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Oh, my God!

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Oh, how dreadful!

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Poor Clive.

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At least he didn't suffer.

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Oh, he did.

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Oh, my. That much?

7
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Oh, well, I prefer to remember him
as I last saw him.

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Being fed apple sauce
by a Jamaican woman.

9
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Well, it's a reminder that we should
spend as much time as possible

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with those we hold dear
while we're able.

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Anyway, thank you for calling,
Mother.

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<font color="#ffff00">For a moment, I thought those</font>
<font color="#ffff00">high-pitched, piercing shrieks</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">were coming from a gaggle of</font>
<font color="#ffff00">schoolgirls.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">But now I see it's just you.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I shan't be able to return to sleep</font>
<font color="#ffff00">now, thanks muchly.</font>

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Who do you think you are?
The Earl of Grantham?

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You're from Wigan.

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<font color="#ffff00">It's better than being from</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Leytonstone.</font>

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How dare you?

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I've been to Oxford.

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, for lunch.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Who were you squawking at</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the phone just now?</font>

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My mother, if you must know.

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<font color="#ffff00">Was she calling to tell you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when she'd be dying?</font>

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She was very distraught.

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<font color="#ffff00">Why?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Did you finally tell her about us?</font>

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I'm waiting for the right time.

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<font color="#ffff00">It's been 48 years!</font>

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And there has not been
a right time!

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Please, don't pressure me!
I'm very emotional already.

31
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We've had some frightful news.

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Clive is dead.

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<font color="#ffff00">Your mother is always the first</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to know when someone dies.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Is she getting the news directly</font>
<font color="#ffff00">from Satan?</font>

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I would think you'd be a little more
upset considering your history.

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<font color="#ffff00">That was a long time ago.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We were all in our early 20s.</font>

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What, I was 19. I wasn't in my 20s.

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People used to think I was your
nephew.

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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, because you told them</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you were my nephew.</font>

40
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<font color="#ffff00">Anyway, I do feel bad about Clive.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I just hope he didn't suffer.</font>

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Apparently,
they had to cut a foot off,

42
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so I assume
there was some discomfort.

43
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<font color="#ffff00">I dare say those thick ankles of his</font>
<font color="#ffff00">put up quite a fight.</font>

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(DOORBELL)

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Who on earth is that?

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<font color="#ffff00">I have no idea.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Are you expecting anybody? </font><font color="#ffffff"> No!</font>

47
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These aren't calling hours!

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(DOORBELL)
<font color="#ffff00">This </font><font color="#ffff00"> is </font><font color="#ffff00"> outrageous!</font>

49
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<font color="#ffff00">You just don't go about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">ringing people's doorbells!</font>

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Let's just see who it is,

51
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and then put the whole ugly business
behind us.

52
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, I'm going to give this</font>
<font color="#ffff00">intruder a real dressing down.</font>

53
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BOTH: Aaaah.

54
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<font color="#ffff00">Hello.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Can </font><font color="#ffffff"> we </font><font color="#ffffff"> help </font><font color="#ffffff"> you </font><font color="#ffffff"> with </font><font color="#ffffff"> something?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Ash.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I </font><font color="#ffffff"> didn't </font><font color="#ffffff"> even </font><font color="#ffffff"> know </font><font color="#ffffff"> that </font><font color="#ffffff"> was </font><font color="#ffffff"> a </font><font color="#ffffff"> name.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I was here to see about the flat.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Is this a bad time?</font>

57
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<font color="#ffff00">No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">not at all.</font>

58
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<font color="#00ffff">Great.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Yes, </font><font color="#ffff00"> great.</font>

59
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<font color="#ffff00">Can I get you some tea?</font>

60
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<font color="#00ffff">No, thanks. I'd just really like</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to see the flat.</font>

61
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You've come to the wrong door,
I'm afraid.

62
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The flat for rent is one floor up.
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, </font><font color="#00ffff"> sorry.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Don't be sorry. I'm Freddie.</font>

64
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<font color="#ffff00">This is Stuart, my friend.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Freddie Thornhill.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You probably recognise me from</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the television or the stage.</font>

67
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<font color="#ffff00">Do you go to the theatre often, Ash?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Am I saying that correctly?</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. Ash.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I don't get to the theatre much.</font>

71
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, of course, you're a young man,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you do young man things.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm quite certain</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm old enough to be your father.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yes, </font><font color="#ffffff"> I'm </font><font color="#ffffff"> quite </font><font color="#ffffff"> certain, </font><font color="#ffffff"> too.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">My father's 46.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, </font><font color="#ffff00"> and </font><font color="#ffff00"> so </font><font color="#ffff00"> am </font><font color="#ffff00"> I.</font>

74
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<font color="#00ffff">Do you mind if I use your toilet?</font>

75
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<font color="#ffff00">Mind? We'd be devastated</font>
<font color="#ffff00">if you didn't.</font>

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You are making such a fool of
yourself.

77
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<font color="#ffff00">Then you should leave.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's quite clear he hates you.</font>

78
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<font color="#ffff00">Do you suppose he's "family"?</font>

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Oh, God.

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It's so tricky to tell now.

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I thought Graham Norton was straight.

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<font color="#ffff00">Well, my dear Stuart,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I will work it out.</font>

83
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<font color="#ffff00">After all, I did spend a year</font>
<font color="#ffff00">playing the detective in</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The Mousetrap.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, </font><font color="#ffffff"> please!</font>

85
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Our postman's been in
The Mousetrap.

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(DOORBELL)

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This is complete lunacy!

88
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<font color="#ffff00">It's like Victoria Station!</font>

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Who's there?!
<font color="#00ff00">It's </font><font color="#00ff00"> Violet, </font><font color="#00ff00"> darling.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">I came as soon as I heard.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Poor </font><font color="#00ff00"> Clive. </font><font color="#ffffff"> Yes, it's been</font>
a great shock, as you can imagine.

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<font color="#ffff00">We're absolutely devastated.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Now, I must ask you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Anything, </font><font color="#00ff00"> darling.</font>

94
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<font color="#ffff00">Is Leytonstone</font>
<font color="#ffff00">any better than Wigan?</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">A bit, darling.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Bollocks.</font>

96
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I was thinking perhaps we should host
a small gathering here tomorrow.

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Just our little circle.

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<font color="#00ff00">That will be lovely.</font>

99
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<font color="#00ff00">I can't believe he's gone.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Dear, sweet Clive.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Did you hear about the foot?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yes. </font><font color="#ffffff"> Unfortunate.</font>

102
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<font color="#00ff00">Oh, damn, I wanted to tell you.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Poor Freddie, you were quite close,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">back in the day.</font>

104
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, Clive was very much smitten</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with me, that is true.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Obsessed, really.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I was young, handsome, famous.</font>

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You were barely one of those things.

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<font color="#00ff00">I'm just going to use the loo</font>
<font color="#00ff00">before I go out.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">There has to be somebody</font>
<font color="#00ff00">who hasn't heard about that foot.</font>

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Oh! He's still in there!
<font color="#00ff00">Who's </font><font color="#00ff00"> still </font><font color="#00ff00"> in </font><font color="#00ff00"> there?</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">The young man who came to see about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the flat upstairs. </font><font color="#ffffff"> He's </font><font color="#ffffff"> been </font><font color="#ffffff"> ages.</font>

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Go and see what's going on.
<font color="#ffff00">No, </font><font color="#ffff00"> no, </font><font color="#ffff00"> I </font><font color="#ffff00"> don't </font><font color="#ffff00"> want </font><font color="#ffff00"> to </font><font color="#ffff00"> disturb </font><font color="#ffff00"> him.</font>

113
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<font color="#ffff00">It's very rude to disturb</font>
<font color="#ffff00">attractive people.</font>

114
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Well, we can't leave him in there
all day.

115
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<font color="#00ff00">You let a complete stranger</font>
<font color="#00ff00">use your loo?</font>

116
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<font color="#00ff00">What if he comes out and rapes me?</font>

117
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<font color="#ffff00">Let's cross that bridge</font>
<font color="#ffff00">when we come to it, shall we?</font>

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Everything all right in there, Ash?

119
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, we tried.</font>

120
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<font color="#00ff00">So that's it, then?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I </font><font color="#ffffff"> don't </font><font color="#ffffff"> see </font><font color="#ffffff"> what </font><font color="#ffffff"> else </font><font color="#ffffff"> we </font><font color="#ffffff"> can </font><font color="#ffffff"> do.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">Try calling him again.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No, </font><font color="#ffffff"> you </font><font color="#ffffff"> try.</font>

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<font color="#00ff00">Somebody do something. I'm so</font>
<font color="#00ff00">frightened I'm going to be raped.</font>

123
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, for God's sake, Violet,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">nobody wants to rape you.</font>

124
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<font color="#00ff00">What an awful thing to say.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">Thanks very much.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Of </font><font color="#ffffff"> course.</font>

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Everything all right?

127
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<font color="#00ffff">Yeah, sorry. Had to make a call.</font>

128
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<font color="#ffff00">Ah. A call to your...?</font>

129
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<font color="#00ffff">Mate.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I </font><font color="#ffff00"> see.</font>

130
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<font color="#ffff00">A close mate?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I </font><font color="#00ffff"> guess.</font>

131
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<font color="#ffff00">I see.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And is this your special mate?</font>

132
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<font color="#00ffff">Er, dunno.</font>

133
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<font color="#00ffff">I should probably go and see</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that flat now.</font>

134
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<font color="#00ff00">Has anybody ever said</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you remind them of Zac Efron?</font>

135
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<font color="#00ff00">That's a person, right?</font>

136
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<font color="#00ff00">Or is it a place?</font>

137
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This is our friend Violet, Ash.

138
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<font color="#ffff00">Yes, she's our friend</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and Stuart here is my "friend".</font>

139
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<font color="#00ffff">Uh...OK.</font>

140
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<font color="#00ff00">Haven't I seen you in my yoga class?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I go to yoga. I'm great fun.</font>

141
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<font color="#00ffff">I don't think so.</font>

142
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<font color="#00ff00">Well, I'm certain I know you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Have you ever been to Zac Efron?</font>

143
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm covered either way now.</font>

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<font color="#00ffff">I should probably go.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">It was nice meeting you all.</font>

145
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<font color="#ffff00">And good luck with the flat.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I do hope we become neighbours.</font>

146
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<font color="#ffff00">And you can bring round here</font>
<font color="#ffff00">anybody you like.</font>

147
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<font color="#ffff00">Boys, girls, whichever you prefer.</font>

148
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<font color="#00ffff">Thanks.</font>

149
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Nicely done, Miss Marple (!)

150
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I only hope his flesh didn't rot off
where you touched him.

151
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<font color="#ffff00">I'm surprised you could see it</font>

152
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<font color="#ffff00">through the milky film</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that coats your cataracts.</font>

153
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(SOBS) I'm going to make
another pot of tea.

154
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<font color="#ffff00">I never know when I'm going too far,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">but I'm always so glad when I do.</font>

155
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<font color="#ffff00">Your mother looked well for someone</font>
<font color="#ffff00">who doesn't have a heartbeat.</font>

156
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She always rallies for a funeral.

157
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Do you know, Freddie,
as grotesque a thought as it is,

158
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you might have been the love of
Clive's life.

159
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<font color="#ffff00">I do believe I was.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">It's sad that it took</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the passing of a dear friend</font>

161
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<font color="#ffff00">to make me realise how special I am.</font>

162
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Are you wearing mascara?

163
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<font color="#ffff00">No.</font>

164
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Well, I must prepare for our guests.
I want everything to be perfect.

165
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I bought two sandwiches that
I can cut up into sixteenths.

166
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That should do it.

167
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(DOORBELL)
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, that </font><font color="#ffff00"> is </font><font color="#ffff00"> it!</font>

168
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<font color="#ffff00">We are disconnecting this bell!</font>

169
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, hello.</font>

170
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<font color="#ffff00">It's Ash!</font>

171
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<font color="#ffff00">You'll tell me if</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm ever pronouncing that wrong.</font>

172
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<font color="#00ffff">I hope I'm not bothering you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Bothering </font><font color="#ffff00"> us?</font>

173
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<font color="#ffff00">We should give you a key.</font>

174
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<font color="#00ffff">I was just stopping by to let you</font>
<font color="#00ffff">know I got the upstairs flat.</font>

175
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, goody!</font>

176
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<font color="#00ffff">In fact, I'm moving in today.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, </font><font color="#ffff00"> marvelous.</font>

177
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<font color="#ffff00">Stuart, my friend,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">will be so pleased.</font>

178
00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,560
<font color="#ffff00">You remember him?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Shrunken, old gnome?</font>

179
00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,000
<font color="#00ffff">Great.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I love spending time with OAPs.</font>

180
00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:55,800
<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm not one. He is. Not me.</font>

181
00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,600
<font color="#ffff00">Sometimes I pretend to be, in order</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to get concessions at the cinema,</font>

182
00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,640
<font color="#ffff00">but they don't usually believe me.</font>

183
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,040
<font color="#ffff00">Would you excuse me a moment?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And do not look at my awards</font>

184
00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:10,000
<font color="#ffff00">while I'm in the other room.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'd be very embarrassed.</font>

185
00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,040
<font color="#ffff00">They're over there.</font>

186
00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:22,160
<font color="#ffff00">We're both very excited.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Freddie </font><font color="#ffffff"> tells </font><font color="#ffffff"> me </font><font color="#ffffff"> the </font><font color="#ffffff"> good </font><font color="#ffffff"> news.</font>

187
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,640
<font color="#ffff00">Close </font><font color="#ffff00"> those </font><font color="#ffff00"> curtains!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">The light! The light!</font>

188
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,280
Freddie tells me the good news!

189
00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:34,480
You must join us for tea.
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks.</font>

190
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,920
<font color="#00ffff">So, you never use the huge window?</font>

191
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:42,640
No. <font color="#ffff00">We also don't go around pulling</font>
<font color="#ffff00">cords in other people's flats.</font>

192
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:46,800
<font color="#ffff00">Go on. We're done with you for now.</font>

193
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,360
<font color="#ffff00">Clive was smitten with me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that entire summer.</font>

194
00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:10,360
<font color="#ffff00">We had magical weather,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">it only rained 60 days.</font>

195
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:16,640
<font color="#ffff00">I was on tour with erm...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Shakespeare, I believe.</font>

196
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:19,480
That's right,
the two of you were old school chums.

197
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:23,680
<font color="#ffff00">You must forgive Stuart.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">He was never loved as a child.</font>

198
00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:25,720
<font color="#ffff00">Or as an adult.</font>

199
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,200
Egg and cress sandwich, Mason?

200
00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,040
<font color="#00ffff">Is that what that is?</font>

201
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,880
<font color="#00ffff">I thought it was a crumb</font>
<font color="#00ffff">surrounded by a toothpick.</font>

202
00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:38,200
Perhaps you'd like some of what
you brought?

203
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:40,480
I could always cut you a slice of
nothing.

204
00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,320
Penelope?

205
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,400
Penelope?
<font color="#00ff00">One more time, darling.</font>

206
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,640
Penelope?!
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, </font><font color="#00ffff"> I'm </font><font color="#00ffff"> sorry. </font><font color="#00ffff"> I </font><font color="#00ffff"> was </font><font color="#00ffff"> sleeping.</font>

207
00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,800
<font color="#ffff00">Sleeping? Your eyes were wide open.</font>

208
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,840
<font color="#00ffff">Oh. That's troubling.</font>

209
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,560
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, I'm going to miss Clive.</font>

210
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:07,040
<font color="#00ff00">I do believe you broke his heart,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Freddie.</font>

211
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,080
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

212
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,320
<font color="#ffff00">I still have some of the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">old letters that Clive wrote to me.</font>

213
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:15,320
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I have some of my old letters</font>
<font color="#00ffff">that were written to me...</font>

214
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,480
<font color="#ffff00">We're not talking about your life</font>
<font color="#ffff00">now!</font>

215
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:21,440
I always thought
Clive was so dashing.

216
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:26,480
Every young man wanted to be seen on
the arm of Clive St. Claire,

217
00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,120
the most eligible bachelor in London.

218
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:33,440
<font color="#00ffff">I seem to remember a wife.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Wasn't there a wife at some point?</font>

219
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:37,680
Oh, that was ages ago,
and it was only for 19 years.

220
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,960
No, Clive was a true man's man.

221
00:12:42,760 --> 00:12:44,760
Independent, free as a bird.

222
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,000
<font color="#00ffff">And children.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Weren't there children?</font>

223
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,960
Yes, six.

224
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,800
Are you through interrupting
or shall I hand you a microphone?

225
00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,880
(DOORBELL)
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, </font><font color="#00ffff"> what's </font><font color="#00ffff"> happening? </font><font color="#00ffff"> What </font><font color="#00ffff"> is </font><font color="#00ffff"> that?</font>

226
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,480
That must be our new neighbour.

227
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:03,520
<font color="#00ff00">The boy from the toilet?</font>

228
00:13:04,960 --> 00:13:07,480
<font color="#00ff00">The one who was flirting with me</font>
<font color="#00ff00">shamelessly?</font>

229
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,240
<font color="#ffff00">No, this is a person who exists.</font>

230
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,320
<font color="#00ff00">Did you find out if he's...?</font>

231
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,360
<font color="#ffff00">No, he's being very cagey.</font>

232
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,080
Hi.
<font color="#00ffff">I hope you like cakes.</font>

233
00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,320
Oh, look, somebody brought something.

234
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:25,920
<font color="#ffff00">You must meet our friends.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">This is Penelope and that is Mason.</font>

235
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,360
And you remember our friend Violet.

236
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,400
<font color="#00ff00">From Zac Efron, remember?</font>

237
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:36,200
<font color="#00ffff">You're all dressed in black.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Is...is everything all right?</font>

238
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:40,240
Oh, didn't we tell you?
This is more of a tea/wake.

239
00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:43,360
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I'm sorry. Who died?</font>

240
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,680
<font color="#ffff00">A good friend of mine.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">He was very dear to all of us.</font>

241
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,920
Can I get anybody another sandwich?

242
00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,960
<font color="#00ffff">Yes, I'd like ten more, please.</font>

243
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
<font color="#00ffff">I'm hoping to smush them all</font>
<font color="#00ffff">together to create a bite.</font>

244
00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:58,040
<font color="#00ffff">Were you good friends?</font>

245
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,080
<font color="#ffff00">We were, a long time ago.</font>

246
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:05,680
<font color="#ffff00">Do you know, why don't I read out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">one of Clive's old letters?</font>

247
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,240
<font color="#ffff00">Wouldn't </font><font color="#ffff00"> that </font><font color="#ffff00"> be </font><font color="#ffff00"> lovely? </font><font color="#ffffff"> Not</font>
unless you read it in another room.

248
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,840
<font color="#00ff00">Ash, would you prefer</font>
<font color="#00ff00">to sit on my lap?</font>

249
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,640
<font color="#00ff00">I have very strong bones.</font>

250
00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:20,240
<font color="#ffff00">Ah, here's one</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that hasn't been opened.</font>

251
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,760
<font color="#ffff00">"My one and only...</font>

252
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,400
<font color="#ffff00">I can't imagine my life without you.</font>

253
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400
<font color="#ffff00">What a kind, generous man you are.</font>

254
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,840
<font color="#ffff00">If I only knew you felt the same,</font>

255
00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:38,680
<font color="#ffff00">I would leave everything behind</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to start a new with you.</font>

256
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,680
<font color="#ffff00">Just say yes.</font>

257
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,720
<font color="#ffff00">Always, Clive."</font>

258
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,760
<font color="#00ffff">He really loved you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">No, he didn't.</font>

259
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:50,640
<font color="#ffff00">What are you talking about? And you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">have lipstick all over your teeth.</font>

260
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:53,880
<font color="#00ff00">Look at the envelope.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">It's addressed to Stuart! </font><font color="#ffff00"> Stuart?!</font>

261
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,880
My God!

262
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,040
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, I dozed off again.</font>

263
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,040
<font color="#00ffff">What did I miss?</font>

264
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,680
<font color="#ffff00">That is preposterous! Why would</font>
<font color="#ffff00">he have been interested in Stuart?</font>

265
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:15,720
He says it right here! Because I was
kind and generous and handsome!

266
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,760
<font color="#ffff00">It says kind and generous.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You added handsome!</font>

267
00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:23,160
I don't understand.
I never even received this letter.

268
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,640
<font color="#ffff00">It must have got mixed in with all</font>
<font color="#ffff00">my fan mail.</font>

269
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,680
You have one fan.

270
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,680
<font color="#ffff00">Who writes a lot of letters!</font>

271
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:35,200
<font color="#00ffff">Well, it doesn't matter now anyway.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">That was 50 years ago.</font>

272
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:39,520
I could have had
a completely different life
if I'd seen the letter.

273
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,960
Not this hell
I've been trapped in!

274
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,040
<font color="#ffff00">You've been in hell?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I've provided you with everything</font>

275
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,240
<font color="#ffff00">you could ever want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">since the moment we met.</font>

276
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:50,480
<font color="#ffff00">You were pulling pints in a pub!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I </font><font color="#ffffff"> was </font><font color="#ffffff"> the </font><font color="#ffffff"> manager!</font>

277
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:55,280
And I was going to be a model.
<font color="#ffff00">You were never going to be a model!</font>

278
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,920
No. Not with you sucking the life
out of me!

279
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:02,360
I aged five years just sharing
a taxi with you that night!

280
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,920
<font color="#ffff00">Is that why you look a thousand?</font>

281
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,280
<font color="#ffff00">You're practically melting</font>
<font color="#ffff00">onto the rug!</font>

282
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,400
Ouch!
<font color="#00ffff">Should I go?</font>

283
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,120
<font color="#ffff00">Why? Don't be ridiculous.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Of </font><font color="#ffffff"> course </font><font color="#ffffff"> not.</font>

284
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,160
<font color="#00ff00">It's all right, darling. Sit.</font>

285
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,760
<font color="#00ffff">Um...your hand is really high up</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on my thigh.</font>

286
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,560
<font color="#00ff00">Is it?</font>

287
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,720
<font color="#00ffff">Well, I don't see</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what the problem is.</font>

288
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,360
<font color="#00ffff">It's not as if Clive</font>
<font color="#00ffff">was any great prize.</font>

289
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,800
<font color="#00ffff">He had children, he was married.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Wasn't </font><font color="#00ff00"> there </font><font color="#00ff00"> a </font><font color="#00ff00"> second </font><font color="#00ff00"> wife, </font><font color="#00ff00"> too?</font>

290
00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,840
Ash, why don't you pour yourself
a cup of tea

291
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,680
instead of sitting there
like a statue. <font color="#00ffff">I'm </font><font color="#00ffff"> sorry.</font>

292
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:46,440
<font color="#00ffff">I'm not quite sure how to behave.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Have </font><font color="#ffff00"> you </font><font color="#ffff00"> never </font><font color="#ffff00"> been </font><font color="#ffff00"> a </font><font color="#ffff00"> guest </font><font color="#ffff00"> before?</font>

293
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,000
<font color="#ffff00">You must engage in the conversation.</font>

294
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,040
<font color="#00ff00">Maybe he's shy.</font>

295
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,240
<font color="#00ff00">Are you shy, darling, is that it?</font>

296
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,280
<font color="#00ff00">Because you are behaving oddly.</font>

297
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,480
<font color="#00ffff">It's </font><font color="#00ffff"> empty. </font><font color="#ffffff"> There's a fresh pot</font>
in the kitchen, I'll get it.

298
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,520
<font color="#00ffff">No, I'll get it.</font>

299
00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,800
<font color="#ffff00">Is it something we're doing?</font>

300
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,080
<font color="#ffff00">Is it us?</font>
<font color="#00ff00">No, </font><font color="#00ff00"> it's </font><font color="#00ff00"> definitely </font><font color="#00ff00"> him.</font>

301
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,200
<font color="#00ffff">They have no manners nowadays.</font>

302
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,120
Exactly. Interact. Ask questions.

303
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:20,360
<font color="#00ff00">Well, Chinese people are very quiet.</font>

304
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,760
He's not Chinese!

305
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,480
<font color="#00ffff">I think there's something wrong</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with your dog.</font>

306
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:31,640
<font color="#ffff00">Balthazar? </font><font color="#ffffff"> Why? What's he doing?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He's </font><font color="#00ffff"> just </font><font color="#00ffff"> lying </font><font color="#00ffff"> there.</font>

307
00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,400
<font color="#00ffff">I think he's unconscious.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, </font><font color="#ffffff"> no, </font><font color="#ffffff"> he's </font><font color="#ffffff"> only </font><font color="#ffffff"> sleeping.</font>

308
00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,440
<font color="#00ffff">I stepped on him and he didn't move.</font>

309
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,480
<font color="#ffff00">He's 20, you see.</font>

310
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,760
<font color="#00ffff">And yet still younger than</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the biscuits.</font>

311
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,440
<font color="#00ffff">I didn't think dogs lived that long.</font>

312
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,720
<font color="#00ff00">He's more of a doorstopper</font>
<font color="#00ff00">at this point.</font>

313
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,440
<font color="#00ff00">You see,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">you would never have had Balthazar</font>

314
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,080
<font color="#00ff00">had you been with Clive</font>
<font color="#00ff00">instead of Freddie.</font>

315
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,720
<font color="#00ff00">Or...any of the others.</font>

316
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:05,000
<font color="#00ffff">That's a lot of dogs. </font><font color="#ffff00"> We went</font>
<font color="#ffff00">through several very quickly.</font>

317
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,040
<font color="#ffff00">This used to be a bus route.</font>

318
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,160
I just wish I could've had
the chance to have known

319
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,160
what that life could have been.

320
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,440
<font color="#ffff00">Do you really think you would</font>
<font color="#ffff00">have had a better life without me?</font>

321
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,920
Yes! I could have been happy
and successful,

322
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,960
instead of being stuck with you
in this penitentiary.

323
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,640
<font color="#ffff00">Do you think I've been happy?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">With you simpering around this flat,</font>

324
00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,120
<font color="#ffff00">pouring your blandness onto every</font>
<font color="#ffff00">surface.</font>

325
00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:32,000
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know what would be</font>
<font color="#ffff00">preferable at this point,</font>

326
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,520
<font color="#ffff00">if you woke up dead or I did!</font>

327
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,560
I know which I'd prefer!

328
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,920
<font color="#ffff00">I'll tell you what</font>
<font color="#ffff00">would've happened to you.</font>

329
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,200
<font color="#ffff00">You would've ended up the same</font>
<font color="#ffff00">worthless prat you are today!</font>

330
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,240
Your accent just came out!

331
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:48,880
Hey! His accent just came out!
You all heard it!

332
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:54,080
<font color="#ffff00">It most certainly didn't! And</font>
<font color="#ffff00">at least I'm not from Leytonstone!</font>

333
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,840
Wigan's worse!
<font color="#00ffff">I'm </font><font color="#00ffff"> from </font><font color="#00ffff"> Wigan!</font>

334
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,320
<font color="#00ff00">This is not the time to contribute,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">darling.</font>

335
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,200
What exactly have you done
with your life?

336
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:05,000
Bit parts in rep
and one episode of Dr Who?

337
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,760
What an illustrious career
to look back on (!)

338
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:10,320
<font color="#ffff00">At least I've had a career.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">And I'm still at it.</font>

339
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:13,760
<font color="#ffff00">I'm still working! You've had</font>
<font color="#ffff00">nothing. You've done nothing!</font>

340
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,280
(SOBS) I think I hear the dog.

341
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,560
(WAILS)

342
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,480
<font color="#00ffff">Is this over yet then, Freddie?</font>

343
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,600
<font color="#ffff00">No. It is not.</font>

344
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,640
<font color="#00ff00">Clive would have loved this.</font>

345
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,240
<font color="#00ff00">I think. I'm not sure, really.</font>

346
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:36,240
<font color="#00ff00">What actually is this?</font>

347
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,520
<font color="#ffff00">I also killed a prostitute on</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Coronation Street.</font>

348
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:46,320
<font color="#ffff00">Among others.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Other </font><font color="#00ff00"> prostitutes?</font>

349
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,480
<font color="#ffff00">Other shows.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You're becoming very annoying.</font>

350
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
<font color="#00ffff">Is he going to be all right?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart? </font><font color="#ffff00"> Of </font><font color="#ffff00"> course.</font>

351
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,920
<font color="#ffff00">You know what it can be like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">with certain "friends".</font>

352
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,360
<font color="#00ffff">I guess. </font><font color="#00ff00"> Do you have</font>
<font color="#00ff00">a very close friend, Ash?</font>

353
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,400
<font color="#00ffff">Not now, no.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I </font><font color="#ffff00"> see.</font>

354
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:06,360
<font color="#ffff00">But in the past, you have been in a</font>
<font color="#ffff00">relationship with another...person?</font>

355
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,440
<font color="#00ffff">I have. But I've never been in love.</font>

356
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,160
<font color="#ffff00">Ah. You're young.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">You'll meet that special someone.</font>

357
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,200
<font color="#00ffff">I suppose.</font>

358
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,240
<font color="#00ffff">I should really go.</font>

359
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,880
<font color="#00ffff">Please tell Stuart I said thank you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Of </font><font color="#ffff00"> course.</font>

360
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,920
<font color="#ffff00">And I hope you've had fun.</font>

361
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:26,160
<font color="#ffff00">And maybe learned a little bit about</font>
<font color="#ffff00">social graces as well.</font>

362
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:30,000
<font color="#00ff00">Has he been here this whole time?</font>

363
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,880
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, and by the way...I'm straight.</font>

364
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,760
<font color="#ffff00">Well, that came out of nowhere.</font>

365
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,240
<font color="#ffff00">You're up late.</font>

366
00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,760
<font color="#ffff00">I was just going to pour myself</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a drink.</font>

367
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,840
<font color="#ffff00">Care for one?</font>

368
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,040
<font color="#ffff00">Fine, don't answer. I prefer it.</font>

369
00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:07,480
You behaved abominably today!

370
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,520
<font color="#ffff00">She speaks!</font>

371
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,200
<font color="#ffff00">Don't let's do this now.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'm so tired.</font>

372
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,320
<font color="#ffff00">Entertaining is exhausting.</font>

373
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,760
I suppose I'm not tired because
I do nothing. I did nothing.

374
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,960
I am nothing.

375
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,440
<font color="#ffff00">You're still going on about that?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Will you forget about it, please?</font>

376
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,480
I can never forget it.

377
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:33,040
You said some very hurtful things
which you can never take back.

378
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,760
I don't see how
we can ever get over this.

379
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,000
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart, I'm sorry.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, </font><font color="#ffffff"> that's </font><font color="#ffffff"> all </font><font color="#ffffff"> right.</font>

380
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,000
(PHONE RINGS)
Oh, what on earth?!

381
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,000
<font color="#ffff00">Is that someone calling?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">This lunacy!</font>

382
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,840
Hello?

383
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:54,880
Oh, hello, Mother.

384
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,880
Yes, I'm still awake.

385
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:00,880
I'm here with my...flatmate.

386
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,400
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, for Christ's sake, Stuart.</font>

387
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,440
He says, "Hello, Mrs Bixby."

388
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,560
Oh, my God.

389
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,080
Oh, how dreadful!

390
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,280
When?

391
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320
Poor Oliver!

392
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,840
Another one.
<font color="#ffff00">Shit!</font>

393
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,160
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