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Previously, on Weeds
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Well I'm not a candidate because
my name isn't on the fucking ballot.
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I won.
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I fucking won.
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I never filed your intent-to-run papers.
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People seem to like what we're selling.
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This shit is about to getting wild.
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Payday.
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Wait a second.
I don't get paid ?
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Once you reimburse me for
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a non refundable year of
rabbinical school.
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Then you'll be compensated, yeah.
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Well, I quit.
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All of Agrestic
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will become a drug free zone.
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I think you're turning Agrestic into
a police state.
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That was awesome, Shane.
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I'm the new Huskeroos girl.
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I could put your money in a trust,
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but you gonna need at least one parent
to be the signatory.
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My dad.
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More like that story,
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the scorpion and the turtle.
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Scorpion and the frog.
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I brought you a bean pies Heylia.
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Joseph, aren't you lovely.
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- Heylia James ? You're not gonna have to worry about her.
- What ?
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- She's been taken care of.
- There's really no problem with Heylia.
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You gotta dig the worms to catch the big fish.
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Heylia's been dig up.
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And I don't want to talk about this anymore.
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Could you stop doing that ?
It's disgusting.
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I can't help it, I got GERD.
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GERD ?
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It's Gastro Oesophageal Reflux Disease.
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My stomach acid keeps coming
up the wrong way
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and there's not enough left in my stomach so,
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it makes me burp.
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It's very uncomfortable.
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For Chris' sake,
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I can't sit here with you another minute.
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Let's do it.
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Federal agents !
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Get on the floor !
Don't fucking move !
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Nobody fucking move !
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What the hell is going on ?
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(?)
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(?) your
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vulgarity, in our presence
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while the (?) underway
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This is a house of worship.
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Where's Heylia James ?
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We ask that you refrain from
addressing our women directly.
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When a sister embraces Islam,
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it is no longer accustomed
to answer to men who are
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unfamiliar.
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Search the place.
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It's a nice bust, Scottson.
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- Shit
- You think this is a game ?
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Jesus, you scared me.
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Did you tell Heylia yourself or
did you have your boy Conrad do it ?
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Heylia has always been straight
with me.
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Just wouldn't listen.
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She's a drug dealer.
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I'm a drug dealer.
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And in order to keep
the heat off of you,
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I have to put it on someone else.
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- I gave you the Armenians.
- I gave YOU the Armenians.
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You know this isn't...
this is just not fucking working.
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This isn't working.
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Scorpion and the turtle.
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Frog.
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Well at least we have tried, and I think
we both know what needs to happen now.
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Actually, I have no idea
what needs to happen.
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Why don't you tell me ?
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- One of us has to quit her job.
- Why me ?
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Drug dealer is not a career.
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Then why do I make more money than you ?
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Nancy, you gotta end this life.
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Cause you don't have a choice.
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I'm offering you another choice.
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What choice ?
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Marry me, for real.
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Mail in the marriage certificate.
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Tell your kids.
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Be my wife !
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How romantic.
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Yeah well, you gonna have to forgive me if
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I'm not in the mood to spread
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rose petals at your feet.
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I think you should go.
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Well, you have a nice fucking day.
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Thank you.
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The ennemy of my ennemy
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is my friend, sister Heylia.
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That's a shame.
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Yes it is.
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You sure look good in white.
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Well, all them rules.
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Ain't no way I could keep it up for long.
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Don't say "ain't".
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It's a slave word.
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I ain't no slave,
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so I can says what I wants.
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A salam aleykoum.
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Aleykoum salam.
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You think its possible ?
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You think that a black scientist
named Yacub
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- created all the white people in a spaceships.
- Could you shut up for ten minutes ?
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For ten full minutes, I don't
wanna hear noise.
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Almost done yeah.
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It's got a 5-inch thick door.
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Three-inch walls.
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It's got 6 sides of protection against
concentred attacks with mechanical
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and electrical tools.
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We keep our ready-to-sell harvest in here.
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Okay as we rotate it out,
we fill the backup.
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No cash, no personal items.
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You and me are the only people on earth
to know the combinaison.
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Right, I'll show you how to set it.
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Got five numbers.
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Left, right, left-right, left.
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Four turns in between, you'll hear
a lock click when you're done.
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So what is it gonna be ?
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What about...
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6 2 6 2 9
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What is that ?
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It's Nancy, if you spell it (?) the telephone.
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You think that shit is slick ?
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That nobody's gonna figure that out ?
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And no kids' birthday either.
People don't(?) just look that up.
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Okay.
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- Hi
- Hi
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You like me, don't you ?
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- Yeah
- You want me to be your girlfriend ?
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- Yes
- I'm not gonna kiss you until I get my braces off.
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And that won't be for a while.
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Like, maybe even a year.
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It's okay.
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Okay then.
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Huskeroo, Huskeroo
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You're beautiful in all the things you do
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And your brand is Huskeroo
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Huskeroo, that's you be you
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Huskeroo, that's you be you
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They're just roomier.
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- Did you see it?
- At least they got her hair right.
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So if this thing goes national,
how much money are we talking ?
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A new dishwasher ? New ... house ?
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It's Isabelle's money.
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- The law on California clearly states ...
- Yeah yeah yeah
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So we throw some in a college fund,
but the rest
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is fair gain(?), right ?
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- After taxes, after we pay Doug and
after my management fee.
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Okay fine.
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Manager..
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Can you loan me a few grand ?
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- What for ?
- Clothes.
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I had my cancer purge,
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but now I'm in the public eye,
and I have nothing to wear.
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You wanna take Isabelle's hard gained dollars,
and blow them on
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Glad rags for your star turn on
Agrestic's access TV.
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You bought a motorcycle and
a ridiculous leather jacket.
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All right let me think about it.
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No.
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*Huskaroo huskaroo, you're beautiful in
all the things you do*
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- You're okay ? You look a little frazzled.
- I'm fine.
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Who kicks ass ?
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Huh.. I'm guessing you.
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I totally kick ass.
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What does kicking ass entail ?
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A girlfriend.
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But that's not all.
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Did a free cheese grater come with the girlfriend ?
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Oh stop that.
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I'm gonna be the class speaker for graduation.
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- Sweetie, that's fantastic.
- Way to go little man !
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The whole (?) school voted.
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I'm gonna go start working on my speech.
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- Congratulations honey.
- Thanks.
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Are we worried...
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What ? About what ?
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That they're setting him up to laugh at him.
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They're laughing with him now.
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They think he's cool ever since
he took up your cause.
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What cause ?
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Go drugs !
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He doesn't know what I do.
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Keep clinging the value raft.
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Okay this vote
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is on a motion by Walter Straley
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to request a variance from
zoning regulation 11.6
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for a front yard set back.
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- All in favor..
- Try 11.2
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- Excuse me ?
- It's zoning regulation 11.2
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not 6.
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And Walt is not adding a family room.
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He's adding a giant garage for his boat,
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which is gonna cut off all the light
to his neighbour's dining room.
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Read the plans.
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Family room doesn't have concrete floors
and a door that's operated by a remote.
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That's complete bullshit.
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You're not in charge here anymore, Wilson.
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Lucky for you. I'd already thrown
your nautical ass (?) out of here.
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Really. Why are you fucking (?) ?
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Excuse me.
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You (?).
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Now, all those in favor of granting the motion,
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raise your hand and say aye.
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Aye.
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All of those against, ney.
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Ney.
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Motion is denied.
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Fuck you Wilson !
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Go play with your dinghy.
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Please just turn those lights down a little.
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Oh you need them for the public access' cameras.
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I know, it's unfortunate.
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Nobody looks good in High Def.
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You know, if you would like to address
this council as a citizen,
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you can go ahead, and wait at the end of...
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Could you stop with the fucking spotlight !
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Ceylia, check the language at the door(?)
Families are watching.
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You know. I know what you're trying to do,
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I know what you're all trying to do,
and it's not gonna work.
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I don't need you to like me.
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How about we put this to a vote ?
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All those who don't like Ceylia, say aye.
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Aye.
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Public has spoken.
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Damn it.
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Saturday is dad's birthday, you know.
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I know.
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Well, we have a lot to do to get ready.
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Maybe we'll (?) that on the (?) this year.
Last year was kind of a ..
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What did you guys do last year ?
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Ate his favorite foods,
watched his favorite movies and,
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Beat the shit out of piņata.
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That's right.
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He always did have a thing for piņatas.
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Did he ever hit you, Nancy ?
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I'm not filled with candy.
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So what's the plan ?
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We'll do something.
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Maybe just not the
full-on all-day celebration.
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Why can't we just do what we did last year ?
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I'm not sure I can handle it.
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Okay.
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Hey hey hey. How abo.. how about
a mini celebration ?
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All right, huh, would you keep it simple,
just the things that Judah loves.
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Chicken parmesan, Willy Wonka, the original.
Not the lame Johnny Depp piece of shit.
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Piņata.
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Lap dance.
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Ceylia.
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Hey hey, take it easy !
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- All right
- God, I never should have done it.
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They hate me.
They hate me !
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This is all your fault.
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Could(?) have you just put a fucking lighting
at the intersection.
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- I was going to !
- Oh right, you were.
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But you were being this know-it-all
bitch face, I couldn't resist fucking with you.
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00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,168
Yeah, and you still can't.
263
00:14:12,365 --> 00:14:14,544
City council was pretty much
the only thing in my life
264
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,697
I didn't have to get bait to get through.
265
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:18,745
You took that away from me.
266
00:14:22,868 --> 00:14:25,468
How did you know about Walter's
boat garage ?
267
00:14:26,885 --> 00:14:27,804
Ceylia..
268
00:14:27,883 --> 00:14:30,969
Everything that happens in governement
is motivated by self-altruist(?).
269
00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:34,868
Someone is always trying to poop one over
on someone else so they can get something they want.
270
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,407
(?) is not but a bunch of selfish assholes.
271
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:39,989
Remember that.
272
00:14:40,576 --> 00:14:41,587
And you won't go wrong.
273
00:14:44,357 --> 00:14:45,381
Thank you.
274
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,700
Ceylia.
275
00:14:57,621 --> 00:14:59,134
You should bring some vodka to the council.
276
00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:01,792
Vodka ?
277
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:02,674
It's what I used to do.
278
00:15:03,084 --> 00:15:04,155
You think they like anyone ?
279
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:05,962
They like a good buzz.
280
00:15:07,233 --> 00:15:08,630
You're just trying to set me up.
281
00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:10,810
Why would I do that ?
282
00:15:11,131 --> 00:15:12,684
Cause you wanna see me fail.
283
00:15:14,187 --> 00:15:16,380
I mean, why else would you come here tonight ?
284
00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,523
I just had nothing else to do.
285
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,198
Voda huh.
286
00:15:22,343 --> 00:15:23,421
(?)
287
00:15:45,141 --> 00:15:46,317
Go take the kids shopping.
288
00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,788
Get supplies for Judah fest.
289
00:15:47,931 --> 00:15:49,082
Yeah, I can do that.
290
00:15:49,897 --> 00:15:53,599
With money for both provisions and
my services as a nanny.
291
00:15:53,993 --> 00:15:56,750
Slash assistant.
292
00:15:59,206 --> 00:16:00,676
Oh that's how it's gonna be.
293
00:16:01,582 --> 00:16:03,158
According to my calculations,
294
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:08,285
I will have fully repaid my debt to you as of
295
00:16:08,363 --> 00:16:10,267
my next excursion to the dry-cleaner.
296
00:16:10,268 --> 00:16:11,882
I'd like to double check those numbers.
297
00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:14,180
- If you don't mind.
- They're rough estimates, really. They're.. they're..
298
00:16:14,534 --> 00:16:15,637
more projections.
299
00:16:16,635 --> 00:16:17,869
Taking inflation into account.
300
00:16:18,695 --> 00:16:20,782
I found another bill today from your old
301
00:16:20,927 --> 00:16:24,117
*Hamemader Amrash lev vava va*
302
00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:26,336
Over $5,000.
303
00:16:26,337 --> 00:16:28,318
Hamidrash LaTorah
304
00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:30,196
And happy is it is tax deductable.
305
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,850
I don't pay taxes, you idiot.
306
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:35,119
There's a big harvest coming up
in a couple of weeks.
307
00:16:35,539 --> 00:16:36,721
Why don't you come back and help ?
308
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,834
I'll put you on the payroll.
309
00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:41,986
I want more than Sanjay.
310
00:16:41,987 --> 00:16:43,036
Forget it.
311
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,113
Wait wait wait.
312
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,211
- Yeah I'll take it.
- Welcome back.
313
00:16:53,185 --> 00:16:54,682
Jelly Beans for the piņata.
314
00:16:55,719 --> 00:16:57,084
Dad hated Jelly Beans.
315
00:16:57,110 --> 00:16:58,370
I like the cherry ones.
316
00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:01,725
- He said they taste like cough syrup.
- The only candy your father really liked
317
00:17:01,732 --> 00:17:03,825
is Almond Joy, don't ask me why.
318
00:17:03,826 --> 00:17:05,335
But get what you, get what you want.
319
00:17:05,336 --> 00:17:06,438
Not if dad hated them.
320
00:17:10,008 --> 00:17:11,295
Yael.
321
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,714
How was that like before you met mom ?
322
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:19,487
Ah he didn't smell as good.
323
00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:21,591
But he was the golden boy.
324
00:17:22,712 --> 00:17:23,792
My black sheep.
325
00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:26,506
He did everything right.
A mother's dream. Hard working,
326
00:17:26,554 --> 00:17:28,680
athletic, ambitious.
327
00:17:29,401 --> 00:17:30,714
That wasn't getting him laid,
328
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:32,773
so he went to a (?)
329
00:17:33,388 --> 00:17:34,590
Where is his painting ?
330
00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:36,013
No no no that kind of artists.
331
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,426
Performance artists.
332
00:17:37,479 --> 00:17:40,957
He did weird stuff like
paint his whole body in silver and
333
00:17:40,978 --> 00:17:44,707
stand naked on a (?)
334
00:17:44,843 --> 00:17:45,705
Why ?
335
00:17:45,706 --> 00:17:47,847
To get laid. It worked too.
He met your mom.
336
00:17:47,961 --> 00:17:49,439
When he (?) the dance barefoot
337
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:53,102
in his "feet me" in St-Louis installation
338
00:17:53,777 --> 00:17:54,809
But he was always broke.
339
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:59,667
It wasn't really his true nature and
your mom wanted kids so
340
00:18:00,683 --> 00:18:02,530
he took his engineering degree, got a real job,
341
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:04,434
moved to suburbans.
342
00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,661
I'm never getting married, it's death.
343
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:11,561
You're a little young to
have reached to that conclusion.
344
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:13,543
How come you're not married uncle Andy ?
345
00:18:13,544 --> 00:18:14,580
Cause it's death.
346
00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:15,762
Right here, here we go.
347
00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:27,942
So, Alan Robert's brother
348
00:18:28,572 --> 00:18:30,441
owns green glass landscaping(?).
349
00:18:30,638 --> 00:18:33,981
Oh yeah, she gave him a no bit contract
to maintain all the parks and
350
00:18:33,986 --> 00:18:36,437
and the medians the minute she got elected.
351
00:18:37,151 --> 00:18:38,839
He overcharges like Hella Burton.
352
00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:42,936
But, you gotta love the flowering jack
around trees he put up by the ball fields.
353
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:45,903
And Tom Bender owns all of our school buses.
354
00:18:46,014 --> 00:18:49,093
Bought them from the town and then rent them
back to us for twice what he paid.
355
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:50,884
Which was actually my idea,
356
00:18:51,104 --> 00:18:52,302
but he went behind my back,
357
00:18:52,487 --> 00:18:55,274
made the deal himself on Diana (?)
358
00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:56,426
Where did she stay ?
359
00:18:57,030 --> 00:18:58,053
Four seasons, Maui.
360
00:18:58,310 --> 00:19:00,316
See I prefer the (?).
361
00:19:00,403 --> 00:19:01,309
Me too.
362
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:04,053
But Dana like some (?)
pancakes at the Four Seasons.
363
00:19:04,355 --> 00:19:07,112
$28 for fucking crunchy pancakes.
364
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,753
They should take two bites (?)
365
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,012
- You want another (?)
- No,
366
00:19:11,013 --> 00:19:14,155
no, I should probably save that
for the next council meeting.
367
00:19:14,509 --> 00:19:15,770
Oh right, it's your vodka.
368
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,658
Well. Thank you for this.
369
00:19:19,643 --> 00:19:20,917
The 411.
370
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,433
I never realized there were such a method
to your madness.
371
00:19:25,545 --> 00:19:27,468
Six years on the job and you
learn how things work.
372
00:19:29,937 --> 00:19:32,090
Are you heading out too ?
373
00:19:32,195 --> 00:19:33,600
- Me ?
- Are you leaving ?
374
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,543
- No
- Should we go out together ?
375
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,762
- What ?
- Not "should we go out together",
376
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,692
just should we go out, together,
377
00:19:40,322 --> 00:19:41,925
out of this office,
378
00:19:42,108 --> 00:19:43,198
outside.
379
00:19:43,487 --> 00:19:44,485
Well,
380
00:19:44,761 --> 00:19:47,111
it is lunch time, out there.
381
00:19:48,306 --> 00:19:52,599
Wanna try this new little Mongolian barbecue place
before they go out of business.
382
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,499
What was that ?
383
00:20:02,564 --> 00:20:03,864
I don't know.
384
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:18,766
- I have condoms on my desk.
- Do you have herpes ? Warts ? Anything ?
385
00:20:18,858 --> 00:20:20,459
- I'm clean, you ?
- I'm clean.
386
00:20:21,256 --> 00:20:22,678
I had my tubes tight (?)
387
00:20:23,046 --> 00:20:24,831
- Fuck the condoms.
- Courageous.
388
00:20:36,187 --> 00:20:39,272
This isn't awesome scheme to get back
control of Isabelle's money, is it ?
389
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:42,515
This isn't some hostile way to get back
at Dean, is it ?
390
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:43,893
I'm not sure what it is.
391
00:20:44,064 --> 00:20:45,048
Me neither.
392
00:20:45,205 --> 00:20:47,110
- (?) care right now.
- Me either.
393
00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:52,479
My cousin live in a village where
394
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:55,893
all the babies born 1 year look like
those humpa lumpas.
395
00:20:56,168 --> 00:20:57,941
Then they stopped to crop those thing.
396
00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,174
And the next year.
397
00:20:59,608 --> 00:21:00,684
all fine.
398
00:21:00,724 --> 00:21:03,218
Do they dance and sing morality songs ?
399
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,448
No, but a lot of them (?) bars
to make a living.
400
00:21:06,841 --> 00:21:09,257
I used to have nightmares about the boat scene.
401
00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:10,793
I remember that.
402
00:21:10,794 --> 00:21:14,902
I used to have to crawl in bed with you
and reads you from the real estate section
to get you to fall asleep.
403
00:21:14,949 --> 00:21:17,568
Which got me into trouble at school
404
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,195
when we were studying Roosevelt.
405
00:21:19,274 --> 00:21:22,176
I proudly announced the entire class
that FDR stood for
406
00:21:22,478 --> 00:21:24,211
Formal Dining Room.
407
00:21:24,212 --> 00:21:25,222
Sssh I like this part.
408
00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:29,672
(?) chicken parmesan.
409
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:49,218
No, oh no.
410
00:21:49,219 --> 00:21:50,295
I promise I won't yell.
411
00:21:50,347 --> 00:21:51,699
No ultimatums.
412
00:21:52,054 --> 00:21:53,144
I just want to talk.
413
00:21:53,944 --> 00:21:54,981
Can I come in ?
414
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:56,334
Bad timing.
415
00:21:57,003 --> 00:21:58,066
What's going on ?
416
00:21:58,395 --> 00:21:59,432
Mom.
417
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:02,281
Birthday celebration.
418
00:22:02,924 --> 00:22:03,948
Whose birthday ?
419
00:22:05,589 --> 00:22:07,493
Mom, you're missing the best part.
420
00:22:08,990 --> 00:22:10,999
Guys, Peter's here,
421
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:15,095
and I need to help him with something outside
just for a minute, then I'll be right back. Ok ?
422
00:22:16,289 --> 00:22:17,313
What is he doing here ?
423
00:22:17,642 --> 00:22:19,335
It's dad's birthday for fuck sake.
424
00:22:19,952 --> 00:22:22,525
Dinner's almost ready.
Lupita, set the table.
425
00:22:22,722 --> 00:22:23,799
You have hands.
426
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:25,755
Do you know he is a DEA agent ?
427
00:22:27,370 --> 00:22:28,630
Who's a DEA agent ?
428
00:22:28,854 --> 00:22:29,904
That Peter guy.
429
00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,033
Get the fuck out of here.
430
00:22:31,276 --> 00:22:34,946
I saw him leaving here yesterday and
he had this jacket on that said DEA.
431
00:22:35,489 --> 00:22:37,406
- Shane, stop making shit up.
- I'm not.
432
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,163
DEA could stand for a lot of things.
433
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:44,142
No. It was the same kind I see them on
the news when they bust people.
434
00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:45,998
The exact kind.
435
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,001
What exactly did he say to your mom ?
436
00:22:49,358 --> 00:22:50,377
I don't know.
437
00:22:50,755 --> 00:22:53,539
When I saw him, he was getting
into his car.
438
00:22:54,190 --> 00:22:55,303
He looked really mad.
439
00:22:56,585 --> 00:22:57,960
He's mom's boyfriend, isn't he ?
440
00:23:02,939 --> 00:23:04,210
I really have to get back.
441
00:23:04,462 --> 00:23:06,184
I didn't mean to interrupt your celebration,
I just...
442
00:23:06,531 --> 00:23:08,014
didn't like the way our last
conversation went.
443
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,776
I was upset.
444
00:23:10,129 --> 00:23:13,377
I know, and you've had the right to be.
I'm sorry I went behind your back.
445
00:23:13,747 --> 00:23:14,760
I wanna be with you.
446
00:23:16,115 --> 00:23:17,033
Get to work through this.
447
00:23:17,283 --> 00:23:18,710
We have weird issues, Peter.
448
00:23:18,928 --> 00:23:19,841
All couples do.
449
00:23:20,153 --> 00:23:22,057
I'm guessing our issues are pretty unique.
450
00:23:25,909 --> 00:23:27,833
This is really not the right time to talk.
451
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:29,120
When is the right time ?
452
00:23:30,394 --> 00:23:32,297
When it's not my dead husband's birthday.
453
00:23:35,186 --> 00:23:36,210
Fair enough.
454
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:38,875
- I have to get back.
- I'll call you later.
455
00:23:43,777 --> 00:23:44,919
Where is everybody ?
456
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:47,952
After Shane tell Silas that man is in the DEA,
457
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,670
Silas tell Shane he's your boyfriend.
458
00:23:50,906 --> 00:23:52,521
And you don't care about Judah no more.
459
00:23:52,889 --> 00:23:54,963
So he smashed the cake and ran upstairs.
460
00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:58,312
And Silas go outside to fuck up
the (?) with a basket-ball.
461
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,334
And Andy go upstairs to get notched(?).
462
00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,711
Hide from stress.
463
00:24:16,508 --> 00:24:17,545
Silas.
464
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:21,668
Silas.
465
00:24:25,252 --> 00:24:26,198
Talk to me.
466
00:24:26,199 --> 00:24:28,482
You're insane, he is a fucking DEA agent.
467
00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:30,254
Yes, yes he is.
468
00:24:31,173 --> 00:24:32,224
But it's okay.
469
00:24:32,841 --> 00:24:33,812
He's okay with it.
470
00:24:34,521 --> 00:24:36,635
So he is a crooked DEA agent. Even better.
471
00:24:37,003 --> 00:24:39,418
Peter protects my business, Silas.
472
00:24:39,537 --> 00:24:41,913
Well maybe now, but what happens
when he breaks up with you.
473
00:24:42,530 --> 00:24:44,500
Or do you think you're so great that
that's never gonna happen.
474
00:24:45,064 --> 00:24:46,587
What happens when he dumps you ?
475
00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:47,926
He can't do anything to me.
476
00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,896
Bullshit ! He can arrest you.
477
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,199
I'm gonna tell you something,
but you have to promise
478
00:24:55,409 --> 00:24:57,470
never to repeat it, especially to Shane.
479
00:24:57,628 --> 00:24:58,888
- Tell me what.
- Swear to me,
480
00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,451
Never to shane.
481
00:25:02,591 --> 00:25:03,878
Peter and I are technically...
482
00:25:05,506 --> 00:25:06,530
we're...
483
00:25:07,948 --> 00:25:08,973
What ?
484
00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:12,084
We're married.
485
00:25:15,157 --> 00:25:16,391
I know it sounds crazy,
486
00:25:16,392 --> 00:25:18,780
it kind of is crazy, but sometimes
you do crazy things
487
00:25:18,781 --> 00:25:20,855
when you have no choice,
and I had no choice.
488
00:25:21,787 --> 00:25:24,124
It's a business arrangement, pure and simple.
489
00:25:26,475 --> 00:25:27,486
I know what you're thinking.
490
00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,331
I .. loved
491
00:25:32,777 --> 00:25:33,749
your father.
492
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:35,850
I still... love him.
493
00:25:36,165 --> 00:25:38,567
This has nothing to do with Judah or
494
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,560
marriage, really. It's business.
495
00:25:42,492 --> 00:25:43,503
You m-married him.
496
00:25:44,789 --> 00:25:47,612
Silas, I know how strange this all sound.
497
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:50,185
- It's dad's birthday !
- I know.
498
00:25:50,186 --> 00:25:51,879
But he's dead, so what difference does it make.
499
00:25:52,299 --> 00:25:55,305
Stop playing the dead dad card.
500
00:25:55,410 --> 00:25:57,051
The wrong parent died.
501
00:25:57,563 --> 00:25:59,625
And you know what ? Tough shit.
502
00:26:01,349 --> 00:26:04,200
Get your ass back and go watch
Willy fucking Wonka
503
00:26:22,534 --> 00:26:27,835
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