1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,904 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:11,142 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:17,081 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,989 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,624 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:35,033 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ -♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:45,443 [ INTRO TO BUFFALO SPRINGFIELD'S "FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH" PLAYS ] 11 00:00:52,418 --> 00:00:56,187 -♪ THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING HERE ♪ 12 00:00:56,189 --> 00:01:01,159 ♪ WHAT IT IS AIN'T EXACTLY CLEAR ♪ 13 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:05,797 ♪ THERE'S A MAN WITH A GUN OVER THERE ♪ 14 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:10,535 ♪ TELLING ME I GOT TO BEWARE ♪ 15 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,737 ♪ I THINK IT'S TIME WE STOP, CHILDREN ♪ 16 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,039 ♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪ 17 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:18,710 ♪ EVERYBODY, LOOK WHAT'S GOING DOWN ♪ 18 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,913 -WE LIVE IN CONFUSING TIMES... 19 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,382 TIMES OF CHANGE... 20 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:28,019 AND OF DISAGREEMENT. 21 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:31,856 THERE ARE THOSE WHO WILL SAY THAT BRIAN COOPER WAS A MAN 22 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:35,260 WHO DIED DEFENDING HIS COUNTRY. 23 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,696 AND THERE ARE THOSE WHO WILL SAY 24 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,500 THAT HE WAS A CHILD WHO DIED IN VAIN. 25 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,336 -BRIAN COOPER WAS THE FIRST PERSON I EVER KNEW 26 00:01:45,338 --> 00:01:48,572 WHO WASN'T OLD WHO DIED. 27 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:51,676 I GUESS WE ALL HAVE THAT MOMENT WHERE WE REALIZE 28 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:54,345 THAT EVEN SOMEBODY WHO'S BASICALLY A KID 29 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,614 CAN CEASE TO EXIST, 30 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,617 AND WE'RE NEVER THE SAME AFTER THAT. 31 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:05,790 -WE MUST HAVE FAITH THAT NONE OF GOD'S CHILDREN DIE IN VAIN. 32 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:09,760 -BUT IT WASN'T JUST BRIAN'S DEATH THAT HAD CHANGED ME. 33 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:12,764 IT WAS ALSO BRIAN'S SISTER. 34 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:16,134 I HADN'T SEEN WINNIE SINCE THE NIGHT WE KISSED IN THE WOODS, 35 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,137 BUT I HADN'T BEEN ABLE TO THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. 36 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,673 -BUT THROUGH ALL THE CHANGE, 37 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:26,578 THERE IS ONE THING THAT REMAINS CONSTANT AND ETERNAL 38 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,247 AND CAN NEVER DIE, 39 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:31,115 AND THAT IS THE HUMAN SOUL. 40 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,853 -OH, NO! THE JELL-O SALAD ISN'T SET! 41 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:36,887 [ SIGHS ] 42 00:02:36,889 --> 00:02:38,356 HERE, KEVIN. 43 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:39,624 YOU TAKE THE HAM. 44 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,027 -LIKE WOMEN ALL OVER AMERICA, 45 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:44,795 MY MOTHER CONFRONTED TRAGEDY AND DEATH 46 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,766 WITH COLD HAM AND JELL-O SALAD. 47 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:51,068 -THE LITTLE MARSHMALLOWS ARE JUST SWIMMING IN THERE. 48 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:52,270 -COME ON, NORMA. LET'S JUST GO. 49 00:02:52,272 --> 00:02:53,471 -LET ME PUT SOME ICE CUBES IN. 50 00:02:53,473 --> 00:02:54,572 IT'LL TAKE FIVE MINUTES. 51 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:55,674 -YOU GOT THE HAM. 52 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,042 YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING THE JELL-O, TOO. 53 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,911 -FIVE MINUTES -- JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES. 54 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:03,615 -THE REST OF US HAD OTHER WAYS OF DEALING WITH OUR GRIEF. 55 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,985 [ NOSE BLOWS ] 56 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,290 BUT I, FOR ONE, WAS A WRECK. 57 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,858 I WOULD THINK ABOUT BRIAN, 58 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,260 AND I'D FEEL ALMOST SICK TO MY STOMACH. 59 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:17,896 THEN I WOULD THINK ABOUT WINNIE, 60 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:20,197 AND A THRILL WOULD PASS THROUGH MY 12-YEAR-OLD BODY 61 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,900 LIKE THE WIND THROUGH THE TREES. 62 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,635 LIFE'S TWO GREATEST FORCES, LOVE AND DEATH, 63 00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:26,537 WERE TEARING ME APART -- 64 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,306 AT THE WAIST. 65 00:03:28,308 --> 00:03:30,575 -COME ON, MOM! LET'S GO! 66 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:38,049 -HERE I WAS AT BRIAN'S FUNERAL, 67 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,852 AND WINNIE WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN. 68 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,653 I FELT SORT OF WEIRD, THOUGH. 69 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,922 I MEAN, WHAT WAS I GONNA DO IF I SAW HER -- 70 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:47,792 ASK HER TO DANCE? 71 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,936 -KEVIN, TAKE THIS PLATE OF FOOD OVER 72 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,838 AND TRY AND GET WINNIE TO EAT SOMETHING. 73 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:04,975 SHE REALLY NEEDS HER OLD FRIENDS RIGHT NOW. GO ON. 74 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,824 -HI. 75 00:04:19,826 --> 00:04:22,093 -HI. 76 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:25,163 -HI. 77 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:27,865 MY MOM WANTED ME TO GIVE THIS TO YOU. 78 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:29,601 -THANKS. 79 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,670 I'M NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY. 80 00:04:32,672 --> 00:04:35,406 -YEAH, YOU SHOULD EAT, THOUGH... 81 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,242 SOMETHING. 82 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:40,211 -WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? 83 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,646 WHAT WAS I THINKING? 84 00:04:41,648 --> 00:04:43,514 I WAS SO CONFUSED. 85 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,417 SHE WAS SO CLOSE, I-I WANTED TO GRAB HER, 86 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:46,618 TAKE HER IN MY ARMS, 87 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,621 FEEL HER 72-POUND BODY NEXT TO MINE. 88 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:52,056 -TRY THE HAM. 89 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,258 -OKAY. 90 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,027 -OH, GOD, I WAS AN ANIMAL. 91 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,796 WATCHING HER EAT THE HAM, 92 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:01,099 I FELT, "HOW COULD I BE HAVING THESE FEELINGS?" 93 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:03,234 DID IT SHOW? COULD PEOPLE SEE THROUGH ME? 94 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:08,005 WHAT WOULD BRIAN THINK? 95 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,206 -SO! 96 00:05:11,544 --> 00:05:13,578 YOU'RE AT MY FUNERAL, AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT 97 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,179 IS JUMPIN' MY LITTLE SISTER. 98 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:17,849 -OF COURSE, HE WOULD THINK I WAS SCUM. 99 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,518 -[ CHUCKLES ] 100 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,021 YOU'RE A MAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. 101 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,089 -WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S RIGHT. 102 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:26,757 BRIAN WASN'T LIKE THAT. 103 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:32,063 -BUT, KEV, KEV, KEV, NOT NOW. 104 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,300 JUST GIVE HER A LITTLE TIME. 105 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,236 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 106 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:54,552 -THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM. 107 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:58,756 -AMONG THE MANY GREAT HISTORICAL MILESTONES OF 1968, 108 00:05:58,758 --> 00:06:01,059 PERHAPS THE GREATEST WAS THE ADVENT 109 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:03,394 OF SEX EDUCATION IN THE SCHOOLS. 110 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,262 [ YOUNG MEN GIGGLING ] 111 00:06:05,264 --> 00:06:08,666 -NOW, IF I HEAR ANY GIGGLING, 112 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:12,503 IF I SEE ANY SMIRKING, THIS CLASS IS OVER. 113 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,738 DO YOU READ ME, PEOPLE? 114 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:16,040 OVER. 115 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,380 NOW... 116 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:27,485 THE FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS LOOK LIKE THIS. 117 00:06:27,487 --> 00:06:29,854 -All right! 118 00:06:29,856 --> 00:06:32,824 [ INDISTINCT WHISPERING ] 119 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:44,469 -UNFORTUNATELY, IT LOOKED MORE LIKE A COW'S HEAD TO ME. 120 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:46,471 -NOW... 121 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:49,507 WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT THESE ARE? 122 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:52,943 YES? 123 00:06:52,945 --> 00:06:54,178 -THE EARS? 124 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:59,583 -APPARENTLY, I WASN'T ALONE. 125 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:02,821 -THE... 126 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:04,221 OVARIES. 127 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:08,693 THE EARS WOULD BE... 128 00:07:08,695 --> 00:07:11,696 UP HERE. 129 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:14,065 -UH, WH-WHY DON'T YOU DRAW THE WHOLE LADY 130 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:16,434 S-SO WE KNOW WHERE EVERYTHING GOES? 131 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,336 -YEAH, THE WHOLE LADY. -YEAH, THE WHOLE LADY. 132 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:21,305 -ALL RIGHT. 133 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:22,840 -My gosh. 134 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,176 [ INDISTINCT MURMURING ] 135 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,912 I can't believe he's gonna draw it. 136 00:07:28,914 --> 00:07:31,682 [ MURMURING CONTINUES ] 137 00:07:41,828 --> 00:07:43,528 -SUDDENLY, IT BECAME VERY CLEAR 138 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,030 WHY MR. CUTLIP HAD NEVER BEEN MARRIED. 139 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:49,767 ANY MAN WHO SAW WOMEN THAT WAY WOULD HAVE NO REASON TO. 140 00:07:49,769 --> 00:07:51,635 -NOW... 141 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:56,206 THE OVARIES, OF COURSE, ARE THE SITE OF OVULATION. 142 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:58,042 -AS MR. CUTLIP WENT ON, 143 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,544 ONE FACT BECAME INCREASINGLY EVIDENT. 144 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:03,214 SEX, IN THE HANDS OF PUBLIC EDUCATORS, 145 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,083 IS NOT A PRETTY THING. 146 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,452 -"OVA" IS ACTUALLY PLURAL OF "OVUM." 147 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:10,321 ...OF APPROXIMATELY 28 DAYS. 148 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:15,626 AND THAT, IN A NUTSHELL, IS THE STORY OF OVULATION. 149 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:16,627 QUESTIONS? 150 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:18,963 YES. 151 00:08:18,965 --> 00:08:21,165 -WHEN DO WE START FOOTBALL? 152 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,868 -ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO HAND OUT YOUR TEXTBOOKS NOW -- 153 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:26,970 "HEALTH AND HUMAN SEXUALITY." 154 00:08:26,972 --> 00:08:28,506 -Textbooks?! 155 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,175 -FOR WEDNESDAY, PEOPLE, 156 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,746 YOU WILL READ CHAPTERS 1 AND 2. 157 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,649 DO NOT READ AHEAD. 158 00:08:38,651 --> 00:08:40,284 REPEAT -- 159 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:44,655 DO NOT...READ...AHEAD. 160 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:50,194 -CHAPTER 14 -- THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE CYCLE. 161 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,729 -LET ME SEE IT. HEY! COME ON! 162 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,130 -TELLING US NOT TO READ AHEAD 163 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,932 WAS LIKE TELLING A PACK OF WOLVES 164 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,300 TO STAY AWAY FROM RED MEAT. 165 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,435 -WHAT'S THE MATTER, ARNOLD? YOU HORNY? 166 00:08:58,437 --> 00:09:00,071 -YEAH, I THINK ARNOLD'S HORNY! 167 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,940 -YEAH, I THINK ARNOLD'S HORNY! 168 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,775 [ LAUGHTER ] 169 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:06,176 -UH-OH, ARNOLD. -SHUT UP, YOU GUYS. 170 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:10,014 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] 171 00:09:11,650 --> 00:09:14,351 -OH, MY GOD! -WOW! 172 00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:17,421 -WHOA! -OH, MY GOD! 173 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:21,191 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 174 00:09:21,193 --> 00:09:23,260 -HI. 175 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:24,628 -HI. 176 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,563 -HI. 177 00:09:26,565 --> 00:09:28,832 -WHATCHA DOING? 178 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:30,134 -NOTHING. 179 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:33,037 -OH. 180 00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:34,939 -WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK TO SCHOOL? 181 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,707 -MONDAY. 182 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:41,045 -OH. 183 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:45,450 -BUT MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING TOMORROW. 184 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,519 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT. 185 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:51,122 -YEAH. I MEAN, SURE. 186 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,890 IF YOU WANT. 187 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:55,893 -WELL, I'M GOING TO MY UNCLE'S IN THE MORNING, 188 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,662 BUT I'LL BE BACK AROUND 3:00. 189 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,465 -COME ON, KEV! LET'S GO! 190 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,168 -OKAY, WELL, BYE. SEE YOU TOMORROW. 191 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,303 -OKAY, BYE. 192 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,737 -BYE. 193 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,716 -♪ YOUNG GIRL ♪ 194 00:10:19,718 --> 00:10:21,285 ♪ GET OUT OF MY MIND ♪ 195 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,989 -"AND THUSLY, A WOMAN'S ANATOMICAL CONSTRUCTION 196 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:28,926 IS FANTASTICALLY ADAPTIVE TO THE NEEDS OF A..." 197 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,463 WHAT'S THAT WORD? 198 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,565 -"BURGEONING." 199 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:39,671 -"...TO THE NEEDS OF A...BURGEONING HUMAN LIFE." 200 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,674 THIS STUFF'S NOT THAT GOOD. 201 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,709 -WELL, WE COULD LOOK UP "BURGEONING." 202 00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:48,011 -BUT WE HAD ALREADY LOOKED UP "PRENATAL" 203 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:49,380 AND "AMNIOTIC FLUID," 204 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,083 AND IT WAS CLEAR WE WERE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE. 205 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,250 [ DOOR OPENS ] 206 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:57,254 -OH, WORKING ON YOUR SEX EDUCATION, I SEE. 207 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,889 I'M NOT SURE YOU BOYS ARE OLD ENOUGH FOR THIS. 208 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,524 -GIVE IT BACK, WAYNE. 209 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,525 -LET'S SEE. 210 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,993 HUH. 211 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:05,096 PRETTY HOT STUFF. 212 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,231 YOU KNOW, I BET THE GUYS WHO WROTE THIS BOOK 213 00:11:07,233 --> 00:11:09,033 HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN TO SECOND BASE. 214 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,936 -WELL, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 215 00:11:11,938 --> 00:11:14,571 -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SECOND BASE IS? 216 00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:16,874 -OF COURSE WE KNOW WHAT SECOND BASE IS. 217 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,143 SORT OF. 218 00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,244 -♪ YOU'RE MUCH TOO YOUNG, GIRL ♪ 219 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,879 -ALL RIGHT... 220 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:23,915 -AND WITH AN AIR OF CONFIDENT AUTHORITY 221 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,384 THAT ONLY AN IDIOT OR AN OLDER BROTHER CAN HAVE, 222 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,453 WAYNE PROCEEDED TO ELABORATE A BASEBALL METAPHOR 223 00:11:29,455 --> 00:11:33,024 THAT CHANGED THE WAY WE LOOKED AT WOMEN -- AND BASEBALL -- 224 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,758 FOREVER. 225 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:36,560 -AND I'M TELLING YOU, 226 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:38,896 EVERYBODY GETS TO AT LEAST SECOND BASE 227 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,497 BY THE 7th GRADE. 228 00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:41,599 -THIS WAS A LOT OF PRESSURE, 229 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,567 ESPECIALLY SINCE MOST OF THE GIRLS WE KNEW 230 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,202 HAD NO SECOND BASES. 231 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,138 -LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GUYS SHOULD DO. 232 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,006 YOU SHOULD GET A REAL BOOK. 233 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,174 -A REAL BOOK? 234 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,842 -YEAH, YOU SHOULD GET 235 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:56,080 "EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK." 236 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,281 -THERE'S A BOOK CALLED THAT? 237 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:58,882 -WELL, SURE, IT WAS A BESTSELLER. 238 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:00,284 JUST GO TO A BOOKSTORE. 239 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,720 -WELL... 240 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,521 HAVE YOU READ IT? 241 00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:05,422 -[ SNICKERS ] 242 00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:07,258 NO. I DON'T HAVE TO. 243 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,727 THE GREAT ONES GO ON INSTINCT. 244 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,164 -UH...UH, YEAH. YEAH, INSTINCT. 245 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:15,833 -INSTINCT. -I GO ON INSTINCT, TOO. 246 00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:17,501 -I GO ON INSTINCT, TOO. -YEAH. 247 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:21,138 -INSTINCTIVELY, WE WENT TO THE BOOKSTORE 248 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,840 FIRST THING THE NEXT MORNING. 249 00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,442 [ DOOR CLOSES, BELL JINGLES ] 250 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,710 -HOLY MACKEREL! 251 00:12:31,017 --> 00:12:32,016 YOU IDIOT! 252 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:33,684 -WHAT? THAT WAS IT. DIDN'T YOU SEE IT? 253 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,552 -OF COURSE I SAW IT, 254 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,353 BUT YOU CAN'T JUST RUN IN AND GRAB ONE. 255 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,155 -WHY NOT? 256 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,589 -WHY NOT? 257 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,891 BECAUSE HE'LL THINK WE'RE PERVERTS. THAT'S WHY NOT. 258 00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,092 -WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 259 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,695 -WE GOT TO LOOK AROUND, GET SOME OTHER STUFF -- 260 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,763 CLEAN STUFF. 261 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,599 AH, HERE. THIS LOOKS GOOD. 262 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,200 -"IVANHOE"? 263 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:52,970 -HERE. LET'S GET ONE OF THESE "WAR AND PEACEs," TOO. 264 00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:54,104 -OKAY. 265 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,240 -RIGHT. NOW WE GET THE SEX BOOK. 266 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,709 ALL RIGHT, NOW PUT IT ON THE BOTTOM, 267 00:12:59,711 --> 00:13:01,912 AND THE GUY WILL NEVER EVEN NOTICE WHAT IT IS. 268 00:13:01,914 --> 00:13:03,580 MAYBE. 269 00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:05,816 [ SIGHS ] 270 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:13,657 IT'S A LADY! 271 00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,492 FORGET IT. WE GOT TO GO. LET'S PUT THESE BACK. 272 00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,928 -NO. 273 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:20,064 -I'D KNOWN PAUL SINCE HE WAS 36 HOURS OLD, 274 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,567 AND NEVER BEFORE HAD I SEEN THAT KIND OF FIRE IN HIS EYES. 275 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,940 [ ZIPPER CLOSES ] 276 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:36,180 -BUY THOSE BOOKS AND ACT CASUAL. 277 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,615 -WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?! 278 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:41,919 -THIS WAS GOING TOO FAR. I WAS A PERVERT, NOT A FELON. 279 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:46,958 -KEVIN, IT'S "EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX" -- EVERYTHING. 280 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:50,861 -I'D LIKE TO BUY THESE. 281 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:55,599 -IT'S PRETTY ADVANCED READING FOR A BOY YOUR AGE. 282 00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,101 -THANKS. 283 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,702 -OKAY. 284 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,137 [ CASH REGISTER CLANKING ] 285 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:01,572 IT'LL BE $7.95. 286 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,640 [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] 287 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,345 -THANKS. BYE! 288 00:14:09,615 --> 00:14:11,382 [ DOOR OPENS, BELL JINGLES ] 289 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,849 -HEY, THERE'S $20 HERE! 290 00:14:12,851 --> 00:14:14,751 [ DOOR CLOSES, BELL JINGLES ] 291 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:17,488 -IT WAS ABOUT 2 MILES FROM THE BOOKSTORE TO MY HOUSE. 292 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:19,990 WE MADE IT IN JUST UNDER FOUR SECONDS. 293 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:21,592 -COME ON. TAKE IT OUT! 294 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,194 -KEVIN! LUNCH! 295 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,296 -OH, NO! 296 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:35,873 -UH, MAYBE I SHOULD STAY HERE -- TO WATCH THE BOOK. 297 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,974 -PAUL! 298 00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:47,351 -KEVIN, SLOW DOWN. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SICK. 299 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,520 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 300 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,721 -YOU DONE YET? 301 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,922 -PAUL! 302 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:53,257 YOU JUST LEFT. 303 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,193 YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE GONE ALL THE WAY HOME. 304 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:58,929 -I COULDN'T? 305 00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,263 -MOM, CAN I BE EXCUSED? 306 00:15:00,265 --> 00:15:02,733 -NO, YOU MAY NOT BE EXCUSED. 307 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,103 NOW, JUST SIT DOWN AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH. 308 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,809 DON'T FORGET -- IT'S YOUR DAY TO DO THE DISHES. 309 00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,246 -[ SIGHS ] 310 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:19,149 -WE HAD ABOUT 50 DISHES. 311 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,653 WE DID THEM IN JUST UNDER FOUR SECONDS. 312 00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:36,233 -IT'S GONE! 313 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,535 -IT'S GONE. 314 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,503 -OH, MY GOD! 315 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:40,904 MY PARENTS! 316 00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:42,473 NO, WAIT -- WE'D STOLEN IT. 317 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,141 OF COURSE -- THE PRETTY LADY. 318 00:15:44,143 --> 00:15:45,509 THE POLICE! 319 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,379 -HMM! 320 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,913 -WAYNE. 321 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,052 -OH, LOOKING FOR THIS? [ CHUCKLES ] 322 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,887 -GIVE ME THAT, YOU JERK! -I DON'T KNOW. 323 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,222 I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE TO PREVIEW THIS FOR YOU BOYS. 324 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:00,924 -I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T NEED IT, WAYNE. 325 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,059 -YEAH, GIVE IT BACK! WE GOT IT! 326 00:16:03,061 --> 00:16:05,029 -OH, NOW, I BET YOU'D LIKE TO TRY THIS 327 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,298 WITH YOUR LITTLE GIRLFRIEND, "WIN-NAY." 328 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,166 -SHUT UP, WAYNE. 329 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,600 -OR THIS! NO, WAIT A MINUTE. 330 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:12,903 I THINK WINNIE KIND OF MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE. 331 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,638 -SHUT UP, WAYNE! 332 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,207 -HOW FAR ARE YOU GONNA GO WITH HER, KEV? 333 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,908 GONNA TRY FOR A HOME RUN, PAL, HUH? 334 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,743 -NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. 335 00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,578 N-NOW, THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN. 336 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,180 WHY DON'T I READ IT TO YOU? 337 00:16:23,182 --> 00:16:25,749 -IT'S HARD TO KNOW JUST HOW IT HAPPENED... -STUPID! 338 00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,984 I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU IDIOT! -...BUT SUDDENLY, AT THAT MOMENT, 339 00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:30,888 WITH AN INTENSITY THAT NO ONE IN THAT ROOM... -OH, GOD! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE! 340 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,689 IT'S GONNA BE UGLIER THAN EVEN NOW! -...HAD PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE, 341 00:16:32,691 --> 00:16:35,492 12 1/2 YEARS OF PENT-UP, IMPOTENT RAGE... -OH, I'M GONNA KILL YOU! 342 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,427 -...BECAME POTENT. 343 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,796 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 344 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,398 -SORT OF. -UGH! 345 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,500 -WAYNE STILL OUTWEIGHED ME BY A GOOD 30 POUNDS. 346 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,069 -WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! 347 00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,804 OW! OHH! -COME HERE, YOU... 348 00:16:47,806 --> 00:16:49,039 [ GRUNTS ] 349 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,174 [ CLATTER ] 350 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,044 [ BOTH GRUNTING ] 351 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:00,384 -WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! 352 00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:06,623 OH, MY GOD. 353 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,803 UM, PAUL, I THINK YOU BETTER GO HOME NOW. 354 00:17:27,012 --> 00:17:29,980 -WELL, YOU GOT TO GIVE PAUL CREDIT FOR TRYING. 355 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,619 -WHAT ARE YOU BOYS DOING WITH THIS BOOK? 356 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:38,021 -DON'T ASK ME. KEVIN GOT IT. 357 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,225 -KEVIN? 358 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,993 IS THAT TRUE? 359 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,963 -[ SIGHS ] 360 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,299 YES. 361 00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,973 -WAYNE, GO OUTSIDE. 362 00:17:57,977 --> 00:17:59,543 -KIDS. I KNOW. 363 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,247 -KEVIN! 364 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,082 -[ SIGHS ] 365 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:09,853 -I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! 366 00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:12,923 -AT THAT MOMENT, I FELT LIKE THE LOWEST THING ON EARTH. 367 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:17,160 I WAS A PERVERT, A THIEF, A SNEAK. 368 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:20,130 I'D ALWAYS BEEN HER SWEET, INNOCENT LITTLE BOY, 369 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,565 BUT AT THAT MOMENT, 370 00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:24,635 MY MOTHER COULDN'T EVEN BEAR TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE. 371 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,304 -IT'S NOT SO MUCH... 372 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,607 YOUR READING THIS BOOK... 373 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:35,111 BUT WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN MY DRESSER DRAWERS, ANYWAY?! 374 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:47,491 -I GUESS MY MOTHER FIGURED OUT HER MISTAKE PRETTY QUICKLY, 375 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,060 BECAUSE I NEVER HEARD FROM EITHER OF MY PARENTS 376 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,328 ON THAT TOPIC AGAIN. 377 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,297 WE SEEMED TO HAVE A TACIT UNDERSTANDING 378 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,199 THAT THEY WOULDN'T MENTION MY BOOK 379 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,634 IF I WOULDN'T MENTION THEIRS. 380 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,035 [ VEHICLE APPROACHES ] 381 00:19:00,839 --> 00:19:03,540 [ ENGINE SHUTS OFF ] 382 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,843 [ CAR DOORS CLOSING ] 383 00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:21,658 WHEN WINNIE GOT BACK FROM HER UNCLE'S, 384 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,426 WE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE PARK. 385 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,129 NEITHER OF US SAID A WORD ABOUT IT, OF COURSE, 386 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:29,499 BUT WE BOTH KNEW THAT THE PARK WAS WHERE YOU WENT TO MAKE OUT. 387 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,475 AS WE APPROACHED THE BASEBALL FIELD, 388 00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:41,111 I STARTED TO SWEAT. 389 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,246 NEARING FIRST BASE... 390 00:19:43,248 --> 00:19:44,848 SECOND BASE... 391 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,216 THIRD. 392 00:19:46,218 --> 00:19:48,352 -LET'S CUT ACROSS THE OUTFIELD. 393 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,386 -OKAY. 394 00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,824 -I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 395 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,026 OUR FIRST KISS HAD HAPPENED SO NATURALLY, 396 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,095 I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW I DID IT. 397 00:19:58,097 --> 00:20:01,631 DID I -- DID I BREATHE THROUGH MY MOUTH OR MY NOSE? 398 00:20:01,633 --> 00:20:04,468 WELL, I HAD TO MAKE SOME KIND OF MOVE. 399 00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:16,780 -THERE WAS A BUG ON YOU. 400 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,382 -OH. 401 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,350 THANKS. 402 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,554 -SOME MOVE. 403 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,033 WELL, THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK NOW. 404 00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:38,802 WE WERE HERE. 405 00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:46,409 -SO... 406 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,244 WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 407 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,916 -I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 408 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,521 -I-I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 409 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,290 -I DON'T KNOW. 410 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:03,160 [ INTRO TO AARON NEVILLE'S "TELL IT LIKE IT IS" PLAYS ] 411 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:09,065 -♪ IF YOU WANT ♪ 412 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:11,301 ♪ SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH ♪ 413 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:16,506 ♪ GO AND FIND YOURSELF A TOY ♪ 414 00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:24,147 ♪ 'CAUSE, BABY, MY TIME IS TOO EXPENSIVE ♪ 415 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:33,356 ♪ AND I'M NOT A LITTLE BOY ♪ 416 00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,658 ♪ NO, OH ♪ 417 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,461 -THE MOMENT STRETCHED OUT SO UNBEARABLY, 418 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,629 I THOUGHT WE'D BOTH EXPLODE. 419 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,566 IT WAS CLEAR WE WERE BOTH STALLING. 420 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,235 -♪ YOU ARE SERIOUS, GIRL ♪ 421 00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:48,605 -WE KNEW WHAT WE WERE HERE TO DO. 422 00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:50,974 WE BOTH WANTED IT. 423 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:55,812 ONE OF US JUST HAD TO COME OUT AND SAY IT. 424 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,914 -♪ YOU KNOW, LIFE IS TOO SHORT ♪ 425 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,849 -DO YOU WANT TO GO ON THE SWINGS? 426 00:21:59,851 --> 00:22:01,985 -♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪ 427 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,021 -YEAH, SURE. 428 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,789 -♪ YOU MAY BE HERE TODAY ♪ 429 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:07,624 -AND IN THE END, 430 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:11,061 THAT'S AS FAR AS WINNIE AND I WENT THAT DAY. 431 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,931 MAYBE WE BOTH FELT WE'D ALREADY COME TOO FAR TOO FAST. 432 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,567 MAYBE WE BOTH REALIZED 433 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:20,671 THAT GROWING UP DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO MUCH A STRAIGHT LINE 434 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:24,475 AS A SERIES OF ADVANCES AND RETREATS. 435 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,244 MAYBE WE JUST FELT LIKE SWINGING. 436 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,945 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, 437 00:22:28,947 --> 00:22:32,349 WINNIE AND I MADE AN UNSPOKEN PACT THAT DAY 438 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,386 TO STAY KIDS FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER. 439 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:40,591 -♪ TELL IT LIKE IT IS ♪ 440 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,926 ♪ DON'T BE ASHAMED ♪ 441 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:48,131 ♪ LET YOUR CONSCIENCE BE YOUR GUIDE ♪ 442 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:51,868 ♪ BUT I... ♪