1 00:01:04,373 --> 00:01:06,253 She's already taken a whole box of tests. 2 00:01:06,298 --> 00:01:07,938 She's gonna take another one. 3 00:01:09,073 --> 00:01:10,483 You're humiliating her. 4 00:01:10,618 --> 00:01:13,370 - Silas, she's fine. - She's pregnant! 5 00:01:13,493 --> 00:01:15,375 We're going to confirm that. 6 00:01:17,474 --> 00:01:19,435 Why do you have a home pregnancy test? 7 00:01:19,592 --> 00:01:21,785 Do you want me to kill you? 8 00:01:22,519 --> 00:01:23,670 I can't pee. 9 00:01:23,805 --> 00:01:25,685 Drink some water. 10 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:28,700 I was just asking a question. 11 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,156 - I ask the questions. - Alright. 12 00:01:30,247 --> 00:01:31,874 - I'm the mother. - Okay. 13 00:01:32,031 --> 00:01:33,868 - How did this happen? - You don't wanna hear it. 14 00:01:34,007 --> 00:01:35,670 Oh, but I really do. 15 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:38,981 If I had to bet, I'd tell you it was 3 weeks ago in my room, 16 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:41,153 doggystyle, when I pulled out the condom was gone. 17 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:44,523 Megan has really strong muscles, must have sucked it... 18 00:01:44,666 --> 00:01:46,843 Stop! Stop! Stop! 19 00:01:46,966 --> 00:01:48,583 You asked. 20 00:01:48,725 --> 00:01:51,050 - Wanna be the cool mom. - No. No, I don't. 21 00:01:51,167 --> 00:01:53,231 Million things in this world I wanna be. 22 00:01:53,355 --> 00:01:54,440 Cool mom... 23 00:01:54,525 --> 00:01:56,680 nowhere on that list. 24 00:02:00,777 --> 00:02:04,080 I hope grandma is on that list. 25 00:02:05,415 --> 00:02:07,623 This is all so exciting. 26 00:02:07,778 --> 00:02:09,543 Isn't this exciting? It's exciting! 27 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:11,872 Are you nervous about the audition? 28 00:02:11,967 --> 00:02:12,972 A little. 29 00:02:13,308 --> 00:02:14,793 There's nothing to be nervous about. 30 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:19,102 - Hodes? Isabelle Hodes? - She's right here. 31 00:02:19,195 --> 00:02:20,023 Hey. 32 00:02:20,898 --> 00:02:22,843 Do your best. 33 00:02:24,705 --> 00:02:27,260 - Hello. - You're late. 34 00:02:27,558 --> 00:02:30,011 I'm running for elected office, Dean. 35 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:32,600 Believe it or not, I have better things to do. 36 00:02:32,696 --> 00:02:34,362 I have a job interview. 37 00:02:34,527 --> 00:02:37,853 For a job, Celia, which we need so we can afford your campaign. 38 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:39,952 Of course, who's rejecting you today? 39 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:44,052 Just try to make sure our daughter gets out of here with some modicum of self-esteem. 40 00:02:44,186 --> 00:02:46,930 Try not to get tazered this time. 41 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:50,191 Your girl is in there right now. 42 00:02:50,618 --> 00:02:52,270 That's wonderful. 43 00:02:52,816 --> 00:02:55,740 - You want a maple bar? - No. No, thank you. 44 00:02:55,836 --> 00:02:59,720 I'm getting a corn syrup contact high just sitting here. 45 00:03:01,298 --> 00:03:03,640 I'm comfortable in my skin. 46 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:06,400 I want my clothes to reflect what's within. 47 00:03:06,525 --> 00:03:09,323 Good things come in big packages. 48 00:03:10,495 --> 00:03:15,052 The bigger, the better, the Huskaroo sweater. 49 00:03:15,167 --> 00:03:17,473 Excuse me. 50 00:03:18,348 --> 00:03:20,050 Huskaroo lets you be you. 51 00:03:20,138 --> 00:03:22,301 Huskaroo lets you be you. 52 00:03:23,046 --> 00:03:24,590 Isabelle! 53 00:03:25,095 --> 00:03:26,132 Mom? 54 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:28,662 She's fantastic! 55 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,911 This is us. 56 00:03:36,415 --> 00:03:39,201 These are our pot growing armenian neighbors. 57 00:03:39,295 --> 00:03:41,550 10 houses on this block, 4 of them growing. 58 00:03:41,635 --> 00:03:44,781 How in the fuck, fuck, fuck, does that happen? 59 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:50,780 Hey, can I ask you for your pen? I love the smell of Sharpies. 60 00:03:50,895 --> 00:03:53,671 Oh, did you ever smell dry erase markers? 61 00:03:54,037 --> 00:03:54,592 Hey! 62 00:03:55,058 --> 00:03:57,410 Don't any of you people fucking get it? 63 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,243 We just opened up a Burger King in the middle of fucking MacDonald's. 64 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:03,143 Except Ronald is this tracksuit wearing motherfucker named bizarre 65 00:04:03,235 --> 00:04:06,090 with a last name who's like a eye chart ready to cut your dick off 66 00:04:06,178 --> 00:04:08,022 and mail it on 4 different directions. 67 00:04:08,106 --> 00:04:09,800 We're butt naked in front of George Bush 68 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:11,892 with our dick in his daughter's mouth. 69 00:04:12,016 --> 00:04:13,223 Enough with the dicks. 70 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,003 What if those houses 71 00:04:15,138 --> 00:04:16,593 accidentally burned down? 72 00:04:16,676 --> 00:04:18,762 Okay, no thank you. No thank you. 73 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:21,062 We got a house full of plants, Lacey. 74 00:04:21,307 --> 00:04:22,992 We need to pack 'em up in soil. 75 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:26,591 Rent us some U-Haul and get the fuck out. We have to move. 76 00:04:26,717 --> 00:04:30,131 Can we at least hire the guys outside of Home Depot to move us? 77 00:04:30,216 --> 00:04:31,801 I've got a lower lumbar pain. 78 00:04:31,925 --> 00:04:33,160 We're not going anywhere. 79 00:04:33,327 --> 00:04:37,072 - I don't believe that you heard me. - I heard you dicks and MacDonald's. 80 00:04:37,855 --> 00:04:41,753 We've as much right to grow pot in our rental house as they do. 81 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,703 We're staying. 82 00:04:44,205 --> 00:04:46,661 I'll take care of it. 83 00:04:50,136 --> 00:04:54,151 British port, Connecticut. Lifeguarding. 84 00:04:56,706 --> 00:04:57,492 Charlie? 85 00:04:58,936 --> 00:04:59,771 Lawrence? 86 00:05:01,376 --> 00:05:02,323 Ellen? 87 00:05:05,558 --> 00:05:07,760 No? No. 88 00:05:09,955 --> 00:05:13,500 I wanna talk to them by myself. 89 00:05:13,785 --> 00:05:17,292 Oh. Okay. 90 00:05:18,605 --> 00:05:20,193 It's gonna be great. 91 00:05:29,348 --> 00:05:32,270 Text message me right after, okay? 92 00:05:36,926 --> 00:05:38,510 Here you go. 93 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:39,801 What's this? 94 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:42,440 New bakery. New location. 95 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:44,781 Under the X. 96 00:05:46,795 --> 00:05:50,941 You're opening a bakery in a residential cul-de-sac. 97 00:05:51,237 --> 00:05:53,612 A special kind of bakery. 98 00:05:53,796 --> 00:05:55,162 Special how? 99 00:05:55,947 --> 00:05:58,490 Special in that we won't necessarily 100 00:05:58,587 --> 00:06:00,633 bake anything there. 101 00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:03,751 What are you going to do in this bakery if you do not bake? 102 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:08,071 We're going to... that is to say we're already... 103 00:06:10,535 --> 00:06:12,013 growing. 104 00:06:13,058 --> 00:06:16,951 - Growing? - I grow. 105 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,313 That is special. 106 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:29,300 You didn't tell me about this in Las Vegas. 107 00:06:29,408 --> 00:06:31,942 - You're mad? - This is visionary idea, Mrs. Botwin. 108 00:06:32,037 --> 00:06:34,081 - You're mad. - Something like that. 109 00:06:36,057 --> 00:06:38,353 The circles, these are... 110 00:06:38,525 --> 00:06:40,420 Other visionaries. 111 00:06:40,658 --> 00:06:42,660 Hostile visionaries. 112 00:06:49,006 --> 00:06:51,603 I'm wondering what you think about it. 113 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:58,810 I'm thinking this wasn't one of my vows. 114 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:01,820 Silas got his girlfriend pregnant. 115 00:07:02,278 --> 00:07:05,071 - Doggystyle. - What? 116 00:07:05,208 --> 00:07:07,472 They're telling her parents today. I should be at home 117 00:07:07,596 --> 00:07:10,980 waiting for him but I can't 'cause I have this problem. 118 00:07:11,146 --> 00:07:15,203 I have fires in 2 houses, Mr. Botwin. 119 00:07:19,097 --> 00:07:21,683 Mr. Scottson. 120 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:26,423 - I gotta get back to work. - Oh. 121 00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:32,373 Go be a mom. 122 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:53,252 Chedarella. 123 00:07:53,458 --> 00:07:54,670 No crust. 124 00:07:57,548 --> 00:07:58,520 So... 125 00:07:59,177 --> 00:08:00,512 I don't know. 126 00:08:01,305 --> 00:08:03,912 She wanted to do it alone. 127 00:08:04,077 --> 00:08:05,571 I said okay. 128 00:08:06,115 --> 00:08:08,422 But she hasn't messaged me yet. 129 00:08:10,205 --> 00:08:13,390 She's probably dealing with a lot right now. 130 00:08:15,005 --> 00:08:16,921 Maybe they took her phone. 131 00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:19,381 Yeah, maybe that's it. 132 00:08:19,587 --> 00:08:21,721 Water's nice. 133 00:08:24,815 --> 00:08:26,901 I told Andy and Shane. 134 00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:30,410 Do you wanna talk? 135 00:08:31,555 --> 00:08:32,731 No. 136 00:08:35,987 --> 00:08:37,391 Are you sure? 137 00:09:44,218 --> 00:09:46,553 We went upstairs in this big building. 138 00:09:46,728 --> 00:09:48,680 And after my uncle paid her, 139 00:09:48,765 --> 00:09:51,371 Jade took me into a room 140 00:09:51,445 --> 00:09:53,953 and told me to take off my pants. 141 00:09:54,046 --> 00:09:54,613 Shut up! 142 00:09:54,747 --> 00:09:56,241 - No way! - Way! 143 00:09:56,325 --> 00:09:57,780 - Did you do it? - I did. 144 00:09:57,891 --> 00:09:59,666 - You took your pants off? - I did. 145 00:09:59,777 --> 00:10:01,634 - No way! - Shut up! 146 00:10:01,741 --> 00:10:02,848 Shhh! 147 00:10:04,977 --> 00:10:07,060 How long did it last? 148 00:10:07,185 --> 00:10:09,161 I'd say 45 seconds. 149 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,841 - Shut up! - No way! 150 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,292 That's awesome! 151 00:10:12,466 --> 00:10:14,001 We're supposed to be studying! 152 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,091 Study this! 153 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,212 Bitches gotta learn. 154 00:10:21,638 --> 00:10:23,932 You guys wanna see what she looked like? 155 00:10:25,748 --> 00:10:27,763 Whoa! 156 00:10:31,377 --> 00:10:33,301 Whoa! 157 00:10:33,677 --> 00:10:35,313 My uncle likes Cindy. 158 00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,220 But I had Jade. 159 00:10:37,318 --> 00:10:38,810 I got some on my knee 160 00:10:38,927 --> 00:10:41,772 and she wiped it off with a warm towel. 161 00:11:11,016 --> 00:11:13,162 Oh, Chedarella! 162 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,403 Botwin house. 163 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:22,583 Not here, ma'am. Try back later. 164 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,403 What? 165 00:11:24,606 --> 00:11:25,812 Shane? 166 00:11:26,568 --> 00:11:30,382 We have reason to believe that Shane was abused by a masseuse. 167 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,501 - Here at school? - No, not at school. 168 00:11:33,598 --> 00:11:35,162 At a massage parlor. 169 00:11:35,255 --> 00:11:37,890 And if I'm to believe the conversation I overheard with his friends, 170 00:11:38,017 --> 00:11:41,612 he's suggesting that his uncle took him to this establishment. 171 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,532 - His uncle? - You. 172 00:11:43,866 --> 00:11:45,251 What? Me? 173 00:11:48,238 --> 00:11:49,400 Come on. 174 00:11:49,598 --> 00:11:51,191 What kind of man 175 00:11:51,618 --> 00:11:54,291 would take a prepubescent boy to a massage parlor? 176 00:11:54,435 --> 00:11:57,471 An irresponsible, morally bankrupted degenerate! 177 00:11:57,596 --> 00:11:59,943 Is that why you pulled me out of the Yeshiva to tell me? 178 00:12:00,036 --> 00:12:00,590 Yeshiva? 179 00:12:00,816 --> 00:12:02,892 Yeah, at Amadrash la Torah 180 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,232 where I'm a full time rabbinical student. 181 00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,440 We're taught to contemplate, 182 00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:11,003 ask questions and exercise restraint 183 00:12:11,117 --> 00:12:13,041 before reaching conclusions. 184 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,491 And only then 185 00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:16,983 and with religious trepidation, 186 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:18,982 do we attempt to 187 00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:20,350 interpret. 188 00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:22,042 What are you saying, Mr. Botwin? 189 00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:24,140 What am I saying? 190 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:25,853 I'm saying... 191 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:28,322 he made it up! 192 00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:30,572 He wanted to look cool in front of his friends. 193 00:12:30,638 --> 00:12:32,921 - He made it up? - Shane is... 194 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,063 going through changes, he's experimenting. 195 00:12:35,226 --> 00:12:37,700 - Experimenting? - He's masturbating. 196 00:12:37,988 --> 00:12:38,641 Oh. 197 00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:41,491 It's an akward time for a young man. 198 00:12:41,608 --> 00:12:43,482 You remember that time, don't you? 199 00:12:43,577 --> 00:12:44,390 Possibly. 200 00:12:44,525 --> 00:12:46,351 You know you turn out the lights, 201 00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:48,721 crowl into bed, you reach down there and feel... 202 00:12:48,867 --> 00:12:49,860 Think you're alone. 203 00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,570 - Suddenly, it's... - Halloween! 204 00:12:51,766 --> 00:12:53,572 Your father is standing there dressed in a 205 00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,990 bee costume... 206 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,363 watching you. 207 00:12:56,456 --> 00:12:57,360 *** 208 00:12:57,488 --> 00:13:00,023 - The shame! - Yeah, the shame. 209 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,893 So you didn't take him to see Jade. 210 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:12,363 I took him to a chinese restaurant. 211 00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:15,150 We're gonna let young Shane off with a warning. 212 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,253 That's superb. 213 00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:17,931 We're not gonna mention, you know... 214 00:13:18,068 --> 00:13:19,511 Your father and a bee costume. 215 00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:21,481 - Have a good day, Mr. Botwin. - Yeah. 216 00:13:22,058 --> 00:13:25,410 Hello, my name is Debra Garringer, 217 00:13:25,496 --> 00:13:28,373 calling on behalf of the Agrestic Citizens for Change... 218 00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:32,571 We're making a courtesy call about the debate. 219 00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:36,753 Hi, this is Nancy Botwin, I'm calling on behalf of Agrestic... 220 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:38,303 Citizens for Change. 221 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:41,680 Would you like Agrestic to be a drug free community? 222 00:13:42,076 --> 00:13:45,650 Nancy, put a little more perk in your pitch! 223 00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:55,923 Hi, can I speak to Mr. Fuckyouson? 224 00:13:56,006 --> 00:13:58,970 - I can't do this, Celia. - What? 225 00:13:59,107 --> 00:14:01,191 We're just letting people know about the debate. 226 00:14:01,276 --> 00:14:03,860 Debra Garringer, Agrestic Citizens for Change? 227 00:14:03,995 --> 00:14:05,610 Well, I can't just say it's me! 228 00:14:05,936 --> 00:14:08,131 That would be too... 229 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:10,072 - Honest. - Leading. 230 00:14:10,405 --> 00:14:14,602 We're trying to let the voters decide for themselves. 231 00:14:14,756 --> 00:14:16,700 I guess it's only marginally delusional. 232 00:14:16,866 --> 00:14:19,093 Hey, there's no gun pointed at your head. 233 00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:23,393 If you can't make time for the pressing problems of greater Agrestic... 234 00:14:23,476 --> 00:14:26,702 That's exactly it, I can't make time, I've got problems at home. 235 00:14:26,818 --> 00:14:30,160 Really? Do you wanna talk about it? 236 00:14:30,298 --> 00:14:32,581 I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna go home. 237 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,893 You know, I tell you about my husband's unemployment, 238 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:41,162 my daughter being the face of America's trends fat so... 239 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,373 Tell me what's going on with you. 240 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,581 Please, Nancy. 241 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:49,131 - Celia. - Aren't we friends? 242 00:14:49,276 --> 00:14:52,052 - I just wanna go. - You can't even say it. 243 00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,000 You don't wanna be my friend. 244 00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,730 Everything is not about you, Celia. 245 00:15:01,328 --> 00:15:02,962 What the fuck are you doing? 246 00:15:03,067 --> 00:15:04,150 Be my friend! 247 00:15:04,397 --> 00:15:07,310 - Let go of my fucking hair! - Be my friend! 248 00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:11,680 - Let go of my fucking hair! - Be my goddamn motherfucking friend! 249 00:15:12,998 --> 00:15:16,340 Selfish! Selfish! Selfish! 250 00:15:22,998 --> 00:15:25,792 You two are just like sisters. 251 00:15:29,757 --> 00:15:31,173 Hey, Deano. 252 00:15:31,258 --> 00:15:33,211 Hey, you got the late shift. 253 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,491 Don't you have a debate with my wife tomorrow? 254 00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,883 Oh yeah, the debate thingy. 255 00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,503 What's on the boob? 256 00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,540 As your campaign manager, I should tell you 257 00:15:41,687 --> 00:15:42,920 she's been practicing all week. 258 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:45,250 Well, she's wasting her time. Nobody goes to those things. 259 00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:48,730 And besides, I'm great at debating. Go ahead, ask me a question. 260 00:15:49,508 --> 00:15:53,942 Mr. Wilson, what zoning laws do you plan to enact 261 00:15:54,077 --> 00:15:55,581 to combat suburbans problems? 262 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:56,501 Next question. 263 00:15:57,135 --> 00:15:58,221 You're not even worried. 264 00:15:58,335 --> 00:16:00,923 Worried? Nobody likes your wife, you don't even like her. 265 00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,800 I could stand up on that podium tomorrow night 266 00:16:02,885 --> 00:16:04,830 and take a shit on one of those make-a-wish cancer kid 267 00:16:05,008 --> 00:16:07,423 and people'd still vote for me 'cause they hate your wife. 268 00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:09,843 And... I'm likeable. 269 00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:12,223 You almost make me feel bad for Celia. 270 00:16:12,358 --> 00:16:14,190 Tell her that, maybe she'll fuck you. 271 00:16:14,278 --> 00:16:17,360 See, I'm on your side, buddy. Vote for me! 272 00:16:33,245 --> 00:16:34,583 Bitchin. 273 00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:38,780 Don't you think it's the circuit breaker? 274 00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:40,482 Next question! 275 00:16:40,976 --> 00:16:42,541 Come on, boy, zip it up! 276 00:16:42,688 --> 00:16:44,803 I'm trying, Heylia. You got to inhale more or something. 277 00:16:44,947 --> 00:16:46,150 I ain't that fat. 278 00:16:46,245 --> 00:16:50,301 Just put some backbone into it. Come on! 1, 2, 3! 279 00:16:51,607 --> 00:16:52,823 Alright. 280 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:54,932 That's him! That's him! 281 00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:57,222 - Give me the vanilla extract. - What you need that for? 282 00:16:57,335 --> 00:16:59,321 Just give it to me, he likes baked goods. 283 00:17:00,355 --> 00:17:01,183 Okay. 284 00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:05,223 Alright here. How do I look? How do I look? 285 00:17:05,308 --> 00:17:06,682 You look good. 286 00:17:09,347 --> 00:17:11,981 Shit! You ain't Joseph. 287 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,651 You got any coffee? 288 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,831 Conrad, get chicka some coffee. 289 00:17:15,945 --> 00:17:18,613 - Make it black. - She likes it black, Conrad. 290 00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:21,330 Late night? 291 00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,380 Helping my friend Lacey out. 292 00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:28,651 Some kids at her neighborhood put a hand ax to her electrical cables. 293 00:17:29,278 --> 00:17:32,421 I had to drive over there and figure out how to hook up a generator. 294 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,231 You'd think they'd leave instructions on those damn things. 295 00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:37,751 - Where does she live? - Gardendale. 296 00:17:38,416 --> 00:17:40,443 Lacey needs to get herself a new address. 297 00:17:41,238 --> 00:17:43,581 That's what she's coming around to. 298 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,171 Conrad, did you say something? 299 00:17:45,306 --> 00:17:49,373 No, I'm just getting Mrs here some coffee ***, ma'am. 300 00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:52,440 - Who's having a picnic? - I am. 301 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:56,252 I can't remember the last time I had a picnic. 302 00:17:59,898 --> 00:18:02,033 Oh God, that's good. 303 00:18:02,855 --> 00:18:04,350 Did you pack that kush? 304 00:18:04,725 --> 00:18:06,423 Two of them. Two. 305 00:18:07,217 --> 00:18:09,772 Hello. Hey, honey. 306 00:18:10,676 --> 00:18:11,971 Calm down. 307 00:18:12,457 --> 00:18:13,623 Calm down. 308 00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:15,921 I'm coming. 309 00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:20,743 - Is that Lacey? - No, I need my stuff. 310 00:18:20,837 --> 00:18:22,381 - It's almost ready. - I need it now. 311 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:23,740 You'll have to give me a second. 312 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,702 I'll come back for it later. 313 00:18:37,097 --> 00:18:39,380 - Where have you been? - I'm here. What happened? 314 00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:41,862 - Where were you? - What happened to your face? 315 00:18:42,337 --> 00:18:44,342 I just went to see Megan. 316 00:18:44,668 --> 00:18:45,923 Calm down. 317 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:49,483 She hasn't been in school for 2 days. They took her to a clinic. 318 00:18:50,298 --> 00:18:52,222 She won't answer my messages. 319 00:18:52,386 --> 00:18:55,411 I just wanted to talk to her. I just wanted to talk to her 320 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:57,701 and he won't let me talk to her and he hit me. 321 00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,761 Hit you? Who? 322 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,032 I did. 323 00:19:05,568 --> 00:19:07,123 You hit my kid? 324 00:19:07,248 --> 00:19:09,130 I only wanted to talk to her. 325 00:19:10,207 --> 00:19:11,562 You hit my kid? 326 00:19:12,245 --> 00:19:14,953 Your son fucking stabbed me. 327 00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:16,402 He put his foot through the window, 328 00:19:16,495 --> 00:19:18,613 I grabbed ahold of him and he grabbed the piece of glass 329 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:21,331 and he stabbed me. So yes, I hit him. 330 00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:22,932 Silas? 331 00:19:23,585 --> 00:19:25,481 Keep him away from my daughter. 332 00:19:26,256 --> 00:19:28,771 Your son is a fucking loser. 333 00:19:29,108 --> 00:19:30,760 You taught me how to drive. 334 00:19:30,857 --> 00:19:32,530 Silas, get in the car. 335 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,370 He just wanted to talk to her. 336 00:19:45,465 --> 00:19:47,323 What's the big fucking deal? 337 00:19:47,425 --> 00:19:48,873 The big deal, Mrs. Botwin, 338 00:19:49,017 --> 00:19:50,913 is that I had a decent, respectable daughter. 339 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:51,872 Oh, please. 340 00:19:52,008 --> 00:19:53,541 She meets your son, she starts smoking pot, 341 00:19:53,706 --> 00:19:55,893 she's doing ecstasy and she's had an abortion! 342 00:19:56,048 --> 00:19:58,302 She was the blowjob queen of Dooey street! 343 00:19:58,386 --> 00:20:00,420 And you're a shitty parent. 344 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:05,240 You lay a hand on my kid again, I will kill you. 345 00:20:05,868 --> 00:20:07,320 Do you understand me? 346 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,252 Are you fucking hearing me? 347 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,331 You need to leave now. 348 00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:14,411 We're leaving. We are completely leaving. 349 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,842 Just drive. 350 00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:28,880 Just drive. 351 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:34,050 You can make that choice for change 352 00:20:34,185 --> 00:20:36,862 by giving me your vote on election day. 353 00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:42,601 And when elected, I promise to be everything that Doug Wilson is not. 354 00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:46,961 Active, Committed, Engaged... 355 00:20:47,785 --> 00:20:49,630 ACE. 356 00:20:51,255 --> 00:20:52,523 Thank you. 357 00:20:56,606 --> 00:20:58,801 Mr. Wilson, your final statement? 358 00:20:58,956 --> 00:21:00,530 Nah, I'm good. 359 00:21:03,877 --> 00:21:05,200 Go Doug! 360 00:21:17,795 --> 00:21:20,171 - Hey, Sanjay. - Hey, Andy. 361 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:22,211 What's that humming sound? 362 00:21:22,336 --> 00:21:25,390 The generators. The Armenians cut the electrical cables. 363 00:21:25,596 --> 00:21:27,232 Well, that's not very neighborly. 364 00:21:27,358 --> 00:21:29,233 They're historically put up on people. 365 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,821 It's not neighborly but it's understandable. 366 00:21:31,988 --> 00:21:33,113 Why are you standing like that? 367 00:21:33,235 --> 00:21:35,150 It's the only way to get Channel 12. 368 00:21:35,576 --> 00:21:36,612 Oh. 369 00:21:37,815 --> 00:21:39,370 Thanks. 370 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:44,210 We also get channel 34. Infomercials. 371 00:21:44,326 --> 00:21:46,720 And you don't have to hold the antenna. 372 00:21:47,015 --> 00:21:49,850 I bought diamonic earrings for Nancy. 373 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,600 I mean my mother. 374 00:21:53,435 --> 00:21:55,852 - Good night. - Bye! 375 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:21,401 - It's a raid. - What? 376 00:22:21,537 --> 00:22:23,081 The cops are outside everywhere. 377 00:22:23,186 --> 00:22:25,021 They're all over the place, Andy. 378 00:22:29,638 --> 00:22:30,372 Shit. 379 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:31,962 Shit! Shit! 380 00:22:32,095 --> 00:22:33,220 What do we do? What do we do? 381 00:22:33,337 --> 00:22:34,280 I don't know. 382 00:22:34,365 --> 00:22:35,783 We gotta hide it. We gotta hide it all! 383 00:22:35,878 --> 00:22:37,143 Okay. Okay. Okay. 384 00:22:37,238 --> 00:22:38,411 Turn on the lights. 385 00:22:38,945 --> 00:22:40,780 We can't turn on the lights. We'll ruin the grow cycle. 386 00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:42,651 Turn on the lights, Sanjay! 387 00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:44,522 Conrad said never to turn on the lights! 388 00:22:44,608 --> 00:22:46,233 Fuck Conrad! 389 00:22:46,397 --> 00:22:48,151 Okay. Goddamn it. Alright. 390 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:50,410 Shhh. Plants. 391 00:22:51,647 --> 00:22:54,580 Shit. Shit! Shit! 392 00:22:54,668 --> 00:22:55,491 Get the plants. 393 00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:56,991 I said get the plants. 394 00:23:01,457 --> 00:23:03,191 Wait, what do I do? 395 00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:05,673 Flush everything. I gotta save the mother! 396 00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:26,642 No. Oh no! 397 00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:27,933 Okay, mamma. 398 00:23:34,988 --> 00:23:36,101 Forgive me. 399 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:57,060 We had this pregnant hamster in science class last year 400 00:23:57,146 --> 00:23:59,231 and Denny Cohen put a pencil up her butt 401 00:23:59,325 --> 00:24:03,552 and later she had dead babies. Kinda like an abortion. 402 00:24:06,436 --> 00:24:07,521 Fuck you. 403 00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,222 It's not a fucking hamster. 404 00:24:16,638 --> 00:24:17,763 Shane. 405 00:24:18,255 --> 00:24:19,113 What? 406 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:21,920 I don't want you playing with Denny Cohen anymore. 407 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,613 Go get ready for school. 408 00:24:34,568 --> 00:24:37,302 - Hello. - I have a gift for you. 409 00:24:39,197 --> 00:24:40,822 You do? 410 00:24:41,116 --> 00:24:44,350 Yeah, turn on the TV, channel 8. 411 00:24:44,508 --> 00:24:46,803 - Alright. - I'd hurry. 412 00:24:49,815 --> 00:24:52,610 The daring raid on 4 marijuana grow houses 413 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,870 took place late last night in Gardendale. 414 00:24:55,018 --> 00:24:56,893 Residents were awaken to the sounds 415 00:24:56,978 --> 00:24:58,683 of police sirens and battering rams. 416 00:24:58,815 --> 00:25:00,823 Over a 1000 plants were confiscated and 417 00:25:01,026 --> 00:25:04,832 dozens were arrested including drug kingpin Aram Kashishian. 418 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:08,293 I'm here live with agent Peter Scottson 419 00:25:08,447 --> 00:25:10,753 from the Drug Enforcement Agency. He lead this raid. 420 00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,723 He joins us now. Agent Scottson? 421 00:25:12,807 --> 00:25:14,731 Hang on just a sec, will you? 422 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,181 Lieutenant Scottson, can you tell us 423 00:25:17,358 --> 00:25:20,070 is this a common base of operation for drug dealers? 424 00:25:20,278 --> 00:25:23,663 Gated communities can provide a perfect cover for 425 00:25:23,796 --> 00:25:27,523 a drug operation. Insulation from the outside world. 426 00:25:27,608 --> 00:25:29,130 But they can also provide 427 00:25:29,278 --> 00:25:32,142 the ideal environment for a well executed bust. 428 00:25:32,286 --> 00:25:36,133 Gates keep people out, but they can also keep people in. 429 00:25:36,267 --> 00:25:38,973 In this case, an armenian drug cartel. 430 00:25:39,108 --> 00:25:41,912 Not sure I would use the term cartel 431 00:25:42,037 --> 00:25:44,512 but no doubt it was a major operation. 432 00:25:44,656 --> 00:25:48,040 This is a drug free zone now. 433 00:25:48,138 --> 00:25:50,582 Okay, thank you, agent Scottson from the DEA. 434 00:25:50,755 --> 00:25:52,843 Reporting live from the scene, I'm Lynn Amarillo. 435 00:25:52,975 --> 00:25:56,273 - Back to you and the studio. - Thanks Lynn. In other news... 436 00:25:56,825 --> 00:25:57,900 Yep. 437 00:25:58,028 --> 00:25:59,073 As I was saying, 438 00:25:59,265 --> 00:26:03,813 I was looking for the perfect gift to get for my wife and so... 439 00:26:03,958 --> 00:26:06,361 I got her neighborhood. 440 00:26:06,715 --> 00:26:11,151 - You got me a neighborhood. - I did. 441 00:26:11,525 --> 00:26:14,203 You're very thoughtful, Mr. Scottson. 442 00:26:14,317 --> 00:26:19,970 And you are very, very beautiful, Mrs. Scottson. 443 00:26:21,548 --> 00:26:23,432 Oh my! 444 00:26:25,738 --> 00:26:30,730 Transcript/Synchro: Travis - www.forom.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net