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- ... supervised.
- You sold $2.000 in a day.
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- Impressive huh?
- Your brother is mad at me.
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- I put him in majestic summer school.
- Maybe you and I can solve a murder.
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Blood samples point
to Kyle and Jill.
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Jill had an abortion!
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I'm setting in front of you documents
which will honorably discharge you
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from the US army reserves.
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- Can you grow here?
- Hell yeah it's perfect.
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Allright, teach me some
more grow business.
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Guillermo's crew is all moody
'cause I jacked his horse.
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I left you a package
in the garage.
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I need you to hold on to it
for a spell.
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Weeds - Saison 3 - Épisode 6
Grasshopper
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Transcript by Testexam
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Synchro et relecture :
Michvanilly / Macanto / [dx] / San-A
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Good morning.
you want huevos rancheros?
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Why are you cooking
without clothes?
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No I have underwear on.
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There's a cotton barrier between
my eggs and yours.
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Would you please take a walk
into the laundry room with me?
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Oh, please tell me there's
not a body in there.
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- Yowza.
- Heroin.
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- Heroin-o-licious.
- Oh put it back.
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Are you a smack dealer
now Nancy?
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Oh, bringing the hammer, down!
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turnin' out the bitch!
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- Hardcore!
- How much is it worth?
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I'm no expert.
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I've heard tar is worth between
$40,000 and $80,000 a key,
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and we've got 20 keys
in there, and that's wholesale.
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Once you break down into
chunks and balloons,
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you're talking about
10 times that.
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It's awesome.
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Calm down, you
don't understand.
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Oh, wait, is your...
oh, jesus, Andy!
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What? That's a lot of money,
I'm excited for us.
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Are you insane?
This isn't ours.
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We're not heroin dealers.
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That stuff scares the
shit out of me.
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- Hello?
- Good, you're up.
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- We're throwing a party.
- Are we?
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I had a vision in the
middle of the night.
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Think big and festive.
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Mixed drinks, strong,
and real food
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None of that California
healthy crap.
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Fried things,
wrapped in bacon.
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- Crowd pleasers.
- When are we throwing this party?
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Tomorrow, for the Agrestic city council.
And whoever else matters
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in wherever the
fuck it is you live.
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Nice, tomorrow,
as in 24 hours?
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Well, I was thinking late
afternoon, so it's more like 31.
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Your budget's 5 grand.
make it look like $10,000.
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I've emailed you a guest list:
mayor asshole, council man asshole,
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any other important assholes
you can think of, add them on.
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- Is this gonna be a problem?
- No, no, all good.
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Great, wear something that
shows off those sexy legs.
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I look forward to seeing
where they end sometime.
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That's your one for the day.
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- Did I, uh, hear "party"?
- Yes, for the city council, go on.
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- Get out of here.
- Aw politicians, shit, this is perfect.
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We can unload at least a key.
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These are U-turn's drugs, and he's
going to take them back.
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You... are going to shave...
and find a clean shirt.
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because you are going to
cater this soiree,
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because we are going to have
the party here tomorrow night.
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Here? Not a restaurant or a hall?
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Not if we want to make
4 grands.
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Take $1,000.
make it look like $5,000.
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I don't remember volunteering my
services, maybe I have plans tomorrow.
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Maybe I have a playdate
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- You live here for free.
- Yes.
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You eat my food, you wipe your
ass with my toilet paper.
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I don't have to ask you shit.
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Get in there and finish
frying your eggs,
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think of a menu that includes
pork-wrapped items.
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And wash your hands.
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I need now is for the boys to
eat heroin eggs for breakfast.
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Right, cuz then they'd
want it everyday.
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Welcome, to your
new home miss Hodes.
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We've got it promised out next week,
some folk shooting a movie,
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But after that,
she's all yours.
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Thank you Sullivan Groff.
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Of course, we'll have to keep it in
the corporation's name
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for the first six months...
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A house is a fat piece of swag to hide.
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Oh it works for me.
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Keeps it out of my husband's
stubby, little sausage fingers.
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- Husband?
- Yeah.
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- You're not wearing a ring.
- I'm separated.
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Dancing my way to divorce.
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This is an amazing living room.
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They call this "the great room".
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This... is the room that
sells the house.
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Oh, flat screen goes right here.
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- What the fuck?
- Here, get behind me.
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God!
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"Whore"...
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- "Cunt"!
- Cunt.
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And another "whore".
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"Whore"... fucking Doug.
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But you got to admit, he's quite
accurate with a 5 iron.
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I'm not dressed for this.
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You said you wanted to talk.
this is my fitness time.
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Ow, quit it!
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Bob and weave, Bob and weave.
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Oh, no, too slow.
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- Come on!
- Ok.
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When are you coming to take
your trunk out of my house?
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- Oh you looked didn't you?
- It's in my house.
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And there it shall remain,
grasshopper.
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Listen...
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I'm throwing a party tomorrow, it can't
be storage space for your... heroin.
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Get the trunk, out of
my house, now.
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No more complaining.
Now, move your feet!
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Come on!
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What am I doing here?
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You are working off your debt
and your ass.
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Keep moving.
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- What do you want from me?
- I'm thinking about grooming you.
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I'm thinking about the future.
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Yeah, that's 'cause Marvin
is a fat fool!
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Maybe one day
you'll be my lieutenant.
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- No, thank you.
- Oh!
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Okay...
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Yeah, I wasn't asking,
and you ain't there yet.
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Just keep on watching
and learning,
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and we'll see what happens.
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Never turn down
an opportunity to learn.
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- You're right.
- No, I'm left.
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See? See what I'm saying?
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Listen... when we done here,
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I'm gonna give you an address
downtown, 7:30 sharp.
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- It's a surprise.
- I don't like surprises.
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You're gonna like this one.
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Now, come on!
keep dancing, girl! Aah!
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Bingo!
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Oh, so close.
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All right, new game.
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Picture frame.
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So that means we fill out the
whole outer edge of the card...
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Top row, bottom row, side,
and side, all filled in.
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Now, this is a long one, everyone,
so settle in...
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and let's bingo!
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It's an indica blend, so it's
not too harsh, not too heady.
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It has a real calming effect.
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Son, I don't need a sales pitch.
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Just tell me this...
Will it fuck me up?
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Yes, sir,
it will fuck you up good.
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Benine.
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Good news. Your tumor is B-9.
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B-9
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Hurry up and give it to me.
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This girl is giving me a headache.
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Before
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- And after.
- Very good!
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Before.
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N-37.
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It is a known fact that in africa,
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the lions rule the Serengeti plain.
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All right,
I need you to try one of each.
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I have stuffed mushrooms,
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little smokies wrapped in bacon,
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chicken satay, and rumaki.
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Feast and praise.
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Is this dinner?
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Yeah, sure, I guess. try.
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This sucks.
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How can it suck?
it's wrapped in bacon.
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Not the food.
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This... Me and you.
I want family dinner
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I need to talk to mom.
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I'm your uncle. talk to me.
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Can you convince mom
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that I'm better off
sitting home all summer
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than stuck in a classroom
full of religious zealots
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proselytizing
a form of fundamentalism
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that's two klicks away from jihad?
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Maybe you better talk to your mom.
Try another smoky.
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When's mom coming home?
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Uh, not sure. She has
a "ladies in business" thing.
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She's at a drug thing, isn't she?
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No.
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Yeah, she's at a drug thing.
your mother's a drug dealer.
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Why do you make me say it? Why?
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- Bud, where you going?
- I'm not hungry.
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Okay, no more hors d'oeuvres.
I'll make some pasta.
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We'll watch bikini
chicks eat crickets.
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No, thanks.
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I'm gonna go read.
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Reading?
You kids today and your reading.
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The male's barbed penis
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will make sex so painful
for the female
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that she snarls and snaps at
him when he retreats.
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So he bites the scruff of her
neck to hold her down.
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Now, the bite may appear to be
dangerous and aggressive...
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Someone get the door!
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- Who is it?
- I don't know who it is,
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because someone hasn't
put up my security cameras
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like I asked 17 times.
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Hey, I'm working the crops here.
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You ain't doing nothing
but smoking mores
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and running water
through dollhouses.
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Why don't you get your ass up
a ladder and do it?
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- Should I get it?
- yeah, see who it is.
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What I do with my time
is none of your damn business.
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And when I ask you to do
something, you fucking do it,
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'cause I'm your aunt, I'm your
elder, and I will beat you down.
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It ain't like you don't know we
supposed to have a security s...
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What the fuck you doing here?
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Don't just stand there...
invite a nigga in.
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Next time I ring your bell, you
better hurry up and let me in.
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Next time you in my face, gargle.
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Oh, you a wild girl, Vaneeta.
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Why'd you bring him here?
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He brought me. it was a surprise.
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I didn't even know
about this place.
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I know everything.
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Now, come over here.
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I don't want my soldiers
fraternizing with the help.
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This is not me.
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How could you think I'd like this?
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The fun's just getting started.
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Now, where's our crop?
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It ain't ready.
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What you mean, "it ain't ready"?!
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Y'all had a minute to get
this place up and running.
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Y'all got more excuses
than a nigger in court.
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Pull it up, dry it out!
let's hit the streets!
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Come on, let's move, now!
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Look, I told you...
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It ain't ready.
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Can't force nature.
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Oh, no? Hmm.
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Seedless watermelon...
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Broccoflower, aprium...
half apricot, half plum.
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Bullshit, you can't force nature.
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They even got a hypoallergenic
cat you can buy for 4 grand.
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Knock over a plant.
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What?
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You need to learn to wreck shit.
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Let them know you mean business.
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Look, I'm all for wrecking shit
to make a point.
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I do it with my kids all the time.
But we're wrecking our own shit.
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Don't argue with me.
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Just go over there
and bust some shit up
246
00:12:49,889 --> 00:12:52,631
before I have to bust one of
them up, and wait for my cue.
247
00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,366
So, y'all motherfuckers
think we playin', huh?
248
00:12:56,856 --> 00:12:59,421
I want my fuckin'crop in a month!
249
00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:09,636
Now, do it right!
250
00:13:09,783 --> 00:13:10,783
Fine.
251
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,181
All right, louis...
252
00:13:17,605 --> 00:13:18,605
Show's over.
253
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,421
You'll get your fuckin'crops,
254
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:23,338
and then we're done with your ass.
255
00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:28,016
Your grandmother always said
you were a bad seed.
256
00:13:28,628 --> 00:13:31,793
Now look at you...
full-grown shit bush.
257
00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:33,578
You old fool.
258
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:37,054
It's over when I say it's over.
259
00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:38,435
Aah!
260
00:13:45,664 --> 00:13:47,228
All right, Nancy, let's go.
261
00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:52,909
Did you fuckin'apologize?
262
00:13:53,547 --> 00:13:54,925
What's the matter with you?
263
00:13:55,044 --> 00:13:58,413
Listen, "thug" means never
having to say you're sorry.
264
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:04,502
An underground canal
will carry the sewage
265
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:05,638
right through agrestic
266
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:07,789
to our water-treatment plant
in van nuys.
267
00:14:08,659 --> 00:14:10,737
- Are you coming to the party later?
268
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,382
- Yes
- Well, how about being my date?
269
00:14:13,502 --> 00:14:14,936
We're ready to break ground, sir.
270
00:14:15,056 --> 00:14:16,224
What do you want now?
271
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,497
You ever watch a man
play with a big machine?
272
00:14:18,955 --> 00:14:21,885
Not for a long time, but you
still didn't answer my question.
273
00:14:22,907 --> 00:14:24,544
Get over your issues, celia.
274
00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:26,064
I want you.
275
00:14:26,509 --> 00:14:28,914
Let's just start with a date,
and we'll take it from there.
276
00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:34,480
- okay, stop right there.
- can I help you?
277
00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:36,195
- Mr. Groff?
- Dumb name.
278
00:14:36,315 --> 00:14:38,361
- And you are?
- Warden Shlapobersky,
279
00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:39,657
from the wildlife commission.
280
00:14:40,063 --> 00:14:41,875
A mammal on our
endangered-species list
281
00:14:41,995 --> 00:14:44,218
may lose its habitat
with this new construction.
282
00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,008
We have to insist
that you halt all work
283
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,865
until we've further
investigated the matter.
284
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,679
Let me guess... the dirt shrew.
285
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:50,869
Yeah, yeah.
286
00:14:51,201 --> 00:14:53,672
Looks like a jackrabbit
and a big rat fucked.
287
00:14:53,908 --> 00:14:55,967
You're not getting
anything else from me, wilson.
288
00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:57,080
This store is closed.
289
00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:58,577
Well, this project is on hold
290
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,511
until there's a full report
on the dirt shrew,
291
00:15:00,631 --> 00:15:03,163
and I'm referring to
the endangered animal,
292
00:15:03,386 --> 00:15:05,027
not the one
in the hard hat and heels
293
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:06,543
who's been sucking your dick.
294
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,189
I said, "don't let me move"!
295
00:15:14,309 --> 00:15:16,151
You're big. you're a large man.
296
00:15:16,395 --> 00:15:17,735
It's hard to keep you in one place.
297
00:15:17,855 --> 00:15:18,880
I don't let you move.
298
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,732
Shut the fuck up!
I ain't talking to you!
299
00:15:22,123 --> 00:15:23,823
Tell him to shut his fuckin'mouth.
300
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,615
Shut your fucking mouth, Marvin!
301
00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,259
That's good.
302
00:15:29,481 --> 00:15:31,442
Oh, that was really good.
303
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,251
Hey, listen,
if you don't really need me,
304
00:15:36,463 --> 00:15:37,944
I need to go to the flower mart
305
00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:41,044
to pick up some Casablanca
Lilies for my boss's party, and...
306
00:15:41,579 --> 00:15:44,368
and I hear that all the wedding planners
get there early and buy them all.
307
00:15:45,342 --> 00:15:47,460
He'll kill me if this party tanks.
308
00:15:48,171 --> 00:15:49,455
You're being hyperbolic.
309
00:15:51,038 --> 00:15:53,512
I don't think
he'll actually kill you.
310
00:15:54,566 --> 00:15:55,566
But me...
311
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,605
I'm a different matter.
312
00:16:01,203 --> 00:16:03,252
- Put your hand on my shoulder.
- Why?
313
00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,665
It helps me pay attention
to my form! Do it!
314
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,789
Review time.
315
00:16:09,855 --> 00:16:11,517
What did we learn last night?
316
00:16:13,052 --> 00:16:15,728
Lesson... make an impact.
317
00:16:20,376 --> 00:16:22,122
I'm a drug dealer...
318
00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:26,027
... And I'm great at what I do.
319
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,104
Don't you want to be great
at what you do?
320
00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:30,401
Yeah.
321
00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:34,379
You been learning good, novice.
322
00:16:34,966 --> 00:16:36,203
But you got to do better.
323
00:16:37,011 --> 00:16:38,077
More money...
324
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:40,119
Results...
325
00:16:40,531 --> 00:16:41,660
Faster.
326
00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:53,704
Now go get those lilies.
327
00:16:58,023 --> 00:17:01,030
Hi, we haven't
officially met. I'm Tara.
328
00:17:01,678 --> 00:17:02,678
Silas.
329
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,540
Hmm, community-service boy.
330
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:09,126
I saw you sell mr. Mertes
an eighth.
331
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:10,965
Nice cross.
332
00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,702
Yes, well, I'm tight with the lord.
333
00:17:14,541 --> 00:17:17,304
So, he's aware you can spot
an eighth from across the room?
334
00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:21,223
He is. In fact, he, uh,
he likes it when I get stoned.
335
00:17:22,057 --> 00:17:23,716
We have some great talks.
336
00:17:24,973 --> 00:17:26,750
Are you gonna tell on me?
337
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:29,030
Not if you smoke me out.
338
00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:31,574
Right now?
339
00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:36,103
Tomorrow. Same time.
340
00:17:36,767 --> 00:17:37,885
Gladwell park.
341
00:17:39,051 --> 00:17:42,183
Uh, smoke me out, and
I'll tell you about my friend.
342
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,462
Jesus.
343
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,458
That's the one.
344
00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:55,422
Hey, hey,
go easy on the jumbo shrimp.
345
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,732
Those are expensive.
346
00:17:56,890 --> 00:17:58,299
Dumb name can afford it.
347
00:18:00,673 --> 00:18:02,140
(Hey, hey, shh!)
348
00:18:02,308 --> 00:18:03,938
You got to let it go, man.
349
00:18:04,473 --> 00:18:05,895
Love the food, pal.
350
00:18:06,654 --> 00:18:07,851
Want you to give
a friend of mine a call.
351
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,606
We're shooting a movie
in one of our empty houses.
352
00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:13,115
Needs a caterer.
you'll thank me later.
353
00:18:13,297 --> 00:18:15,073
Hey, you did a good job.
354
00:18:16,197 --> 00:18:18,634
How much of the budget
did you stuff in your bra?
355
00:18:21,515 --> 00:18:22,818
Uh, half.
356
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:25,270
- Can I feel?
- No
357
00:18:25,735 --> 00:18:28,422
In that case, next time,
spring for a hall.
358
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:31,002
Now, you see that fella...
359
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,699
Baldy, the white-haired clown?
360
00:18:33,139 --> 00:18:34,380
Let me know
when he's good and shitfaced.
361
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,993
I need his signature on something.
362
00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:38,097
And that woman there
in the chanel knockoff...
363
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,173
She needs the recipe
for the stuffed mushrooms.
364
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,123
She's a big fan.
she's also someone's wife.
365
00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:47,274
I need to borrow her
for a minute.
366
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,772
You are going to talk to me.
367
00:18:52,871 --> 00:18:55,282
In, in. Okay, listen.
368
00:18:56,863 --> 00:19:00,059
I know we're in the middle
of the party and everything,
369
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,373
but, Nancy,
you have got to stop hating me.
370
00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:06,055
- I don't hate you.
- But you do.
371
00:19:06,324 --> 00:19:07,609
Celia, I don't.
372
00:19:07,799 --> 00:19:09,335
Listen, you got me a job.
373
00:19:09,890 --> 00:19:13,066
What's done is done. I don't want to
fight anymore. Let's just leave it.
374
00:19:14,283 --> 00:19:15,090
Good, then.
375
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,535
- Okay ?
- I'm glad.
376
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:19,568
- Great.
- Goddamn it!
377
00:19:20,249 --> 00:19:22,767
These fucking
ankle-strap shoes.
378
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:30,150
Has Sullivan
ever talked about me?
379
00:19:30,964 --> 00:19:33,064
- What?
- Has he ever mentioned me?
380
00:19:35,491 --> 00:19:37,949
Yes. He calls you
the hot redhead.
381
00:19:38,329 --> 00:19:39,968
Are you sure
he was talking about me?
382
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:42,167
Because I've always thought
I was more...
383
00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:46,483
...Auburn with, like,
strawberry blond highlights.
384
00:19:46,746 --> 00:19:49,461
He was definitely talking
about you. He likes you.
385
00:19:49,665 --> 00:19:50,998
You should go be with him.
386
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:54,559
Nancy, there you are. Matt Keefe
doesn't have a drink in his hand.
387
00:19:54,713 --> 00:19:55,716
Hey, man, what's up?
388
00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,844
Did you tell some woman
in a Chanel knockoff
389
00:19:57,966 --> 00:19:59,740
she could go through
my recipe box?
390
00:20:00,215 --> 00:20:01,853
Out, out,
all of you, all of you!
391
00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:03,044
This room is off limits!
392
00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:04,576
Okay? Out. Get out.
393
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:06,063
- I'm really glad...
- Get out!
394
00:20:10,057 --> 00:20:11,379
What are you doing down here?
395
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,255
These little smokies
are like crack.
396
00:20:13,362 --> 00:20:14,465
Don't eat too many of them.
397
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,051
They're filled with nitrates.
398
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:17,887
I really have to talk to you.
399
00:20:18,076 --> 00:20:19,228
Well, bad time.
400
00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:20,667
We'll talk later. I promise.
401
00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:30,911
You look beautiful tonight.
402
00:20:31,706 --> 00:20:32,711
Thank you.
403
00:20:32,971 --> 00:20:34,589
I want to thank you
for being my date.
404
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,212
You're welcome.
405
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:51,106
You know
I'm gonna keep trying.
406
00:20:51,528 --> 00:20:52,531
Good.
407
00:21:20,542 --> 00:21:21,553
Who are you?
408
00:21:23,677 --> 00:21:25,044
A sheep in god's flock.
409
00:21:26,256 --> 00:21:27,759
Let me hear you say "baa."
410
00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:33,193
You want a drink?
411
00:21:33,478 --> 00:21:36,246
Mr. Johnson gave it to me
after he confused me with his war buddy.
412
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,494
I don't drink.
413
00:21:38,782 --> 00:21:40,917
Wine's okay
because jesus drank that,
414
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,992
but, other than wine,
I don't drink.
415
00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:46,536
But you smoke.
416
00:21:47,335 --> 00:21:49,307
Only weed, not cigarettes.
417
00:21:50,591 --> 00:21:51,598
Never cigarettes.
418
00:21:52,454 --> 00:21:55,709
You don't drink,
you don't smoke cigarettes.
419
00:21:56,118 --> 00:21:58,327
Let me guess...
you don't have sex either?
420
00:21:58,487 --> 00:21:59,949
Not until I'm married.
421
00:22:05,183 --> 00:22:08,108
How can you be all into jesus
and still smoke weed?
422
00:22:10,354 --> 00:22:12,748
Because pot is natural.
423
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:15,269
It's not processed.
424
00:22:15,697 --> 00:22:17,152
It's made by god himself,
425
00:22:17,615 --> 00:22:18,831
so it's spiritual,
426
00:22:19,728 --> 00:22:21,652
elevates you, opens your mind,
427
00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:25,597
and that's what god's love
is all about.
428
00:22:27,772 --> 00:22:28,953
I can see your boner.
429
00:22:29,887 --> 00:22:30,911
Fuck.
430
00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:32,639
Don't be embarrassed.
431
00:22:32,794 --> 00:22:35,877
I mean, that's
part of god's love, too.
432
00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:37,952
Once you're married.
433
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:41,086
You're right.
My virginity is for my husband...
434
00:22:43,002 --> 00:22:45,057
But that doesn't mean
we can't have some fun.
435
00:23:09,865 --> 00:23:10,869
You okay?
436
00:23:11,702 --> 00:23:12,706
Of course.
437
00:23:13,367 --> 00:23:15,125
I was just at this party
last night
438
00:23:15,335 --> 00:23:18,241
and fell up on two
big-booty freaks, that's all.
439
00:23:18,795 --> 00:23:21,259
- They kept a brother up all night.
- I'm coming!
440
00:23:21,626 --> 00:23:24,210
Keeping up with my heart rate,
swinging my arms.
441
00:23:24,343 --> 00:23:25,547
You gonna let him beat you?
442
00:23:25,674 --> 00:23:28,197
Come on! First one
to the next tree wins!
443
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,196
U-Turn? Oh, my god.
444
00:23:36,297 --> 00:23:37,422
Oh, my god. Marvin!
445
00:23:40,403 --> 00:23:42,652
What is it?
What's wrong with him?
446
00:23:43,091 --> 00:23:44,237
He got high blood pressure.
447
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,462
I saw some people
at the bottom of the hill.
448
00:23:46,565 --> 00:23:49,014
Run and ask them if they have
a banana. He needs potassium!
449
00:23:49,114 --> 00:23:50,421
I'll stay here.
you'll be okay.
450
00:24:02,621 --> 00:24:04,297
You bitch-ass bitch...
451
00:24:07,264 --> 00:24:08,278
I got you now.
452
00:24:15,199 --> 00:24:19,140
This is for saying I was too
stupid to be your second in command.
453
00:24:20,222 --> 00:24:23,818
And this is for laughing at me
for going to "Dreamgirls"
454
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:26,357
and for never
letting me count the money.
455
00:24:27,444 --> 00:24:28,656
You gonna die, motherfucker.
456
00:24:45,537 --> 00:24:46,799
Don't die on me, coz!
457
00:24:47,021 --> 00:24:48,523
No one has any bananas.
458
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,348
We need to get him
out of here.
459
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:51,496
Let's pick him up.
460
00:24:51,962 --> 00:24:53,389
U-Turn's dead!
461
00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:56,564
He's dead!
462
00:24:56,865 --> 00:24:58,566
What am I supposed to
do now, man?!
463
00:24:59,191 --> 00:25:01,217
What the fuck
am I supposed to do, man?!
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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