1 00:00:02,178 --> 00:00:05,249 - I'm making a buy. - You come back with five figures, 2 00:00:05,418 --> 00:00:06,422 and we'll do business. 3 00:00:06,525 --> 00:00:08,616 Any chance I could borrow $10,000? 4 00:00:08,861 --> 00:00:10,180 I know an accountant/councilman 5 00:00:10,534 --> 00:00:12,785 with access to a certain civic investment portfolio. 6 00:00:12,907 --> 00:00:13,918 Make it $50,000. 7 00:00:14,419 --> 00:00:16,589 Summer reading from internal affairs. 8 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,095 It appears Pete was the brains 9 00:00:18,196 --> 00:00:21,255 behind the skimming, extortion, wiretapping. 10 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:24,832 Good thing for us he turned up the way he did, and we don't have to get honest. 11 00:00:24,933 --> 00:00:26,982 - How's tim doing? - How do you think he's doing? 12 00:00:27,083 --> 00:00:29,395 - His father's dead. - Are you free for dinner tomorrow? 13 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:31,342 - Who's your friend? - Peter's ex-wife. 14 00:00:31,718 --> 00:00:32,930 Are you fucking insane? 15 00:00:33,293 --> 00:00:35,600 - I thought dean was out of your life. - He was... 16 00:00:35,722 --> 00:00:38,311 Until the handitard went and drove off of a cliff. 17 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:39,624 is he going to be okay? 18 00:00:39,757 --> 00:00:42,412 The initial surgery was successful, but he'll need several more. 19 00:00:42,603 --> 00:00:44,609 We are getting a divorce. 20 00:00:44,731 --> 00:00:46,485 There's no one else but you. 21 00:00:46,782 --> 00:00:47,784 Oh, God. 22 00:00:48,109 --> 00:00:50,698 Sanjay, your territories are colleges, junior colleges... 23 00:00:50,941 --> 00:00:52,909 And gay bars and dance clubs. 24 00:00:53,085 --> 00:00:55,250 Tara's completely active in the church. 25 00:00:55,352 --> 00:00:57,791 The Lord wants me to sell pot, Ms. Botwin. 26 00:00:58,018 --> 00:00:59,023 Fine, you're in. 27 00:00:59,242 --> 00:01:00,458 Do I get a cellphone, too? 28 00:01:01,251 --> 00:01:02,255 Yeah. Take Silas's. 29 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:03,670 I'd like my phone back. 30 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:05,005 I have other plans for you. 31 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:06,224 Teach him to grow. 32 00:01:06,342 --> 00:01:08,653 All right, Nancy. You want your boy to be my bitch, 33 00:01:08,808 --> 00:01:10,204 he'll be my bitch. 34 00:01:10,439 --> 00:01:12,510 What we need is to redirect a small portion 35 00:01:12,912 --> 00:01:14,388 of our sewage through your town. 36 00:01:14,582 --> 00:01:16,501 Shit highway could be our road to riches. 37 00:01:16,682 --> 00:01:17,724 We need these votes. 38 00:01:17,889 --> 00:01:19,185 I'm thinking a golf membership. 39 00:01:19,307 --> 00:01:21,265 - Your membership's been revoked. - What? 40 00:01:21,517 --> 00:01:23,481 God bless the new Majestic! 41 00:01:23,941 --> 00:01:24,941 Holy shit! 42 00:01:25,063 --> 00:01:26,317 That's a lot of sewage. 43 00:01:26,669 --> 00:01:29,297 That motherfucker... I'm gonna have him killed. 44 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:33,654 Weeds - Season 3 - Episode 10 Roy Till called 45 00:01:34,317 --> 00:01:37,387 Transcript by testexam 46 00:01:38,241 --> 00:01:41,941 Synchro : Macanto / [dx] Michvanilly / San-A 47 00:01:42,805 --> 00:01:45,978 {special thanks to :} 48 00:02:30,392 --> 00:02:32,760 From the boys at sigma alpha delta. 49 00:02:32,911 --> 00:02:33,932 Thank you, Sanjay. 50 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:36,098 You may have another. 51 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,519 The youth pastor is a wake-and-baker. 52 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,024 Holy smokes. 53 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:48,715 Thank you. 54 00:02:53,534 --> 00:02:54,572 Why is this all wet? 55 00:02:54,975 --> 00:02:56,120 Water park. 56 00:03:08,706 --> 00:03:09,844 That's $20,000. 57 00:03:10,384 --> 00:03:13,357 The way things are going, I'll have the rest in a few days. 58 00:03:13,495 --> 00:03:14,500 Why is this stack wet? 59 00:03:14,992 --> 00:03:16,088 Water park. 60 00:03:16,893 --> 00:03:19,102 So, all the money goes back into the Agrestic account. 61 00:03:19,203 --> 00:03:20,662 No trails back to us. 62 00:03:20,847 --> 00:03:24,851 There's no more Agrestic, Nance. No town. We're good. 63 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:26,682 - Let's keep it. - Doug. 64 00:03:27,994 --> 00:03:30,816 I might be a drug dealer, but I'm no embezzler. 65 00:03:31,567 --> 00:03:33,819 We'll put it back... Eventually. 66 00:03:34,599 --> 00:03:35,869 Until they figure out which way is up, 67 00:03:36,192 --> 00:03:38,364 we could use this capital to our advantage. 68 00:03:39,797 --> 00:03:40,803 Yeah. 69 00:03:41,414 --> 00:03:42,943 I'm not comfortable with this. 70 00:03:43,284 --> 00:03:46,447 Well, get comfortable. Buy more drugs, sell more drugs. 71 00:03:46,728 --> 00:03:48,080 And then when we're crazy rich, 72 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:51,128 we can pay back Agrestic and buy corn dogs for all of Darfur. 73 00:03:51,577 --> 00:03:54,780 I'm not sure corn dogs are first up on the wish list in Darfur. 74 00:03:55,602 --> 00:03:57,755 My point is, we need this capital 75 00:03:57,859 --> 00:04:00,379 if we're gonna be the weed-mart of the San Fernando Valley. 76 00:04:00,748 --> 00:04:03,087 Homegrown depot. Potco. 77 00:04:03,614 --> 00:04:05,127 You need to trust me on this, Nancy. 78 00:04:05,231 --> 00:04:06,873 I don't tell you how to move a brick. 79 00:04:07,601 --> 00:04:08,640 Fine. 80 00:04:09,481 --> 00:04:10,565 For now. 81 00:04:11,545 --> 00:04:13,573 Listen, Doug, a word of advice... 82 00:04:13,673 --> 00:04:15,470 Watch your back. Sullivan's on the warpath. 83 00:04:15,819 --> 00:04:16,999 I didn't do anything. 84 00:04:17,275 --> 00:04:19,365 So you had nothing to do with that pipe exploding? 85 00:04:20,631 --> 00:04:22,118 That was clearly an act of God. 86 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:24,844 Well, tell god to watch his back. 87 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,142 Nancy, don't anthropomorphize god. 88 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,200 That sounds like fun. 89 00:04:31,924 --> 00:04:33,406 Tim and Shane together? 90 00:04:34,764 --> 00:04:36,231 We could give it a shot. 91 00:04:36,629 --> 00:04:38,306 Yeah, I know where that is. Great. 92 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:42,069 Terrific. All right. We'll see you there. Bye, Val. 93 00:04:44,797 --> 00:04:46,058 You got a call. 94 00:04:46,890 --> 00:04:47,903 From who? 95 00:04:48,339 --> 00:04:49,645 Roy Till. 96 00:04:50,074 --> 00:04:51,230 I don't know Roy Till. 97 00:04:51,481 --> 00:04:52,486 Roy Till knew you. 98 00:04:52,687 --> 00:04:54,452 And what did Roy Till want? 99 00:04:55,189 --> 00:04:57,987 I asked Roy Till that very question. 100 00:04:58,109 --> 00:04:59,655 Why are you making me work so hard for this? 101 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:02,408 Because Captain Roy Till is with the D.E.A... 102 00:05:02,798 --> 00:05:05,818 Because he wants you to come down to his office as soon as possible... 103 00:05:05,925 --> 00:05:09,958 Because he said you've probably been expecting this call. 104 00:05:15,183 --> 00:05:16,596 That was my reaction. 105 00:05:16,877 --> 00:05:20,206 The side effects may be urinary incontinence, 106 00:05:20,323 --> 00:05:22,633 migraine, fuzzy vision, rapid heartbeat, 107 00:05:22,809 --> 00:05:25,310 swollen limbs, depression, mania, 108 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,725 nocturnal psychosis, erectile dysfunction... 109 00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:28,874 Wake up. 110 00:05:30,533 --> 00:05:31,547 It's not a dream. 111 00:05:31,769 --> 00:05:33,160 Here's his feeding schedule. 112 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:36,077 And the physical-therapy exercises are in the binder. 113 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:38,638 - You gonna have to change his diaper. - Stop... 114 00:05:39,667 --> 00:05:40,672 ... speaking. 115 00:05:41,342 --> 00:05:43,723 Fine. Figure it out yourself. 116 00:05:45,818 --> 00:05:47,953 I have no memory of giving birth to you. 117 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:49,973 None whatsoever. 118 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:58,602 There is no god. 119 00:05:59,695 --> 00:06:03,094 You have to change my diaper so I don't get a rash. 120 00:06:05,864 --> 00:06:07,097 Not gonna happen. 121 00:06:07,271 --> 00:06:09,251 I stood by you when you had cancer. 122 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:13,362 Yeah... My cancer didn't stink. 123 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:18,230 Celia, if I get a rash, it could get infected, 124 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,736 and my body can't fight off infection right now. 125 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:23,824 Will you die? 126 00:06:24,628 --> 00:06:25,647 Worse. 127 00:06:26,039 --> 00:06:27,834 I'll have to have a lot more surgeries, 128 00:06:27,941 --> 00:06:31,330 and you'll have to take care of me for a longer. 129 00:06:32,198 --> 00:06:33,872 This is not right. 130 00:06:34,592 --> 00:06:36,794 After we change me, we should do some exercises. 131 00:06:39,058 --> 00:06:41,246 You're enjoying this, aren't you? 132 00:06:42,111 --> 00:06:43,551 Seeing me miserable. 133 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:48,222 It's the only silver lining on a very dark cloud. 134 00:06:57,356 --> 00:06:59,049 I'm looking for Roy Till. 135 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,216 Nancy Botwin. 136 00:07:03,024 --> 00:07:04,216 Am I in the right place? 137 00:07:04,468 --> 00:07:06,490 Captain Till's been waiting for you. 138 00:07:13,028 --> 00:07:14,072 That's her. 139 00:07:25,225 --> 00:07:26,690 I have questions. 140 00:07:29,041 --> 00:07:30,670 - You do? - Sit. 141 00:07:38,054 --> 00:07:39,940 I see you don't use the name Scottson. 142 00:07:41,139 --> 00:07:42,478 Uh, no. 143 00:07:43,820 --> 00:07:45,974 Kids... Kids are Botwin. 144 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,824 Keeping it... consistent. 145 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,619 You and Pete kept your marriage awful quiet. 146 00:07:55,624 --> 00:07:56,625 Why? 147 00:07:58,182 --> 00:08:00,433 - Do I need a lawyer? - Frankly, I'm a little surprised 148 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:03,279 you didn't come clean to us about this sooner. 149 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:07,308 - Why's that? - So you could get what you have 150 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:08,634 coming to you. 151 00:08:10,486 --> 00:08:12,765 Why don't we settle all this right now? 152 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,478 And "all this" would be? 153 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:20,720 Life-insurance check made out to Nancy Scottson. 154 00:08:20,821 --> 00:08:22,481 Shouldn't be any trouble to cash 155 00:08:22,588 --> 00:08:25,080 if you show the bank a copy of the marriage license. 156 00:08:25,183 --> 00:08:26,854 Also, forms to fill out so... 157 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:29,813 we can start sending you his pension checks. 158 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:35,245 Look at that. 159 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:36,747 Things from Pete's desk. 160 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:41,877 That should close the book on all this. 161 00:08:42,232 --> 00:08:44,797 Again, "all this"? 162 00:08:46,022 --> 00:08:48,920 We don't know what Pete told you and what he didn't. 163 00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:50,260 Frankly, we don't care. 164 00:08:50,623 --> 00:08:53,101 What he was involved with when he died, 165 00:08:53,212 --> 00:08:55,599 who he was involved with... It's all in the past. 166 00:08:56,548 --> 00:08:58,112 We'd rather think the best of him. 167 00:08:58,213 --> 00:08:59,748 I'm sure you would, too. 168 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:04,994 - The best. - But should it not remain in the past, 169 00:09:05,334 --> 00:09:08,718 well, that would seriously affect his pension. 170 00:09:10,432 --> 00:09:12,540 Do you understand what I'm saying? 171 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:15,300 Yes... Completely, totally. 172 00:09:15,405 --> 00:09:17,886 - That's all, Mrs. Scottson. - Botwin. 173 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:19,718 Mrs. Botwin. 174 00:09:31,322 --> 00:09:32,508 God bless you. 175 00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,184 My condolences. 176 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,446 You are the sun. You control it all. 177 00:09:44,563 --> 00:09:46,735 If you don't keep a light schedule, seeds will sprout 178 00:09:47,005 --> 00:09:49,176 and reach for whatever source of light they can find. 179 00:09:49,282 --> 00:09:51,701 Not too different from humans, but that's another lecture. 180 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:54,353 Point is, you didn't put the grow light on a timer, 181 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:57,829 so these went toward my light, made them spindly. 182 00:09:59,085 --> 00:10:01,966 These seeds were your responsibility. You fucked them up. 183 00:10:02,212 --> 00:10:03,234 Sorry. 184 00:10:06,498 --> 00:10:07,508 Things okay at home? 185 00:10:08,236 --> 00:10:09,574 Are they ever? 186 00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:11,324 Mom okay? 187 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,560 She's a... tough read. 188 00:10:15,664 --> 00:10:17,014 Yeah, I know. 189 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:23,351 And what happened here? 190 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,627 Brown spots, yellowing moving upward. 191 00:10:28,424 --> 00:10:29,456 Think. 192 00:10:31,463 --> 00:10:33,847 - Um... nitrogen deficiency? - And what do you do? 193 00:10:34,681 --> 00:10:37,805 Add a solution with a high "n" rating, like... 194 00:10:38,533 --> 00:10:40,153 advanced nutrients connoisseur? 195 00:10:40,423 --> 00:10:41,487 - That's right. - Ha! 196 00:10:42,273 --> 00:10:45,080 "ha!" my ass, you plant-killing motherfucker. 197 00:10:45,185 --> 00:10:47,606 You should have got it right the first time. Pay attention. 198 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:52,230 No one is going to take care of you in life, Silas. Learn and grow. 199 00:10:52,841 --> 00:10:53,874 Move! 200 00:10:54,872 --> 00:10:57,366 Save those plants! That's money out of my pocket! 201 00:10:58,927 --> 00:11:01,178 Oh, shit. That reminds me. 202 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:06,372 It's from my mom. 203 00:11:07,088 --> 00:11:08,696 She wants more stuff. 204 00:11:09,178 --> 00:11:10,951 Yo, it just slipped your mind 205 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:13,945 that there's thousands of dollars in your fucking backpack? Jesus. 206 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:16,268 Damn. I also forgot there's a diamond up my ass. 207 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:19,215 - You want it? - Take care of my plants 208 00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:20,953 before you find a foot up there. 209 00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:23,130 Tell your mom I said hi. 210 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,281 Yeah. 211 00:11:25,103 --> 00:11:26,136 Hey. 212 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:27,456 Tell her, all right? 213 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,230 Sure. 214 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:33,735 So, let me get this straight. 215 00:11:34,146 --> 00:11:36,483 You say we're going to the apple store, but instead, 216 00:11:36,694 --> 00:11:39,735 you bring me here and force me to play with Peter's asshole son 217 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,966 so you can hang out with his ex-wife? 218 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,174 Do I have this right? 219 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:46,150 Uh... yeah. 220 00:11:47,324 --> 00:11:48,534 So not cool. 221 00:11:48,769 --> 00:11:50,013 I'm not proud. 222 00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:51,541 You owe me. 223 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,843 It might be fun. 224 00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:57,299 Fine. Debt owed. Let's go. 225 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,537 You think that's funny, dickbag? 226 00:12:02,643 --> 00:12:04,357 That's not even a word, dildock. 227 00:12:04,580 --> 00:12:06,189 I'm not sure this was such a good idea. 228 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,785 They'll be fine. 229 00:12:09,306 --> 00:12:11,643 Uh, blue raspberry or cherry? 230 00:12:12,430 --> 00:12:13,698 - Cherry. - Oh, wait a minute. 231 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:15,248 Think you owe me some money. 232 00:12:15,964 --> 00:12:17,451 Oh. How much? 233 00:12:17,944 --> 00:12:19,999 $119,000. 234 00:12:22,918 --> 00:12:24,080 I was gonna tell you. 235 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,583 You married him? 236 00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:29,204 Married -- did that just, uh, slip your mind? 237 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,435 How do you fit that into a conversation? 238 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:32,819 "uh, hey, guess what, val? 239 00:12:33,101 --> 00:12:34,979 "before you go down to the DEA's office 240 00:12:35,085 --> 00:12:37,372 "and make an ass of yourself, let me tell you something. 241 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,526 Peter and I were married." There. Pretty simple. 242 00:12:39,819 --> 00:12:41,287 It was a drunken weekend. 243 00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:43,307 Completely stupid, 244 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:46,198 only-on-nine-cosmos kind of thing. 245 00:12:46,785 --> 00:12:48,676 - I thought we were friends. - We are friends. 246 00:12:48,781 --> 00:12:50,672 Well, then how about the fucking money? 247 00:12:51,012 --> 00:12:52,778 I didn't even know I was getting any money. 248 00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,785 Yeah, well, you got it, so give it to me. 249 00:12:54,985 --> 00:12:56,567 That's Tim's money. 250 00:12:57,999 --> 00:13:00,758 I don't want the money. I'm giving you the money. Look. Here. 251 00:13:01,299 --> 00:13:02,308 Take it. 252 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:06,111 Just putt, asshole. 253 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:09,716 It's made out to you. 254 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,709 I'll endorse it over. 255 00:13:11,838 --> 00:13:14,715 You can't endorse a $119,000 check. 256 00:13:14,832 --> 00:13:16,098 I'm not stupid. 257 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:17,754 Let's go to the bank. 258 00:13:18,294 --> 00:13:19,900 It's Sunday. Banks are closed. 259 00:13:20,546 --> 00:13:23,105 Then we'll... Deposit it tomorrow. 260 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:26,367 I'll transfer it over, and you can declare it a gift. 261 00:13:26,743 --> 00:13:28,117 It's not a gift. 262 00:13:28,352 --> 00:13:30,832 I lived with that asshole for 11 years. 263 00:13:30,962 --> 00:13:32,206 I earned that. 264 00:13:32,371 --> 00:13:34,796 Okay. Bad choice of words. It's your money. 265 00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:37,438 Give me a break already. 266 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:42,495 You were gonna tell me? 267 00:13:42,624 --> 00:13:44,103 Sure, eventually. 268 00:13:44,773 --> 00:13:46,135 Putt now or die! 269 00:13:51,118 --> 00:13:52,410 Yes! Hole in one. 270 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:53,807 Your son is annoying. 271 00:13:53,913 --> 00:13:55,733 Oh, glass-house-dwelling person... 272 00:13:56,484 --> 00:13:58,730 You're right. I'm putting down the stone. 273 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:03,838 You want the slushy now? 274 00:14:04,014 --> 00:14:05,094 That's okay. 275 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:08,265 Oh, come on. The ugly, confront-y part of the day is over. 276 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:10,274 We're free to have treats now. 277 00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:13,139 Why did you have to assume the worst? 278 00:14:13,961 --> 00:14:15,382 I'm used to getting fucked. 279 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:18,285 Well, get over it. Neither of us is getting fucked. 280 00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,469 Poor us. 281 00:14:21,514 --> 00:14:22,625 No shit. 282 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,237 Jeez. You ever hear of a phone? 283 00:14:38,354 --> 00:14:40,797 Dana took the charger. I need $100,000. 284 00:14:40,937 --> 00:14:42,908 Majestic is checking the books tomorrow. 285 00:14:44,211 --> 00:14:45,679 I bought 10 more bricks. 286 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,034 Putting it back in the business, you remember that conversation? 287 00:14:49,304 --> 00:14:53,031 Oh, god. Me in prison. I'm way too long for those beds. 288 00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:55,538 And the food -- There is no sushi in prison... 289 00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:56,888 Unless you count dick. 290 00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:58,344 Okay, listen. 291 00:15:01,674 --> 00:15:04,010 Why do you need $100,000 if we only took $50,000 292 00:15:04,128 --> 00:15:05,795 for the initial buy? 293 00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:08,639 - Did we take more than $50,000? - We took $50,000, 294 00:15:09,052 --> 00:15:11,250 but I knew it was only a matter of time before we doubled up, 295 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:14,364 so I took another $50,000 for my divorce lawyer and got laser eye surgery. 296 00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:16,098 Recovered in a day -- Fucking miracle. 297 00:15:16,357 --> 00:15:19,212 Now I can read the tiny print they use for warning labels on pills. 298 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,332 Big pharma fucks us coming and going, Nance, 299 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:22,483 and I'm going to prison. 300 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,709 I'm going to prison while big pharma roams free. 301 00:15:24,815 --> 00:15:26,118 There is no justice. 302 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,180 Are you on some big pharma right now? 303 00:15:28,908 --> 00:15:30,763 If I go to jail, will you come with me? 304 00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,672 I cannot do it alone. 305 00:15:33,353 --> 00:15:35,514 You're not gonna go to jail, Doug. 306 00:15:36,801 --> 00:15:38,433 I might have access to some money. 307 00:15:38,585 --> 00:15:41,638 Have you been hoarding money from your accountant? 'cause that is not cool. 308 00:15:42,096 --> 00:15:45,145 Doug, go upstairs, take a bath. 309 00:15:45,298 --> 00:15:47,927 I suggest you try the bath bomb. 310 00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:49,878 The carbonation's delightful. 311 00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:51,686 All right? 312 00:15:51,932 --> 00:15:53,353 We'll figure this out. 313 00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,864 She never lets me> use the tub, lucky. 314 00:15:55,994 --> 00:15:59,234 - I'm going to jail. - You're not going to jail, Doug! 315 00:16:00,077 --> 00:16:02,648 I'm going to have all kinds of cock shoved up my ass. 316 00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:06,042 I need to say something out loud. 317 00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,083 I killed peter. 318 00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:16,577 Did you hear what I said? 319 00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:18,961 Yeah, I heard you. You killed peter. 320 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,332 We all knew that U-turn story was bullshit. 321 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,899 I guessed poison. Was I right? 322 00:16:31,438 --> 00:16:33,916 Silas thought you smothered him in his sleep. 323 00:16:34,573 --> 00:16:37,931 Shane had some wild theory about you and a samurai. 324 00:16:38,319 --> 00:16:41,034 My whole family thinks I'm a killer. 325 00:16:41,269 --> 00:16:43,148 You just said you killed him. 326 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:46,012 I didn't actually kill him or have him killed. 327 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,649 I'm saying that if he never met me, he'd still be alive. 328 00:16:49,377 --> 00:16:50,398 Listen... 329 00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:53,839 I taught Stephanie Cooper how to give head. 330 00:16:55,093 --> 00:16:59,778 She died when a guy she was blowing drove into a swamp. 331 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,563 That doesn't mean I killed her. 332 00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:04,213 It means I was a great teacher... 333 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:07,061 And he was a bad driver... 334 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:08,942 And the alligators were hungry. 335 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:11,902 I got peter's life insurance and pension money. 336 00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:14,837 - Jackpot. - No. 337 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:18,068 I promised it to Valerie and to Doug. 338 00:17:19,846 --> 00:17:21,661 I don't know what to do. 339 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,990 If I don't give it to Doug, he goes to jail. 340 00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,957 If I don't give it to Valerie, I go to hell. 341 00:17:26,595 --> 00:17:27,993 Jail comes before hell. 342 00:17:30,075 --> 00:17:31,906 Or you could give it all to me. 343 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:38,497 Sullivan. 344 00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:41,349 I'm not Sullivan. I'm the easter bunny. 345 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,286 You want your basket? 346 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,766 Just wait, wait, wait a minute. Just a sec. 347 00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:51,829 I want to freshen up. 348 00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:54,454 Collect my eggs. 349 00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:02,728 Celia? 350 00:18:03,026 --> 00:18:06,228 You make any noise, so help me god, 351 00:18:06,569 --> 00:18:08,679 you will be sitting in that diaper... 352 00:18:10,968 --> 00:18:12,388 For a week. 353 00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:31,630 I'm so impressed by you. 354 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:33,829 Your kindness. 355 00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:36,173 Dropping everything to take care of a man 356 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:41,165 you don't love because he has no one else. 357 00:18:44,241 --> 00:18:47,404 - You are the most selfless woman. - I am. 358 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:51,250 - I'm wonderful. - Yes, you are. 359 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,170 - Let's go to the bedroom. - No. 360 00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,427 Fine, fuck it. 361 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,204 - What is that? - It's the dog, Dryer. 362 00:19:08,109 --> 00:19:11,700 - Okay, it's him. Come on. - He's in there? 363 00:19:12,006 --> 00:19:14,597 He's safer there. Can't hurt himself. 364 00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:16,756 Wait, where you going? 365 00:19:24,649 --> 00:19:26,839 Maybe we ought to take a little break. Huh? 366 00:19:27,838 --> 00:19:28,915 I'll call you. 367 00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,145 Thanks for that, celia. Doggy got a big bone. 368 00:19:41,318 --> 00:19:42,824 Little close there, kiddo! 369 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:45,534 Still hating me. 370 00:19:45,995 --> 00:19:47,132 He's very committed. 371 00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:54,630 - What's this? - That... That is cash. 372 00:19:54,877 --> 00:19:59,076 - It's not $119,000 in cash. - It's $4,500. 373 00:20:00,217 --> 00:20:01,248 Where's my money? 374 00:20:01,897 --> 00:20:03,403 I have the money. I just don't have it here. 375 00:20:03,523 --> 00:20:05,559 - This is a down payment. - I knew it. 376 00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:09,554 I had a little emergency. You're gonna have it back in a month. 377 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,300 This is a scam, right? 378 00:20:11,892 --> 00:20:14,869 You don't understand. There's money coming in. 379 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,488 No worries. 380 00:20:16,597 --> 00:20:19,568 No worries? I have cards maxed out. 381 00:20:19,694 --> 00:20:23,139 I have creditors calling me. I can't make my rent. 382 00:20:23,485 --> 00:20:26,218 I can't wait for money to come in. I need it now. 383 00:20:26,438 --> 00:20:28,356 Jesus. Why are you in such bad shape? 384 00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,814 I've been spending on my cash on coke and man whores. 385 00:20:30,949 --> 00:20:34,552 Why the hell do you think? I work a middle-class job in the bush economy. 386 00:20:34,788 --> 00:20:36,475 Where's my fucking money?! 387 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,823 It's fucking coming! 388 00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:40,086 You spent it already, didn't you? 389 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,123 That was my money. 390 00:20:44,388 --> 00:20:45,398 Fucked. 391 00:20:47,457 --> 00:20:48,850 Fucked, fucked. 392 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:51,820 Not fucked. 393 00:20:52,538 --> 00:20:54,510 Just fucked in the head. 394 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:59,957 Clearly not ready to listen, so I'm gonna go. 395 00:21:02,748 --> 00:21:03,752 I'll call you. 396 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,940 mom, she took my ball! 397 00:21:11,346 --> 00:21:14,011 Fuck your ball. She took our 100 grand. 398 00:21:15,611 --> 00:21:16,788 First of all, Mr. Wilson, 399 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:19,287 we would like to thank you for the t-shirts that you brought us 400 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:23,012 from the 2001 agrestic 5k thanksgiving fun run. 401 00:21:23,496 --> 00:21:25,581 I drew that logo, The turkey with the sneakers. 402 00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,966 That's quite a talent, mr. Wilson. 403 00:21:29,409 --> 00:21:32,137 However, we're here to discuss the town of Agrestic's financial records 404 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,095 - Not funny t-shirts. - Of course, Ann. 405 00:21:35,074 --> 00:21:37,283 May I call you ann? I'm getting divorced. 406 00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:41,651 There seems to be an outstanding loan here, councilman Doug, 407 00:21:41,836 --> 00:21:44,102 made to a company called aguatecture? 408 00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:46,863 Yes. Yes, there is. And I have the repayment of that loan 409 00:21:46,991 --> 00:21:48,813 right here in my back pocket. 410 00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,136 This is a post-dated personal check. 411 00:21:55,374 --> 00:21:57,946 - Yes. Yes, it is. - This is highly unorthodox, Mr. Wilson. 412 00:21:58,064 --> 00:21:59,067 Yes. Yes, it is. 413 00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:02,209 And you're claiming that this is repayment on the loan to aguatecture. 414 00:22:02,504 --> 00:22:04,833 Yes. Yes, it is. You see the memo line right there? 415 00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:07,262 It says, "for aguatecture." It's a great little business. 416 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:09,385 A socially responsible, minority-owned company 417 00:22:09,568 --> 00:22:14,520 that makes fountains shaped like houses, victorians, tudors, even castles. 418 00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:15,921 Heartwarming story. 419 00:22:16,634 --> 00:22:20,798 Hardscrabble, good people, invested with our hearts, and paid off. 420 00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:22,940 They're selling like bratwurst in germany. 421 00:22:23,321 --> 00:22:26,267 Praise the lord. Hallelujah with the grace of the god. 422 00:22:26,487 --> 00:22:27,811 So be it, amen. 423 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:29,755 Oh, brother. 424 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:31,064 Amen. 425 00:22:31,645 --> 00:22:33,841 My wife's a fountain freak. 426 00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:37,182 - She'd love those. - Yeah, where can I get one? 427 00:22:37,414 --> 00:22:40,137 I'll hook you all up. Fountains for everyone. At cost! 428 00:22:40,586 --> 00:22:41,591 Thank you! 429 00:22:50,608 --> 00:22:51,930 Crust, please. 430 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,933 Thank you. 431 00:23:47,108 --> 00:23:48,901 - Where the fuck have you been? - I quit. 432 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:53,749 - Bullshit. - Not bullshit. 433 00:23:54,841 --> 00:23:57,151 - Look at how you treat me. - How I treat you? 434 00:23:58,302 --> 00:23:59,558 I haven't had lunch. 435 00:23:59,707 --> 00:24:02,572 I left three messages saying I wanted soup and a cobb salad. 436 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:04,732 So fire me instead. 437 00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:08,190 But I like you. 438 00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:11,754 You're a shitty assistant, but your skin's like milk, 439 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,315 and you're almost as smart as I am. 440 00:24:14,143 --> 00:24:15,698 If you make this easy for me, 441 00:24:16,949 --> 00:24:19,037 let me steal all the office supplies I want, 442 00:24:19,687 --> 00:24:21,576 we can do it on the table before I go. 443 00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:24,381 You would have been a killer in business 444 00:24:24,632 --> 00:24:27,130 if you hadn't pissed away all your potential on the mommy track. 445 00:24:27,303 --> 00:24:30,024 Yeah. I guess it wasn't meant to be. 446 00:24:31,744 --> 00:24:33,037 Look at you, anal. 447 00:24:33,741 --> 00:24:37,030 Shouldn't you just sweep everything off and ravage me like a rela man? 448 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:41,098 I spent the whole day organizing this shit. 449 00:24:46,242 --> 00:24:49,188 - You bitch ! - Oh yeah, I'm bad. Punish me! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net