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- I'm making a buy.
- You come back with five figures,
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and we'll do business.
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Any chance I could borrow $10,000?
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I know an accountant/councilman
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with access to a certain
civic investment portfolio.
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Make it $50,000.
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Summer reading from internal affairs.
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It appears Pete was the brains
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behind the skimming,
extortion, wiretapping.
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Good thing for us he turned up the way
he did, and we don't have to get honest.
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- How's tim doing?
- How do you think he's doing?
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- His father's dead.
- Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
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- Who's your friend?
- Peter's ex-wife.
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Are you fucking insane?
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- I thought dean was out of your life.
- He was...
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Until the handitard went
and drove off of a cliff.
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is he going to be okay?
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The initial surgery was successful,
but he'll need several more.
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We are getting a divorce.
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There's no one else but you.
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Oh, God.
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Sanjay, your territories are
colleges, junior colleges...
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And gay bars and dance clubs.
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Tara's completely active in the church.
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The Lord wants me to sell pot,
Ms. Botwin.
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Fine, you're in.
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Do I get a cellphone, too?
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Yeah. Take Silas's.
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I'd like my phone back.
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I have other plans for you.
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Teach him to grow.
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All right, Nancy. You want your boy
to be my bitch,
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he'll be my bitch.
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What we need is to redirect
a small portion
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of our sewage through your town.
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Shit highway could be
our road to riches.
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We need these votes.
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I'm thinking a golf membership.
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- Your membership's been revoked.
- What?
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God bless the new Majestic!
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Holy shit!
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That's a lot of sewage.
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That motherfucker...
I'm gonna have him killed.
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Weeds - Season 3 - Episode 10
Roy Till called
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Transcript by testexam
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Synchro : Macanto / [dx]
Michvanilly / San-A
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{special thanks to :}
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From the boys at sigma alpha delta.
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Thank you, Sanjay.
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You may have another.
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The youth pastor is a wake-and-baker.
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Holy smokes.
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Thank you.
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Why is this all wet?
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Water park.
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That's $20,000.
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The way things are going, I'll
have the rest in a few days.
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Why is this stack wet?
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Water park.
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So, all the money goes back
into the Agrestic account.
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No trails back to us.
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There's no more Agrestic, Nance.
No town. We're good.
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- Let's keep it.
- Doug.
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I might be a drug dealer,
but I'm no embezzler.
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We'll put it back... Eventually.
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Until they figure out which way is up,
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we could use this capital
to our advantage.
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Yeah.
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I'm not comfortable with this.
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Well, get comfortable.
Buy more drugs, sell more drugs.
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And then when we're crazy rich,
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we can pay back Agrestic and buy
corn dogs for all of Darfur.
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I'm not sure corn dogs are first up
on the wish list in Darfur.
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My point is, we need this capital
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if we're gonna be the weed-mart
of the San Fernando Valley.
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Homegrown depot. Potco.
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You need to trust me on this, Nancy.
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I don't tell you how to move a brick.
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Fine.
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For now.
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Listen, Doug, a word of advice...
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Watch your back.
Sullivan's on the warpath.
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I didn't do anything.
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So you had nothing to do
with that pipe exploding?
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That was clearly an act of God.
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Well, tell god to watch his back.
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Nancy, don't anthropomorphize god.
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That sounds like fun.
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Tim and Shane together?
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We could give it a shot.
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Yeah, I know where that is. Great.
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Terrific. All right.
We'll see you there. Bye, Val.
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You got a call.
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From who?
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Roy Till.
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I don't know Roy Till.
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Roy Till knew you.
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And what did Roy Till want?
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I asked Roy Till that very question.
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Why are you making me
work so hard for this?
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Because Captain Roy Till
is with the D.E.A...
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Because he wants you to come down
to his office as soon as possible...
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Because he said you've probably
been expecting this call.
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That was my reaction.
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The side effects
may be urinary incontinence,
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migraine, fuzzy vision, rapid heartbeat,
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swollen limbs, depression, mania,
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nocturnal psychosis,
erectile dysfunction...
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Wake up.
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It's not a dream.
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Here's his feeding schedule.
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And the physical-therapy
exercises are in the binder.
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- You gonna have to change his diaper.
- Stop...
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... speaking.
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Fine. Figure it out yourself.
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I have no memory of giving birth to you.
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None whatsoever.
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There is no god.
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You have to change my diaper
so I don't get a rash.
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Not gonna happen.
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I stood by you when you had cancer.
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Yeah... My cancer didn't stink.
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Celia, if I get a rash,
it could get infected,
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and my body can't fight off
infection right now.
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Will you die?
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Worse.
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I'll have to have a lot more surgeries,
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and you'll have to take care
of me for a longer.
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This is not right.
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After we change me,
we should do some exercises.
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You're enjoying this, aren't you?
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Seeing me miserable.
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It's the only silver lining
on a very dark cloud.
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I'm looking for Roy Till.
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Nancy Botwin.
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Am I in the right place?
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Captain Till's been waiting for you.
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That's her.
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I have questions.
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- You do?
- Sit.
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I see you don't use the name Scottson.
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Uh, no.
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Kids... Kids are Botwin.
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Keeping it... consistent.
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You and Pete kept your marriage
awful quiet.
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Why?
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- Do I need a lawyer?
- Frankly, I'm a little surprised
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you didn't come clean to us
about this sooner.
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- Why's that?
- So you could get what you have
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coming to you.
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Why don't we settle all this right now?
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And "all this" would be?
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Life-insurance check
made out to Nancy Scottson.
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Shouldn't be any trouble to cash
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if you show the bank a copy
of the marriage license.
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Also, forms to fill out so...
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we can start sending you
his pension checks.
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Look at that.
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Things from Pete's desk.
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That should close the book on all this.
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Again, "all this"?
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We don't know what Pete told you
and what he didn't.
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Frankly, we don't care.
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What he was involved with when he died,
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who he was involved with...
It's all in the past.
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We'd rather think the best of him.
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I'm sure you would, too.
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- The best.
- But should it not remain in the past,
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well, that would seriously
affect his pension.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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Yes... Completely, totally.
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- That's all, Mrs. Scottson.
- Botwin.
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Mrs. Botwin.
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God bless you.
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My condolences.
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You are the sun. You control it all.
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If you don't keep a light
schedule, seeds will sprout
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and reach for whatever source
of light they can find.
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Not too different from humans,
but that's another lecture.
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Point is, you didn't put
the grow light on a timer,
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so these went toward my light,
made them spindly.
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These seeds were your responsibility.
You fucked them up.
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Sorry.
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Things okay at home?
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Are they ever?
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Mom okay?
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She's a... tough read.
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Yeah, I know.
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And what happened here?
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Brown spots, yellowing moving upward.
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Think.
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- Um... nitrogen deficiency?
- And what do you do?
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Add a solution with
a high "n" rating, like...
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advanced nutrients connoisseur?
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- That's right.
- Ha!
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"ha!" my ass,
you plant-killing motherfucker.
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You should have got it right
the first time. Pay attention.
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No one is going to take care of you
in life, Silas. Learn and grow.
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Move!
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Save those plants!
That's money out of my pocket!
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Oh, shit. That reminds me.
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It's from my mom.
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She wants more stuff.
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Yo, it just slipped your mind
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that there's thousands of dollars
in your fucking backpack? Jesus.
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Damn. I also forgot
there's a diamond up my ass.
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- You want it?
- Take care of my plants
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before you find a foot up there.
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Tell your mom I said hi.
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Yeah.
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Hey.
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Tell her, all right?
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Sure.
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So, let me get this straight.
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You say we're going to the apple store,
but instead,
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you bring me here and force me to play
with Peter's asshole son
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so you can hang out with his ex-wife?
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Do I have this right?
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Uh... yeah.
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So not cool.
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I'm not proud.
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You owe me.
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It might be fun.
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Fine. Debt owed. Let's go.
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You think that's funny, dickbag?
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That's not even a word, dildock.
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I'm not sure this was such a good idea.
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They'll be fine.
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Uh, blue raspberry or cherry?
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- Cherry.
- Oh, wait a minute.
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Think you owe me some money.
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Oh. How much?
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$119,000.
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I was gonna tell you.
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You married him?
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Married -- did that just,
uh, slip your mind?
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How do you fit that into a conversation?
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"uh, hey, guess what, val?
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"before you go down to the DEA's office
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"and make an ass of yourself,
let me tell you something.
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Peter and I were married."
There. Pretty simple.
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It was a drunken weekend.
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Completely stupid,
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only-on-nine-cosmos kind of thing.
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- I thought we were friends.
- We are friends.
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Well, then how about the fucking money?
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I didn't even know
I was getting any money.
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Yeah, well, you got it,
so give it to me.
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That's Tim's money.
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I don't want the money. I'm giving you
the money. Look. Here.
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Take it.
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Just putt, asshole.
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It's made out to you.
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I'll endorse it over.
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You can't endorse a $119,000 check.
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I'm not stupid.
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Let's go to the bank.
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It's Sunday. Banks are closed.
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Then we'll... Deposit it tomorrow.
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I'll transfer it over,
and you can declare it a gift.
261
00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:28,117
It's not a gift.
262
00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:30,832
I lived with that asshole for 11 years.
263
00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:32,206
I earned that.
264
00:13:32,371 --> 00:13:34,796
Okay. Bad choice of words.
It's your money.
265
00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,438
Give me a break already.
266
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,495
You were gonna tell me?
267
00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,103
Sure, eventually.
268
00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:46,135
Putt now or die!
269
00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:52,410
Yes! Hole in one.
270
00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:53,807
Your son is annoying.
271
00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:55,733
Oh, glass-house-dwelling person...
272
00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,730
You're right.
I'm putting down the stone.
273
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:03,838
You want the slushy now?
274
00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,094
That's okay.
275
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,265
Oh, come on. The ugly, confront-y part
of the day is over.
276
00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,274
We're free to have treats now.
277
00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,139
Why did you have to assume the worst?
278
00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,382
I'm used to getting fucked.
279
00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:18,285
Well, get over it.
Neither of us is getting fucked.
280
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,469
Poor us.
281
00:14:21,514 --> 00:14:22,625
No shit.
282
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,237
Jeez. You ever hear of a phone?
283
00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:40,797
Dana took the charger. I need $100,000.
284
00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:42,908
Majestic is checking the books tomorrow.
285
00:14:44,211 --> 00:14:45,679
I bought 10 more bricks.
286
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,034
Putting it back in the business, you
remember that conversation?
287
00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:53,031
Oh, god. Me in prison.
I'm way too long for those beds.
288
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,538
And the food --
There is no sushi in prison...
289
00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:56,888
Unless you count dick.
290
00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:58,344
Okay, listen.
291
00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,010
Why do you need $100,000
if we only took $50,000
292
00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:05,795
for the initial buy?
293
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:08,639
- Did we take more than $50,000?
- We took $50,000,
294
00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:11,250
but I knew it was only a matter
of time before we doubled up,
295
00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:14,364
so I took another $50,000 for my divorce
lawyer and got laser eye surgery.
296
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,098
Recovered in a day -- Fucking miracle.
297
00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:19,212
Now I can read the tiny print they use
for warning labels on pills.
298
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,332
Big pharma fucks us coming
and going, Nance,
299
00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:22,483
and I'm going to prison.
300
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,709
I'm going to prison
while big pharma roams free.
301
00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:26,118
There is no justice.
302
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,180
Are you on some big pharma right now?
303
00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:30,763
If I go to jail, will you come with me?
304
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,672
I cannot do it alone.
305
00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:35,514
You're not gonna go to jail, Doug.
306
00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,433
I might have access to some money.
307
00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:41,638
Have you been hoarding money from your
accountant? 'cause that is not cool.
308
00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:45,145
Doug, go upstairs, take a bath.
309
00:15:45,298 --> 00:15:47,927
I suggest you try the bath bomb.
310
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,878
The carbonation's delightful.
311
00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:51,686
All right?
312
00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:53,353
We'll figure this out.
313
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,864
She never lets me> use the tub, lucky.
314
00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:59,234
- I'm going to jail.
- You're not going to jail, Doug!
315
00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:02,648
I'm going to have all kinds
of cock shoved up my ass.
316
00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:06,042
I need to say something out loud.
317
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,083
I killed peter.
318
00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,577
Did you hear what I said?
319
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:18,961
Yeah, I heard you. You killed peter.
320
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,332
We all knew that U-turn story
was bullshit.
321
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,899
I guessed poison. Was I right?
322
00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:33,916
Silas thought you smothered him
in his sleep.
323
00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:37,931
Shane had some wild theory
about you and a samurai.
324
00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:41,034
My whole family thinks I'm a killer.
325
00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:43,148
You just said you killed him.
326
00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:46,012
I didn't actually kill him
or have him killed.
327
00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,649
I'm saying that if he never
met me, he'd still be alive.
328
00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:50,398
Listen...
329
00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:53,839
I taught Stephanie Cooper
how to give head.
330
00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:59,778
She died when a guy she was blowing
drove into a swamp.
331
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,563
That doesn't mean I killed her.
332
00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:04,213
It means I was
a great teacher...
333
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:07,061
And he was a bad driver...
334
00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:08,942
And the alligators
were hungry.
335
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,902
I got peter's life insurance
and pension money.
336
00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:14,837
- Jackpot.
- No.
337
00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:18,068
I promised it to Valerie
and to Doug.
338
00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:21,661
I don't know what to do.
339
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,990
If I don't give it to Doug,
he goes to jail.
340
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,957
If I don't give it to Valerie,
I go to hell.
341
00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:27,993
Jail comes before hell.
342
00:17:30,075 --> 00:17:31,906
Or you could give it all
to me.
343
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,497
Sullivan.
344
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,349
I'm not Sullivan.
I'm the easter bunny.
345
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,286
You want your basket?
346
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,766
Just wait, wait, wait a minute.
Just a sec.
347
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:51,829
I want to freshen up.
348
00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:54,454
Collect my eggs.
349
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:02,728
Celia?
350
00:18:03,026 --> 00:18:06,228
You make any noise,
so help me god,
351
00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,679
you will be sitting
in that diaper...
352
00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,388
For a week.
353
00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:31,630
I'm so impressed by you.
354
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:33,829
Your kindness.
355
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:36,173
Dropping everything
to take care of a man
356
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,165
you don't love
because he has no one else.
357
00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:47,404
- You are the most selfless woman.
- I am.
358
00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,250
- I'm wonderful.
- Yes, you are.
359
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,170
- Let's go to the bedroom.
- No.
360
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,427
Fine, fuck it.
361
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,204
- What is that?
- It's the dog, Dryer.
362
00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,700
- Okay, it's him. Come on.
- He's in there?
363
00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:14,597
He's safer there.
Can't hurt himself.
364
00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:16,756
Wait, where you going?
365
00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,839
Maybe we ought to take
a little break. Huh?
366
00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:28,915
I'll call you.
367
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,145
Thanks for that, celia.
Doggy got a big bone.
368
00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,824
Little close there, kiddo!
369
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,534
Still hating me.
370
00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:47,132
He's very committed.
371
00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,630
- What's this?
- That... That is cash.
372
00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:59,076
- It's not $119,000 in cash.
- It's $4,500.
373
00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:01,248
Where's my money?
374
00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:03,403
I have the money.
I just don't have it here.
375
00:20:03,523 --> 00:20:05,559
- This is a down payment.
- I knew it.
376
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,554
I had a little emergency.
You're gonna have it back in a month.
377
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,300
This is a scam, right?
378
00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:14,869
You don't understand.
There's money coming in.
379
00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,488
No worries.
380
00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:19,568
No worries?
I have cards maxed out.
381
00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:23,139
I have creditors calling me.
I can't make my rent.
382
00:20:23,485 --> 00:20:26,218
I can't wait for money to come in.
I need it now.
383
00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:28,356
Jesus.
Why are you in such bad shape?
384
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,814
I've been spending on my cash
on coke and man whores.
385
00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:34,552
Why the hell do you think? I work
a middle-class job in the bush economy.
386
00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:36,475
Where's my fucking money?!
387
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,823
It's fucking coming!
388
00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:40,086
You spent it already,
didn't you?
389
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,123
That was my money.
390
00:20:44,388 --> 00:20:45,398
Fucked.
391
00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,850
Fucked, fucked.
392
00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:51,820
Not fucked.
393
00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:54,510
Just fucked in the head.
394
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,957
Clearly not ready to listen,
so I'm gonna go.
395
00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:03,752
I'll call you.
396
00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,940
mom, she took my ball!
397
00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:14,011
Fuck your ball.
She took our 100 grand.
398
00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:16,788
First of all, Mr. Wilson,
399
00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:19,287
we would like to thank you for
the t-shirts that you brought us
400
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:23,012
from the 2001 agrestic
5k thanksgiving fun run.
401
00:21:23,496 --> 00:21:25,581
I drew that logo,
The turkey with the sneakers.
402
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,966
That's quite a talent,
mr. Wilson.
403
00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:32,137
However, we're here to discuss
the town of Agrestic's financial records
404
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,095
- Not funny t-shirts.
- Of course, Ann.
405
00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:37,283
May I call you ann?
I'm getting divorced.
406
00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:41,651
There seems to be an outstanding
loan here, councilman Doug,
407
00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,102
made to a company
called aguatecture?
408
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,863
Yes. Yes, there is.
And I have the repayment of that loan
409
00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:48,813
right here in my back pocket.
410
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,136
This is a post-dated
personal check.
411
00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,946
- Yes. Yes, it is.
- This is highly unorthodox, Mr. Wilson.
412
00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,067
Yes. Yes, it is.
413
00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:02,209
And you're claiming that this
is repayment on the loan to aguatecture.
414
00:22:02,504 --> 00:22:04,833
Yes. Yes, it is. You see
the memo line right there?
415
00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:07,262
It says, "for aguatecture."
It's a great little business.
416
00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:09,385
A socially responsible,
minority-owned company
417
00:22:09,568 --> 00:22:14,520
that makes fountains shaped like houses,
victorians, tudors, even castles.
418
00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:15,921
Heartwarming story.
419
00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:20,798
Hardscrabble, good people,
invested with our hearts, and paid off.
420
00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:22,940
They're selling like bratwurst
in germany.
421
00:22:23,321 --> 00:22:26,267
Praise the lord.
Hallelujah with the grace of the god.
422
00:22:26,487 --> 00:22:27,811
So be it, amen.
423
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,755
Oh, brother.
424
00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,064
Amen.
425
00:22:31,645 --> 00:22:33,841
My wife's a fountain freak.
426
00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:37,182
- She'd love those.
- Yeah, where can I get one?
427
00:22:37,414 --> 00:22:40,137
I'll hook you all up.
Fountains for everyone. At cost!
428
00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:41,591
Thank you!
429
00:22:50,608 --> 00:22:51,930
Crust, please.
430
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,933
Thank you.
431
00:23:47,108 --> 00:23:48,901
- Where the fuck have you been?
- I quit.
432
00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:53,749
- Bullshit.
- Not bullshit.
433
00:23:54,841 --> 00:23:57,151
- Look at how you treat me.
- How I treat you?
434
00:23:58,302 --> 00:23:59,558
I haven't had lunch.
435
00:23:59,707 --> 00:24:02,572
I left three messages saying
I wanted soup and a cobb salad.
436
00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:04,732
So fire me instead.
437
00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:08,190
But I like you.
438
00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:11,754
You're a shitty assistant,
but your skin's like milk,
439
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,315
and you're almost as smart as I am.
440
00:24:14,143 --> 00:24:15,698
If you make this easy for me,
441
00:24:16,949 --> 00:24:19,037
let me steal all
the office supplies I want,
442
00:24:19,687 --> 00:24:21,576
we can do it on the table
before I go.
443
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:24,381
You would have been a killer
in business
444
00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:27,130
if you hadn't pissed away
all your potential on the mommy track.
445
00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:30,024
Yeah. I guess
it wasn't meant to be.
446
00:24:31,744 --> 00:24:33,037
Look at you, anal.
447
00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:37,030
Shouldn't you just sweep everything off
and ravage me like a rela man?
448
00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:41,098
I spent the whole day
organizing this shit.
449
00:24:46,242 --> 00:24:49,188
- You bitch !
- Oh yeah, I'm bad. Punish me!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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