1 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:06,940 Previously on "weeds"... 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,670 please don't put me back in jail. 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,250 I want to know where nancy botwin is. 4 00:00:11,280 --> 00:00:12,320 I can do that. 5 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:15,370 I want to know how she knows this man, 6 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:17,670 when they met,and who introduced them. 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,720 Oh,shit. 8 00:00:18,730 --> 00:00:19,970 Learned all you need? 9 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:21,040 You want to make a real run? 10 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:25,650 Let's go next door to the pet store -- la tienda de mascotas. 11 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:28,700 We researched the insurance policies on the municipal buildings. 12 00:00:28,720 --> 00:00:30,220 There are several discrepancies. 13 00:00:30,250 --> 00:00:32,270 Adiós,buddy. 14 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,900 How'd it go at the track today,dad? Catch a few winners? 15 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:39,950 No? Not one? Anything? Shocking. 16 00:00:39,990 --> 00:00:42,140 Geharget mach. 17 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:44,230 - What did she say? - "Kill me." 18 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:45,610 What do you want me to say? 19 00:00:45,620 --> 00:00:47,910 That I want to kill my mother? That I want her dead? 20 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,490 - I wish this would all go away? - Yeah. 21 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:55,480 We decided it'd be best to pull the plug,though,and let her rest in peace. 22 00:00:57,610 --> 00:00:59,120 That's it. 23 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,450 She's still breathing. 24 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:04,610 Shane... get mommy a pillow. 25 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:15,540 -=bbs.ydy.com=- proudly presents 26 00:01:16,550 --> 00:01:24,540 -=bbs.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 27 00:01:25,550 --> 00:01:27,540 Weeds Season04 Episode04 28 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,490 Isn't that a fire hazard? 29 00:01:51,500 --> 00:01:52,820 It's on a dish. 30 00:01:52,830 --> 00:01:54,520 What if there's an earthquake? 31 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:59,260 Well,I think the odds are in your favor that two houses you live in won't burn down... 32 00:01:59,270 --> 00:02:01,060 although your mother is a wild card. 33 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:04,960 Could we all settle down and honor the dead a little here? 34 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:08,100 - Did she leave a will? - Yeah. Everything's mine. 35 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:09,090 Okay. 36 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:15,730 Let's take off our shoes and sit and pay respect to a courageous woman 37 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:21,610 who escaped the clutches of adolf hitler to live a long,productive life... 38 00:02:22,670 --> 00:02:28,340 only to be snuffed out by a hypoallergenic pillow from bed bath & beyond. 39 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,110 Sit. 40 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,420 Now what? 41 00:02:51,430 --> 00:02:53,640 Now we remember. 42 00:02:53,650 --> 00:02:55,610 Soon we'll eat. 43 00:02:55,620 --> 00:02:58,380 And then we'll remember more. 44 00:02:58,390 --> 00:03:00,230 How come we never did this for dad? 45 00:03:00,270 --> 00:03:03,140 Mommy was too sedated to think of it. 46 00:03:03,150 --> 00:03:08,390 How long do we sit and remember and occasionally break for snacks? 47 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:10,240 Seven days. 48 00:03:10,270 --> 00:03:11,280 You're kidding,right? 49 00:03:11,290 --> 00:03:14,570 Shane,make sure the front door is left open. 50 00:03:14,580 --> 00:03:20,050 During shivah,people usually come by,and they'll bring food and pay their respects. 51 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:23,720 How is it that all jews aren't morbidly obese? 52 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:26,720 Everything revolves around food. 53 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:29,920 So sorry for your loss. 54 00:03:30,380 --> 00:03:34,090 Bob warden,beachfront realty. 55 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:39,560 DAY TWO 56 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:46,280 This is from my mom. 57 00:03:46,290 --> 00:03:47,690 That's so generous. 58 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,070 She owns a cheese store. 59 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:54,620 Rad,honey,take off your skatey wheely thingies. 60 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:59,010 What's up,dude? 61 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:00,820 Please get out of my house. 62 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:03,100 DAY THREE 63 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,660 Hello. I'm katie thatcher. 64 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:10,540 I'm so sorry for your loss. 65 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,490 She was a lovely woman. 66 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,240 Shit. 67 00:04:14,250 --> 00:04:15,710 Katie. 68 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,540 Bob. 69 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:20,450 DAY FOUR 70 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,300 Hi,kids. 71 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:24,300 What's going on? Some sort of séance? 72 00:04:24,310 --> 00:04:26,180 They're bullshit but fun. 73 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:28,930 we're sitting shivah for bubbie. 74 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:29,780 Doug? 75 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,870 Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed. 76 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,310 - Who the fuck are you? - Doug wilson. 77 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,500 - Who the fuck are you? - Lenny botwin. I own the house. 78 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:38,650 I don't think it's gonna be cool if you crash. 79 00:04:38,660 --> 00:04:41,490 I got the entire town of majestic up in my grill,nance. 80 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,460 I need somewhere to lay low. 81 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,690 I can sleep in my minivan. 82 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,730 I just need a place to bust out my nug nugs. 83 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,580 Who are you to tell him he could stay here? 84 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,460 - He's my friend. - Yeah,my mother died. 85 00:04:50,470 --> 00:04:51,590 My grandmother died. 86 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:53,070 - Putz! - Asshole. 87 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,510 Humboldt fog. Nice. 88 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:59,900 - So,how'd grandma die? - Mom killed her. 89 00:05:01,620 --> 00:05:04,100 DAY FIVE 90 00:05:04,910 --> 00:05:06,200 You're grotesque. 91 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:11,270 The jackpot's up to $350 million,so mind your own fucking business. 92 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,590 Shivah goy... 93 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,370 quik mart up the street. 94 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:20,020 They're her holocaust numbers. 95 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:22,890 Hey,man. They're obviously lucky. She survived. 96 00:05:22,900 --> 00:05:26,390 What the fuck is that? 97 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:31,840 {\a6}NANCY--- GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK.GUILLERMO 98 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,440 Oh,yeah. 99 00:05:33,170 --> 00:05:35,360 They're from a friend of mine. 100 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:38,390 DAY SIX 101 00:05:55,050 --> 00:05:57,770 {\a6}A6 DAY SEVEN 102 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:59,530 3... 2... 103 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:02,500 Attention,beloved mixed-marriage family. 104 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,140 Shivah is over. 105 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:07,560 And this house is now for sale. 106 00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:10,530 So,unless you're in a position to pay me $1.5 million, 107 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:14,510 I suggest you find alternate accommodations immediately. 108 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:15,680 Where are we gonna live? 109 00:06:15,690 --> 00:06:18,610 Apparently that's of no concern to your loving grandfather. 110 00:06:18,620 --> 00:06:21,300 This house should stay in the family. 111 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:23,850 Tell you what -- for you,I'm gonna knock off 100 grand, 112 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,870 because I won't have to pay the broker's commission. 113 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,700 That's a good deal. 114 00:06:26,730 --> 00:06:28,430 I want to stay. I'm not leaving. 115 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:30,900 Fine. It'll add to the value of the house. 116 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:33,440 Three bedrooms,two baths,and a little boy. 117 00:06:33,450 --> 00:06:35,010 I can sell it to a priest. 118 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,630 Hey,you guys could stay in my minivan. 119 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:37,920 I got to get my own place. 120 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:39,390 I said I'm not leaving. 121 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,260 I heard you,shane. I get it. 122 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:42,350 We'll be back later. 123 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,400 - Another bed skirt? - Dust ruffle. 124 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:50,410 I just wanted to say it's been an amazing experience to have been here with you for the last few days. 125 00:06:50,420 --> 00:06:54,520 I mean,your mother -- well,she seemed like an extraordinary woman. 126 00:06:54,530 --> 00:06:57,990 Bob,I'm touched by your outpouring of emotion. 127 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,690 And I think bubbie would have been,too. Thank you. 128 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:03,490 But I'm gonna go with the hot chick who walked in here on tuesday. 129 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:05,670 You're a piece of shit. 130 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,950 - Who's there? - Nancy. 131 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,580 We used to have a nancy. She was a good worker. 132 00:07:16,590 --> 00:07:19,810 But she stopped showing up,and we had to kill her. 133 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:22,590 Seven days cooped up with the family felt like death. 134 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:23,530 Damn! 135 00:07:23,540 --> 00:07:27,080 If I had to sit home for seven days every time a family member dropped dead, 136 00:07:27,100 --> 00:07:28,860 I'd never leave the fucking house. 137 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:30,140 Thanks for the flowers. 138 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:33,960 You're really not supposed to send flowers to a jewish funeral -- shivah... 139 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,260 whatever. Still... very thoughtful. 140 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:39,870 I had to smother a guy with a pillow once,too. 141 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,750 My arms got tired. You? 142 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:46,250 Not so much. It was tempur-pedic. 143 00:07:46,260 --> 00:07:48,580 Conformed to her face. 144 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:51,550 Tempur-pedic. Got to remember that. 145 00:07:52,270 --> 00:07:55,170 - Am I going on a picnic? - Maybe. 146 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,940 Depends on which one you pick. 147 00:07:56,950 --> 00:07:58,160 I choose one of these? 148 00:07:58,210 --> 00:07:59,980 Like "deal or no deal." 149 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:03,460 Except here you got to choose,so it's more like "deal or deal," 150 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:08,340 and there ain't those leggy chicas with suitcases you want to fuck in the mouth. 151 00:08:08,670 --> 00:08:12,270 Red or blue. But be careful. 152 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,740 One of them is very dangerous. 153 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:18,890 Open it. 154 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,690 There's a gun in here. 155 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,650 And a juice box. 156 00:08:26,670 --> 00:08:28,590 And $5,000. 157 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,090 And another $5,000 after you come back. 158 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,500 What do I need a gun for? 159 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:35,940 You're going to the desert. They got rattlesnakes. 160 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,530 Maybe the chupacabra. 161 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,640 This makes me nervous. 162 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:42,170 It's just a pickup. You don't even have to cross the border. 163 00:08:42,180 --> 00:08:46,120 You just sit in your car,and mexico comes to you. 164 00:08:46,130 --> 00:08:47,210 I want $15,000. 165 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:50,240 You chose the red. Red pays $10,000. 166 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:54,620 This is the same address. It's the same thing. 167 00:08:54,630 --> 00:08:57,660 Ah,but no juice box. 168 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:04,550 So,I figure we'll ask for $2,000,000 and settle for $1.5 169 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,100 I'm thinking we ask for 1. 2 and settle for a mil. 170 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,560 Oh,that's insane. 171 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,510 We're a block from the beach. 172 00:09:10,530 --> 00:09:12,700 There's a charter school right down the street. 173 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,480 There's not a schvartze in sight. 174 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:16,590 There's a recession,the banks aren't lending money, 175 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,870 and when the banks aren't lending money,people aren't buying. 176 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:21,120 What about the chinese? They're loaded. 177 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,570 They prefer orange county. 178 00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:26,190 Jesus christ. I got a $1,100,000 borrowed against this place. 179 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:30,350 Well,if you want to sit on it for a couple of years,I'm sure the market will bounce back. 180 00:09:30,370 --> 00:09:32,780 Well,with all due respect,fuck you. 181 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:34,070 I'm gonna go with bob warden. 182 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:35,540 He'll tell you the same thing. 183 00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:38,770 And his tits won't get you an extra 50k at closing. 184 00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,430 You want to have dinner later? 185 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,140 I'll be in touch,mr. Botwin. 186 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,270 That's a no? 187 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,430 The banks aren't lending. 188 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,470 How do they know how much all this stuff is worth? 189 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,630 Well,they break it up into categories. 190 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:56,050 Yellow is dreck,green is crap,blue is shit. Here. 191 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:58,430 - Come and help me. - With what? 192 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,640 - A treasure hunt. - Cool. 193 00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:04,790 I found nancy. 194 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:08,870 And she was with guillermo. 195 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:14,940 They talked,and then he left,and then she didn't leave the house the whole week. 196 00:10:14,950 --> 00:10:17,910 It was weird. 197 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:19,790 There was this strange meeting. 198 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,630 I think she's more powerful than we think. 199 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,330 People came with food. 200 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:29,010 They took off their shoes. See? 201 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:31,800 Look. That's doug wilson. 202 00:10:31,810 --> 00:10:35,580 She's getting her crew back together. 203 00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:38,180 So,what do you make of all of this? 204 00:10:38,190 --> 00:10:42,810 I make that someone jewish died and that you're no diane arbus. 205 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,640 This is new to me,okay? 206 00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:48,570 I mean,I am taking pictures with a plastic camera. 207 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:49,870 I'm trying. 208 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:52,710 Guillermo... garcia... gomez. 209 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:56,300 I told you. I saw them together. 210 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,690 He was driving her prius. 211 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:01,970 So,what do we got here -- she's sitting shivah,and he's environmentally sensitive? 212 00:11:01,990 --> 00:11:05,810 Boffo work,agent hodes. 213 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:09,000 You miss wearing orange? 214 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:13,830 No,I just -- I need more time. Please? 215 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,860 - Sing with me. - What? 216 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:21,450 Sing with me,and I'll give you more time. 217 00:11:26,130 --> 00:11:28,710 Going once... 218 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,680 * you are an obsession I cannot sleep * 219 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:40,550 * I am a possession unopened at your feet * 220 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:44,910 * there is no balance no equality * 221 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:49,330 * be still I will not accept defeat * 222 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,750 So...what do you guys think? 223 00:11:58,770 --> 00:12:01,000 - Awesome. - Legendary. 224 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:06,530 I can't feel my left... anything. 225 00:12:07,730 --> 00:12:09,810 I have a son your age. 226 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:13,150 Handsome,lean,bright-eyed. 227 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,300 You suck dick,silas? 228 00:12:15,310 --> 00:12:18,010 No,I don't,mr. Wilson. 229 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:20,300 - Well,he does. - Well,that's his choice,isn't it? 230 00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:23,070 Nope. My fault. I made him gay. 231 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,820 My wife -- gone. Also my fault. 232 00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:29,740 Warts -- not gone. Technically my fault. 233 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,630 City of majestic -- broke. Cpa license -- revoked... 234 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,990 I assume. Didn't check. 235 00:12:35,970 --> 00:12:39,640 My life -- an abyss. 236 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:45,060 Can you use the downstairs toilet from now on,mr. Wilson? 237 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:46,860 Kick a man while he's down. 238 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,350 No,really. Use the downstairs toilet. 239 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:53,200 You think you're better than me,botwin,'cause your van has no windows? 240 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:58,260 Doug... that's a window. 241 00:12:58,270 --> 00:13:00,610 A window to what,andy? 242 00:13:00,630 --> 00:13:04,360 Look at us. Purposeless,directionless,homeless... 243 00:13:04,370 --> 00:13:06,960 just less. 244 00:13:08,400 --> 00:13:09,800 Do you suck dick,silas? 245 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:12,490 You asked me that already,mr. Wilson. 246 00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:14,830 Oh,right. Right. 247 00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:17,280 Do you like the taste? 248 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,240 I hate to interrupt this,uh,think tank. 249 00:13:21,250 --> 00:13:23,550 - Andy,I need you. - I'm toasted. 250 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,420 There's no math involved. Come on. 251 00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:30,440 Hurry up. 252 00:13:33,030 --> 00:13:35,050 You suck dick,silas? 253 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,520 What if there's no money? 254 00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,480 There's money,believe me. 255 00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:41,760 Bubbie was convinced the nazis were gonna rise again. 256 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:44,710 So,when she got too old to potentially schtupp her way out of a camp, 257 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,280 she started hoarding money for bribes. 258 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,580 - That's crazy. - That's not crazy at all. 259 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:52,550 Listen,genocide can happen again if we're not vigilant. 260 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,670 It must never happen again. 261 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,720 - It has happened again. - What are you talking about? 262 00:13:56,730 --> 00:14:00,520 Genocide. In rwanda,cambodia,bosnia. 263 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:03,930 No,no. To jews. It must never happen again to jews. 264 00:14:03,940 --> 00:14:07,060 What do I give a shit about the other places? 265 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:10,980 Jackpot! Good old jewish paranoia. 266 00:14:10,990 --> 00:14:14,080 The trick is making it work for you. 267 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:19,770 Looks like 15 dimes in here. 268 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:21,300 How would bubbie have gotten up there? 269 00:14:21,310 --> 00:14:23,740 Money's probably been up there for decades. 270 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,680 Well,this bill's from 2004. 271 00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:29,240 So? She wasn't even bedridden till 2006. 272 00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:32,110 Listen,she was a very spry woman in her day. 273 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,800 This one's from 2007. 274 00:14:33,810 --> 00:14:37,060 What are you -- the money detective? Give me that. 275 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:41,440 I don't think that's bubbie's money. I think it's my mom'S. 276 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:46,970 Why would your mom have $15,000 in cash hidden in a hatbox? 277 00:14:50,580 --> 00:14:52,910 What did she do? 278 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:55,330 She found it. 279 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:14,170 What are we supposed to be waiting for? 280 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:16,360 No idea. 281 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:20,060 How will we know when it arrives? 282 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,980 We'll know. 283 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:27,030 Forecast number 11. 284 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:33,550 - I saw someone following us. - Nobody was following us. 285 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:35,610 - I saw headlights. - Those are fireflies. 286 00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,640 - There's no fireflies in california. - You're fucked up on silas' weed. 287 00:15:37,650 --> 00:15:41,110 - It's good weed. - I'm so proud. 288 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:48,240 Oh,fuck! Oh,fuck! God damn it! 289 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:52,560 Oh,god,we're so out of here! Start the car. 290 00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,930 Calm down. 291 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:56,100 What if it wasn't a lizard? 292 00:15:56,110 --> 00:15:58,460 What if it's a fucking alien? I'm all fucked up. 293 00:15:58,470 --> 00:15:59,950 - Take me home. - I can't take you home. 294 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,320 Why didn't you bring more snacks? 295 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:02,740 Such a good idea bringing you. 296 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:05,690 - Calm the fuck down,or I'll shoot you. - All right! 297 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,920 All right. Lost my cool. Bringing it back in. 298 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:13,450 Oh,god! Under control. 299 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:16,100 Under control. 300 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:21,150 Drug-smuggling badass waiting for... 301 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:24,760 don't know what... in the middle of,uh... 302 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,290 don't know where,with a gun. Starting to freak out again. 303 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:30,760 - It's time to freak out again. - Andy! 304 00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,470 Where did your mother get this money? 305 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,740 I told you -- she found it. 306 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,720 - You're lying. - I'm not. 307 00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:44,750 - Is your mother a prostitute? - No. 308 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:50,430 She wears those dresses all the time and keeps odd hours and deals in cash. 309 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:58,730 What happened to all the cheese? 310 00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:04,590 Is that her pimp? 311 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,550 My mom is not a prostitute. 312 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:09,320 Well,she's definitely a criminal of some kind. 313 00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:11,370 - Did she rob a bank? - No. 314 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,340 - A costco? - No. 315 00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:16,700 Is she a coke dealer? 316 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,790 no. 317 00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,480 What happened to all the cheese? 318 00:17:30,510 --> 00:17:32,220 Weed! 319 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,070 Your mother's a weed dealer. 320 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,980 Give me back her money. 321 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,740 Are we gonna die tonight? 322 00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,460 Probably not. 323 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:48,930 Still,we could. Let's say thoughtful things about each other. 324 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:56,330 You're... a good person. 325 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:59,380 You've really stepped up for the kids. 326 00:17:59,390 --> 00:18:02,000 You make me lgh. 327 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:05,180 I'm glad you're a part of the family. 328 00:18:05,930 --> 00:18:08,590 I miss yael. 329 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,890 Thank you,andy. That's very sweet. 330 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,330 She might have been the one. 331 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:16,270 There is no "one," andy. We're all alone. 332 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,500 You're saying judah wasn't the one? 333 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:22,960 He died. I'm still here. 334 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:27,490 Holy shit. 335 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,360 Oh,holy shit. 336 00:18:30,940 --> 00:18:32,670 Um,that can't be good. 337 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,630 It looks like the border patrol or the police. 338 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,070 - Oh,shit. - Or the army. 339 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,590 Shit! 340 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,890 What do we do now? What do we do? What do we do? 341 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:51,990 don't enjoy this. No,no. 342 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:58,070 I know -- get a room. We're moving on. 343 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:00,380 Identificación? 344 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:02,440 Honey,are we in tijuana? 345 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,290 I told you to take a left. Mujeres,huh? 346 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:06,990 Andy... 347 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,000 they like to be bribed. It's a cultural thing. 348 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,620 - He won't take offense. - Andy,shut it. 349 00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:13,790 Kiss me again. 350 00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:26,390 - What was that? - I don't know. 351 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,640 What was the wave? 352 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,730 Oh,god. 353 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,150 - Is that,um... - oh,yeah. 354 00:19:46,890 --> 00:19:48,820 Shit. 355 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:55,830 That's a lot of product. Hey,I'm in a prius. 356 00:19:56,750 --> 00:20:00,140 These are police running drugs. 357 00:20:00,150 --> 00:20:02,990 It's so corrupt. 358 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,170 We got to move to mexico. 359 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,560 It was eerie. 360 00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:14,880 Mom lifted up the pillow,and all of a sudden,there was no noise. 361 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,430 It was just a body there... not a person. 362 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:24,440 And I kept thinking,"I should be feeling something right now." 363 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,030 But I didn't -- I didn't know her,you know? 364 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:31,820 I didn't -- I didn't know her,so I shouldn't feel bad about it. Right? 365 00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:37,500 Check it out. Some asshole's van is getting towed. 366 00:20:37,830 --> 00:20:42,520 What? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My plants! 367 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,720 What is all this noise? 368 00:20:46,730 --> 00:20:49,280 Our grow house just got towed. 369 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:53,120 It's a whole operation. 370 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:59,630 Fuck my carbon footprint. 371 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,100 I want my S.U.V.Back. 372 00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:05,830 Wait. Wait. 373 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,830 Um,where do I sit? 374 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,090 Right here. On this cooler. 375 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:23,290 I'll be back in 45 minutes. 376 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,270 You're gonna leave me here in the middle of the desert? 377 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,380 - No,don'T. - Yes. 378 00:21:27,390 --> 00:21:29,100 No. No. 379 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:32,870 Leave one of the bags here,and then we'll come back and get it later. 380 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,770 No fucking way. It might not be here when we get back. 381 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:38,090 I'm not telling guillermo I lost $50,000 worth of his drugs. 382 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,100 What am I gonna eat? 383 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,230 What am I gonna drink? 384 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,400 It's 45 minutes! 385 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:48,270 I'm scared. 386 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:53,370 Here. Here. 387 00:21:56,450 --> 00:21:59,140 I'm still scared. 388 00:22:01,210 --> 00:22:03,980 - I get it now. - You wht at? 389 00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,880 Why women tolerate you. You kiss well. 390 00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:10,990 - Really? - Really. 391 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:13,570 Better than judah? 392 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:17,170 Stay... right... there. 393 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:28,030 45 minutes! 394 00:22:34,370 --> 00:22:37,320 Uh,my car was towed. I'm here to pick it up. 395 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:38,640 Make,model,and color? 396 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:41,990 It's a van -- over there. 397 00:22:43,190 --> 00:22:48,140 You know,you can't park on ocean unless you have a sticker. 398 00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:50,320 - Good to know. - Yeah. 399 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:52,330 So,how much? 400 00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:56,790 If you don't have a sticker,I'm supposed to call the cops. 401 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:57,980 Oh,you don't have to do that. 402 00:22:57,990 --> 00:23:00,480 Can -- can we -- can we work this out? 403 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:03,890 I drive my little brother's car pool to school every day. 404 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:06,780 I -- I need my van. 405 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:12,140 So,uh,where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back? 406 00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:19,760 Look,man,what's it gonna take? 407 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:22,980 Hey,weiner. What's it gonna take? 408 00:23:23,690 --> 00:23:26,450 Uh,about 4 ounces. 409 00:23:26,460 --> 00:23:29,010 - Shit. - Great shit. 410 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,320 Seriously,kid,you got a gift. 411 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,680 Where are you going? 412 00:23:38,690 --> 00:23:39,790 Paris. 413 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,810 If I can get to the aviation club by tomorrow night, 414 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,520 there's a super satellite for the world poker tour. 415 00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:46,200 You can't take mom's money. 416 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,770 It's my money. 417 00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:49,390 No,it's not. It's mom'S. 418 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:52,120 And she's gonna be pissed if you take it. 419 00:23:52,130 --> 00:23:55,200 Well,you tell her to consider it first month's rent. 420 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:59,480 Also,tell her I expect 10 grand to be made by direct deposit 421 00:23:59,490 --> 00:24:02,610 on the first of every month to my pokerstars account. 422 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:05,400 Here. I wrote this down. 423 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,310 "Botwinbig"? 424 00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:10,870 Yeah. My screen name. That's all you need. 425 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,160 When are you coming back? 426 00:24:12,170 --> 00:24:15,160 The minute not-francie misses a payment. 427 00:24:15,180 --> 00:24:17,420 You tell her that,too. 428 00:24:17,430 --> 00:24:20,300 Uncle andy was right. You're an asshole. 429 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh,I'm an asshole,and I'm a shit. 430 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:26,280 But let me tell you something,shmendrick. 431 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:28,250 There's a lesson in this for you. 432 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:31,260 - You know what it is? - Yeah. You're an asshole. 433 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,150 Yeah,besides that. 434 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,680 Sometimes life throws you unexpected surprises. 435 00:24:36,690 --> 00:24:39,580 You go looking for something,you find something else. 436 00:24:39,590 --> 00:24:41,560 Your mother taking out my mother -- 437 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,560 it's the best thing that ever happened to me. 438 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,880 You know why? Because bubbie was my fucking cooler. 439 00:24:47,890 --> 00:24:50,580 I got to get out of this place. I've been here too long. 440 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,510 You and your drug-dealing mommy -- 441 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,900 you can stay here and float me till the market comes back. 442 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,760 Real estate always bounces back. 443 00:24:58,770 --> 00:25:02,650 It's like spaldeens. You know what spaldeens are? 444 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:05,330 Well,they bounce. 445 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:09,420 Anyway,wish me luck,although I don't think I'm gonna need it. 446 00:25:09,430 --> 00:25:13,920 And,uh,let me give you some grandfatherly advice. 447 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:16,070 Don't ever play poker. 448 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:20,500 You with the pa-pa-de-de-de -- you're a giant tell. 449 00:25:20,510 --> 00:25:23,960 All right,kid. Take care. 450 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:41,230 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 451 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:51,370 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 452 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:55,650 It's nancy. Leave me a message. 453 00:26:04,270 --> 00:26:05,430 Hola. 454 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,170 - Policía? - No. Amigo. 455 00:26:08,180 --> 00:26:09,950 Est* bien. 456 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,710 - How's it going? - What's up? 457 00:26:13,850 --> 00:26:14,950 Hello. 458 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,920 - Hello. - Hola. 459 00:26:17,930 --> 00:26:23,250 Uh,you guys heading towards,uh... ren mar? 460 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:26,320 Davenport. Iowa. 461 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,630 Close enough. 462 00:26:35,550 --> 00:26:37,070 The tijuana police? 463 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:39,000 Shocking,ain't it? 464 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:40,140 And you couldn't have lent me a bigger car? 465 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:42,700 I drove with a duffel of marijuana in my passenger seat. 466 00:26:42,710 --> 00:26:43,930 What if I'd been pulled over? 467 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:47,250 Take it down a peg,chiquita. You're here. It's all good. 468 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:50,040 - Yeah,another test. - Life is a test. 469 00:26:50,050 --> 00:26:54,160 Oh,enough philosopher king bullshit. Money,please. 470 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,870 - What is this? - It's a promotion. 471 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,200 Another run? 472 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:04,250 - Those won't start a car. - What will they start? 473 00:27:04,260 --> 00:27:07,880 Meet me this afternoon by the border at the outlet mall. 474 00:27:08,570 --> 00:27:10,920 Clocking out,boss. 475 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:14,910 Who is this bitch? 476 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:17,300 We caught her outside listening. 477 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,100 She had a camera. The lady was taking pictures. 478 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:39,110 -=bbs.ydy.com=- proudly presents 479 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:49,330 -=bbs.ydy.com=- sync:ßÇÈâÈâ 480 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,750 Weeds Season04 Episode04 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net