1 00:00:00,210 --> 00:00:01,838 Previously on Weeds 2 00:00:01,851 --> 00:00:04,396 U-Turn, why the fuck ain't I got this new weed ? 3 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:06,614 the strain is called MILF Weed 4 00:00:06,746 --> 00:00:08,275 It's the brand out on the date. 5 00:00:08,505 --> 00:00:10,293 I totally kick ass ! 6 00:00:10,328 --> 00:00:11,888 What does kicking ass entail ? 7 00:00:11,923 --> 00:00:13,908 A girlfriend ! But that's not all ! 8 00:00:13,943 --> 00:00:16,247 I'm gonna be the class speaker for graduation. 9 00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:17,436 He doesn't know what I do. 10 00:00:17,482 --> 00:00:19,053 Keep clinging to that raft. 11 00:00:19,178 --> 00:00:20,753 You are new to the neighbourhood. 12 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:22,506 This is to say goodbye. 13 00:00:22,507 --> 00:00:26,720 Dozens were arrested, including drug king pin, Aaron Kashishian. 14 00:00:27,007 --> 00:00:29,265 Our very first camera ! 15 00:00:29,357 --> 00:00:30,659 This is better than porn ! 16 00:00:30,663 --> 00:00:33,473 Some fucking low-life has stolen two of them already. 17 00:00:33,608 --> 00:00:37,225 And the drug free zone signs, and the Sasquatch costume. 18 00:00:37,346 --> 00:00:39,559 DRUGS ARE WROOOOOOONG !!! 19 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,529 I'm Kat, is Andy here ? 20 00:00:41,530 --> 00:00:42,656 How did you find me ? 21 00:00:42,658 --> 00:00:44,225 You must be Shane, hi, heart, hug. 22 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,302 You're the crazy chick from Alaska who tried to kill my uncle ? 23 00:00:47,537 --> 00:00:52,096 Abumchuk is very upset with you, he read my memoir and he wants to kill you Andy. 24 00:00:52,331 --> 00:00:53,988 Peter and I are technically married, 25 00:00:54,213 --> 00:00:56,553 It's a business arrangement, pure and simple. 26 00:00:56,929 --> 00:00:57,795 Silas. 27 00:00:57,835 --> 00:00:58,540 Go away. 28 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:01,337 Come on, you can't stay locked in there for ever. 29 00:01:01,469 --> 00:01:03,594 You go to him, you tell him you love him. 30 00:01:04,329 --> 00:01:06,931 You tell him you out after the office, you get your money back. 31 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:11,020 Heylia James gets wiped off his board, I take the equipment and disappear. 32 00:01:11,055 --> 00:01:13,771 Did you tell Heylia yourself or did you have your boy Conrad do it ? 33 00:01:13,806 --> 00:01:15,113 I gave you the Armenians ! 34 00:01:15,114 --> 00:01:16,833 I gave you the Armenians ! 35 00:01:16,873 --> 00:01:19,440 This is just not fucking working. This isn't working. 36 00:01:19,775 --> 00:01:23,324 Agent Wonderbread is not my husband. 37 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,593 I do not love him. 38 00:01:24,926 --> 00:01:26,947 I'm never gonna love him. 39 00:01:29,271 --> 00:01:33,671 Weeds 211 "Yeah, Just like Tomatoes" 40 00:01:33,864 --> 00:01:36,644 "little boxes" performed by Jenny Lewis and Johnathan Rice 41 00:02:27,461 --> 00:02:28,901 You should be careful 42 00:02:28,902 --> 00:02:31,184 The human body is very flexible. 43 00:02:31,219 --> 00:02:36,057 Yeah but your small intestines can get tangled and eventually explode and ... 44 00:02:36,092 --> 00:02:37,278 Shane ! Leave Kat alone. 45 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,284 Kat, please leave my house. 46 00:02:40,319 --> 00:02:42,535 Are you trying to act in lesbian vampires ? 47 00:02:42,570 --> 00:02:43,386 What ? 48 00:02:43,521 --> 00:02:45,166 Pussycat havin' her nose bleed 49 00:02:45,195 --> 00:02:47,764 They ... shark week... and rubian diamond. 50 00:02:47,899 --> 00:02:50,140 Are you asking if I'm having my period ? 51 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:52,514 We're cycling together isn't that cool ? 52 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,091 Weew ! Andy ! 53 00:02:54,426 --> 00:02:56,816 Why is your lunatic girlfriend still in my house ? 54 00:02:56,851 --> 00:03:00,378 Oh don't worry if no one claims her in the next few days I'll have her put down. 55 00:03:01,624 --> 00:03:03,029 Silas where were you ? 56 00:03:03,164 --> 00:03:06,021 Give me your car keys. Give me ! Your car keys ! 57 00:03:06,701 --> 00:03:11,300 I think not wanting to hear your mom have sex with a narc is a good enough reason to stay out all night. 58 00:03:11,435 --> 00:03:14,156 Nothing happened. Mom kicked him out after 15 minutes. 59 00:03:14,291 --> 00:03:14,904 Shane ! 60 00:03:14,905 --> 00:03:16,921 talk about the fastest gun in the West. 61 00:03:17,056 --> 00:03:17,500 Silas ! 62 00:03:17,513 --> 00:03:18,674 Shark week. 63 00:03:18,809 --> 00:03:19,820 Shane ! 64 00:03:22,145 --> 00:03:22,866 Peter ! 65 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:26,073 ... you've brought many... oranges ! 66 00:03:26,208 --> 00:03:29,686 I felt bad for the orange guy. it's hard day, not a lot of traffic. 67 00:03:30,421 --> 00:03:32,697 Plus I felt bad about last night. 68 00:03:33,433 --> 00:03:35,408 It was kind of ... awkward ! 69 00:03:35,643 --> 00:03:36,939 It was ! 70 00:03:38,065 --> 00:03:39,299 This is our ... 71 00:03:39,841 --> 00:03:42,286 adjustment period... of time. 72 00:03:42,721 --> 00:03:44,201 So you're okay with where we are ? 73 00:03:45,363 --> 00:03:46,358 As a couple. 74 00:03:47,230 --> 00:03:48,401 Of course ! 75 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:49,979 Feeling good ? 76 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:51,255 Feeling great ! 77 00:03:51,885 --> 00:03:52,713 Great ! 78 00:03:52,948 --> 00:03:53,796 That's great ! 79 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:55,131 Yeah ! 80 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,914 So how long before you retire and I get you all to myself ? 81 00:04:00,482 --> 00:04:01,376 Soon ! 82 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,174 I can't wait. 83 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:05,134 You and me. 84 00:04:05,469 --> 00:04:06,929 You and me. 85 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,229 You want some orange juice ? 86 00:04:15,546 --> 00:04:16,663 Fresh squizzed ? 87 00:04:19,464 --> 00:04:20,081 No. 88 00:04:24,571 --> 00:04:25,310 Bye. 89 00:04:30,122 --> 00:04:31,182 Thank you. 90 00:04:45,967 --> 00:04:47,953 We can't keep doing this. 91 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,260 You're right. 92 00:04:51,506 --> 00:04:53,015 Let's mix it up a little. 93 00:04:54,245 --> 00:04:55,429 You get on top of me. 94 00:04:55,864 --> 00:04:57,260 But don't face me this time. 95 00:04:57,261 --> 00:04:59,906 No I mean we can't keep fucking in motel rooms. 96 00:05:00,141 --> 00:05:03,522 I gotta be honest with you, I'm not that comfortable having sex in public places. 97 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:05,162 I'm too tall. 98 00:05:06,067 --> 00:05:11,238 Why are we still sneaking around behind the backs of people we don't even love anymore. 99 00:05:11,384 --> 00:05:12,477 That's how cheating works. 100 00:05:13,625 --> 00:05:15,474 Hey let's play some more surveillance videos. 101 00:05:15,609 --> 00:05:16,585 No we can't. 102 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:20,476 Drug free zone band had finally stolen my last fucking camera. 103 00:05:26,209 --> 00:05:28,294 Is that what we sound like ? 104 00:05:29,365 --> 00:05:30,639 Listen to that ! 105 00:05:31,651 --> 00:05:34,022 That is so fucking hot ! 106 00:05:37,604 --> 00:05:39,076 Would you leave Dean ? 107 00:05:41,230 --> 00:05:41,875 What ? 108 00:05:42,346 --> 00:05:43,733 Would you leave Dean ? 109 00:05:44,513 --> 00:05:45,531 Would you leave Dana ? 110 00:05:45,865 --> 00:05:47,542 If I left Dana would you leave Dean ? 111 00:05:47,572 --> 00:05:49,119 If I left Dean would you leave Dana ? 112 00:05:49,318 --> 00:05:50,716 Dana doesn't like sex. 113 00:05:51,471 --> 00:05:54,010 She's a fool to reject you. 114 00:05:55,607 --> 00:05:58,847 You are an awesome lay. 115 00:06:03,443 --> 00:06:04,818 So let's do it. 116 00:06:07,809 --> 00:06:10,169 I'm sick of living in a fuckless marriage. 117 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:14,063 And with what you have between your legs, 118 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:15,646 it's a waste ! 119 00:06:16,397 --> 00:06:21,685 It's like having this great big boat and no lake to sail in it. 120 00:06:23,444 --> 00:06:25,141 Be my lake. 121 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:30,703 Chill the fuck out, there's a lot of people in front of you. 122 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:35,380 Oh yeah if you're talking that kind of money I suppose we can move you on. 123 00:06:37,141 --> 00:06:38,393 Right on man 124 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:44,266 9 o'clock this morning our stash was valued about 300 Gs. 125 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:47,112 But the market's just making the bull one offer, we just hold off for say 126 00:06:48,425 --> 00:06:49,402 another week ? 127 00:06:50,359 --> 00:06:51,942 we should have half a million easy. 128 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:55,936 Do you think that you can ... agent Wonderbread alone for one more week ? 129 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,975 .... Ruby's in town. 130 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:00,735 Who ? 131 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:02,543 Never mind, I ... alone. 132 00:07:02,578 --> 00:07:03,898 It'll be over. 133 00:07:04,712 --> 00:07:06,661 He brought me oranges this morning. 134 00:07:10,144 --> 00:07:11,492 Half a million, huh ? 135 00:07:12,359 --> 00:07:13,482 A fucking shame. 136 00:07:13,791 --> 00:07:15,431 What viagra was for fathers, 137 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:17,150 MILF weed could have been for us. 138 00:07:17,888 --> 00:07:20,128 Yeah, fucking shame. 139 00:07:21,090 --> 00:07:23,016 I'll use my cuts to start my own grow house. 140 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,211 I did it once, 141 00:07:24,546 --> 00:07:25,557 I'll do it again. 142 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:27,248 Better. 143 00:07:28,508 --> 00:07:30,000 Hey gang ! 144 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,444 I'm glad you're both here. 145 00:07:32,105 --> 00:07:35,269 I'm starting my own hedge fund and I'm looking for investors. 146 00:07:35,368 --> 00:07:36,675 You should come look at this. 147 00:07:37,349 --> 00:07:42,968 Did you know that there are amazing opportunities to be add in the exploitation of emerging third world countries ? 148 00:07:44,771 --> 00:07:49,163 With 370 billionaires in this country and 40 millions of people living beneath the poverty line. 149 00:07:49,498 --> 00:07:52,434 Wake up 7 eleven, this is the fucking third world. 150 00:07:56,062 --> 00:07:57,190 How do you know that stuff ? 151 00:07:57,425 --> 00:07:58,470 The daily show. 152 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,255 Oh my god ! 153 00:08:01,256 --> 00:08:03,456 - On the fucking ground. - Fuck you, motherf... 154 00:08:03,911 --> 00:08:05,492 What the hell are you doing ? 155 00:08:06,522 --> 00:08:08,436 No more games, no more bullshit. 156 00:08:08,471 --> 00:08:09,945 I want the marriage certificate. 157 00:08:10,893 --> 00:08:11,405 What ? 158 00:08:11,406 --> 00:08:16,850 I want the certificate or your boyfriend here is going to be just another dead nigger drug dealer. 159 00:08:20,010 --> 00:08:22,281 It's too late, I sent it to the XXX record. 160 00:08:23,914 --> 00:08:24,977 My wife ? 161 00:08:28,056 --> 00:08:29,272 My wife ! 162 00:08:30,406 --> 00:08:31,639 Why are you doing this ? 163 00:08:32,962 --> 00:08:34,644 Because I'm agent Wonderbread. 164 00:08:43,353 --> 00:08:44,354 Alright fuck it. 165 00:08:46,010 --> 00:08:48,381 Fuck the marriage certificate, here is how we gonna play it. 166 00:08:48,582 --> 00:08:49,173 Now. 167 00:08:49,983 --> 00:08:54,444 Take your last harvest, get a single buyer, make a quick deal and then hand all the cash over to me. 168 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:56,346 Every goddamn last penny. 169 00:08:57,987 --> 00:08:59,914 And then I want you to make every effort to ensure, 170 00:09:01,376 --> 00:09:02,695 that I'll never see you again. 171 00:09:08,503 --> 00:09:09,742 All of it ? 172 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:12,720 If you prefer prison, 173 00:09:13,016 --> 00:09:14,920 to giving up you payday I will take you down. 174 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,365 And if I got to, serves me right. 175 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:21,363 Because I let anything XXX for you. 176 00:09:22,279 --> 00:09:23,546 And you fucked me ! 177 00:09:29,616 --> 00:09:30,768 See you soon. 178 00:09:37,104 --> 00:09:38,458 Give me your fucking phone. 179 00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:48,442 You hear me now motherfucker ? You hear me ? 180 00:10:07,478 --> 00:10:08,901 Did you sleep in the guest room ? 181 00:10:09,540 --> 00:10:10,369 No. 182 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:11,934 Where were you ? 183 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:14,575 Fucking Doug. 184 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,066 What do you do now ? 185 00:10:16,101 --> 00:10:16,941 Me. 186 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,928 Celia what the hell are you talking about ? 187 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,408 I'm leaving you. 188 00:10:22,855 --> 00:10:25,365 The marriage is over, I want a divorce. 189 00:10:26,516 --> 00:10:27,776 I'm having an affair. 190 00:10:28,111 --> 00:10:29,324 With Doug. 191 00:10:34,891 --> 00:10:38,139 It's official, you've lost your mind ! 192 00:10:38,282 --> 00:10:41,605 Where do you think that I've been, all these nights ? 193 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,021 Why do you think that I've been so... happy ? 194 00:10:49,505 --> 00:10:50,625 Doug Wilson ? 195 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:52,463 I think it's best if you move out. 196 00:10:52,498 --> 00:10:54,779 I hear the oakwood in Burbank is very nice. 197 00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:56,284 Doug hates you ! 198 00:10:56,417 --> 00:10:58,485 Doug loves me, now. 199 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:02,566 Unbelievable. 200 00:11:02,967 --> 00:11:06,848 Why? You are so the kind of guy that stuff happens to ! 201 00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:09,492 Who's gonna tell Isabelle ? 202 00:11:10,180 --> 00:11:11,115 We'll tell her together. 203 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,961 I wanna live with dad ! 204 00:11:18,817 --> 00:11:21,148 How do you spell "hypocrisy" ? 205 00:11:21,383 --> 00:11:23,050 This is boring. 206 00:11:23,664 --> 00:11:24,361 Shane, 207 00:11:24,728 --> 00:11:26,064 I have to go out 208 00:11:26,781 --> 00:11:28,330 somewhere for a couple of hours. 209 00:11:28,422 --> 00:11:29,702 Lupita's in her room, 210 00:11:29,937 --> 00:11:32,213 Andy is ... some place. 211 00:11:33,404 --> 00:11:34,274 Are you okay ? 212 00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:36,239 I'm fine. 213 00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:37,610 You look anxious. 214 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:39,440 I'm fine. 215 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:40,887 Hi Mrs. Botwin. 216 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:42,249 Oh hi Gretchen. 217 00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:44,519 Shane's right, you look anxious. 218 00:11:44,933 --> 00:11:45,449 I'm fine. 219 00:11:45,729 --> 00:11:46,885 I'll be home soon. 220 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,293 Your mom's weird. 221 00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:53,090 I know. 222 00:12:31,204 --> 00:12:33,612 How do you spell " XXXmore " ? 223 00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:34,726 Who cares ? 224 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:37,716 Let's get drunk ! 225 00:12:37,951 --> 00:12:38,776 Drunk ? 226 00:12:40,831 --> 00:12:41,550 Hey guys ! 227 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:43,524 Hi Kat ! 228 00:12:43,559 --> 00:12:44,546 Hi ! 229 00:12:46,667 --> 00:12:48,067 I'm Shane's girlfriend. 230 00:12:48,091 --> 00:12:50,424 Oh lucky you ! 231 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:52,077 It's our one week anniversary. 232 00:12:52,550 --> 00:12:55,380 Oh my gosh I'm so happy for you guys, 233 00:12:55,422 --> 00:12:59,306 The first week is so hard ! But if you haven't slept with someone else by now, 234 00:12:59,887 --> 00:13:01,530 it's a pretty good sign. 235 00:13:03,132 --> 00:13:04,177 Hey buddy, 236 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:08,285 your mom gave me orders, we gotta go to the mall and pick you a graduation suit. 237 00:13:12,611 --> 00:13:13,482 I'm coming. 238 00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:16,007 I can take this to lot of places. 239 00:13:16,242 --> 00:13:17,954 I come to you out of respect. 240 00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,663 Respect my ass ! 241 00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:21,803 You came to me cause you're in trouble. 242 00:13:23,163 --> 00:13:24,949 Yes, yes I am. 243 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:29,937 And despite the fact that you threatened 244 00:13:31,303 --> 00:13:33,808 to kill me and orphan my children, 245 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,577 You're still the only person I can make this offer to that I trust. 246 00:13:36,878 --> 00:13:37,707 Hold on ! 247 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,270 Come on ! Let's go ! Don't be late ! 248 00:13:45,505 --> 00:13:47,711 Don't look at me like that I know your momma now. 249 00:13:49,523 --> 00:13:50,968 So what you got to say ? 250 00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,003 Buy our harvest. 251 00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:59,476 Bargain basement prices, walk away with 6 months worth of the best shit in town. 252 00:13:59,477 --> 00:14:01,076 Double, triple your investment. 253 00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:03,580 And who am I supposed to sell it to ? 254 00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:05,241 These kids here ? 255 00:14:05,906 --> 00:14:07,409 I know your game is shut down. 256 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,317 Take it back east. 257 00:14:10,061 --> 00:14:13,103 You're always talking about buying a place next to your sister's in Detroit. 258 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,052 Oh ! So now I'm supposed to traffic accross state-lines ! 259 00:14:17,087 --> 00:14:18,527 Ain't that genius ? 260 00:14:18,762 --> 00:14:23,564 Take a business it took me 20 years to build and just pick it up and move it some place else. 261 00:14:24,866 --> 00:14:28,155 You tell me you get into the shake-down for Mr Federal Agent ? 262 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:31,508 Well good, welcome to the fucking party ! 263 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,976 Conrad know you come to see me ? 264 00:14:36,111 --> 00:14:37,792 No. Are you buying or not ? 265 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,220 You too like them big companies pumpin toxic shit in the air 266 00:14:42,255 --> 00:14:46,821 and then actin' all surprise when ice-caps melt and hurricanes drown the world. 267 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,659 Fuck you, I drive a Prius. 268 00:14:56,218 --> 00:14:57,354 Hey Vanita, 269 00:14:57,982 --> 00:15:01,527 Conrad ended up to his bold fucking head. 270 00:15:02,076 --> 00:15:03,460 Oh we goin' to jail. 271 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,712 She's just so awesome ! 272 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:06,602 Uncle Andy ? 273 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,257 Do you love Kat ? 274 00:15:09,211 --> 00:15:11,244 No ! No no ! 275 00:15:11,926 --> 00:15:13,135 Then why are you with her ? 276 00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:14,858 She makes me crazy. 277 00:15:15,155 --> 00:15:16,697 And she makes me crazy. 278 00:15:16,912 --> 00:15:18,828 Will you stop hitting on my boyfriend ? 279 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:21,251 Hold him too tight and he'll turn into dust. 280 00:15:21,979 --> 00:15:22,653 Bite me ! 281 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,776 Alright, gloves off ! 282 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:25,739 You wanna piss me ? 283 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,398 It's all fucked up, and it's never boring. 284 00:15:30,599 --> 00:15:31,481 You know, look at this. 285 00:15:32,401 --> 00:15:33,376 See that scar ? 286 00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:37,722 She stabbed me with an icicle when she thought I kicked one of her spirit animals. 287 00:15:37,836 --> 00:15:39,602 What's a spirit animal ? 288 00:15:39,637 --> 00:15:41,705 Who the fuck knows ? 10 stitches. 289 00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:44,421 But she keeps me on my toes. 290 00:15:45,013 --> 00:15:45,793 All 8 of them. 291 00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:47,218 When I'm with her, 292 00:15:47,453 --> 00:15:48,359 I'm alive. 293 00:15:49,311 --> 00:15:50,123 It's him. 294 00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:52,227 We better go at the back, it's him. 295 00:15:52,462 --> 00:15:53,050 Who ? 296 00:15:53,051 --> 00:15:53,989 Abumchuk. 297 00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:55,333 The Eskimo ? 298 00:16:00,913 --> 00:16:01,589 He's big. 299 00:16:01,590 --> 00:16:03,427 Yeah, he wears a size 15 mukluk. 300 00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,459 It's go-time. 301 00:16:04,695 --> 00:16:05,748 Um, we're gonna take this one ! 302 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,030 Who are you ? 303 00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:18,133 I'm a business-woman. 304 00:16:18,488 --> 00:16:19,946 What do you want ? 305 00:16:20,401 --> 00:16:22,426 Something you want. 306 00:16:22,923 --> 00:16:23,885 Pussy ? 307 00:16:26,307 --> 00:16:27,595 Even better. 308 00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:40,071 Yo U-Turn ! 309 00:16:40,372 --> 00:16:41,694 Which which one is he ? 310 00:16:45,274 --> 00:16:46,600 See if you can guess. 311 00:16:48,191 --> 00:16:49,435 Lose the shirt ! 312 00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:53,683 (Check ball) 313 00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:01,644 What you want from me, man? 314 00:17:01,879 --> 00:17:04,401 I'm looking to sell about 30 pounds of sexy mama. 315 00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:05,530 That's a big move. 316 00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:06,933 Interested ? 317 00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:07,788 Rejected ! 318 00:17:08,323 --> 00:17:09,021 Alright. 319 00:17:09,022 --> 00:17:11,222 Man, I'm talking about your weak ass-suck ! 320 00:17:11,953 --> 00:17:13,030 I'll take some. 321 00:17:13,306 --> 00:17:14,091 Ball ! 322 00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,270 Let me ask you something ! 323 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:19,388 Why all bitches gotta be so fucked up you crazy shit ? 324 00:17:23,762 --> 00:17:25,486 Well, um. 325 00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:28,478 I don't know, um... it's not easy. 326 00:17:29,088 --> 00:17:32,536 Being a girl, you know we have a lot of... issues. 327 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:33,998 Fuck that bullshit ! 328 00:17:35,018 --> 00:17:35,881 Okay. 329 00:17:36,225 --> 00:17:39,368 You know all enough and that's the deal it's on the table, are you heavy enough to handle it ? 330 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:46,395 Do I look like I'm heavy enough ? 331 00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:49,336 You know this bitch what the fuck light me on fire ? 332 00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:51,527 What did you do ? 333 00:17:52,258 --> 00:17:53,134 I ain't do nothing ! 334 00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,149 I fucked her sister. 335 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:58,841 She only tried to... to let you how hurt she was. 336 00:17:59,036 --> 00:17:59,985 Hey I got hurt too ! 337 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,294 Skanky fuck her sister gave me crabs. 338 00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:05,553 That must be uncomfortable. 339 00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:06,729 It's like a motherfucker ! 340 00:18:06,864 --> 00:18:07,371 Lil' help ! 341 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:12,887 So how much ? 342 00:18:14,232 --> 00:18:15,231 Why so cheap ? 343 00:18:16,581 --> 00:18:17,592 We like you. 344 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,304 Are you in ? 345 00:18:19,907 --> 00:18:21,330 Yeah I'll take it. 346 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:24,870 Get the cash, I'll call you with an address. 347 00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:27,318 The deal go down tomorrow afternoon. 348 00:18:29,138 --> 00:18:30,419 What the fuck is that ? 349 00:18:30,758 --> 00:18:31,401 Dap ? 350 00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:33,074 It's what my son's taught me. 351 00:18:35,308 --> 00:18:36,397 Say Dap again. 352 00:18:36,924 --> 00:18:37,811 Dap 353 00:18:38,774 --> 00:18:40,360 That fuckin' tinkles me. 354 00:18:40,567 --> 00:18:41,328 Yeah me too, man ! 355 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,554 Shut the fuck up, Marvin ! 356 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,575 The motherfuckin' laid nigga. 357 00:18:49,927 --> 00:18:51,654 It's a pleasure doin' business with you. 358 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,414 Hey ! 359 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,967 Won't you take your shirt off ? Come ball with us. 360 00:18:57,445 --> 00:18:58,560 It's tempting. 361 00:18:59,612 --> 00:19:02,394 I wouldn't want Marvin's girlfriend to get the wrong idea though. 362 00:19:04,125 --> 00:19:08,331 Damn, Conrad ain't tapping in that pussy that's one dumb nigger. 363 00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:11,781 38 fucking pounds of MILF tomorrow afternoon. 364 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:15,608 Now where you (put) to get that kind of money by tomorrow ? 365 00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:17,062 Nigga we got guns ! 366 00:19:17,297 --> 00:19:19,562 They ain't got no army fuck you XXXX 367 00:19:21,644 --> 00:19:22,396 God ! 368 00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:24,235 I feel 369 00:19:25,109 --> 00:19:26,608 so liberated ! 370 00:19:29,782 --> 00:19:31,015 Did Dean freak out ? 371 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:31,832 He was just 372 00:19:32,367 --> 00:19:33,426 sad. 373 00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:36,683 Poor schmuck. 374 00:19:38,771 --> 00:19:40,139 How did Dana take it ? 375 00:19:41,323 --> 00:19:42,958 She would have been devastated. 376 00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:47,585 "Would have been" ? 377 00:19:49,637 --> 00:19:50,672 I was going to. 378 00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:51,639 Yes. 379 00:19:52,453 --> 00:19:53,652 I remember the plan. 380 00:19:53,787 --> 00:19:55,999 But I, I just, I couldn't. 381 00:19:57,145 --> 00:19:58,867 But hey, wait you know, we can still see each other ! 382 00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:00,657 I mean the sex is fantastic. 383 00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:03,658 And look at the bright side, one of us doesn't have to go sneaking around anymore ! 384 00:20:04,532 --> 00:20:05,717 Lucky you ! 385 00:20:07,384 --> 00:20:08,215 You didn't do it ? 386 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:09,172 You're mad, aren't you ? 387 00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:10,057 You didn't do it ! 388 00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,084 Oh you are mad ! 389 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:13,513 Why the fuck didn't you do it ? 390 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:17,629 Because you're a fucking spineless motherfucker ! 391 00:20:17,764 --> 00:20:18,749 That's why ! 392 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,882 Okay okay, you know Dean used to talk about the terrible things you've say to him. 393 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,252 The horrible way you treat him. 394 00:20:23,487 --> 00:20:26,377 Dana won't fuck me but she's a sweet heart, it's nice to live with sweet. 395 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:27,417 You're not sweet. 396 00:20:28,258 --> 00:20:29,849 I think this is a non-smoking room. 397 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:33,219 Actually I don't think it's smoking in any hotel room in the state of California. 398 00:20:34,684 --> 00:20:36,809 Okay now that's exactly what I was talking about. 399 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:46,903 Yeah 400 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:47,832 It's me. 401 00:20:48,861 --> 00:20:51,303 Tomorrow, 3 o'clock, at the Grow House. 402 00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:54,847 Just you, and me, and your friend, right ? 403 00:20:55,082 --> 00:20:56,635 You and me and the money. 404 00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:59,461 Oh I want you to bring your friend along to. 405 00:20:59,613 --> 00:21:00,301 Why ? 406 00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,914 It just wouldn't be fun without him. 407 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,114 I'll see you tomorrow sweat heart. 408 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:12,323 You need to get out of here before tomorrow. 409 00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,135 Oh fuck ! 410 00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:17,006 It's Shane's graduation, I can't do this ! 411 00:21:17,698 --> 00:21:19,294 You're gonna re-schedule with U-Turn ? 412 00:21:23,774 --> 00:21:24,563 Worst 413 00:21:24,818 --> 00:21:25,721 Mother 414 00:21:26,722 --> 00:21:27,572 Ever. 415 00:21:29,111 --> 00:21:30,580 Go to your boy's graduation. 416 00:21:30,981 --> 00:21:32,390 I will make this shit happen. 417 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,909 No, you need to get on a bus and go now. 418 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,611 You need to take that duffle bag and 419 00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:38,413 I'm stayin' ! 420 00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:09,161 Think about re-locating yourself. 421 00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:13,104 I'll see you tomorrow. 422 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:31,516 Oh stop being such a drama-queen ! 423 00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,708 You know you're not going anywhere. 424 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:34,859 What about yesterday ? 425 00:22:34,994 --> 00:22:36,068 I didn't mean it. 426 00:22:36,829 --> 00:22:37,982 So you didn't have an affair ? 427 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:39,695 No, I did. We did. 428 00:22:40,230 --> 00:22:40,797 But it's over. 429 00:22:40,932 --> 00:22:42,053 I'm over it. 430 00:22:42,188 --> 00:22:43,341 Well maybe I'm not. 431 00:22:43,886 --> 00:22:47,019 Oh stop, you're totally over-reacting. 432 00:22:47,254 --> 00:22:49,409 You know that you're not going anywhere. 433 00:22:49,544 --> 00:22:51,006 That's right, I'm not. 434 00:22:51,207 --> 00:22:51,851 You are. 435 00:22:54,847 --> 00:22:56,640 No, I'm not. 436 00:22:56,841 --> 00:22:57,837 Yeah, you are. 437 00:22:57,972 --> 00:22:59,512 Your bags are packed. 438 00:22:59,813 --> 00:23:02,162 You are no longer welcomed in my house. 439 00:23:02,497 --> 00:23:03,151 I'm done. 440 00:23:03,395 --> 00:23:04,196 Dean ! 441 00:23:04,917 --> 00:23:06,406 Done. Finished. 442 00:23:06,741 --> 00:23:07,577 Good bye ! 443 00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,492 I'm not going anywhere ! 444 00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:11,668 Use your car key. 445 00:23:13,502 --> 00:23:15,080 I suggest you hire a lawyer. 446 00:23:16,521 --> 00:23:19,305 I've been thinking it might be a good idea to ... 447 00:23:19,873 --> 00:23:20,881 live ... 448 00:23:21,016 --> 00:23:22,401 somewhere else ! 449 00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:23,900 For a while. 450 00:23:24,181 --> 00:23:24,843 You know, 451 00:23:25,478 --> 00:23:27,623 get a fresh start. 452 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:28,570 Flee. 453 00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:30,364 Relocate. 454 00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:31,247 Okay ? 455 00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:32,500 What does 456 00:23:33,764 --> 00:23:35,584 everyone think about that ? 457 00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:36,931 I'm up for it ! 458 00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:39,424 Andy get rid of her. 459 00:23:40,713 --> 00:23:42,186 I'm a part of this family. 460 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:46,902 Just because you are crazy and we're crazy does not mean we're related. 461 00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:49,438 I'm gonna grow on you, you'll see. 462 00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:51,903 Wait in the van. 463 00:23:52,011 --> 00:23:53,182 This isn't about Abumchuck ? 464 00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:54,526 Actually no. 465 00:23:55,677 --> 00:23:56,865 Who are we fleeing from, then ? 466 00:23:56,866 --> 00:23:58,122 It's not Abumchuck. 467 00:23:58,886 --> 00:24:00,390 About Abumchuck, 468 00:24:01,539 --> 00:24:02,930 he's not really my boyfriend. 469 00:24:04,287 --> 00:24:05,295 Please don't make me guess. 470 00:24:05,530 --> 00:24:06,515 Don't worry he's ... 471 00:24:06,950 --> 00:24:09,010 just this bounty hunter. 472 00:24:09,351 --> 00:24:11,535 I did something illegal. 473 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:15,890 Can Kat come with us ? 474 00:24:15,891 --> 00:24:17,111 No ! 475 00:24:17,216 --> 00:24:18,813 So why we gotta blow town ? 476 00:24:19,048 --> 00:24:21,042 You're now not cool with what you're doing anymore ? 477 00:24:23,307 --> 00:24:28,471 I'm just thinking we should explore the notion of perhaps living somewhere else. 478 00:24:28,606 --> 00:24:29,485 Costa Rica. 479 00:24:31,833 --> 00:24:33,361 You are a drug dealer. 480 00:24:43,666 --> 00:24:44,909 Yes Shane. 481 00:24:45,644 --> 00:24:49,152 I grow and sell Marijuana. 482 00:24:51,463 --> 00:24:52,683 It's organic. 483 00:24:53,735 --> 00:24:54,876 It's therapeutic. 484 00:24:55,543 --> 00:24:57,074 It's of the earth. 485 00:24:58,023 --> 00:24:58,697 Like... 486 00:24:59,094 --> 00:25:00,127 tomatoes ! 487 00:25:01,519 --> 00:25:03,995 Yeah, like tomatoes. 488 00:25:06,653 --> 00:25:07,582 Fuck this. 489 00:25:09,232 --> 00:25:13,468 You go in your room and lock the door one more time... 490 00:25:13,469 --> 00:25:14,913 Not a good time to leave big guy. 491 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:18,625 Fucking XXX with him ? 492 00:25:20,568 --> 00:25:22,792 Am I still gonna have my graduation party tomorrow ? 493 00:25:23,027 --> 00:25:23,727 Yeah ! 494 00:25:24,959 --> 00:25:28,055 Might have to double as a going-away party. 495 00:25:32,496 --> 00:25:33,640 What she gonna do ? 496 00:25:33,675 --> 00:25:35,315 I'm as curious as you are. 497 00:25:41,757 --> 00:25:42,622 Silas. 498 00:25:42,857 --> 00:25:44,240 Unlock this door ! 499 00:26:31,534 --> 00:26:35,037 RRRRR DRUGS ARE WROOOOOOOOOONG !!! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net