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Hello?

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Mother? I can barely hear you.

3
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I'm so sorry. We're having
frightful problems with our phone.

4
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I've no idea when it'll be fixed.

5
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But I'll call you the second it is.

6
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<font color="#ffff00">(PHONE RINGS)</font>

7
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I said, I can't hear you!

8
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Oh. Violet. Hello.

9
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No, of course I can hear you.

10
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Yes. Come right over.

11
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<font color="#ffff00">(PHONE RINGS)</font>

12
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Yes, Violet? What is it?
Mother!

13
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I said, the phone is broken!

14
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Christ!

15
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<font color="#ffff00">Every morning I wake up to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">some new abomination with my body.</font>

16
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<font color="#ffff00">All my toes are now sticking out</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in different directions.</font>

17
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<font color="#ffff00">It's like someone yelled 'Fire!'</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a crowded theatre.</font>

18
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Yes, your back was cracking so much
last night, I thought you were
making popcorn in bed.

19
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<font color="#ffff00">That's because I have to contort</font>
<font color="#ffff00">myself into ridiculous positions</font>

20
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<font color="#ffff00">to get as far away from you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">as possible!</font>

21
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Oh! Believe me, I don't want you
anywhere near me either.

22
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It takes all my willpower every night
not to roll you onto the floor.

23
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<font color="#ffff00">My entire body is creaking.</font>

24
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<font color="#ffff00">I sound like a haunted house.</font>

25
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<font color="#ffff00">When did this happen to us?</font>

26
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Us?!

27
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I feel perfectly spry.
I've never felt younger.

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In fact, I was thinking
of going running today.

29
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<font color="#ffff00">Good. Just so long as you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">keep going in the one direction (!)</font>

30
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<font color="#ffff00">At least I still have my looks.</font>

31
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You haven't held onto them
nearly as well as I have.

32
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But, of course, everybody knows that.
<font color="#ffff00">Bollocks!</font>

33
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<font color="#ffff00">You look like a rotting pumpkin!</font>

34
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(DOORBELL)

35
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<font color="#ffff00">How could anyone find you</font>
<font color="#ffff00">more attractive than me?</font>

36
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I don't know. But they do.

37
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Hello, Violet.

38
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<font color="#ffff00">Vi? Who's better looking?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart or me?</font>

39
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Just tell the truth.
Nobody's going to be mad at you.

40
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<font color="#00ffff">Well, I don't know.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">You're both so handsome.</font>

41
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<font color="#ffff00">Yes. But if someone put a gun</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to your head and you had to pick?</font>

42
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<font color="#ffff00">Who would it be? </font><font color="#00ffff"> Is someone</font>
<font color="#00ffff">going to put a gun to my head?</font>

43
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Just pick, Violet.
<font color="#00ffff">I'd rather not.</font>

44
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<font color="#ffff00">She's afraid to say.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's clear that it's me.</font>

45
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Half your face is in your lap.
It can't be you.

46
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Just pick one of us. <font color="#00ffff">This is</font>
<font color="#00ffff">making my stomach very upset. </font><font color="#ffffff"> Oh!</font>

47
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Never mind.
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>

48
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<font color="#00ffff">You know...</font>

49
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<font color="#00ffff">I was coming here</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to share some good news.</font>

50
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<font color="#00ffff">But sometimes, I get the feeling...</font>

51
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<font color="#00ffff">you don't even care</font>
<font color="#00ffff">what's going on in my life.</font>

52
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<font color="#ffff00">Vi! You know that's not true.</font>

53
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Of course we care.

54
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What's the good news?

55
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<font color="#00ffff">You really want to know? </font><font color="#ffff00"> Don't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">make us drag it out of you, dear.</font>

56
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<font color="#ffff00">Tell us or don't.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We only care so much.</font>

57
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<font color="#00ffff">I'm in love.</font>

58
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That's marvellous.
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. We can't wait to meet him.</font>

59
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<font color="#00ffff">Neither can I.</font>

60
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You've not met him yet?

61
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<font color="#00ffff">Only online.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">But we've been e-mailing for weeks.</font>

62
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<font color="#00ffff">And now I'm finally ready</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to go to Argentina.</font>

63
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He lives in Argentina?!

64
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<font color="#00ffff">That's why I've been</font>
<font color="#00ffff">learning Spanish.</font>

65
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<font color="#00ffff">And hopefully,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he's been learning English.</font>

66
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<font color="#ffff00">Do you recall when you asked us why</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you've had 500 failed relationships?</font>

67
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<font color="#ffff00">It's because of this crap!</font>

68
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I don't understand, Violet.
You're always travelling the globe

69
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to meet these strange men.

70
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Why can't you ever find anybody
at home to mistreat you?

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<font color="#00ffff">Believe me, I've tried.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">(DOORBELL)</font>

72
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<font color="#00ffff">Just promise you're not going</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to judge me. </font><font color="#ffffff"> All right. I promise.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">I'm going to, though.</font>

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Ah, Ash!
<font color="#00ff00">Is this an OK time?</font>

75
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Of course. Come in.

76
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You remember our friend Violet?
<font color="#00ff00">Hi.</font>

77
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<font color="#00ffff">Just so you know, Ash,</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm no longer available.</font>

78
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<font color="#00ffff">I have a lover.</font>

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<font color="#ffff00">You have an e-male (!)</font>

80
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<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Ash. What can we do for you?</font>

81
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<font color="#00ff00">I just got a new job.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">ALL: Oh!</font>

82
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<font color="#00ff00">Handing out flyers at a nightclub.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">And I wanted to invite you guys.</font>

83
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A club?!

84
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Oh, I don't think so.

85
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The last time I went clubbing,

86
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Grace Jones punched me
for stepping on her pet snake.

87
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<font color="#ffff00">Why don't you ask us again</font>
<font color="#ffff00">in a few months,</font>

88
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<font color="#ffff00">when we've had proper time</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to prepare ourselves?</font>

89
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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah. The thing is,</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I get paid by the head.</font>

90
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<font color="#ffff00">He gets paid to give head?</font>

91
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He gets paid for the amount of people
he brings into the club.

92
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<font color="#ffff00">Ah.</font>

93
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<font color="#ffff00">Less interesting.</font>

94
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<font color="#00ff00">You'd be helping me tons.</font>

95
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Well, if it would help you, we'll go.

96
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<font color="#00ff00">Great.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Besides...</font>

97
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I used to get
my fair share of attention.

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Turned a few heads.

99
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<font color="#ffff00">And stomachs (!)</font>

100
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<font color="#00ffff">I can't go, Ash. Because I'll be</font>
<font color="#00ffff">with Ignacio in Argentina.</font>

101
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<font color="#00ffff">Please stop looking so jealous.</font>

102
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, perhaps you should</font>
<font color="#ffff00">be going now, dear.</font>

103
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<font color="#ffff00">We have to start</font>
<font color="#ffff00">planning our outfits.</font>

104
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<font color="#ffff00">So...bon voyage.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Oh, all right.</font>

105
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Good luck, Violet. <font color="#00ffff">I'll call.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm going to miss you both very -</font>

106
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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, this is lovely!</font>

107
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<font color="#00ffff">Why are we here again?</font>

108
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<font color="#00ff00">We're going out to a club.</font>

109
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<font color="#00ffff">Oh, of course.</font>

110
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<font color="#00ffff">This isn't the club, though.</font>

111
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<font color="#00ff00">No, dear, it's not.</font>

112
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This is going to be such fun!

113
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When was the last time
we all went out?

114
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<font color="#00ff00">I can't remember, because</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I still don't have a drink (!)</font>

115
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(SIGHS) We almost
didn't invite you, Mason.

116
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But I said, 'Oh, let's, do.'

117
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'He's got no-one.'

118
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<font color="#00ffff">I'm so excited.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Thanks for including me.</font>

119
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You're welcome, Penelope.
<font color="#00ffff">Is the music a bit too loud?</font>

120
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We're not there yet, dear.

121
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<font color="#00ffff">Of course we're not.</font>

122
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<font color="#ffff00">Hello, everyone.</font>

123
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<font color="#ffff00">Is this too much or not enough?</font>

124
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I think we're going to need
another option.

125
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Something with the word
hideous in it (!)

126
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, don't you look smart?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I see you're wearing an extra chin</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for the occasion.</font>

127
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<font color="#00ff00">I'm not sure that's quite the style</font>
<font color="#00ff00">any more, Freddie.</font>

128
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<font color="#ffff00">And I'm not sure why you're here.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">(DOORBELL)</font>

129
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<font color="#00ffff">Do I look all right?</font>

130
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<font color="#ffff00">Not really.</font>

131
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<font color="#00ff00">Hey.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hello, Ash.</font>

132
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We're all ready. <font color="#ffff00">These are proper</font>
<font color="#ffff00">club clothes, are they not, Ash?</font>

133
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<font color="#00ff00">I think you look...</font>

134
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<font color="#00ff00">kind of... Yeah.</font>

135
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<font color="#ffff00">Thank you.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">All of you look...</font>

136
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<font color="#00ff00">Yeah.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Wonderful!</font>

137
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Well, shall we go?
<font color="#00ffff">Yes. It's so exciting.</font>

138
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">What?</font>

139
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<font color="#ffff00">Last time I wore this, a young man</font>
<font color="#ffff00">gave me his telephone number.</font>

140
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Oh.
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe I should give him a call.</font>

141
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You realise
he'll be at least 60 by now?

142
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<font color="#ffff00">Oh, shit!</font>

143
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Right. I'll just get you guys a
table, then I've got to get to work.

144
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<font color="#00ff00">What is it you do here?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">I stand out front in a tight</font>
T-shirt and beg people to come in.

145
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It's not something
just anybody can do.

146
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<font color="#00ff00">Are you sure (?)</font>

147
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<font color="#ffff00">Look.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">There's somebody older than us.</font>

148
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It's a mirror.

149
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<font color="#ffff00">Bollocks!</font>

150
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Right. I've got to get to work.

151
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I've got a good spot out front.
I need to get there before
the crack corps take it over.

152
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<font color="#00ff00">What kind of a club is it, anyway?</font>

153
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<font color="#00ff00">I see boys and girls</font>
<font color="#00ff00">and boys and boys.</font>

154
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<font color="#00ff00">And girls and girls.</font>

155
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<font color="#ffff00">I have no idea.</font>

156
00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:08,160
<font color="#ffff00">Ever since they came out with</font>
<font color="#ffff00">lesbians who aren't plain</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and misshapen, I've been confused.</font>

157
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Well, I don't care for how
higgledy-piggledy it all is now.

158
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Although, it is lovely they don't
herd us into police vans

159
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and throw us into prison any more.

160
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,600
<font color="#00ff00">Look, Stuart. That young woman</font>
<font color="#00ff00">is heading your way.</font>

161
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Oh! Well, it's nice after all these
years to see that I still have it.

162
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<font color="#00ff00">Hi. I'm Emma. What's your name?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">He only likes dick.</font>

163
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Penelope! You'll have to excuse her.
She's insane.

164
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I'm Stuart. <font color="#00ff00">Hi, Stuart.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Can I ask you a question?</font>

165
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Of course. <font color="#00ff00">I think your friend is</font>
<font color="#00ff00">really hot. Can you introduce me?</font>

166
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<font color="#ffff00">You needn't ask him, my dear.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">My name is Freddie.</font>

167
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<font color="#ffff00">And it's a pleasure to meet you.</font>

168
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<font color="#00ff00">I meant the other friend.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Not this thing?!</font>

169
00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:08,480
<font color="#00ff00">Oh, that's right, I forgot.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I'm sitting next to George Clooney.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">What an honour (!)</font>

170
00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,240
I think she was talking about Ash.

171
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<font color="#00ffff">It's really bloody cold out there.</font>

172
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:17,560
<font color="#ffff00">And raining.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Yeah. How did you know?</font>

173
00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,960
Ash? This is Emma.

174
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<font color="#00ffff">Hi.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Hey.</font>

175
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:28,240
Perhaps you can both settle on a date
to get to know each other better.

176
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:31,920
Or now will be fine.

177
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<font color="#ffff00">I can't believe this.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nobody's even looking at us.</font>

178
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I know.
It's like we're both invisible.

179
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<font color="#ffff00">Well, at least we've got each other.</font>

180
00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,760
<font color="#ffff00">Let's just stick together</font>
<font color="#ffff00">the whole evening.</font>

181
00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,800
<font color="#00ffff">Do you wanna get a drink?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">God, yes!</font>

182
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,200
<font color="#00ff00">Well...it looks like</font>
<font color="#00ff00">just one of you is invisible.</font>

183
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<font color="#00ffff">When did you change the furniture</font>
<font color="#00ffff">in this room?</font>

184
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,240
<font color="#00ffff">I love it.</font>

185
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,840
Please get her out of here.

186
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,360
<font color="#ffff00">Morning!</font>

187
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,400
<font color="#ffff00">You left early last night.</font>

188
00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:22,560
<font color="#ffff00">I only noticed because someone said,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">'Look - Grandpa's leaving.'</font>

189
00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:26,120
Oh, yes. Thank you for that (!)

190
00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:28,960
<font color="#ffff00">Good morning, Balthazar.</font>

191
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, look. His one eye is open.</font>

192
00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:38,160
Well, I hope he's not using it to
look at me, considering I'm
so monstrous.

193
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,640
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart, let me tell you something</font>
<font color="#ffff00">that will make you feel</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a lot better.</font>

194
00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,680
<font color="#ffff00">You were always unattractive.</font>

195
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:46,120
I don't understand.

196
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:48,280
I've always been the beautiful one.

197
00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,400
People used to think I was a girl
till I was 16.

198
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:55,640
<font color="#ffff00">Well, I had a wonderful time.</font>

199
00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:59,400
<font color="#ffff00">Good to get out. You know. Got to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">meet lots of Ash's mates, too.</font>

200
00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:01,720
(DOORBELL)
<font color="#ffff00">I'll go.</font>

201
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,520
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, and they even played</font>
<font color="#ffff00">a song by Cher.</font>

202
00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:10,560
<font color="#ffff00">Did you know that she's still alive?</font>

203
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,120
<font color="#ffff00">Hello, Ash.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It's Ash!</font>

204
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:17,040
<font color="#00ffff">Wicked time last night.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">My mates thought you were wild.</font>

205
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, Rob and Tom - good lads.</font>

206
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,480
<font color="#ffff00">Polite, considerate, well-mannered.</font>

207
00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:24,640
<font color="#00ffff">Rob feels really bad</font>
<font color="#00ffff">about puking on you.</font>

208
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:27,920
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, that's all right.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">It mostly went on Tom.</font>

209
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,240
<font color="#00ffff">Do you want to come again tonight?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Oh.</font>

210
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:33,200
<font color="#00ffff">If I hand out 1,000 flyers, I get</font>
<font color="#00ffff">two people in free before 10PM.</font>

211
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,720
<font color="#ffff00">Well, it sounds like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">they really like you there.</font>

212
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,480
<font color="#00ffff">I even get to work inside tonight.</font>
<font color="#00ffff">So, yeah.</font>

213
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,720
<font color="#00ffff">I'm kind of a big fish</font>
<font color="#00ffff">on the club scene.</font>

214
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:45,080
<font color="#00ffff">Shall we ask Stuart if</font>
<font color="#00ffff">he wants to come too? </font><font color="#ffff00"> Oh. Er...</font>

215
00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:49,880
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know. He really changes the</font>
<font color="#ffff00">whole atmosphere when he's with us.</font>

216
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,920
<font color="#ffff00">We all click so well together.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We should probably keep it</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to our little group.</font>

217
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,280
Hello, Ash.

218
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,880
<font color="#00ffff">You left early last night?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Did you have a good time?</font>

219
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:06,800
Do you mean, did I enjoy blending in
with the wallpaper? No, I did not.

220
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:10,480
<font color="#ffff00">See? I told you.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">We don't want to be around that.</font>

221
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:16,000
What are you whispering about?
<font color="#00ffff">I was just seeing if you guys wanted</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to come again tonight.</font>

222
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,280
<font color="#ffff00">I thought we decided we weren't</font>
<font color="#ffff00">going to ask him.</font>

223
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,080
No! Thank you.

224
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:23,440
<font color="#ffff00">Oh. Are you sure</font>
<font color="#ffff00">you don't want to come?</font>

225
00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,960
<font color="#ffff00">Well, all right. We'll miss you.</font>

226
00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:34,880
<font color="#ffff00">Ash, please. Come and help me</font>
<font color="#ffff00">pick out something appropriate</font>
<font color="#ffff00">for this evening.</font>

227
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,960
<font color="#ffff00">People still wear feather boas,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">don't they?</font>

228
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,320
<font color="#00ffff">OK. I've got to get to work.</font>

229
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:45,280
<font color="#00ffff">I'm really busy, so you probably</font>
<font color="#00ffff">won't see me all night.</font>

230
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,200
<font color="#00ffff">Hip-hop Thursdays?</font>
<font color="#00ffff">Hip-hop Thursdays.</font>

231
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:54,960
<font color="#ffff00">So... Nobody wants to sit?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Nobody's feet are tired?</font>

232
00:13:56,680 --> 00:14:00,280
<font color="#ffff00">Mine aren't. I just wanted</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to make sure you were both OK.</font>

233
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,480
I'm so wasted. <font color="#00ff00">Me, too.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">I went to Brian's for a pre-lash.</font>

234
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,680
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, I didn't do my lashes tonight.</font>

235
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,200
<font color="#ffff00">But I did put on eyeliner.</font>

236
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:11,840
Hey, do you guys wanna do
Jagerbombs?

237
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:15,440
<font color="#ffff00">Whoa! Hey.</font>

238
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,040
<font color="#ffff00">Listen, Rob.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I...I know what that is.</font>

239
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,280
<font color="#ffff00">But I feel like</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Tom probably doesn't.</font>

240
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,400
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe you should just</font>
<font color="#ffff00">explain it to him.</font>

241
00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,280
<font color="#00ff00">I know what Jagerbombs are.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Why? Don't you?</font>

242
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,400
<font color="#ffff00">What? Of course I do.</font>
<font color="#ffff00">(LAUGHS)</font>

243
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400
<font color="#ffff00">No, I'd love to smoke one.</font>

244
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,560
You're hilarious.
Oi, go get us a couple.

245
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,400
<font color="#00ff00">I don't have any money.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, me neither.</font>

246
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:42,280
<font color="#ffff00">Hey, why don't we find some</font>
<font color="#ffff00">old bloke to buy them for us?</font>

247
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:48,320
<font color="#ffff00">Right, yes.</font>

248
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,840
<font color="#ffff00">And I want change.</font>

249
00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,640
Did you just yawn?
<font color="#ffff00">Nope.</font>

250
00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,400
<font color="#ffff00">I thought you did.</font>

251
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,640
<font color="#00ffff">Freddie, I really need to go to</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the toilet. Would you hold these?</font>

252
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,800
<font color="#ffff00">Well, hurry up. I don't want anybody</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to think - </font><font color="#00ff00"> Can I have a flyer?</font>

253
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,320
<font color="#ffff00">Well, actually, I'm not...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">All right. Yes.</font>

254
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,120
<font color="#00ffff">Hip-hop Thursdays.</font>

255
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,600
<font color="#00ffff">Hip-hop Thursday.</font>

256
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,320
<font color="#00ffff">Hip-hop Thursdays.</font>

257
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,800
Would you like anything
with your tea, Penelope? <font color="#ffff00">Ooh.</font>

258
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,200
<font color="#ffff00">Ooh, a biscuit would be lovely.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">We've run out.</font>

259
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,520
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe a little cake, then?</font>
<font color="#ffff00">Or a scone?</font>

260
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,440
No, we don't have either of those.

261
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,480
<font color="#ffff00">Piece of fruit?</font>

262
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,760
<font color="#ffff00">Apple?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Sorry.</font>

263
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,480
<font color="#ffff00">Toast?</font>

264
00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:47,920
<font color="#ffff00">No, I'm fine with just the tea.</font>

265
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,520
Well, you'll let me know
if you want anything else.

266
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,880
Well, it's only my company
you'll be enjoying tonight.

267
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,920
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, is he out?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yes.</font>

268
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,960
Went clubbing again with Ash.

269
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Honestly. The whole thing
is so preposterous.

270
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:08,760
One person buys him a drink
and suddenly he's Paris Hilton.

271
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,800
<font color="#ffff00">You seem a bit upset.</font>

272
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:15,600
I'm not upset. I'm fine.

273
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,560
(TEARFULLY)
So what if nobody noticed me?

274
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,840
<font color="#ffff00">Oh! What's wrong, sweetheart?</font>

275
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,560
<font color="#ffff00">You can talk to me.</font>

276
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:27,400
Really?

277
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,920
Why not? It's just...

278
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,920
It's not fair!

279
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,000
I've always been
the better-looking one.

280
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,840
He's had his career
and I've had my looks.

281
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,160
And if I've lost them, I'm not sure
I know who I am any more.

282
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,320
Suddenly, I just feel so old.

283
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,680
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, don't say that.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">But it's true.</font>

284
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,200
What is the point of even going out,

285
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,560
of doing anything?

286
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,600
<font color="#ffff00">I've never told you this.</font>

287
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:02,120
<font color="#ffff00">But when I lost my husband</font>
<font color="#ffff00">25 years ago,</font>

288
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,480
<font color="#ffff00">I thought I'd lost myself too.</font>

289
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,080
<font color="#ffff00">I didn't know who I was without him.</font>

290
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,520
<font color="#ffff00">You see,</font>
<font color="#ffff00">I'd never been alone before.</font>

291
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,640
I never knew that.
<font color="#ffff00">But I kept living.</font>

292
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,560
<font color="#ffff00">And I found out I liked who I was.</font>

293
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,200
<font color="#ffff00">And I know who you are.</font>

294
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,880
<font color="#ffff00">You were never just your looks.</font>

295
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:24,960
<font color="#ffff00">You were always so much more.</font>

296
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,920
<font color="#ffff00">A bright, intelligent man,</font>

297
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:31,960
<font color="#ffff00">who people were drawn to</font>
<font color="#ffff00">because of who you were inside.</font>

298
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
<font color="#ffff00">I look at you...</font>

299
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,720
<font color="#ffff00">and I still see a vibrant...</font>
<font color="#ffff00">beautiful man.</font>

300
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,920
<font color="#ffff00">I always will.</font>

301
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,960
Oh, Penelope!

302
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,320
You're actually making sense.

303
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:53,280
<font color="#ffff00">So, go out. Enjoy yourself. Live!</font>

304
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,200
Do you know what? I will!

305
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,560
I'm going out right now!

306
00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,840
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, splendid.</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh! I feel so much better.</font>

307
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:03,560
I don't know what to say.

308
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,720
<font color="#ffff00">I meant every word of it, Freddie.</font>

309
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,280
I'm Stuart!

310
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,120
<font color="#ffff00">Oh...</font>

311
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:22,240
<font color="#ffff00">Thank you for a lovely time.</font>

312
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,520
Where do you wanna go next?
<font color="#00ff00">Er, dunno.</font>

313
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,680
<font color="#00ff00">Where do you wanna go next, Freddie?</font>

314
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,680
<font color="#ffff00">Next?</font>

315
00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:37,720
<font color="#ffff00">You mean after this?</font>

316
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:45,280
<font color="#ffff00">Leave this location</font>
<font color="#ffff00">and then go to another location?</font>

317
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,880
<font color="#ffff00">Tonight?</font>

318
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:52,640
<font color="#00ff00">There's a squat party in Shoreditch.</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Let's get shit-faced, yeah?</font>

319
00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:54,680
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know what any of that means.</font>

320
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,400
Are you coming?
<font color="#ffff00">Well, er...</font>

321
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,720
<font color="#ffff00">Maybe I'll er...meet you later. Yes.</font>

322
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,760
<font color="#ffff00">I'm just going to put my head down</font>
<font color="#ffff00">on the table for a few minutes.</font>

323
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,000
Is this seat taken?

324
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,880
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart?</font>

325
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,920
<font color="#ffff00">What are you doing here?</font>

326
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:19,840
Well, Penelope told me
that I was a wonderful person.

327
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,840
And that I had to embrace who I was

328
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,880
and go out and live life.

329
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,520
<font color="#ffff00">Penelope told you that?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">No. Actually, she told YOU that.</font>

330
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,400
But the point is, she was right.

331
00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,720
So what if I'm getting older...

332
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,720
and I am no longer
as attractive as I was?

333
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,000
I'm not going to let that
stop me from doing anything.

334
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,440
<font color="#ffff00">I was just thinking I want</font>
<font color="#ffff00">to sit at home until we die. </font><font color="#ffffff"> Oh!</font>

335
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,520
Why don't we stay here
for a few more minutes?

336
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,520
I quite like the music.
<font color="#ffff00">This is Kasha.</font>

337
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,560
<font color="#ffff00">I don't know how I know that.</font>

338
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,200
<font color="#ffff00">Stuart?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Yeah?</font>

339
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,800
<font color="#ffff00">You look very handsome tonight.</font>

340
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,840
Oh! Thank you.

341
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,280
<font color="#ffff00">Would you like to dance?</font>

342
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,120
I thought you'd never ask.

343
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,840
<font color="#00ffff">Stuart!</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, Ash. Hello. </font><font color="#00ffff"> You made it.</font>

344
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,520
Yes. <font color="#00ffff">This is...</font>
<font color="#00ff00">Sarah.</font>

345
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,560
Oh, nice to meet you, Sa-

346
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,600
Oh, all right, then. Erm...

347
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:43,040
There we go. You do that over there.

348
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
<font color="#ffff00">Oh, this is fun!</font>

349
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,520
<font color="#ffff00">All right. Ready?</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Oh, yes.</font>

350
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,560
<font color="#ffff00">Shall we go to bed?</font>

351
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,600
Yes.

352
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,640
Oh, wait a minute.
We've got a message.

353
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,560
<font color="#ffff00">(BLEEP)</font>
<font color="#00ffff">"Hello, boys. It's Violet."</font>

354
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,840
<font color="#00ffff">"I got to Argentina all right, but</font>
<font color="#00ffff">I'm having a bit of a problem here."</font>

355
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,040
<font color="#00ffff">"I really do need to talk</font>
<font color="#00ffff">to one of you immediately."</font>

356
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:22,800
<font color="#00ffff">"So could you please give me a call</font>
<font color="#00ffff">as soon as possible...</font>

357
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:29,120
<font color="#00ffff">at 0-0-5-4-7-7-0-0-9-0</font>

358
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:34,480
<font color="#00ffff">B-B-0-J-5-1-Q."</font>

359
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,880
<font color="#00ffff">"Please call</font>
<font color="#00ffff">the second you get this."</font>

360
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,040
<font color="#00ffff">"It's urgent."</font>

361
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,640
<font color="#00ffff">"Coming, Ignacio."</font>
<font color="#ffff00">(BLEEP)</font>

362
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,760
We'll call in the morning, then.

363
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,080
<font color="#ffff00">Yes. I'm sure she's fine.</font>

364
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:52,880
Well, it was nice they offered you
a job handing out flyers.

365
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,320
<font color="#ffff00">That was very flattering, yes.</font>

366
00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:59,040
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