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Previously on Weeds...
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How about moving into my house?
There's plenty of room for the boys.
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- Did you ask me to live with you?
- We're going to Denmark.
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The Mexican mafia
is not gonna find us in Copenhagen.
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- Mr. Sandusky.
- I need some pot.
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- How much can you spend?
- Four grand.
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Get in, we'll settle up.
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To be you!
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- What kind of business you got?
- Medical marijuana.
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- We're in business, partner.
- Partner.
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- Partners.
- Faggots.
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186,437.96?
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You go out with me,
and I'll get you into that account.
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Only it has to be as Judah.
You're Judah, and I'm me.
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There's nothing weird about that.
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You remember Sucio?
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He will watch you now.
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- Where is Sucio?
- He's missing, there was blood.
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You have to choose, Nancy.
Who is it gonna be?
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I'm not ready to be fucking zen
about who lives or dies.
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We chose this life.
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For you, for me, for our son.
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There is nothing
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I will not do
to protect that life.
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Weeds 505
Van Nuys
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By the Fumistes team
lesfumistes@gmail.com
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Can you smell that?
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You know the one thing about women
that terrifies me above everything?
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- How can she eat that?
- The fact that your periods sync up.
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It's not even food,
it's just nitrates and fillers and...
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So freaky and wolfish.
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- What's a filler?
- I bet you're an alpha she-wolf.
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I bet all women in your orbit
snap to your cycle.
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- It's terrifying.
- Excuse me.
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Not in the habit of butting in,
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but those can't be the best
for your baby.
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Well, it's not a baby yet
and I'm not keeping it.
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An abobo, huh?
Hoovertown,
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we used to call it "going to Van Nuys,"
cause the place we'd go was in Van Nuys.
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Sorry to have bothered you.
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I've gone to Van Nuys 5 times.
It's no big deal. For me.
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The ladies tended
to get a little weepy.
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Except for Deirdre.
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But I found out later
she had Asperger's.
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- Five?
- My point is this...
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Science.
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I haven't seen you
since the first ultrasound, how are you?
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I've been nauseous.
It's my sense of smell.
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Bionic, huh?
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I could be a superhero.
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One of the miraculous weirdnesses
of pregnancy.
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Mostly I smell...
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the bad things.
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I'm surrounded by men.
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I breathe through my mouth
so much, my lips chap.
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I'm fine, really.
So you do abortions too, right?
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- How late is too late?
- You still have some time.
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Is this something
you're seriously considering?
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I don't know, no.
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I'll think about it.
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Everything looks fine.
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Try to find an oasis.
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Create one if you have to.
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And I would surround myself
with nice smells.
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- What, like flowers?
- I was thinking pancakes.
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But flowers too, yes.
Herbs, maybe.
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Would you like me
to make you another appointment?
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- For a follow-up?
- For whatever you decide.
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Fucking cockbreath asshole!
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Dickhead!
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Shitbrain! Man-cunt!
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Angry rich White children.
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You're rich and White, why so angry?
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Shane got jacked for his weed.
I just like seeing shit break.
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Jacked?
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Ripped off. Much pot, no pay.
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By his English teacher.
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So, what you going to do about it?
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- Potting soil.
- Overpopulation.
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- Basil.
- Hive collapse.
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- Credit default swaps.
- Lavender.
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- Somali pirates.
- What's this one?
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- North Korean nukes.
- Lovage. Herb lovage.
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Mexican drug lord
gangster-politicians.
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- Golden oregano.
- American Idol.
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Did you know that this baby
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has a one-in-five chance
of being autistic?
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What did I buy marjoram?
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And I'm not talking the fun
card-counting savant kind either,
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I'm talking zombie-eyes,
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soothe-rocking, behelmeted.
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- What do you think of coriander?
- I think nothing of coriander.
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Although it's nice in a curry.
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- You have to get rid of this baby.
- No, I don't.
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Flush it. Listen.
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I'm coming into some money.
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We'll run, get a fresh start.
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These are very dark waters
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you're swimming in,
even for you.
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What are you doing with all this?
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I'm gonna plant things,
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and they'll bloom and flourish
and smell good, and maybe...
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the moods will rise
and the dark waters will clear.
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Money. Bricks of it wrapped in...
I don't want to tell you.
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Gophers and bunnies
are gonna eat your plants.
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I'll build a fence.
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Well, maybe the gophers
are already inside.
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Just waiting and growing.
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- Shut up!
- Sucking the nutrients from your soil.
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- Shut up!
- You gotta abort that gopher, Nance.
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- How's the sample?
- Sucks.
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Total ditch weed.
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We only have three good strains
and I'm out of contacts, we're fucked.
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That is a pickle.
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- You should go see the Wizard.
- Who?
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Buddy of mine from high school.
Dropped out, went into real estate,
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market tanked,
so now he's a pot agent.
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- Pot growers have agent?
- Sure.
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Growers are usually too stoned
to do math.
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That's true. Math is hard.
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- I'll set up a meeting for you, Si.
- Me too!
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I want the hookup
for the meeting and the buying.
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Negotiations can be tricky.
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Fuck off! I'm a master negotiator.
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Besides, you can't negotiate.
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No one's gonna take
a blond man seriously.
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Hooked, hooked!
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Hello?
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Who's there?
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- I have a gun.
- Don't shoot, it's me.
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Liar, you don't have a gun.
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You're squatting in my garage?
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I have nowhere to go.
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My family is in ruins.
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Shards.
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They left me to rot in Mexico.
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- Get out of my life.
- Cancer.
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Loss of station.
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Loss of tooth.
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- You threw away my tooth.
- Get out of my life.
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I just lose and lose and lose and lose
and you have everything.
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Get out of my life.
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And now, a baby.
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A Mexican baby, but still.
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So, allow me
this tiny little pathetic crumb...
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To stay in your garage
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while I figure out
what the fuck I'm doing with my life.
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Albatross,
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my own personal cinder block.
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Two days. I don't want to see you.
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Thank you, Nancy.
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Can I have my old job back
at the maternity store?
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Fuck!
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Botwin?
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- That's right, motherfucker.
- And Hodes, jerk.
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- Don't mess with her, she's loco.
- I really am.
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Get the fuck out of here before I kick
your nards in, you little cock goblin.
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With your fake gun.
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Take nerd girl with you.
Your usual sidekicks are much hotter.
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You know that lesson you taught
on point of view in fiction?
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It was really helpful, Mr. S.
I think I get it now.
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To you, I'm just some dumb kid
you can rip off.
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From my perspective,
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you're that titanic loser of a teacher
I once had
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who jacked the wrong kid.
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Unfortunately, you're also now part
of our friend Ignacio's story.
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And your chapter
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is very very short.
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Here, it's all there.
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- Take it.
- I didn't ask your permission.
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You faux-adult, you skidmark!
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You apartment makes me sad.
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Take something else.
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For penalty.
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Okay... the Ray Bans.
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And the rollerblades.
Is it a Zune?
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Take that.
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Not my axe.
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Okay. Now that you called it your axe,
I'm for sure taking it.
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Now shoot him in the leg.
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Not the bird!
I meant the man!
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Poor little birdie. Go!
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Aging goofball.
Career in the shit tank.
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Middle class kid. Lost.
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Not smart enough for academics,
not talented enough for sports.
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My point,
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you two don't strike me
as a particularly serious duo.
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We are serious, bro.
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Serious as ass cancer,
serious as Nagasaki,
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serious as a Sean Penn movie.
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Look,
we've got a solid business plan,
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a community itching
for legal product,
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and your buddy C.P.,
he's got our back.
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C.P. is functionally retarded.
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I used to hang out with him
'cause his step mom had Jell-o Pops
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and his sister let me finger-bang her
in the pool-house.
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Fucking loved Pudding Pops.
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Why don't they make those anymore?
You know what I mean?
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I stock everything
in your dispensary.
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And I mean everything.
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Great. Perfect.
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- We're in.
- Okay.
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Let's do the paperwork.
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So we'll start
with the small-market contracts.
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- Adding the 75$ delivery fee.
- Whoa, whoa, there. Delivery fee?
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- We have to pay our drivers.
- You have to pay your drivers.
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- Doug.
- Let me negotiate. This is what I do.
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No deal, Wizard.
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Fuck you and your bullshit charges
in the butt.
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- It's a standard fee.
- Okay, here's my counter offer:
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eat my balls.
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Sorry, Wizard.
Shut up.
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If you can't take the stress
of tough negotiations, maybe...
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Did you hit "save" first?
That's a very unstable operating system.
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- We're done here.
- Please...
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You say you validate?
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Dead Mexican!
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Dead Mexican.
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Dead Mexican.
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Dead Mexican!
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It's me. Still...
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Still weighing
the whole moving-in thing.
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But guess who I ran into?
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Our old friend Sucio.
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He's looking a little stiff,
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so if you could send someone
to pick him up
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soon.
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He's hanging out in the garage.
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Okay, bye.
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Keep him company.
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I didn't realize we were going
full period with this thing.
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I would have worn
my Loverboy headband.
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I look ridiculous. I knew it.
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- But my guild encouraged me.
- No, Mags, you look...
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- Your guild?
- Online gaming world.
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I'm a mage.
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Believe it or not, I'm actually
pretty outgoing and popular there.
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Popular in the game as a mage.
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My spell-hit ratio
is like off the charts.
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You think I'm pathetic.
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I'm dressed like Molly Ringwald.
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Sorry, I have this fierce imagination.
I always have.
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No, it's admirable actually.
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I can't remember
the last time I imagined anything.
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That is so sad.
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Fondue.
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- This is where we went on our date.
- Totally exciting.
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I happen to love dipping things
into other things.
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The fun is that
you get to cook the meat yourself.
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That's what Judah said.
What you said.
251
00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:29,224
What I... Yes, what I said.
252
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,392
Me, Judah.
253
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,729
You cook it yourself.
254
00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:42,286
What made you finally ask me out?
255
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,698
I mean, you're such a stud muffin.
256
00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:47,367
I guess when I saw you at the...
257
00:13:47,823 --> 00:13:49,911
At the food court,
I worked at Hot Dog on a Stick.
258
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,086
The way that you handled
the batter...
259
00:13:52,877 --> 00:13:54,555
I saw you and I figured...
260
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,630
I'm just here for the summer,
261
00:13:57,531 --> 00:14:00,255
and life is short,
and people are such phonies...
262
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,280
Like J. D. Salinger said.
263
00:14:03,607 --> 00:14:05,802
Oh, my God, you always quoted that.
264
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,552
That's right.
Judah read that book every summer.
265
00:14:09,677 --> 00:14:12,251
Phonies. Goddamn phonies.
266
00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,305
But you're not a phony, Mags.
267
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:16,822
You're real.
268
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:19,733
And I'm real.
269
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,493
Me, Judah.
270
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,095
Let's be real together.
271
00:14:28,739 --> 00:14:30,327
I want you to take my virginity.
272
00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:07,239
What the hell is that?
Hi, Isabelle.
273
00:15:07,578 --> 00:15:08,793
It's a theremin.
274
00:15:08,980 --> 00:15:10,909
It's one of the earliest
electronic instruments.
275
00:15:11,147 --> 00:15:13,495
Super. What's it doing in my house?
276
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,831
We found it. By a dumpster.
277
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,621
You don't have to lie to her.
278
00:15:17,746 --> 00:15:19,694
I was selling
Silas' leftover cheese pot.
279
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,879
My shitball teacher jacked my stash.
So I jacked him back.
280
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,841
Ignacio helped us.
281
00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:32,138
- You helped Shane rob his teacher?
- You're welcome.
282
00:15:33,824 --> 00:15:37,060
I can't live like this anymore.
What have I allowed in my house?
283
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,564
Shane was a good kid.
Now he's robbing his teacher.
284
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:44,185
I am so sorry
285
00:15:44,764 --> 00:15:47,802
that I exposed him
to the world of criminal activities
286
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,765
for the first time.
287
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,676
Silas, come here. Look at this.
288
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,726
A self portrait
from my blue balls period.
289
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,248
Ever get tired
of being a complete joke?
290
00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:22,633
What?
291
00:16:23,254 --> 00:16:25,400
I'm delightful. People love me.
292
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:27,277
Not to be in business with you.
293
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,279
I was a well-respected CPA.
294
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,531
Notice the use of the past tense?
295
00:16:32,126 --> 00:16:34,831
You hurtful toothy little shit!
296
00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,161
Teefy!
297
00:16:36,785 --> 00:16:37,621
Man boobs.
298
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:40,290
You don't make up the names.
That's my thing. Goldilocks.
299
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,751
No, I could do better.
Mormon face.
300
00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,629
Gigantor, embezzler.
301
00:16:46,091 --> 00:16:47,172
Girlfriend deporter.
302
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,966
Stop it, deaf girl fucker.
Deaf fucker!
303
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,509
Bad dad! Abandoner!
304
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,428
Orphan father-killer!
305
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:06,524
I'm sorry, Doug.
306
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,293
I'm sorry.
307
00:17:10,731 --> 00:17:12,181
I just say things.
308
00:17:12,708 --> 00:17:13,922
Sometimes...
309
00:17:14,179 --> 00:17:17,474
Sometimes I actually think
I'm slightly retarded in the mouth.
310
00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,110
And you didn't kill your father.
311
00:17:20,514 --> 00:17:21,514
Shane did.
312
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:42,726
The body is where?
313
00:17:58,041 --> 00:18:00,161
So, what are you gonna do, exactly?
314
00:18:02,052 --> 00:18:03,415
Is that acid?
315
00:18:04,121 --> 00:18:06,526
Do you have to cut him up
into little pieces before?
316
00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:09,546
Lady leaves now.
Goes gets a falafel or something.
317
00:18:10,052 --> 00:18:11,589
I don't really have anywhere to go.
318
00:18:12,503 --> 00:18:14,426
I'm sort of between things,
right now.
319
00:18:14,734 --> 00:18:18,013
Fresh from a spell with some
revolutionaries in your country.
320
00:18:18,561 --> 00:18:19,931
Rudolfo, you know him?
321
00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:22,100
Piercing eyes, total vagina.
322
00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,869
Nancy is tossing me out on my ass.
323
00:18:25,994 --> 00:18:28,023
And I finally understand
324
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,167
what Rudolfo meant
when he babbled on
325
00:18:30,292 --> 00:18:33,444
about the powerless
needing to use their weakness
326
00:18:33,614 --> 00:18:34,988
as an advantage.
327
00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:38,033
I just wish that I had something
that I could use...
328
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:44,511
We were right here.
329
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,309
It was so romantic.
330
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,098
Here?
331
00:18:52,604 --> 00:18:54,104
Give me your jacket.
332
00:19:02,638 --> 00:19:05,852
You were talking
about how lame Footloose was.
333
00:19:06,487 --> 00:19:09,606
And I kept thinking
"When is he gonna jump me?"
334
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:12,484
- I love Footloose.
- That's Judah's gay brother talking.
335
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,652
I mean...
336
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:16,065
Queer bait.
337
00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:18,302
All the dancing, homo-city...
338
00:19:20,175 --> 00:19:22,533
Judah, you're so fucking boss.
339
00:19:24,221 --> 00:19:25,997
Judah, stick it in me.
340
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,665
You really just said that.
341
00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:30,126
Judah, bork me with your hot tool!
342
00:19:31,184 --> 00:19:32,504
And you said that too?
343
00:19:34,814 --> 00:19:36,049
Is anything wrong?
344
00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:38,426
- Should I suck you?
- No, no, that's...
345
00:19:39,422 --> 00:19:41,387
I mean, that's not what we did.
346
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,348
You're right. I was like this.
347
00:19:44,918 --> 00:19:47,033
Come on, Judah, make me a woman.
348
00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:50,522
- Maybe we should save ourselves.
- You want the money or don't you?
349
00:19:50,758 --> 00:19:51,981
You know what I want.
350
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,817
Judah!
351
00:19:54,682 --> 00:19:55,775
Copenhagen.
352
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:57,362
Copenhagen.
353
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:08,414
What do you know? Imagination.
354
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,246
God, Copenhagen.
355
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,426
Judah, yes! Judah!
356
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,932
Bork me! Bork me!
357
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,407
Hi, Nancy Botwin.
358
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,242
I'm Shane's mother.
359
00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,704
Could you put down the bat?
360
00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:51,465
Thanks.
361
00:20:51,888 --> 00:20:55,560
We brought back
your instrument thingy intact.
362
00:20:57,498 --> 00:20:59,982
And a replacement animal companion.
363
00:21:00,107 --> 00:21:02,731
It's an iguana.
They eat greens and fruits.
364
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:06,723
Birds carry germs,
it's a major turn-off for the ladies.
365
00:21:07,314 --> 00:21:11,309
I brought back
your rollerskates, sunglasses,
366
00:21:11,434 --> 00:21:13,681
I'm gonna have to give you an IOU
on the video thing.
367
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:14,814
Anyway, Shane?
368
00:21:15,945 --> 00:21:17,985
I'm sorry I killed your cockatoo.
369
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:21,112
He was an innocent casualty
of youthful vengeance.
370
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,990
He taught me a valuable lesson
371
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,950
about the destructive power
of fire arms.
372
00:21:26,810 --> 00:21:29,136
So, his death was not in vain.
373
00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:33,277
You're getting an F,
now get the fuck out.
374
00:21:34,176 --> 00:21:36,336
- That wasn't necessary.
- You killed Seacrest.
375
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:39,255
- And he apologized.
- Get the fuck out of my apartment.
376
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:41,799
That was really dumb.
377
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,676
- What are you doing?
- Mom?
378
00:21:44,702 --> 00:21:47,764
Stealing from students is a no-no.
379
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:49,349
It's unseemly,
380
00:21:49,518 --> 00:21:52,418
not to mention gross abuse
of your position,
381
00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:54,145
you're never gonna do it again.
382
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,605
I won't, I'm sorry.
383
00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:58,399
- Can I kick him?
- No. By the way, you're grounded.
384
00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,818
No video games, no Twittering,
385
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,862
nothing electronic,
it's desensitizing.
386
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,385
Puts you out of touch
with your humanity.
387
00:22:05,914 --> 00:22:07,283
You can't afford that.
388
00:22:10,936 --> 00:22:14,040
Remember, fruits and greens.
Take care of him.
389
00:22:14,672 --> 00:22:16,960
This is gonna be
a whole new start for you.
390
00:22:23,277 --> 00:22:25,390
I'm going into your house
to take a bath.
391
00:22:25,515 --> 00:22:28,018
Try it
and the toaster goes in with you.
392
00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:31,599
Do you want to know
what I did tonight?
393
00:22:32,423 --> 00:22:34,143
I watched a dead body
394
00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:36,431
get removed from your old coldspot,
395
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,232
and sealed into a barrel of acid.
396
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,653
Those guys were so sweet,
397
00:22:43,234 --> 00:22:47,093
they even let me take some choice photos
before they left.
398
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,117
Look, it's Nancy's house.
399
00:22:50,386 --> 00:22:53,294
So yes, I think that I will be
taking that bath,
400
00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:57,329
and also I think
I'll be living in that garage
401
00:22:57,611 --> 00:22:59,085
for as long as I want.
402
00:22:59,254 --> 00:23:01,358
I'll need some cash
to fix the place up.
403
00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:03,983
I hear Ikea is having a tent sale.
404
00:23:04,723 --> 00:23:07,278
Selfish pregnant cunt.
405
00:23:08,842 --> 00:23:09,917
Good night.
406
00:23:23,019 --> 00:23:23,943
They're dead.
407
00:23:24,349 --> 00:23:25,349
All dead.
408
00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,324
Snuffed out.
409
00:23:30,345 --> 00:23:31,117
Bunnies.
410
00:23:32,528 --> 00:23:33,528
Slugs.
411
00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,538
Black fucking slugs.
412
00:23:37,737 --> 00:23:38,875
They're everywhere.
413
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:40,546
It's an inside job.
414
00:23:43,381 --> 00:23:44,897
I put barriers up, they just...
415
00:23:46,042 --> 00:23:47,478
slipped right through.
416
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,344
I got the money.
417
00:23:50,671 --> 00:23:52,380
- There's a lot.
- What? How?
418
00:23:52,505 --> 00:23:53,681
It doesn't matter...
419
00:23:55,516 --> 00:23:58,054
I need a shower.
I need to be sandblasted.
420
00:23:58,477 --> 00:24:00,938
I need a hug.
The point is, I have it.
421
00:24:04,033 --> 00:24:06,254
I'm not sure
what I'm supposed to do.
422
00:24:08,368 --> 00:24:11,627
It isn't safe here anymore.
It's all wrong.
423
00:24:14,024 --> 00:24:15,703
You know
Celia's living in the garage?
424
00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:20,333
Yes, we had a nice long conversation
about what happens when flesh hits acid.
425
00:24:21,511 --> 00:24:24,489
Why is fucking Armageddon
always coming down on me?
426
00:24:26,374 --> 00:24:27,502
You do it.
427
00:24:28,506 --> 00:24:29,634
You do know that?
428
00:24:30,392 --> 00:24:32,303
You have to know that it's all you.
429
00:24:48,882 --> 00:24:50,259
Forget Van Nuys.
430
00:24:50,611 --> 00:24:52,655
Keep the baby, it does not matter.
431
00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:54,492
But we leave.
432
00:24:54,825 --> 00:24:56,987
- Shane did something...
- That's why we have to go.
433
00:24:57,112 --> 00:24:59,288
It's not safe here.
Even your plants...
434
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:01,470
- But Esteban...
- Leave him a note.
435
00:25:01,595 --> 00:25:03,167
- A note?
- Write him a note,
436
00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:04,800
like the olden times.
437
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,587
Break his heart in ink.
438
00:25:06,712 --> 00:25:09,382
He will understand if he loves you.
439
00:25:10,329 --> 00:25:12,468
- I do have a nice handwriting.
- In the morning,
440
00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:13,637
we go.
441
00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,518
I'll throw some Ambien
in Ignacio's smoothie
442
00:25:16,643 --> 00:25:18,850
and we hit the road
as soon as his eyes close.
443
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:20,643
- Andy.
- Tomorrow night,
444
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:23,244
we're someplace new.
445
00:25:23,702 --> 00:25:28,213
It doesn't even have to be Copenhagen.
It can be fucking Van Nuys.
446
00:25:29,411 --> 00:25:31,696
Wherever. We're a family.
447
00:25:34,351 --> 00:25:36,307
And then, we're done with all this.
448
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:39,708
And we'll be safe.
I know that I'm just, you know...
449
00:25:40,448 --> 00:25:41,858
I'm Andy, but...
450
00:25:44,014 --> 00:25:46,217
We could be more.
I would like to try.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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