1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,904 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:11,142 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,144 --> 00:00:17,081 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,989 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:26,624 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:35,033 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ -♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:43,774 -ALL RIGHT, WILLIE MAYS FOR JOHNNY... 11 00:00:43,776 --> 00:00:45,910 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ] -WHILE THE FEMALE REMAINS WITH THE YOUNG, 12 00:00:45,912 --> 00:00:48,780 THE MALE VENTURES FORTH INTO A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT 13 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:50,448 TO FIND SUSTENANCE. 14 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,251 HE RETURNS AFTER AN UNSUCCESSFUL FORAY, 15 00:00:53,253 --> 00:00:56,287 AGGRESSIVE AND UNPREDICTABLE. 16 00:00:56,289 --> 00:00:58,456 [ TIRES SCREECH, DOG BARKING ] 17 00:00:58,458 --> 00:01:00,825 NOTICE THE REACTION OF THE STARTLED MOTHER 18 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,194 AND HER OFFSPRING 19 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,496 AS THEY BEGIN TO SENSE THE PRESENCE OF THE MALE. 20 00:01:05,498 --> 00:01:09,300 -YOUR FATHER'S HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK, SO NO NOISE. 21 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,138 HI, HON. HOW WAS WORK? 22 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,573 -WORK'S WORK. 23 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:18,676 -THE IRRITABLE MALE GIVES OUT UNMISTAKABLE SIGNALS 24 00:01:18,678 --> 00:01:22,313 THAT TELL THE YOUNG TO KEEP THEIR DISTANCE. 25 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,115 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 26 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:27,052 -LET'S GO PLAY CATCH. 27 00:01:27,054 --> 00:01:28,052 -GOOD IDEA. 28 00:01:29,455 --> 00:01:32,089 [ ROARING ] 29 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:34,893 -WHEN MY FATHER HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK, 30 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:37,996 HE'D JUST SIT IN THE DARK BY HIMSELF AND WATCH TV. 31 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,965 WE LEARNED EARLY ON THAT THIS WAS A DANGER SIGNAL, 32 00:01:40,967 --> 00:01:44,402 AND WE ADAPTED OUR BEHAVIOR ACCORDINGLY. 33 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:46,037 [ TELEVISION PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 34 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,706 AND WHEN HE HAD A REALLY BAD DAY -- 35 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:51,809 I'M TALKING ABOUT A VERY NOT-GOOD DAY -- 36 00:01:51,811 --> 00:01:53,377 HE HAD THIS TELESCOPE, 37 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:55,113 AND HE'D GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD 38 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,015 AND JUST LOOK THROUGH IT FOR HOURS. 39 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:06,257 -"ETIENNE: 'MAMAN, NOUS ALLONS... 40 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,826 "DINER EN VEAU CE SOIRE.' 41 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:13,063 NICOLE: 'OUI, MAMAN, DINONS EN VEAU.'" 42 00:02:13,065 --> 00:02:15,566 -THAT'S VERY GOOD, KEVIN. 43 00:02:15,568 --> 00:02:17,002 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 44 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,703 [ CAR DOOR OPENS ] 45 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,371 [ CLATTER, CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 46 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:22,974 [ SIGHS ] 47 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,309 -DAMN IT, KEVIN! 48 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,711 HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU NOT TO LEAVE YOUR BICYCLE 49 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:27,845 OUT IN THE DRIVEWAY?! 50 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:29,680 -BUT I -- -YOU THINK THEY GROW ON TREES?! 51 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,616 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT, 52 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:32,850 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE IT! 53 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,052 -BUT I WAS JUST GONNA RIDE IT OVER TO PAUL'S LATER. 54 00:02:35,054 --> 00:02:37,322 -WELL, NOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA RIDE IT OVER TO PAUL'S. 55 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,456 YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT AWAY, 56 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:40,425 AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GO TO YOUR ROOM. 57 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,027 -NOW! 58 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,228 -AND THEN SOMETIMES, 59 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,163 YOU KNEW YOU SHOULDN'T DO IT, 60 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:48,733 BUT YOU JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF. 61 00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:51,336 -OKAY, OKAY, GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. 62 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,037 -YOU GAVE HIM LIP. 63 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,972 -WHAT DID YOU SAY? 64 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:56,674 -NOTHING. 65 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:58,843 -I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, DAMN IT. WHAT DID YOU SAY? 66 00:02:58,845 --> 00:02:59,877 -NOTHING! 67 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:01,946 -WE HAVE CERTAIN RULES AROUND HERE, YOUNG MAN, 68 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:03,147 AND YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW THEM! 69 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,616 AND THE FIRST ONE IS YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN STUFF! 70 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:08,719 [ DOOR OPENS, SLAMS ] 71 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:17,896 -[ SNIFFLES ] 72 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,833 -♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪ 73 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,601 -I GUESS WE REALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND 74 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:26,270 WHY HE WAS SO HARD ON US SOMETIMES. 75 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:34,311 BECAUSE SOMETIMES -- 76 00:03:34,313 --> 00:03:37,615 AND I REMEMBER THESE TIMES SO DISTINCTLY -- 77 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:42,887 MY DAD COULD BE GREAT. -♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪ 78 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:45,757 -HE COULD BE SO MUCH FUN. 79 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:48,426 YOU NEVER WANTED THAT FEELING TO END. 80 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,201 AND THEN, FOR SOME REASON... 81 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,705 ...IT ALWAYS WOULD. 82 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,246 -NOW, LOOK... 83 00:04:09,248 --> 00:04:11,449 FIRST YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU REALLY WANT TO BE, 84 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,785 AND THEN YOU HAVE TO HAVE YOUR FALLBACK POSITION. 85 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,821 SO, LIKE, I WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER, 86 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:20,458 BUT MY FALLBACKS ARE EITHER AN ASTRONAUT OR A FOREST RANGER. 87 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,692 -OKAY, OKAY. 88 00:04:21,694 --> 00:04:24,528 I WANT TO BE A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER, TOO. 89 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,897 -AND WHAT'S YOUR FALLBACK? 90 00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:28,766 -A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER. 91 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:30,935 -WHAT'S YOUR FALLBACK A LITTLE FURTHER? 92 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,103 -I DON'T KNOW. 93 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,372 PROBABLY GO INTO BUSINESS WITH MY FATHER. 94 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:37,108 -WELL, WHAT'S YOUR DAD DO? 95 00:04:38,811 --> 00:04:40,512 -I DON'T KNOW. 96 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,812 HE WORKS. 97 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,414 -YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FATHER DOES? 98 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:45,249 I MEAN, THAT'S THE MOST STUPIDEST THING 99 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,651 I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. 100 00:04:46,653 --> 00:04:48,853 -YEAH, WELL, WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO? 101 00:04:48,855 --> 00:04:50,588 -HE WORKS AT NORCOM. 102 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,523 -YEAH, HE WORKS AT NORCOM. 103 00:04:52,525 --> 00:04:55,893 -NORCOM? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 104 00:04:55,895 --> 00:04:58,629 -IT'S A COMPANY, MORON. 105 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,431 -WHAT DOES HE DO THERE? IS HE THE JANITOR? 106 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,466 -NO, HE'S THE MANAGER, JERK. 107 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,234 -WHAT DOES HE MANAGE, TOILET BOWLS? 108 00:05:04,236 --> 00:05:07,972 -NO, BUSINESS, STUPID! HE MANAGES BUSINESS. 109 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,607 -HE MANAGES BUSINESS? 110 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:12,309 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 111 00:05:12,311 --> 00:05:14,612 -AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME. 112 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:19,016 I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT. 113 00:05:19,018 --> 00:05:21,285 FORTUNATELY, WAYNE WAS ABLE 114 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:23,654 TO SALVAGE SOME OF OUR FAMILY DIGNITY. 115 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:26,757 -SEE, YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND ANYWAY, SO... 116 00:05:26,759 --> 00:05:28,993 SO -- PBHT! 117 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,361 -OH, YEAH? PBHT! 118 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:32,697 -PBHT! -PBHT! 119 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:35,500 -PBHT! 120 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,335 [ FARTING NOISES CONTINUE ] 121 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,411 -IN SAIGON TODAY, THE GOVERNMENT NEWS AGENCY SAID 122 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:48,813 THAT PRESIDENT THIEU 123 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:51,015 WILL OFFER A NEW PEACE PROPOSAL OF HIS OWN. 124 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:53,151 -IT'S TOO LONG. 125 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,219 -IF I MADE IT ANY SHORTER, IT WOULD BE A HEADBAND. 126 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:57,855 -...POSTPONEMENT OF VICTORY FOR SOUTH VIETNAM. 127 00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,557 IN PARIS, THE NORTH VIETNAMESE... 128 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,225 -HEY, MOM? -HMM? 129 00:06:01,227 --> 00:06:03,394 -WHAT DOES DAD DO FOR A LIVING? 130 00:06:03,396 --> 00:06:05,663 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING? 131 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:06,697 HE WORKS FOR NORCOM. 132 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:10,101 -YEAH, I KNOW. BUT WHAT DOES NORCOM DO? 133 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,503 -IT'S PART OF THE MILITARY-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. 134 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,171 -IT IS NOT. 135 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,208 THEY MAKE THOSE LITTLE THINGIES. 136 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,376 YOU KNOW, ELECTRO SOMETHING. I FORGET WHAT THEY'RE CALLED. 137 00:06:19,378 --> 00:06:20,945 -THOSE LITTLE THINGIES ARE HELPING 138 00:06:20,947 --> 00:06:23,714 TO BURN VILLAGES AND KILL CHILDREN IN SOUTHEAST ASIA. 139 00:06:23,716 --> 00:06:26,016 -THEY ARE THIS BIG, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 140 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:27,885 THEY'RE NOT KILLING ANYBODY'S CHILDREN. 141 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:31,456 -BUT YOU ADMIT THAT THEY'RE USED FOR MILITARY PURPOSES. 142 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,558 -THEY'RE USED IN TOASTERS AND COFFEE MAKERS. 143 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,893 -OH. SO THE MILITARY DOES NEED TOAST. 144 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,962 -KAREN, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 145 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,399 -BUT DAD DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THOSE LITTLE THINGIES, DOES HE? 146 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,336 -WELL, NO, OF COURSE HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE THEM. 147 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:47,705 -THEN WHAT DOES HE DO? 148 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,543 -WELL, HE'S A MANAGER. 149 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:57,348 HE MANAGES DISTRIBUTION AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES. 150 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,919 -MY MOTHER OBVIOUSLY HOPED THE TONE OF HER DECLARATION 151 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,387 WOULD FORESTALL THE ONE GLARING QUESTION 152 00:07:03,389 --> 00:07:05,089 THAT ITS SUBSTANCE RAISED. 153 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,925 -WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 154 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,759 -NO SUCH LUCK. 155 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,696 -KEVIN... 156 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:14,165 WHY THE SUDDEN INTEREST IN YOUR FATHER'S JOB? 157 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,799 -I DON'T KNOW. 158 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,601 I JUST WONDERED. 159 00:07:17,603 --> 00:07:19,670 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 160 00:07:19,672 --> 00:07:22,507 -WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM NOW. 161 00:07:22,509 --> 00:07:25,909 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO ASK HIM YOURSELF? 162 00:07:25,911 --> 00:07:27,445 HI, HON! 163 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,014 HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 164 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,517 -A DAY'S A DAY. 165 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,485 -YEAH. 166 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:35,953 "ASK HIM YOURSELF." 167 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,187 EASY FOR HER TO SAY. 168 00:07:37,189 --> 00:07:39,223 THE MAN HAD GRUNTED EXACTLY TWICE 169 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,725 IN THREE AND A HALF HOURS. 170 00:07:40,727 --> 00:07:42,894 I DIDN'T SEE ANYBODY ELSE LINING UP 171 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,029 TO PROBE HIS INNER LIFE. 172 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,564 -DAD? 173 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:50,167 [ BASEBALL GAME PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ON TELEVISION ] 174 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,636 DAD, WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? 175 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:57,008 -AW, MAN! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY LOST TO THE SENATORS. 176 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,843 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 177 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:01,212 -I SAID... 178 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:03,014 WHAT DO YOU DO ALL DAY? 179 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,417 -WHAT DO I DO ALL DAY? 180 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,253 SHOVEL OTHER PEOPLE'S CRAP SO YOU KIDS CAN EAT. 181 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,689 -OKAY, THAT WAS PRETTY SPECIFIC. 182 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:13,691 NO NEED TO PRESS THE ISSUE. 183 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:17,528 -NO, I MEAN... WHAT DO YOU DO? 184 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,865 -WHAT? I WORK AT NORCOM. YOU KNOW THAT. 185 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:24,502 -YEAH, I KNOW, BUT WHAT DO YOU DO THERE? 186 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:25,536 -COME ON, KEVIN. 187 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,071 I WORK ALL DAY, AND ALL I ASK NOW 188 00:08:27,073 --> 00:08:28,673 IS TO SIT HERE AND WATCH THIS -- 189 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,375 -♪ BUCKLE UP, BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY... ♪ 190 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:32,710 -GREAT. 191 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:34,245 IS TWO MINUTES' PEACE AND QUIET 192 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,813 TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR AROUND HERE? 193 00:08:35,815 --> 00:08:38,482 -♪ ...IF YOUR SEATBELT'S BUCKLED, EVERYBODY, BUCKLE UP ♪ 194 00:08:38,484 --> 00:08:39,550 -NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT? 195 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:41,119 -NATIONAL SAFETY COUNCIL SAYS, 196 00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:42,787 IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEATBELTS, GET THEM. -FORGET IT. 197 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:45,689 -IF YOU DO HAVE SEATBELTS, USE THEM. 198 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:48,592 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 199 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,830 -NOW, I WAS IN BED, SULKING, 200 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,899 SO I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT. 201 00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:57,268 BUT YOU HAVE TO BEAR IN MIND 202 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:59,103 THAT, WHEN IT CAME TO SURVEILLANCE, 203 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:02,306 THE KGB HAD NOTHING ON MY MOTHER. 204 00:09:02,308 --> 00:09:04,242 -COULDN'T HELP BUT OVERHEAR A LITTLE BIT. 205 00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:10,615 -OVERHEAR WHAT? 206 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,451 -HE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO, JACK. 207 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,120 -HE KNOWS WHAT I DO. I WORK AT NORCOM. 208 00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:18,822 -YEAH, BUT HE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 209 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:22,159 YOU GOT TO RELAX A LITTLE, JACK. 210 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,628 -DAMN IT, NORMA, DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX. 211 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,698 I MEAN, WHAT DOES HE WANT TO KNOW? 212 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,734 ABOUT THE SEVEN S-14 FORMS I GOT TO FILL OUT 213 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:30,968 EVERY TIME I TURN AROUND? 214 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:32,502 ABOUT THE WHINING CUSTOMERS? 215 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:34,972 ABOUT THE INCOMPETENT JACKASSES IN SHIPPING AND RECEIVING? 216 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,074 -YEAH. 217 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,344 YES, I THINK THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS TO KNOW. 218 00:09:40,346 --> 00:09:42,780 HE WANTS TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU, JACK. 219 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:46,050 I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT'S SO HARD FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND. 220 00:09:56,729 --> 00:09:58,963 -UH... 221 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,297 HIYA, KEVIN. 222 00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:01,398 -OH, NO, PAL. 223 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,500 YOU THINK IT'S GONNA BE THAT EASY? 224 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,502 YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, 225 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:09,239 AND NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY THE PIPER. -UH... 226 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,475 SO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I DO AT WORK, HUH? 227 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:15,213 -THAT'S IT, DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. 228 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,813 DON'T LOOK HIM IN THE EYE. 229 00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:20,317 DON'T LOOK HIM -- OH, GEEZ, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 230 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,786 YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. 231 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:24,588 -IT'S, UH... 232 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:26,724 NO BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW? 233 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,530 MOSTLY PUSHING PAPERS FROM OVER HERE TO OVER THERE. 234 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:36,867 IT'S...NOT SOME BIG, GLAMOROUS THING. 235 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:38,268 -OKAY, FINE. LOOK AT HIM. 236 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,905 LOOK AT HIM ALL YOU WANT. JUST NO WORDS, OKAY? 237 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,840 -WHAT DO THE PAPERS SAY? 238 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,007 -[ GROANS ] 239 00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,943 -WHAT'S YOUR OFFICE LIKE? 240 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,745 -IT'S AN OFFICE. 241 00:10:48,747 --> 00:10:50,847 FOUR WALLS, A CEILING, 242 00:10:50,849 --> 00:10:53,317 A DOOR. 243 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,519 -DO YOU HAVE FILE CABINETS? 244 00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:00,525 -YEAH, I GOT FILE CABINETS. WHY? 245 00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:04,228 -I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WONDERED. 246 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,897 -LOOK, KEVIN, UM... 247 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,734 WHY DON'T YOU COME INTO THE OFFICE WITH ME TOMORROW? 248 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,537 YOU SEE FOR YOURSELF. 249 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,072 I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE, OKAY? 250 00:11:15,074 --> 00:11:16,874 OKAY? 251 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,010 -OKAY. 252 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,513 -OKAY. 253 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:25,917 GOOD NIGHT. 254 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,955 YOU SET YOUR ALARM FOR 6:30. 255 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,324 I DON'T WANT TO BE WAITING FOR YOU. 256 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,469 -...YEARS AGO, THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT BANNED 257 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,539 CIGARETTE ADVERTISING ON COMMERCIAL TELEVISION. 258 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:52,376 WHEN COMMERCIAL TELEVISION BEGAN IN BRITAIN IN 1955, 259 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:53,844 CIGARETTES WERE ADVERTISED, BUT AS MORE AND MORE... 260 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:57,882 -KEVIN, YOU LOOK SO NICE! 261 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:01,252 KAREN, DOESN'T YOUR BROTHER LOOK JUST SO NICE? 262 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,889 -HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE RUNNING-DOG CAPITALIST PIG. 263 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,657 [ TELEVISION PLAYS INDISTINCTLY ] 264 00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,425 -[ CHUCKLES ] 265 00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:10,127 WHAT, UNCLE SID FINALLY KICK THE BUCKET? 266 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:11,462 -WAYNE! 267 00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,230 -WELL, WHAT'S WITH SIR LANCELOT HERE? 268 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:16,000 -YOUR BROTHER HAD AN INTEREST IN WHAT YOUR FATHER DOES, 269 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,268 SO HE'S GOING TO THE OFFICE WITH HIM. 270 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,569 -YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF SCHOOL? 271 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,637 -YEP. 272 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,271 -WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN INTERESTED IN DAD'S WORK. 273 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,174 I WANT TO GO, TOO. 274 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,943 GIVE ME THAT TOAST, BUTTHEAD. 275 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,712 -WE BETTER GO. 276 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,915 TRAFFIC'S GONNA BE HELL. 277 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,050 [ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ] 278 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,719 [ TELEVISION CONTINUES PLAYING ] 279 00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:38,055 -AND SO I WENT TO WORK WITH MY FATHER. 280 00:12:38,057 --> 00:12:40,424 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED 281 00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,925 TO LEARN ABOUT HIM THERE. 282 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:44,395 I GUESS I WAS LOOKING FOR CLUES -- 283 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:48,866 SOMETHING TO EXPLAIN WHY HE WAS THE WAY HE WAS. -♪ AHH-AHH-AHH ♪ 284 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,334 ♪ AH-AHH ♪ 285 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,571 -EVERYBODY, THIS IS MY SON, KEVIN. 286 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,106 THIS IS PHYLLIS AND STAN AND BETTY AND MARIAN. 287 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,075 -HI, THERE! 288 00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:00,077 -YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN! 289 00:13:00,079 --> 00:13:02,913 -OH, MY GOODNESS, HE'S ADORABLE. -YOU'RE SO CUTE! 290 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:06,283 -WHAT AN ANGEL. LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS! 291 00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,485 -YOU GOT THE FEELING 292 00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:10,053 THEY DIDN'T SEE A LOT OF 12-YEAR-OLDS AROUND HERE. 293 00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,855 -AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? 294 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,757 -ARE YOU GOING TO COME TO WORK WITH US AT NORCOM? 295 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,926 -OF COURSE, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA BE 296 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,361 WHEN I GREW UP -- 297 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:20,230 EITHER A CENTER FIELDER FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS 298 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,633 OR A CREWMEMBER OF THE FIRST MANNED SPACE FLIGHT TO MARS. 299 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,768 -ARE YOU GONNA GO INTO DISTRIBUTION 300 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,169 LIKE YOUR FATHER, HMM? 301 00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,705 -I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 302 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,474 -UH, COME ON, KEVIN. I'LL SHOW YOU MY OFFICE. 303 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:31,609 EXCUSE ME. 304 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,145 -OHH! 305 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:37,548 [ LAUGHTER ] 306 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:42,086 -DAD'S OFFICE WASN'T IMPRESSIVE 307 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,989 THE WAY, SAY, THE APOLLO 8 WAS IMPRESSIVE. 308 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,957 BUT IT DID HAVE A LOT OF PRETTY COOL STUFF IN IT -- 309 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,692 A BIG EXECUTIVE DESK, 310 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:52,596 A PHONE WITH LOTS OF FLASHING LIGHTS AND BUTTONS, 311 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:55,065 AND A SWIVEL CHAIR. 312 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,400 -CAN I SIT IN YOUR CHAIR? 313 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,201 -SURE. -THANKS. 314 00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:03,841 -PHYLLIS, PULL THE QUARTERLY DISTRIBUTION REPORTS -- 315 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,042 OH, AND THE, UH, 316 00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,777 WEST COAST SHIPPING STATEMENTS FOR SEPTEMBER. 317 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:08,245 -Right. -THANKS. 318 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:09,847 -HERE. NO, YOU CAN SIT HERE. 319 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,515 -NO, NO, NO. IT'S OKAY. 320 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,417 IT'S OKAY. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. 321 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:16,454 OKAY, FIRST THING YOU GOT TO LEARN ABOUT AROUND HERE 322 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:18,188 IS THE S-14 FORM. 323 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:20,891 YOU GOT TO FILL ONE OF THESE BABIES OUT EVERY TIME -- [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] 324 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,826 HANG ON. 325 00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:24,661 YEAH, PHYLLIS? -Jeff Meyers on one. 326 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,696 -OKAY. 327 00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:29,533 HELLO, JEFF? HOW ARE YOU? 328 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,501 GOOD, GOOD. REALLY? 329 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:33,104 NO, LOOK, JEFF, I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING, 330 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:36,974 BUT HE SAID THAT NuTech WANTED THOSE 1018s. 331 00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,844 WELL, JEFF, JEFF, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY PROBLEM. 332 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,646 I MEAN, THEY SHOULD KNOW THEIR OWN SYSTEM, RIGHT? 333 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:44,648 YEAH, OKAY. O-OKAY, I'LL SEE YOU. 334 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:45,649 MM-HMM. 335 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,250 [ RECEIVER CLICKS ] 336 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,589 BE WITH YOU IN JUST A MINUTE HERE, KEVIN. [ INTERCOM BUZZES ] 337 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:53,824 -Peter Dante on two. 338 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,393 -YEAH, PHYLLIS, THANKS. 339 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,362 HELLO, PETE. 340 00:14:58,364 --> 00:14:59,763 YEAH, JACK ARNOLD. HOW ARE YOU? 341 00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,131 GOOD, GOOD. 342 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:04,000 LISTEN, PETE, I WAS JUST TALKING TO JEFF MEYERS OVER AT -- 343 00:15:04,002 --> 00:15:05,603 I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW! 344 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,004 I'M CHECKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. 345 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,473 OH, WELL, HELL, PETE! THEY CAN JUST GET SOMEONE ELSE, THEN. 346 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,376 -I HAD NO IDEA WHAT MY FATHER WAS TALKING ABOUT, 347 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:13,510 BUT SUDDENLY I FELL IN LOVE 348 00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:15,812 WITH THE RHYTHM AND FLOW OF IT ALL. 349 00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,915 THE WAY HE PUNCHED THOSE PHONE BUTTONS, 350 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,850 FLIPPED THROUGH PAPERS, GAVE ORDERS. 351 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,019 HE HAD POWER, AUTHORITY -- JUST LIKE AT HOME, 352 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,521 ONLY HERE IT WAS EVEN MORE MYSTERIOUS AND IMPRESSIVE. 353 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,857 -HELLO, PETE, LISTEN, I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. 354 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,893 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I CAN. THANKS. 355 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,094 LOOK, YOU CALL ALBUQUERQUE, 356 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,162 YOU TELL THEM RUSTY ORDERED AN A.G. LANFORD, 357 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,764 AND YOU GET ME THE PURCHASE ORDERS FROM LAST WEEK. 358 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,232 I FORGOT MY BRIEFCASE IN THE CAR. KEVIN. 359 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:39,136 [ TELEPHONES RINGING, TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ] 360 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,208 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 361 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,812 -I IMAGINED MYSELF IN THAT ROLE -- 362 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,282 ADMINISTERING THINGS, GIVING ORDERS, 363 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,616 CHEWING PEOPLE OUT. 364 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,918 [ DOOR OPENS ] 365 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,753 -WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? 366 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,088 -WELL, MR. ARNOLD, SIR, 367 00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,357 I-IF -- IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, SIR, 368 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,993 I-I HAVE SOME PAPERS FOR YOUR APPROVAL, SIR. 369 00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,662 -SURE, I DO EVERYTHING ELSE AROUND HERE, DON'T I? 370 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,033 -THANK YOU, SIR. 371 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,004 -GOOD MORNING, BUTTFACE! 372 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,805 -G-GOOD MORNING, SIR. 373 00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,807 I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT WORKING ON THESE 374 00:16:17,809 --> 00:16:19,909 FOR YOUR APPROVAL, SIR. 375 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,880 -THEY STINK! 376 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:24,648 DO 'EM OVER AGAIN. 377 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,350 -THANK YOU, SIR. 378 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,154 -YEAH, THIS WAS OKAY. 379 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,491 LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON, I GUESS. 380 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,658 [ DOOR OPENS ] 381 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,260 -WISANSKI, BRING THE PURCHASE ORDERS. 382 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:40,397 PHYLLIS, GET PETE BACK FOR ME. -Okay. 383 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:41,965 -WHAT'S THIS? 384 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,367 -UH, WE NEED THESE APPROVED BY FRIDAY. -UH-HUH. 385 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:46,570 -AND WE'RE HAVING A PROBLEM WITH STI IN PHOENIX. 386 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,506 THE OCTOBER SHIPMENT'S LATE. 387 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,807 -[ SIGHS ] 388 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,408 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "LATE," HOW LATE, 389 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,810 AND WHEN'D YOU FIND THIS OUT? 390 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,078 -WELL, THEY CALLED YESTERDAY, 391 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,713 BUT I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WOULD GET THERE BY TODAY. 392 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,315 IT WENT OUT ON THE 14th. -YOU THOUGH MAYBE IT WOULD GET THERE BY TODAY? 393 00:16:58,317 --> 00:16:59,949 WHAT THE HELL? 394 00:16:59,951 --> 00:17:02,219 -PHYLLIS, GET ME SOUTHWEST EXPRESS, PLEASE. 395 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,621 -WELL, ACTUALLY, WE'RE USING A NEW CARRIER. 396 00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:07,758 MAYBE THEY, UM, YOU KNOW -- -YOU WHAT? 397 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,925 YOU WENT WITH A NEW CARRIER? 398 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,594 JESUS, WISANSKI, YOU DIDN'T CLEAR THAT WITH ME. 399 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,129 IF THIS SCREWS UP THE DAMN ACCOUNT, 400 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,331 WE'RE ALL GONNA BE -- -LOOK, I'M SORRY. 401 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,867 MAYBE I SHOULD GO DOWN THERE. -LOOK, NO. 402 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,436 IT'S OKAY. I'LL HANDLE IT. 403 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:22,372 NEXT TIME, CHECK FIRST WITH ME. 404 00:17:26,112 --> 00:17:28,412 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 405 00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,616 TELL YOU WHAT, KEVIN... 406 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,217 IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED 407 00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:36,820 ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE WORKING DAY -- 408 00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:38,722 THE COFFEE BREAK. 409 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:42,326 COME ON. [ KNOCKING ON DOOR ] 410 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,494 -JACK, MR. KELLER'S ON LINE ONE. 411 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,797 -[ SIGHS ] TELL HIM I'M NOT HERE. 412 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,900 -OH, UH, B-BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE IT'S IMPORTANT. 413 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,302 -COME ON. 414 00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,070 -UH... 415 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,782 -SURE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? 416 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,284 -YEAH. 417 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,219 I LIKE IT BLACK. 418 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,355 -UH-HUH. 419 00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,291 HUH. YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY. 420 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,363 -DAD? 421 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:23,700 -HMM? 422 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:26,637 -WHEN DID YOU DECIDE YOU WANTED TO BECOME A MANAGER 423 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:29,506 OF DISTRIBUTION AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES? 424 00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:32,376 -[ CHUCKLES ] 425 00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,477 OH, SORRY. 426 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,413 IT'S JUST A FUNNY SORT OF A THOUGHT -- 427 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,781 REALLY WANTING TO BE THE MANAGER 428 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:41,618 OF DISTRIBUTION AND PRODUCT-SUPPORT SERVICES. 429 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,853 I MEAN, IT'S A GOOD JOB, BUT, UH... 430 00:18:43,855 --> 00:18:46,823 IT'S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT I'D BE DOING WITH MY LIFE. 431 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:49,293 -WHAT DID YOU WANT TO DO? 432 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,395 -WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING? PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER. 433 00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:52,929 -NO, REALLY. 434 00:18:52,931 --> 00:18:54,097 -REALLY? 435 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,236 WELL, I DID HAVE A FALLBACK POSITION. 436 00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,971 -THIS JOB? 437 00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:06,076 -NO. NOT THIS JOB. 438 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,148 I NEVER TOLD ANYBODY THIS BEFORE -- 439 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,150 NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER -- 440 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,384 BUT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 441 00:19:14,386 --> 00:19:16,686 I WANTED TO BE A CAPTAIN OF A SHIP. 442 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:17,988 -THE CAPTAIN OF A SHIP? 443 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,958 -YEAH, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE BIG OCEAN LINERS 444 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:24,294 OR A FREIGHTER OR AN OIL TANKER OR... 445 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:28,098 BE OUT THERE ON THE OCEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, 446 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,301 NAVIGATING BY THE STARS. 447 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:34,405 OF COURSE, THEY USE INSTRUMENTS FOR ALL OF THAT NOW, 448 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,839 BUT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 449 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,610 YEAH, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD. 450 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,712 -HOW COME YOU DIDN'T DO IT? 451 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,648 -HOW COME? 452 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:48,118 WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER. 453 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,988 WENT OFF TO COLLEGE, MET YOUR MOM. 454 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:55,492 NEXT SUMMER, I GOT A JOB ON A LOADING DOCK HERE AT NORCOM. 455 00:19:57,863 --> 00:20:00,530 THE REST IS HISTORY. 456 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,867 -YOU WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT SHIP'S CAPTAIN, DAD. 457 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,502 -NAH, PROBABLY NOT. 458 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,706 PROBABLY GET SEASICK. [ CHUCKLES ] 459 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,006 YOU KNOW, KEVIN, 460 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,675 YOU CAN'T DO EVERY SILLY THING YOU WANT TO IN LIFE. 461 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,577 YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR CHOICES. 462 00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,447 YOU HAVE TO TRY AND BE HAPPY WITH THEM. 463 00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:20,617 I THINK WE'VE DONE PRETTY WELL. DON'T YOU? 464 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:24,354 -YEAH. I THINK WE'VE DONE GREAT. 465 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:32,329 -BUT AS WE WALKED BACK TO MY FATHER'S OFFICE, 466 00:20:32,331 --> 00:20:34,030 I SUDDENLY REALIZED SOMETHING 467 00:20:34,032 --> 00:20:36,533 THAT MADE A LOT OF THINGS MAKE SENSE. 468 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,802 MY DAD WAS TOO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE. 469 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,270 SURE, IT WAS A GOOD JOB, 470 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:43,073 AND WE WERE ALL LUCKY HE HAD IT AND ALL THAT, 471 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,442 BUT MY DAD HAD SOMETHING FINER IN HIM 472 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,112 THAN S-14s AND DISTRIBUTION REPORTS. 473 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:51,281 I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW I FELT AT THAT MOMENT. 474 00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:56,253 I FELT THAT MY FATHER WAS A GREAT MAN. 475 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,156 [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] 476 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,857 -WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, ARNOLD?! 477 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:03,526 THIS IS INCOMPETENCE, JUST PLAIN INCOMPETENCE! 478 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:05,062 -LOOK, AL, WISANSKI'S A LITTLE -- 479 00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,364 -NO, NEVER MIND WISANSKI! HE WORKS FOR YOU! 480 00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:09,466 NOW, THIS IS THE THIRD MAJOR SCREW-UP IN YOUR DEPARTMENT 481 00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:10,901 IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS. 482 00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:13,470 NOW, IF YOU CAN'T HIRE COMPETENT PEOPLE AND SUPERVISE THEM, 483 00:21:13,472 --> 00:21:14,971 WE CAN FIND SOMEBODY THAT CAN! 484 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,306 -IT'S BEING TAKEN CARE OF. 485 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,208 -WELL, IT SURE AS HELL BETTER BE! 486 00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:19,709 OH, AND ONE MORE THING. 487 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,812 THE NEXT TIME THAT I TRY TO GET YOU ON THE PHONE, 488 00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,482 YOU BETTER BE THERE TO TAKE THE CALL! 489 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,283 NOW, DO YOU READ ME, ARNOLD?! 490 00:21:27,285 --> 00:21:28,685 DO YOU READ ME?! 491 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,153 -YEAH, AL, I READ YOU. 492 00:21:30,155 --> 00:21:31,788 -GOOD! 493 00:21:37,095 --> 00:21:38,795 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 494 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,931 [ CAR DOORS SLAM ] 495 00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,285 -THAT NIGHT, MY FATHER STOOD THERE, 496 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:05,321 LOOKING UP AT THE SKY THE WAY HE ALWAYS DID. 497 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,963 -♪ ALL YOUR LIFE ♪ -BUT SUDDENLY, I REALIZED 498 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:17,667 I WASN'T AFRAID OF HIM IN QUITE THE SAME WAY ANYMORE. 499 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:22,072 THE FUNNY THING IS, I FELT LIKE I'D LOST SOMETHING. 500 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,914 -COME HERE, KEVIN. 501 00:22:56,308 --> 00:22:58,842 THAT'S POLARIS, THE NORTH STAR. 502 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:06,450 THAT'S HOW THE SAILORS USED TO FIND THEIR WAY HOME. 503 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:18,227 -♪ BLACKBIRD FLY ♪