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Previously on Weeds...
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This is your new job.
It's a maternity store.
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This is the back room.
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You must be punished.
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He's the mayor?
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- Are you in love with me?
- Yes.
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You take too many drugs.
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Mostly Xanax and coke.
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Cocaine? Coca?
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At some point recently,
everything became right or wrong.
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What did you do?
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- What the fuck?
- Exactly. What the fuck?
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It's supposed to be a pot tunnel.
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There's no magical
"weed only" sign at the entrance.
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Captain Till?
There's a tunnel.
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You make a bust, you get Guillermo,
and it never comes back to me.
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- I'm Simone.
- I'm Harmony. Do you party?
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Head cheese sandwich.
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I'm not giving weed
to my little brother!
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- You're in love with Nancy.
- I'm not in love with Nancy.
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- You so are.
- I gotta go. Shit's blowing up.
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I used to have shit blowing up
all the time. Now nothing.
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Legendary!
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I am the only one here
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that has any chance to make amends.
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I don't know where Quinn is.
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She's living in Oaxaca
with a guy named Rodolfo.
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I'm just so glad
that you came here to see me
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so that I could tie you up
and lock you in a room
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until I sell your ass back
into suburban slavery...
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you fucking bitch.
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- Shall I call your father now?
- Tell Daddy Dean I want $200,000.
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Who's Guillermo's boss?
Who owns the fucking tunnel?
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I don't know.
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- I'd like to see you, tonight.
- Has to be tonight?
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- I will send a car.
- I can drive myself.
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Terrifically gift baskets.
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I need to get a birthday gift
for my 18-year-old. Can you help me?
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I'm thinking of buying some land.
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- A little farm where I can grow pot.
- You want a partner?
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- What would you like the card to say?
- "Silas, you are loved."
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And add the butter cookies.
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I thought you loved me.
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I do love you.
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- I think I can make you happy.
- It's too late.
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It feels like a boy.
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Weeds 501
Wonderful Wonderful
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By the Fumistes team.
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It feels like a boy.
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Anyone else
know about the situation?
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Send some flowers to the families
and...
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buy a new rug.
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You should go home now.
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- I should.
- Cesar will take you home.
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No, that's okay. I have my car.
I can drive myself.
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Cesar will drive you home
in you car, then.
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No. He must have a lot on his mind.
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The sudden death of two...
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work friends.
He should take some time to process.
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I don't need to process.
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If you're gonna kill me,
please do it fast,
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like with these guys,
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not the whole,
"Let's go for a drive,
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and then at some point,
we pull over and I'll shoot you".
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Go home.
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Alone?
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I will be in touch.
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- There is another door.
- Oh, right, the other door. Okay.
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- I'll talk to you soon.
- Oh, yes.
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Okay. Bye, then.
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This is a beautiful card.
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Here, take it.
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I think I'm gonna pass.
Beauty is subjective.
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However,
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this is gorgeous.
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Is this Dean Hodes?
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Mr. Dean Hodes?
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- Damn it!
- What?
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Fucking bugs.
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Please, be quiet
when I'm on the phone!
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Who is this?
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I have your wife.
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- Excuse me?
- Celia.
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I have your wife, Celia.
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Now, you listen to me.
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You send me money...
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Yeah, she's no longer my wife.
We're divorced.
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Then I will kill her.
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You hear me?
If you do not pay,
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she dies.
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Dad, I'm throwing a six.
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Yeah, listen. I'm broke and she's my ex.
So you do what you got to do, okay?
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Are you not listening to me?
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I will kill her! I slit her neck!
I smash her head!
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All right. Thanks for calling.
Knock yourself out. Bye-bye.
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Well that...
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is the one, Gin!
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He hung up.
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He probably couldn't understand you
with your fucking lame accent.
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He understood me.
He's broke.
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- Who was on the phone?
- Someone's kidnapped your mother.
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Seriously?
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- Who knows. Another game?
- Sure.
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We are fighting for the souls
of workers everywhere.
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Get me my money!
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Jesus!
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What the hell is going on here?
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So, we pick up some Mexican farmland
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on the cheap and make a go of it.
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This cookie is amazing.
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It's so simple and yet so delicious.
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That's a terrible plan.
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The soil in Mexico is full of paraquat,
a Mexican sewer poop.
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No one's gonna buy that.
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And the hassle
of getting it across the border.
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Do you even speak Spanish?
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What are the marks on your neck?
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- Jerked off with a noose.
- Nice.
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Hey, stoners, mom ever come back?
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Nice hair.
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Yeah, Simone and Harmony did it.
And check it out.
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Wrong ear.
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Fuck! Seriously?
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- I'm kidding.
- Asshole.
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You guys ought to grow
in a national park,
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All the cool kids are doing it now,
and it's free.
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Like the eagle,
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gift with purchase,
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the Nelson Mandela.
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Is there a national park
around here?
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There's Cleveland national forest.
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We're not in Ohio, little man.
Are you on drugs?
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It's in San Diego county.
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We should grow
in Cincinnati national forest, Silas.
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Cleveland.
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Cleveland, Pittsburgh. You're obsessed
with the rust belt. What is that?
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If mom doesn't come home by the end
of the week, I call her bedroom.
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Fuck that. I'm older.
I get the room.
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You vultures.
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If Nancy doesn't come back,
we shroud the room in clear plastic
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and nothing's touched, you hear me?
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You touch nothing in there,
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animals.
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- Rock, paper, scissors?
- Best two out of three. Go.
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1, 2, 3.
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Sorry to disappoint you,
but I'm back.
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- You're back... She's back.
- Yeah.
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What's wrong with your neck?
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- Hello?
- I have your friend.
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What? Who is this?
What friend?
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Your friend, Celia.
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I have her.
And you pay me money, or she dies.
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Celia?
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Celia Hodes!
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I have kidnapped her,
and today I chop off her ear.
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How Van Gogh.
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What?
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You send me $40,000, or I'll do it!
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It's too early for this.
We're really not friends.
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Okay, thirty...
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Hey, you up? You awake?
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- Heard your cellphone ring, so...
- Andy, I need to sleep.
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I got a plan.
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That's nice.
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We should flee.
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That's my plan, fleeing.
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We can't flee.
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Why not?
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It's the Mexican mafia.
There's nowhere to go.
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What are you gonna do?
Sit around, wait for them to kill us?
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You? You and us?
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It's only a matter of time, Nance.
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You finked, and they know it,
don't they?
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And now they're just playing with you.
You're a cat toy,
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and they're cats.
Mexican cats
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Gatos.
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- Please, let me sleep.
- No.
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Time to get up, 'cause I've got
a whole plan worked out.
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We're going to Denmark.
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The Mexican mafia's not gonna
find us in Copenhagen.
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Right?
It's supposed to be wonderful there.
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Wonderful, wonderful.
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And I love you.
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I'm pregnant.
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I need to sleep.
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That's...
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Wait. What?
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No, no, get some sleep.
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I'll talk to you later.
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What?
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Hi, Cesar.
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I'm giving you an address.
You will be there at 2:00 p.m.
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Did you get to
the anal rape scene yet?
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- Thanks for ruining it for me.
- Don't worry, there's two.
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I don't think I'm gonna finish this.
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Hello, Shane.
Doing your reading?
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Mr. Sandusky...
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Did you actually read "The Kite Runner",
before you assigned it?
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I did.
I thought you guys could handle it.
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Can you handle it, Shane?
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It seems you can handle a lot.
You're such a multitasker.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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- Sure, you do.
- No, I don't.
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I have 23 papers to grade tonight.
They're all on Anne Frank.
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Do you know how depressing that is?
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You pick really sad books.
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Which is why I need some pot.
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Plus, you people
can't write for shit.
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- That's even sadder.
- Shouldn't that be "more sad"?
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Tell me, smart ass,
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if I were to confiscate
your bag right now
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and go through it
with principal Rowan,
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what would we find?
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A cure for depression?
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He always wore
wife beaters or tank tops.
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He had a beard.
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I like guys with beards.
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You saw no one else,
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the entire time?
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No big boss?
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No, just the cute one
with the beard.
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Hey, cap, there's a guy on line one,
calling from Mexico.
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- He's demanding to talk to you.
- Trace it. Could be related.
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Let me get this straight.
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You want a ransom for Celia Hodes?
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Go fuck yourself!
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Cancel the trace, it's bullshit.
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See? Right here?
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That's a six-hour hike,
and there are no roads up there.
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I think we should check it out.
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Yeah. It's sure.
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It's gonna be a lot to carry.
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We're gonna need to pack out
all the plants, advanced nutrients.
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We need tubing for a water system.
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Who?
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That cunt can lick my balls.
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Tell her I said hi.
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Tubing, plants, what else?
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I don't remember
inviting you into this, Doug.
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Come on, I'm an extra pack mule.
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And I'm bored, and I'm good at this.
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I used to take my family
camping every year.
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And Andy's gone catatonic,
at least you could chat with me.
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Andy, buddy, doing okay?
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Fine, I'm doing fine.
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Yeah, I know Celia.
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Well, we're all gonna die.
What's it mean, anyway?
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Life is cheap. People die,
and people have babies.
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Every day, they're having babies.
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What's with that, kidnapper man?
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Women in their 40s
are having babies?
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Doesn't that seem weird to you?
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What? No.
I'm not gonna pay the ransom.
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Hello?
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Rude.
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00:14:24,845 --> 00:14:26,645
Andy, who's having a baby?
257
00:14:31,191 --> 00:14:31,992
No one?
258
00:14:32,666 --> 00:14:34,036
And I'm in the Z's.
259
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:35,791
No one?
260
00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:39,539
Do you have a Facebook page?
261
00:14:39,664 --> 00:14:41,505
Maybe you have some friends there?
262
00:14:41,882 --> 00:14:43,413
I don't have a Facebook page.
263
00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:45,839
Clearly, that would be
a waste of time.
264
00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:50,511
What are people saying
when you call?
265
00:14:51,384 --> 00:14:54,618
That the economy's bad,
that you haven't talked for a while.
266
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:57,015
And many people said to say hello.
267
00:14:58,947 --> 00:15:00,812
You're just trying to be nice.
268
00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,057
- Everybody hates me.
- Very much.
269
00:15:08,383 --> 00:15:11,990
Did you put something
on those scratches, like... neosporin?
270
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:14,636
I'm okay.
271
00:15:15,321 --> 00:15:16,493
No, you're not.
272
00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:19,623
Why do you let her do that to you?
273
00:15:21,543 --> 00:15:22,953
She's abusive.
274
00:15:23,502 --> 00:15:25,879
Roberto,
you do not have to take this.
275
00:15:26,271 --> 00:15:27,271
Rodolfo.
276
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,811
And how often does she hit you...
277
00:15:32,076 --> 00:15:32,886
Rodolfo?
278
00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:34,793
I don't know.
279
00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:37,258
She doesn't mean to hurt me.
280
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,370
I just...
I make her so mad someti...
281
00:15:41,855 --> 00:15:43,188
What the hell is going on?
282
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,689
I'm trying to make
the phone calls, Quinn,
283
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,079
but nobody's paying.
284
00:15:47,204 --> 00:15:48,697
Fine. Then fuck it.
285
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,530
We'll kill her
and sell her organs, okay?
286
00:15:53,032 --> 00:15:54,346
Let's go have sex.
287
00:17:03,201 --> 00:17:04,201
Hello?
288
00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:06,476
Can someone please tell me
what's going on?
289
00:17:12,048 --> 00:17:13,778
Nancy, you need to sign these forms.
290
00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,326
What am I signing?
291
00:17:16,741 --> 00:17:18,450
It's a consent for a CVS procedure.
292
00:17:19,943 --> 00:17:21,453
I don't even know what that is.
293
00:17:21,676 --> 00:17:23,663
I can't understand
what the doctor is saying.
294
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,079
This is ju...
295
00:17:27,591 --> 00:17:28,835
Forget it. I'm going home.
296
00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:46,102
Seņora Gonzalez?
297
00:17:48,956 --> 00:17:51,202
I'm not comfortable with this.
I don't even know where I am.
298
00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:53,293
It's like I've been sucked up
into the alien craft
299
00:17:53,418 --> 00:17:54,927
and I'm being probed.
300
00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:57,238
Where are my clothes?
Can someone please bring me...
301
00:17:57,642 --> 00:17:59,115
You have no idea, do you?
302
00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:04,643
This is your baby.
303
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:07,707
I... totally understand
if you need proof.
304
00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:11,263
Why don't we make an appointment
with a doctor in Ren Mar,
305
00:18:11,388 --> 00:18:13,354
someone who speaks English,
306
00:18:13,479 --> 00:18:15,982
actually addresses me
like I'm a human being?
307
00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:18,509
Together. We'll get lunch after.
How about that?
308
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,094
How about that?
309
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,097
How about you're Lazarus?
310
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,481
Risen from the dead.
311
00:18:26,977 --> 00:18:29,312
And you will lie back,
open your legs,
312
00:18:29,947 --> 00:18:32,899
and show Dr. Brisa,
the doctor I've chosen,
313
00:18:33,872 --> 00:18:37,153
that in your flat stomach,
there is a baby
314
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,364
that is both male and mine.
315
00:18:40,059 --> 00:18:41,273
I want to go home.
316
00:18:41,398 --> 00:18:44,328
If you want to go home,
Cesar will take you.
317
00:18:46,149 --> 00:18:47,336
You want to go?
318
00:18:48,588 --> 00:18:49,588
Go.
319
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:30,206
That was humiliating.
320
00:19:30,592 --> 00:19:32,752
I know. I'm sorry.
I could not untie you.
321
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:35,366
You are supposed
to wipe front to back.
322
00:19:35,766 --> 00:19:38,839
- If I get some kind of infection...
- It wasn't exactly a thrill for me.
323
00:19:39,007 --> 00:19:41,652
Just tie her back into the chair
and wash your hands, Rodolfo.
324
00:19:41,777 --> 00:19:43,611
Is this really necessary?
325
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,455
Come on, Quinn. Enough is enough.
326
00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:48,474
You've proven your point.
327
00:19:48,642 --> 00:19:49,716
You're angry.
328
00:19:49,841 --> 00:19:53,348
And I have to make amends
for my many mistakes,
329
00:19:53,473 --> 00:19:54,689
so here is my proposal.
330
00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:56,968
As we all know now, I am broke.
331
00:19:57,777 --> 00:20:01,000
But that doesn't mean
I can't charge, on my credit card,
332
00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:02,801
and worry about it later,
333
00:20:02,926 --> 00:20:05,157
a week at a spa.
334
00:20:06,279 --> 00:20:08,661
Let's just forget
all of this silliness
335
00:20:08,829 --> 00:20:12,393
and go have rehydrating facials.
336
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:16,145
You look a little dry there, honey.
337
00:20:22,027 --> 00:20:24,593
They're gonna saw you open, mom.
338
00:20:25,701 --> 00:20:29,231
They're gonna slice out your corneas,
your kidneys, your lungs.
339
00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:32,328
They probably won't be
too interested in your liver,
340
00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:33,674
considering your past.
341
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:36,400
But by the time they're through
342
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:38,899
putting you
into a dozen igloo coolers
343
00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:40,935
and shipping you off
to the black market,
344
00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:43,737
you should net me about $100k.
345
00:20:45,670 --> 00:20:47,680
And then I'll toast your memory...
346
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:49,618
From the deck of my beach house.
347
00:20:51,489 --> 00:20:52,489
Oh, honey.
348
00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:56,582
You can't buy
a beach house for $100k.
349
00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,498
And when they cut out your heart, mom,
I think I want to be there...
350
00:21:00,978 --> 00:21:02,709
Just to confirm that you had one.
351
00:21:02,834 --> 00:21:03,799
Jesus.
352
00:21:04,113 --> 00:21:07,649
I survived cancer
and rehab for this.
353
00:21:09,549 --> 00:21:12,308
- Fuck it. Can I have a drink?
- You had cancer?
354
00:21:12,476 --> 00:21:15,048
Don't you dare
start feeling sorry for her.
355
00:21:16,174 --> 00:21:17,670
Did you have chemo?
356
00:21:17,795 --> 00:21:19,198
Sure... chemo, radiation.
357
00:21:19,323 --> 00:21:22,613
You have more of what made me sleep?
I'll take some of that.
358
00:21:23,124 --> 00:21:24,987
Quinn,
they will not take her organs.
359
00:21:25,733 --> 00:21:28,490
- What?
- She had radiation, chemo.
360
00:21:28,658 --> 00:21:30,498
And a double mastectomy.
361
00:21:31,063 --> 00:21:33,985
They're going to know this
the moment they open her shirt.
362
00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:35,610
Quinn, it's no good.
363
00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:39,752
You fucking bitch!
364
00:21:43,947 --> 00:21:45,215
Enough! Enough!
365
00:21:46,803 --> 00:21:48,510
Get out! Out!
366
00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:51,273
Out of my life!
Out of my tent!
367
00:21:51,932 --> 00:21:53,265
You are a mean person!
368
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,320
Have fun together.
369
00:22:09,279 --> 00:22:10,797
Good christ.
370
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:13,843
Watch out! Incoming! Take cover!
371
00:22:14,155 --> 00:22:15,829
My eyes! My eyes!
I can't see!
372
00:22:16,342 --> 00:22:17,956
If you don't help, you can't come.
373
00:22:18,788 --> 00:22:20,209
Why can't we buy some new stuff?
374
00:22:20,414 --> 00:22:22,649
There was a dead mouse
in that backpack.
375
00:22:25,235 --> 00:22:27,523
- Hey, kid.
- What's wrong with uncle Andy?
376
00:22:27,648 --> 00:22:29,885
He's baking banana bread,
like 13 of them.
377
00:22:30,053 --> 00:22:32,846
He's freaking out
'cause your mom's pregnant.
378
00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,582
- Excuse me?
- Knocked up, private!
379
00:22:35,707 --> 00:22:37,837
Baby on board!
Muffin in the muff!
380
00:22:40,406 --> 00:22:41,813
You're just an idiot.
381
00:22:42,405 --> 00:22:44,775
What? What?
I didn't knock her up.
382
00:22:50,217 --> 00:22:52,157
Something smells amazing.
383
00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:55,285
They say that pregnant women
have a heightened sense of smell.
384
00:22:55,453 --> 00:22:56,703
Are you talking to me?
385
00:22:56,871 --> 00:22:58,622
Well, I've been thinking.
386
00:22:59,696 --> 00:23:03,700
Just because you've been a slutty,
irresponsible, slutty slut
387
00:23:04,740 --> 00:23:07,547
who had unprotected sex
with a Mexican gangster,
388
00:23:07,715 --> 00:23:09,707
doesn't mean
that we can't be friends, right?
389
00:23:09,832 --> 00:23:11,890
Did you wanna lick the spatula?
390
00:23:12,185 --> 00:23:14,846
- I need to ask you a favor.
- Of course you do.
391
00:23:15,443 --> 00:23:18,058
I need you to take Shane
up to my sister's in the Oakland house.
392
00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:20,852
Jill Price-Gray, with a hyphen?
Bitch face?
393
00:23:21,842 --> 00:23:25,148
- It's the lesser of two evils.
- I'll have to check my schedule.
394
00:23:29,278 --> 00:23:31,170
- I love you, too.
- But not in the good way.
395
00:23:31,295 --> 00:23:33,653
- You're full of shit.
- Ask her yourself.
396
00:23:33,778 --> 00:23:34,991
You're pregnant?
397
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,371
See?
398
00:23:39,888 --> 00:23:42,040
- You've got a big mouth.
- You've got a big baby.
399
00:23:42,446 --> 00:23:43,979
And you're how old?
400
00:23:44,263 --> 00:23:47,003
- Women my age have babies.
- So, when's the abortion?
401
00:23:49,069 --> 00:23:50,340
I'm having the baby.
402
00:23:50,593 --> 00:23:54,043
Come on, it's a new life,
it's a new sibling for you guys.
403
00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:57,889
It's the key to keeping her
Mexican boyfriend from murdering us all,
404
00:23:58,156 --> 00:24:00,809
at least until she pops,
and then we flee to Denmark.
405
00:24:01,167 --> 00:24:02,767
Dad would be so proud.
406
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:09,651
Tomorrow Andy's going to take you up
to stay with my sister for a while...
407
00:24:10,235 --> 00:24:11,528
Your aunt Jill.
408
00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,196
You remember aunt Jill.
409
00:24:13,966 --> 00:24:15,448
Fuck that.
410
00:24:15,616 --> 00:24:17,867
Andy's coming to the forest
with me and Doug.
411
00:24:18,035 --> 00:24:21,496
It's for your own safety,
and that's the end of it. You're going.
412
00:24:21,664 --> 00:24:23,415
Your camping trip will have to wait.
413
00:24:23,968 --> 00:24:27,168
It's not a camping trip. It's business.
I got to get my clones in the ground.
414
00:24:27,336 --> 00:24:31,214
What a bunch of bullshit! He stays,
I get sent to Oakland?! Forget it!
415
00:24:31,382 --> 00:24:33,007
Right. Take them both to Jill's.
416
00:24:33,262 --> 00:24:35,593
No way! I'm not just some kid
you can send to his room!
417
00:24:35,761 --> 00:24:37,387
And I am?! Fuck you!
418
00:24:37,555 --> 00:24:38,404
Totally.
419
00:24:38,529 --> 00:24:40,807
You get one pube,
you think you're a grown-up? Deal.
420
00:24:43,311 --> 00:24:44,477
I'm baking in here!
421
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,153
Don't.
422
00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,649
- Andy, do something.
- What? I got to check the bread.
423
00:24:49,817 --> 00:24:52,318
- I've got an afro down there, asshole!
- Stop it!
424
00:24:52,486 --> 00:24:54,571
- Surrounding your pussy.
- Gorgeous.
425
00:24:56,741 --> 00:24:58,366
God damn it, I said stop!
426
00:25:00,251 --> 00:25:02,092
Hot! Hot!
427
00:25:03,944 --> 00:25:05,344
My beautiful loaf.
428
00:25:05,928 --> 00:25:07,834
You ruin everything you touch!
429
00:25:09,836 --> 00:25:11,796
- Yeah, you better run!
- Fuck you!
430
00:25:16,897 --> 00:25:18,597
Hey, Nance, you're back.
431
00:25:19,465 --> 00:25:20,698
What's new?
432
00:25:32,735 --> 00:25:33,735
Careful, okay?
433
00:25:34,657 --> 00:25:36,307
You bringing sunscreen?
434
00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:50,662
It'll be okay, sweetie.
435
00:25:51,163 --> 00:25:52,545
It's only temporary.
436
00:25:52,980 --> 00:25:54,680
We'll talk on the phone.
437
00:26:58,167 --> 00:26:59,862
- What's going on?
- Flash mob.
438
00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:01,864
- Why?
- 'cause it's cool.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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