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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING
OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN'
I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪
-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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[ INTRO TO BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD'S
"FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH" PLAYS ]
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-♪ THERE'S SOMETHING
HAPPENING HERE ♪
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♪ WHAT IT IS
AIN'T EXACTLY CLEAR ♪
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♪ THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN
OVER THERE ♪
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♪ TELLING ME I GOT TO BEWARE ♪
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♪ I THINK IT'S TIME
WE STOP, CHILDREN ♪
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♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪
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♪ EVERYBODY,
LOOK WHAT'S GOING DOWN ♪
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-WE LIVE IN CONFUSING TIMES...
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TIMES OF CHANGE...
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AND OF DISAGREEMENT.
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THERE ARE THOSE WHO WILL SAY
THAT BRIAN COOPER WAS A MAN
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WHO DIED DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY.
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AND THERE ARE THOSE
WHO WILL SAY
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THAT HE WAS A CHILD
WHO DIED IN VAIN.
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-BRIAN COOPER WAS
THE FIRST PERSON I EVER KNEW
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WHO WASN'T OLD WHO DIED.
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I GUESS WE ALL HAVE THAT MOMENT
WHERE WE REALIZE
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THAT EVEN SOMEBODY
WHO'S BASICALLY A KID
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CAN CEASE TO EXIST,
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AND WE'RE NEVER THE SAME
AFTER THAT.
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-WE MUST HAVE FAITH THAT NONE
OF GOD'S CHILDREN DIE IN VAIN.
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-BUT IT WASN'T JUST BRIAN'S
DEATH THAT HAD CHANGED ME.
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IT WAS ALSO BRIAN'S SISTER.
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I HADN'T SEEN WINNIE SINCE THE
NIGHT WE KISSED IN THE WOODS,
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BUT I HADN'T BEEN ABLE
TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE.
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-BUT THROUGH ALL THE CHANGE,
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THERE IS ONE THING THAT REMAINS
CONSTANT AND ETERNAL
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AND CAN NEVER DIE,
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AND THAT IS THE HUMAN SOUL.
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-OH, NO!
THE JELL-O SALAD ISN'T SET!
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[ SIGHS ]
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HERE, KEVIN.
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YOU TAKE THE HAM.
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-LIKE WOMEN ALL OVER AMERICA,
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MY MOTHER CONFRONTED TRAGEDY
AND DEATH
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WITH COLD HAM AND JELL-O SALAD.
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-THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS
ARE JUST SWIMMING IN THERE.
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-COME ON, NORMA.
LET'S JUST GO.
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-LET ME PUT
SOME ICE CUBES IN.
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IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES.
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-YOU GOT THE HAM.
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YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING
THE JELL-O, TOO.
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-FIVE MINUTES --
JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES.
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-THE REST OF US HAD OTHER WAYS
OF DEALING WITH OUR GRIEF.
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[ NOSE BLOWS ]
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BUT I, FOR ONE, WAS A WRECK.
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I WOULD THINK ABOUT BRIAN,
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AND I'D FEEL ALMOST SICK
TO MY STOMACH.
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THEN I WOULD THINK
ABOUT WINNIE,
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AND A THRILL WOULD PASS
THROUGH MY 12-YEAR-OLD BODY
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LIKE THE WIND
THROUGH THE TREES.
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LIFE'S TWO GREATEST FORCES,
LOVE AND DEATH,
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WERE TEARING ME APART --
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AT THE WAIST.
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-COME ON, MOM! LET'S GO!
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-HERE I WAS
AT BRIAN'S FUNERAL,
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AND WINNIE WAS NOWHERE
TO BE SEEN.
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I FELT SORT OF WEIRD, THOUGH.
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I MEAN, WHAT WAS I GONNA DO
IF I SAW HER --
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ASK HER TO DANCE?
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-KEVIN, TAKE THIS PLATE
OF FOOD OVER
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AND TRY AND GET WINNIE
TO EAT SOMETHING.
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SHE REALLY NEEDS HER OLD FRIENDS
RIGHT NOW. GO ON.
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-HI.
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-HI.
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-HI.
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MY MOM WANTED ME
TO GIVE THIS TO YOU.
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-THANKS.
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I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY.
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-YEAH, YOU SHOULD EAT,
THOUGH...
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SOMETHING.
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-WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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I WAS SO CONFUSED.
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SHE WAS SO CLOSE,
I-I WANTED TO GRAB HER,
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TAKE HER IN MY ARMS,
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FEEL HER 72-POUND BODY
NEXT TO MINE.
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-TRY THE HAM.
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-OKAY.
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-OH, GOD, I WAS AN ANIMAL.
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WATCHING HER EAT THE HAM,
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I FELT, "HOW COULD I BE
HAVING THESE FEELINGS?"
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DID IT SHOW?
COULD PEOPLE SEE THROUGH ME?
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WHAT WOULD BRIAN THINK?
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-SO!
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YOU'RE AT MY FUNERAL,
AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT
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IS JUMPIN' MY LITTLE SISTER.
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-OF COURSE,
HE WOULD THINK I WAS SCUM.
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-[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE A MAN
AFTER MY OWN HEART.
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-WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S RIGHT.
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BRIAN WASN'T LIKE THAT.
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-BUT, KEV, KEV, KEV,
NOT NOW.
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JUST GIVE HER
A LITTLE TIME.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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-THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM.
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-AMONG THE MANY GREAT
HISTORICAL MILESTONES OF 1968,
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PERHAPS THE GREATEST
WAS THE ADVENT
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OF SEX EDUCATION
IN THE SCHOOLS.
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[ YOUNG MEN GIGGLING ]
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-NOW, IF I HEAR ANY GIGGLING,
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IF I SEE ANY SMIRKING,
THIS CLASS IS OVER.
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DO YOU READ ME, PEOPLE?
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OVER.
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NOW...
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THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS
LOOK LIKE THIS.
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-All right!
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[ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ]
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-UNFORTUNATELY, IT LOOKED
MORE LIKE A COW'S HEAD TO ME.
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-NOW...
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WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE ARE?
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YES?
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-THE EARS?
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-APPARENTLY, I WASN'T ALONE.
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-THE...
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OVARIES.
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THE EARS WOULD BE...
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UP HERE.
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-UH, WH-WHY DON'T YOU DRAW
THE WHOLE LADY
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S-SO WE KNOW
WHERE EVERYTHING GOES?
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-YEAH, THE WHOLE LADY.
-YEAH, THE WHOLE LADY.
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-ALL RIGHT.
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-My gosh.
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[ INDISTINCT MURMURING ]
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I can't believe
he's gonna draw it.
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[ MURMURING CONTINUES ]
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-SUDDENLY, IT BECAME VERY CLEAR
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WHY MR. CUTLIP
HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED.
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ANY MAN WHO SAW WOMEN THAT WAY
WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO.
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-NOW...
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THE OVARIES, OF COURSE,
ARE THE SITE OF OVULATION.
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-AS MR. CUTLIP WENT ON,
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ONE FACT BECAME
INCREASINGLY EVIDENT.
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SEX, IN THE HANDS
OF PUBLIC EDUCATORS,
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IS NOT A PRETTY THING.
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-"OVA" IS ACTUALLY PLURAL
OF "OVUM."
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...OF APPROXIMATELY 28 DAYS.
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AND THAT, IN A NUTSHELL,
IS THE STORY OF OVULATION.
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QUESTIONS?
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YES.
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-WHEN DO WE START FOOTBALL?
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-ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HAND
OUT YOUR TEXTBOOKS NOW --
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"HEALTH AND HUMAN SEXUALITY."
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-Textbooks?!
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-FOR WEDNESDAY, PEOPLE,
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YOU WILL READ CHAPTERS 1 AND 2.
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DO NOT READ AHEAD.
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REPEAT --
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DO NOT...READ...AHEAD.
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-CHAPTER 14 --
THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE.
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-LET ME SEE IT.
HEY! COME ON!
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-TELLING US NOT TO READ AHEAD
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WAS LIKE TELLING A PACK
OF WOLVES
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TO STAY AWAY FROM RED MEAT.
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-WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARNOLD?
YOU HORNY?
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-YEAH, I THINK ARNOLD'S HORNY!
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-YEAH, I THINK ARNOLD'S HORNY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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-UH-OH, ARNOLD.
-SHUT UP, YOU GUYS.
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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-OH, MY GOD!
-WOW!
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-WHOA!
-OH, MY GOD!
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[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
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-HI.
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-HI.
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-HI.
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-WHATCHA DOING?
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-NOTHING.
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-OH.
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-WHEN ARE YOU COMING
BACK TO SCHOOL?
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-MONDAY.
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-OH.
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-BUT MAYBE WE COULD
DO SOMETHING TOMORROW.
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I MEAN, IF YOU WANT.
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-YEAH. I MEAN, SURE.
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IF YOU WANT.
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-WELL, I'M GOING TO MY UNCLE'S
IN THE MORNING,
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BUT I'LL BE BACK AROUND 3:00.
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-COME ON, KEV! LET'S GO!
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-OKAY, WELL, BYE.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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-OKAY, BYE.
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-BYE.
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-♪ YOUNG GIRL ♪
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♪ GET OUT OF MY MIND ♪
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-"AND THUSLY, A WOMAN'S
ANATOMICAL CONSTRUCTION
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IS FANTASTICALLY ADAPTIVE
TO THE NEEDS OF A..."
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WHAT'S THAT WORD?
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-"BURGEONING."
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-"...TO THE NEEDS OF
A...BURGEONING HUMAN LIFE."
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THIS STUFF'S NOT THAT GOOD.
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-WELL, WE COULD LOOK UP
"BURGEONING."
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-BUT WE HAD ALREADY
LOOKED UP "PRENATAL"
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AND "AMNIOTIC FLUID,"
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AND IT WAS CLEAR WE WERE
BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE.
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[ DOOR OPENS ]
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-OH, WORKING ON
YOUR SEX EDUCATION, I SEE.
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I'M NOT SURE YOU BOYS
ARE OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS.
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-GIVE IT BACK, WAYNE.
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-LET'S SEE.
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HUH.
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PRETTY HOT STUFF.
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YOU KNOW, I BET THE GUYS
WHO WROTE THIS BOOK
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HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN
TO SECOND BASE.
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-WELL, WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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-YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT SECOND BASE IS?
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-OF COURSE WE KNOW
WHAT SECOND BASE IS.
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SORT OF.
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-♪ YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG, GIRL ♪
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-ALL RIGHT...
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-AND WITH AN AIR
OF CONFIDENT AUTHORITY
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THAT ONLY AN IDIOT
OR AN OLDER BROTHER CAN HAVE,
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WAYNE PROCEEDED TO ELABORATE
A BASEBALL METAPHOR
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THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE LOOKED
AT WOMEN -- AND BASEBALL --
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FOREVER.
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-AND I'M TELLING YOU,
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EVERYBODY GETS
TO AT LEAST SECOND BASE
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BY THE 7th GRADE.
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-THIS WAS A LOT OF PRESSURE,
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ESPECIALLY SINCE
MOST OF THE GIRLS WE KNEW
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HAD NO SECOND BASES.
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-LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT YOU GUYS SHOULD DO.
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YOU SHOULD GET A REAL BOOK.
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-A REAL BOOK?
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-YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET
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"EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS
WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX
BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK."
236
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,281
-THERE'S A BOOK CALLED THAT?
237
00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,882
-WELL, SURE,
IT WAS A BESTSELLER.
238
00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,284
JUST GO TO A BOOKSTORE.
239
00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,720
-WELL...
240
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,521
HAVE YOU READ IT?
241
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-[ SNICKERS ]
242
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,258
NO. I DON'T HAVE TO.
243
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,727
THE GREAT ONES
GO ON INSTINCT.
244
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-UH...UH, YEAH.
YEAH, INSTINCT.
245
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,833
-INSTINCT.
-I GO ON INSTINCT, TOO.
246
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,501
-I GO ON INSTINCT, TOO.
-YEAH.
247
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:21,138
-INSTINCTIVELY,
WE WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE
248
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,840
FIRST THING THE NEXT MORNING.
249
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,442
[ DOOR CLOSES, BELL JINGLES ]
250
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,710
-HOLY MACKEREL!
251
00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,016
YOU IDIOT!
252
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,684
-WHAT? THAT WAS IT.
DIDN'T YOU SEE IT?
253
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,552
-OF COURSE I SAW IT,
254
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,353
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST
RUN IN AND GRAB ONE.
255
00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,155
-WHY NOT?
256
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,589
-WHY NOT?
257
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,891
BECAUSE HE'LL THINK
WE'RE PERVERTS. THAT'S WHY NOT.
258
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,092
-WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
259
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,695
-WE GOT TO LOOK AROUND,
GET SOME OTHER STUFF --
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00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,763
CLEAN STUFF.
261
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,599
AH, HERE. THIS LOOKS GOOD.
262
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,200
-"IVANHOE"?
263
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,970
-HERE. LET'S GET ONE
OF THESE "WAR AND PEACEs," TOO.
264
00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,104
-OKAY.
265
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,240
-RIGHT.
NOW WE GET THE SEX BOOK.
266
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,709
ALL RIGHT,
NOW PUT IT ON THE BOTTOM,
267
00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,912
AND THE GUY WILL NEVER EVEN
NOTICE WHAT IT IS.
268
00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,580
MAYBE.
269
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,816
[ SIGHS ]
270
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,657
IT'S A LADY!
271
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,492
FORGET IT. WE GOT TO GO.
LET'S PUT THESE BACK.
272
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,928
-NO.
273
00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,064
-I'D KNOWN PAUL
SINCE HE WAS 36 HOURS OLD,
274
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,567
AND NEVER BEFORE HAD I SEEN
THAT KIND OF FIRE IN HIS EYES.
275
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,940
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
276
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:36,180
-BUY THOSE BOOKS
AND ACT CASUAL.
277
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,615
-WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
278
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,919
-THIS WAS GOING TOO FAR.
I WAS A PERVERT, NOT A FELON.
279
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:46,958
-KEVIN, IT'S "EVERYTHING
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW
ABOUT SEX" -- EVERYTHING.
280
00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,861
-I'D LIKE TO BUY THESE.
281
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,599
-IT'S PRETTY ADVANCED READING
FOR A BOY YOUR AGE.
282
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,101
-THANKS.
283
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,702
-OKAY.
284
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,137
[ CASH REGISTER CLANKING ]
285
00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,572
IT'LL BE $7.95.
286
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,640
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
287
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,345
-THANKS. BYE!
288
00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,382
[ DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES ]
289
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,849
-HEY, THERE'S $20 HERE!
290
00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,751
[ DOOR CLOSES, BELL JINGLES ]
291
00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,488
-IT WAS ABOUT 2 MILES FROM
THE BOOKSTORE TO MY HOUSE.
292
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,990
WE MADE IT
IN JUST UNDER FOUR SECONDS.
293
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,592
-COME ON. TAKE IT OUT!
294
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,194
-KEVIN! LUNCH!
295
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,296
-OH, NO!
296
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,873
-UH, MAYBE I SHOULD STAY HERE --
TO WATCH THE BOOK.
297
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,974
-PAUL!
298
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:47,351
-KEVIN, SLOW DOWN. YOU'RE
GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SICK.
299
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,520
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
300
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,721
-YOU DONE YET?
301
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,922
-PAUL!
302
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,257
YOU JUST LEFT.
303
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,193
YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE GONE
ALL THE WAY HOME.
304
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,929
-I COULDN'T?
305
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,263
-MOM, CAN I BE EXCUSED?
306
00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:02,733
-NO, YOU MAY NOT BE EXCUSED.
307
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,103
NOW, JUST SIT DOWN
AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH.
308
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,809
DON'T FORGET -- IT'S YOUR DAY
TO DO THE DISHES.
309
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,246
-[ SIGHS ]
310
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,149
-WE HAD ABOUT 50 DISHES.
311
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,653
WE DID THEM
IN JUST UNDER FOUR SECONDS.
312
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,233
-IT'S GONE!
313
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,535
-IT'S GONE.
314
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,503
-OH, MY GOD!
315
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,904
MY PARENTS!
316
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,473
NO, WAIT -- WE'D STOLEN IT.
317
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,141
OF COURSE -- THE PRETTY LADY.
318
00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,509
THE POLICE!
319
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,379
-HMM!
320
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,913
-WAYNE.
321
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,052
-OH, LOOKING FOR THIS?
[ CHUCKLES ]
322
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,887
-GIVE ME THAT, YOU JERK!
-I DON'T KNOW.
323
00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,222
I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO
PREVIEW THIS FOR YOU BOYS.
324
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,924
-I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
NEED IT, WAYNE.
325
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,059
-YEAH, GIVE IT BACK!
WE GOT IT!
326
00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,029
-OH, NOW, I BET
YOU'D LIKE TO TRY THIS
327
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,298
WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND,
"WIN-NAY."
328
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,166
-SHUT UP, WAYNE.
329
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,600
-OR THIS!
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
330
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,903
I THINK WINNIE KIND OF
MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE.
331
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,638
-SHUT UP, WAYNE!
332
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,207
-HOW FAR ARE YOU GONNA GO
WITH HER, KEV?
333
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,908
GONNA TRY FOR A HOME RUN,
PAL, HUH?
334
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,743
-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
335
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,578
N-NOW, THIS ONE LOOKS
LIKE A LOT OF FUN.
336
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,180
WHY DON'T I READ IT TO YOU?
337
00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,749
-IT'S HARD TO KNOW
JUST HOW IT HAPPENED...
-STUPID!
338
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,984
I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU IDIOT!
-...BUT SUDDENLY,
AT THAT MOMENT,
339
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,888
WITH AN INTENSITY THAT NO ONE
IN THAT ROOM...
-OH, GOD!
I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE!
340
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,689
IT'S GONNA BE UGLIER
THAN EVEN NOW!
-...HAD PREVIOUSLY
THOUGHT POSSIBLE,
341
00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,492
12 1/2 YEARS
OF PENT-UP, IMPOTENT RAGE...
-OH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
342
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,427
-...BECAME POTENT.
343
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,796
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
344
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,398
-SORT OF.
-UGH!
345
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,500
-WAYNE STILL OUTWEIGHED ME
BY A GOOD 30 POUNDS.
346
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,069
-WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
347
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,804
OW! OHH!
-COME HERE, YOU...
348
00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,039
[ GRUNTS ]
349
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,174
[ CLATTER ]
350
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,044
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
351
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,384
-WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
352
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,623
OH, MY GOD.
353
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,803
UM, PAUL, I THINK
YOU BETTER GO HOME NOW.
354
00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,980
-WELL, YOU GOT TO GIVE PAUL
CREDIT FOR TRYING.
355
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,619
-WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING
WITH THIS BOOK?
356
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,021
-DON'T ASK ME.
KEVIN GOT IT.
357
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,225
-KEVIN?
358
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,993
IS THAT TRUE?
359
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,963
-[ SIGHS ]
360
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,299
YES.
361
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,973
-WAYNE, GO OUTSIDE.
362
00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,543
-KIDS. I KNOW.
363
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,247
-KEVIN!
364
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,082
-[ SIGHS ]
365
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:09,853
-I AM SO DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU!
366
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,923
-AT THAT MOMENT, I FELT LIKE
THE LOWEST THING ON EARTH.
367
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,160
I WAS A PERVERT,
A THIEF, A SNEAK.
368
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,130
I'D ALWAYS BEEN HER SWEET,
INNOCENT LITTLE BOY,
369
00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,565
BUT AT THAT MOMENT,
370
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,635
MY MOTHER COULDN'T EVEN BEAR
TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE.
371
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,304
-IT'S NOT SO MUCH...
372
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,607
YOUR READING THIS BOOK...
373
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:35,111
BUT WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN MY DRESSER DRAWERS, ANYWAY?!
374
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,491
-I GUESS MY MOTHER FIGURED OUT
HER MISTAKE PRETTY QUICKLY,
375
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,060
BECAUSE I NEVER HEARD
FROM EITHER OF MY PARENTS
376
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,328
ON THAT TOPIC AGAIN.
377
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,297
WE SEEMED TO HAVE
A TACIT UNDERSTANDING
378
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,199
THAT THEY WOULDN'T MENTION
MY BOOK
379
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,634
IF I WOULDN'T MENTION THEIRS.
380
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,035
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]
381
00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,540
[ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ]
382
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,843
[ CAR DOORS CLOSING ]
383
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,658
WHEN WINNIE GOT BACK
FROM HER UNCLE'S,
384
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,426
WE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE PARK.
385
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,129
NEITHER OF US SAID A WORD
ABOUT IT, OF COURSE,
386
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,499
BUT WE BOTH KNEW THAT THE PARK
WAS WHERE YOU WENT TO MAKE OUT.
387
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,475
AS WE APPROACHED
THE BASEBALL FIELD,
388
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,111
I STARTED TO SWEAT.
389
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,246
NEARING FIRST BASE...
390
00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,848
SECOND BASE...
391
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,216
THIRD.
392
00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,352
-LET'S CUT
ACROSS THE OUTFIELD.
393
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,386
-OKAY.
394
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,824
-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
395
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,026
OUR FIRST KISS HAD HAPPENED
SO NATURALLY,
396
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,095
I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER
HOW I DID IT.
397
00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,631
DID I -- DID I BREATHE
THROUGH MY MOUTH OR MY NOSE?
398
00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,468
WELL, I HAD TO MAKE
SOME KIND OF MOVE.
399
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,780
-THERE WAS A BUG ON YOU.
400
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,382
-OH.
401
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,350
THANKS.
402
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,554
-SOME MOVE.
403
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,033
WELL, THERE WAS
NO TURNING BACK NOW.
404
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,802
WE WERE HERE.
405
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,409
-SO...
406
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,244
WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO DO?
407
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,916
-I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
408
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,521
-I-I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
409
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,290
-I DON'T KNOW.
410
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,160
[ INTRO TO AARON NEVILLE'S
"TELL IT LIKE IT IS" PLAYS ]
411
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:09,065
-♪ IF YOU WANT ♪
412
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,301
♪ SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH ♪
413
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:16,506
♪ GO AND FIND YOURSELF A TOY ♪
414
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:24,147
♪ 'CAUSE, BABY,
MY TIME IS TOO EXPENSIVE ♪
415
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:33,356
♪ AND I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY ♪
416
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,658
♪ NO, OH ♪
417
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,461
-THE MOMENT STRETCHED OUT
SO UNBEARABLY,
418
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,629
I THOUGHT WE'D BOTH EXPLODE.
419
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,566
IT WAS CLEAR
WE WERE BOTH STALLING.
420
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,235
-♪ YOU ARE SERIOUS, GIRL ♪
421
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,605
-WE KNEW WHAT
WE WERE HERE TO DO.
422
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,974
WE BOTH WANTED IT.
423
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,812
ONE OF US JUST HAD TO COME OUT
AND SAY IT.
424
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,914
-♪ YOU KNOW, LIFE IS TOO SHORT ♪
425
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,849
-DO YOU WANT
TO GO ON THE SWINGS?
426
00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,985
-♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
427
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,021
-YEAH, SURE.
428
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,789
-♪ YOU MAY BE HERE TODAY ♪
429
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,624
-AND IN THE END,
430
00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,061
THAT'S AS FAR AS WINNIE AND I
WENT THAT DAY.
431
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,931
MAYBE WE BOTH FELT WE'D ALREADY
COME TOO FAR TOO FAST.
432
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,567
MAYBE WE BOTH REALIZED
433
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:20,671
THAT GROWING UP DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE SO MUCH A STRAIGHT LINE
434
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,475
AS A SERIES
OF ADVANCES AND RETREATS.
435
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,244
MAYBE WE JUST FELT
LIKE SWINGING.
436
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,945
BUT WHATEVER IT WAS,
437
00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,349
WINNIE AND I MADE
AN UNSPOKEN PACT THAT DAY
438
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,386
TO STAY KIDS
FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER.
439
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:40,591
-♪ TELL IT LIKE IT IS ♪
440
00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,926
♪ DON'T BE ASHAMED ♪
441
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:48,131
♪ LET YOUR CONSCIENCE
BE YOUR GUIDE ♪
442
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:51,868
♪ BUT I... ♪