1 00:00:00,763 --> 00:00:02,514 Previously on Weeds. 2 00:00:02,604 --> 00:00:03,971 Hi, I'm Craig Ex. And you are at the 3 00:00:04,058 --> 00:00:06,394 Bodhi Sativa caregivers club. 4 00:00:06,491 --> 00:00:09,106 Nancy, it's Sanjay. The bakery is on fire. 5 00:00:09,194 --> 00:00:11,579 - Oh my God! - I'm running for city council. 6 00:00:11,676 --> 00:00:13,323 I run unoppposed, this is my thing. 7 00:00:13,450 --> 00:00:17,075 You cannot become a lesbian just because you don't wanna lose weight. 8 00:00:17,469 --> 00:00:20,515 My whole life has been leading up to this, to here, to the rabbinat. 9 00:00:20,602 --> 00:00:23,923 I'm writing about what being a Jew means to me. 10 00:00:24,027 --> 00:00:24,813 Come here. 11 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,557 Did I mention I slept with a DEA agent last night? 12 00:00:27,652 --> 00:00:29,372 - I'm out. - He doesn't know! 13 00:00:29,466 --> 00:00:30,875 You've stepped in some shit 14 00:00:30,958 --> 00:00:32,742 and you're not gonna track it to my house. 15 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,023 - Hello. - Peter. 16 00:01:38,146 --> 00:01:40,131 I was wondering when I was gonna hear from you. 17 00:01:40,556 --> 00:01:43,041 You really know how to keep a guy on the edge of his seat. 18 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:43,950 Peter, um... 19 00:01:46,015 --> 00:01:48,322 I can't do this. 20 00:01:48,516 --> 00:01:51,500 I really like you but uh... 21 00:01:52,235 --> 00:01:53,780 I can't see you anymore, I'm sorry. 22 00:01:55,017 --> 00:01:58,373 I'm a widow and I'm just starting to get back on my feet. 23 00:01:58,468 --> 00:02:01,762 And I can't get involved with someone who does what you do. 24 00:02:01,867 --> 00:02:03,831 Nancy, nothing's gonna happen to me. 25 00:02:03,968 --> 00:02:05,391 You don't know that. 26 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:11,501 You deal with... drug dealers. I can't get close to you and 27 00:02:11,606 --> 00:02:13,862 lose you. I just... I couldn't... 28 00:02:14,915 --> 00:02:17,872 go through that again. I need to end this. Now. 29 00:02:17,986 --> 00:02:19,173 I've been... 30 00:02:19,266 --> 00:02:21,661 hurt too but I'm willing to 31 00:02:22,137 --> 00:02:24,090 take the risk with you. 32 00:02:24,205 --> 00:02:26,132 I have very strong feelings for you and 33 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:29,912 what I do is mostly a desk job, Nancy. 34 00:02:30,037 --> 00:02:31,983 You carry a gun. I can't. 35 00:02:32,115 --> 00:02:34,622 Please don't call me anymore. 36 00:02:34,747 --> 00:02:36,181 I'm sorry. 37 00:02:50,706 --> 00:02:53,212 - What's this? - It's for the campaign. 38 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:56,043 Family picture. Warm. Fuzzy. 39 00:02:56,316 --> 00:02:59,403 I put it on the calendar: Wednesday, early evening. 40 00:02:59,516 --> 00:03:02,053 You, me, Isabel. 41 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,471 What about Quinn? Isn't she a member of this family? 42 00:03:04,596 --> 00:03:06,912 I'm telling people she's dead. Get the sympathy vote. 43 00:03:07,038 --> 00:03:07,612 Celia! 44 00:03:07,757 --> 00:03:10,973 I'm just kidding! Gosh! Where's your sense of humor! 45 00:03:11,327 --> 00:03:12,770 I phoned Quinn. 46 00:03:13,056 --> 00:03:15,103 Offered to fly her back for the photo. 47 00:03:15,227 --> 00:03:18,602 And we both agreed it would be too hypocritical even for me. 48 00:03:18,787 --> 00:03:21,261 She sends her love to you. 49 00:03:21,745 --> 00:03:24,063 Wants to know if you'll mail her some double A batteries 50 00:03:24,217 --> 00:03:26,943 and s'more flavored poptarts. 51 00:03:27,146 --> 00:03:29,833 That fucking rat dog is giving me a migraine! 52 00:03:30,058 --> 00:03:32,212 Well, you can count me out too. 53 00:03:32,336 --> 00:03:35,262 Why? You're my husband! 54 00:03:35,377 --> 00:03:37,543 And you're local, I don't see a problem. 55 00:03:37,665 --> 00:03:39,580 Maybe I don't feel like being a hypocrit. 56 00:03:39,688 --> 00:03:42,192 Hopefully by Wednesday, you'll be back to your old self. 57 00:03:42,408 --> 00:03:44,912 You don't want me to work on your campaign. 58 00:03:45,037 --> 00:03:46,822 Why do you want me in your picture? 59 00:03:47,187 --> 00:03:49,013 'Cause your tie is gonna match my dress. 60 00:03:49,156 --> 00:03:52,620 Forget it! If I'm out of the picture, I'm out of the picture. 61 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:55,512 Fine! Fine, it'll just be me and Isabel. 62 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:57,910 You take a lousy picture anyway. 63 00:03:58,398 --> 00:04:01,442 - Have a nice day! - Oh, you too. 64 00:04:07,145 --> 00:04:08,970 I don't know why we couldn't go to Tacos Guacos. 65 00:04:09,108 --> 00:04:10,443 I was up for Tacos Guacos. 66 00:04:10,567 --> 00:04:13,333 It's too spicy and it never looks clean in there. 67 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:14,273 You're a pussy. 68 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:16,240 There are Mexican things on this menu. 69 00:04:16,345 --> 00:04:17,973 Look, they have tortilla soup. 70 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:20,853 It's a bowl of bullshit with chips scraps. 71 00:04:20,945 --> 00:04:22,382 - I hate chains. - What about In & Out? 72 00:04:22,546 --> 00:04:24,861 In & Out is independently owned by religious nuts 73 00:04:24,987 --> 00:04:27,012 that put biblical citations on the bottom of the cups. 74 00:04:27,148 --> 00:04:29,422 They don't franchise and they use fresh ingredients. 75 00:04:29,575 --> 00:04:31,183 They cook with Jesus. 76 00:04:31,307 --> 00:04:32,970 Yeah, I bet if we went to the kitchen here, 77 00:04:33,085 --> 00:04:34,640 we'd find some guy named Jesus. 78 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:35,942 You're trying to be funny? 79 00:04:36,097 --> 00:04:38,633 I am simply pointing out that most Southern California restaurants 80 00:04:38,767 --> 00:04:41,020 employ kitchen help of Latin descent. 81 00:04:41,158 --> 00:04:44,463 And a lot of you name your kids Jesus. It's a thing with you people. 82 00:04:44,587 --> 00:04:45,641 Hey, kids. 83 00:04:45,947 --> 00:04:48,462 Sorry we're late. It's Andy's fault. 84 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:49,622 Totally my fault. 85 00:04:49,736 --> 00:04:51,111 Where's Conrad? 86 00:04:51,635 --> 00:04:52,783 Yeah, I've been meaning to ask: 87 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,780 is Conrad a popular name in the African American community? 88 00:04:56,125 --> 00:04:58,153 He's the only one I ever met. 89 00:04:59,477 --> 00:05:00,662 He's not coming. 90 00:05:00,797 --> 00:05:02,472 He's out. Now... 91 00:05:02,608 --> 00:05:04,700 let me show you what I worked out. 92 00:05:04,835 --> 00:05:07,550 I've broken down everything we need to do 93 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:08,961 and I've assigned you... 94 00:05:09,107 --> 00:05:10,521 Wow! Time out. 95 00:05:10,635 --> 00:05:12,192 The black dude had our genetics. 96 00:05:12,307 --> 00:05:13,482 What happened to him? 97 00:05:13,635 --> 00:05:14,473 Conrad. 98 00:05:16,835 --> 00:05:19,730 He simply wasn't prepared to take the next step. 99 00:05:19,868 --> 00:05:20,752 Are we? 100 00:05:21,585 --> 00:05:23,982 Thanks to a little incident at the bakery... 101 00:05:24,087 --> 00:05:25,283 I did that. 102 00:05:25,427 --> 00:05:26,783 We're fully prepared, yes. 103 00:05:26,895 --> 00:05:29,430 But we don't have a plant. What do you mean "He simply wasn't prepared"? 104 00:05:29,548 --> 00:05:32,553 We don't need his plant, we'll get a new one at the Mohasky Cup. 105 00:05:32,695 --> 00:05:34,120 You got us in? 106 00:05:34,258 --> 00:05:36,513 They hold that in a super secret location. 107 00:05:36,648 --> 00:05:37,861 I'm just that good. 108 00:05:38,146 --> 00:05:40,162 It's the promised land of pot. 109 00:05:40,288 --> 00:05:42,030 The Makkah of marijuana. 110 00:05:42,315 --> 00:05:43,862 The cathedral of cannabis. 111 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,183 The kingdom of kush. 112 00:05:45,317 --> 00:05:48,313 The temple of tea. 113 00:05:48,465 --> 00:05:50,182 In show off, man! 114 00:05:50,305 --> 00:05:51,743 I'm just that good. 115 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:54,702 There are growers and venders and clones all over the place. 116 00:05:54,835 --> 00:05:55,982 I'll take Doug and Andy. 117 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:59,401 We'll pick the best one, we'll start a harvest. 118 00:05:59,555 --> 00:06:00,563 Just like that? 119 00:06:00,698 --> 00:06:02,772 If everyone does his job, yes. 120 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:05,473 Dean, you need to find a grow house. 121 00:06:05,585 --> 00:06:08,902 Sanjay, you can start researching hydroponics. 122 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,773 And you, I need you to get equipement. 123 00:06:11,876 --> 00:06:14,582 Grow lights and fans and all that. 124 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:18,023 We don't need Conrad or his plant. 125 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:21,733 We can have our own strain growing... 126 00:06:21,796 --> 00:06:22,753 next week. 127 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:24,853 This would be a whole lot easier if we had the black dude. 128 00:06:24,975 --> 00:06:27,473 Yes, well, we don't so... 129 00:06:27,598 --> 00:06:29,231 let's move on. 130 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,392 Next! 131 00:06:33,548 --> 00:06:37,101 So I wanna grow hydroponic homemade organic lettuces. 132 00:06:37,218 --> 00:06:39,030 Come on, Conrad. Cut the shit, bro. 133 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:39,742 Lettuce? 134 00:06:39,868 --> 00:06:43,312 Lettuce. You see what ** been charging for *** shit. 135 00:06:43,467 --> 00:06:46,400 Tyrell, Tyrell. There's money in there, I'm telling you. 136 00:06:46,568 --> 00:06:48,773 Fine, that's how you wanna play? 137 00:06:48,877 --> 00:06:52,390 I don't see how you could possibly make enough to cover your expencies. 138 00:06:52,505 --> 00:06:55,463 Much less make a profit using this business model. 139 00:06:55,757 --> 00:06:57,881 You ain't making lettuce or fucking lettuce. 140 00:06:58,027 --> 00:07:00,653 You're funny right now. Is this how you talk to all your customers? 141 00:07:00,746 --> 00:07:03,683 I do when I shared a bunk bed with them at the YMCA care. 142 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:05,411 And even if we didn't go way back, bro, 143 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:06,983 any loan officer is gonna know, 144 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:08,937 you wanna grow some booyah. 145 00:07:09,032 --> 00:07:10,132 Can you hold it down? 146 00:07:10,236 --> 00:07:11,865 Hey, Jim! I got your e-mail. 147 00:07:11,995 --> 00:07:14,700 I'll have those loan estimates to you by 3 pm, buddy. 148 00:07:17,205 --> 00:07:19,211 Hey, Jim, what do you say we get together after work 149 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:22,113 *** hockey game, dude. Yeah! 150 00:07:22,315 --> 00:07:24,833 Look, brother, I'm just doing what I need to be doing. 151 00:07:24,958 --> 00:07:27,583 And I'm not gonna risk my job just to give you a grow loan. 152 00:07:27,756 --> 00:07:31,803 Even if you did keep Antoine Griffin from kicking the shit out of me after campfire. 153 00:07:31,906 --> 00:07:33,550 Yeah, well, you're welcome. 154 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:34,860 I'm sorry about the loan. 155 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,881 Hey, about a free calendar? 156 00:07:37,007 --> 00:07:39,710 I don't know no... Can I just get my plan, dog? 157 00:07:43,178 --> 00:07:44,750 Hey, beautiful. 158 00:07:46,695 --> 00:07:48,020 Princeton? 159 00:07:49,315 --> 00:07:51,153 What happened to UCLA? 160 00:07:51,275 --> 00:07:54,542 I got into Princeton. It's an Ivy League school. 161 00:07:59,576 --> 00:08:03,612 But you said you would go to UCLA and then 162 00:08:03,757 --> 00:08:07,100 next year I would go to Northridge and we would get an apartment together. 163 00:08:07,367 --> 00:08:09,773 You don't get it. This is Princeton. 164 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:15,050 Well, I can't get into Princeton. I'm not deaf. 165 00:08:16,546 --> 00:08:19,233 Did you just said what I think you've said? 166 00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:24,132 I got into Princeton because I'm smart and I work hard. 167 00:08:24,276 --> 00:08:26,740 Yeah, well, I'm sure being deaf didn't hurt. 168 00:08:36,696 --> 00:08:41,160 So gozer in Hebrew means a surgeon who performs circumcism. 169 00:08:41,286 --> 00:08:43,371 And my bar mitzvah seems like GhostBusters 170 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:45,993 featuring as we all know Gozer the Gozerian. 171 00:08:46,148 --> 00:08:47,502 Coincidence? I don't think so. 172 00:08:47,626 --> 00:08:48,293 Megan! 173 00:08:48,417 --> 00:08:50,951 I don't think she heard you. Megan. Megan! 174 00:08:51,066 --> 00:08:53,821 She's not listening to me either. Are you listening to me? 175 00:08:53,928 --> 00:08:54,830 I'm listening. 176 00:08:55,295 --> 00:08:58,011 Your judaism is like Ghostbusters. 177 00:08:58,157 --> 00:08:59,731 It's totally dumb, right? 178 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,260 I'm going to Iraq. 179 00:09:01,345 --> 00:09:02,343 I'm gonna die. 180 00:09:02,478 --> 00:09:05,423 I like the part where the Hebrew school bully locked you in the girls bathroom. 181 00:09:05,258 --> 00:09:06,230 Chepsi Aras. 182 00:09:06,386 --> 00:09:07,461 It was so fucked up. 183 00:09:07,696 --> 00:09:10,053 Kids are supposed to get beat up in the way to Hebrew school. 184 00:09:10,177 --> 00:09:11,051 Not in it. 185 00:09:11,147 --> 00:09:12,943 Are you gonna be ready when Doug gets here? 186 00:09:13,118 --> 00:09:14,100 Yeah. 187 00:09:17,788 --> 00:09:20,663 Hey, Nanc', what's the real story with you and Conrad? 188 00:09:20,778 --> 00:09:23,623 There's no story, he just decided to go in a different direction. 189 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,003 I think you're full of shit. 190 00:09:25,116 --> 00:09:26,382 I think you're not telling me something. 191 00:09:26,505 --> 00:09:28,451 I don't give a flying fuck what you think. 192 00:09:29,386 --> 00:09:30,280 Celia. 193 00:09:31,215 --> 00:09:34,573 Here, Nancy. Sign. 194 00:09:34,715 --> 00:09:37,250 I'm dying of thirst. Do you have a diet Coke? 195 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:39,740 Never should have worn these fucking heels. 196 00:09:39,907 --> 00:09:41,181 Didn't sleep a whole night. 197 00:09:41,365 --> 00:09:43,441 The neighbors have this new fucking yappy dog. 198 00:09:43,546 --> 00:09:45,813 I wanna drop kick the thing. 199 00:09:46,616 --> 00:09:50,180 Hello, freeloading brother-in-law. 200 00:09:50,288 --> 00:09:51,500 You're not Doug. 201 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:56,230 I'm thinking that should be my campaign slogan. 202 00:09:58,026 --> 00:09:59,240 It's broken. 203 00:09:59,505 --> 00:10:01,000 It is? Since when? 204 00:10:01,187 --> 00:10:02,961 I don't know, I called the man. 205 00:10:03,097 --> 00:10:05,623 There are corn sodas in the vegetable door. 206 00:10:05,716 --> 00:10:07,741 That's where they are? Why would you hide them? 207 00:10:07,856 --> 00:10:09,900 I don't hide. I like them crispy. 208 00:10:10,058 --> 00:10:12,462 And you drink too muck caffeine. 209 00:10:12,828 --> 00:10:14,662 I'm sorry about your car. 210 00:10:14,746 --> 00:10:16,240 Do you know who hit me? 211 00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:18,140 Is she one of your maid friends? What's her name? 212 00:10:18,246 --> 00:10:21,023 Oh, I don't know, we just call each other maid friend. 213 00:10:21,115 --> 00:10:23,303 I go call the ice man now. 214 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:29,491 So, Nancy, I have covered from Rancho Flora to Rancho Carnay. 215 00:10:29,586 --> 00:10:31,571 So, if you could hit the Hill streets. 216 00:10:31,686 --> 00:10:35,272 You know Hill Dale, Hill Bason, all the way down to Hill Hurst. 217 00:10:35,427 --> 00:10:37,043 I think we're gonna be good. 218 00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:40,032 Did we have a plan? 219 00:10:40,155 --> 00:10:41,630 What do you mean? I sent you an e-mail. 220 00:10:41,748 --> 00:10:44,380 I sent you a whole schedule here. 221 00:10:44,628 --> 00:10:48,442 Well, anyway, today, we're canvassing for signatures. 222 00:10:48,538 --> 00:10:50,892 I need like a 100 to be eligible. 223 00:10:50,988 --> 00:10:52,540 Then I thought we'd have a brainstorming session. 224 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:55,493 - I could make marguaritas. - I'm busy today, Celia. 225 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:58,111 Doing what? 226 00:10:58,326 --> 00:11:00,130 I mean I know you're not going to work. 227 00:11:01,318 --> 00:11:03,820 So you have no excuse. 228 00:11:04,255 --> 00:11:07,721 Who's ready to Mohasky? 229 00:11:08,158 --> 00:11:09,451 Oh... 230 00:11:09,547 --> 00:11:11,053 Who let in cancer cunt? 231 00:11:11,487 --> 00:11:13,581 It's cancer tits, Doug. 232 00:11:13,788 --> 00:11:16,941 No wonder your wife prefers to fuck a pole. 233 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:19,153 My wife is fucking a Polish guy? 234 00:11:19,338 --> 00:11:22,670 I think she's talking about Dana's stripper class, Doug. 235 00:11:22,858 --> 00:11:25,222 Oh, the actual pole. 236 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:27,303 I get it now. 237 00:11:27,648 --> 00:11:29,220 That's funny. 238 00:11:29,345 --> 00:11:31,913 But seriously I hate you and I hope you get hit by a truck. 239 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:35,572 - Why are you here? - Nancy and I are gathering signatures. 240 00:11:36,068 --> 00:11:38,650 I'm not really free today, Celia. 241 00:11:39,008 --> 00:11:42,140 You know what? I know I can kick your sorry ass. Give me that. 242 00:11:42,365 --> 00:11:44,890 Let me show you who the bigger man is. 243 00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:47,290 Don't tell me that you're working for Doug? 244 00:11:47,505 --> 00:11:49,603 I'm not working for anybody, you're both my friends. 245 00:11:49,695 --> 00:11:51,032 You promised! 246 00:11:51,525 --> 00:11:53,201 I didn't promise anything. 247 00:11:53,315 --> 00:11:55,133 I'm not gonna get in the middle of this. 248 00:11:55,318 --> 00:11:56,370 We gotta get going, Nancy. 249 00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:58,332 But where are you going with him? 250 00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:00,802 Small business expo. 251 00:12:01,118 --> 00:12:02,800 I need to find some work. 252 00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:06,460 This doesn't have anything to do with the campaign or anything. 253 00:12:06,718 --> 00:12:10,032 Okay, Celia? Please, understand. 254 00:12:11,378 --> 00:12:13,033 So you're really not gonna help me with this? 255 00:12:13,137 --> 00:12:14,101 - I just can't. - I know. 256 00:12:14,225 --> 00:12:15,891 - I'm sorry. - Okay. 257 00:12:16,386 --> 00:12:18,500 Andy, come meet us in the car. 258 00:12:19,217 --> 00:12:20,420 Here you go. 259 00:12:20,947 --> 00:12:22,283 Good luck! 260 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:26,461 Mr. Fuckyouson. 110, Eatshit Lane. 261 00:12:26,568 --> 00:12:29,110 Oh, that's lovely. That's just lovely. 262 00:12:37,746 --> 00:12:39,093 Hey, Nancy! 263 00:12:39,228 --> 00:12:40,973 So glad you could make it! 264 00:12:41,425 --> 00:12:42,993 - Douglas! - Hey! 265 00:12:44,106 --> 00:12:46,500 You're here as an official taster? 266 00:12:46,656 --> 00:12:48,862 Me and Andy, we're the lungs of the operation. 267 00:12:48,988 --> 00:12:50,232 Thanks so much for getting us in. 268 00:12:50,357 --> 00:12:53,670 You end up with some great strain, you will return the favor. 269 00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,512 Remember, it's all about relationships. 270 00:12:55,647 --> 00:12:56,070 Totally. 271 00:12:56,178 --> 00:12:58,640 Come on, you guys, let me show you around. Bring the lungs. 272 00:13:09,145 --> 00:13:10,843 Check it out, dudes. 273 00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:24,902 I've died and gone to heaven. 274 00:13:25,018 --> 00:13:27,263 I am so happy. 275 00:13:27,387 --> 00:13:29,442 I'm in way over my head. 276 00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:31,342 Just relax, I'll walk you through it. 277 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:32,983 Thanks, I appreciate it. 278 00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:35,172 No problem, I'll catch you later. 279 00:13:35,297 --> 00:13:36,301 Me too. 280 00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:55,130 The trichomes on this baby are so fat and lustrous they sparkle. 281 00:13:55,486 --> 00:14:00,433 This has the musky botanical smell of hay and autumn leaves. 282 00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:01,510 This is the one. 283 00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:02,670 This is the one. 284 00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:05,861 We're talking yield up to 430 grams per square meter. 285 00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:08,501 We're hawking Sativa with Afghani Indica. 286 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:11,743 That last one... bullshit! 287 00:14:11,856 --> 00:14:12,933 This is the one. 288 00:14:13,028 --> 00:14:16,580 California strain with White Rhino backcrossed. 289 00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:18,850 This is so the one. 290 00:14:18,948 --> 00:14:21,462 Ultimate body high with giggles and munchies. 291 00:14:21,805 --> 00:14:23,340 Oh, this is the one. 292 00:14:24,575 --> 00:14:26,741 I'm glad that our last name isn't Drew 293 00:14:26,855 --> 00:14:29,890 'cause you'd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew. 294 00:14:30,025 --> 00:14:32,411 When did CPR become necrophilia? 295 00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:34,413 Sweet and peppery. 296 00:14:34,588 --> 00:14:36,660 Psycho-active with clarity. 297 00:14:36,956 --> 00:14:38,321 45 kg per plant. 298 00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:43,280 Korea. 299 00:14:43,406 --> 00:14:44,513 Jamaica. 300 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,121 Swaziland. 301 00:14:46,247 --> 00:14:48,292 This is just some great shit. 302 00:14:57,927 --> 00:15:00,540 You're gonna be selling this shit inside of 3 months. 303 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,873 The high is cerebral and clear 304 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:05,860 but it's relaxant and social at the same time. 305 00:15:06,028 --> 00:15:09,642 It's got this piny earthy scent like aroma therapy shit going on. 306 00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,813 It is a Sativa Indica blend F1 307 00:15:11,948 --> 00:15:14,300 but I've taken this mix up to a F6 on a small scale 308 00:15:14,437 --> 00:15:18,183 and I've stabilized the genetics for seeing sales in the future. 309 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:19,272 I'm thinking ahead, you understand me? 310 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,540 This bitch right here grow in a sealed green. 311 00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,502 And ripen real fast after fourth flower... 312 00:15:24,598 --> 00:15:25,781 That's a beautiful plant, man. 313 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:26,720 I'm saying. 314 00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,212 This is some beautiful shit. 315 00:15:29,936 --> 00:15:31,573 I'm so proud of you, man. 316 00:15:31,695 --> 00:15:35,631 I remember when you was just this little stony kid limping behind Heylia. 317 00:15:35,738 --> 00:15:37,660 Look at you now! You got your own strain. 318 00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:39,110 What do you call that? 319 00:15:39,228 --> 00:15:42,343 Shit, nigger, you lend me this money, I'll call it "I like Mike". 320 00:15:42,436 --> 00:15:44,022 'Cause my name is Mike! 321 00:15:44,937 --> 00:15:46,672 I got you, that's beautiful. 322 00:15:46,786 --> 00:15:48,010 So we can do business? 323 00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:49,882 No. 324 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:52,343 How you gonna say no, dog? 325 00:15:52,455 --> 00:15:53,213 No, man. 326 00:15:53,897 --> 00:15:56,411 I'd love to get you some seed money but you got... 327 00:15:56,545 --> 00:15:57,933 you got some family shit, man. 328 00:15:58,027 --> 00:16:00,571 And I can't get in no family shit, not with Heylia James. 329 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,882 Dude, Heylia ain't got to know nothing about what we doing. 330 00:16:02,998 --> 00:16:05,060 Oh, man, we're in a small town. 331 00:16:05,177 --> 00:16:06,902 We're in an even smaller business. 332 00:16:07,057 --> 00:16:09,412 And if there's one thing we all know about your aunty, 333 00:16:09,528 --> 00:16:12,023 she's up in everybody's everything. 334 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:13,333 If she don't want you to grow, man, 335 00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:15,880 she probably got her reasons. Look, man, go talk to her. 336 00:16:16,048 --> 00:16:17,420 Right? 337 00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:19,612 Extend the peace pipe. 338 00:16:20,018 --> 00:16:22,331 Get it? Peace pipe. 339 00:16:24,256 --> 00:16:25,932 Yeah, I get it. 340 00:16:29,116 --> 00:16:29,993 Andy! 341 00:16:30,137 --> 00:16:33,911 Shh! I'm on a roll. Oh God! This is so good. 342 00:16:34,777 --> 00:16:37,152 This is so good, Nancy. 343 00:16:37,338 --> 00:16:40,220 - What are you writing? - My essay. 344 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:43,353 Why are you writing in the girls' bathroom? 345 00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:45,172 Men's room smells like pee. 346 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,043 What? 347 00:16:50,428 --> 00:16:55,220 Oh, Andy. You're right. This is the one! 348 00:16:55,337 --> 00:16:58,091 I know, man, this is so the one. 349 00:16:58,195 --> 00:16:59,452 What is it? 350 00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:02,061 Booth 3, jar 6. 351 00:17:02,177 --> 00:17:04,653 You gotta buy this, Nancy. We'll rebrand it. 352 00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:08,182 Call it Holy shit! 353 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:10,051 Holy shit, yes. 354 00:17:10,175 --> 00:17:12,612 Shh! It's all flowing. 355 00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:18,902 Is this your version of the Torah? 356 00:17:19,025 --> 00:17:22,410 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you could say that. 357 00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,492 I found it very moving 358 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:27,213 and thoughtful. 359 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,291 I'm surprised. 360 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,453 Well, I have many layers. 361 00:17:31,936 --> 00:17:33,832 I'm like lasagna. 362 00:17:33,998 --> 00:17:36,013 Maybe you should never speak 363 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:37,531 but only write. 364 00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:39,603 You make me nervous. 365 00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:42,481 Are you letting me in? 366 00:17:42,615 --> 00:17:43,941 Provisionally. 367 00:17:50,225 --> 00:17:53,463 Alright! Alright! Guess who got into rabbinical school? 368 00:17:53,876 --> 00:17:56,133 It's great! Everybody's getting into their dream school. 369 00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:57,183 Congratulations! 370 00:17:57,787 --> 00:17:59,612 Hey! What's up with you? 371 00:17:59,827 --> 00:18:00,733 Nothing. 372 00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,661 Come on, come on. Is it a girl thing? 373 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,253 I'm the expert, I saw up the director of admissions skirt today. 374 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:06,712 Tell me what's up. 375 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,743 Megan got into Princeton. 376 00:18:09,878 --> 00:18:12,130 Oh yeah? Good for her! 377 00:18:12,337 --> 00:18:13,851 It's in New Jersey. 378 00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:15,542 So go in New Jersey. 379 00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:17,641 Just get a van and go, man. 380 00:18:17,757 --> 00:18:19,513 I spent 4 years at Harvard 381 00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:23,682 sitting in on classes, fucking smart chicks, it was awesome. 382 00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:25,701 Didn't cost me a dime. 383 00:18:26,096 --> 00:18:29,610 I graduated at Magna Cum Loudly. 384 00:18:30,705 --> 00:18:33,063 - Does it have to be a van? - It has to be a van. 385 00:18:35,726 --> 00:18:39,101 Come on, Isabel. We're losing the light. 386 00:18:41,747 --> 00:18:43,053 Coming! 387 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,663 Oh, God! 388 00:18:46,985 --> 00:18:49,763 - Who are you? Willy Nelson? - I wanna wear this. 389 00:18:50,246 --> 00:18:53,200 - What happened to the dress? - I still have red on. 390 00:18:54,375 --> 00:19:00,493 This picture is to make me look like a warm and maternal public figure, 391 00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:03,883 not the goddamn poster parent for PFLAG. 392 00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:04,990 Forget it! 393 00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:07,333 I'm not playing dress-up for your stupid little picture. 394 00:19:07,426 --> 00:19:09,212 No, no, you march back into that house 395 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:10,980 and put on the goddamn pretty dress. 396 00:19:11,107 --> 00:19:11,612 No! 397 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,300 It's all a lie. 398 00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,020 Dick Cheney has a lesbian daughter. 399 00:19:15,636 --> 00:19:17,980 Yeah, and she's not in any of the pictures either. 400 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,483 That's politics, honey. 401 00:19:19,645 --> 00:19:22,983 And I didn't shoot anybody in the face, so stop making comparisons. 402 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:25,303 I'm out of here. 403 00:19:27,246 --> 00:19:28,072 Okay. 404 00:19:29,098 --> 00:19:33,100 Alright, photographer, let's go. It's just me. 405 00:19:38,037 --> 00:19:42,971 That fucking yappy rat dog! 406 00:19:47,627 --> 00:19:48,721 Come on, baby. 407 00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:51,123 Don't you die on me. 408 00:19:56,615 --> 00:19:57,893 Hey, mom, I just wanna let you know 409 00:19:57,977 --> 00:20:01,013 next year I'm dropping out of school and moving in New Jersey. 410 00:20:06,198 --> 00:20:07,701 Okay. 411 00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:16,053 ..sales in the future. 412 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:18,292 This motherfucker right here will grow 413 00:20:18,357 --> 00:20:19,851 in a sealed green, I'm not playing, dude. 414 00:20:19,978 --> 00:20:22,150 You know it will ripen real fast after fourth flower... 415 00:20:22,258 --> 00:20:24,830 Hey! Will you niggers shut the fuck up! 416 00:20:25,915 --> 00:20:27,963 Man over here trying to talk. 417 00:20:28,897 --> 00:20:30,411 You want a piece of avocado? 418 00:20:30,766 --> 00:20:32,210 Got that good fat. 419 00:20:32,645 --> 00:20:33,922 No, I'm good but thanks, man. 420 00:20:34,056 --> 00:20:35,763 Anyway, all you gotta do... 421 00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:38,123 Yeah, man, I heard enough. I'll do it. 422 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:42,001 Look, I gotta let you know that Heylia ain't on board with this. 423 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,433 Yeah, I ain't afraid of Heylia. 424 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,290 I ain't scared of no bitch. This about money, so... 425 00:20:50,535 --> 00:20:53,343 I thought I told you all niggers to shut the fuck up. 426 00:20:53,456 --> 00:20:55,890 I don't like having to repeat myself. 427 00:20:56,178 --> 00:20:59,392 Now, take Jacob into the other room and clean him up. 428 00:20:59,486 --> 00:21:01,080 And if you don't bring my knife back clean, 429 00:21:01,205 --> 00:21:03,330 I'm stabbing all of you niggers through the heart. 430 00:21:03,457 --> 00:21:05,221 You hear me? You understand? 431 00:21:05,375 --> 00:21:09,851 Anyway, so just so we're clear, 432 00:21:09,947 --> 00:21:11,051 you work for me. 433 00:21:11,225 --> 00:21:14,861 That mean my money, my operation, 60/40 my way. 434 00:21:15,165 --> 00:21:17,690 You know what? Let me think about it. 435 00:21:17,816 --> 00:21:20,002 Hey, this is some shit. 436 00:21:20,085 --> 00:21:22,151 Stupid ass bitch don't know how to take what's offered. 437 00:21:22,278 --> 00:21:24,660 U-Turn, come on, man, we go a little too far back to... 438 00:21:24,777 --> 00:21:26,030 Yeah, man, I'm not talking to you, 439 00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:28,141 I'm talking about this stupid ass bitch on TV. 440 00:21:28,285 --> 00:21:30,333 Anyway, go ahead, Conrad. 441 00:21:30,445 --> 00:21:32,251 You know, do whatever you gotta do, man. 442 00:21:32,617 --> 00:21:34,812 You change your mind, you know where I'm at. 443 00:21:44,278 --> 00:21:48,690 I couldn't find a house. Market's crazy. 444 00:21:49,285 --> 00:21:53,230 The hydroponic seminar was booked 3 months in advance. 445 00:21:53,575 --> 00:21:54,831 How's our plant? 446 00:21:56,288 --> 00:21:57,910 I think I killed it. 447 00:21:59,106 --> 00:22:00,993 I have some good news. 448 00:22:01,306 --> 00:22:03,500 You got us equipment? 449 00:22:04,317 --> 00:22:05,293 No. 450 00:22:05,937 --> 00:22:07,573 But I'm going to the show. 451 00:22:07,696 --> 00:22:10,122 I got called up by the *** Toronto in the morning. 452 00:22:09,988 --> 00:22:13,122 - Hey! Congratulations, man! - Thanks, man. 453 00:22:15,185 --> 00:22:17,571 Your cup of coffee, partner. 454 00:22:19,596 --> 00:22:23,143 Oh, I fucking hate chains! 455 00:22:23,658 --> 00:22:25,150 So I'm gonna buy a van. 456 00:22:25,266 --> 00:22:27,482 And we can get an apartment off campus together. 457 00:22:30,935 --> 00:22:32,873 You can't miss senior year. 458 00:22:34,225 --> 00:22:37,222 Yes, I can. I'll take the GED, I don't care. 459 00:22:37,328 --> 00:22:39,230 I just wanna be with you. 460 00:22:39,388 --> 00:22:41,470 You'll have nothing to do. 461 00:22:41,567 --> 00:22:43,583 I'll get a job. I'll go to junior college. 462 00:22:43,665 --> 00:22:46,033 New Jersey must be full of crappy schools. 463 00:22:48,415 --> 00:22:50,062 I love you. 464 00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:53,663 No. 465 00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:05,301 Oh, check me out. Making fresh bruschetta. 466 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,550 I think it's pronounced bruscetta. 467 00:23:07,998 --> 00:23:09,572 Now what the fuck you know. 468 00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:13,522 The Italian guy on Iron Chef said bruschetta. 469 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,413 You know you're gonna have to stop saying fuck 470 00:23:15,518 --> 00:23:17,090 around the baby so much. 471 00:23:17,677 --> 00:23:19,680 And you're gonna have to stop cooking with so much garlic. 472 00:23:19,777 --> 00:23:21,543 - 'Cause it gives them gas. - "You have to do this for me." 473 00:23:21,655 --> 00:23:25,503 Well, if you don't like it, you don't have to hear it. 474 00:23:25,587 --> 00:23:27,363 - But I will watch my mouth. - "Please talk to me." 475 00:23:27,476 --> 00:23:30,170 I don't want my grandbaby first words being something nasty. 476 00:23:30,258 --> 00:23:30,902 "I just need a few minutes." 477 00:23:30,985 --> 00:23:32,802 You want some bruschetta, Conrad? 478 00:23:35,187 --> 00:23:37,421 Oh, no. No thanks, I gotta run. 479 00:23:43,455 --> 00:23:45,061 Where the fuck he going? 480 00:23:45,306 --> 00:23:47,912 I mean "hell". Where the hell he going? 481 00:23:48,225 --> 00:23:49,631 Like you don't know. 482 00:23:49,746 --> 00:23:51,300 You know he's looking for financing. 483 00:23:51,428 --> 00:23:53,100 Well, he'll give up soon enough. 484 00:23:53,227 --> 00:23:55,931 Ain't nobody around here gonna back him while I'm around. 485 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,622 Damn, you're cold! 486 00:23:58,307 --> 00:24:02,180 I'm not. Doing from love. Boy ain't ready. 487 00:24:02,265 --> 00:24:04,922 Still makes too many stupid decisions. 488 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:18,551 So you call my ass up 7000 times to show me the Charlie Brown Christmas tree? 489 00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:21,280 - I shouldn't even be here. - Yes, you should. 490 00:24:22,315 --> 00:24:25,330 Please, Conrad. I can't do this without you. 491 00:24:25,415 --> 00:24:27,720 No shit! That don't change things. 492 00:24:27,846 --> 00:24:30,940 Conrad, I swear: he never knew a thing. 493 00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,061 And I stopped seeing him. We haven't spoken 494 00:24:33,185 --> 00:24:35,290 in over a week. 495 00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:39,522 I swear on my children. He had no idea. 496 00:24:39,626 --> 00:24:41,122 And now he's out of my life. 497 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,700 And I have a dead plant. 498 00:24:43,817 --> 00:24:49,343 And a check for $80,000 and I'm surrounded by idiots. 499 00:24:49,577 --> 00:24:51,890 Where the hell did you get that kind of money? 500 00:24:52,048 --> 00:24:54,450 Sanjay burned the bakery down. 501 00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:58,820 Alright. 502 00:25:02,845 --> 00:25:06,741 You know, my plant is so much finer than this one. 503 00:25:06,867 --> 00:25:09,382 I know your plant is fantastic. 504 00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:11,740 Unbelievable trichomes. 505 00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:14,233 So now you're showing off? 506 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,192 I'm just getting started. 507 00:25:19,505 --> 00:25:21,190 So your kid just bit his kid's foot? 508 00:25:21,296 --> 00:25:25,161 At a karate match. Totally random like a sick cosmic joke. 509 00:25:25,926 --> 00:25:27,622 Ever asked what you do? 510 00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:30,523 Sure he did and he saw: I ran a bakery. 511 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:32,142 And when I asked about his work, 512 00:25:32,258 --> 00:25:35,032 he came right out and told me. No weirdness or anything. 513 00:25:35,957 --> 00:25:38,011 So how did you break it off? 514 00:25:38,148 --> 00:25:38,881 Clean. 515 00:25:42,156 --> 00:25:45,620 I told him his work was too dangerous. I couldn't lose another man. 516 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,630 He understood. 517 00:25:49,085 --> 00:25:50,431 That's pretty good. 518 00:25:56,517 --> 00:25:57,983 Conrad... 519 00:26:00,645 --> 00:26:02,011 We're a great team. 520 00:26:02,136 --> 00:26:05,780 Please, please, trust me. 521 00:26:09,546 --> 00:26:11,613 It's all gonna work out. 522 00:26:13,555 --> 00:26:15,140 Let's do this. 523 00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:20,292 Shit! 524 00:26:24,305 --> 00:26:25,563 Here we go. 525 00:26:37,116 --> 00:26:39,153 I'll get napkins for everybody. 526 00:26:39,268 --> 00:26:41,201 Thank you, honey. That's so great. 527 00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,461 Icemaker is still broken. 528 00:26:44,157 --> 00:26:45,361 Lupita! 529 00:26:45,485 --> 00:26:47,953 He say he coming, I don't control the man. 530 00:26:49,748 --> 00:26:52,231 We need to talk about that little bombshell you dropped on me. 531 00:26:52,337 --> 00:26:54,532 - You're not quitting high school. - I know. 532 00:26:54,828 --> 00:26:56,631 Plan's off. Can we just forget about it? 533 00:26:56,737 --> 00:26:58,263 Plan's off? What happened? 534 00:26:58,376 --> 00:26:59,850 Did you have something to do with this? 535 00:26:59,966 --> 00:27:01,772 What? No! What are you talking about? 536 00:27:01,878 --> 00:27:03,273 - What happened? - Nothing. 537 00:27:03,897 --> 00:27:07,543 Megan and I broke up, okay? Can we change the subject? 538 00:27:07,665 --> 00:27:09,071 We could talk about bird flu. 539 00:27:09,196 --> 00:27:11,040 It's gonna kill everybody. 540 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:13,581 Let's not talk about bird flu, sweetheart. 541 00:27:13,705 --> 00:27:14,653 Swan flu? 542 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:17,181 Are you saying there's flu in these spare ribs? 543 00:27:17,306 --> 00:27:18,372 Beef ribs, baby. 544 00:27:18,505 --> 00:27:20,861 This Jew boy is off the other white meat. 545 00:27:22,157 --> 00:27:23,881 - Hello. - Hey, Nancy. 546 00:27:23,945 --> 00:27:25,182 Peter. 547 00:27:25,748 --> 00:27:27,933 I'm outside your house right now and I'm not leaving 548 00:27:28,017 --> 00:27:29,931 until I speak to you in person. 549 00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:34,082 I'm getting out of the car and walking to your door. 550 00:27:34,186 --> 00:27:35,903 No, no, just... I'm coming out there. 551 00:27:35,976 --> 00:27:38,492 Stay in your car. I'm coming. 552 00:27:38,595 --> 00:27:40,991 There's this kid at my school who always picks his nose 553 00:27:41,126 --> 00:27:42,940 and he says that if you don't pick your nose, 554 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:46,033 that your buggers could back up and block your airway 555 00:27:46,185 --> 00:27:48,062 and you could die. 556 00:27:48,617 --> 00:27:50,101 I'll be right back. 557 00:27:50,865 --> 00:27:53,123 I can see how that would be true. 558 00:27:58,805 --> 00:28:01,181 Peter, I asked not to call me, 559 00:28:01,288 --> 00:28:04,450 let alone drive to my house and I think I was really clear. 560 00:28:04,577 --> 00:28:08,111 I can't see you and I don't know what you're doing here. 561 00:28:08,215 --> 00:28:10,882 When I told you, this isn't gonna work, I meant it. 562 00:28:10,987 --> 00:28:13,971 And I didn't say it lightly 'cause I really do like you. 563 00:28:14,095 --> 00:28:16,812 But I can't and I'm not gonna change my mind. 564 00:28:16,926 --> 00:28:20,062 And I'm really kind of upset to see you here 565 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,582 because it hasn't been easy for me. 566 00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:24,722 And frankly I think it shows a lack of respect on your part 567 00:28:24,816 --> 00:28:26,903 'cause I asked you to stay away and you didn't. 568 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:30,391 So I'm gonna say it one last time and I hope that you hear me: 569 00:28:30,837 --> 00:28:32,663 please go away 570 00:28:32,986 --> 00:28:36,842 and don't ever call me or contact me again 571 00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:38,223 because 572 00:28:38,455 --> 00:28:40,901 we will never be. 573 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,423 I know you're a drug dealer. 574 00:29:17,516 --> 00:29:27,423 Synchro/Transcript: Travis www.forom.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net