place, Gale, 397 00:16:04,775 --> 00:16:05,874 for our daughter's safety. 398 00:16:05,909 --> 00:16:08,309 What if I were staying in town or staying at your place 399 00:16:08,345 --> 00:16:09,911 and the murderer tracked me down there? Don't... 400 00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:11,813 He'd blast you in your f-ing face, 401 00:16:11,849 --> 00:16:13,948 kill her, and maybe even kill Ray. 402 00:16:13,984 --> 00:16:16,317 - He's gonna murder me? - No one's gonna murder you, baby. 403 00:16:16,353 --> 00:16:17,818 You're off the grid now, that's for sure. 404 00:16:17,854 --> 00:16:19,053 You'll be safe out here. 405 00:16:19,089 --> 00:16:20,521 Safety is just an illusion, Ray. 406 00:16:20,556 --> 00:16:23,157 All it takes is one nutball with a high-powered rifle 407 00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:25,493 to shatter that illusion to a fine, pink mist. 408 00:16:25,528 --> 00:16:27,495 Well, maybe more of a reason to get curtains that work. 409 00:16:27,530 --> 00:16:29,864 - That's all. - Do you always have to be so negative? 410 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:31,232 - I'm not negative. I'm... - Neal, 411 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:32,933 take me and show me around outside. 412 00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:34,402 Let the girls get the room all set up. 413 00:16:34,437 --> 00:16:36,154 Why is everyone acting like the room is not set up? 414 00:16:36,155 --> 00:16:37,905 The room has been set up. 415 00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,342 And they threw the barn in with it. 416 00:16:41,378 --> 00:16:44,212 As you can see, security is a very big deal to me, 417 00:16:44,247 --> 00:16:49,082 so I've been turning this barn into my command central station. 418 00:16:52,421 --> 00:16:53,888 Kind of paranoid, bud. 419 00:16:53,923 --> 00:16:55,789 Isn't this a little over the top? 420 00:16:55,825 --> 00:16:57,691 Ray, my shooter's still at-large. 421 00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,894 I'm not gonna rest until I catch this fucker. 422 00:16:59,929 --> 00:17:01,328 Who are you looking up? 423 00:17:01,363 --> 00:17:03,597 Brian Biehn. Globetrotting author 424 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,566 and professor of English studies. 425 00:17:06,903 --> 00:17:09,102 - What's he with, a gang? - No, looks like it's a photograph 426 00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:10,738 from his first novel, Sky's the Limit. 427 00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:12,640 "Firsthand account of a hard life 428 00:17:12,675 --> 00:17:14,241 from child soldiers in Uganda." 429 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:15,409 Damn. 430 00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:17,144 Looks like it was also a Critic's Pick. 431 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:18,345 Hm. 432 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,547 What's he doing in that picture? 433 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,149 This is from his second novel, The Ripest Fruit. 434 00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:26,185 "Brian Biehn embeds himself with an Indonesian tribe of cannibals." 435 00:17:26,220 --> 00:17:27,887 This guy's for real. 436 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:30,623 Looks like Brian Biehn might be my number one suspect 437 00:17:30,659 --> 00:17:32,324 on my shooter's list. 438 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,693 He's got the motive. 439 00:17:33,728 --> 00:17:35,227 He's dating Amanda Snodgrass. 440 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,263 Chick you took to motocross? 441 00:17:37,298 --> 00:17:38,765 This guy Brian stole her from you? 442 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,633 No. I dumped her. 443 00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:41,935 Stopped returning her phone calls, 444 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:43,636 just kind of, like, let the relationship fizzle. 445 00:17:43,672 --> 00:17:45,905 - Why'd you do that? She was awesome. - I was shot, Ray. 446 00:17:45,941 --> 00:17:48,641 Okay, I wasn't, like, thinking clearly. I made some mistakes. 447 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:49,876 So, it's not Brian's fault. 448 00:17:49,911 --> 00:17:50,944 Oh, my God. 449 00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:52,111 You are so dense sometimes. 450 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:54,547 Listen, he tried to kill me, all right? 451 00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:58,317 He's hanging out with machine guns and cannibals. 452 00:17:58,352 --> 00:18:00,185 Maybe this is one you let go. 453 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:04,022 Funny thing about me, Ray, when push comes to shove, 454 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:05,591 I can eat people too. 455 00:18:07,728 --> 00:18:09,027 It's not a joke, Ray. 456 00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:11,129 I could eat a person if I needed to. 457 00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:21,372 Ooh. What's up, sexy? 458 00:18:21,408 --> 00:18:22,908 Hot glasses. 459 00:18:22,943 --> 00:18:26,211 Having honor students draw pictures of Frankenstein? 460 00:18:26,246 --> 00:18:28,113 That's so dumb, Neal. 461 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,514 I know it's dumb. 462 00:18:29,549 --> 00:18:30,716 This teacher bullshit. 463 00:18:30,751 --> 00:18:32,984 I'm just putting a B+ on all of 'em and calling it a day. 464 00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:34,184 You know, if you want some help 465 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:36,887 with all this teaching stuff, I could come work with you. 466 00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:41,258 I'm on different meds now. 467 00:18:41,293 --> 00:18:43,460 It would be better this time. 468 00:18:44,396 --> 00:18:45,395 I'm not interested. 469 00:18:45,431 --> 00:18:48,198 I don't want companionship from anybody right now. 470 00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:50,935 My mind is focused on more important things. 471 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:52,469 Give me a break. Snodgrass? 472 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,238 - Biddy-bop! - What's up, Milner? 473 00:18:54,273 --> 00:18:56,406 - Hey. - What's up? 474 00:18:56,442 --> 00:18:59,476 I see maybe two kids here who could be artists. 475 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:00,878 The rest are shit. 476 00:19:00,913 --> 00:19:02,246 What the hell do you know? 477 00:19:02,281 --> 00:19:03,546 You're a science teacher, Milner. 478 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:04,814 I know art when I see it. 479 00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:07,383 Like King Ding-a Ling. In fact, everybody, have you heard? 480 00:19:07,418 --> 00:19:08,885 There's a new one of Russell out. 481 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,553 - There's a new drawing? - On the bulletin board. 482 00:19:10,588 --> 00:19:12,656 Wah-ha! 483 00:19:17,262 --> 00:19:19,129 "Racing to a stop"? 484 00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,964 Is he smiling or is he scared? 485 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:22,565 Does Lee even ride a bike? 486 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,034 I don't think I've ever seen him on one. 487 00:19:24,069 --> 00:19:26,402 This is not as good as King Ding-a Ling, but... 488 00:19:26,437 --> 00:19:28,171 I'm not quite sure what he's trying to say. 489 00:19:28,206 --> 00:19:30,072 When did this go up? It must just have 490 00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:32,941 - because it wasn't there a minute ago. - Well, I just noticed it. 491 00:19:32,977 --> 00:19:35,444 But you're right. Not as good as the last one. 492 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:36,879 Oh, it's disappointing. 493 00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:41,950 What's up, Deep Throat? 494 00:19:41,986 --> 00:19:43,752 Feel like a teacher yet? 495 00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:45,754 Oh, fuck you. Don't call me that. 496 00:19:46,757 --> 00:19:48,957 So what's the word? You hear any good shit? 497 00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:50,326 Well, the teachers definitely hate you. 498 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:51,894 They mock you at every turn. 499 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,329 No shit. 500 00:19:55,032 --> 00:19:58,266 Give me somethin' I can use. 501 00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,934 Who drew the cartoon? 502 00:19:59,969 --> 00:20:02,470 - I got a theory. - Was it Mrs. Deets? 503 00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:03,738 No, not Deets. 504 00:20:03,773 --> 00:20:05,607 Milner. Science teacher. 505 00:20:05,642 --> 00:20:07,909 He revealed a second drawing in the teachers' lounge. 506 00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:09,143 A... a second drawing? 507 00:20:09,179 --> 00:20:10,579 Don't worry, it wasn't any good. 508 00:20:10,614 --> 00:20:13,114 It was you buck naked on a bicycle 509 00:20:13,149 --> 00:20:15,783 with your tiny pecker barely poking out of your pubic hairs. 510 00:20:15,819 --> 00:20:17,051 It was like "Racing to a stop." 511 00:20:17,087 --> 00:20:19,754 I don't know what the fuck he was trying to say, but it failed. 512 00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:21,590 It's like he expected it to be an uproarious sequel, 513 00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:23,658 - but it scored no laughs. - Fuckin' Milner. 514 00:20:23,694 --> 00:20:25,694 I thought he was a decent Christian man. 515 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:28,696 Too bad I can't destroy a handicap the way I would a normal person. 516 00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:33,300 Well, good job, Gamby. 517 00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:37,104 Now would you please just do me one more favor? 518 00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:41,908 Would you stop wearing this old Warriors' shit? 519 00:20:41,944 --> 00:20:45,512 - Russell, I don't understand what the big deal is. - It's time, Gamby. 520 00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:48,815 I can't have my VP living in the past 521 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:50,317 while everybody else moves forward. 522 00:20:50,353 --> 00:20:52,886 I'm not gonna ask you again. 523 00:20:54,523 --> 00:20:56,156 So, is that the end of the meeting? 524 00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:59,559 This is the end, Gamby. 525 00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:02,161 Leave your jacket. 526 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:13,406 - Why do I have to be here for this? - Because, Janelle, 527 00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:15,575 if Brian Biehn happens to neutralize me, 528 00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:18,043 you're gonna have to fend for your life. 529 00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:19,211 Clear! 530 00:21:21,483 --> 00:21:23,416 One false step, sayonara. 531 00:21:23,451 --> 00:21:26,118 Don't roll your eyes. What's gotten into you? 532 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:27,587 I don't like coming way out here. 533 00:21:27,622 --> 00:21:28,821 It's too far from all my friends. 534 00:21:28,856 --> 00:21:31,357 Well, you're gonna be pretty far from your friends 535 00:21:31,393 --> 00:21:33,660 when you're in heaven, dead from being shot. 536 00:21:33,695 --> 00:21:37,862 Clear. Brian Biehn. Destroyed him. 537 00:21:37,898 --> 00:21:39,831 Gotta beat him. You see, you identify, 538 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,167 you get behind him, up his asshole like that. 539 00:21:42,202 --> 00:21:43,502 Wonderful to see you, Mr. Biehn. 540 00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:46,037 I call this little shit-thrower the Apocalypto. 541 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,609 Stuck like a fucking pig. 542 00:21:50,644 --> 00:21:52,411 Stab his privates. There you go. 543 00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:53,578 Trespass me? 544 00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:56,214 Fuck you, Brian Biehn. 545 00:21:56,249 --> 00:22:00,218 Why don't you write your way out of this trap, book fuck? 546 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,123 Safety above all else. 547 00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:07,326 Ibsen said 548 00:22:07,361 --> 00:22:09,928 that there are two kinds of conscience. 549 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:12,030 One in a man, 550 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:16,801 and the other, in an altogether different way, 551 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:19,737 in a woman. 552 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,139 Very insightful. 553 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:22,941 So we will pick this up next week. 554 00:22:22,976 --> 00:22:26,644 Thank you all for your rapt devotion and attention 555 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,779 to Henrik Ibsen. 556 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,515 I have a couple of ideas for you two. 557 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:35,153 What if you two dramatize act three? 558 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,554 Let's get together tomorrow night 559 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,655 and we can rehearse a little bit. 560 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:41,492 - Fascinating lesson, Mr. Professor Biehn. - Thank you. 561 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,127 Um, I'll see you later, all right? 562 00:22:43,163 --> 00:22:45,896 I haven't seen you in, uh, my class before. 563 00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:47,431 Uh, is there something I can do for you? 564 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:49,567 Detective Bernard Willows from the, uh, 565 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,370 Downtown Police Precinct offices. 566 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:55,272 What's this all about? 567 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,341 How 'bout I ask the questions today, okay? 568 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,509 Did I do something wrong, Officer? 569 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,579 "Detective." And that's what I'm here to find out. 570 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:04,147 When was the last time you were at North Jackson High School? 571 00:23:04,183 --> 00:23:05,616 Today. 572 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:08,586 I dropped off a friend, Amanda Snodgrass. 573 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:10,187 She's a teacher there. 574 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:11,856 And are you... 575 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,624 girlfriends and boyfriends with this teacher? 576 00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,826 I don't like to use the term "girlfriend," 577 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,429 but we, uh, we are dating, yes. 578 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,631 Have you made intercourse with this woman? 579 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,065 - Excuse me? - Coitus. 580 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,299 Flesh-to-flesh. 581 00:23:23,334 --> 00:23:24,501 What did you say your name was? 582 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:27,136 Detective Bernard Willows. You want to see my badge again? 583 00:23:27,171 --> 00:23:29,071 How about my fucking gun, huh? 584 00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,607 Is Amanda in some kind of trouble? 585 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:32,008 No. You are. 586 00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:34,544 And you do not want to get on my bad side, do you hear? 587 00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:36,780 - What? - Do you own a gun, Professor? 588 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,014 A nine millimeter? 589 00:23:38,049 --> 00:23:39,549 No, I do not own a gun. 590 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,018 Have you ever taken a gun and shot someone 591 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:44,387 in the hip and in the motherfucking shoulder? 592 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,088 No! I hate guns. 593 00:23:46,124 --> 00:23:48,257 I know what guns can do to people. 594 00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:51,160 I'm trying to assess whether you're being truthful or not. 595 00:23:51,195 --> 00:23:52,862 I would feel a lot more comfortable 596 00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:54,196 if I had a lawyer present. 597 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:56,633 We're not calling any fucking lawyers, do you understand me? 598 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,367 I will cooperate. 599 00:23:58,403 --> 00:24:00,537 - What can I do? - I'll tell you what you can do. 600 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:02,805 You can stay the hell away from Amanda Snodgrass. 601 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:04,440 There is nothing but trouble for you there. 602 00:24:04,475 --> 00:24:06,475 I'm helping Amanda with her novel. 603 00:24:06,510 --> 00:24:07,609 Pathetic. 604 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,745 You better stay off my fucking bad side. 605 00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,780 I understand. 606 00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:13,916 Good. 607 00:24:13,951 --> 00:24:15,918 And I appreciate your cooperation, citizen. 608 00:24:15,953 --> 00:24:19,988 It's time to go do the other mysteries that I have to work on. 609 00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,623 Good day. 610 00:24:29,633 --> 00:24:30,899 Fuck no. 611 00:24:33,537 --> 00:24:35,603 Let's do it. Let's just do it. 612 00:24:46,449 --> 00:24:48,649 What? 613 00:24:48,685 --> 00:24:50,250 Uh, okay. 614 00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:52,152 Okay, this is cool. 615 00:24:53,957 --> 00:24:56,591 Baby? Guess what? I... 616 00:24:58,828 --> 00:25:00,094 What? 617 00:25:06,402 --> 00:25:07,634 Oh, gross. 618 00:25:09,605 --> 00:25:11,571 Hey! Did you go to the college 619 00:25:11,607 --> 00:25:13,106 and pretend to be a cop to Brian? 620 00:25:13,141 --> 00:25:14,508 Where did you hear something like that? 621 00:25:14,543 --> 00:25:16,943 From Brian. He told me a cop named Willows came by 622 00:25:16,979 --> 00:25:19,212 asking about me. It wasn't hard to figure out. 623 00:25:19,247 --> 00:25:21,014 Okay, fine. You got me. Yeah. 624 00:25:21,049 --> 00:25:22,330 I went over there to go inspect 625 00:25:22,331 --> 00:25:24,050 that son of a bitch to see what he was up to. 626 00:25:24,085 --> 00:25:25,284 Are you out of your mind? 627 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,520 You pulled a gun on him, Neal. 628 00:25:26,555 --> 00:25:28,722 Okay, if he's telling you that, then he's telling a big lie 629 00:25:28,757 --> 00:25:29,956 'cause I did not do that. 630 00:25:29,992 --> 00:25:31,925 And all of this crazy shit, 'cause you're jealous now? 631 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,159 Come on. Don't get a big head. 632 00:25:33,194 --> 00:25:34,828 No, I went over there because, yes, 633 00:25:34,863 --> 00:25:36,596 I did suspect him as being my shooter. 634 00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:39,332 So, I wanted to check up on him, not because I'm jealous, 635 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:41,334 but my assumptions were correct about him. 636 00:25:41,369 --> 00:25:43,569 He doesn't have the contacts it takes to get you published. 637 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:44,637 He's just trying to fuck you. 638 00:25:44,672 --> 00:25:47,039 Well, the Penguin Press are flying me to New York 639 00:25:47,074 --> 00:25:48,240 for a meeting, so you're wrong. 640 00:25:48,275 --> 00:25:50,275 - You got the meeting? - Yes, I did. 641 00:25:50,310 --> 00:25:51,744 Yup. 642 00:25:51,779 --> 00:25:53,045 - Congrats. - Thank you. 643 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,581 But I'm sure he's just setting the meeting so he can fuck you. 644 00:25:55,616 --> 00:25:56,549 Stop it. 645 00:25:56,584 --> 00:25:58,316 If you care so much about who I'm dating, 646 00:25:58,352 --> 00:26:01,219 then you tell me why you stopped talking to me after the shooting. 647 00:26:03,457 --> 00:26:06,491 You think that you know me, okay, but you don't. 648 00:26:06,527 --> 00:26:09,261 I've done some really terrible things. 649 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:11,263 Some really bad stuff. 650 00:26:11,298 --> 00:26:13,866 And I was just trying to protect you. 651 00:26:14,902 --> 00:26:17,301 Oh, my God, Neal. 652 00:26:17,336 --> 00:26:18,436 You know what? 653 00:26:18,471 --> 00:26:19,804 You don't even need to bother. 654 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:22,273 I'm a big girl. I've been dumped before. 655 00:26:22,308 --> 00:26:24,709 You don't have to squeeze out some bullshit story 656 00:26:24,744 --> 00:26:26,811 for my benefit, okay? 657 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:29,513 You know, uh, actually, this is... this is for the best 658 00:26:29,549 --> 00:26:33,150 because we never would have worked out anyway if you think about it. 659 00:26:33,186 --> 00:26:36,420 I mean, we were both just desperate and, um... 660 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:39,657 you're not even my type. 661 00:26:39,693 --> 00:26:41,325 Well, you're not even my type either. 662 00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:43,895 Okay. 663 00:26:43,930 --> 00:26:46,864 I don't like it when girls have just landing strips. 664 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,733 I've always liked it more when girls have full-blown beavers. 665 00:26:49,768 --> 00:26:52,035 Anybody who knows me knows that. 666 00:26:52,071 --> 00:26:53,770 So, no matter how close we would have gotten, 667 00:26:53,806 --> 00:26:54,972 it would have only been so close 668 00:26:55,007 --> 00:26:57,874 'cause you just don't have enough pubic hair. 669 00:26:58,877 --> 00:26:59,943 Okay. 670 00:27:03,349 --> 00:27:05,516 - You're dismissed. - See ya. 671 00:27:32,878 --> 00:27:37,547 "Reconstruction was one of the most difficult eras in US history. 672 00:27:37,582 --> 00:27:39,082 The Civil War had reduced the South 673 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:42,452 into a poverty-stricken backwater. 674 00:27:43,488 --> 00:27:45,055 Who shut off the light? 675 00:27:45,090 --> 00:27:48,324 Economy in ruin, populous divided, 676 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:52,262 many died, many more were wounded. 677 00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:57,500 Left with a broken nation, 678 00:27:57,536 --> 00:27:59,235 rebuilding what was destroyed 679 00:27:59,271 --> 00:28:01,504 would prove to be the hardest part. 680 00:28:02,907 --> 00:28:04,374 Those who opposed the new regime 681 00:28:04,409 --> 00:28:09,145 instigated violence carried out by secret, sinister organizations." 682 00:28:10,014 --> 00:28:12,215 Help! Help me! 683 00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,551 "A federal intervention was instituted... " 684 00:28:14,586 --> 00:28:19,021 - Help me, somebody! - "... to suppress the disruptive factions. 685 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:24,260 But it was followed by a deep, national economic depression 686 00:28:24,296 --> 00:28:26,796 that contributed to the growing frustration 687 00:28:26,831 --> 00:28:28,998 in both the North and the South. 688 00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:31,000 My hands! Anybody! 689 00:28:31,035 --> 00:28:32,434 "Even amidst defeat, 690 00:28:32,469 --> 00:28:35,204 - the South refused to accept the inevitable." - Help! 691 00:28:35,239 --> 00:28:36,405 Help me! 692 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,908 I think he was trying to break my fingers, but he couldn't. 693 00:28:38,943 --> 00:28:40,843 - Who? Who did? - I don't know! 694 00:28:40,878 --> 00:28:42,311 It was too dark. 695 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,781 "They did all they could to defy the unstoppable tide of change, 696 00:28:45,817 --> 00:28:47,516 but it was too late. 697 00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:49,318 A war had been fought. 698 00:28:49,353 --> 00:28:50,786 They had lost, 699 00:28:50,822 --> 00:28:53,723 and history is written by the winners."