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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING
OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN'
I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪
-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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-ALL RIGHT, WILLIE MAYS
FOR JOHNNY...
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
-WHILE THE FEMALE
REMAINS WITH THE YOUNG,
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THE MALE VENTURES FORTH
INTO A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT
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TO FIND SUSTENANCE.
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HE RETURNS AFTER
AN UNSUCCESSFUL FORAY,
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AGGRESSIVE AND UNPREDICTABLE.
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[ TIRES SCREECH, DOG BARKING ]
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NOTICE THE REACTION
OF THE STARTLED MOTHER
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AND HER OFFSPRING
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AS THEY BEGIN TO SENSE
THE PRESENCE OF THE MALE.
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-YOUR FATHER'S HAD A BAD DAY
AT WORK, SO NO NOISE.
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HI, HON. HOW WAS WORK?
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-WORK'S WORK.
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-THE IRRITABLE MALE
GIVES OUT UNMISTAKABLE SIGNALS
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THAT TELL THE YOUNG
TO KEEP THEIR DISTANCE.
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[ DOOR SLAMS ]
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-LET'S GO PLAY CATCH.
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-GOOD IDEA.
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[ ROARING ]
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-WHEN MY FATHER
HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK,
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HE'D JUST SIT IN THE DARK
BY HIMSELF AND WATCH TV.
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WE LEARNED EARLY ON
THAT THIS WAS A DANGER SIGNAL,
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AND WE ADAPTED OUR BEHAVIOR
ACCORDINGLY.
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[ TELEVISION PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY ]
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AND WHEN HE HAD
A REALLY BAD DAY --
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I'M TALKING ABOUT
A VERY NOT-GOOD DAY --
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HE HAD THIS TELESCOPE,
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AND HE'D GO OUT
IN THE BACK YARD
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AND JUST LOOK THROUGH IT
FOR HOURS.
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-"ETIENNE:
'MAMAN, NOUS ALLONS...
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"DINER EN VEAU CE SOIRE.'
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NICOLE: 'OUI, MAMAN,
DINONS EN VEAU.'"
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-THAT'S VERY GOOD, KEVIN.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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[ CAR DOOR OPENS ]
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[ CLATTER, CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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-DAMN IT, KEVIN!
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HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU
NOT TO LEAVE YOUR BICYCLE
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OUT IN THE DRIVEWAY?!
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-BUT I --
-YOU THINK
THEY GROW ON TREES?!
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IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO TAKE CARE OF IT,
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT!
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-BUT I WAS JUST GONNA RIDE IT
OVER TO PAUL'S LATER.
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-WELL, NOW YOU'RE NOT
GONNA RIDE IT OVER TO PAUL'S.
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YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT AWAY,
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AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO
TO YOUR ROOM.
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-NOW!
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-AND THEN SOMETIMES,
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YOU KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT,
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BUT YOU JUST COULDN'T
HELP YOURSELF.
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-OKAY, OKAY,
GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF.
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-YOU GAVE HIM LIP.
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-WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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-NOTHING.
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-I ASKED YOU A QUESTION,
DAMN IT. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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-NOTHING!
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-WE HAVE CERTAIN RULES
AROUND HERE, YOUNG MAN,
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AND YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW THEM!
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AND THE FIRST ONE IS
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN STUFF!
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[ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ]
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-[ SNIFFLES ]
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-♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪
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-I GUESS
WE REALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND
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WHY HE WAS SO HARD
ON US SOMETIMES.
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BECAUSE SOMETIMES --
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AND I REMEMBER THESE TIMES
SO DISTINCTLY --
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MY DAD COULD BE GREAT.
-♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪
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-HE COULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
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YOU NEVER WANTED THAT FEELING
TO END.
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AND THEN, FOR SOME REASON...
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...IT ALWAYS WOULD.
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-NOW, LOOK...
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FIRST YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING
YOU REALLY WANT TO BE,
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AND THEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE
YOUR FALLBACK POSITION.
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SO, LIKE, I WANT TO BE
A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER,
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BUT MY FALLBACKS ARE EITHER
AN ASTRONAUT OR A FOREST RANGER.
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-OKAY, OKAY.
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I WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL
BASEBALL PLAYER, TOO.
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-AND WHAT'S YOUR FALLBACK?
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-A PROFESSIONAL
FOOTBALL PLAYER.
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-WHAT'S YOUR FALLBACK
A LITTLE FURTHER?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
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PROBABLY GO INTO BUSINESS
WITH MY FATHER.
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-WELL, WHAT'S YOUR DAD DO?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
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HE WORKS.
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-YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOUR FATHER DOES?
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I MEAN, THAT'S
THE MOST STUPIDEST THING
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I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
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-YEAH, WELL, WHAT DOES
YOUR FATHER DO?
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-HE WORKS AT NORCOM.
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-YEAH, HE WORKS AT NORCOM.
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-NORCOM? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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-IT'S A COMPANY, MORON.
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-WHAT DOES HE DO THERE?
IS HE THE JANITOR?
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-NO, HE'S THE MANAGER, JERK.
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-WHAT DOES HE MANAGE,
TOILET BOWLS?
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-NO, BUSINESS, STUPID!
HE MANAGES BUSINESS.
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-HE MANAGES BUSINESS?
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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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-AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
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I HAD ABSOLUTELY
NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT.
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FORTUNATELY, WAYNE WAS ABLE
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TO SALVAGE
SOME OF OUR FAMILY DIGNITY.
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-SEE, YOU'RE TOO STUPID
TO UNDERSTAND ANYWAY, SO...
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SO -- PBHT!
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-OH, YEAH? PBHT!
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-PBHT!
-PBHT!
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-PBHT!
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[ FARTING NOISES CONTINUE ]
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-IN SAIGON TODAY,
THE GOVERNMENT NEWS AGENCY SAID
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THAT PRESIDENT THIEU
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WILL OFFER A NEW PEACE PROPOSAL
OF HIS OWN.
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-IT'S TOO LONG.
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-IF I MADE IT ANY SHORTER,
IT WOULD BE A HEADBAND.
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-...POSTPONEMENT OF VICTORY
FOR SOUTH VIETNAM.
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IN PARIS,
THE NORTH VIETNAMESE...
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-HEY, MOM?
-HMM?
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-WHAT DOES DAD DO FOR A LIVING?
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-WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING?
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HE WORKS FOR NORCOM.
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-YEAH, I KNOW.
BUT WHAT DOES NORCOM DO?
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-IT'S PART OF THE
MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.
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-IT IS NOT.
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THEY MAKE
THOSE LITTLE THINGIES.
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YOU KNOW, ELECTRO SOMETHING.
I FORGET WHAT THEY'RE CALLED.
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-THOSE LITTLE THINGIES
ARE HELPING
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TO BURN VILLAGES AND KILL
CHILDREN IN SOUTHEAST ASIA.
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-THEY ARE THIS BIG,
FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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THEY'RE NOT KILLING
ANYBODY'S CHILDREN.
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-BUT YOU ADMIT THAT THEY'RE USED
FOR MILITARY PURPOSES.
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-THEY'RE USED IN TOASTERS
AND COFFEE MAKERS.
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-OH. SO THE MILITARY
DOES NEED TOAST.
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-KAREN, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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-BUT DAD DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE
THOSE LITTLE THINGIES, DOES HE?
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-WELL, NO, OF COURSE
HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM.
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-THEN WHAT DOES HE DO?
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-WELL, HE'S A MANAGER.
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HE MANAGES DISTRIBUTION
AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES.
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-MY MOTHER OBVIOUSLY HOPED
THE TONE OF HER DECLARATION
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WOULD FORESTALL
THE ONE GLARING QUESTION
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THAT ITS SUBSTANCE RAISED.
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-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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-NO SUCH LUCK.
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-KEVIN...
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WHY THE SUDDEN INTEREST
IN YOUR FATHER'S JOB?
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-I DON'T KNOW.
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I JUST WONDERED.
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[ TIRES SCREECH ]
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-WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM NOW.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GO ASK HIM YOURSELF?
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HI, HON!
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HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
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-A DAY'S A DAY.
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-YEAH.
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"ASK HIM YOURSELF."
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EASY FOR HER TO SAY.
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THE MAN HAD GRUNTED
EXACTLY TWICE
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IN THREE AND A HALF HOURS.
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I DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY ELSE
LINING UP
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TO PROBE HIS INNER LIFE.
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-DAD?
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[ BASEBALL GAME PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY ON TELEVISION ]
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DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO
ALL DAY?
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-AW, MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE
THEY LOST TO THE SENATORS.
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WHAT'D YOU SAY?
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-I SAID...
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WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY?
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-WHAT DO I DO ALL DAY?
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SHOVEL OTHER PEOPLE'S CRAP
SO YOU KIDS CAN EAT.
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-OKAY,
THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC.
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NO NEED TO PRESS THE ISSUE.
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-NO, I MEAN...
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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-WHAT? I WORK AT NORCOM.
YOU KNOW THAT.
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-YEAH, I KNOW,
BUT WHAT DO YOU DO THERE?
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-COME ON, KEVIN.
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I WORK ALL DAY,
AND ALL I ASK NOW
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IS TO SIT HERE
AND WATCH THIS --
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-♪ BUCKLE UP,
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY... ♪
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-GREAT.
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IS TWO MINUTES'
PEACE AND QUIET
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TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR
AROUND HERE?
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-♪ ...IF YOUR SEATBELT'S
BUCKLED, EVERYBODY, BUCKLE UP ♪
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-NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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-NATIONAL SAFETY COUNCIL SAYS,
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IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEATBELTS,
GET THEM.
-FORGET IT.
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-IF YOU DO HAVE SEATBELTS,
USE THEM.
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[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
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-NOW, I WAS IN BED, SULKING,
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SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT.
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BUT YOU HAVE TO BEAR IN MIND
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THAT, WHEN IT CAME
TO SURVEILLANCE,
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THE KGB HAD NOTHING
ON MY MOTHER.
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-COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR
A LITTLE BIT.
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-OVERHEAR WHAT?
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-HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT YOU DO, JACK.
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-HE KNOWS WHAT I DO.
I WORK AT NORCOM.
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-YEAH, BUT HE WANTS TO KNOW
WHAT THAT'S LIKE.
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YOU GOT TO RELAX
A LITTLE, JACK.
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-DAMN IT, NORMA, DON'T TELL ME
TO RELAX.
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I MEAN,
WHAT DOES HE WANT TO KNOW?
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ABOUT THE SEVEN S-14 FORMS
I GOT TO FILL OUT
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EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND?
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ABOUT THE WHINING CUSTOMERS?
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ABOUT THE INCOMPETENT JACKASSES
IN SHIPPING AND RECEIVING?
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-YEAH.
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YES, I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT HE WANTS TO KNOW.
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HE WANTS TO KNOW
MORE ABOUT YOU, JACK.
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I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S SO HARD
FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
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-UH...
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HIYA, KEVIN.
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-OH, NO, PAL.
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YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE
THAT EASY?
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YOU HURT MY FEELINGS,
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AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY
THE PIPER.
-UH...
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SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHAT I DO AT WORK, HUH?
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-THAT'S IT,
DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE.
228
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,813
DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE.
229
00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:20,317
DON'T LOOK HIM --
OH, GEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
230
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,786
YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE.
231
00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,588
-IT'S, UH...
232
00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,724
NO BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW?
233
00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,530
MOSTLY PUSHING PAPERS
FROM OVER HERE TO OVER THERE.
234
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:36,867
IT'S...NOT SOME BIG,
GLAMOROUS THING.
235
00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,268
-OKAY, FINE. LOOK AT HIM.
236
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,905
LOOK AT HIM ALL YOU WANT.
JUST NO WORDS, OKAY?
237
00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,840
-WHAT DO THE PAPERS SAY?
238
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,007
-[ GROANS ]
239
00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,943
-WHAT'S YOUR OFFICE LIKE?
240
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,745
-IT'S AN OFFICE.
241
00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:50,847
FOUR WALLS, A CEILING,
242
00:10:50,849 --> 00:10:53,317
A DOOR.
243
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,519
-DO YOU HAVE FILE CABINETS?
244
00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,525
-YEAH, I GOT FILE CABINETS.
WHY?
245
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,228
-I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST WONDERED.
246
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,897
-LOOK, KEVIN, UM...
247
00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,734
WHY DON'T YOU COME INTO
THE OFFICE WITH ME TOMORROW?
248
00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,537
YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF.
249
00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,072
I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE, OKAY?
250
00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,874
OKAY?
251
00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,010
-OKAY.
252
00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,513
-OKAY.
253
00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:25,917
GOOD NIGHT.
254
00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,955
YOU SET YOUR ALARM FOR 6:30.
255
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,324
I DON'T WANT TO BE
WAITING FOR YOU.
256
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,469
-...YEARS AGO, THE BRITISH
GOVERNMENT BANNED
257
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,539
CIGARETTE ADVERTISING
ON COMMERCIAL TELEVISION.
258
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:52,376
WHEN COMMERCIAL TELEVISION
BEGAN IN BRITAIN IN 1955,
259
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,844
CIGARETTES WERE ADVERTISED,
BUT AS MORE AND MORE...
260
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:57,882
-KEVIN, YOU LOOK SO NICE!
261
00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,252
KAREN, DOESN'T YOUR BROTHER
LOOK JUST SO NICE?
262
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,889
-HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE
RUNNING-DOG CAPITALIST PIG.
263
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,657
[ TELEVISION PLAYS
INDISTINCTLY ]
264
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,425
-[ CHUCKLES ]
265
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,127
WHAT, UNCLE SID
FINALLY KICK THE BUCKET?
266
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,462
-WAYNE!
267
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,230
-WELL, WHAT'S WITH
SIR LANCELOT HERE?
268
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,000
-YOUR BROTHER HAD AN INTEREST
IN WHAT YOUR FATHER DOES,
269
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,268
SO HE'S GOING TO THE OFFICE
WITH HIM.
270
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,569
-YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF SCHOOL?
271
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,637
-YEP.
272
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,271
-WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
INTERESTED IN DAD'S WORK.
273
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,174
I WANT TO GO, TOO.
274
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,943
GIVE ME THAT TOAST, BUTTHEAD.
275
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,712
-WE BETTER GO.
276
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,915
TRAFFIC'S GONNA BE HELL.
277
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,050
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
278
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,719
[ TELEVISION CONTINUES
PLAYING ]
279
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,055
-AND SO I WENT TO WORK
WITH MY FATHER.
280
00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:40,424
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT I EXPECTED
281
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,925
TO LEARN ABOUT HIM THERE.
282
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,395
I GUESS I WAS LOOKING
FOR CLUES --
283
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:48,866
SOMETHING TO EXPLAIN
WHY HE WAS THE WAY HE WAS.
-♪ AHH-AHH-AHH ♪
284
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,334
♪ AH-AHH ♪
285
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,571
-EVERYBODY,
THIS IS MY SON, KEVIN.
286
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,106
THIS IS PHYLLIS AND STAN
AND BETTY AND MARIAN.
287
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,075
-HI, THERE!
288
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,077
-YOU LOOK
JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN!
289
00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,913
-OH, MY GOODNESS,
HE'S ADORABLE.
-YOU'RE SO CUTE!
290
00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:06,283
-WHAT AN ANGEL.
LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS!
291
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,485
-YOU GOT THE FEELING
292
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,053
THEY DIDN'T SEE A LOT
OF 12-YEAR-OLDS AROUND HERE.
293
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,855
-AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE
WHEN YOU GROW UP?
294
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,757
-ARE YOU GOING TO COME
TO WORK WITH US AT NORCOM?
295
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,926
-OF COURSE, I KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GONNA BE
296
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,361
WHEN I GREW UP --
297
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,230
EITHER A CENTER FIELDER
FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS
298
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,633
OR A CREWMEMBER OF THE FIRST
MANNED SPACE FLIGHT TO MARS.
299
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,768
-ARE YOU GONNA GO
INTO DISTRIBUTION
300
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,169
LIKE YOUR FATHER, HMM?
301
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,705
-I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
302
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,474
-UH, COME ON, KEVIN.
I'LL SHOW YOU MY OFFICE.
303
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,609
EXCUSE ME.
304
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,145
-OHH!
305
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,548
[ LAUGHTER ]
306
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,086
-DAD'S OFFICE WASN'T IMPRESSIVE
307
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,989
THE WAY, SAY, THE APOLLO 8
WAS IMPRESSIVE.
308
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,957
BUT IT DID HAVE A LOT
OF PRETTY COOL STUFF IN IT --
309
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,692
A BIG EXECUTIVE DESK,
310
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,596
A PHONE WITH LOTS OF FLASHING
LIGHTS AND BUTTONS,
311
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,065
AND A SWIVEL CHAIR.
312
00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,400
-CAN I SIT IN YOUR CHAIR?
313
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,201
-SURE.
-THANKS.
314
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,841
-PHYLLIS, PULL THE QUARTERLY
DISTRIBUTION REPORTS --
315
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,042
OH, AND THE, UH,
316
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,777
WEST COAST SHIPPING STATEMENTS
FOR SEPTEMBER.
317
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,245
-Right.
-THANKS.
318
00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,847
-HERE. NO, YOU CAN SIT HERE.
319
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,515
-NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY.
320
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,417
IT'S OKAY.
SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
321
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,454
OKAY, FIRST THING YOU GOT
TO LEARN ABOUT AROUND HERE
322
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,188
IS THE S-14 FORM.
323
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,891
YOU GOT TO FILL ONE OF
THESE BABIES OUT EVERY TIME --
[ INTERCOM BUZZES ]
324
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,826
HANG ON.
325
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,661
YEAH, PHYLLIS?
-Jeff Meyers on one.
326
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,696
-OKAY.
327
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,533
HELLO, JEFF?
HOW ARE YOU?
328
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,501
GOOD, GOOD. REALLY?
329
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,104
NO, LOOK, JEFF,
I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING,
330
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,974
BUT HE SAID THAT NuTech
WANTED THOSE 1018s.
331
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,844
WELL, JEFF, JEFF,
THAT'S NOT REALLY MY PROBLEM.
332
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,646
I MEAN, THEY SHOULD KNOW
THEIR OWN SYSTEM, RIGHT?
333
00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,648
YEAH, OKAY.
O-OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU.
334
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,649
MM-HMM.
335
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,250
[ RECEIVER CLICKS ]
336
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,589
BE WITH YOU IN JUST
A MINUTE HERE, KEVIN.
[ INTERCOM BUZZES ]
337
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,824
-Peter Dante on two.
338
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,393
-YEAH, PHYLLIS, THANKS.
339
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,362
HELLO, PETE.
340
00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,763
YEAH, JACK ARNOLD.
HOW ARE YOU?
341
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,131
GOOD, GOOD.
342
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,000
LISTEN, PETE, I WAS JUST TALKING
TO JEFF MEYERS OVER AT --
343
00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:05,603
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW!
344
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,004
I'M CHECKING ON IT
RIGHT NOW.
345
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,473
OH, WELL, HELL, PETE! THEY CAN
JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE, THEN.
346
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,376
-I HAD NO IDEA WHAT MY FATHER
WAS TALKING ABOUT,
347
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,510
BUT SUDDENLY I FELL IN LOVE
348
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,812
WITH THE RHYTHM
AND FLOW OF IT ALL.
349
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,915
THE WAY HE PUNCHED
THOSE PHONE BUTTONS,
350
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,850
FLIPPED THROUGH PAPERS,
GAVE ORDERS.
351
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,019
HE HAD POWER, AUTHORITY --
JUST LIKE AT HOME,
352
00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,521
ONLY HERE IT WAS EVEN MORE
MYSTERIOUS AND IMPRESSIVE.
353
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,857
-HELLO, PETE, LISTEN,
I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.
354
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,893
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
AS SOON AS I CAN. THANKS.
355
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,094
LOOK, YOU CALL ALBUQUERQUE,
356
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,162
YOU TELL THEM RUSTY ORDERED
AN A.G. LANFORD,
357
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,764
AND YOU GET ME THE PURCHASE
ORDERS FROM LAST WEEK.
358
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,232
I FORGOT MY BRIEFCASE
IN THE CAR. KEVIN.
359
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:39,136
[ TELEPHONES RINGING,
TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ]
360
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,208
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
361
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,812
-I IMAGINED MYSELF
IN THAT ROLE --
362
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,282
ADMINISTERING THINGS,
GIVING ORDERS,
363
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,616
CHEWING PEOPLE OUT.
364
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,918
[ DOOR OPENS ]
365
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,753
-WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
366
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,088
-WELL, MR. ARNOLD, SIR,
367
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,357
I-IF -- IF YOU'RE NOT
TOO BUSY, SIR,
368
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,993
I-I HAVE SOME PAPERS
FOR YOUR APPROVAL, SIR.
369
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,662
-SURE, I DO EVERYTHING ELSE
AROUND HERE, DON'T I?
370
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,033
-THANK YOU, SIR.
371
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,004
-GOOD MORNING, BUTTFACE!
372
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,805
-G-GOOD MORNING, SIR.
373
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,807
I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT
WORKING ON THESE
374
00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:19,909
FOR YOUR APPROVAL, SIR.
375
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,880
-THEY STINK!
376
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,648
DO 'EM OVER AGAIN.
377
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,350
-THANK YOU, SIR.
378
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,154
-YEAH, THIS WAS OKAY.
379
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,491
LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON, I GUESS.
380
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,658
[ DOOR OPENS ]
381
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,260
-WISANSKI,
BRING THE PURCHASE ORDERS.
382
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:40,397
PHYLLIS, GET PETE BACK FOR ME.
-Okay.
383
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,965
-WHAT'S THIS?
384
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,367
-UH, WE NEED THESE
APPROVED BY FRIDAY.
-UH-HUH.
385
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,570
-AND WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH STI IN PHOENIX.
386
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,506
THE OCTOBER SHIPMENT'S LATE.
387
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,807
-[ SIGHS ]
388
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,408
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "LATE,"
HOW LATE,
389
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,810
AND WHEN'D YOU
FIND THIS OUT?
390
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,078
-WELL, THEY CALLED YESTERDAY,
391
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,713
BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE
IT WOULD GET THERE BY TODAY.
392
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,315
IT WENT OUT ON THE 14th.
-YOU THOUGH MAYBE
IT WOULD GET THERE BY TODAY?
393
00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,949
WHAT THE HELL?
394
00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,219
-PHYLLIS, GET ME
SOUTHWEST EXPRESS, PLEASE.
395
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,621
-WELL, ACTUALLY,
WE'RE USING A NEW CARRIER.
396
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,758
MAYBE THEY, UM, YOU KNOW --
-YOU WHAT?
397
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,925
YOU WENT WITH A NEW CARRIER?
398
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,594
JESUS, WISANSKI,
YOU DIDN'T CLEAR THAT WITH ME.
399
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,129
IF THIS SCREWS UP
THE DAMN ACCOUNT,
400
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,331
WE'RE ALL GONNA BE --
-LOOK, I'M SORRY.
401
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,867
MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE.
-LOOK, NO.
402
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,436
IT'S OKAY. I'LL HANDLE IT.
403
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,372
NEXT TIME,
CHECK FIRST WITH ME.
404
00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,412
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
405
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,616
TELL YOU WHAT, KEVIN...
406
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,217
IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED
407
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,820
ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
OF THE WORKING DAY --
408
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,722
THE COFFEE BREAK.
409
00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,326
COME ON.
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
410
00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,494
-JACK, MR. KELLER'S
ON LINE ONE.
411
00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,797
-[ SIGHS ]
TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE.
412
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,900
-OH, UH, B-BUT HE SOUNDS
LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT.
413
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,302
-COME ON.
414
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,070
-UH...
415
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,782
-SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT?
416
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,284
-YEAH.
417
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,219
I LIKE IT BLACK.
418
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,355
-UH-HUH.
419
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,291
HUH. YOU LEARN
SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.
420
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,363
-DAD?
421
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:23,700
-HMM?
422
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,637
-WHEN DID YOU DECIDE
YOU WANTED TO BECOME A MANAGER
423
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,506
OF DISTRIBUTION
AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES?
424
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,376
-[ CHUCKLES ]
425
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,477
OH, SORRY.
426
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,413
IT'S JUST A FUNNY SORT
OF A THOUGHT --
427
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,781
REALLY WANTING
TO BE THE MANAGER
428
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,618
OF DISTRIBUTION
AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES.
429
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,853
I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD JOB,
BUT, UH...
430
00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:46,823
IT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT
I'D BE DOING WITH MY LIFE.
431
00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,293
-WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO?
432
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,395
-WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER.
433
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,929
-NO, REALLY.
434
00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,097
-REALLY?
435
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,236
WELL, I DID HAVE
A FALLBACK POSITION.
436
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,971
-THIS JOB?
437
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,076
-NO. NOT THIS JOB.
438
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,148
I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY
THIS BEFORE --
439
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,150
NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER --
440
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,384
BUT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
441
00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,686
I WANTED TO BE A CAPTAIN
OF A SHIP.
442
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:17,988
-THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP?
443
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,958
-YEAH, YOU KNOW,
ONE OF THOSE BIG OCEAN LINERS
444
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,294
OR A FREIGHTER
OR AN OIL TANKER OR...
445
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:28,098
BE OUT THERE ON THE OCEAN
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,
446
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,301
NAVIGATING BY THE STARS.
447
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,405
OF COURSE, THEY USE INSTRUMENTS
FOR ALL OF THAT NOW,
448
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,839
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
449
00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,610
YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD.
450
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,712
-HOW COME YOU DIDN'T DO IT?
451
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,648
-HOW COME?
452
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,118
WELL, YOU KNOW,
ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER.
453
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,988
WENT OFF TO COLLEGE,
MET YOUR MOM.
454
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:55,492
NEXT SUMMER, I GOT A JOB ON
A LOADING DOCK HERE AT NORCOM.
455
00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,530
THE REST IS HISTORY.
456
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,867
-YOU WOULD HAVE MADE
A GREAT SHIP'S CAPTAIN, DAD.
457
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,502
-NAH, PROBABLY NOT.
458
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,706
PROBABLY GET SEASICK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
459
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,006
YOU KNOW, KEVIN,
460
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,675
YOU CAN'T DO EVERY SILLY THING
YOU WANT TO IN LIFE.
461
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,577
YOU HAVE TO MAKE
YOUR CHOICES.
462
00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,447
YOU HAVE TO TRY
AND BE HAPPY WITH THEM.
463
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,617
I THINK WE'VE DONE
PRETTY WELL. DON'T YOU?
464
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:24,354
-YEAH.
I THINK WE'VE DONE GREAT.
465
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,329
-BUT AS WE WALKED BACK
TO MY FATHER'S OFFICE,
466
00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,030
I SUDDENLY REALIZED SOMETHING
467
00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,533
THAT MADE A LOT OF THINGS
MAKE SENSE.
468
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,802
MY DAD WAS TOO GOOD
FOR THIS PLACE.
469
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,270
SURE, IT WAS A GOOD JOB,
470
00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,073
AND WE WERE ALL LUCKY HE HAD IT
AND ALL THAT,
471
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,442
BUT MY DAD HAD
SOMETHING FINER IN HIM
472
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,112
THAN S-14s
AND DISTRIBUTION REPORTS.
473
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,281
I'LL NEVER FORGET
HOW I FELT AT THAT MOMENT.
474
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:56,253
I FELT THAT MY FATHER
WAS A GREAT MAN.
475
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,156
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
476
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,857
-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS,
ARNOLD?!
477
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,526
THIS IS INCOMPETENCE,
JUST PLAIN INCOMPETENCE!
478
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,062
-LOOK, AL,
WISANSKI'S A LITTLE --
479
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,364
-NO, NEVER MIND WISANSKI!
HE WORKS FOR YOU!
480
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,466
NOW, THIS IS THE THIRD MAJOR
SCREW-UP IN YOUR DEPARTMENT
481
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,901
IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS.
482
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,470
NOW, IF YOU CAN'T HIRE COMPETENT
PEOPLE AND SUPERVISE THEM,
483
00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,971
WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY THAT CAN!
484
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,306
-IT'S BEING TAKEN CARE OF.
485
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,208
-WELL, IT SURE AS HELL
BETTER BE!
486
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,709
OH, AND ONE MORE THING.
487
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,812
THE NEXT TIME THAT I TRY
TO GET YOU ON THE PHONE,
488
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,482
YOU BETTER BE THERE
TO TAKE THE CALL!
489
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,283
NOW, DO YOU READ ME, ARNOLD?!
490
00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,685
DO YOU READ ME?!
491
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,153
-YEAH, AL, I READ YOU.
492
00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,788
-GOOD!
493
00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,795
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
494
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,931
[ CAR DOORS SLAM ]
495
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,285
-THAT NIGHT,
MY FATHER STOOD THERE,
496
00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:05,321
LOOKING UP AT THE SKY
THE WAY HE ALWAYS DID.
497
00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,963
-♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪
-BUT SUDDENLY, I REALIZED
498
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:17,667
I WASN'T AFRAID OF HIM
IN QUITE THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.
499
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:22,072
THE FUNNY THING IS,
I FELT LIKE I'D LOST SOMETHING.
500
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,914
-COME HERE, KEVIN.
501
00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,842
THAT'S POLARIS,
THE NORTH STAR.
502
00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,450
THAT'S HOW THE SAILORS
USED TO FIND THEIR WAY HOME.
503
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:18,227
-♪ BLACKBIRD FLY ♪